Thread 149795163

Is he a good boss?

To answet this thread for 1000th time, yes.

Now get back to work Mr Squidward.

he charges his employees for breathing

hes a good leader

No, he's Scrooge McDuck without the redeeming qualities.

>>149795163 (OP)
Somehow less greedy than actual restaurant owners

>>149795163 (OP)
Is he Jewish?

>>149795230
No, shellfish aren't kosher.

He sold his best employee's soul for 62 cents.

>>149795338
He sold his own to 10+ other spiritual entities. He does to others what he is willing to do to himself.

>>149795227
this, squidward and spongebob actually get paid by him, instead of them having to rely on tips
and considering squidward's fancy house and lifestyle, it isn't as meager as he claims

>>149795163 (OP)
Have you tried wageslaving before? He's on the more tame side of greedy.

>>149795163 (OP)
Not really, no

>>149795184
>answet

>>149795163 (OP)
He's a money-grubbing cheapskate who will (and probably has already) sell his own mother for a quick buck if he had the chance to. His only purpose and morals in life is money, nothing else matters to him at all. The only thing that may yet cure his avaricious greed for good is a pot full of hot boiling water just for him. You get me?

>>149796926
>The only thing that may yet cure his avaricious greed for good is a pot full of hot boiling water just for him. You get me?
Seethe and weep, oldfag

>>149796926
>>149797080

>>149795163 (OP)
He's a boss, I'll give him that.