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Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:40:19 AM No.149810288 >>149810316 >>149810356 >>149810357 >>149810361 >>149811223 >>149811225 >>149811229
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Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:41:00 AM No.149810296 >>149810345
why does lex look like an incel?
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:41:35 AM No.149810303 >>149810454
sir there is no 'A' in 'BINGO'
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:43:51 AM No.149810316 >>149810331 >>149810406 >>149810427 >>149810562
>>149810288 (OP)
This was so fucking stupid. Why do people like it?
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:45:45 AM No.149810331 >>149810376
>>149810316
because lex is being an idiot and acting like its a video game
which is kinda technically is?
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:47:30 AM No.149810345 >>149810370
>>149810296
hes a tech bro
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:48:42 AM No.149810356
>>149810288 (OP)
What's Lex's code for kissing Superman?
El Barto 8/11/2025, 7:48:49 AM No.149810357
>>149810288 (OP)
fun fact: the actor behind this also plays jon arbucle in that one chris pratt garfield movie
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:48:59 AM No.149810361
>>149810288 (OP)
I liked Hoult; he gave the character a certain pathos. His relationship with the android chick is subtle; she's the only thing besides his weird obsession with Superman that he cares about. I really wanted the plot to be “Lex teamed up with Brainiac” rather than what it ended up being in the end. There's a lot to dislike about this movie, but I liked his performance, not this version of Luthor.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:50:21 AM No.149810370 >>149810530
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>>149810345
thats all going away soon
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:50:58 AM No.149810376 >>149810390 >>149810400
>>149810331
The problem was that it worked. How a man faster than sound loses to a guy giving orders with his voice?
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:52:34 AM No.149810390
>>149810376
theres a problem?
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:53:48 AM No.149810400 >>149810688
>>149810376
Did you casually forget he was still suffering from Kryptonite sickness in the final act? Mr. Terrific said it would take a couple days for him to fully recover, but he only stayed at his parents house for like 12 hours before going back to the fray
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:54:22 AM No.149810406 >>149810412 >>149811082
>>149810316
I thought the chess moves were fucking cringe. But Lex Luthor always thrives on cringe shit. The movie plays out like a comic book until the end, down to all the nonsensical stuff.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:55:20 AM No.149810412 >>149810439
>>149810406
>The movie plays out like a comic book until the end, down to all the nonsensical stuff.
WOAH REALLY, A COMIC BOOK MOVIE COMES ACROSS LIKE A COMIC ?????
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:56:37 AM No.149810427 >>149810456 >>149810461 >>149810488 >>149811228 >>149811246
>>149810316
This movie had a bunch of really silly/stupid ideas. Like Lex's army of chimps who just say retarded shit on twitter. And they were literal monkeys not the regular kind. But we ignore it because the rest of the movie was pretty good
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:58:05 AM No.149810439 >>149810472 >>149810645
>>149810412
That doesn't mean it's good. The best comic books use the quirks of the medium to tell good stories. Superman felt like a comic book that anyone on this site would have scoffed at as filler or even garbage.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:59:00 AM No.149810454
>>149810303
Binga
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:59:08 AM No.149810456
>>149810427
the superman parts where all boring, louis was a more interesting character and so was "jimmy"
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:59:35 AM No.149810461 >>149810483
>>149810427
We've reached the slop event horizon where the talking points and memes in defense of this awful shit is in the product itself
>Oh you don't like the movie? You're an angry monkey. Everyone post that
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:00:54 AM No.149810472
>>149810439
>That doesn't mean it's good.
oh ill never disagree with you on that, i watched the last hellboy movie and was fucking shocked at how bad it was, i found the stupidity of the superman movie just comedic and campy in a way that fitted superman
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:02:33 AM No.149810483
>>149810461
I liked the monkeys and Gunn falling back on his edgy habits. If he were still in his Troma/Indie days, he would have made the monkeys Indian. I thought about it, why aren't they Indian? Best bit of the movie.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:02:52 AM No.149810488
>>149810427
Nah that was funny
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:07:47 AM No.149810530 >>149810588
>>149810370
there will only be cory
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:07:52 AM No.149810532
Huh, some “people” really didn’t like the monkeys bit. Gets the old noggin joggin’
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:10:31 AM No.149810562
>>149810316
Comic books are full of stupid shit. Get with the program
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:13:09 AM No.149810588
>>149810530
outside of space and time.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:20:05 AM No.149810645
>>149810439
This is eerie. I’m now remembering a review of Raimi’s Spidey 2 that was this text almost verbatim.
…are you that person anon?
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:25:40 AM No.149810688 >>149810716
>>149810400
Supes got his ass kicked by Lex+Ultraman in the first fight of the movie without the Kryptonite debuff. The only way you can handwave it is that he made a predictive algorithm based on what you see in the monitors+Lex is so gigabrained he can think faster than light.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:28:43 AM No.149810716
>>149810688
Lex giga rain is implied when he’s jotting down the commands to his underlings while he’s occupied making a speech. That and the creating a pocket universe deal.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:02:26 AM No.149810951 >>149811043 >>149811063 >>149811092
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>clone superman
>also make bootleg supergirl with nanotech
>and build pocket dimension
>and enslave an alien into forming infinite kryptonite
>and form a monkeyposting army
>and a proxy nation army
>and have huge personal flying army
>AND flying base
>AND a successful smear campaign that makes superman question his own life
All that shit just to lose, cry, and get bit in the ass by some drunk girl's dog
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:18:42 AM No.149811043
>>149810951
>also make bootleg supergirl with nanotech
>and build pocket dimension
okay retard.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:20:55 AM No.149811063 >>149811098
>>149810951
Gunn is a coward for not making the engineer an all metallic looking naked woman.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:22:32 AM No.149811073
He was fantastic as lex
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:24:04 AM No.149811082
>>149810406
They're not chess moves. They're fucking fighting game inputs.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:25:52 AM No.149811092
>>149810951
>alien
metamorpho's not an alien
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:25:56 AM No.149811093
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Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:26:35 AM No.149811098
>>149811063
Could've made her a prototype Platinum.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:26:56 AM No.149811102 >>149811254
he looks like seth macfarlane if he was bald lel
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:50:36 AM No.149811223
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>>149810288 (OP)
very good taste , lex
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:51:04 AM No.149811225
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>>149810288 (OP)
I told you dude, it's a miss. It's my turn now.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:51:26 AM No.149811228
>>149810427
That was a reference to Gunn's first film about the 100 monkeys with typewriters joke.
And also to Elon experimenting on monkeys with his brain chips.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:51:40 AM No.149811229
>>149810288 (OP)
...Cthulhu fhtagn?
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:55:51 AM No.149811246
>>149810427
>literal monkeys not the regular kind.
I hate to break it to you sister, but literal and regular mean the same shit
I also hate to disappoint you, sister, but the monkeys were breed, and otherwise made in a lab, so they were not just 'literal' 'regular' monkeys.
Pay attention, sister.
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:57:49 AM No.149811254
>>149811102
seth had hair plugs
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 10:37:06 AM No.149811431
>"2X!" (Two eggs)
>Superman gets kicked in the balls
What did Gunn mean by this?