Thread 149799784

Leaked last night but thread already archived
What do you think of it?
https://litter.catbox.moe/313jqw18l7wyszxr.mp4

>>149799784 (OP)
Wait i thought this was a parody drawing making fun of modern cartoons, this is real?

>>149799820
It plays itself pretty straight

>>149799784 (OP)
So is it satirical or is it really this on the nose?

>>149799981
The movie is exactly like this word for word, with the straight white maliens being protrayed as incels in a literal mancave

>>149799784 (OP)
>Only in cinemas September 11 !

>>149799981
>>149800034
>Australian film
Lol what is it with non-American Anglo countries always being a decade behind in culture from the U.S.?

This is very illegal OP

>>149799784 (OP)
>"only in cinemas sept 11"
have they no shame?

>>149799784 (OP)
Cartoon Dustborn.

>>149799981
If its satire its not especially funny or clever, I think its just on the nose.

Adult version of Adventure Time. MC was cute and royally fucked up with the perky goth.

>>149799784 (OP)
Could this run for Animated Feature at the Oscars?

>>149799784 (OP)
>>149799981
This sounds like a joke you'd do in a porn comic right before you have the female cast get raped by a space ogre.

>>149800326
Nah. The message isn't really anything special and I don't think the movie holds any insightful value that hasn't been done before. It could be pity nominated but there's no way anyone would vote for it over all the other releases this year

>>149799784 (OP)
Title is ass, artstyle is ass, animation is ass, why does this shit get a theatrical release when actual well animated 2D films like Fixed don’t?

>>149799784 (OP)
>pointy ears
>vee silhouette
>lelzbians
Someone was inspired by the DTVA show big city greens

>>149799784 (OP)
Is this attack on Lesbos Prime?
>>149799962
CARLOS

reposting willow screencaps

>>149800916
She deserved better.

>>149800951
I headcanon after the movie she finds anon in space and makes him her bf

>>149801145
I said she deserved BETTER.

This movie would have made a billion dollars in 2020

>>149801373
2020?!
Nah 2010, this shit is 15 years dated not 5

>>149799784 (OP)
Jumping around, this plays out like a shitpost. It's very Australian.

>>149801145
It's people like you that make creators think they have to be as on the nose as possible with the lesbian stuff. If you guy didn't have to have a weird straight hangup about "fixing" every gay girl they could make them more nuanced.

>>149801595
The more forbidden the fruit the more I want it

>>149799981
How do you pitch that shit without the slightest hint of irony and convince yourself that this is movie material?

>>149801629
Covid era was weird

>>149801595
There's nothing you can actually do. No matter how blatantly lesbian you make a character, someone will fantasize about fucking her straight. Unless she's ugly. And that's not a guarantee.

So how long till someone draws their chad OC fucking al these girls and breaking them with the power of cock.

>>149799784 (OP)
>september 11
good double feature with bay tmnt

>>149800147
Don't share this on /pol/, the aussies there might shit a brick and pretend they're not mad.

>>149800147
Don't let the Aussies over on /int/ confuse you, Australian's are a generally unfunny group of people

That poster is so stereotypical to the point of parody.

>>149801595
Willow is bisexual.

>>149799784 (OP)
Alright, against my better judgement I decided I'm going to give this a fair shake, even if by all accounts this really doesn't deserve it. Five minutes in and I will say, I do like the staging of having the couch literally stretch further apart each time it cuts back to Kiki. It's a genuinely great use of the medium to convey them slowly distancing themselves emotionally. It's the kind of thing that just wouldn't work in live action unless it's strictly a comedy.

Also Kiki is total garbage, if it doesn't end with Sara deciding to not get back with her after learning self-respect this whole film's a wash. That's exactly how it would end if either of these women were a guy.

>>149801595
>We have to make our movies shit to own the straight white males Reeeeee
Kek

>>149803103
Okay, I was willing to go along with the film, but the
>Royal Pussy
shit genuinely knocked me out of it. What the fuck were they even thinking? I hope this ends up being deleted in the final cut, it's a genuinely awful gag that knocks the early wind out of the film's sails. Also can't show it here for obvious reasons.

>>149803103
She wasn't wrong about Saira being way too clingy and investing way too much in the short amount of time they knew each other.

>>149803212
I dunno about you guys, but I wouldn't be macking on a girl that just shot me in the fucking leg.

>>149803310
True, their whole dynamic just seems broken on both ends. But still, bailing immediately instead at least trying to work things out with her is a major red flag.

>>149803340
Are you kidding me, they're seriously reusing Dr. Evil gags here? This movie isn't nearly clever enough to homage fucking Austin Powers of all things. Also RIP fat blue dyke, you were the hottest character shown so far.

>>149803447
>they're referencing the "you must eat all the eggs" meme
Now I'm convinced this movie was 100 percent made by aussie shitposters.

>>149803103
>deliberately drawn leg hair
To think I thought this era of Tumblrite has been extinct for over a decade now. What is going on in Australia?

Would Blade

>>149803482
Wait, how does Sara even know what "straight" is? She's in a galaxy where only lesbians exists. Their planet is literally shaped like a vag ffs. Which is yet another thing with this film, it LOVES to shove vaginas in your face every chance it gets, but none of the times it pops up is in a way that's actually interesting or funny. It's usually the worst part of the scene it's in.
>Normie Space
>S-Club 16
I'm in hell.


>>149803534
Honestly I didn't even notice that.

>>149803639
Sounds like you relate to the Problematic Ship.

>>149803932
100 percent, easily the best character so far.

>>149804262
Gay Space is a fun character, reminds me of Butt Witch. Guess it helps their scene didn't last all that long so it couldn't overstay their welcome.

Also is the joke with pic related that she wasn't following her own advice? Because it's jarring having Kiki say you should attract chicks by listening and being considerate when she's been doing the exact opposite the whole film so far.

>>149804359
Yes. She's a self-obsessed asshole being forced to hang around other self-obsessed assholes. And she's finding out she's not the badass she thought she was.

The Macca's Funny Farm aesthetic is a bold choice for a feature length film.

>>149804359
>"If I was a Pokemon I'd be a freaking Pikachu!"
God, it's trying too hard to have her be a quirky Tumblr girl and comes across as a "how do you do fellow kids" moment. Still, i don't hate Willow so far. Definitely better than Kiki. Also I hope Willow being a "they" isn't going to be relevant past that one passing mention, else it's quickly going to sour my opinion here.

I dunno, I liked it and thought it funny.
>>149801595
She's bi so it's ok. She was also the best character followed by the Straight White Maliens.

>>149804696
The Maliens lecturing Kiki on their card game was the hardest I've laughed at this movie so far, it's spot on.

you're in the movie /co/

How dinergoth is this?

>>149804756
>There's an actual scene of of Sara butt ass naked, vag and tits and all
Well damn, if nothing else I can respect this movie for not having cowards at the helm.

>>149799784 (OP)
Only this Blight could enjoy this Bullshit.

>>149804859
Stop trying to force this meme

>>149804874
>actual really good scene of Sarah confronting her insecurities and trauma
>followed up by pic related
WHY. Every single time this film has something going for it it immediately shoots itself in the foot with literal vaginas.

>>149803534
>What is going on in Australia?

What my Australian friend has told me in the past is that Australia is always a few years behind America when it comes to memes and jokes. Don't really know how that's possible considering they've also told me Australian's are just American's but more retarded

>>149805235
Oh this is going to be useful.

>>149799784 (OP)
This reminds me of shit like High Guardian Spice where they unironically had the trans teacher grooming that one dude to transition and their promo was talking about how "diverse" their production team was when it was just a bunch of morbidly obese white women with the most diverse thing about them being the colors of their neon dyed hair.

Velma and cancelled New Warriors reboot were similar only those achieved full political compass unity in how universally reviled they were.

It genuinely baffles me how there are people and entire productions that exist that are THIS lacking in self-awareness to the point onlookers genuinely wonder and argue over whether projects like this are taking the piss or completely serious.

Sarai cute

>>149805498
Forgot to mention Kate Leth's self-insert going on a tirade in one of the first few episodes about how much men suck and lack emotional capacity because "girl friendships are just deeper"

>>149805450
Genuinely incredible payoff, I'm dying here.

>>149805450
Incredible payoff.

>>149805498
>>149805523
I think the difference between this and stuff like HGS is that even though the Problematic Ship and the Straight White Maliens are supposed to be absurd characters, they don't feel like they're meant to be punching bags like that one guy who in HGS who was being sexist to Rosemary. Plus, the only character in this movie who could be considered a "girlboss" is kind of a selfish cunt and we're not really meant to sympathize with her.

It reminds me more of Megg, Mogg, and Owl where even if there are a lot of gay characters they're flawed and human.

>>149799981
This sounds like a pitch a character would make in a woke cartoon, not the actual pitch.

>>149805672
I do appreciate how Sara didn't actually end up with anyone in the end. Going back to either Kiki or Willow would've muddied up the entire message of self-acceptance. She can always get into a relationship later, but right now she's working on building herself up, and that's a pretty strong point in its own right.

Overall, I'd say that was...decent. Which considering I came into this shit expecting the absolute worst, that's nothing short of a goddamn miracle.

I'm kinda bummed how that this sort of film is damn near impossible to recommend to most people, though. I'm glad I gave this a shot, but it's so aggressive and uncompromising in its identity as a film for the most chronically of online that 99 percent of people wouldn't even give this film a second glance, and almost rightfully so.

Then again it being as such is part of why I respect it. It was willing to be cringe and sincere and vulnerable, something that's a rarity these days. Overall, I didn't regret watching it. I kinda feel like how Problematic Ship felt at the end, funny enough.

>>149805871
That's how I felt by the end. It's going to filter people with how brazenly queer it is, almost antagonistically so, but it has a solid core. On a semi-related note, this whole scene felt like something lifted straight from one of the writers' own experience they had at a club one time.

>>149806100
Gosh! A Demon!

>>149799784 (OP)

You'd think millennial dyke cunts would eventually get bored of just doing sailor moon meets utena over and over and over again. I guess theyre just that soulless and talentless.

>>149805498
This is nowhere close to any of those though.

Appreciate the deer(?) girls in your life.

>>149799784 (OP)
It joins Dustborn as media where the progressive propaganda is so blatant and on the nose that you wonder how the hell it's not a parody made by conservatives.

>>149799981
Somehow both?

>>149805871
>it's so aggressive and uncompromising in its identity as a film for the most chronically of online that 99 percent of people wouldn't even give this film a second glance, and almost rightfully so.
No, you'd be surprised. Far left normies which are a lot of them genuinely shill stuff like this. I remember seeing a popular black YouTuber shilling an ugly as fuck Adult Swim cartoon just because a black woman made it.

>>149809920
>Far left normies which are a lot of them genuinely shill stuff like this.
Yeah but they don't actually WATCH it most of the time.

>>149799784 (OP)
It got taken down. Which sort of sucks I was sort of half way down watching it.
Something to semi watch while sorting out my finances.

This feels like a Netflix watch rather than a full blown theatre one. At least not internationally.

>>149810077
Good point.
>>149810274
>He didn't download it.
You get what you deserve.

Instantly charmed by this.

>>149810274
Someone should re-upload the movie
>>149810999
Perfect for a condom edit, also nice trips

>>149799784 (OP)
Jesus why is it always the same fucking pitch

>>149800916
More Willow from the character posters they revealed today

>>149811119
She's easily going to be the fan favorite.

>>149800585
Jeff

>shitty leftard garbage is shilled on 4chan with some drooling faggot gooning about a random character pretending it's a saving grace for the stinking pile of shit
every fucking time

>>149800585
A release that's not only in Australia, but is a limited release within that restriction is nothing to be envious of.

>>149799784 (OP)
Not watching

>>149799784 (OP)
At least they're straightforward about it

>>149799981
the millenial era can't end soon enough

>>149799784 (OP)
Interesting

>>149799784 (OP)
Even ignoring the retarded premise, that has got to be one of the worst titles I've ever seen for a movie.
It would be like if the Incredibles was called "Superhero Family" or Turning Red was called "Big Red Panda Girl".

>>149811119
Oh, so the whole Manic Pixie Dream Girl shit she exuded from minute 1 was 100 percent intentional. That explains why Sara didn't go for her in the end. Seems like the writers were pretty self-aware about their premise the whole time.

Can you re-up the film? Its gone

>plucky lesbian leads in kids cartoons succeeded in becoming so normalized that you can make an entire parody movie about the concept and studios actually think people will understand the joke
That is genuinely a gigantic dub for gay people. Especially now; when governments all over the globe are likely to try and strip their hard-won rights away from them; just the fact that this exists is a sign to not give up the fight against those fucking scum in office.

This movie would have been unthinkable just a decade ago. Like, holy shit!

(I wonder when we'll get the first gay boy lead in a kids show.)

>>149805498
>>149805523
Caraway wasn't grooming Snapdragon, he was helping the kid understand what was happening to him. You are straight up lying if you're saying Snapdragon wasn't openly suffering from dysphoria before Caraway's help.

>Forgot to mention Kate Leth's self-insert going on a tirade in one of the first few episodes about how much men suck and lack emotional capacity because "girl friendships are just deeper"
Heaven forbid Sage act like a child and ever be wrong about anything. Heaven forbid a character ever have any flaws. You people are just as bad as avatards.

>>149800147
>>149801373
>>149801436
How on Earth have any of you people come to the conclusion that anybody would have gotten the idea to make this movie in a world before nu-ra or the owl house?

Where's the porn of them submitting to cock of all shapes, sizes, and colors?

>>149812740
They knew what they were doing, even with how Kiki is an obvious asshole but still makes valid points, like how she shoots down the notion that being rescued means she owes Saira her affection.

>>149812878
With modern /co/ I genuinely can't tell if you're shitposting or not

We need another link because OP's is dead.

>>149813321
Just put the dead one into archive.org and download it there

>>149813321
No point. Most people bounced off the title and synopsis and didn't bother watching. That's not going to change.

>>149813354
1. Fuck that attitude. Stop going around centering the views of people who refuse to engage with the material.

2. Why wouldn't "most people" here want to watch it? "Most people" here love lesbian cartoons.

3. Even if you were correct: just reading the thread will let you know that at least some people DID watch the movie, and that's who I'm talking to.

>>149813416
>"Most people" here love lesbian cartoons.
Reading the thread, there are more people who stopped at the packaging than those who gave it a chance. Besides, I'm assuming the leak was for indirect audience testing. Why they would use /co/ and not /lgbt/ is beyond me.

>>149813039
>Willow is bisexual and was down for a three way relationship in the movie
Wouldn't it be funny if Saira came across Willow again but she was already dating Anon but said she was cool with taking her back as long as she could still keep her boyfriend around? That would be sooooo awkward lol

>>149800525
Sounds like a good idea for the next anthology those artists on baraag do.

This movie was funnier than I expected.

>>149811119
>>149800916
She looked cute in thumbnails, but upon closer inspection she's actually kinda ugly.

>>149803103
Go-go Gadget Couch Extender

>>149812953
Ok Kate

>>149799784 (OP)
the link expired, can you post a new one anon? the other anons' reactions made me queerious enough to watch it

>this is actually real
Amazing

>>149800131
should we ram planes into movie theaters while screaming allahu akbar?
>the movie theater janitors will have round 2

>>149812534
It would work if it were more self aware. Kind of like the series The Naked Gun was based on being named Police Squad or Airplane just being named Airplane.

>>149799784 (OP)
Is this real feels fake as fuck, sad thing is the worlds been so weird i can't be sure anymore. Like that one syfy show with the high loser magic girls.

also catbox link is dead.

This looks like the sort of thing that will be fun and clever but a bunch of virtue signaling bitches on /co/ will go out of their way to pretend it sucks because they're scared of enjoying anything gay.

>>149815113
These types of posts should get people banned.

>>149813501
>Reading the thread, there are more people who stopped at the packaging than those who gave it a chance.
Given that it is being discussed, this is patently untrue.
>Besides, I'm assuming the leak was for indirect audience testing.
That is not a thing that happens and nobody would use 4chan for that.

reupload
https://gofile.io/d/ZmWmSc

>>149817247
>Given that it is being discussed, this is patently untrue.

90% of the "discussion" is just people getting mad over the poster.

>>149817297
Thanks

>>149817218
please go back to plebbit already, or were you so insufferable you got banned from there trying to ban others for calling out your shit faggot takes

The 10 minute scissoring scene was a bit much

>>149817562
Nah, I'll stay here if it keeps getting you mad. Accusing people here of being the actual creators and blanket dismissing the very idea that anybody would ever like something that you personally do not like should not be acceptable behavior here!

>>149817297
THANK YOU!!

>>149799784 (OP)
>dyke protag who probably hates men
>>149799981
>complaining about straight men already in the plot so i was right
I want to kill myself. Why are modern women so intolerable?

>>149817986
>dyke protag who probably hates men
She doesn't.

>check the previous, archived thread
>some tripfag doesn't know Dobson
lol

>Kiki even speaks Spanish
LMAOOOOOOO

I'm seven minutes into this and this movie would break a nazi Youtube grifter's brain! This is fucking amazing! Thank you OP for letting me know this exists!

>>149799784 (OP)
Honestly, I actually loved this movie. Willow's my favorite character ^^ I even put together this short little no context reel for it
https:/files.catbox.moe/50i83v.mp4

>>149811119
Porn when?

>>149800585
It's a super limited release just so it was technically in theaters so they can submit for awards. That's pretty common these days.

>>149812878
>when governments all over the globe are likely to try and strip their hard-won rights away from them
Just say the west, gays were getting thrown of rooftops in the 3rd world all this time and no one cared.

>>149802900
>Willow is bisexual

Lesbian

Anyone asking if this is satire hasn't really met the tastes of people who consume this type of shit. This is just a bit more "edgy" take of new She-ra or Thundercats.

>>149799981
I'm confused, this sounds like what Matt Walsh tier conservatives would see as le epic own of the woke left?
But I think it's meant to be taken straight, and not parody modern cartoons?
It wouldn't even be a good parody.

>>149799784 (OP)
I am tired of dykes.

>>149800207
No. That's why they are faggots. They are the niggers of sexuality

>>149799784 (OP)
>Rug munchers in space
Stop posting porn on this site.

>>149817986
We gave them rights, that's why everything sucks

>>149801595
Lesbians are fake & gay, just like (you). All cock cures lesbianism. Your dildos can't compete, dyke

>>149799784 (OP)
>cartoon about dykes
>shitty artsyle
>shitty character designs
>shits on the token male
>shits on straight people
Whoever greenlit this abomination should be fired

>>149822070
>This is just a bit more "edgy" take of new She-ra or Thundercats.
...what? Have you ever even watched wither of those?

I'm glad that Willow got a happy ending making a hit album that's one big "fuck you" to Saira

>>149822300
It really doesn't seem like its meant to be taken straight, the whole film is so toungue in cheek about its whole premise.

>>149799784 (OP)
Feel like its been a while since this has been posted.

>>149799981
This shit stepped out of a 2016 time capsule

>>149810999
She was smooth as fuck when she wasn't simping over a bitch.

>>149799784 (OP)
>>149800916
This looks so ugly I wouldn't watch it for free

>>149799784 (OP)
Is this some sort of joke?

>>149800281
What are the odds taxpayer money also went into it?

>>149803639
>She's in a galaxy where only lesbians exists
They make a lesbian-only setting and still let men live fucking rent-free.

>>149828415
>They make a lesbian-only setting and still let men live fucking rent-free.
Audiably kekd after reading this, thanks

>>149799784 (OP)
>>149828415
they wanna be planet unicorn so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6UWR0kSFcE

>>149817986
no, there are too many femcels currently.

the female lonliness epidemic, irl women are insufferable. plus we can't enslave them since it would prove their schizophrenic thoughts

>>149822616
we need to make a gay cartoom qhere every female character is obliterated.

>>149820007
Nice job! For anyone who can't be bothered watching this in full, I do recommend checking this out. A lot of you have the impression this is a completely milquetoast feminist work when it's more in the vein of something like Bushworld Adventures.

>thread with a lot of replies but not many posters
This isn't the place to shill your shitty looking webtoon bro

>>149829026
Women arent lonely, theyre sociopaths so they enjoy being on their own if it means starving men of companionship. They feed off of the suffering of males

>>149817986
>>149829026
>>149829187
>samefag making posts about how they le hate women
Totally not bad fair actors trying to make men look bad. Couldn't possibly be the bitter dikes that made this ugly cartoon

>>149799784 (OP)
Do any of the links ITT work still?

>>149829961
Yeah

>>149799784 (OP)
If they make media where lesbian seduce straight women and kill men, why dont we do the opposite

>>149830543
>If they make media where lesbian seduce straight women and kill men, why dont we do the opposite
Its already been done before
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space

>>149799820
Me too what the fuck I thought this was just a meme image not an actual show.

>>149830599
this movie is a masterpiece. i knew i was seeing this before but seriously, the thing i was tlaking about has been done alot an dthis movie is the only opposite ones

>>149830660
The holes are doing it out of spite at this point

>>149830543
almost kino. post it on co-reations

>>149825556
gay rep exists as a joke, men are cool. women are cool in the 2000s but

>>149830767
Why is it that in the 2010s especially 2015 and on ward did women completely go batshit insane?

>>149822300
HR is full of man-hater feminist lesbian womyn

>>149830783
2016 was a different time back then, but honeslty 2016 to now feels like the same

>>149830797
2016 is when somehow the universe decided to go into the wrong direction and we are all paying the price for it ever since. People joke about harambre being the point that the world went south but i think theirs some truth to the meme in some parts, it i could go back 10 years and take out certain individuals to prevent this horrible future ala x-men days of future past i would in a heart beat

>>149830867
2016 only affect america with overly sensitive faggots, which is 99.9% of /co/, you just have to live with it

>>149830599
Needs to be remade except all the male characters are twinks and femboys.

>>149830937
You have to be either willfully ignorant or a disingenuous faggot to dent the cancerous effect the culture war bullshit has had upon society over the past 10 years

>>149830971
Gay chinks from outer space and its all femboy asians this time around

>>149825556
There is no fucking way

Are there peolle really so fuckjng retarded that they don't understand that Korra would be an eskimo?

>>149832159
Would korras eskimo parents be mad at her being a dyke?

>>149832642
>gets together with the chick who is by the end of the series the world's most powerful and wealthy businesswoman
Maybe for a little while.

>>149799784 (OP)
Truly the greatest tragedy to ever happen on September 11th

>>149803534
I thought it was fishnets.