How do you feel about the fact that Homestuck is going to be culturally relevant again?

>>149810884 (OP)
It's just gonna be a kinda garbage cartoon. None of the pace or meta. If every new homestuck projet made it relevant the world would be very different. Instead it's gonna barwly be a blip like the books, games and sequel

>>149810930
THE WORLD IS A CIRCLE WITHOUT A BEGINNING

>>149810884 (OP)
Powerscaling/fight fags will finally join the fandom and balance will be restored for the first time since 2010 assuming the series stays shonen heavy like with the pilot.

who ARADIA here

>>149810884 (OP)
Homestuck general was fifteen years ago. Do you really think there are people left on /co/ who posted there?

>>149810884 (OP)
give me more davejade

>>149811574
maybe

Pretty cool because I just started reading it last week

>>149810884 (OP)
>Source webcomic becoming increasingly unavailable due to takedowns and Hussie hating it
>Crossing over with the underage HH/HB crowd that will see Homestuck as something their aunts/uncles were into (yes it's been that long).
This will ultimately only end in one of two ways:
>Just like Homestuck's original life was ultimately fated to be usurped by Undertale, the animated Homestuck series will crash and burn but make way for an Undertale/Deltarune animated series that goes on to be critically acclaimed
>Instead of being ANOTHER springboard for Toby, someone that gets work on the Homestuck animated series will splinter off to do their own thing ~5 years from now and make the most popular animated media of the 2030's, like MLP tier.

>>149811673
How far have you gotten into it?

>>149811574
wwhats up baby butt

who is this bozo and is he important?

>>149811574
I came here exclusively to look for this thread. Turns out you're right because even you yourself are clearly 2 nu 4 me

>>149811812
>I am reading a story with nonstop twists turns and payoffs for every little stupid thing
>Please spoil me

He's the mayor of cumtown.

>>149811812
That is WV and he is the main character

>>149811812
Yes and yes.

>>149811812
Well, as you can tell, he's the Mayor, and he's great. He's important due to what he's done, and will be more important later due to something he's done in the recent past.

>>149810884 (OP)
I just like that I can talk about it again.

You know, I was half expecting them to only allow the homestuck threads the day the pilot was announced, kind of lile whem beyond canon updates, but its nice to have them for a few more days. Maybe Mods = Gods after all.

>>149810884 (OP)
I'll be curious up til the premiere just how many views it'll get. It's sure to get a notoriety push, being a piece of internet history and also having Vivzie and Toby Fox's name's attached. So we'll see just how successful it can be

You know I just realized a major plot device in Homestuck is the SBURB game disc, but games aren’t on discs anymore. The average kid today has probably never even used a computer with an optic drive.

Hussie this is your last chance to pull off one of your biggest regrets. Do it for Dave.

>>149812060
Oh yeah wasn’t one of Dave’s interests when he was first introduced preserved dead things?

>>149812018
It's a period piece

>>149812060
There's simply no other option for him that isn't too retarded too boring or too incest. Therein lies only a single method.

>>149812060
It's the only way.

I yearn for more fucked up troll genitals

>Release in September
Toby has the opportunity to do the funniest thing AGAIN

>>149812060
Man I don't remember this ship at all. I liked him with Jade. Karkat had so many more good options like John and Terezi, DaveKat feels so weird comparitively.

>>149811699
I'm on page 1400

The Alpha does not concern himself with local politics

>>149812206
Is that why he became a useless fag with the alien?

>>149812219
The Alpha has never been retconned

>>149812163
Dead Dave getting a visit from her kicked it off

>>149811574
Shai'hulud

>>149810884 (OP)
fucking glad
if you wanna stay relevant you gotta make your comics READABLE

>>149811812
he's yo daddy

>>149810884 (OP)
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>>149812239
John could fuck a thousand bitches but he will forever be gay in my eyes for not instantly getting a boner just by being in Aradia's presence

>>149812136
>Toby running over Hussie

It keeps happening.

>>149812286
he just has good taste :^)

>dave and karkat faggotry is going to be real
>john is going to transition to june by the end
>dirk jake dave and karkat have a big gay orgy post credits as a joke
It's over. Niggers won. Here's hoping they don't get enough funding to get to Act 6.

>>149812368
Isnt that last one practically in Homosuck already.

Remind me again why there are people who still defend Hussie?

>>149812368
>Makes something up
>Get's mad about it
Go outside anon, please, for your own good

>>149811574
ii'm stiill here you chode2ucker
*grab2 diick2*

>>149810884 (OP)
I don't know how to feel. I'll always prefer the comic, and I don't know how well a lot of it will translate to animation unless they cut out large swathes of character development.

Hopefully it'll get some people to draw Terezi's ass again, at the very least

I emailed vivzie and she said that they plan to have an aranea sex scene later on during which she will explain in great detail how classpects work to john

>>149811812
He’s the GOAT

>>149812422
>You will never have Aranea ride your dick while lore dumping.

I might aswell end it here and now.

>>149811574
vivisection

>>149812286
John was super shippable but I liked him best with Vriska, Terezi and Karkat in that order.

>>149812412
the animation should be it's own thing and take creative liberties

>>149812576
All respectable ships, truly.

>>149811574
I'm right here anon
I never left
i love you

>>149812588
The problem is those liberties running the risk being subpar in comparison to the source material

>>149812588
I don't want to see the trolls outside of the brief moments they canonically get as chat advisors until Act 4 hits its end.
If they take any liberty with the early story, it should be to delete the Old Ones and Doc Scratch actively telling Rose what to do.

>>149810957
Maybe the ponyfags will come back and game the algorithm again to fuck over Homestucks's popularity for a second time.

>>149810884 (OP)
I find it darkly fascinating that you can't just let shit from your cringy teen phase die. Scott Pilgrim came back, this is coming back, all those calarts cartoons are coming back, they will be rehashed and evolve into something else with or without you, and you VILL be encouraged to wallow in your own nostalgia and you VILL be happy.

>>149813166
People are afraid to take risks for something original if it ends in failure. Sometimes people can't love their own ideas or personal beliefs unless the creator that introduced them the media validates it. It's kind of sad.

Did anyone hate the voices for literally everyone except john in the teaser
Daves especially

Tell me the truth. Would you consider Vivziepop a good animator or not?

>>149813252
They're all likely temporary given Vivziepop's infamy for recasts.

>>149813166
Viv was likely an og homo suck gooner anon

>>149813166
I’ve been hearing people bang on about stereotypes about teen phases and childish interests since before I had my first orgasm. I’m tired of hearing this shit.

>>149813285
She said at the panel this was revealed at that she never read HS.

>>149813394
>Thinking gooners read

>>149810884 (OP)
Terrified

Mostly because I hate helluva hazbin bullshit so much that it's kinda embarrassing

>>149813301
Listen if you were in the fandoms for any of these works, you'd know what i'm talking about. Sometimes dead is better.

>>149813271
Her writing skills and overall personality nullifies all that anyways

>>149812163
Blah blah blah where are my EquiNep fans at?

>>149813271
Vivziepop isn't animating this, she is directing

>>149813509
Yes.

>>149813252
I was talking to someone about how Toby's voice for John in TBiY was the best voice possible for John, then a week later this shit was all announced. I stand by what I said though. Also whoever voiced Rose in TBiY was really good, it fit her well.
I physically cringed when I heard Rose and Dave speak in the pilot like wtf.

>>149812206
Please tell me there's no official crossover. I don't think the internet can handle that.

i like when beautiful women fight

>>149813589
Uhhhhh.. um. I have really bad news for you.

>>149813651
Oh. Oh no no no no.

>>149813637
I remember reading an MLP fanfic a decade ago where Octavia boxes the protagonist and being so confused as to how someone could get off on it. They did have sex afterwards, I think.

I feel like sending a pipebomb to everyone involved, what the fuck are they thinking.

>>149813718
Nothing. I imagine the reason this was signed off on is because Vriska put the gatekeeper to sleep.

>>149813589
Worse, theres T-shirts.

>>149813527
That's not better anon, in fact it's even worse

>>149813752
The Homestuck sprite Millie is cute at least

>>149812389
Because gio is a cunt who heavily slants information to make himself look like a wholesome hecking chungus frog who was stabbed by the evil menacing scorpion

>>149812911
Well we know we are seeing and hearing karkat in this pilot so that's already not happening

>>149811281

>>149810957
That was a full reboot and reimagining. Homestuck's just telling the exact same story but dumbed down for a different medium, as we can see from the trailer already. And Hussie's track record isn't faust's

>>149812890
ok this one is really cute

Since hussie and the Homestuck team hate rose and kanaya together who would rose get with in this, jade, or June

love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>149813942
Why does it have to be dykeshit?

>>149813942
>Homestuck team hate rose and kanaya together
why did they write kanaya to be cucked
WHY DID THEY WRITE KANAYA TO BE KEKED

>>149813968
>work with Husse, Viv and Toby on the team
How could it be anything BUT dykeshit?

>>149813982
Every relationship falls apart in Candy so Rosemary isn't special in that regard. In Meat on the other hand its because Kanaya getting Rose is the driving force behind the characters chasing Dirk. The writers don't hate Rosemary and they wouldn't remove it from the show

>>149813942
Don't know what you're referring to. I stopped reading Homestuck after Trickster Mode.

>>149813968
Rose is you know

>>149813982
She was introduced in act 5 being keked

>>149813942
John + Rose OR Vriska
Dave + Jade OR Terezi
simple as

>>149814046
In both the post Homestuck timelines rose and kanaya have issues. In one rose cucked her with jade and had a secret daughter called Tiffany Long stocking Harley Lalonde, and in the other she left kanaya to be a sex robot for dirk who also fucks terezi

>>149814076
John x Terezi is the better ship unironically and one of if not the only good thing to come from the epilogues

>>149814089
>In one rose cucked her with jade and had a secret daughter
>and in the other she left kanaya to be a sex robot for dirk who also fucks terezi
why the hell did she do either of these things

>>149814089
Well that's fucking stupid.

>>149814089
Wow, Hussie really fucked things up didn't he.

>>149814145

>>149814046
That's crazy. I think, even if the end sucks a bit, its best to read homestuck the whole way through. Then read the paradox space comics, then read again with the creator commentary (the stuff Hussie put in the books, but people have made it available online).

I have not and will not read hs^2 or the epilogues because Equius isn't in any of them.
Also they fucked up Rose and Jade and Kanaya and I dont wanna hate Rose, but everything I hear about her in the post-canon whatever shit makes her sound terrible.

>>149814126
In the candy timeline jade wanted a kid but since she has becs dog penis she couldn't carry one so when jade asked she said yes. Also she and kanaya adopted a clone of vriska that's called vrissy now.

In meat she was getting horrible headaches because she was becoming her alternate self the sum total of all roses and dirk took her essence out of her human body and put it in a robot and she went with him to create two new species on a new planet. She made nymphs, he made satyrs

>>149814168
I got bored and couldn't follow what was going on with all the Dream Bubble nonsense. Also got pissed at the implication that honest communication was gay shit for losers.

>>149814187
Also should probably clarify that I was never following Homestuck when it was being released. I stopped reading 3 years ago when I was doing so out of...autism? A fixation of trying to understand the internet zeitgeist around the time that Shonen Jump's Big 3 dominated the internet? I dunno.

You know the fact that the promotional material just has Karkat makes me wonder if he's gonna be the only troll
Also what kinda dirt does Hussie have on Toby to get him to work for this under his old name

>>149814126
To add to what the other guy did, Candy Rose specifically never told Kanaya about her and Jade's baby because she realised that she's inside an irrelevant universe and looked into the future where she gets shot by a bullet and put into a coma. In order to not have Kanaya waste her life by watching over Rose's vegetative self, Rose basically spent the next 10 years keeping up the lie so that their relationship would be ruined on purpose. That's one of Rose's main character flaws, seeing the bigger picture and getting there without regard for anyone's feelings in the present. Anyway, this plan backfired when Vriska gained her new upgrade which completely evades Rose's future sight and she prevented Rose from being shot. So right now Candy Rose is having a mental breakdown because she ruined her relationship with her wife for nothing

>>149814126
>Candy
Weird favor for Jade because the retarded bec dog dick thing which should not even be a thing. It should also be trivial to address since there are so many ways to rectify it with alcehmizers and then she could have all the babies she wants herself.

>Meat
Weird Ultimate Rose stuff and Dirk pulling meta narrative manipulation on characters to influence them.

>>149814210
Karkat, Terezi and Kanaya are pretty important for the first 4 Acts. Tavros you can cut out because a bunch of Jade's stuff is kinda isolated from the rest of the story.

>>149814187
I also couldn't at first either, but now I lowkey think its a comforting alternative for just being agnostic. Ts is tuff.

Plus I had to understand it so I could try and make accurate AUs where Equius and Nepeta are still having fun and playing and stuff.

Also yeah I dont remember that gay communication shit, I just remember thinking "wow can they just fucking say what they mean instead of being vague" a lot and pushing through it, occasionally coming back to parts later as I'm reading and reread them with the newer info and context I got. Like the alterniabound stuff with the ancestors made zero fucking sense to me. But I kept reading anyways. And once I finished, I went back and read it again but from that part onwards, and did that like 2 more times and now I think I get it..? It has been years since I've done a full read through, so I'm a bit rusty on my knowledge.

>>149814210
He's the only troll in the material because this is just one episode that they're working on (basically Act 1). Karkat being here at all is kind of a stretch already, I think he'll just make a cameo to tease the rest because you do want the most iconic part of the series in your pilot (the trolls in this case)

>>149813905
Doesnt matter how much a cunt they are when they've got the evidence and Huss has to force NDAs and legal threats to hide evidence.

Still unable to actually point out what was false/libel btw HICUfag

>>149814210
You can't not have Vriska without changing a lot of things

>>149812247
Anyone have the Shai'huboob picture?

>>149814276
You can't not have Vriska because she's the (second) most popular character.

>>149814210
It pisses me off because I actually really liked reading about pretty much all the trolls besides the ones that survived. The more I care about a character, the less plot-relevant they seem to be.
Like fuck everyone else's storyline and goals and stuff, let's keep watching terezi and vriska bicker and karkat seethe about some bullshit or whatever for the hundredth time.

>>149814292
Was just referring from story. Obviously Hussie would have her.

>>149814292
The episode is like 11 minutes long, Vriska doesn't appear until 1/4th into the comic

>>149814325
Thank you captain obvious.

So aside from the confirmed voices, who would you have voice the other characters?

Do we think there will be any Equius screentime?
Maybe Nepeta and Equius moments? Even if its just in the background...

>>149814344
>confirmed voices

>>149814089
>Tiffany Long stocking Harley Lalonde
To those who haven't read Homestuck 2, don't worry this isn't true.
It's actually Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley

>>149810884 (OP)
The same way I feel about Invader Zim
It's a period piece now, alphies are going to marvel at how unstressed the prehistoric internet was

Fuck the gay horny greys
When do THEY enter

>>149814404
>Act 3 Intermission
Gee I just can't figure it out

>>149814106
yeah Its good but my nigga dave would have no troll gash without her so I had to delegate

So how many of y'all are willing to admit that to make this happen Hussie likely promised Vivzie that she could be the voice for Vriska?

>>149814404
Don't be impatient

>>149814488
Not going to happen.

Alright hear me out:

Jack: Ascend but its Two Minute Notice

>>149814521
>Alright hear me out:
>Jack: Ascend but its Two Minute Notice
mfw

>>149812532
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>>149814168
To be fair dirk has narrative control over rose in the timeline she became a robot. He is making her do this although on some level she did want to help make their timeline relevant.

>>149814404
pilot won't get that far. at least it shouldn't. imagine how terribly paced it would be if it did

>>149814263
Saying the hicu is secretly controlled by hussie behind the scenes and the people who made fraf were forced to do so and manipulated by hussie directly

>>149814554
Wtf is this image meant to portray

>>149814404
The intermission would be completely incomprehensible in animated format

>>149814386
My phone autocorrected to Tiffany because it refuses to recognize Yiffany is a word
And I just forgot which last name went first

>>149814236
>>149814249
I....don't even know what to think about this

>>149814488
Isn't vivzie a little fa... Oh my God it's perfect

>>149814614
You said hear me out. HEAR me out, autism-chan. Do the math

>>149814488
Hussie must be stopped.

>>149814643
Jesus fucking Christ he set his next target.

>>149814056
Rose is bisexual, she liked John and wanted to leave him a special message, and fucked Dave in the doomed timeline

>>149814702
>hussie climbing the steps to get his perfect realVriska wife
perhaps the real planetary chess was the plan hussie had all along

>>149814702
Hussie has been planning all this the whole time. My God

>>149814210
>Also what kinda dirt does Hussie have on Toby to get him to work for this under his old name
A lot. They used to live together, and Hussie is a manipulative narcissist. Anything Radiation's ever said in confidence around him can and will be used against him.

Johns voice is not good. Don’t cast someone bad at voice acting just because it’s a community meme.

>>149814488
NO MORE GODS
NO MORE GRAVES

Like I’ll need to kick some asses and declare the need for Nepeta acceptance

>>149814606
You mean the thing confirmed to be true with photo evidence that in order to join the HICU Hussie has to personally vet you?

Why are all hicufags like this? Even if there wasn't literal chatlogs it would be retarded to think he wasn't in control of his own company and its progeny. Their entire threatened lawsuit is from hussie directly, his lawyer over his IP despite HICU doing all the talking. Do you think spindleroo is completely uninfluenced by vivzie too?

Why do you whine constantly about the sins of a man you’ve never met?

>>149814800
they're big sins

>>149814636
Please remember that everything with the future sight that >>149814236 is saying is something that was written by a completely different writing team.
From what we know, Yiffy was one of the 3 "requirements" from Hussie for her HS^2 to exist, besides that he supposedly had no other input. But the whole cuckoldry arc started in the Epilogues and her character was mentioned there, which had an entirely different group of writers. As such, the future sight thing is just other people trying to cope and have the cucking thing make some sort of sense. HS^2 has had 3 fucking distinct teams at this point, not to mention the Epilogue writers. It is not a ship steering forward with any intent, it's a leaking paddleboat that's passed off to whoever's willing to pilot it again after it sinks.

>>149814675
i love him

>>149814800
I know someone who met him at a con, can I whine about his sins?

>>149814765
you dumbass
this whole thing is a fucking meme
its not supposed to be good. its supposed to feel ridiculous and insulting. bc theyre insulting you.

>>149814488
Vivzie is going to voice Feferi under the assumption that she's going to be a major character lmao

>>149814817
By 27 we will have yet another team because BC is less stable than your average fanventure collapsing on itself before they got everyone in the game.

>>149813589
Hopefully it's just left to cringe merch vivziepop is pushing for to boost her shit series, and homestuck never has a crossover episode with it.

>>149814896
>and homestuck never has a crossover episode with it.
Give it time.

>>149811574
homosuck is shit

Gray breasts with hemocolored nipples

>>149814968
Based and canon

>>149814968
I took fire for innovating this in 2012

>>149814896
>The IMP get hired to off The Felt or The Midnight Crew
>Shenanigans ensues mainly with IMP getting btfo by all the bullshit

>>149814896
We need a higher power to stop this.

>>149815006
...not gonna lie, that would admittedly be funny. If only to see the Midnight Crew thrash them while also being bumbling idiots.

>>149812081
Don't hate on incest.

>>149814707
No I know I was making fun of the fact that they never actually say roses sexuality in the comic or epilogues

>>149815006
Blitzo getting ragdolled by Doc Scratch would admittedly be entertaining

>>149814785
>photo evidence that in order to join the HICU Hussie has to personally vet you?
Where is the photo evidence

>>149814968
ay ay sir!

https://files.catbox.moe/6owag1.png
https://files.catbox.moe/bq1i3e.png

Can’t wait for the Andy and Leyley fandom to hear about Doomed Rose and Davesprite and Three Years

>>149810884 (OP)
I got mixed feelings ngl
on one hand
>one of my hyperfixations is getting big again
>/hsg/ is back full time
>I will finally be able to fulfill my dream of fuckin a Vriska cosplayer
on the other
>Hussie has basically mismanaged the original comic to hell and back, the official site is dead, the best fan archive got taken down, or is at least never getting updated (kinda)
>The nustucks are probably going to be the most insufferable fandom known to man, even worse than the original fandom in our heyday probably
>nustucks are also going to rehash discussions and shit we already had 10 years ago but worse

I hope the show is good at least, since if this goes right it could the western animation's One Piece. He's to my hope they make my troll waifu hot so there's more porn of her.

>>149815083
Imagine if she shot web from there

>>149815083
Thank you for your xirvice

Vriska hypnotizes nerds for breakfast.

>>149815115
yeah, me.

enough wwith the vvriska
wwhat about feferi

>>149815065
Either Blitzo or Moxxie getting trashed with the broom like the overgrown Possums that they are.

>>149812368
>>john is going to transition to june by the end
I read a fic where that happens and girl John goes back in time to /ss/ herself.

>>149813527
Producer, we have no idea who is directing. Mostly likely will be hussie

>>149815124
shut up Eridan your waifu is trash

>>149815141
wwhy wwould you say that

>>149815147
because it's true

>>149814593
We might atleast see them in the poster Dave has, doubt we won´t see all the kids rooms even if a little early because its a pilot, and you kinda want to show that off.

do you think they’ll include any nonsense from the later stuff retroactively like the dog cock

Apart from Vast Error, whats everyones least favorite fan adventure

And why?

>>149815120
How often?

>>149814800
This. Why are people so mad at hitler?

>>149815176
every night, it's how I go to sleep

>>149815173
Of the ones i did read: The Crow Strider AU, not because its necessarily bad, but the longer it goes the more overly reliant the entire thing is of throwing sprites at every problem to have literally everyone survive.

>>149814817
>It is not a ship steering forward with any intent, it's a leaking paddleboat that's passed off to whoever's willing to pilot it again after it sinks
I sympathized with hussie's rushed ending on homestuck because honestly, if my parent died I would lose all motivation in projects too
I sympathized with hiveswap being eternally delayed, OTG ran off with half the budget or something
but this? I don't even know what to make of it. it just sounds like a creator wanting to destroy their work, which doesn't make sense to me. I can't comprehend it

>>149814800
BECAUSE I'M JELIOUS I WISH I WAS HIM

>>149814210
>Also what kinda dirt does Hussie have on Toby to get him to work for this under his old name
Hussie uses whatever name is most personal. See him immediately using Gio's full legal name constantly once he signed a contract with it.
It's a control thing.

>>149815057
Incest is lame and gay

>>149815163
wwaaaaah
wwaaaaaaaaah
fef they insulted my wwaifu

>>149814800
I think his life choices were weird but I don't hate him

>>149815076
On the gio blog, which as a shill you haven't read. Go on claim its forgery or something retarded youd need a lawsuit you wont make to proceed with. Just like last time HICUslime. Cant wait for him to rugpull you retards like he has every single company and team he's worked with.

>>149814089
Messing with what was the only somehwat solid and stablished pairing that most of the audience liked for no real reason always felt like a weird choice to me.
Like. what did the readers get from this? Who in the team had Futa NTR fetishes and why were they allowed to shove them into the actual writing?

>>149814355
Once they get to act 5 i expect they will have screentime. How much is unclear since on the one hand they are joke characters on the other they are fan favorites.

>>149813589
It's just merch, I don't think Vivize has any real control over what's gonna happen to the Homestuck show. She's listed as an executive producer in the credits, aka she just owns spindlehorse and is bankrolling the creation of the show. Hussie has the reigns here and i honestly don't know if that's any better than Vivizepop having control of the show's direction.

>>149815196
OTG didnt. Hussie had them waste a bunch of it on act 7 stuff and failed to deliver the design doc on the game after restarting it a bunch. OTG should've handled it better but were in a shit spot.

Another convenient little NDA hides a lot of deets

>>149815321
Equius atleast will have his screentime on account of being pretty involved during the start of their session with Vriska/Aradia.

>>149815321
I think Eq is needed to properly represent how weird blood racism is. I agree Nep is tricky because she's by all means just eye candy

>>149815330
Vivzie is a control freak, you know she's going to put pressure on things and demand constant references to her series.

>>149815354
Honestly if that means she accidentally tardwrangles Hussies both of their bullshit might cancel each other out.

>>149815354
Oh god please no, let me stay cautiously optimistic about all this. All I want is for the show to be at least be somewhat good and a moderate success with a fanbase of annoying anime-only nustucks we can ignore and feel superior about since we read the comic, instead of the dark timeline where it's bad AND has an insufferable fanbase that ruins HS's reputation AGAIN.

>>149815305
Speaking of Gio, how that one rumor about him a stalker even got started?

>>149815305
There was no photos on that blog
It's all html

>>149815057
Objectively has the best chemistry with, Hussie is weird

>>149815402
Dunno, I think that pre trolls, John x Rose and Dave x Jade were 100% intended endgame pairs

>>149815306
The team members name is Andrew hussie

>>149815414
Wasn't Huss's fetish just shoving Vriska everywhere he could?

>>149815391
>not expecting the dark timeline just so you can be pleasantly surprised later if you're wrong
>not expecting the most insane kind of fans to come crawling out of the woodwork
Have fun, pic related are the powerscalers waltzing in ready to argue on whether Goetia or God-tiers are stronger.

>>149815413
100% true, Once the pilot comes out and until the trolls get properly introduced I'm going to champion these ships around the inevitable anime-onlys. Once it gets to hivebent I'm going back to Spider8reath and Davrezi tho.

>>149815396
He led a crusade against the trannies in charge of hs2 at first

>>149815413
Pre trolls is honestly a really short timespan, you had Kanaya clearly crushing on Rose from the get go.

>>149812163
i also dont get it historically the biggest yaoi ships were always johnkat and johndave and yet when it came time to pander to fujos he went with davekat??? i still dont get it, they are not a match at all.

>>149815435
divine taste, anon

>>149815440
John was not a homosexual

>>149815435
I've grown quite fond of Johnrezi as time goes on
>>149815439
Yeah, but you also had obscene amounts of Rose x John teasing up to what? Her getting assblassted while Grimdark?

>>149815428
he was right do so he's best girl
>>149815432
i don't know i usually just wish the best for things I like. Although I 101% look forward to the god tiers. I will die and go to the dream bubbles if they hit John's godtier ascension right and we get a new version of Savior of the Waking World from it

>>149815464
>Her getting assblassted while Grimdark?
I wish

>>149815464
>Yeah, but you also had obscene amounts of Rose x John teasing up to what
To tease that john would fuck roses hot mom

>>149815464
Okay yeah fair, but half of that also was kinda John going off on what Karkat said about predestined if i remember right, it never felt that certain to me when reading.
>>149815488
As was foretold by Dave.

>people acting like this will be anything more than an 11 minute pilot that will eventually become as lost a media as it's source material
Lol
Lmao even

>>149815488
Roxygen kinda felt like a consolation prize because someone still felt like John just had to be with a Lalonde desu
At that point it would just be better to leave him with Terezi

>>149815464
WAIT HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A REALIZATION
Toby Fix is not only voicing John but isn't he also doing some of the music for the show? WE MIGHT FINALLY GET A COMPLETED VERSION OF PANUMBRA PHANTASM HOLY SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdntMzdkFnk
If Toby EVER finishes that god damned song, and it's NOT in deltarune, it's GOTTA BE in the homestuck show. I'm going insane I swear to god.

>>149815391
Where is she from?

>>149815440
That’s the joke

>>149815502
Its probably because someone liked their bit together after Game Over as the last ones standing.

>>149815505
Prisounebound, the unofficial /co/ best Homestuck Fan Adventure!

Good morning hsg
I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.

>>149815354
>Two narcissistic control freaks at the helm
This project is doomed

>>149815189
Awesome. :3

>>149815530
what if they cancel eachother out?

>>149815510
yeah i can tell he was doing a bit but then he got actually weirdly invested into davekat where they started taking a lot of his attention and then he went and made june trans anyway and then became trans himself for the bit but also real but also not really. i cant tell what the deal with hussie is other that hes mental.

>>149815526
She doesn't need him

>>149815057
based

>>149815246
disagree but davejade is also cute. shame jade got shafted writing-wise past all of cascade

>>149815526
It hurts
It still hurts all these years later
I will never forgive Hussie to my dying day

>>149815549
What option is most ironic that's the hussie option

>>149815550
Your execution will be scheduled soon.

>>149815335
is that really what happened? damn what a mess

>>149815550
yeah, she needs Dave

They better include everyone's favorite character davepeta

>>149815521
Never heard of it. Sell me on all its pros and cons.

I like the ass though

Wasn't Hussie trying to be a Joker-esque thirst trap on Insta for a while? How'd that go? Also, what happened to that spinoff game series with the ballerina girl that got delayed a bunch?

>>149815542
You need a really good tardwrangler to keep the egos under control
I don't know if they have that

>>149815542
the negative x negative = positive principle doesn't work with people.

>>149810930
>If every new homestuck projet made it relevant
I blame most of this on andrew being an unstable drug addict, the deal with this one is he probably isn't even working on it, which means it won't be like hiveswap was.

>>149815579
She doesn't need him

>>149815452
so what's the deal with june anyway? john canonically says he's not a homosexual. but then identifies as a girl and shows attraction to girls, which is actually homosexual?

>>149815196
>it just sounds like a creator wanting to destroy their work, which doesn't make sense to me.
Hussie was so full of himself that he believed HS was just another stepping stone. Being a maldavius figtree level narcissist his ego is completely unable to content with the fact that he has indeed peaked, and as such he harbors an intensive animosity towards his work that I am unsure he himself is able to identify.

>>149815589
Xe still is an eboy

>>149815587
It's ongoing, and relatively short as of now so it's a quick read. The characters are pretty good, while Renity (the ass haver) is my favorite in the comic overall I like the others as well. The art is pretty good, there's some neat jokes, and the flash stuff we do get is pretty fun, you get to shake one of the characters around with your mouse at one point it's cool.

Better than Vast Error at least.

>>149815587
It has a mad scientist gold blood, i really enjoyed that guys bit so far.

>>149815620
June didn't know she was a girl then because dad's toxic masculinity kept her from realizing how much she hates being a guy

>>149815583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ-3FZ6qp0k
this vid has lived rent free in my head this whole time

>>149815629

https://youtu.be/ReB0SDi8WU0?si=k3rsB8da-ZIKTFyD

I really enjoy this flash sequence. Even if the audio quality is really bad. But it kind of adds that oldschool charm

>>149815526
Inshallah Hussie will pay

>>149815656
>dad's toxic masculinity
he bakes all the time and leaves loving notes all over the house about how he loves john what

>>149815703
AND it's the source of a reaction pic I've been using in every HS thread so it's great

>>149815729
How much he loves how manly john is
June couldn't be her true self with dad's toxic positive masculinity keeping her down.

>>149815621
Dude this comment was made in 2010 homestuck had not grown out of control. He was being honest as he at the time thought he would be wrapped up by irl act 4 or 5. Similar to problem sleuth

>>149815526
She was better with John.

>>149815128
Holy based?? Name?

>>149815526
she's better with dave

>>149815759
Anon, she got him outright killed with her stupid ideas if not for Future Dave coming in to stop it.

>>149815006
>Moxxie gets assigned to take out Clover
>cut to Moxxie getting literally danced on

I just remembered that terezi is going to be fat
At least I won't have to care about wanting her to get with karkat now

>>149815738
How come trans headcanons rely on making parental figures abusive when canonically they aren't

>>149815773
>she got him killed
Doesn't mean the chemistry wasn't top tier.

>>149815773
>She got him killed
Women, am I right?

>>149815738
forced as hell. my dad ain't half the man john's dad was

>>149815777
the only good trans headcanon is Dave, because it only REALLY exists because of Dave getting pregnant in The Baby is You and that's funny as fuck so I let it slide.

>>149813281
i mean these arent like internet tier VAs these are industry VA professionals, Jade is Tails. That said I cannot see Toby commit to a series and he doesnt really have a lot of VA talent. But he might just do it to help it.

>>149815589

>>149815810
>That said I cannot see Toby commit to a series and he doesnt really have a lot of VA talent.
He's the only one that I'd actually want to see continue into a series. Rose's voice is actual dogshit, fire that bitch.

>>149815621
well he hasn't tried to make anything other than homestuck. psycholonials doesn't count since it's a one-off vent art about his life or something

>>149815773
Hot.

>>149814800
Because millions of dollars taken from other people (a lot of them teenagers who didn’t know any better at the time) were lost.

>>149815810
I would die happy if they brought on the voxus dubbers for the VA work, their voices are just the official voices for the characters in my head, which sometimes sucks because it overrides any good ideas I might have for character voices.

>>149815798
>good
>trans headcanon
>Dave
pick one

>>149815131
Hussie has a horrible track record with directing anything but his comic and even then he really messed it up post-cascade. Vivzie will most likely get one of her people to do it. Yes she is a producer but she very much is like an old timey producer, that is, very involved and lots of power, not just a name.

>>149815858
It's not good because I think dave is actually trans, it's good because the reason it's even a thing is because of Toby's mpreg shitpost rock opera

>>149815775
>random characters will be made fat just muh representation
ugh

>>149815798
>There keeps existing mpreg shit for Davefags because Toby did a silly little song.

You´re right, that is funny.

>>149815773
And?

You cant convince me Vriska didnt /ss/ some version of John during her 8 years in purgatory in beyond canon

>>149815885
I also wanna see what happens when the anime-only homestucks find out about The Baby is You. It'll be glorious

>>149814008
Viv hates lesbian he only ever keeps them around as token ships for her yaoislop, or to keep female characters off her men. Hell vaggie and octavia are basically there just to be punching bags especially octavia.

>>149815881
I still wonder where fat terezi became a thing. I can get Jane and even a bit of fef since she was drawn like that once in the comic, but terezi has never been portrayed as a chubby fuck aside from PQ, which most fans think is shit.

>>149815550
She doesn't, but her life is objectively worse without him

>>149815946
For contrast with lanky and flat Vriska. That's my theory, at least.

>>149815754
Well then he shoulda ended it at Cascade, move on to the next work, and just say "maybe i make a sequel someday idk"

How do you think the show's gonna handle your favorite troll? I hope they make Vriska hot. Hell this might even be the chance to FINALLY properly explain classpects even but who knows.

>>149816056
Nepeta will make 1 cute face

>>149816056
Karkat is going to act like a fucking queer....brandon rogers level of gay....

>>149815924
i cant fuckin wwait for this scene wwhen wwell finally the pleasure a seein multiple eridans on screen at once

>>149815946
terezi is one of the few surviving trolls and we NEED fat characters in the main cast

>>149816106
Honestly I wouldn't mind karkat being "gay who's angry all the time"

>>149810884 (OP)
>How do you feel about the fact that Homestuck is going to be culturally relevant again?
>Assuming this get past the pilot stage.
The fandom's too radioactive, currently or in the past, to actually get a proper animated series. The only way it'll actually become one is if Vivzie is willing to pay for EVERYTHING the series needs to succeed. And even then it's not like you'd be allowed to meet up in-person with other Homestuck fans at a convention, once the body paint smearings and Olive Gardens start finding communal spit buckets at their locations then the con staff will bring back the cosplay bans of old.
>>149815916
If any of them are Pokémon fans then they probably found out when searching for info on who did that one song from Sword and Shield.

>>149816056
I hope they actually make Eridan relevant like it was hinted

>>149816074
as the huss intended...

John only fucks troll women.

>>149816056
hoping the cast sounds generally what the fandom had concluded they sound like. like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PvZbnKpy1M&t=295s

>>149816151
TRVE!!!!!!!!

>>149815798
Is everybody forgetting cuntboy equius??
His overconpensation for masculinity and STRENGTH, it reminds me of trans men who were raised on traditional ideals (like a certain hemo-obsessed troll we know?) Trying to break free of "female" brained activities and becoming a gymbro. Or doubling down on the traditional beliefs but as the oppressor rather than the oppressed.

Not to mention excessive sweating, high libido, heightened aggression, all probable side effects of testosterone. Plus is stupid tank top he always wears resembles a binder.

Hes also clearly an autistic deviantart kid who has a fixation on some weird fetishes and has highly specific interests (fetishes like.. hypermuscle equine furry bara pinups..for example..) and clearly cant communicate properly with others, unable to bond with women nor men (unless they're equally as autistic, like Nepeta. Whose more of a "hyperactive eccentric" autistic as opposed to an "avoidant and emotionless" autistic like Equius)

His constant need to be given fucking directions and be told what to do despite presenting as a manly dude man guy. And him switching between wanting that and wanting to be in command and in charge, and his inability to really stick to either. That screams trans man/ femrepper with extreme internalized misogyny.

And having an unashamed autistic furry girl as his only real friend, he was kind of starting to break out of that mold and be comfortable with being vulnerable while also maintaining control over himself, because he had such a non-judgemental partner to tolerate him. But before any character progress could be made, he, like many trans men, get "put in their righteous place" and ripped out of that awful tranny phase. Story-wise, he was cut short and killed off and thats the end of Equius. We never know if he overcame his hemoist prejudices or learned to be more social with the help of such an outgoing extrovert like Nepeta.
Sad. Many such cases.

Idk how to end this sorry.

>>149816151
Gray hands wrote this

>>149816173
>Idk how to end this sorry
With a noose, preferably.

>>149816056
I’m telling you all Gamzee is just gonna be a mix of Fizzarolli and Stolas

>>149816173
I can see the vision but this part
>Not to mention excessive sweating, high libido, heightened aggression, all probable side effects of testosterone.
is literally just shit pretty much every teenager goes through.

>>149816056
They are going to ruin classpects so fucking hard.

>>149816173
kek that'd be sort of interesting but not allowed since equius is a huge useless pervert and it'd offend them
I don't think gender dysphoria exists for trolls but the idea of both nepeta and equius being trans and the only one knowing about the other might've been interesting

>>149815521
Imagine the aroma if she doesn't wipe for a day. Mudslides all the way up to her tailbone, you'd be able to paint your house with the skidmarks.

>>149816311

>>149816311
Why must you ruin a good thing? I fucking hate brapposters man

>>149816001
I guess this is where I go from being a terezi fan to a vriska shill

>>149816348
You feed the brapster you get more leaky brown dont know what else to say

>>149815629
Imagine blackmailing this slutty little french alien into giving you constant sloppy otherwise you'd expose her horrible smut to her friends.

>>149816311
Why must you improve a good thing? I fucking love brapposters man

>>149816311
What the fuck, anon.

>>149816333
>>149816348
Stop feeding it, your moral fiber keeps its shit flowing.

>>149816384
Listen, i didn´t get to use that gif in a while, so it had to happen.

>>149816391
I fail to believe you haven't used a digital circus meme in a while.

>>149816357
but truthfully, terezi is also skinny and tall though (not as tall as vriska though)

>>149815775
>>149815881
No they wont, historically Viv hates fat characters like its a huge thing people mock her for that all splinderhorse or whatever does is just drawn skinny twinks

>>149816397
Im not much in those threads usually and this reminded me i had it laying around.

>>149816405
mayhaps we are in, well okay maybe not good hands but serviceable ones

>>149815768
Fic number on AO3 is 66656731

>>149816250
Trannies are like eternal teenagers and they are stuck in a perpetual pubertal state.

>>149816244
Its funny that Gamzee fits like all of Viv's niche with his whole joker act but she wouldnt actually get the point of his character at all and would just buy that, which is what gamzee fangirls back in the day also did

>>149813918
The OG Sans

>>149816333
What classpects would TADC crew be in a session and how horribly would it go?

Equius
> raised on deviantart and various forums
> autistically posts numerous badly drawn pieces to the site that are technically fetish art, but also partly just an odd fixation.
> brony
> deep in the colorful horse fandom


Nepeta
> raised on online roleplay spaces/games (mmorpgs with heavy anthro focus)
> draws furry stuff and posts fully drawn rendered pieces on furaffinity
> deep in the furry fandom


Its hard to explain the differences but these are two overlapping types of people from different fandoms, but also a match made in heaven? Sweaty autistic brony guy x UwU Rawr autistic furry girl?

DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THE VISION. A match made in heaven. They join together and become the most powerful producers of niche cartoon animal based NSFW art on the web.

>>149816555
I'm pretty sure that was the whole point, anon

How many Jesus/Messiah characters are there in Homestuck again. Like I remember Karkat and his ancestors very much being that but also Dave and John with their respective lore. Also something about the demiurge and other gsnostic shit like that, Caliborn is the demiurge? Idk I lost the souce on all of Hussies more esoteric stuff and I think he did too hence the rushed ending.

>>149816555
funny to think that lord english consists of two bronies and two /a/ fags

>>149816364
God i fucking wish

>>149816546
Jax probably gets them all killed.

Where were you when Vivziepop turned Homestuck into the merch empire it always had the potential to be? http://homestuck.store/password

>>149816667
Im not even surprised.

i wwon't let you dowwn, i wwill not givve you up
gotta havve some faith in the sound
it's the one good thing that i'vve got
i wwon't let you dowwn, so please don't givve me up
because i wwould really, really lovve to stick around
oh, yeah
heavven knowws i wwas just a young boy
didn't knoww wwhat i wwanted to be (didn't knoww wwhat i wwanted to be)
i wwas evvery little hungry schoolgirl's pride and joy
and i guess it wwas enough for me (and i guess it wwas enough for me)
to wwin the race, a prettier face
brand-neww clothes and a big fat place
on your rock 'n' roll tvv (rock 'n' roll tvv)
but today the wway i play the game is not the same, no wway
think i'm gonna get me some happy
i think there's something you should knoww
(i think it's time i told you so)
there's something deep inside of me
(there's someone else i'vve got to be)
take back your picture in a frame
(take back your singing in the rain)
i just hope you understand
sometimes the clothes do not make the man
all wwe havve to do noww
is to take these lies and make them true somehoww
all wwe havve to see
is that i don't belong to you, and you don't belong to me, yeah-yeah
freedom (i wwon't let you dowwn)
freedom (i wwill not givve you up)
freedom (gotta havve some faith in the sound)
you'vve got to givve wwhat you take (it's the one good thing that i'vve got)
freedom (i wwon't let you dowwn)
freedom (so please don't givve me up)
freedom ('cause i wwould really)
you'vve got to givve wwhat you take (really lovve to stick around)

>>149816264
Wait im sorry but I dont really know what you mean? I think its the way you worded it.
>the idea of both nepeta and equius being trans and the only one knowing about the other might've been interesting

Like what.

But also its kind of difficult because (cringe warning) I already did a sort of troll anatomy analysis based on what we were given in the text. And for trolls who reproduce mostly via cum tributes to the mother grub, I assume theyre, to a degree, hermaphrodite? Perhaps the difference between genders being that one has more of one sex than the other- like females have very small tentabulges but prominent vaginal openings. While males have prominent tentabulges but infertile/much less prominent vaginal openings. Plus there is a slight canon gender difference, for whatever reason, troll women have "rumblespheres" and men dont, and they seem to have similar social presentation and roles as humans do in their society.

I headcanon equius as FtM. At the time the events of Homestuck are taking place, he is troll-13 and understandably reclusive, the binder and and how he interacts with others online are like the main things he has going for him at all. It also makes sense why the other trolls dont question him being a man because theyre not close enough to him to give a fuck. Nepeta is, but she's all queer positive and whatever and supports equius- which is new to him as well.
Idc what Nepeta is, but shes definitely afab and fem-presenting.

>>149816667
Ah, yes, classic John emotion.

>>149816546
Jax is there so it's a doomed session no matter what

>>149816595
They're all gods saving the universe to birth a new world so all of them.

>>149816592
I know but nobody ships them like they do DaveKat or Rosemary or John/Vriska or John/Terezi or anything. Its always "just friends" in this shithole fandom.

So what was the deal with the angels lore anyway and especially Eridan's whole thing with them, just in general I feel like Eridan's storyline just got dropped and never explained

How long until these shitpost reaches to a point where we will get Homestuck thread videos again?
I've made one but never posted it on youtube

Going on from the discussions from last thread >>149808049 what do you guys would an HTP session look like?

>>149816741
Thread videos?

>>149816740
It's foreshadowing to Jake, the actual Hope player who creates "the angel of doubledeath"

>>149816728
MOIRALLEGIANCE IS A NONCONCUPISCENT QUADRANT, YOU ANIMAL

>>149816741
like a Homestuck Thread Simulator? Honestly that'd be funny someone should do that

>>149816743
Big D wins the session as the Lord of Hope and everything proceeds smoothly

>>149816740
SO MUCH GOT FUCKING DROPPED WITH EVERYONE ELSE, YEAH

>>149816740
Eridan's story is one of failure, his plot was setup to show how hard he was going to fall, the true worth of Hope. A pretty lie.

>>149816774
>D only even played to make contact with a troll woman (Condy I bet) and fuck her.

>>149816772
I WANT THE TWO OF THEM TO REVOLUTIONIZE A NEW FUSION OF CLOPPING/YIFFING, GODDAMMIT

John is supposed to be a combination of the “all american boy” protagonist with the archetype of the Storm God found in the Chaoskampf narrative, which makes it odd to me that rather than facing off a feminine/mother goddess coded Sea Monster he instead faces off against a Destroyer Deity archetype. Then again i suppose Rose is the closest thing to a goddess representing the Leviathan-Tiamat-Jormungand archetype and The Condesce also has associations being a cepholopodic matriarch tyrantess but it itches my autism that the Hammer-Wielding Storm God never fights a Primordial Sea Serpent

>>149816786
Condy is obviously the Countess they´re after.

>>149816767
I feel like Jake's whole angel prince of hope thing wasnt explained either, it just sorta happens. Wasnt it that it would contribute significantly to defeating lord english? And Dave's sword too was needed for that. There was a bunch of setups for things or powers that were needed to defeat English but by the end they were like actually none of that matters its this other thing which we also wont explain or show, like the only explanation on what that shit was is like, a childhood toy of him??

>>149816705
John in the comic did have a jokey personality early on. Which shifted to meet the demands of a more serious comic. It would be in line for him to be altered again to fit the more front-action orientation.

>>149816740
Every Hope player we see is tied to a prophecy about beating Lord English. Chronologically, the first was Cronus who was convinced to give up hope by Kurloz, then Eridan who ignored his destiny by killing the angels, and then Jake who fulfilled it halfway by being Caliborn’s chosen gay shounen rival

>>149816546
Jax would be the Vriska of the session making shit worse for the sake of attention whoring or to spice things up

>>149816705
Lad has a jape in mind

>>149816667
a part of me wants to buy some
the other understands that ordering from america will probablby be costly as fuck

>>149816834
>Vriska but I don't wanna fuck her
So Vriska but 100% unredeemable?

>>149815798
It exists because tumblr girls thought Dave was cool and wanted to be like him, not because of Toby's shitpost.

>>149816449
That was better than expected. Thanks for sharing.

>>149816855
Pretty much.

>>149816825
I still dont understand how English was actually defeated. Like that whole juhu voodo whatever it was called, how did it become the retcon power? How did Vriska even find it? Wasnt it on some random bubble? Why was it even there?

>>149811812
That's the mayor.

>>149816878
>Why was it even there?
Hussie really wanted to end the story.

>>149816857
It's funnier to imagine transdave is because of a toby fox shitpost so I believe it

>>149816824
finally john and dave will be the cool battle shonen kids they were destined to be

>>149816878
Caliborn hid it there and Vriska and the ghost pirates found it using the maps. That was a whole side plot

>>149816774
NO WAIT I GOT AN IDEA
>session goes wrong somehow, despite D's chadliness
>they have to do the scratch
>tts/40k is post-scratch HTP
>TTS SBURB SESSION LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>>149816793
John is Thor and Dave is King Arthur. And Rose probably some witch godess archetype. What does Jade have?

>>149816788
THEY CAN STILL DO THAT REGARDLESS OF WHAT QUADRANT THEY ARE IN.

>>149812206
>>149816667
How can Dave get any cooler

>>149816615
Where did you get a picture of troll literally me?

>>149812206
Post-retcon Dave would've looked up

>>149816955
I made it myself via paint.net, I also did this. I might make more if anyone has requests

>>149816705
This kid is planning something devious

Enemies to lovvers sloww burn 10,000,000 pages

>>149816705
>>149816966
he's thinking of sex with troll women

>>149816923
Oh yeah Caliborn, honestly I forgot so much of the whole dead vriska treasure hunt plot. I feel like that whole thing was not something he had planned and was added very last minute. Like yeah I get it he likes to subversive stuff so all the prophecies and setup being for real would not be his style, but equally a literal mcguffin doing English in also seems like the kind of thing he would think is dumb. I mean from what I can remember the story makes Vriska out to be stupid too for focusing so much on actually wanting to defeat English. I half expected them to like, befriend English somehow or calm him down by the way Hussie writes and how most of Act 6 was going.

>>149816773
Half of it would be
>[Troll] is so hot I would let her do unspeakable things to me

>>149816976
fuck yeah, I was looking for this art actually thanks anon

>>149816927
>tts
We don't approve of talk about that web series on 4chan.

>>149816936
Jade fits a mother goddess archetype a-la Amaterasu, Astarte, etc, Dave is your standard war god of violence and rock and roll (or glitch-hop in his case), and Rose is something like a Hecate-esque inscrutable duality goddess.

>>149816996
tbf, isn't that also the pts and /sug/ videos?

>>149816996
Only half?

Btw since the thread is dead, does anyone have these two images in a quality that I can actually zoom in and read? Im genuinely curious.
>>149810598
>>149810849

When I read Homestuck as a teen I actually fell for the Dave coolkid propaganda and adapted his personality into mine and was mad that the story didnt let him be a cool hero and made him gay in like a bad way. Fuck you Hussie why did you do that to me.

>>149816982
As you should

>>149817025
anon, that's readable enough.

>>149817039
Everyone that reads homestuck wants to be John (cheerful guy who lifts others up) but ends up being Dave (depressed irony poisoned closeted fag)

>>149817025
you can zoom in just fine if you aren't on a mobile phone

>>149817101
Uhhhhhhhh

>>149817127
yeah it's perfectly readable on my end
https://i.4cdn.org/co/1754892868472631.png

>>149817127
Problem?

>>149817127
What browser are you even using

>>149816743
Factoring in needing a time and space at least:
>Big D
Lord of Hope or Heir of Hope if Lord is banned.
>Kitten
Rogue of Light. He's all about finding truth and using the knowledge to support his allies
>Door
Knight of Time. Doom aspect if going without necessity of Time/Space due to the death flags
>Boy
Page of Space. Alternatively rage or blood. Fits association with Door being Knight and him being the noobie with tons of potential.
>Markus
Mage of Mind maybe?

>>149817150
Duckduckgo if the screenshot name is anything to go by, but the image size makes me think its a Phone screen?

>>149816976
I like this Condy sprite

"MALICE READINGS OFF THE CHARTS!"
>>149810884 (OP)<< << << << <<
I for one speak for my entire art team when I say we should all celebrate posting in this universal crystal child thread with every pony in the room.
Applause and a tin statue to everyone in engineering for the good weather for the next eleven something years! Aranea would be proud.
You want Aranea to be proud dOn'T YoU!?
>>Lol dave but as impressive as that is i have to give the gold chalice of ribbitar to the knight of doom he just wears your girlfriends engagement ring better<<

>>149816348
An unpooped butt is like an unpainted canvas. It's not my fault you want an incomplete product.

>>149812081
Dersecest isn't too incest, it's low incest but the mere implication of incest makes it be too incest for the general populace.

>>149816855
>So Vriska but 100% unredeemable?
So, Vriska?

>>149816982
Egbert is a little race traitor and for troll women only

wwhat did google mean by this

>>149817253
I mean. Can you blame him?

>>149817253
THATS YOUR SISTER MAN

>>149817262
no wait its his... aunt?

>>149817259
Homestuck is essentially a modern mythology so this works, in the future when Homestuck takes it's rightful place as a world religion there will be Temples to The Gods, including Eridan. I will not go to one for I am a vriskafag but they will exist.

>>149817262
Its okay hes adopted

Now I'm wondering if the Time and Space players we got were simply forced into those aspects by the games' need for them and what their actual aspects would be. Or if the game use Fate to make sure Time and Space players would play.

>>149816927
Imagine a galaxy of suffering because some retard squished the frog

>>149817289
Equiuschads, what is our denomination in this religious future?

>>149817289
Eridan is sipiritually a mormon due to all their wizard shit

Transitioning would've saved her

>>149816705
This is the American edition of Homestuck.

>>149817323
Horsecock and Milk

>>149817318
Dave would be hope because he is destined to lose and Jade would be life because she is a mostly useless nerd but cute

>>149817349
aint hussie on E anyways?

>>149817318
Not in canon. The kids were made for their classpects. This happens all the time in sburb rp

>>149817262
Cousin.

>>149817323
Zahakian Orthodoxy probably

>>149817349
the 21th century has created levels of midlife and divorce crisis previously unheard of

In this post i will attempt to liken each HS player kid (excluding dancestors fuck em) to a god equivalent to their archetype.

John - Thor (Strongman Champion archetype)
Dave - Mars (Honorable Soldier God)
Jade - Astarte (Holy Mother Goddess Archetype)
Rose - Hecate (Seeker Archetype)
Karkat - Jesus/Horus (Rightful Son/Restorer Archetype)
Aradia - Thanatos (Psychopomp Archetype)
Tavros - Hephaestus/Osiris (Broken God)
Sollux - Attis (Dying and Rebirth/Sacrificial Lamb)
Nepeta - Cupid (Modern) (Matchmaker)
Kanaya - Mother Mary/Hera (Queen of the Gods/Holy Mother Archetype)
Terezi - Odin/Cassandra (Doomed Prophet)
Vriska - Loki (Trickster God(dess))
Equius - Baldur (Sacrificial Lamb)
Gamzee - Dionysus (Mad Hermit/Anti-Societal God)
Eridan - Shiva (Destroyer Archetype)
Feferi - Persephone (Dying and Rebirth/Maiden Goddess)

>>149817377
really sad how this never got explored. john, feferi and jade would make quite a team

>>149817276
uhhhh adoptive great aunt actually
condy
nanna feferi
dad
john

>>149817365
Literally just tranny parasocial headcanon.

>>149816936
>Dave is King Arthur
You mean he really is meant to fuck his sister?

>>149817289
Being part of an Aradian commune seems like it'd be fun. Not exactly sure what it's tenets would be, but I'd uphold them to the best of my ability.

>>149817441
i mean, yes. but if he does it dooms his timeline. kinda like the real arthur was doomed.

I haven't watched a millisecond of Helluva Hazbin Hotel Boss. Is Homosuck in good hands or not?

>>149817454
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aradia
you'd be a neopagan/wicca anon, that is, you would be smelly af

>>149817455
Yeah but that's so he can go wait in avalon for the final battle.

>>149817039
I did the same thing and would go on Dave-style rants to try to be funny

>>149817454
I will join a Serketist Temple. Because yeah she is my favorite troll but also I just know it'd be full of mentally questionable egirls and I could make one of them my wife or smthn by the grace of the Thief of Light

>>149816840
buy some what, what are they selling?

>>149817456
Terrible hands but Viv can run a really tight ship and and no one else wants to work with Hussie so this kinda all we got left. I expect acts 1 through 4 will be very rushed just so we can get to act 5 faster

>>149816405
she has the occasional thicc character

>>149817526
Fair enough, I will watch for she.

>>149817479
Aw, dang. Not looking forward to being surrounded by annoying hippies, but at least I'll get to partake in drug and sex rituals.

>>149817517
i adopted his typing quirk of all lowercase and no punctuation cause i thought it made him look cool af, i still do it sometimes

>>149816546

>Pomni
Heir of Breath
>Jax
Bard of Rage seems to fit him to a T. Same color scheme too
>Kinger
Seer of Hope
>Ragatha
Maid of Life
>Gangle
Witch of Heart
>Zooble
Rogue of Void
>Caine
Mage/Lord of Time
>Bubble
Prince/Muse of Space

>>149817541
This was repurposed for beelzebub in helluva boss and she was made skinnier lol

>>149817253
This but its Sassacre talking to John and telling to "show that spider8itch"

>>149817591
mimzy is a canonically fat character

>>149817541
they need to give terezi this bodytype or im killing hussie myself

>>149817456
Well, the script is sort of already there, and the style direction is definitely already there, so I think it will be fine.

>>149817558
Honestly it took me till like, this year to figure out Aradia was a reference to like a real (well fictional but you get it) witch. And for the longest time I thought of her as vaguely middle eastern or asian when shes actually like, italian.

>>149817456
Animation quality will be good at least. We’ll see about the writing

>>149816667
Plotting vengeance.

>>149817394
Oh fuck right the alphas
Dirk - Demiurge archetype in HS2, fits the Destroyer God archetype beforehand
Jane - Mother Goddess/Maiden Goddess, more of a Hestia than an Artemis. More of a Hera than either though in HS2.
Roxy - Maiden Goddess, but a more functional type than previously seen. Less of a goddess of women, more of a goddess for women. Think childbirth goddesses like Hathor, protectors of children like Tarawet, or even fertility goddesses like Pompona. More of a divine handmaiden.
Jake - A failed Divine Champion. A Heracles-Thor-Marduk that never was. Fits kind of into an Adonis male-sexuality god type otherwise? Bit of a stretch.

>>149817614
If I recall corrently originally Mimzy was a more important character that was more of a real love interest for Alastor? At least one sided, and was very clearly Viv's self insert, but then she hated the character and she ended up as more of a joke character.

>>149817401
anything staring the egberts/harleys is destined to go nowhere unless it involves suffering, anon
you should know this by now

>>149816001
But vriska isn't tall and flat she's the fattest character in Homestuck

>>149817517
I still go on Dave style rants but its because im autistic and I did that before reading homestuck.

>>149810930
it could go either way because of viv. if it was being produced by any other team i don't think anyone would give a shit, but vivziefags will at least watch the pilot for her involvement, whether it flops after that really depends on how many hazbinfags it draws in, but i have a feeling most of them probably won't care about it, they don't have the same appeal at all.

>>149817621
From the look of the trailer they will definitely change some stuff to make the story tighter and more accessible to mainstream tastes. Such as Dave actually being active in John taking care of the meteor, they won't indulge too much on Dave's irony thing because zoomers wouldnt really get it and it would make his stuff too long anyway.

>>149817382
Interesting...

>>149817717
I get streamlining but if they kill dave’s irony they kill half his character arc and make the fangirls not cream at him

>>149817646
Could Jane fit the Morrigan, she has three phases from naive lovelorn maiden(beginning of session, dutiful wife(servile woman) serving Condy, and overwatching matron (meat timeline mayor) plus she's fairly warlike.

>>149817758
They will make up for it by giving him cool shonen fights so powerscalers will pick him up, fangirls can be picked by giving him yaoislop with John

If we were to actually make a religion with Homestuck as its holy scripture.. how would we go about doing that? The events in canon take place in the near future, at least in the alpha kids timeline I think? We might as well get started.

>>149817742
Orthodoxy just means “generally accepted” or “one way”, which is why you have jewish orthodox or general lowercase o orthodox christian (general christianity) or orthodox scientific thought
But anyways imagine serbian equius it fits like a charm.

>>149816741
What's this troll from?

>>149817686
nah I feel like vriska has some things going for her, really small tits, a nice ass, but not capital F flat.

Nepeta is basically built like a loli tho. She's 100% the flattest in homestuck.

thoughts?

>>149817794
Ah, lmao. But damn, Equius followers would be either Jewish or Christian then? Uhh. Hm.
Idk how to take that.

>>149817523
>what are they selling?
merch, clearly

>>149817791
Let's fucking not and say we didn't.

>>149817382
i persoanlly headcanon him to be ukranian
>t.russiananon

>>149817518
Might wanna get on that soon before they inevitably pillage other holy sites to capture Tavrosians as sex slaves

>>149817791
You could do some Theosophy with it. The sburb players are all the masters.

>>149817394
Additional notes: Terezi’s biggest mythological parallel is Tiresias, her namesake who isnt a god so i didnt list him (even though I listed Cassandra like a fool)
Tavros could also be seen as a take on the Love Goddess’ consort type (see: Ganymede, Adonis, Dumuzid, Ares), in that he’s victimized by the affections of a female goddess.

Caliborn and Calliope are both takes on the mythological character of Chaos. Caliborn is the Destroying Chaos, liks Apophis/Apep, the Anti-God, the Heaven-Destroying Serpent, the Forever-Enemy.
Calliope, meanwhile, has essences of the Mother Chaos, aka Greek Chaos. The passive mother of Earth and Sky, the Apathetic Creator God, and even elements of primordial Mother Goddesses (Your Tiamats and Leviathans) in their most positive interpretations. I’d say their biggest parallels are the twin serpents of Orphic Myth, Fate and Necessity.

>>149817827
>eridan isn't Elliot Rodger
come the fuck on anon

>>149817759
She definitely fits the Three Faces of Eve which is a branch of the same archetype.

>>149817827
why is feferi the racist one

>>149817840
>let's fucking not
>and say we didn't

?? Didn't what? Huh?

>>149817780
I just don’t see that as anything but a failure to portray him. I suspect since the pilot is so short they werent able to fit any unhinged irony. So that’s something we would really get in an episode properly introducing him.
It’s not like zoomers don’t have their own brands of deep irony.

>>149817846
I really wanna start a homestuck religion role play group thing now this is lowkey interesting to explore.

>>149815396
hussie called him a stalker

>>149817717
>Such as Dave actually being active in John taking care of the meteor
but the joke early on was dave not taking john's dilemma seriously

>>149817791
I think homestuck would basically just be a REALLY LONG creation myth if it were a holy text, with the new universe being made at the end being our universe. This was a common idea for how the comic would end back when it was still ongoing and could still work if you don't consider any post-comic stuff like the epilogues or HS^2 canon. I guess our "goal" would be to wait for our universe's sburb session to begin maybe?

>>149817939
I forgot one of Dave's best conversations is so early on

>>149815436
Source on this? I know him and Sarah Z both said HS2 was shit but criticizing writing isn't the same as crusading against the writers.

>>149817846
Zahhakian compounds accept Tavrosian refugees, doing our best to heal them medically after they've had their legs literally fucked off or whatever.
Zahhakians are opposed to Serketists, but we try to lean towards pacifism.

>>149817939
yeah but zoomers wouldnt get it or get mad at him for not taking things /srs

>>149817846
I would join the Tavrosians JUST to become a Serketite egirl's sex slave

>>149817952
Agreed.

No other religions seem to really work for me. Unironically worth trying this one out. Also lines up with my beliefs on what's worth reading or not in Homestuck. Hate the post-comic shit.

>>149815396
He is a guy who has thoroughly documented Hussie's fuck ups by looking at reliably available information on the Internet.

>>149817967
>zoomers being oblivious to a joke about obliviousness
is...this...irony?

>>149817939
It always chafes my nuts when people say Acts 1 or 2 are boring or "just set up" for the later parts, when they have some of the best dialog.

>>149817890
We already got holidays based off the birthdays of some of the characters, like 413, and rituals in the form of cosplay etiquette.

This can work and I don't know how to feel about that.

>>149817952
>I guess our "goal" would be to wait for our universe's sburb session to begin maybe?
I always had this theory in mind that this would be how it ends, Homestuck becomes a self fulfilling myth because humanity's goal becomes making Sburb real.

>>149817833
yeah but how do you know you want to buy if you don't even know what they're selling

>>149818025
I feel like a "real" sburb would effectively just be a really weird and esoteric Sword Art Online mod

>>149817394
>>149817646
>>149817856
Alright, now do it with the Midnight Crew and the exiles.

>>149818030
I'm betting on them selling the makeship plushies but now you don't have to rush to buy them before they go out of stock forever. I really hope they do that I want to buy a John plush so I can smush him up against my Vriska and make kissing noises

>>149818015
>chafes my nuts
KEK

>>149818056
I forgot but in universe how did Sburb get created? Like all the lore of Skyanet I forgot how it went. Wasn't it Rose's mom that reverse engineered it through some disc that was dropped from the future? Or how did they come up with the technology for all that stuff

>>149818025
I was hoping the Genesis Project would get developed more and more. Sad that we were so close to willing it all into reality.
Unironically I would be okay with this. I would join the Homestuck religion.

>>149818085
based. I would buy a plushie too

Don't create a Homestuck religion you fucking retards.

I hope we get to see scenes of that random dude that made it into the nexus what was his name again?

>>149812922
Old but fresh homestuck thread to migrate to when ready

>>149818124
why join when we could just start doing it, it will only exist if we make it exist. idk Do some of the classpect quizzes if you haven't already and try to emboy your class and aspect in your daily life. Also It'd be really funny when the show comes out and the nustucks see us oldheads have been at this shit so long we've developed a 100% totally-a-larp-and-not-real-at-all-trust-me-bro religion around it.
.t PrinceofLight

>>149817963
we are going to miss out on so much conversation kino period because long ones like that all throughout the comic will be shortened

>>149818123
The hierohlyphs in the frog temple are the game's code

>>149818123
Heres who found Sburb in each:
>Pre Scratch Trolls: Meenah finds the frog temple with the hieroglyphs that translate into a game.
>Post Scratch Trolls: Sollux translates it from the frog temple found by Aradia.
>Beta Kids: Jades Grandpa finds frog temple, his company translates and distributes it.
>Alpha Kids: Condesce and her Company found it/translated it.

>>149818162
I want a homosuck religion

>>149818200
>>149818197
Was it explained how code could be imbued with magic? Or was it like, well it's just magic.

>>149818162
I want the Vriska temple to be real it'd be gr8t

>>149818232
I recall Sollux having a whole thing about this, where he's like "how the fuck does this work" and then his ass gets blown up by magic code, send by Doc Scratch I think.

>>149818173
I do already.
Sagipia, Page of Light.
Idk how to embody it more or do that. But I love the idea of forming a totally not real definitely ironic religion around homestuck

>>149818263
Yeah i don´t recall much more of a explanation either, the code when run is probably just some sort of reality writing language that pulls you and your surrounding into the session.

>>149818276
Pretty accurate to real life with the bad people get rewarded and good people get shafted thing. Genuinely I personally believe in all of this but I dont wanna sound like a schizo.
Ive already been converted to whatever Homstuck religion will become.

>>149818317
the Aspectist church grows

>>149818327
Can we make this real. I'll make an aimoo website forum thing if aimoo doesnt shut down. Somewhere we can congregate that isnt 4ch?

>>149816963
what would be his caste and classpect?

>>149818342
just a discord that's more reliable

>>149817686
Anon, I was talking about how she was depicted in fanart back then.

>>149818276
The whole of act 6 especially the more it went on was about how having that mindset is bad and should just like chill and enjoy life, Vriska was herself becoming like English for caring too much about "making things happen", hence why we got chill esbian Vriska. But then he brought back Vriska and had her rant at chill lesbian Vriska for being like that? But then the narrative is still portraying her as bad for that and being a tryhard in general, and HS2 clearly is doing the same to Dirk, him being evil for caring about their lives having meaning, ect. But I dunno cause at this point Hussie himself cannot cope and just touch grass either and has himself become a Vriska/Dirk that needs to make things happen.

>>149818343
Bard of Time

Make this the next thread OP

>>149818381
>But I dunno cause at this point Hussie himself cannot cope and just touch grass either and has himself become a Vriska/Dirk that needs to make things happen
Pretty much. You take a look at Hussie's life decissions or even just the recent HIC(U) situation, and the conclusion you arrive at is that we are supposed to take Vriska and Dirk at face value.

>>149814488
Take that back right now
There's no way that Hussie would be that desperate

...right?

time to rebrand my night faps to the idea of having sex with vriska as sacrifices to my goddess ig. /hsg/ has founded a mock religion ig. I hope it's mock at least you can never know these days.

okay folks thread's dead, next thread is >>149812922 that way

>>149818006
people still think gen Z is filled with teens who never spoken to an actual person before, so it probably isn’t

>>149818364
So whose making it?

>>149819348
you know what. Fuck it. I'm making it.
https://discord.gg/JVx6ECAJ5g