I take it back, today teens aren't ready for the levels of autism this will reintroduce
I fear for my son

I wonder if Egirls will start cosplaying Homestuck because it's big again

>>149808107
"Big" seems like a bit of an overstatement at the moment. We'd probably have to wait at least until the full pilot actually drops.

>>149808107
Bigger than Vriska’s boobs!

>>149808049 (OP)
>>149807887
holy bots batmans.
make your own post clanker

>>149808049 (OP)
there be a new and glorious era of homesmut/nudestuck

I cant fucking believe hussie had the audacity to dump his old vriska model for a new one. i cant fucking believe it.

>>149808168
I mean i would do the same

Blonderiska

Does that mean The Genesis Project might finally update again or am I asking for too much?

>>149808186
>>149808168
do you think he loved his wife? well maybe his love for young vriska bigger

>>149808049 (OP)
Ah yes, your son will be be Diamond sexuality. That's how this works, right?

>>149808209
I doubt any of those Sburb recreation projects will bear fruit unfortunately, any new ones will probably face a similar fate sadly

>>149808200
>the one on the right
Dammit…

There's simply no chance of this shit actually taking off for a FULL adaptation. I refuse to believe it.

>>149808049 (OP)
I, for one, can't wait to see that particular brand of shipping autism invading other fandoms again.

>>149808232
*da da da da dada da*
>HELLOOOOO everybody!

>>149808232
Almost 1M

>>149808209
if the animated series blows up there be an official sburb game but I feel like that's a bit of a longshot

>>149808235
>shipping autism
Oh fuck is it time to bring out the shipping wall again to torture all the newbies?

>>149808247
holy fuck Homestuck getting over 1m views in 2025 is absurd

>>149808232
There’s no way they can even make it to cascade, there’s too much shit that happens. They might just be testing the waters for how far they can go

>>149808049 (OP)
the average teen is way gayer than they were in the mid 2010s anon.

they're ready.

>>149808222
fffffffffffuck
I just wanna kill imps do land quests and fuck around with alchemy man

>>149808261
I mean, it’s still vivziepop.

>>149808248
The genesis project already exists (its pretty barebones imo). What i wouldnt give for a sburb simulator with good combat

>>149808235
I saw a Kris x Berdly video and I went "aw shit blackrom"

>>149808271
I've long wanted a full game with similar crafting mechanics to Sburb, the gamified alchemy in a sim city like environment has this weirdly mystical feel I think would be an interesting premise for something else

>>149808215
Do you not know what any of the symbols mean?

>>149808247
Reality is pain and God Laughs at all this.

Be real.
What will your reaction be if you find out that we’re currently playing SBURB?

>>149808258
POST THAT SHIT NOW
>>149808275
I wouldn't be surprised if there is one day an official sburb game it's literally just spindlehorse making the genesis project official since it's the most complete sburb recreation

>>149808049 (OP)
>resurrecting 2010s internet autism
I mean this unironically, this is so much better than what we have right now

>>149808334
Probably cry because I'm gonna die? i didn't get a copy

>>149808339
What would that be?

>>149807818 Me
I'm seriously wondering if I'm crazy or not, ever since I saw the trailer fot the homestuck pilot I've just been searching everywhere to find the clip of them saying this, I remember watching a video from them in late 2024 (December-ish) about them saying saying something about voicing in another cartoon after inside job, I'm convinced that ICP was contacted for this show now cause they were vague about it, does anybody here have the clip I'm talking about? Cause I'm going mad looking for it.

>>149808349
I'm saying that the e-culture of weird autistic bizarre shit of the 2010s, for all its faults, is far better than the dominant culture of misery and slop we have now

>>149808364
It doesn’t really matter. ICP will say anything you want them to for about 200 dollars. I wanted to make them do a reading of the furry comic Friends Of Pine a few years ago, but I spent the money on a DS Lite or something.

>>149808258
I'm here because i heard of the legendary amount of autism that was produced by the original running.

I hope they include sweet bro and hella jeff in the adaption, I don't care what fucking happens in the show as long as SBAHJ is in it I'll be happy.

>>149808320
Based God

>>149808336
BY YOUR WILL, MY LORD.

>>149808409
an anon in one of the previous threads speculated there might be a sbahj intermission halfway through each episode, I would prefer small animations of them at the end of each episode since thats a bit less intrusive

>>149808430
>>149808336

>>149808443
>>149808430
>>149808336
The fuck do this mean

>>149808364
>one of the ICP guys voices Gamzee
>>149808430
also speaking of gamzee, yeah. I see the vision with this one ngl

Just want to ask something
Are these threads still pretending Vast Error is good?

>>149808336
Genesis project is too bare bones for even a cash grab. Hey maybe the huss could get a game company with actual experience in some of sburb genre’s to do it. Maybe even scoop up a few genesis project creators to help out. One can dream.

>>149808215
Oh no, they're not sexualities. It's more of a weird polyamory. Your son has to do all of them in parallel.

>>149808439
You know the one outro from Jojo part 3 with the oingo boingo brothers? https://youtu.be/vh_ZK_Rb25s?si=yag5fMHDUKZ72Jmz

That but with SBAHJ. They should do that.

>>149808466
Vast Error would have been good if they didn’t cut the scene where Ellsee gets hypnotized to sleep and dragged off in the cave.

>>149808466
There’s one or two posters who post it’s characters but I haven’t seen anyone praise it

>>149808477
>It's more of a weird polyamory. Your son has to do all of them in parallel.
Nah.

>>149808466
idk why people think VE is the best fanadventure WHEN PRISOUNEBOUND IS RIGHT THERE and by all means is basically /co/'s official best fan adventure
inb4 someone posts Reinty's ass

>>149808466
I am still here, and I would still be defending it were it not for the fact that now I know it got its neghole pozzed by the "INDEPENDENT" Union and it's basically another puppet that Hussie managed to shove his hand up the ass of. It's also somehow rivaling HoI4 mods in how slowly it updates, so I can't even really KEEP talking about it, since I ran out of shit to even say and most people here were in the old Homestuck threads as well

But it's mostly the HICU shit. Really fucked to know Hussie's meddling is probably what got the author to leave in the first place.

>Dave vs Bro might recieve a high quality animation adaption
I used to dream of days like this

>>149808482
yeah this is kino. Im sure they could adapt each sbahj comic into a credits sequence

>>149808518
Can you really call it high quality if it doesn't match the artstyle of the actual flash at all?

>>149808508
>Reinty's ass

>>149808528
*Fart SFX*

>>149808528

Let's have a laugh

https://hssrp.carrd.co/

>>149808527
Why is this entire community so hung up about the models of a pilot episode that's still up for changes if a series really DOES happen. They don't even look that bad.

>>149808528

>>149808522
INCLUDING both versions of "My Guy Can You Stop Sucking The Dick of Man's Best Friend"
inb4 the thread gets nuked because i posted the comic

>>149808215
The suits each represent a different type of relationship. So your son would not 'be' a diamond, they would be in a diamond relationship with XYZ.

In really simple terms:
Heart = traditional view of romance. Strong passionate love
Diamond = Best friends. Very supportive, help each other be better people, etc... with no real passion/lust for one another.
Spade = Hatefucking.
Clubs = Weird system where A and B would not be able to be in a relationship with one another but the inclusion of C as a mediator/mutual allows A and B to function well with the 3 person unit.

Clubs is the only really weird one to wrap your head around.

>>149808508
Vast error is def overrated, (The writing is garbage) but the production quality is on the higher end.
Prisounebound is great.

>>149808545
>why is this entire community so hung up about the show looking like the actual comic
I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers you pondwater drinking faggot.

>>149808553
I swear if this if it does get nuked for something so "tamed" I'll be bark-ing mad

>>149808556
>implying I will put him through most or any of that

>>149808577
"you" don't exist. Your "son" lives 800 years after you already died and is raised by a gigantic white beast. Sorry.

>>149808553
janny trannys need any fucking excuse to cuck the kino

>>149808565
It's a fucking PILOT you fat greasy retard and again they still don't look as bad as you babies make it out to be

>>149808565
you have no idea how animation works, every pilot is wonky af, that's how it is

>>149808545
>Why is this entire community so hung up about the models of a pilot episode
The whole art direction is the problem, Homestuck shines by how original it is in its presentation, and they gave it the most generic art style possible.
It's like if Undertale got a TV show, even if the show is not "that bad", it's pointless and will never be the original.
Actually, if there is a single timeline where the show is more popular than the webcomic, it would be even worse, as it really is Homestuck without the Homestuck.

>>149808215
Okay now I have the thought of classpecting HTP characters. Fuck. My two weird niches are colliding now. Kitten X Grimal BlackRom is here...

>>149808607
>>149808619
The nigger packs will arrive at both your houses in about a week. Be sure to eat a bottom-friendly diet in preparation and to anally train for at least an hour each day.

>>149808624
If i could draw i would make something unholy with Grimal as a troll

>>149808515
somehow im not surprised.
Also, how he fuck could you defend it when the nutter randomly made some of the characters trans?
It just... makes 0 fucking sense in setting. they are motherfucking clones! We see their ancestors and they are of the same gender. So either its a genetic fault, or the clone keepers got up to some fuckery.
Plus, the bronze is literally enslaved by a godzilla, how did they have time to trans?

Reposting the Rose I made for a friend who came back to the fandom.

>>149808642
Okay, argue with someone who actually knows the process and is trying to explain why your doubts are unfounded. Never drawing you art again.

>>149808642
Gaaaay

>>149808645
I feel like someone's already done that, and by done that I mean making a Vriska-Nepeta hybrid troll because that's basically what alternian Grimal would be. Do it anyways.

>>149808645
so what are we thinking. Teal blood for her otaku interest and studious profession?

>>149808655
Now that's fucking nice. good job anon

>>149808621
>The whole art direction is the problem, Homestuck shines by how original it is in its presentation, and they gave it the most generic art style possible.
I've been trying to give it the benefit of the doubt in this regard but the trailer just looks like same direct to streaming aesthetic that's been popular in the last decade. Adding on to that literally all of the jokes and memes that made up Homestuck's aesthetic were completely absent from the pilot.
it is a bit of a nitpick but replacing his Dad's PDA with a flip phone irks me

>>149808671
>>149808675
I wonder how all this sound to someone who don't know what any of this mean

>>149808671
Has anyone made the O-Fiddly-Chunks troll yet?

>>149808675
but what would her classpect be?

>>149808654
>Also, how he fuck could you defend it when the nutter randomly made some of the characters trans?
Because I can overlook certain faults a comic might have if it has enough other things that I like to make up for that. Like how I liked The Boys despite it having like two instances where characters directly speak to the audience to call out chuds and bigots and whatever.

>>149808655
Rose bondage is some primo stuff
good shit anon

>>149808667
Oh no, what I am gonna do without your art. My life is surely ruined. What am I going to do without instagram animatics?
Btw, scented lube is a bad idea, just so you know.

>>149808687
depends if she ends up as the ghoul or not in the story.
Im leaning toward void something

>>149808694
i can to a point aswell, but it came so out of left field and made no sense world wise i dipped out.

>>149808685
Yeah you need to be into both homestuck and a specific warhammer 40k fan series that then turned into a vampire: the masquerade fan series, good thing /co/ is really into both

Did any of you here donate to the Hiveswao kikckstarter?

>>149808682
>>149808703
Thanks mates. Never done bondage before so its nice.

>>149808263
They're definitely going to condense things down if the way they're handling the chatlogs is any indication. I think it could be doable.

>>149808624
I keep forgetting that this show take place three years before Homestuck start

>>149808712
I'm in the "there was no ghoul because it turned out to be a vampire camp" because I don't want best girl to turn out to be evil

is this turning into an HTP thread?

>>149808724
>specific warhammer 40k fan series
I mean everyone know it because how big it was before being killed

>>149808740
>grimal later becomes a Vriska cosplayer
oh god my dick my waifus are converging and the idea of British Vriska is forming.

>>149808722
Yeah idk what to tell you man. The section that showed why Jentha became the way she it was definitely my favourite of the comic so far, even if it also revealed that what's his face was a troon. Considering he was kidnapped by a gigantic rapelizard, developing a mental illness seems obvious.

>>149808743
No, but you're welcome to stay!

>>149808743
>is this turning into an HTP thread?
Who know

>>149808743
waif fuck I meant "there was no ghoul because it turned out to be a werewolf camp"

goodbye /hsg/ i'm off to hang myself for something that isn't even homestuck

>>149808761
So who will be the drawfag who going to draw this unholy thing

>>149808787
I know a guy.

>>149808743
My man, she took a full backhand from a fully hulked out wolf and lived. She has to have something up with her.

>>149808761
She would be the type to go for Vriska wouldnt she?
That or Nepeta since she would also want to ship everyone with quadrants

>>149808761
I feel like she would be more of a Nepeta cosplayer

>>149808847
why not both?

>>149808829
She have the power of Mage and Anime on her side

>>149808049 (OP)

>>149808829
Yeah there were weird things going on but its iffy to tell if its a ghoul hint or just cartoony shenanigans. Like when she clawed the tile walls too

>>149808049 (OP)
The fuck is this thread because it feel like it's just concentrated Autism

>>149808846
if the Vriska cosplayer Hussie's currently fucking also does Nepeta sometimes then by Blingus Grimal can do both.

>>149808883
And this surprises you?

>>149808883
Stop feigning ignorance to fit in.

>>149808885
>>149808879
I mean

>>149808883
you got it.

>>149808892
>>149808898
>>149808905
Never said it was bad just that it feel like concentrated Autism

>>149808885
>>149808902
Well guess this settles it.
Shes an Olive.

>>149808885
FUCKKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANON WHY

>>149808927
oh god I implied that grimal would be the kind of girl Hussie would fuck didn't I.

But then I would also fuck Grimal AND Vriska so I'd say hussie has good taste in women, despite everything else.

>>149808918
What?

>>149808451
Each playing card suit represents a type of romantic relationship, and the wall is a list of possible combinations of people the character knows, and her thoughts on the relationship. Like Friend A and Friend B could be in a heart relationship, and the shipper doesn't like that.

Magnus - red mutant
Dorn - Bronze blood
Boy - Purple blood
Kitten - Teal blood

Okay now we classpect and bloodcaste Markus, He's a mind player I think.

>>149808953
I would go for post-death clarity vriska, but grimal? shes a bit much.

>>149808953
I mean would you fuck someone who would force you to watch random sub anime until the break of day and force you to go to cons with her

>>149808971
Mutant red. (both because he is Magnus the red, and a mutant in lore)
def a Witch of some sort: They tend to twist the rules of their aspect in spite of the authority the aspect holds on them. They happily twist the aspects related to theirs within others.

>>149808994
Kitten was weak. I'm weaker but in the sense I'll do anything a nerdy/alt girl tells me to do if it means I get to be with her.

>>149808994
...
Yes.

>>149808966
what about D and Kevin?

>>149808916
There was a thread in 2012 where one anon had the idea that we should all pretend to be autistic to filter normies, and we all go along with that since then

>>149809054
Kevin is a teal, likely an heir of something.
Funnily enough Heir of Rage could fit him since he says spite is a motivator that helped him break free from the blood bond.
Big D is just a human. A really, fucking tough one.

>>149808049 (OP)
I remeber seeing this and thinking “this is the most autistic thing I’ve ever seen” in a bad way. How the fuck are kids going to have normal relationships when they see shit like this?

>>149809094
we can still classpect d. I remember in one of the older threads from I think 413 of this year saying that the Emperor is a Lord of Light but Big D is not Big E and I don't think mortal humans (or mortal trolls) can reach the master classes

>>149809094
>Human
>All his children are trolls
Based based based 8ased based based based based

>>149809124
even ad big D the lord class kinda fits.
But baring that.. Bard funnily enough.
D is a hunter through and through. A destroyer of all that threatens humanity.

>>149808247
>Pilot trailer
>Greater popularity than when the comic was actually running
Bros...we are so back

>>149809132
>Big D session of sburb JUST to contact the a troll girl to fuck and impregnate DESPITE their weird bug hive biology implying that to be impossible

>>149809163
Well, ecto machines work for that but knowing D he would find a way.

>>149809160
You do know this means we'll get a fandom both bigger and probably more toxic than the original HS fandom when it was big right? There'll be a 2nd Sharpie Bath, a 2nd Spitbucket, if it gets as bad as the technicolor horse show we might get our own board (GOD PLEASE)

>>149809192
i doubt it will get that bad.
..... right?

>>149809192
>we might get our own board
Holy shit.

>>149809192
>WELCOME TO THE SECOND RENNAISANCE

>>149809192
>homestuck fans joining up with Vivzie fans to fight the technicolor horses
So long as they don't join with Umu fans we'll be fine.

was sharpie girl even real

>>149809175
nah D is chadly enough to impregnate a troll directly with no skian magic machinery involved. Although ngl I am of the opinion troll women can get pregnant and give birth, it's just that it was genetically engineered out at some point by Her Imperious Condescension for better societal control, if this wasn't the case trolls wouldn't have gender at all really.

>>149809192
>2nd Sharpie Bath
I thought that was just a rumor

>>149809215
aren't the bronies dead fandomwise? It feels like they have since that show ended. They're basically in the same state we've been in until now barring the constant self sabotage of hussie and it did get a little bit of a revival when the girls who watched it as kids grew up and started posting online but nubronies are far less notable than the oldheads were at their peak.

>>149809264
nature abhors a vacuum, anon, we shall inherit their cursed throne if noone else does

>Hazbin Hotel.
>Helluva Boss.
>Homestuck.
>The Three Hs. H3.
>The Trifecta of Internet Autism made manifeset.
>Three disparete fanbases combined together under the same animation studio.
>The ancient fans from Twitter, Tumblr, and more coming back in the millions, joining the millions of Spindlehorse fanbases into one mega fanbase.
The internet is not ready for combined autism of that magnitude. It could barely handle Chris Chan. What this could do could create like, five Chris Chan's worth of autism. Maybe even six.

>>149809264
Bronies never deserved to be popular. They’re all normalfags. Even putting that aside for good faith, they’re a very conformist, internet-illiterate and low-IQ fandom. I recall the first massive waves of contempt I saw for Reddit back in the early 10s came from bronies who were also still at the same time mixing Reddit slang like “did me an x” and “heckin’” into the site’s lexicon.

>>149809299
It will be exquisite in its cringe. We shall perish as we are nourished.

>>149809294
Honestly that might be the case
>HS being adapted to animation is basically the closest we've gotten so far to a western version of a shonen jump manga being adapted
>mlp was the closest we've gotten so far to a western waifu show
>people are already dreading homestuck "anime onlys"
>even more people have wished for a homestuck anime for YEARS now

Homestuck: The Animated Series is Western Shonen to MLP:FiM's Western Shojo I'm calling it now

include everything >>149809299 said too

7+ threads and counting
We are so back.

>>149809319
go to >>/mlp/ and tell me ANYONE THERE is normal

>>149808247
NONONONO WAIT I TAKE IT BACK, I DON'T WANT GEN Z TO KNOW ABOUT HOMESTUCK NOOOOO

>>149809192
>>149809299
WE'RE CRASHING 2025 WITH NO SURVIVORS

Anyone else literally have no expectations for the show whatsoever?
I'm just glad the fanbase is getting somewhat of a resurgence and a chance to bring in the passionate fan creations again.
For once, I'm looking forward for Homestuck being relevant again. I'm one of those people who joined the fanbase too late.

I have a chance this time.

>>149809360
Soon even gen alpha will be talking about classpects, mankind shall never be free

>>149809350
The only normal ones are the Tamers12345 fanbase.
If you want truly horrific, look up Fluffy Ponies. They are ejected from even their board.

>>149809299
You're forgetting the Undertale/Deltarune fans who'll watch the show because Toby Fox is in it, but there's already overlap between HS and UTDR, I'd even say "HSUTDR" is a valid fandom name instead of the two being separate things, especially with Toby Fox maaaaybe including homestuck things (music) in future deltarune chapters

>"redeemed" villain never actually changed

>>149809380
I know what those are and the newly learned fact they got so bad they got removed FROM /MLP/ ONE OF THE MOST DEGEN BOARDS IN ALL FOUR OF THE CHANS scares me.

>>149809414
I know full well what they are. I was the one who held the maracas.

holy fuck, 1 mil in the next hour

>>149809414
Fluffy abuse is something I’m surprised more people don’t remember considering how common people who get off on abusing innocent, childish things are.

>>149809426
HELLOOOOOO EVERYBODY

>>149809426
>in one day

>>149809360
Let it fucking happen. Gen Z needs to learn.

>>149809405
he did it for the pyrussy

>>149809380
That vile shit is not even worthy of a spoiler tag anon.
It must be burned and forgotten lest its evil, spread once more.

>>149809452
No, no it must not be forgotten. If it is forgotten, then it can repeat again, and again.

>>149809360
there are plenty of zoomers who already do, we're just the ones who got into it after the fandom died and lurk enough to not be annoying as the og fans where. BUT this will 100% not be the case for the actual wave of newgens/anime onlys that'll be a thing because of the show. They will not learn how to act by the oldheads as newgens should. It will be horrible.

>>149809463
>nustuck IS almost 1:1 the 2nd coming of bronies as the anons foretold
>fluffies return as troll grub abuse

>>149809463
But the burned it places on ones mind is heavy anon. So, so heavy. Must we truly pass this burden upon the new generation?

I frequently visited derpibooru and even they, arch degens all, had to clamp down on it... Then again i got banned for 1000 years after, and I quote, "Mass downvoting LGBTQ+ posts. That was back in 16 when every fucking leftist artist went orange man mad so the booru was FLOODED with it.

>>149808731
I dunno anon, even with stuff being condensed or cut completely, act 5 alone would take forever to get through. I could see them making it to Descend though

>>149809486
Hell the fuck no on that shit.

>>149809486
genuine psychic damage, never type again

>>149809467
That group of horrible new fans already exists, it's called Homestuck Twitter.

>>149809516
yeah imagine HStwt but there's BILLIONS OF THEM AND THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

>>149809497
I wrote stories, elaborate and insane, for the fluffies. Never to the level of say, making a piano out of smacking them just hard enough to make them scream a specific note in tune, but enough to draw attention. That was a dark period, and one I would want to forget - but if it means we keep zoomer and alphies from repeating it, I'd rather stick with it and warn them.

>>149809486
>>149809510
We must bulwark.

Putting aside the horror and implications of... That. Let us look toward the latest horror staring down our doorstep.
The Hazbin and Helluva communities. Our presence has already been wildly felt in their communities, and they are none to pleased.

>>149809533
Oh my god, anon. People here tell me to lynch myself for liking hypnosis.

>>149809554
I fear the future times.
I embrace it's chaos.

>>149809529

>>149809554
people always seem to forget that the undertale fandom will be in this here, it's going to be worse than a hybrid of HS and Hazbin, it's a 3 way Clubs Romance between HS, Hazbin, and Undertale with UTDR as the intermediary between the stucks and the hazbins.

FUCK YOU IT ALL COMES BACK TO TROLL ROMANCE

>>149809533

1 for one wl3c0m3 0ur n3w fanbas3

>hussie destroys internet fandoms for good by creating one so insufferable that the backlash to it discredits the entire concept
Why are we against this?

>>149809573
I never wrote to that degree, mine were always... Ridiculous. That community spanned the gammet between hug-and-hurtbox and I was somewhere in the middle.
Don't go hanging yourself over Hypnosis, its completely valid and fine. Just don't let it get out of hand.
None of us should let it get out of hand, or we could fall to the same level as those fluffies.

>>149809601
shut up terzi!!!!!!!!

>>149809554
Bitch please, we're not pleased about it either

>>149809554
Let them be pissed. I look forward to the resulting amalgamation.

>>149809611
>out of hand
Usually we like to keep it in the hand and swing it back and forth nice and slowly.

>>149809624
Let me guess, while Vriska is directing you to do so?

>>149809529
I mean, they are already everywhere.

>>149809609
>basically invents modern internet fandoms as we know them
>has been secretly on a quest to destroy them ever since
>is about to start something that will merge 3 of the most insufferable fandoms of all time, maybe even more fandoms as it goes on
>it might be so shitty that it takes them all down in one terrible fell swoop
>crashing the internet with no survivors

by god, Hussie might be onto something...

CEASE AT ONCE, THROW THIS SHIT INTO THE FIRE. DESTROY IT.

>>149809638
You can't fight the homestuck anon

>>149809609
We're part of the internet you fucking moron. If the internet goes to shit, we also get affected. This place hasn't even fully recovered from the Tumblr refugees.

The fuck?

>>149809656
Just make webrings just like in the good old days!

>/co/, /v/, and /mu/ becomes so cumblasted with Homestuck/Hazbin/Helluva that it becomes too much for 4chan to contain.
>Can't ban it anymore, its literally too big.
>Hazbin, Helluva, and Homestuck are banished to the /hsg/, forever.

>>149809668
It's just the tags and I already feel an immense dread from reading them

>>149809668

>>149809631
Mhm~

>>149809678
What if this means we get our own board like the bronies did? DO YOU NOT SEE THE VISION. A BOARD WHERE WE GET TO FANTIZSE ABOUT FUCKING VRISKA ALL THE TIME?

>>149809668
Not the worst thing I've read. I've written worst.

>>149809656
"/b/ was never good" really applies to all of 4chan, anon

>>149809679
>>149809684
>>149809694
That's the tags for the Epilogue and may god help us all

>>149809703
Again.
I have. Written. Worst.

>>149809668
This isn't really a joke, by the way. I mean, it is a joke, but also all of that stuff actually is in there.

>>149809703
>it's for an official homestuck work
That's even worse, I thought this was a really fucked up fanfic [spoilers]inb4 someone says "the epilogue IS a really fucked up fanfic[/spoiler]

>>149809703
>cross pollination in ex tumblr art circles means all the same HS2 contributors are involved in the pilot

>>149808247
The amount of dread that image emits is palpable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DFYvwn_xLM

>>149809706
>>149809708
>>149809710
>>149809719
Wait you mean it came out on Ao3?

>>149809708
wait, who was bimbo'd?

>>149809668
It's got a few eye-catching tags, big deal. It doesn't look that...bad...

>>149809748
Jane and Roxy, at least in Candy timeline.

>>149809745
iirc it was a panel from HS2 but I don't remember where in hs2

>>149809745
No. But it did present itself as something written over at AO3.

>>149809745
>>149809755
It's the Epilogues

>>149809751
Mind telling me why "Super PACs" needs a content warning?

>>149809486
>fluffyspeak mixed with incompehensible typing quirks
god please no

I don't want to talk about fluffies, or the horror of the fandoms colliding.
Look, John and Jane.

>>149809793
The Epilogue writers are unironic socialists.

>>149809753
>Jane and Roxy
Just as God intended

The horrors coming in september may be vast but I will smile knowing it means there will be millions who wanna draw porn of/do lewd cosplay of/fuck Vriska.

They better not fuck her up in some way that makes her unhot, and the artists BETTER keep her flat or else I'm killing Andrew Hussie, taking the vriska cosplayer he's fucking rn as my rightful warbride, and then myself

It's beginning once again. The golden age of autism. Homestuck is about to return.

>>149809638
t.

post vriskas

>>149809822
>Keep her flat.
I'm gonna draw her busty and you can't stop me.
Kanaya can be flat.

>>149809822
vriska isnt even gonna be in it

>>149809822
Just to quickly check: how many people in this thread who like Vriska like her for hypnosis fetish reasons?

>>149809831
I got plenty anon

>>149809837
If it gets greenlit for more episodes she will be. Until then I will be in the grimdorks camp once more when I'm around nustucks.

>>149809839
my nigga
I have probably saved more than several of your posts by now

>>149809839
>vriska_cosplay4.jpg
>is nepeta
make it make sense

>>149809849
>Grimdorks.
Ah, my old friend.
>I should draw them.

>>149809825
Can't believe Yuji is Dave

All this 'perfect storm of toxic fandoms' posting is going to be so ironic if the pilot doesn't perform.

>>149809853
I was mass reorganizing shit so I can vriskapost faster and I just kinda saw booplesnoot in grey skinpaint. I need to rename that file now, thanks for pointing it out anon.

>>149809864
We can rest assured, that regardless of what happens, it'll be funny

>>149809822
homestuck will the be the last bastion of sexy lanky girls with cute flat chests

My greatest hope is that the cartoon triggers more fanart where the kids are skinny and have white skin

>>149809871
there's still tons of animes with girls like that, there's a bunch of popular vtubers with that body type too.

basically it's not dead it's just that the realm of naizuri is controlled by the weebs rn

>>149809864
With all the hype and controversy surrounding it some more decent promotion via animation bits until its release and it's practically impossible for it to underperform. The REAL question is whether or not the aussie guys are actually committed to spending what could be the next half a decade trying to adapt such a retarded piece of fiction

>>149809835
No the motherfuck she cannot!
You have aradiabot as designated flat.

I hope this series goes a different direction and isn't a one-to-one recreation of the webcomic, and that Vriska becomes the main villain of the story

>>149809875
more than half of the fanart from the original fandom changed the kids races even if it didn't make sense, like I'm fine with Black Jade or brown Rose but John lives in a suburb in Washington State HIS ASS IS WHITE and Dave's bro is called white early on, so Dave must also be white just due to relation.

>>149809881
That is true, compound that with the gen z fascinatino with "thicc latinas" and muscle mommy shit it drowns all that other stuff out
plus I have rose tinted nostalgia for thin lanky anime girls that was popular in the 2000s

>>149809884
>>149809835
>big boobed vriska
>flat aradia

By God what heresy is this

>>149809887
They’re almost guaranteed to do a Final Fanasy 7 remake thing.

>>149809890
they have all been called white or 'pink monkeys' by the trolls.
Plus they are all kinda related anyway due to ecto-fuckery so they should all have the similar skin tones.

>>149809887
>Spider8reath comes about
>but Vriska is now the main antagonist
Could be a good trade

>>149809899
I said aradiaBOT.
Living Aradia has massive tits she uses to tease sollux while talking about creepy shit.

>>149809897
you underestimate how much zoomers long for flat women

>>149808556
It helps to remember that's it's particular to troll society. Diamonds, while besties, also have a sort of survival symbiosis. For example how Eri and Fef needed each other (curbs his rage, feeds her pet). A troll that hasn't successfully filled their Heart and Spade romances when it's time to fill buckets would get culled, Clubs would help keep relationships in line (and platonic) so that there'd be no unhealthy cheating/flipping between black and red. I think the closest human equivalent is being mediator in your friend group because if those two banged/fought it'd be chaos for the whole. Or maybe just keeping your slutty friend from banging that hot chick in his dms.

>>149809922
mouth stuff

>All of his best ships are with trolls
>The condesce's favorite child
>He almost fixed Vriska
John Egbert was a nuke directed at the troll population whose sole purpose was to ruin their birthrates by making them seek alien sex

>>149808624
I’m pretty certain the girl that voices the flesh girl in the norfolk wizard game is both a homestuck fan and introduced homestuck to some of the crew (namely the dm)
I can smell it. I can smell it on all the masquerade stuff

>>149809917
>John has to choose between his perfect troll waifu complement or saving his friends and the universe
Giga kino.

>>149809614

>we could be in the universe where this gets an animation adaption to promote later seasons of Homestuck

>>149809192
>mr president a second sharpie incident has hit the con

>>149809947
>seasons of Homestuck
oh god this feels so wrong to say

>>149809947
That would actually be great if turned into a proper summer camp style series or movie.
Especially with the cut aways to regular Dave and Karkat.

>>149809936
Sybil is 100% the kind of girl that would read homestuck

>to think i have to thank VIVZIE of all fucking people to somewhat revive Homestuck
What the fuck is this timeline. Its suck a weird trade off.

I wonder if Octopimp could do his Eridan and Gamzee voices again if they offered him enough money.

>>149809934
Only true Chad Sollux (banged a queen btw and threesomed with a catgirl btw) can resist the false king's crown and save trollkind.

>>149809955
>Season 6 Season 6 Season 5

>>149809936
Funnily enough she did answer a homestuck releated question on the tumblr blog.
It was whether Grimal would enjoy homestuck and the answer was a two-fold one.

She'd either be a vicious hater of it cause they'd invade the sacred anime convention with their western-ness or shed be a terezi cospalyer with no social boundaries, the one that licks people people cause that's Terezi's thing.

Sum total: shed be horrible.

>>149809962
She draws tentabulge porn. Of Tavros specifically.

Viv to the shippers.

>>149809887
all they need to do is change stuff up to and leading up to the retcon so they never need to do it

>>149809977
>shed be a terezi cospalyer with no social boundaries, the one that licks people people cause that's Terezi's thing.
I'm usually a Vriskafag but I'm also a Grimalfag so
>tfw you'll never be licked by Grimalline Smith from North Norfolk in Terezi Cosplay

why even live sburbanites?

>>149809993
>Make Homestuck gay
Oh no! Anyway...

>>149809939
holy peak

>>149809969
Octopimp and Big Joel and Sarah Z are going to be at the launch party, on crucifixes, flayed alive and screaming while they cut the ribbon.

>>149809986
She'd try to get the rest of the mage gang to get into it but only the monkey would stick around deep with her, somehow

Parker would find it amusing but would be a major fan

>shipping wars 2.0 is already back before the pilot is even aired
I thought I got off of this ride already.

>>149810000
imagine the smell

quads of pain

>>149809986
You just reminded me that one time I got a notification on tumblr from an account named tentabulge-torturechamber, and to this day I still wonder if it was a CBT thing or more like a room filled with tentacles that fuck whoever gets put in

>>149810014
>>149810000

>>149810011
I warned you about the ride, bro, i warned you

>>149810013

>>149810011
>roxjohn
I'm going to behead you live for the world to see. The agony of your final moments shall make tavro's life seem tame in comparison.

Who is Grimel

>>149809993
it hurts

>>149809968
why would you have to thank her??
this shit is literally fucking awful and even bigger stain on homestuck than all the other fucking stains there was.

>>149810030
If you ignore the epilogs, like a sane man, Roxy John was good.
Not as good as John Vriska, but still acceptable.

>>149810042
joke character from "hunter: the parenting" a vampire: the masquerade/world of darkness universe youtube show about a group of humans who hunt vampires and other supernatural beings

>>149810027
Actually it'd probably be something like sea cucumber or some form of major plastic. That specif one plastic smell that come from piles of cheap toys

>>149810030
>it is The Year 2100
>homestuck has overthrown the main religions of the world, as Aspectist Philosopher FunkMclovin had forsaw
>there are religious fundamentalist terror groups who behead their enemies due to having the wrong ship

>>149810030
It's a good ship if only because the best character deserves to be with whoever she wants. I'd hear out EriRox though.

>>149810065
Homestuck foretold that Juggalo mysticism will reign supreme

>>149810065
>your ship was on the nepeta wall of cursed ships, prepare to die
>no. nepeta is sacred. her wall is truth.

is hsg coming back to co?

>>149810073

>>149810072
People already think Homestuck predicted the 2024 Election on some level. Aspectism is real. One day I will go pray to the Thief of Light at my local Serketist Order Temple

>>149809890
It's not that alternate race art makes me mad or anything but there is literally no art of Jade that actually looks like Jade

>>149810079
Yeah we've had 7+ threads and counting we're so fucking back sburbanites

>>149810100
>Serketist Order Temple
That's a lovely visual, Anon

>>149810100
8ased and Serketismpilled.

>>149808624
Big D is a certified Lord of Hope, just like his Big E variant.

Boy is a Page
Kitten a Mage, perhaps of Light
While Markus is also a Mage but of Void
Door can only be Rage do to his whole stiff, "reality is real" aura

>>149810087
kek

Is it true that the Epilogue and everything that came out of it isn't canon

>>149810120
>markus is a mage
I hope not. Too predictable.

>>149810061
Thought that was a cosplayer.

>>149808246
>>149809441
What the fuck, I've never thought of this in YEARS and yet I sung it in the same tune

>>149809554
If this means I get a fanart SBAHJ comic of the Vees or Alastor I'll welcome it.

>>149810136
Listen he's either a Mage or a Heir. And while it's predictable sometimes the obvious is the answer.

Besides he's already technically a sorcerer, elevating to mage hood isn't that far off

>>149809890
>Due to relation
They're magic paradox clone babies, they can be whatever man. I mean hussie for sure wanted all of them to be white, and the striders getting the brownwash most commonly since they're the "cool ones" is hilarious but genetics aren't entirely a factor here. Dirk and Rose have both been called white in universe though, granted the former was by John who may not necessarily actually know. If someone told me their older brother was into anime, pastel horses, "irony", puppets, and freestyle rap (was this post Eminem btw?) I'd assume they're white as hell too.

>>149810100
I’ve been planning to construct a scripture-compliant shrine to Hypnos for a while but this might be a good idea too.

>>149810115
time to start doing readings from gristmas 2016 then

Is trump a page or prince

>>149808466
I was baffled to learn that Vast Error had a full team working on it. I think this is the problem with the very end of Homestuck, and HS^2. Too many cooks in the kitchen.
Take HS^2 for example. https://beyondcanon.com/credits There's two Directors, a Production Manager, and an Art Director. What the fuck do these people do?

>>149810162
I want someone to do an adaption of HS to a novel format written like the King James Bible or some shit. the closest we've gotten so far is this: https://youtu.be/3RDTx08B0W0?t=2355

>>149808683
FUCKING SAME THANK YOU

>>149810167
Id say a Seer.
He ha san uncanny ability to say/do thing just at the right time

>>149810167
prince
of light

>>149810167
heir of doom

>>149810167
sylph of gay ass

>>149810167
gent of piss

>>149810100
I love her design so much bros. The orange and blue feel good on the eyes

>only ever really into one MSPFA
>the author very clearly is just slotting in their OC autism with a coat of troll paint on it
>oh well, still a very efficient paint job, I'm compelled to see it through
>they stop updating just as sgrub fun starts because they decided to just do a regular comic with their characters
Motherfuck. Oh well.
>>149810100
When you flee the church they can call it a8sconding.

>>149810011
>artist
I wonder if this artist will make a return to make more HS art.

>>149810208
I dont have it saved and dont want to go looking for it but the page where she ascends to her god tier and looks upwards with a big grin on her face was really cute

>>149810167
Bard of Rage. He's a clown with temper issues that otherwise pisses people off and invites death. Plus he's unfortunately actually pretty funny.

>>149810209
when you die they put you on a quest bed, literally the old "I hope we godtier aswell" post

>>149810209
care to say what fanadventure was that?

>>149808466
What is that

>>149810208
I had a fixation on dice in my tweens and used to collect them in an empty Yu-Gi-Oh tin. I wonder what she thinks of that. Did she know about when it was happening? Has she been watching me for a decade?

>>149810211
I stopped keeping up with them after they got obsessed with DirkJake and then Voltron
>>149810231
Don't remember its name at this point, it died long ago. I just remember there being some neat focus on the lusii and their parenting. And a heavily telegraphed gay ship with the lowest/highest blood

>>149810211
doubt it, she lost interest in homestuck, but also stopped drawing fanart because of the constant harassment from spergs, since she was one of the artists who didn't draw the characters as mutated troglodytes and won a couple of merch contests. i can only imagine the fandom becoming 100x fucking worse from the animation, any oldfag artists with a braincell will likely stay far away.

>>149808049 (OP)
Hate fucking isn't a real thing. It is an invention by porn brained retards.

>>149808576

>>149810211
>theres a possibility old HS artists come back
>we might get to see 3 years to completion
PLEASE GOD

>>149810268
Actually Andrew Hussie invented it

What is this about?

>>149810273
oh fuck I completely forgot about that that would be amazing

>>149810251
I think that she would think its cute

>Homestuck Girl
>But she's kinda spooky
>Kino every time
What's the secret?
>>149810268
I pity you for never having clashed on that sacred battlefield, and yet I know that you're not ready for it. You do not believe. Also Spades is more than just hatefucking, it comes with admiration and rivalry and being worthy of surpassing and dominating. I only wish I could name a better example than when people ship Batman with The Joker.

>>149810174
To be fair, unless you have an insane multitalented skill set, adderall induced hysteria or both, you need multiple people to make any Homestuck project run. Especially if you're attempting to do anything close to the scale of the original comic. You gotta write, draw, animate, code AND score that shit.

Even if you CAN do some of those at the same time or get a small team together, you're probably working for free or basically free. There's a reason pretty much every Homestuck project dies.

>>149809822
>The horrors coming in september may be vast
>vast

Say that again?

>>149810291
To think Vriska would have grown into a more mellow troll if she stayed with John...

>>149810291
You know what’s funny? I’ve predominantly tested as a Space player for most of my life, but I never really tested my Class as heavily until recently, where the results skew overwhelming towards me being a Page. I never liked Peter Pan. I think the costume looks stupid both in the Disney film and in Homestuck. But, given Vriska’s relationship with Tavros, it feels like she might be trolling me.

>>149810281
Don't worry about it, bby.

>>149810350
I'm just wondering

>>149810167
Waste of Time

Was there con orgies when this was big

Geeked up playing Xbox all day

>>149810397
Anon, do you really need to ask? Just think about it for even one second.

>>149810421
Yes?

>>149810405
they don't go to school or a job but they paid

>>149810426
Attaboy.

>>149808528
Behold, the ass that got atleast 3 people in these threads to read it.

Aradia on the big screen.

>>149810449
>meanwhile, Helluva Boss/Hazbin fans

A whole new generation of kids are going to find out what a trainwreck this property is

Hopefully they never make it past impact

>A girl with unbelievable relevance for some reason, a total control freak who flips out and enters a seething rage if something she can't manipulate shows up and ruins her plans, everything seems to bend over backwards to make things work out for her and she never gets what she deserves
>A man who made a comic that's unbelievably relevant for some reason, a total control freak who flips out and enters a seething rage if someone he can't manipulate shows up and ruins his plans, everything seems to bend over backwards to make things work out for him and he never gets what he deserves
Considering this, it should be obvious why John is being voiced by Toby Fox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArrjjSTBDNc
Karkat might be the only character to reach a real nigga status, Black fans have adopted him as one of their own

>>149810519
The GameStop story from a few threads back cast Equius as a potential nigga-accepted troll as well.

>>149810397
Honestly I can't wait for them, I wasn't old enough for them during homestuck peak but I was old enough for some UT Frans orgy back in like 2019, I have my expections high for this comeback and might actually get a chance with a Vriska cosplayer

>>149810510
Truly, they deserve each other.

>>149810510
Youre saying Andrew wants to have sex with Toby?

>>149810519 samefag
>>149810540
I can't believe I almost forgot this nigga

>>149808994
Theres much worse than that aslong as its not Isekais being binged.

>>149810558
Very good.

>>149810551
he p[robably raped him when they were living together

>>149810541
>but I was old enough for some UT Frans orgy back in like 2019
So go on about it

>>149810551
Well...

>>149810590
>>149810551
>>149810598
To be fair this isn't taking that VN into count

>>149810598
There's no way Toby genuinely based Noelle on Hussie and then put an allegorical scene where she gets raped

>>149809299
i already clump in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss under the same "Vivziepop show about faggots in Hell" umbrella. they're in the same universe anyway, right? Undertale might be a better rep, even if it doesn't fit the "H" theme, HH and HB are about the same imo

>>149810643
You clearly don’t understand what bisexual teenage boys in nerd circles do in their spare time.

So is it just a pilot? Have they said if they are going to animate more than just the pilot?

>>149810643
Noelle got rapedM

>>149808049 (OP)
>concupiscent

That is not a real word and no, I will not google it.

>>149810669
If it's a hit then yeah it'll be made into a show because free money

>>149808049 (OP)
>economic recession?
>new lady gaga album?
>homestuck is relevant?
Welcome back 2009 how i miss you!

>>149810687

>>149810594
Well when I say I was old enough it was more like I lied about my age at the time since I was still a teen but anyways, it's exactly what you expect, far too many Sanses and far too little Frisk's, it was mostly a gangbang which sucks to be blunt and even then, I nearly got hurt for making a move on one of the guys there, it's kinda a rule now for me that if there's only one girl and like 3+ straight men then it's best to avoid it at all cost, I prefer to just cosplay as Chara nowadays and try to stick to one on ones, always was more of a charisk fan anyways, a lot of the people in that Frans orgy didn't even knew what homestuck was from what I can remember

>>149808683
I think they should've made it with binary brushes and visibly pixelated, but eh

>>149809163
How fitting to Big Es Webway Project to get Eldar bitches.

goodnight hsg once again

Thoughts on John's canon voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk

*standing outside, hollering and waving my arms a la Calvin And Hobbes*
VRISKAAAAAA
/HSG/ IS BACK
WILL YOU COME BACK HERE NOW PLEASE

>>149810669
the trailer already has almost a million views and Vivzie made a whole new studio in australia for it. It's getting more than just a pilot

>>149810742
>Vivzie made a whole new studio in australia for it.
What?

alright anons, decided to give this webcomic a shot. what i'm in for, and who the fuck is this vriska you keep talking about?

>>149810598
What the actual fuck did Toby mean by this

>>149810754
>inb4 Homestuck takes over the entire site
Guys.

>>149810747
Spindlehorse made a studio called Spindleroo. As far as I know, it's got different writers and artists than the studio doing Hotelluva Boss. The HS thing is the first and currently only thing they announced this Spindleroo studio is doing at the animation convention

>>149810754
You will meet her eventually, don't worry about it for now.

>>149810767
I see

>>149810768
I like how you didn’t specify whether he’d meet her metaphysically in the comic or in real life.

>Homestuck^2 keeps going
>Homestuck is getting an animated series
>we're still never going to get a conclusion to Inaugural Death of Mister Seven
Kill the series or release Mister Seven Part Two, but do not waste my time with THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT HUSSIE I WILL KILL YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS IT IS MY PROMISE TO THE WORLD

>>149809192
>Only properly got into Homestuck earlier this year.

I chose a weird time for it.

>>149810754
Dogshit character. Please pay extra close attention to the red text guy typing to John he's actually the best character in the series and should've banged another red texter I cannot say

>download pesterchum out of nostalgia
>don't know what typing quirk I want
>don't want to actually use it knowing half the people there might be some fuck ass kids
life is cruel

I've been using the voice of Pony Head Princess from Star Vs The Forces of Evil for Terezi. Do you think it's a good fit? I think her voice was once described as "annoying", which was reassuring for my choice.

It’s interesting to me that the pilot seems so action focused. I believe hussie even said something about shonen anime when discussing with the woman in charge.
Maybe the show will attract a, if casual, male audience? Different from the tumblr crowd hazbin is targeted at.
I know hazbin has plenty of over the top violence itself. But the aesthetics and age range, maybe they will attempt to try to court this audience?
Dave does say “numbnuts” and not “faggot” or “retard” or something. I wonder if it’s a conscious attempt to attract that demographic.
Oh ya and johns fucking naruto running.

>>149810793
Children? Homestuck? 2025? The trailer came out I think you’re safe. Just don’t erp

>>149808683
>the trailer just looks like same direct to streaming aesthetic that's been popular in the last decade
I think this is just Spindlehorse's style.

>>149810802
Agendabros its time

>>149810802
I just don't think any animation studio that might even consider a legacy IP like homestuck as commercially viable would allow dave to be based.

>>149810723
I get the idea but that looks like dogshit everyone would think the video is running at 144p

>>149810802
I'll be piss if they removed all the slurs in the show, half the fun of homestuck was the slurs

>>149810807
>just don't erp
I don't even want to regular rp, I just find obscure chat programs fun to use

>>149810831
your mum is an obscure chat program

>>149810840
Your mother’s so fat they didn’t call Ghostbusters. Stay-Puft man was all “I don’t trust her”.

>>149810843
your mom so fat shes bigger than the sun

>>149810598
I have this one too

>>149810843
Yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

>>149810167
Trump has such a strong personality I think he's worthy of being a lord

>>149810847
Yo mamas so ugly she scared Spades Slick into next week.

>>149810598
>>149810849
The fuck started this

>>149810816
>Facts?
>Canon?
>This is about agenda kid
>Whoever I call a goat or a bum is exactly that
Hope tantrum Jake solos Goku btw

>>149809360
I work at a school. I already have to deal with middle schoolers obsessed over Hazbin Hotel. Now I'll have to deal with middle schoolers obsessed over what I was obsessed with in middle school.

Thank you, Hussie. Now I can go to work and see horrible fanart on the chromebooks of fujos and autistics and glimpse at fantrolls. I hope you're happy you sick bastard.

>>149810843
your mum so fat and slutty she tried to shove the fridge up her vag to quench her desires

Yo mamas so fat Caliborn told her to go diet.

>>149810816
Davebros were defending with their lives that God Tier Dave > Bro while millions of DaveKat art started spawning

I bet episode 2, after the pilot, is going to be a troll episode. The trolls are just so marketable, we see karkat in the pilot and “start at act 5” was so popular I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried double dipping.
Plus if there’s one thing from canon they could, or ever should expand on it’s the troll session. Especially without the meteor context to string it together.
I could even imagine filler episodes where they say explore say sollux, eridan and feferi together. In a little self contained side story.
I know the fanbase would eat up a nepeta and equius episode like rapid dogs.

>>149810878
I keep forgetting that there are people with jobs using this thing

>>149809192
>get our own board
HSG ALWAYS GETS THE LAST LAUGH FAGGOTS

>>149810905
I work in a mall. I see kids in TADC, Hazbin, and even a bit of Homestuck merch. I suspect I'll be seeing a lot more of the latter soon.

Man yo mama is so racist Eridan told her to calm herself.

>>149810914
If Jane's my mom im still banging

>>149810878
>>149810913
"The past is never dead. It's not even past" as they say

Imagine you get into homestuck as a kid nowadays and realize your cousin or best friend kanaya is named after homestuck.
What would little vriska say?

>>149810863
IIRC Anon wanted to look up Hussie's past to see if he had jewish roots, hilarity ensued when he learned that Hussie's mom was named Holliday(where that's a surname for the deer family) and that his dad was also deathly ill, much like Rudy Holiday, then it spiraled out of control when people started comparing Noelle to Hussie, saying that she looks nice on the outside but is a bitch inside

>>149810913
I can just see the headlines now
>Demon and trolls corrupting the youth, censor the internet more now! For the kids of course.

>>149810928
Oh god it's the 2010s all over again

>>149810919
Ah, the Freudian implications...

>>149810923
>saying that she looks nice on the outside but is a bitch inside
How could be because she is a female deer and not a female dog

It will hopefully result in more feet art.

>>149810941
It's... a pretty long story actually.

>>149810941
she basically throws her childhood friend under the bus to try to score some pussy

>>149809703
>tags for the Epilogue
>bad ending

Someone out there has a sense of humor.

>>149810952
>>149810950
To be fair i would do the same for that purple pussy

>>149810961
Imagine being the dinosaur. You gain a friend, one of your first and suddenly everyone wants to have sex with you.

>>149810962
Don't forget that said friend also wants to have sex with you.

>the quest bed scene could legitimately be Vriska, voice-acted by Vivziepop, hypnotizing John, voiced by Toby Fox

>>149810919
If Jane looked like her sprite I'd marry that chick. Jane and Rose all the way, top tier.

>>149809974
It worked for Attack on Titan!

>>149810973
Hypnosis anon will literally explode. Vivzie might be a slobbery slampig but she has a good voice and, when done right, it's like toast melting on butter.

>>149810923
It's funny to me that someone had to look that up and stumble across it because back in the day that was just common knowledge around here. It makes you wonder just how many people from back then are still around in all these fandoms

>>149810598
>>149810849
You know the whole "Hussie is Vriska, Toby is John" made me think more about "fixing a manipulative bitch with the power of whimsy dick" but I guess Toby did want to rape hussie huh

>>149810991
Don't forget, Mom Lalonde looks like a younger version of his mom. Even has the hair and everything. What does THAT say about him?

>>149810987
I've definitely thought about Vivienne getting hypnotized before.

>>149810973
completely unrelated but how did Johnny not get drummed out of the military for his ridiculous uncontrolled IBS?
I mean I guess that's small potatoes compared to joining a mutiny against the US government, then defecting to a mercenary group that declared war against the government (and the Patriots), and then somehow coming back like nothing ever happened, which he also got away with, so

>>149811004
That Dave's little Freudian slips were based on something.

>>149811011
>completely unrelated but how did Johnny not get drummed out of the military for his ridiculous uncontrolled IBS?
Because Kojima was jerking off to him blasting ass in Meryl's face and made sure he didn't get the axe so it could keep happening.

>>149811004
Unpackaging how every character reflects on Hussie as a person would take a 50 page essay minimum.

Hypnosis does nothing for me, I just want more Vriska boobs.

>>149811037
How about some Vriska BOOTY?

>>149811007
Dude she used to be so cute. At least she's got a nice ass.

>>149811037
I can provide Vriska boobage
Tomorrow.
I'm sleepy

>>149811061
*So* sleepy.

>>149811078
Actually sleepy. No sexy sleepy. See yall tomorrow

>>149811080
Bye bye, sweet dreams.

>>149810788
But Jade's text is green

>>149810281
>>149810369
first page originally just said "today, april 13" instead of "today, april 13, 2009". I think it was done so the date-based pages later don't come off as a surprise

>>149810788
>Only characters with red text through the webcomic are Dave, Aradia, and Alt-Calliope
>All of which are in the same spaceship in beyond canon
What did he mean by this?

>>149811142
Also Lil Hal who's technically inside Alt Calliope

>>149811142
Clearly he means Arquiusprite

>>149811142
K*nkri

What is causing this

>>149811167
>Also Lil Hal who's technically inside Alt Calliope
I haven't read HS^2, please elaborate on this. Are you just referring to the whole thing she did with LE? Has that had any actual ramifications, like one of those many personalities rearing their heads?

What was the latest version of the unofficial Homestuck collection? The one that I have installed is 1.1.0.

>>149810829
dude the slurs are obviously going to be removed. this is aimed at the lowest common denominator. its going to be as inoffensive as possible

>>149811251
The full version is 2.7.0 but the Pre-release is 2.7.1

>>149810616
what vn

>>149811222
>>149811251
If you are the same anons chances are your asset pack isnt compatible with your current version, see if you can get 2.7.0

>>149811262
Psycholonials

>>149811268
oh right yeah
i dont see what that has to do with toby being physically, sexually, and emotionally abused by hussie though

>>149811263
Not the same person and the pack is the last thing before it was removed from being downloadable

>>149811263
Not the same, the version I have works just fine.

>>149810808
Worse. Their Asstraylian equiv.

>>149808049 (OP)
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Do you remember when Hiveswap act 3 was going to come out

>>149811342
Do you rhememburr vodka

>>149811222
I hacked your PC, thanks for the credit card details

>>149811342
no

>>149811342
just about a week ago they assured people that its Still Happening

>>149811342
The announcement on 10/25 will reveal Act 3 is a VN and Jonaya Riley is the lead writer, leading to a shitstorm of colossal proportions.

So, I think we might experience a soft-reboot or reboot entirely now that Hussie has given the chance.
Think about it, he managed to purge out most, if not all, the archived Homestuck stuff and has given an opportunity for a clean slate but in animated form entirely. His work before and towards the middle to the end has been actively manipulated by outside forces on what he'd like and that will be a game changer now, he can do whatever he wants as creator/writer, and this is assuming he has full creative control as well.
But, it's also important to keep in mind most of his mindset drastically changed throughout the years, some references may feel "dated" and he might switch around a few things, assuming we even get to the point of nu-trolls and if they aren't fully scrapped.
It's a make or break deal, though it pends more on breaking as the characters might get flanderized for the sake of being a proper cartoon now, for instance, Dave was fairly deadpan early on with rarely showing emotions, having him in the trailer making faces already felt... Wrong.
I'm not sure how to take it, we might witness Homestuck being publicly gutted even more, now in a retroactive level.

>>149811342
>>149811412
Reminder that a child born on the day the Homestuck Adventure Game Kickstarter concluded would be almost 13 today.

>>149811462
The same age that most people first started reading Homestuck

>>149811428
Hussie has spent years marinating in spite and he's gotten completely lost in his own irony. This will not lead to a better series.

>>149811465
I was a mature man of 14 actually

>>149811468
this is obvious to anyone with a brain

>>149811465
Excuse you, I was a precocious 12yo when I first got into Homestuck.

>>149811462
So a bunch of kids might just only be getting their names soon.

>>149811428
It won't end well, I have no fucking idea why Toby Fox went back to that mess.

>>149810167
Trump is so obviously a Light player it hurts

>>149811562
because he's been emotionally manipulated by hussie

>page 10
>no new thread yet
G-guys?

>>149811985
Relax, the americans are sleeping and we europeans are at work, boards quiet this time of day.