Thread 149811568

Comics and cartoons by or about religions/religious figures. Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, whatever. It can either be stuff you saw as a kid or found rips of online. Satanic panic shit and material made by cults count as well. I'm just very interested in this topic. partially because I never really grew up with it. The most I got was a viewing of Aladdin at my mosque as a kid, I guess because it took place in an Middle-Eastern-inspired setting.

>>149811568 (OP)
>I'm just very interested in this topic
Lmao I doubt that very much. Religious/pro-christcuck threads have been active 24/7 here for months now as part of a /pol/ psyop.

>>149811619
That seems unrelated, unless I guess you could count it as being anti-religious.

>>149811628
/co/ has always had threads about weird religious media, long before /pol/ was a thing.

>>149811619
>>149811637
This counts, if only because it puts a dumb grin on my face

>>149811628
>>149811668
Bы, aмepикaнцы, тaкиe глyпыe, вeдeтecь нa чтo yгoднo

LOL

>>149811687
>Foreskin Man and Vulva Girl team up to battle circumcision in Africa
Not the heroes we deserve, but the heroes we need.

>>149811701
Also, I'm neither American nor religious.

>>149811568 (OP)
Chick tracts go hard and have huge plot twists. NGL.

>>149811744
>>149811754
Reminder that /pol/tards aren't being ironic when they post this stuff here. They unironically believe it and are just pretending it's a joke so they can trick people into reading it. It also helps them get their foot in the door - since the topic of conversation is already religion, it's way easier for them to convince people to join their cult

Funny memes are how MAGA was able to succeed at first, and now their pedophile king is president.

>>149811754
There's a short film adaptation of this one. Pretty funny from what I remember.

>>149811568 (OP)
Animated film about Muhammad that manages to avoid showing Muhammad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDsedlR6F0

Cute loli learns the story of Muhammad and to be a good Muslim by sharing her goat with those less fortunate. It's actually not that bad.

>>149811777
Funny how you're as paranoid as /pol/ but ABOUT /pol/. >>149811668 is right, /co/ has been lolling at Chick tracts and talking about Veggietales long before all the tradlarping began.

У нac ecть зaпиcи co шлюхaми, пиcaющими и гaдящими нa Дoнaльдa, и мы coбиpaeмcя их oпyбликoвaть, кoгдa oн вcтpeтитcя c Пyтиным нa Aляcкe

fucking stupid america. we say what we going to do out loud and you still don't hear it

>>149811831
Tyпoй aмepикaнcкий идиoт дeлaeт мoю paбoтy зa мeня

>>149811568 (OP)
I'm trying to figure out what a rockband made up of rocks has to do with God, and the only thing that makes any sense is that they made up the name first, and then just tried to form an idea around that.

>>149811861
Creative/independent types generally know to avoid cults, so the religious freaks have to make do with whoever is left. That's why everything they come up with is fucking stupid

>>149811916
>Creative/independent types generally know to avoid cults, so the religious freaks have to make do with whoever is left.
No wonder modern Californian media sucks so much.

>>149811861
That founds about right
>>149811916
This post is highly disrespectful to creatives who themselves are religious freaks

>>149811916
>Creative/independent types generally know to avoid cults
Except for Scientology for some reason. Wonder if there are any Scientologist comics/cartoons apart from the South Park pisstake?

There's a Joseph Smith animated movie that seems to have decent production values, but I can't find the whole thing. Found an archive.org link but the page seems to be down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV9ROWSp0TY

>>149811984
>creates several of the most beloved cartoons of the 2000s
>as soon as he becomes religious, he starts actively ruining them
>everything he's made since his conversion is dogshit (no pun intended)
They took this man's soul

>>149811995
>Wonder if there are any Scientologist comics/cartoons apart from the South Park pisstake?
I doubt it. Scientology deliberately tries to not promote itself or it's messages to the masses. It's meant to be an exclusive club.

>>149811995
Reminder that pic related exists on American soil. Innocent people are being held there, it's not hidden, totally in plain view, and nobody is doing anything about it. Visitors and the authorities are not allowed inside. If Miscavige's wife Shelly is still alive, this is where she's being held.

>>149811777
nigga I don't think literally anyone has ever taken chick tracts seriously

>>149812014
Wut? It's a pyramid scheme, they need to recruit low-level members to pay in and work as free labor so the high-level members can live the good life. They promote it all the time with Hubbard's books and free "personality tests" and e-meter readings.

Also I found a Scientology comic book:

https://www.scribd.com/document/202093582/SAGE-A-Scientology-comic-book

>>149812162
Yes, but they do it through more second hand introductions instead of the usual "Join Scientology today!" preaching.
It's far more "Hey I know a guy who can hook you up with a job. It's a real nice one too, you'll be working for all sorts of big shots."

>>149811805
Yeah, the filmmaker managed to get the film rights by convincing the Chick estate that they'll film it EXACTLY as the comic depicts the story.

>>149812454
Where's my Lisa cartoon? Maybe the people who do those molestation PSAs could make it in the interests of balance.

>>149811744
>>149811754
I actually came across a Chick tract about 3 years ago in real life. Granted, I found it on the ground with the pages missing, but it was still interesting to see

>>149811744
the art in this one is cute.

>>149811668
What would be the point of running a psyop on /co/ of all places

>>149811568 (OP)
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>>149812932
I place I used to work would have a Chick tract show up in a bathroom every few weeks. It was the same one every time though, so it was almost certainly the same person doing it each time.

>>149811568 (OP)
NO…..
NOOOOOOO!!!!!

This awful thing

>>149812925
You talking about Lisa the game?

>>149811777
Wow, never seen a person gaslight themselves before. Nice work.

>>149811831
>>149812096
>>149815872
I think there's point where shit like >>149811744 stops being funny, and I think we've reached it.

>>149815971
What point are you talking about though? Are you uncomfortable with religion or something?

>>149811568 (OP)
I'm only into Psalty for Charity

>>149811995
I know there are similar LDS productions of The Book of Mormon and the Bible on DVD (and some are on YouTube), maybe just go to a garage sale or ask some local bishop for help.

>>149816046
This >>149811744 post saying that Chick's tracts are good.
This poster >>149811777 states that this poster >>149811744 is being unironic. This poster >>149811777 gets pushback.
Now, I don't know whether >>149811744 is being unironic or not. But I so think it's not funny anymore.
Perhaps I'm being a little too doomerpilled now. But it doesn't look good. The type that do subscribe to Chick Tract thinking are the types who have the kind of president they want to erode the separation of church and state.

>>149811568 (OP)
I swear, somebody should have posted Kingdom Chums' best girl by now.

Never mind. I'll do it myself.

>>149811777
Yeah buddy, jokes and sarcasm don't exist any more. All humor is a weapon used by people you don't like to steer the discourse, shift the overton window, conduct an unprecedented charm offensive, (this space left blank for the next political term that gets popular on twitter)

How religious are you all?

>>149815344
The person must've bought them in bulk from Chick.com.

>>149811568 (OP)
This was made by a Disney artist for an independent company they created around the early 2010s, but the first episode was only half finished due to lack of funding and the website died around 2015 or so. It's so obscure you will find nothing on this
https://files.catbox.moe/b33gwt.mp4

>>149811568 (OP)
You ever read the Old Testament? God was metal as hell. Having a kid tamed him way too much.

>>149811744
>committing a wholly selfish act sends you to hell
Makes sense
Seems like atheist cope to.think otherwise

>>149811744
Is this Dark Dungeons?

>>149811701
The White Trash Devil itself.

>>149818431
>schticking
Are they Jewish converts?

>>149818431
Whoops, can't show this one on a Christian image board!

>>149818538
The Family International.

>>149811568 (OP)
I liked Last Chance Detectives, it isn't a cartoon, though.
A bunch of kid detectives solve mysteries in a desert town.

I've got (almost all, I don't have the Barney Bear ones) the Spire comics. Always found it weird nobody talks about this one, even compared to other Christian comics it's bizarre.

>>149811754
"Marcie, don't change the lightbulb with your mouth!"

>>149811831
Is that the one where Muhammad's life is in first person perspective?

>>149816182
"Goes hard" and "Is good" is not the same sentence.

>>149812003
Not as bad as the Earthworm Jim guy.>>149812014

>>149819761
*ignore this >149812014 #

>>149819074
Oh expletive deleted!

>>149818463
I wonder what Ditko would think of that

>>149811568 (OP)
DO YOU KNOW WHATS IN THE BIBLE?
IS IT TRUE?
IS IT RELIABLE?

>>149819502
Yeah, but there isn't actually much of that. It's mostly told via characters and events around him.

>>149811568 (OP)
Moral Orel

>>149811995
I watched this show not too long ago, unfortunately the... Ahem... Totally legitimate channel through which I accessed it... Lacked the specific episode Jesus goes to America, and weirdly enough it annoyed me despite knowing that all Jesus does in the actual Book of Mormon is just repeat the sermon on the mount and then goes away.

Anyway, the show does do a good job of presenting the story of the BoM in a much more interesting way. If you can get past the fact that nothing described in those stories could have happened, it does make look like kinda a decent story. There is of course the problem that it was made by people who take this crap seriously, which means it does depict the characters acting stubborn and repeating the same mistakes in really stupid ways, something that would have been fixed if it was made by someone who didn't think this was more than a fictional story.

The only thing that was too much for me was the "hang on to the rod" episode, as that has narration to explain what's going on and... God damn... Joseph Smith's retarded tendency to write shit like "And then it came to pass so that it came to pass that it then came to pass" is on full display and it's annoying as fuck.

>>149811568 (OP)
Is /co/ really that religious?

>>149818029
>>149821998
I'm not, but I'm interested in this stuff the same way people might be in ancient Greek or Norse mythology without actually believing in it. It's fascinating to learn what people believe, it's interesting to see the different approaches that are taken with regard to either encouraging people to live by a philosophy out of love or beating them over the head with fear and sometimes (like Jack Chick) it's just downright hilarious.

>>149821002
Ok, Mark Twain

>>149819502
There was an older live action film called, "The Message", it had to different casts, one international and the other one arabic. The director/producer consulted scholars about getting the theology right.

Interesting thing is that director was a good friend of John Carpenter and produced some of his films like Halloween.

>>149814885
We're one of the relatively better-adjusted boards for our size. RELATIVELY, I SAID. Compared to clusterfucks like /a/ or /v/ and its dozen unnecessary spinoff boards.

>>149818463
Do you think an atheist would see someone doing that and just let them neck themselves? Fucking delusional... Pic unrelated, just wanted to remind people of how much of a diddling scumfucker Chick was.

>>149811619
Um, based?

>>149824467
Um, based on what?

>>149812003
Was Butch ever actually that good? Seems to me like he was kind of an ideas guy that just had a lot of great artists to bounce off of.

>>149819761
Doug was ALWAYS a fundie and is STILL a good artist
He's just crazier now

>>149811568 (OP)
Honestly, it's better than VeggieTales.

>>149824955
Especially now that he’s pals with creepy Christian Nationalist pastor Doug Wilson.

>>149818029
Moderately
I pray once a week

>>149818029
I pray nightly and attend/volunteer at church regularly. You would think that would mean I could say I'm very religious but I'm probably more sinful then I would like to admit. I'm from a fairly liberal denomination of Christianity, but even they would probably condemn what I've downloaded from places like /d/ over the years.

Here's the good stuff I've found
>The Harrowing of Hell by Evan Dahm
Depicts the events following the Crucifixion, with the interpretation of a gentle pacifist Christ. I suspect Dahm might be a communist weenie, but it's still a damn good book.
>Judas by Jeff Loveness
I bought this one blind, on a whim, having spotted the cover in a /shelf/ thread.
It also depicts the Harrowing of Hell, but from the perspective of Judas, who having killed himself after the Betrayal, arrived in Hell a little earlier than Jesus.
>The Goddamned by Jason Aaron
It's as edgy as you expect from him, but fantastic nonetheless. Follows Cain, the first Murderer, in the immediate Antediluvian days. He seeks a way to finally die, and has heard talk of Nephilim, sons of Angels and human women. Meanwhile some madman by the name of Noah is going around collecting all the animals and wood he can, prophesying a great flood.
Absolutely fantastic art.
Has a sequel, The Virgin Brides, that I haven't read yet, mainly because Image never released an Oversized HC to match the first one.
>Sedermasochism by Nina Paley
Actual animation this time, it's the story of Exodus, portrayed mostly through music videos, interspersed with Nina talking to her significantly more Jewish father about the traditions of Passover.
Nina Paley also completely disregards any notion of "Copyright", and did not pay a single red cent for the licensed music used through the whole thing, so you can't find it on Youtube.

Also worth noting-
>Genesis by Robert Crumb
It's just straight up the first book of the Old Testament drawn by that guy who draws naughty pictures of women and likes them a little thicker than most. Surreal when you've seen his other works.

>>149824059
I've that particular tract was deleted from chick.com. i suppose it's considered lost media.

>>149826157
>lost media
Only if you don't know how to use google, it's archived on multiple websites.

>>149825108
Oh ho ho, YES.

>>149819729
Why? Why argue back like that?
It's not productive.
Was it that you just couldn't get what I meant? Really? Like that "Goes hard" wasn't said like it was a good thing? That being the subtext that I was getting at with 'is good'.
Do I really need to be laborious with my speech?

>>149821002
The image screams "I don't understand Christianity at all"

>>149811568 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXLtCsa6yy4

so no one's mentioning God's Gang, and the insult against every jewish character ever created that is NINJEW? and yeah... not only he doesnt do any kind of ninja stuff, they should have named him 'JEW Jitsu'

>>149826510
Cope.

>>149826397
not every christ-like of you, anon...

>>149826632
Hey if our Lord and Saviour Jack Chick says you can be forgiven for raping your barely out of diapers daughter, pimping her out to your friends and giving her herpes then I think Anon here can be forgiven for 2D catgirl lust.

>>149826691
he
he what

Speaking of Chick…

>>149825108
It's probably the highest quality we'll ever get.

>>149815387
>Courage that comes from God is always good
Pretty funny tagline given that Joshua kills an entire city, women and children included.
I guess the Jews just always had a hardon about killing kids.

>>149827964
Nutty conspiracy tracts like Dark Dungeons aside, my favourite is to compare the one where the incestuous pedo rapist is forgiven and gets off scot free to the one where the kind hearted philanthropist who spends his time and fortune improving the lives of people in third world countries only to be sent to Hell for eternity for being a Catholic. Really says something about ol’ Jack’s priorities.

>>149811744
Chick Tracts are the kind of delusions I enjoy so much. Coherent enough that I can sense the sincerity yet has so many crazy thoughts that make me laugh.

>>149826479
Chick tracts "go hard" because they're meant as warnings for people, and as such they'll often use outlandish imagery and storytelling to try and scare people.
No one is praising the messaging or the quality of the writing.
Again, "goes hard" and "is good" is not synonymous.

>>149826691
just because you can be forgiven for it, doesn't mean you should be doing it.

Stewie being gay was foretold in the Bible.

>>149824059
Normally I laugh at Tracts for how outlandish they can be but holy fuck dude... I don't want to get preached to by someone who sits down and draws that

>>149826549
https://godsgang.com/

If I had to graze my eyes upon this, the rest of you fuckers will too

Religion is the Devil's tool.

>>149826549
>>149829496
>mein gott...

>>149829460
I like how he makes it seem like the Bible is the source for Stewie being gay

>>149829496
Jewbros…

>>149829496
I can't get over the fact the Jew looks like Harriet the Spy.

>>149829460
>>149830043
>and lo, chief among the fornicators and sodomites shall be the child whose head is shaped as though a ball for sport
>he shall appear as that of a painting given life
There was a time when people used to think this verse referred to Arnold.

>>149830701
Jesus lol

>>149830052
>>149830070

>Jew is shrimpy mixed American Jew

Replace him with this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ0422eMiqg&list=PLFCl1uFfrVQw78y206KLUkEMv5EkQd2uB&index=7