Thread 149811852

Should Superman be a harem protagonist?

>>149811852 (OP)
No, because writers will try to flip the script and make it cucky. See what they did with Lois in the Nu52, they cant resist.

>>149811852 (OP)
No, Superman is a boy scout, he should be in a committed monogamous relationship. Notably, he should be in an actual relationship though, as a contrast to say Batman who is insane and obsessively married to his work as Batman.

>>149811852 (OP)
All comic heroes are harem protags

>>149811852 (OP)
>haha, the nice guy who smiles and brings hope gets ALL the girls!
>kindness is the new punkrock!
>my Superfag tee will surely bring me a baddie!
Why are zoomers so retarded that they latched onto the most pathetic and boring gary stu, then proceeded to project all their cringy weebness onto him to boot?

Hal’s the only JL member who could pull off being a harem protagonist. The rest are either too kind or too autistic for it to work.

>>149812059
Do you really want to go back to Batman being the popular self insert of choice?

>>149811852 (OP)
>>149812059
Same people btw
He's been raging about this specific joke for weeks now

>>149812125
If these are my only two choices, sure, 100%. At least Batfags were honest and Batman self-insertion is no different than boomers with Bond and whatever else. Just boys/guys/men self-inserting as a competent and stylish guy. They knew what it was and they had their fun with it. Superfags have to dress it up under 50 layers of "hope" and "kindness" and pretend that jerking off while thinking of Superman is actually a super3deep5u thing and that it's saving humanity.
>SuperGunnSaaar comes out
>influx of YT/TikTok/etc vids of some pajeet or zoomer wigger going "wow, I can help this old bitch help the street" or "brooooooo you can return the shopping cart" which is "so fucking hopemaxxxed and kindpilled fr fr no cap"
So yes, some nerd self-inserting as Batman because he's cool is infinitely preferable to this disgusting LARPing by the most pathetic and retarded sheep on the planet.

>>149812189
>At least Batfags were hone-
This has never been true about any shitty group your playing contrarian defense for
Get the fuck over it

>>149811852 (OP)
No, but Superboy Kon-El should be.

>>149811852 (OP)
This should be Kon-El with Wondergirl and Red Canary.

>>149812116
>>149811852 (OP)
The correct answer is Nightwing

>>149811989
>No, Superman is a boy scout

So is fucking Gohan, Rito Yuuki and Deku. In comics, they're trying to make Tim Drake this.

>>149812429
>>149812434
>>149812482
How can so many posts be so wrong, Supes has it all masculinity, charm, intelligence, unrivaled strength and will power and a simple gesture of being a gentlemen and a chad at the same time.

>Superboy
Immature troll and mediocre poser edginess

>Nightwing
A adopted nepo baby who acts like a effeminate goofster

>Batman
The most forced attempt of making anti social weirdos seem attractive because bes rich and beats superheroes being a complete nerdy tool

Superman is the answer

>>149812694
Bitter special snowflake nerds who want their unpopular alternative character to have the spotlight. Basically guys who want attention or women but can't put effort into cleaning themselves or accomplishing anything

>>149812116
Hals a freak and loser though. Batman fucking mogs him every time they are paired up. No way Hal can outrizz Superman if he cant get Batmans lady count.

Adde

>>149811852 (OP)
Superman is a Methodist, and I'm pretty sure they don't allow polygamy.

>>149812482
Crazy that it's 2025 and DC still hasn't put out a robin/nightwing shonen with harem comic vibes.

>>149811852 (OP)
he could but due to him being who he is and who raised him then we can all say clark would never do such a thing, his values and morals are too firm for him to ever indulge in such a thing.

>>149811852 (OP)
Yea

>>149813018
Get your jewery out my thread

>>149812694
Nightwing is super-chad. He's the prom king and the captain of the basketball team and the ringer in the mathletes. After his relationship with the queen of the stacys fizzled he went out, found himself, and got together with the girl next door, even though she'd been crippled and stuck in a wheelchair.

>>149811989
Agree

>>149811852 (OP)
I could see Supes in a non-canon harem series. Maybe Lois is the tsundere main girl?

>>149811852 (OP)
Sure, but Supes should just dodge / trick them into leaving like he does with Lois in the silver age. That doesn't stop heroines (and a sizeable quantity of villainesses) from throwing themselves at his dick, though.

>>149815984
>>149816066
makes me wonder if theres potential for romcom in supes series, like a twin comic where the action is on display and the other is the more domestic slice of life/romcom life of clark kent.

>>149812694
>Superman is the answer
He never is, dork. Batman's tall, dark, handsome and MYSTERIOUS. He activates that "i can fix him" thing that women get for guys like him. Of course he'd be more popular with women than Superman, just like Anakin/Vader’s more popular than Luke. Darkness is sexy.

The only Superman who was a "harem protagonist" was Silver Age

>>149812059
What do you think about the ones who self-insert as Cavill's Superman? Are they worse or better?

>>149816267
IE the guy that wasn't about being kind and full of hope.

>>149816208
It could definitely work. Set in Smallville, Lana is the CHF next door, Lex is the low stakes antagonist making Doraemon-ish inventions to cause trouble or get out of control, various cute alien girls land and stay.

DC should try to hire Rumiko Takahashi.to do it.

>>149816342
yeah, shit would be comfy as fuck too and we would get martha and jonathan be actual parents, teaching him actually sound advice too and maybe have supergirl to be a big sister to supes too.

>>149816342
>Set in Smallville, Lana is the CHF next door, Lex is the low stakes antagonist making Doraemon-ish inventions to cause trouble or get out of control, various cute alien girls land and stay.
>DC should try to hire Rumiko Takahashi.to do it.
This is the best idea /co/ has ever made.

>>149816444
trips confirmed.
this is a fucking goldmine and I want me some comfy superman comic/cartoon.

Leslie should be part of it.

>thread starts as harem coombait
>it changed to exploring a comfy slice of life superman show
>mfw

>>149815984
Who would be the women?

>>149812189
I have no choice but to respect this level of obsession and autism.

>>149816342
>>149816444

>>149817598
Volcana
Silver Banshee
Cat Grant
Livewire
Lori Lemaris
Mrs Olsen

>>149812694
Because Superman was never torn between his feelings for different girls the way Nightwing was. He is either monogamous with whoever is the main girl ATM (Lana, Lori, Lois, or Linda, yes, THAT Linda), or the girls are fighting for his attention while he doesn't want to be tied up (Silver Age clickbait era).

You can't have Lois, Lana and Lori Lemaris team up to build a life together with Superman, because they represent different PATHS FOR Superman to end up in life.

In comparison, Nightwing is only subject to division by "Bat Office" and "Titans Office", while nothing actually stops the younger, open-minded characters of Dick, Babs, and Kory from being in a polyamory (heck, Kory was pretty much canonically OK with it, and even encouraged Raven to fuck her boyfriend if she's got a crush on him).

>>149816313
>>149816267
Silver Age Superman was a "comedic harem protagonist", rather than a straight one: he actively sabotaged the girls' attempt to get hom hitched in the name of superdickery.
In wapanese terms, he's close to the guy from Haruhi than to your generic isekai slop protag.

>>149817733
I would add
Starfire
Phantom Girl
Barbara Minerva (they hooked up when they were teenagers)

>>149817598
Lana and Lois, of course, Superwoman (would be a fun mixup arc with Lois), Livewire, Knockout, Silver Banshee, Livewire, Faora, Maxima, Lori Loomis. I COULD GO ALL DAY!

>>149817767
can't help but agree, but at certain points there should be experiments from time to time.
livewire dating clark for example, nice dynamic of bad girl x good boy and I bet supes would redeem her in some form, from supervillain to low stakes villain.

>>149816342
im sold of galatea can join in the fun

Why are Superman ships more cringe than ships for most other characters?

>>149818267
superman is your cliche good guy and by default you get corny shit and cheesy lines

>>149816313
>>149818267
Read a comic and stop making these threads to get mad. I know you're upset the movie did well but change your trolling tactics like that autist who keeps going on about Sydney Sweeney

>>149818333
...people still go to see movies?

>>149817843
There also Circe

>>149818333
Dunno who you think you're replying to, but I've read some of his comics and watched the movie. The movie was good. The shipping is usually the worst things in most of his comics that have it.

I wish MAWS and the new movie wasn't so gay.

>>149811852 (OP)
Every hero should be a harem protagonist, see how they ruin Nightwing by giving him a serious relationship.

>>149818333
>I know you're upset the movie did well
It didn't. Stitch and Minecraft made a billion on a $100 mil budget. Superman made $563 mil on a $363 mil budget while totally floundering overseas. That's terrible.

>>149817843
>Phantom Girl
DO NOT bring the Legion into this. I don't think I can handle it.

>>149816401
>maybe have supergirl to be a big sister to supes too.
I'd like to get an AU where Kara and Clark land in Smallville together, with the Kents adopting them both as their kids.

>>149813335
Fuck it, Do a crossover with To Live Ru, Even if it's just Rito in a Robin Costume being outpased by the Much cooler Dick Greyson. Who lets be honest has done everything that Rito is too pussy to do.

>>149815984
Would this end in a kryptonian polygamy arrangement to repopulate the species?
Or just a contest show for the SupeMCBowl?

>>149816342
>>149816444
This feels like just Archie/Betty and Veronica with Extra Steps.
So basically To Love Ru
Put it in webtoon

>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LIKE SUPERMAN ANYMORE!
Why is this such a pervasive point of autistic screeching?

>>149819689
It only ends when it is cancelled, otherwise you just keep adding girls and revisiting them.

>>149812482
basado

>>149812482
Always has been

>>149819689
>>149819992
it was a missed opportunity for clark to have a chat with his son in that particular comic.

>>149820149
Just Fuck under a Red Sun Projector, Then you don't have to worry about shit.

>>149811852 (OP)
i think editorial really love pairing these two

>>149820175
yeah they could but years of fighting supervillains and threats like darkseid will make them paranoid...and I don't see them comfortable asking batman to keep watch while they do the deed.
its on them for letting their hubris get the better of them.

>>149820175
During Brainiac-5 and Supergirl's first time, I like to think that he nervously explains that the lights will take an hour to shift from yellow to red while they have dinner and the dozen different ways that Kara can stop the process she whenever she wishes, including verbally, a wristband, a specific series of blinks, a sequence of taps on any surface, a psychic plant that can detect people in trouble, and more.

>>149814524
>Nightwing is super-chad.
>Gets cucked every time hes with someone and is still Batmans bitch

Nope, Superman is the like school leader and champion and lifts people like Batman and Robin up. He makes girls swoon by word of mouth because hes that famous and highly admired.

>>149816247
Batmans a loser. Superman is everything Batman wishes he was. And has canon wise has said hes a better Man than he'll ever be. Supermans chadlyness and believing in goodness doesnt make him boring, it makes him more mysterious than Batman because women want to test the big blue boyscout and see what gives him a chink in his knight in shining armor.

>>149816247
Batman is the emo kid that no one talks to because he’s weird.
Superman is the chad jock that is also getting good grades and is class president.

>>149820492
>Batman is the emo kid that no one talks to because he’s weird.
>Superman is the chad jock that is also getting good grades and is class president.

>>149820536
Trolling is gay but I'll give you points for finding the gayest shittiest 2007 weeb gif you could find

>>149811852 (OP)
No
He should be a jerk that spends his time pulling pranks on women to get them to leave him alone so he can fight crime and hang out in his fortress alone

>>149811852 (OP)
which do you prefer, Snyderverse Dad
>NO MY INVINCIBLE SON, YOU MUSTN'T EVER USE YOUR POWERS JUST BE A BORING OFFICE WORKER FOREVER AND DON'T SAVE PEOPLE
or Gunnverse Mom
>MY INVINCIBLE SON, USE YOUR POWERS AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, GET A LOT OF WOMEN AND GIVE ME AS MANY GRANDCHILDREN AS POSSIBLE. KRYPTON'S LEGACY REQUIRES YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH AS MANY EARTH WOMEN AS POSSIBLE, DON'T WORRY THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE HAS A FULLY STAFFED NURSERY AND ROBOTIC BABYSITTERS!
honestly the latter is way better imo, IDK why there was even so much outrage it's not like they were telling him to kill people, they were totally correct about humans being weak and it's not like Superman having a harem is that different than Solomon's 1000 wives or Ghenghis Khan or whatever. The man saved the world from a black hole and dimensional tear he can bang two chicks at the same time if he feels like it

>>149812059
>>haha, the nice guy who smiles and brings hope gets ALL the girls!
he unironically does if he's also 6'4, rich, famous, hot, and jacked. being a genuinely likeable and popular gigachad gets you even more pussy than being an edgy loner brooding gigachad. of course the premise is you still need a certain level of looks, fame, wealth, etc, but the Golden Boy who's good at everything and popular with lots of friends while also being football captain and top of his class still does better than the school bully smoking weed and giving nerds swirlies.

>>149811852 (OP)
It’s amazing that they’ve never actually tried to make a legit competitor to Lois. It’s either Wonder Woman or one of the Diet Lois’ like Lana.

>>149814524
>After his relationship with the queen of the stacys fizzled he went out

Meaning Starfire since shes more like the school slut party nymph and will bang anyone. Not proving Nightwings case here.

>>149817767
Forgetting Big Barda and Wonder Woman, friends with benefits counts to.

>>149814524
>Nightwing is super-chad
nightwing is a theater kid manslut who's okay with his girlfriend being the town bicycle (starfire) and who managed to attract the serious and raised strict cop's daughter (barbara) since despite his antics he's not a bad guy. But nobody slurping other dudes cum out of starfire is a super-chad lmao come on get fucking real.

>>149820701
More than one love interest at a time for any character is retarded. Lois Lane, Mary Jane, Steve Trevor, Catwoman etc. aren't going to be improved upon. Only faggot authors who need romance drama care. That being said it's funny as fuck how asspained people are over the Super-Harem joke when the movie isn't even the first Superman story to do that

>>149812125
I think you self inserters are all fags.

>>149816859
Based

>>149811852 (OP)
It does not fit his character, but I would like to at least see him date Ice. She deserves a shot with him.

>>149821907
her and livewire need to at least get a shot.

>>149821907
>literally melting in his arms

>>149811852 (OP)
Too much of a boyscout to not be a family man. They could've done it with Jon, but we all saw how that turned out. Our only real hope is Conner but sadly he's irrelevant half the time.

>>149822176
Conner being the horn dog harem protagonist is literally his function in the Super Family. And you can’t convince me otherwise.

>>149815984
I'd read that but only if they Gurihiru on art.

>>149822176
>>149822204
nah conner strike me as the reluctant harem protagonist, essentially all the girls fight him up to a point where they give up and just share him, then anissa his ass.

>>149816342
>>149816444
Yes

>>149822257
He doesn’t know..

>>149822257
Proof that Conner is straight and Tim is queer.

>>149822204
>>149822257
That was practically the case in his solo until all of his major relationships got killed off or put on a bus. Then Geoff Johns permanently ruined the fun once he got a hold of him.

>>149811852 (OP)
Superman is built for Black Women

>>149822819
conner = dominering
tim = submissive

>>149824055
Vixen got the black sucked out of her lmao

No, harems are an example of garbage writing.

>>149824685
if nothing sexual happens then it is a romcom gold mine.

>>149824717
and if the writer in question is talented enough then we can have some comfy slice of life too, the harem evolves into a sort of family.

>>149811852 (OP)
>Should Superman be a harem protagonist?
>superman tries it just to see what happens
>he ends making a nunnery while teaching religion
>the girls are so comfortable that they don't mind at all
>supes pulls a sengoku takeyoshi
>everyone thinks clark started some cult
>hilarity ensues

>>149824563
It's okay Lois was borrowing it but gave it back

>>149812059
Always a retard coming early to project
>>149820691
And also a bigger retard

>>149817866
>Faora
Really

>>149816859
Best crack ship.

>>149822176
>>149822204
Conner is a serial monogamist.

>>149811852 (OP)
No, all women belong to Batman/Bruce Wayne, including Lois Lane.

>>149825602
on the right conditions, whatever he likes or not he'll get a harem.

KIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGSSSLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVV

>>149811852 (OP)
No. Superman should have Lois Lane in his love life only and he should be a massive simp for her.
Conner and Jon should be the sluts instead.

>>149820287
They look like they fuck Super Sons.

I don't care what anyone says I will die before I give up on the Timkon Dream.

>>149825357
Dead serious. Evil Supergirl, maybe she shows up with teenage Zod to conquer the world, convinced by Kal that there's no point to what she's doing since it won't really help bring Krypton back and loses. Spends a lot of time wandering the Earth Silver Surfer-style, but keeps hopping by Smallville not because I like you or anything, Kal-El you baka!

Faora is one of the most obvious girls that need to be in this hypothetical Superman harem series.

>>149821907
Together with Halo, Ice and Maxima are the trifecta of gals slobbering over Superman.
Yes, Halo is 16, but she's really like a billion years old so it´s okay.

>>149827270
She gets wet every other panel she shares with Supes.

>>149827187
I could fix her.

>>149819689
>Would this end in a kryptonian polygamy arrangement to repopulate the species?
We already got that.

>>149827187
no, faora is evil and evil women deserve no hero dick unless they renounce their evil ways
but faora ranks too evily, in action and intent, to be seen as going good

>>149825303
How is he wrong? If you're 6'4, jacked, and friendly, you will be more popular than if you are 6'4, jacked, and an asshole. This is how basic social interaction works.

>>149820243
>>149827552
What a shit fucking ship, holy shit. Does any other ship have such a trash track record?

>>149827187
Faora the mankiller? You sure you don't mean Ursa?

>>149811852 (OP)
Only between Lana and Lois, have a Lana be “the one that got away”, she loves Clark, but not Superman and just isn’t in for the superhero alien life but still occasionally talks to Clark since they were childhood friends, have Lois be his wife ofc. I absolutely adored his relationship with Lana in For All Seaosns

>>149822176
>Our only real hope is Conner but sadly he's irrelevant half the time.
>>149822257
>nah conner strike me as the reluctant harem protagonist,
>>149822257
nah conner strike me as the reluctant harem protagonist
>>149822819
>Proof that Conner is straight and Tim is queer.
>>149822819
>Proof that Conner is straight and Tim is queer
>>149824055
>conner = dominering
>>149826523
on the right conditions, whatever he likes or not he'll get a harem.
>>149827095
Connor blah blah

Conner is a off shoot beta poser of the real thing, why go for the dollar store version when you could have the superior original. Clark can be a harem protagonist, you all just lack imagination.

>>149811852 (OP)
Canary wouldn't sleep with someone that isn't Ollie

>>149828527
>he doesn't know

>>149811852 (OP)
Superman is a "wait for marriage" kind of guy.

>>149828499
Clark will never be a harem protagonist. You don’t know his character.

>>149828612
>>149828772
See this >>149827474
>>149819689

Supes harem confimed

>>149811852 (OP)
>Should Superman be a harem protagonist?
Always has been, he just doesn't realize it.

>>149829167
thats an elseworlds type story you muppet

>>149829221
love how Diana looks so bored and utterly unimpressed

>>149829221
Its funny how Batman gets shit on for ruining other characters to prop him up, but Superman does it tenfold worse and it isn't a problem. Supes editorial has been a real cancer since forever.

>>149829221
>he just doesn't realize it.
I understand that's a common trait for harem protagonists anyway

>>149829502
SHE'S NOT EVEN 18 YOU SICK SUPER FUCK

>>149829502
Why are Superman writers like this?

>>149829167
Elseworlds don’t count

>>149827955
>>149828158
We're talking about a new Harem-verse version of Faora that can be as evil or not as needed. I just assume that Faora is more well-known than Ursa since she is the inspiration for Ursa and Faora was in Man of Steel.

>>149829224
>>149829617
Don't care, everything is canon of you apply superman as a omniversal idea.

>>149829981
Nope

>>149812059
SEETHE fag. Superman is BASED

>>149827955
>>149828158
>>149829893
you can make faora turn into a good girl through a good dicking and needing it like a fool hooked on some drugs.
she wants to be evil but since she now craves that it gets in the way and needs to constantly relieve herself.
fingers and toys aren't enough, only super dick is what sates the hunger.

>>149812059
SuperGunn is lame and so are you edgy fag boy.

>>149817903
I liked what DCAU did with him and Volcana.


...Now that I think about it, DCAU Superman had about as broken a lovelife as DCAU Batman, hadn't he? Both Lana AND Lois fucked both him and Lex goddamn Luthor at one point. Lana eager to come back for him, but he evades her for being too reckless. A fling with Volcana. Whatever that was with Maxima and the evil Kryptonian general girl. Starts dating Lois by JLU, but only as Superman, while she still thinks Clark Kent is someone different. Old and alone in the future.

At this point I'm treating Batman/Superman Apocalypse as canon for him and setting him up with his cousin Kara "good at pounding" Zor-El (the first DCAU Supergirl was actually a different person)

>>149829291
>some writer making two women cream themselves in Superman's presence.
>TEN TIMES worse than Batwank
You Batfags are beyond the point of parody.

So
Maxima
Lori Lemaris
Lois Lane
Lana Lang
Wonder Woman
Vixen
Zatanna
Livewire
Can someone add more girls as part of Superman’s harem ?

>>149830415
Circe.
In the future if Future State, she had a child with Superman long after Lois died.

>>149830415
Add faora and kara into the supermix.
they would do it just to preserve their race.

>>149830458
If you’re adding Kara, you may as well fully cuck Jimmy Olsen, by adding Lucy Lane and Silver Banshee.

>>149830458
>kara
May I ask why though ? Gotta keep the bloodline pure ?

>>149830474
>Devolving into cuckshit
Yeah, no. I'm out entirely.
This is dead, thanks for killing it with your shitty fetish.

>>149830481
not quite, just to preserve the kryptonian race.
>>149830474
nah it'll be more of a objective, kara and faora would carry superman kids out of a sense of self-preservation and keeping kryptonians alive.

>>149830035
already happened in the Looney Tunes Show

>>149830415
Talia?
Ice?

>>149830528
Well then use Power Girl too. If that’s the case since she is kryptonian too

>>149829998
Yep

>>149821907
Very disappointed the Fire and Ice in Smallville mini turned out to be shit

>>149830528
>>149830481
Not Kara, but Linda. One version of Supergirl from the 2000s, who ended up marrying a Silver Age Superman (who, in a canon story, loved Kara, but couldn't make himself break the anti-cousinfucking moralfaggotry of KRYPTON, of all places).

>>149830415
Volcana. If you saw the ending of her episode, you know.

>>149825846
Batman only loves autistic camping as the boogeyman cop ninja knight of Gotham city. He thinks women are a weakness and a distraction.

>>149830415
Volcana too

>>149830670
>Ice is touching Superman’s cock and he is completely unbothered by it

>>149825846
Batman is asexual/aromantic

>>149830345
Maybe read more comics faggot. You dipshits have been the worst fanbase on /co/ for a more than a decade.

>>149830415
Zatanna and WW aren't part of the Supes family, no matter how hard editorial might try it to be so. Keep 'em out of this nonsense.

>>149831043
We are counting Earth women so they count. Maxima counts too since she would do it out of her own accord

>>149831210
Nah, its just poor shipping and self insert. Keep that to his own characters. Dont let the cancer spread.

>>149831003
I'd assume that image was meant to convey the exact moment she accidentally brushed against it and realised, hence the shock, so presumably she'd pull away instead of continuing to fondle in the next few seconds
Of course, Superman has incredibly fast reaction speeds so the fact he hasn't subtly adjusted himself away from her means he's actually a sly dog, yes
Maybe he's still convinced it's how fertile earth women say hello

>>149830586
point taken, though I do hope kryptonians ladies can keep their fertility longer as she is kinda old for humans standards...and we know what happens to women getting older~
>>149830741
agreed, though if it is to preserve their species then I believe they would do it if only out of a sense of duty.

>>149830670
The fact that her other hand in on her belly is what ties it all together.