Thread 149804835

May 19 of 2004. This was the exact time and moment when DreamWorks/PDI humiliated itself and ruined their image forever.

>>149804835 (OP)
When you were born is when their parents humiliated themselves

>>149804835 (OP)
Why have you spent the past decade of your life whining about Shrek 2?

>>149804835 (OP)
You mean when they released a financially and critically successful film?

>>149805025
>critically successful film
Tell that to the animation fans of 2004 or John K. alumnis who bashed this film hard because of his poor script and storytelling and the horrendous designs and character acting.

>>149805252
Fag

>>149805329
Shit taste.

>>149804835 (OP)
I'm now thinking of that thread where someone asked why kids' stuff or CGI movies attract the perpetual spergs but not the well-made 2D films, why is that?

>>149805252
>Tell that to the animation fans of 2004
They loved it
>or John K. alumnis
I don't care about the opinions of pedophiles who worship a dude that only made one good thing in his entire career

>>149805343
Cope Spumcotard

Shame how he went from the early Disney Renaissance films (pic is from a Rescuers Down Under preview in 1990) to stuff like Shrek 2.

>>149805518
Kys zoom zoom.

Glad that The Incredibles won Best Animated Feature at both academy awards and annie awards instead of this.

>>149805518
It's okay, zoomie, don't worry, this is more of your speed.

>>149804835 (OP)
Sharkfag thread

>>149805575
Cope tranny

>>149805707
>No arguments

>>149805670
Don't threathen me with a good time

>>149805718
I have an argument, you are a retarded fag

>>149805734
Wow, really bold.

>>149805724
No wonder why people of your ilk loves tasteless garbage like Shrek 2. Go to see REAL animation.

Shrek 2 was really good, honestly

>>149804835 (OP)
Have you ever told us why you so fervently despise this movie yet? Like if it's just a bad movie you wouldn't be posting hundreds of threads dedicated to it so what's the deal? What is the emotional connection to this film that makes you hate it so much?

Shrek 2 is a despicable piece of animation. I pity the kids who grew up watching this empty, shallow and crass garbage. Thankfully i wasn't one of them.

>>149804835 (OP)
But 2 was better than 1.

>>149805766
I don't care about Spmucontrannies's opionions

>>149805929
>The United States Library of Congress selected Shrek for preservation in the National Film Registry in 2020, becoming the first animated film of the 21st century to be preserved
Objectively speaking no.

>>149805906
Autistic faggot

>>149805252
>John K
I think I'm fine with him being screwed over. I'm okay with him being screwed over harder than he currently is.

>>149805941
Then why you still respond to this, zoomtroon?

>>149805962
Cultural relevancy is not the same as quality. Just look at Neon Genesis Evangelion for proof.

>>149805981
Because you are a fag

>>149805963
Envy so much, kiddo?

>>149805252
>John K or his ilk
>knowing anything about storytelling or script
Their philosophy is that all animation should be characters doing wild takes for 10 minutes

Autism is a powerful drug.

>>149805998
I agree with the Neon Genesis Evangelion example, but the first Shrek has a charm and a good narrative that it was completely lost in the first sequel.

>>149806016
For what?

>Begins with a montage full of forced emotion ( too much kissing ), pop culture references ( From here to Eternity, LotR, Spiderman ), a distateful Disney jab ( Fiona killing Ariel ), fart jokes and a early 00s song that's too on the nose ( "I'm in love, i'm love, i'm love" )
>Shrek treats Donkey like shit upon finding him taking care of his house, doesn't thank him and then hurts his feelings
>Fiona gets barely any lines
>Shrek acts like a toxic dickhead by not wanting his wife to see her parents again because he thinks "he will not be welcome at the country club"
>Donkey sings the Rawhide theme for a minute straight and then starts asking "are we there yet ?" like an annoying child
>They reach a Beverly Hills parody full of product placement
>King Harold leaves a terrible first impression by not wanting to greet her daughter upon seeing his husband is an ogre
>Fiona reunating with her parents has zero emotion
>Fairy Godmother song number is pointless and comes across as hypocrital given the Disney hatred
>Shrek argues with Fiona, yells at her and acts like a dick
>"Gender confused wolf" ( bad comedy )
>Transgender stepsister ( worse comedy )
>Timberlake poster in a fairytale setting
>More incongreous pop culture jokes ( Alien, Shirley Bassey, Bob Barker, etc )
>More distateful jokes ( Shrek farting in front of his friends, Pinocchio wears a thong )
>Bad behavior ( Shrek stealing clothes from people and never returning them )
And the list goes on and on. Across its 84 mins, Shrek 2 keeps finding new ways to make the viewer become disconnected with the narrative because of terrible writing choices and shitty comedy. It's a bad movie.

>>149804835 (OP)
>Everything in this thread

Kill yourself, sharkfag.
Everyone else, report him en masse for trolling, shitposting, spamming, and ban evasion.
https://sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=149804835

Shrek 2 was the first mainstream CGI movie to be completely uninspired. Say what you will about Shark Tale or Robots or Chicken Little, but they aren't uninspired movies.

>>149806179
You're not funny.

>>149806248
Shrek 2 isn't funny either anon, it's a downgrade from the first one

>>149805363
probably has something to do with the fact that autists are the last people to adopt new trends and new fads.
I mean just think about it. the “autist” you went to school with was the type of person to think Charlie Chaplin films are still funny.

>>149806280
Fag

Doesn't Doug Walker love Shrek 2 and dislike the first one? More proof that it's a shitty movie

>>149806282
I'm 33 and I've never seen anyone in my age group talk about Charlie Chaplin in my entire life.

>>149806425
Retard

>>149805252
>Tell that to the John K. alumnis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>149806070
>>Begins with a montage full of forced emotion ( too much kissing )
So you are autistic. Sorry to break this to you but Shrek and Fionna already earned their love in the first film. It's kind of important to establish how happy they are before conflict causes them to question it.
>Shrek treats Donkey like shit upon finding him taking care of his house
He wants to fuck his wife and get settled in. He doesn't treat him like shit, just asks him to give him and Fionna some time alone
>Shrek acts like a toxic dickhead by not wanting his wife to see her parents
He's well aware of how ostracized he as an Ogre and has fears of not being good enough for Fionna. That's his entire arc numb nuts.
>>King Harold leaves a terrible first impression by not wanting to greet her daughter
Yeah that's the whole point of his character arc, coming to accept Shrek. Are you literally retarded?
>Fiona reunating with her parents has zero emotion
It's completely awkward, there's plenty of emotional tension.

Buddy you have by far the most retarded arguments I've had the displeasure of reading.

>>149806070
Nobody fucking thinks of this shit whole watching an animated comedy you retard.

>>149806764
>whole
*While

>>149806425
Doug Walker is incredibly based so that just makes the movie better

>>149806764
What about after watching?

>>149806802
>Doug Walker
>Based
Kill yourself.

>>149806828
Nah, the sharkfag simps should. He's just a wannabe Nostalgia Critic without an audience and infinitely more autistic.

>>149804835 (OP)
ok