Thread 149800956

What the fuck was his problem?

>>149800956 (OP)
Manchild.

>>149800956 (OP)
His Dad died when he was like 5 or something so Warden was left in charge of the prison. Somehow he managed to turn the place into a weird mixture of a Child's dreamland while also still being a dystopian murder hellhole. Managing something like that likely came at the price of his sanity. It probably also granted him those shapeshifting abilities too

>>149800956 (OP)
>what no Alice dick does to a mf

>>149800956 (OP)
Willy Wonka and the Prison Industrial Complex

>>149800956 (OP)
The only good thing pussy ass David Wain has done

>>149802011
Superjail lore is weirder than I remember..

>>149800956 (OP)
I thought he was a character from MTV show.

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>>149802011
>>149802872
All this really.

>>149800956 (OP)
What do you mean? There's absolutely nothing wrong with him at all. He's the best Warden on the planet, bar none. A real professional at his craft. Name me one other prison warden who can run a tight and highly technologically advanced and efficiently deadly ship as his? The Mistress doesn't count, she's a women after all. Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be a sexist here, it's just for the same reason why we have men's sports and a women's sports, it's only fair to have it be that way. Anyways, we need more male prison wardens like him on this planet, it would undoubtedly make the world a better and safer place by reducing the amount of present and future violent criminals in the world, abso-freaking-lutely.
>this is a joke post

>>149805564
He's a real human bean

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>>149803035
>>149802872
he's literally me

>>149803470
I saw WHAS not too long ago and found it entertaining