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Anonymous No.149800359 >>149800399 >>149800424 >>149800568 >>149800864 >>149802597 >>149804402
>looking as if it might not even break 500M
What's he thinking right now? I thought Pedro Pascal was a YUGE star and would've propelled this to a Billy! What happened Feige?
Anonymous No.149800399 >>149800500
>>149800359 (OP)
All of Pascal’s notable work is from tv shows. I don’t get why the push for him to be in film.
Anonymous No.149800424 >>149800500
>>149800359 (OP)
Joe Biden looking motherfucker.
I also imagine Pedro is not the problem, but a scapegoat.
Anonymous No.149800492 >>149801719
It’s a boring movie.
It’s boring.
The stakes don’t feel real.
None of the characters feel fleshed out enough for the audience to care about them. All the cool shit happens in the first 20 minutes, then we’re stuck waiting for an entire hour before we get to the climax and a 100 foot-tall Galactus walks around fantasy Manhattan for 5 minutes. Then the movie is over.
It wasn’t a great surprise like Superman. It wasn’t 1/10 microwaved dogshit like Jurassic World. It was milquetoast and inoffensive. It was so safe it had nothing interesting to pay attention to. It was 90 minutes of people talking about a weightless conflict that just does not matter, at all, because nothing is real and nobody is a person. It’s boring.
It’s boring.

It is boring.

It’s a bore.

Even talking about it is boring. What the fuck do you talk about? The most exciting scene is Reed drop-kicking a giant chimpanzee in a flashback.

It’s so boring that the box-office take is the ONLY thing anyone talks about, because the movie is a lukewarm cup of unsweetened oatmeal.
Anonymous No.149800500 >>149800564 >>149801760
>>149800399
He's a literal faggot and was the only one that said yes. The people they actually wanted (Driver, Gyllenhaal, Smith) all passed because the script was dogshit. Fagscal is a Disney bitch. He probably didn't even negotiate money.
>>149800424
>the miscast guy they put as the protagonist that couldn't attract people isn't the problem
Keep dreaming Fagscal.
Anonymous No.149800526
who cares? Avengers doomsgay and spiderman brand new gay will bail them out
Anonymous No.149800564 >>149800609 >>149801542 >>149801752 >>149804426
>>149800500
You can be as salty as you want, but outside your man-o-sphere schitzo echo chamber he’s extremely popular with everyone that doesn’t jerk off to Ben Shapiro.

His name put butts in the seat. The opening weekend was good. People just didn’t show up on week 2 because everyone who wanted to see it did, nobody wanted to see it again, and anyone on the fence is just going to wait for it to dump onto streaming next week.
Anonymous No.149800568
>>149800359 (OP)
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Anonymous No.149800609 >>149800869 >>149805748
>>149800564
>His name put butts in the seat.
bro, what are you on. he's had two other flops this year.
Anonymous No.149800864
>>149800359 (OP)
how many benzos is this guy on?
Anonymous No.149800869 >>149801113 >>149801245
>>149800609
Materialists isn’t a flop, it made it’s budget back and is turning a profit. Not every movie is a billion-dollar blockbuster, most skate by well under a hundred million. Tentpole movies are big gambles, so they need to pay off big or the studio loses out. You could literally make 10 “Materialists” for the budget of one “Fantastic Four.”

Eddington was a dreary depressing Western made by the Hereditary guy with zero advertising. Westerns appeal to angry boomers who can’t stomach the miserable depressing shit Ari Aster makes, and post-ironic millennial hipsters, who only watch whatever shit Youtube tells them to (hence the advertising problem).

Julia Garner was in Weapons, Fantastic 4 and Wolfman this year. Nobody is blaming Fantastic 4 or Wolfman on her because Weapons is popular. Movie stars don’t matter like they used to.

20 years ago, EVERYONE went out to see a Tom Cruise movie BECAUSE it had Tom Cruise. Now, the number of people who will see a movie because it has a certain star, just isn’t as big. People are more concerned with directors, if anything. All the talk around Superman was that it was the new James Gunn joint. It was the big new thing from Mr. Slither, who turned out a half-dozen bangers in the past decade, so everyone and their dog went to watch it twice despite the ONLY known actor being Nicolas fucking Hoult.
Whose name I probably spelled wrong because who the fuck is Nicholas Holt.

Actors don’t matter. Nobody fucking cares about actors.
Anonymous No.149801113 >>149801223 >>149801268 >>149801293 >>149803228
>>149800869
> so everyone and their dog went to watch it twice
> twice
Superman was a flop internationally so not everyone just idiot Americans and Superman underperformed at the box office and is not going to do the billion dollars that was expected for a known director and famous superhero.
Anonymous No.149801223
>>149801113
That's a lot of coping and seething from a Snyderbot
Anonymous No.149801245 >>149801369
>>149800869
>Actors don’t matter. Nobody fucking cares about actors
why are they bringing back RDJ then?
Anonymous No.149801268 >>149801804
>>149801113
james gunn movies have never made a billion, superman movies have never made a billion. nobody was expecting a billion.
>idiot americans
american superhero. if you don’t like it, go back to tranime, brown boy.
Anonymous No.149801293
>>149801113
> just idiot Americans
don't forget the jeets
Anonymous No.149801335
Why did the MCU put all their money on TV stars being able to carry their big movie franchise?
Anonymous No.149801369
>>149801245
Because they’re out of touch and desperately bailing water out of a sinking ship.

This isn’t “gotcha” where you’ve caught me in a contradiction, you’re just reinforcing my point. The studio has no fucking clue how to make a good movie and are desperately throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks.
Anonymous No.149801542 >>149801679 >>149801855
>>149800564
What world do you live in? I'm not even American, the guy is virtually unknown everywhere outside of Xitter.
Anonymous No.149801679
>>149801542
>I’m not even American
Sure. And I’m Mickey Mouse.
Anonymous No.149801719 >>149805810
>>149800492
I was indeed surprised that for Superman they went for pushing his shit in for 90 minutes.
I guess that explains how it didn't make a profit. Nobody wants to watch superbitch lose every fight.
Anonymous No.149801752
>>149800564
>"You must be in a echo chamber if you hated Pascal"
>Anon chuckled smugly from his own echo chamber on shitter, the only place where anybody would think Pascal is anybody.
Anonymous No.149801760
>>149800500
They’re all so damn ugly.
Anonymous No.149801804 >>149801985 >>149802467
>>149801268
> Makes less than Snyder's a whooping 10 years later despite all the fuss, and with such a popular IP against literally no competition because marvel's came out later and performed worse.
Lmao. Is superbitch the worst Superman movie ever?
Anonymous No.149801855
>>149801542
>I'm not even American

Sure thing American
Anonymous No.149801985
>>149801804
No, Man of Steel and BvS are
Anonymous No.149802222
Superchads won.
Anonymous No.149802330
They are so boned. They oversaturated the market with so much boring crap Marvel shit that no one wants to go see any of them. Disney miscalculated big time and Feige did them no favors making a sludge conveyor belt.
Anonymous No.149802467
>>149801804
man of steel and batman v superman are horrible man truly dog shit films.
Anonymous No.149802597
>>149800359 (OP)
I'm so shocked that Thunderbolts* didn't actually revive the MCU like everyone said it would.

*total flop that no one saw
Anonymous No.149803228
>>149801113
The Chinamen love Bayformers and Jurassic World, and you're going to give their opinions primacy over Americans'?
Anonymous No.149804402
>>149800359 (OP)
This the most no balls having dude In Hollywood and needs to be fired
Anonymous No.149804426
>>149800564
No he's not you fucking retard people would have went to this movie then fucking idiot lmao Pedro is fucking nuclear waste, blame him shitting on half the audience and being a gay political bitch
Anonymous No.149805748
>>149800609
You do realize that adult skewing dramas don't make even the money that a bad horror movie makes? The Phoenician Scheme only made slightly under $39M and it probably cost more than that to make and market, and Wes Anderson will still get money to make more films for the next five to ten years.

You really don't understand the movie business so you shouldn't try to use examples that don't make sense.
Anonymous No.149805810
>>149801719
>I guess that explains how it didn't make a profit.
It did though Snyderjeet