Thread 149812922

>>149812922 (OP)
>Implying we will get out of act 1
Kek Homestuck fags sure have imaginations

Can somebody explain why it had to be Vivsiepop of all people? Out of literally hundreds of other possible directors, it just had to be her didn't it

>>149813841
Crazier shit has happened to be fair

>>149813865
>literally hundreds of other possible directors, it
There aren't that many directors alive in western animation.

>>149813865
Because while everyone else who's been whining about her was shouting "SUPPORT ANIMATION!!!111" on shitter she was actually out there building a studio to support animation.

>>149813889
Over exaggerating but point still stands

People in these threads keep saying she's the director but she's just not. What's wrong with you all?

>>149813931
Then what is she then, the animator? The writer?

>>149813969
She founded the studio and I think she has a producer role in the credits.

>>149813865
Hussie knows she has a shit reputation and wants to sabotage Toby out of petty jealousy

>>149813865
only one who will believe hussie about his fans hating him for dumb reasons

>>149813865
2/2 of her shows have launched and survived long enough to get second seasons. Shes also independent enough to not need to fuck with it like a studio would.

Who else could do it? Needly? Cusac?

>>149813865
Recognition and attempting to make the Autism Singularity

Bad luck.

>>149813865
she isn't directing or writing it, it's just her animation company
that's like saying the head of Disney Animation is the director of every Disney movie

>>149813865
She's a fat girl with a 6 letter name who is an asshole. Hussie is projecting vriska onto her

>>149814209
>Executive producer
Do they actually do anything?

>>149817641
Their job is to take all the credit

>>149817947
Cringe. But at least it's not a writer or director position

In this post i will attempt to liken each HS player kid (excluding dancestors fuck em) to a god equivalent to their archetype.

John - Thor (Strongman Champion archetype)
Dave - Mars (Honorable Soldier God)
Jade - Astarte (Holy Mother Goddess Archetype)
Rose - Hecate (Seeker Archetype)
Karkat - Jesus/Horus (Rightful Son/Restorer Archetype)
Aradia - Thanatos (Psychopomp Archetype)
Tavros - Hephaestus/Osiris (Broken God) or Tammuz/Dumuzid/Adonis (Goddess’ Consort)
Sollux - Attis (Dying and Rebirth/Sacrificial Lamb)
Nepeta - Cupid (Modern) (Matchmaker)
Kanaya - Mother Mary/Hera (Queen of the Gods/Holy Mother Archetype)
Terezi - Tiresias/Cassandra (Doomed/Ignored Prophet)
Vriska - Loki (Trickster God(dess))
Equius - Baldur (Sacrificial Lamb)
Gamzee - Dionysus (Mad Hermit/Anti-Societal God)
Eridan - Shiva (Destroyer Archetype)
Feferi - Persephone (Dying and Rebirth/Maiden Goddess)
Dirk - Demiurge archetype in HS2, fits the Destroyer God archetype beforehand
Jane - Three-Faced Goddess (Morrigan, Hestia, 3 Faces of Eve)
Roxy - Maiden Goddess, but a more functional type than previously seen. Less of a goddess of women, more of a goddess for women. Think childbirth goddesses like Hathor, protectors of children like Tarawet, or even fertility goddesses like Pompona. More of a divine handmaiden.
Jake - A failed Divine Champion. A Heracles-Thor-Marduk that never was. Fits kind of into an Adonis male-sexuality god type otherwise?
Caliborn and Calliope are both takes on the mythological character of Chaos. Caliborn is the Destroying Chaos, liks Apophis/Apep, the Anti-God, the Heaven-Destroying Serpent, the Adversary.
Calliope, meanwhile, has essences of the Mother Chaos, aka Greek Chaos. The passive mother of Earth and Sky, the Apathetic Creator God, and even elements of primordial Mother Goddesses in their most positive interpretations. biggest parallels are the twin serpents of Orphic Myth, Fate and Necessity.

>>149818280
>>149818073
The Exiles/Crew don’t have mythological archetypes so much as storytelling ones.
Jack is your standard Usurper villain, WV is a Rightful Son/Rebel/Restorer, PM is a Seeker Archetype, AR is an Enforcer/Lancer, WQ is a Hero’s Muse for WV and PM, WK is a failed Mentor/Sage (RIP 2 a real one), Droog is a Schemer villain, HB is an Enforcer villain, and CD is a Comic Relief Villain.

>>149813889
>>149813906
>>149814673
>>149816804
Bootlicker

>the artist that did the some of the backgrounds for Hiveswap is also the same person thats art directing the pilot
Unlikely but...
Will it make a return if it gets good reception?

>>149818407
that game is cursed

149818424
I won't tell you that I haven't been in that place in a good three decades Seija. Lock and Key sylladex? I can relate really I can.

>>149818424
gonna die waiting for the next installment of this shit, aren't I?

>>149818465
Probably.

>>149813865
Nobody else would take it up and they both appeal to tumblr people

>>149817947
Its from producer to producer how much they want to be involved. I dont think Viv cares about having creative output but she will not allow Hussie to fuck around and mess with her team.

>>149818407
If it really takes off i expect something eventually if only to save face

>>149818280
sounds pretty spot on, anon. good job
imagine jesus was as cantankerous and loud as karkat kek

>>149818465
Time to make our own hiveswap

>>149818534
With blackjack and hookers!

>>149818519
Karkat is Jesus and Nepeta is his Mary Magdalene, very cute

>>149818548
No that sounds like it would suck

>>149818534
>hiveswap and all the trolls are trollsonas of anons
sovl....

are we actually making HSG comeback, we old as fuck anons i dont know if i can legally hang up here when all the zoomies and alphies join after the show actually becomes a thing

>>149818600
If hsg migrates back to /co/, but with new teenagers 15 years later, yeah I'm just staying in my cloister

>>149818600
don't worry anon we can be old farts together about it

>>149818626
>If hsg migrates back to /co/
were the threads really shafted off to /trash/?

>>149818600
I feel like /hsg/ might largely stay the same, new anons tend to integrate, I only got into the comic around 2022-2023 personally. Homestuck twitter is somehow gonna get worse tho.

>>149818600
>either bail ship to avoid the cancer of zoomers coming in with the same arguments
>or embrace the cancer of being an oldfag and troll the zoomers
Both are equally enticing.

>>149818658
that was one thread a bit ago iirc. If it gets REALLY bad and HS is too popular and floods /co/ we might get a our board like bronies did. An entire board to spread the Aspectist Church on... Millions will worship and by that I mean violently masturbate to the Thief of Light

>>149818671
I'd rather stay and be superior about getting into HS when it was still a comic over leaving. It could help with fostering the newgens anyways or else they'd be rehashing A LOT of old discussions and debates the fandom originally had 10 years ago.

>>149812922 (OP)
I know Homestuck has animations as a part of its story but I have no idea what the fuck am I looking at
Is this a slideshow or is this meant to be a sequential narrative?

>>149818734
slideshow I think

>>149818690
>we might get a our board like bronies did
that'd be cool. we would have dedicated threads for whatever anons want: shipping threads apart from lore threads apart from original content threads apart from waifu threads apart from spinoff threads ect.
I doubt we're as big as the horse fandom on this site though to warrant it

>>149818734
Its Homestuck. You go through page by page and see how it goes, sometimes its just a picture and a tab to open with the dialogue, sometimes its a small game where you move around and talk to shit, sometimes its a animation with soundtrack.

Do you guys think steelcorridor will come back for it?

>>149818519
Kankri (Ancestor) is more of a direct Jesus parallel as a Savior type, Karkat leans more into an Avenger-type Son of the King of Gods character (kill the person who killed my father and restore peace to the divine realm) with elements of the Kingdom-Builder

Digital Circus classpects:
>Pomni
Witch of Hope.
>Ragatha
Maid of Life.
>Jax
Thief of Blood.
>Gangle
Rogue of Space.
>Zooble
Mage of Heart.
>Kinger
Heir of Void.

>>149818785
They´re fucked by default because of Jax, theres really no other option.

Okay, so how are classes and aspects gonna work in the Homestuck religion? Do people just self describe themselves as whatever they think they are or do they need to take a quiz as some sort of sacred ritual? Are people more likely to share the same aspect as the Gods they follow as in Tavrosians have more Breath-aligned people, Serketists are mostly Light, etc.?

>>149818785
what makes a void player a void player anyway?

>found my old HSG folder

We are back in business

>>149818812
hey its me!

>>149818819
Lmao, this is so different to current 4chan. What were the threads like?

>>149818813
Narrative arc/role related to negation, maintaining the status quo, ignorance, darkness, formlessness, clean slates, and platonic simplicity

>>149818855
oh god

>>149818839
>>149818855
also eri

>>149818690
We masturbate to cats here, sir.

>>149818831
you wish

>>149818906
i dont wish i know i am

>>149818920
I suppose that is a very lord of light answer so carry on

>>149818807
Yeah, he fucks up the teamwork hard. He'd be useful as a double agent (if that could even be possible).
>>149818813
Void represents a few things, the unknown, nothingness, darkness, etc. Even being stupidly useless counts as a Void player thing. Zooble's identity crisis somewhat fits into this mold, but she doesn't really revel in it, she struggles with her self and helps other people with their own issues (or at least points them out).

Somebody summarize homestuck

>>149818600
Aren't zoomers already aware of hs? if xitter is anything to go by

>>149818734
That's a slideshow somebody edited together in the ancient past to prove that Homestuck has good art.

>>149818966
Four kids play jumanji. Things go wrong

>>149818966
Circa june 2011

scouter reading counting down from149818889
I'm going to buy everyone in a local territories mcdonalds fish mcsandwiches every day to celebrate Lawrence being murdered in a hospital.

>>149818600
We must educate the new generations in the ways of shitposting

Stop posting TADC.

>>149818407
supposedly act 3 is in development

>>149818893
The Gumball thread is elsewhere.

>>149818966
The four kids get their asses kicked by life and trolls exhibit the resulting clusterfuck of existing in their hijinks

>>149818812
my symbol looks like the fucking sharingan

you /HSG/ oldfags are unironically making me feel like I’m 12 years old instead of my actual age, lmao
it does feel weird though, because I started lurking in these threads right as soon as the comic ended (before I got into it), so it feels like I almost get the general vibe of this place. Or at least how it’s been since HS ended and post-canon began.

>>149818785
For me its:
>Pomni
Heir of Breath
>Jax
Bard of Rage seems to fit him to a T. Same color scheme too
>Kinger
Seer of Hope
>Ragatha
Maid of Life
>Gangle
Witch of Heart
>Zooble
Rogue of Void
>Caine
Mage/Lord of Time
>Bubble
Prince/Muse of Space

>>149819022
Im pretty sure if they said its dead they would get lawsuits, so of course its in development.

>>149818968
>Smiling Reddit

>>149819041
I am going to proceed this dog.

>>149819041
Is there any art of God Tier Jade next to Toriel?

>>149818893
ah, a fellow Leijonite!

>>149819031
I assure you we have higher fetish standards than the common oedipus complex around here.

>>149819044
In the end, HSG is the only thing I truly miss from that shitshow of a webcomic

>>149819044
I wasn't even in hsg until after I'd been long uninterested in it, and even when I was interested and read it all the only part of the fandom I interacted with was one girl (fujo) I knew in middle school who introduced it to me alongside Black Butler and Hetalia.
Good times... bombed that chance real hard but I'm stuck with a fetish for fujos for the rest of my life now

What are the class aspects of the Cumtown podcast hosts

>>149818855
Shit like this is why I act in a way that even in death, my honor remains.

>>149819041
I will rape the Deer and Dog

So how bad is the trailer actually? I’m scared to look

>>149819017
>>149819059
Homestuck is getting ruined by vivziepop's hellslop shows blatantly in her merch now, the ultimate cringe. Some more cringe wouldn't hurt.

>>149819139
It's a bit weird since the kids are their "detailed art" selves rather than the standard chibi design but the animation's alright IMO

>>149819086
No I was referring to Gumball himself, you pedophile.

>>149819139
It's way worse than you think.

>>149818812
Take the quizzes for your class and aspect and you gotta live by those ideals. when you die they put you on a quest bed of your aspect. I'm a Light player who would let Vriska do unspeakable things to my Mind, Body, and Soul and would 100% go to idk, the Vriska temple, along with finding Rose to be the coolest of the alpha kids, but I'm not sure about others being drawn to a Player that has a similar classpect to them, and I don't really think someone's fav HS character is connected to them like that so it could just be me specifically just liking morally questionable altgirls and thinking Rose has the coolest panels in the early comic by far but also being a Light player (prince, sagipio, prospit) for unrelated reasons.

>>149818931
duh

>>149818753
>I doubt we're as big as the horse fandom on this site though to warrant it
I think there are more Homestuck posters out there than you'd expect (I've encountered a fair amount in unrelated threads on various boards over the years), but I do agree that it likely won't be enough to warrant a board for Homestuck on its own.
VTuber posters were quite prevalent and annoying for a while before they got their own board, and I doubt that HS posts will have that kind consistent obnoxity, even with a full Vivzie adaptation. A shared board or one with a broader main topic might be more realistic.
That being said, I am rooting for you guys and I hope this does come to fruition. MLP getting its own board was a blessing. Without it, I doubt there would even be half as many cartoon horse posters left on this site and none of the big board projects would've happened.

>Get into Homestuck in February of this year.
>Happens to be just before Beyond Canon gets halfway passable with the end of Act 1.
>Shit like Prisounebounds slowly taking off.
>Bunch other decent Fanventures.
>Not half a year after theres now going to be a fucking show.

Show might be a disaster when it happens, but somehow i feel like i atleast ended up picking the right year since it originally ended to read the damn thing and enjoy some of whats ongoing related to it.

>>149819041
Stupid little angel and unstable murder hobo bitch

>>149819159
Well, still a ways off the mark.

Homestuck has
10/10 art
10/10 worldbuilding
7/10 jokes
and 0/10 character writing

>>149819197
Who asked for your input, exactly?

>>149819107
Part of me wishes I got to experience the comic a bit more in its heyday instead of around 2018, but I doubt anyone at my schools back then would even know about it. I recall mentioning it in high school with my friend (who’s similarly kind of an autist) and he bluntly said that he didn’t. Only ones I did talk about the comic with are some people I knew online, and even then, most of them are gone, aren’t as active anymore, or just annoying as fuck now.
>spoiler
Not the same thing, but I recall getting a crush on a girl in high school who reminded me of Roxy, but that shit went nowhere with all the weird signs I was getting from her. Or maybe I was too autistic to be more foward with her, I dunno

>>149819183
Hold up. There's a canon class test? Last I heard, we only had the aspect one.

>>149819049
I do disagree strongly with this, but I'd be writing an essay if I went into detail. I do see where you're coming from on some of these though. My biggest points of contentions are that Pomni is definitely not a Breath player, nor is Jax a Rage player.

>>149819250
no, there's no offical class test, but there is a classpect test that tends to get the same aspects as the official aspect quiz
https://homestuck.net/tools/classpect-quiz

>>149819287
you need to understand your class by yourself, maybe with help of hs autists friends, besides this test is shit

i got promoted from heir to lord that way :1

>>149818765
There is no way that the fandom will be able to handle that. Especially with the newgens.

>>149819322
why do you think we're trying to form an HS religion? We're building up a base of weird autists to actually try to codify all this stuff WITHOUT any tests

>>149819323
Anon, please. You can say newfag here. Don't be a newfag.

>>149819322
>get-a-load of this page cam

>>149819351
real talk it’s funny seeing newgen become such a popular term bc it really is just a safe way of saying newfag
so many people despise this shithole yet don’t even know that some of the stuff they say comes from here lmao

>>149819172
This could either end up being the worst fucking thing ever or the best thing ever.

>>149818690
Aspectist Church truthing needs to catch on.

>>149819373
Yeah, for real. It just keeps leaking out even if it's unknown by everyone else. Minus the faggotry (good).

>>149819419
We probably need to start a discord or aimoo to solidify a community around this ngl

>>149818812
Can we please make a discord or something to archive all this brainstorming together and build upon it?

>>149819438
Theres an abandoned monastary or church school in quebec being used for a harry potter adult summer camp. The homestuck church could do the same just find a volcano to be the forge

>>149819438
Hell no. If we ARE to do this it would have to be using Pesterchum. Discord is a tool of Lord English to corrupt the minds of the youth and make them desire radical politics and lust for strange homid animal people.

>>149819565
Doesn't the Homestuck thread on /aco/ have a Discord for classpect autism?

>>149819581
One day maybe. For now I've made a discord. It's brand new tho I haven't actually made any channels yet
https://discord.gg/JVx6ECAJ5g

do you ACTUALLY need a time player to win, or is that just precedent

>>149818600
Mozai was still older when he browsed HSG than most of us are now, so it wouldn't be the strangest thing to do.
But I can't do it just because I only visit these threads for nostalgia and to grumble about Hussie. I've been noticing more and more that there are people who actually fucking enjoy HS^2 and everything else, and that I'm feeling like I belong here less and less. And once the show comes out the majority of these threads will consist of people who are actively consuming Homestuck, and the new generation will completely overshadow us. I'll visit, but I can't see myself browsing daily or even weekly anymore.
HSG is dead, long live HSG.

>>149819586
There is a fanmade pesterchum skin for the microsoft messenger revival but that's it. I don't really know, Discord works. so we're using discord.

>>149819606
Space = feminine mother essence
Time = masculine father essence
Timeless session = fatherless session
You don’t want your universe frog to have daddy issues

Fuck it, classpecting the Hazbin cast.
>Charlie
Heir of Hope.
>Vaggie
Knight of Life.
>Alastor
Thief of Time.
>Angel Dust
Some kind of Heart player.
>Husk
Mage of Void.
>Niffty
Maid of Doom.
>Lucifer
Bard of Hope.
>Pentious
Possibly some kind of Light player.
>Cherri
Rogue of Breath.
>Vox
Thief of Mind.
>Valentino
Seer of Heart.
>Velvette
Thief of Heart.
>Adam
Page of Blood.
>Lute
Knight of Heart.
>Emily
Maid of Hope.
>Sera
Mage of Light.

>>149815621
>>149815754
you two might be unaware about pic related, screenshotted around 2021

was about to post this, but the thread died.

>>149819621
https://github.com/Dpeta/pesterchum-alt-servers

>>149819606
Probably only 100% necessary if you were to do a 2 Player Session because the odds are rather stacked against you there and in need of time fuckery.

>>149819631
i don't see why time is masculine, wasn't aradia time

>>149819287
>Page of Heart
I want a refund.

>>149819606
Probably not. Remember that the three major sessions we followed were just the product of insanely incestuous temporal machinations and an interloper author, Sburb is probably actually way less bullshit for regular universe spawning.

>>149819682
Mother Nature and Father Time

>>149819663
i'm pretty sure this is dead after the discord theme update but also if there is a way to unfuck it then it might save some headache
https://github.com/winterClover/Pesterchum-Discord-Theme

>>149819565
>>149819600
here you go

>>149819658
Lol
Lmao

>>149819702
i'm just thinking how bullshit it would be if every session that didn't happen to roll a time player was softlocked

Are you fags really going to try to turn this into an actual religion/cult?

>>149819752
I hope not, i don’t need another property I like going full “Final Fantasy House”

>>149819287
I can fly and I can crow

They should have Jack Black voice Jack Noire.

>>149819752
we're doing this just to fuck with the inevitable newfags coming from the new show

God damnit these threads reignited my will to start my own fanadventure. Back to grinding the homestuck style i guess.

>>149819139
I thought that it looked great.

>>149819194
>Two days
Still my absolute favorite pasta to come from this place

>>149819752
We nearly got there in the 2010s, we're gonna do it right this time

>>149818966
/topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhTB2Sij8c

This shit is so fucking cursed why wont it die
You literally cant fight the fucking homestuck can you

>>149819287
>Sylph of Space
if i mention that the sign quiz gave me prospit+void will SURB spare me of being a cuck and just leave me with the faggotness

>>149819197
Anon, you're far too "green" if that's what you think.

>>149819752
Too late, loser

>>149819837
Need a reminder.

>>149819805
It could be an idea to ask one of the smaller mspfa’s to do some guest work. Like a few panels or a short animation. I’m sure they would appreciate it and it would be good experience

>>149819865
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.

Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.

UPDATE

>>149819933
ITS REAL

>>149819893
What is this even about lmao

>>149819840
Yeppers

>>149819933
YOU LIE
YOU LIEEEE

21 years difference, maybe my girlfriend is not born yet, the solution was just to make a webcomic all along

>>149819988
Will he drop her in the next 15 years too?

What would the classpect of your favourite /co/ character be, anon? (assuming your favourite doesn't come from homestuck)

>>149820017
>Rorschach
Seer of Doom, perhaps?

John "Homicide a Sodomite" Eggbert

>>149820017
>Peridot
Page of Heart maybe? Since her character arc is about discovering herself

>>149820016
>15 years
The Huss gf cycle is a lot closer to 7 years. Betelgeuse, vapid cunt, Shelby's sister and now the new one

>>149819879
While this is true, i still have to grind my own art if i want to eventually start my fanadventure, and im too much of an awkward faggot to just approach someone like that. In the end, ill have to chain myself to that square digitalization device, but thats okay.

>>149820017
>Benjamin Tennyson
Heir of Space.

I lived long enough to see the gay singularity truly take off.

God
Is
Dead

>>149820135
God is dead and we're gonna fill the void with the homestuck religion https://discord.gg/JVx6ECAJ5g

>>149820154
redpill me on going to this server

>>149820135
Sorry. I will defeat all gays like Neo vs the Smith duplicates in Matrix 3

>>149820096
If they say no you lose nothing, it’s not even an insult since you accept you are inexperienced

>>149820182
We're still building it and I need to get as many people in to help me build so you get a mod role, just don't do anything retarded and you get to keep it

also imagine the look on the faces of all the anime-only newfags when they see there's a fucking 100% totally-a-larp-and-not-real-at-all-trust-me-bro homestuck religion

>>149817966
Does this refuge extend to the Leijonite communes? They seem friendly enough...

>>149819251
What do you mean? Breath from description is that they can be flexible, leave impact, but can underestimate themselves. I can qualities of that with Pomni.

Jax is definitely a Bard of Rage. He enjoys anarchy, has an aversion to people not being legit, and incites rage in others. He is going to invite destruction through rage

>>149820182
i met my girlfriend on the server, our hands met accidentally while praying and it continued outside the church!

>>149820217
I feel like zahakians and leijonites would be pretty intertwined ngl

>>149820324
Hyperternia…

>>149820324
>Troll hyperborea is your moirail's womb

i think if i control light i can get myself light pussy

>>149819091
This is a shit analysis we all /hst/ says bro was not abusive and if he was mom and dad were more abusive

>>149819287
>Prince of Rage
yeah
shoutouts to Kurloz we love serving our inevitable destroyer gods I just have to make mine from scratch

>>149820401
Maybe Bro wasnt abusive, but he was a really cartoony representation of an older brother actively annoying his younger brother. Lile, it isnt even close even if you do count the strifes.

>>149820230
It would be really fucking weird if they didn't have an alliance at the very least.

>>149820461
Anon he's always been Johns canon voice, did you think the baby is you was just a shitpost?

>>149820224
>Pomni
She's not not really flexible, she clearly lacks direction and freedom. I'd understand it more if you chose Page or Mage, but she doesn't offer people Breath, nor does she bring people together through it. It's not an aspect that defines her, she's trapped, both in real life and now in the Circus. Breath players tend to be pretty aloof, but she's very much the kind of person who faces the grim reality of life and does what she can despite it.
>Jax
Nah, Rage does somewhat allign with his notions of being genuine, but Rage as an aspect represents far more than that and "actually getting people mad". I know you mentions he's keen on "anarchy", but real anarchy threatens a hierarchy, the status-quo. If anything, he's one of the most complacent people within the actual Circus. He has fun with it, makes the world his own. He has no qualms with fucking other people's shit up because the system works for him. No, I think he's more defined by relationships to other people. Like the ending of the second episode where he rolls his eyes and walks away, or his friendship with Ribbit, and how he ruins relationships or takes them. Bard of Blood is a decent classpect for him, but Bards tend to be incomprehensible, by just being themselves and not entirely self-aware, they cause ruin just because. I think Jax is more conscious, he's aware of what he does, he takes pleasure in taking Pomni from Ragatha. There's more I can say about these classpects, especially if we take the classpect inversions into consideration (which I've created, and I think work really well for character analysis).

>>149820601
Bowman has always been THE John voice to me.

is seer of light objectively the best classpect? you play the game with the walkthrough open in another tab

>>149820738
Id argue Heir Of Light is equally better, you embody luck to such a degree you just stumble upon the right answer

I've read the first act of Homestuck. I originally started it because I wanted to see what influenced Toby Fox, and I got sidetracked. Should I continue?
I enjoyed John and the girl and the other boy. I don't mind reading a lot of dialogue. I'm kinda nervous about the trolls and how much the cast appears to expand.

>>149820738
Only for yourself, unless you're really careful, because a Seer loves its aspect arguably more than any other class. They're "the end justifies the means" kind of people.

>>149820738
walkthrough only, no good skills, while heir of light is also capable of cosplaying kizaru from one piece

>>149820784
if you're reading something, DON'T GO INTO A THREAD ABOUT IT. you are begging for spoilers bro

>>149820738
>>149820748
beating the game is less than a year, being a God is forever, I would be the muse of hope

>>149820814
No fucking duh, if youre allowed to pick master classes why would you choose anything other than muse or lord

>>149820814
Muse and Lord are bullshit classes that don't count.

>>149820738
oh, btw, lord of doom is busted, its prolly a living death note

>>149819287
I don't feel like this represents me accurately

>>149820738
If it's so great, why did Rose lose her wife

>>149819606
I don't really recall why a successful session needs both a time and place player to make the frog

>>149820878
if you being alive is so great, why did you post an image that will make me kill you when i see it?

>>149820853
we've been over this doom guy/slayer is a lord of doom. Its not busted its just stuck doing one thing really well for all of eternity

besides muse/lord is basically h4x mode

>>149820849
>>149820853
>>149820832
What you are all missing is that the lord class implies you command your own goon squad to fuck shit up in the places you cant reach/cant be bothered to reach

>>149820889
I never said me being alive is great. I'm actually in a really depressive low rn so I'd appreciate you killing me

>>149820894
>muse/lord is basically h4x mode
i think their biggest down sides is that the person is turbo autist

>>149820887
breeding the tadpol right?

>>149820913
Its turning your class into perfection and compulsion if you god tier shit is literally a curse

>>149820061
who is managing the other two

>>149820952
Toby.

>>149820902
btw if we speaking of leprechauns, i made some for lord of light some time ago me being a lord of light is a small joke

>bystander is just a guy with newspaper juju, he always conveniently sits somewhere and barely noticible. hes just a bystander
>sniffa can hear at every point of world
>rat attracts all bad luck. all of it
>halt is just a guy with a flashlight who catches you off guard
something something spy thematics something something i forgot the rest

problem sleuth poster on john's wall replaced with a hazbin hotel poster!

>>149820878
That's because the Epilogues+HS2 character forget they're literally gods with insanely strong abilities.
Let's not forget Jade somehow got headshotted by a level 1 grunt despite inheriting completely bullshit powers from her nuclear dog. Even Bec was able dodge a singular bullet.

>>149820925
yeah but why does it need those two classes specifically again?

>>149819893
Hah classic

>>149820992
Epilogues+HS2 isn't canon and everything end with the Snapchat

>>149820993
it needs to be kept in a spot for ages to keep breeding or was it to place the frog

god damn it I'm gonna have to re-read homestuck again I barely remember shit its been well over a decade why wont this die im too old for this shit why wont the curse be lifted
>>149821020
we all know it ended in 2011 with cascade

i put up with the epilogues with a frown on my face, but when they introduced she who shall not be named i had to drop it, my blood pressure rose too much yknow

>>149820981
>throw Rat at any luck-based light player
>his aura of dipshitness immediately nullifies their powers
By god anon you created a monster

>>149813865
Because Hussie hates Homestuck.

>>149820993
Only the space player gets frog, and only the time player gets the forge, no?

>>149819565
we got one. The home of aspectism until idk, the religion grows big enough to buy an old church or smthn

https://discord.gg/JVx6ECAJ5g

>>149821058
thats the thiiiiiiiiiiing man, you keep him on short leash, always prepared to be your unluck nuke, fucking wonder of u tier shit

>>149820748
I had a heir of light fankid whose thing was that he drew 5 cards from a poker deck at the start of each strife, a la Balatro, and the better the hand the stronger the weapon he drew, and if he got a natural flush five the deck gave him a straight up juju Mjolnir

>>149820992
The Green Sun was eaten by a black hole, remember? She's only got Witch of Space powers, no more First Guardian powers.

>>149821053
your blood pressure:

What's the difference between Heir and Prince and Rogue and Thief? I feel like they kinda are the same thing.

>>149821252
good one

>>149821258
Heir: becomes aspect
Prince: destroys aspect or through aspect
Rogue: takes aspect for the benefit of other
Thief: takes aspect for themselves
All of this means nothing, its all make believe.

>>149821258
Heirs tend to be really charismatic whether on purpose or not, they bring people together and embody their aspect, while Princes destory their aspect and tend to have masssive egos, thinking they're owed the world. A thief is a smug, selfish jackass who enjoys a challenge and rogues are big team-players by sharing their aspect.

>>149821258
Heirs embody their element (John literally becoming wind, him getting unstuck from canon, Equius being hidden in the dark for a lot of hivebent, Mituna being just the unluckiest little doomer). Princes destroy their aspect (Eridan destroys hope, Dirk shatters his self into splinters) while Rogues and Thiefs are more transformative (Vriska and Meenah take light and life for themselves instead of outright destroying it while Roxy takes away Void in a more social way, creating things for others)

>>149821258
heir embodies his aspect. prince destroys it. rogue steals their aspect for the benefit of others. thief steals for the benefit of themself
iirc

>>149821258
The differences between rogues and thieves are literally stated in-comic

>>149821070
He's dating a Vriska cosplayer, I think he still likes it just fine.

>>149821071
No, the forge is given to the space player as well. It was Jade's volcano.
Time is only necessary for The Scratch and because Sburb is really fucking hard without the ability to manipulate your mistakes with time travel.

>>149821285
am i massive faggot for enjoying art of dirk looking happy
shit why am i even asking that considering he's a massive fag himself

>>149821299
I wonder if all Prince players are destined to be bad, I mean Dirk is technically a good guy but he creates so many problems and is an outright antagonist in Homestuck 2.

>>149820992
Jade doesn't have first guardian powers anymore

>>149812922 (OP)
>>149813865
After all these years of Hussie selling out multiple times and Homestuck's corpse being repeatably dug up and mutilated by Hussie and his cadre of goonerclown freak friends I didn't think there was a way they could possibly make it any worse. And of course this comes right after he gets the fan archive of the comic taken down. To this day have they ever fixed it so you can read it properly on the main site again?

>>149820878
Because she loves girl dick and kanaya doesn't have one

Classpects are so cool. I've been trying to come up with a cool elemental system for my universe but I just keep making "facets of reality with vague meanings and colorcoded outfits" its so much better than just "fire beats water" and "barbarian hits strong"

>>149821294
>>149821299
What's the logic behind princes destroying their aspect?

>>149821332
I don't think Prince players need to all be bad people. Sure, they're assholes who think they're better than most people, but you can still be that and work with the good guys. Think of any villain turned good who still keeps their asshole streak in media.

>>149821377
"Fire beats water" god I'm tired

>>149821377
Much like trolls it's pure crack for teens obsessed with self-inserts

>>149821384
Its just what they do. It's the destroyer class. Doesn't really have anything to do with what princes do, it's just a catchy title hussie came up with

>>149821384
New growth cannot exist without first the destruction of the old, or so said the wise Guru Laghima.

>>149821401
>>149821402
I see

>>149821326
you're just based is all. happens to the best of us

>>149821384
Well, it's either they use their aspect to destroy or outright destroy it. Could come from outright hatred of their aspect, or just the way they live their life can cause it to be destroyed. Or you have powerful people who have their aspect at their disposal which they can use to destroy.

>>149821384
Machiavelli's The Prince, I think.

>>149821332
Why would a Prince of Doom be bad? Or a Prince of Void? Or a Prince of Ra- hmmm

>>149821222
Pictures taken before instant loss

>>149821413
I remember it was a big thing that a prince player was needed to destroy lord english. That didn't really happen but we did have the jack english fight which I guess validated that theory in a way, and the theory of a time player and specifically dave having to kill lord english with that sword.

>>149821402
More like Guru Ligma

>>149821395
I know, that's the issue. Anything I try to come up with is either worse or derivative because the system is already so perfect

>>149821332
>>149821386
Old archie sonic was a prince of breath. Being a prince just means you are unstable and rough not that you have a wellspring of malice deep inside.

>>149820670
that's his singing voice

>>149821471
If it's so perfect what does breath mean

>>149821471
What does your universe look like?

>>149821479
Prince of Breath is a bit extreme. Preboot Sonic was an ass and defended a monarchy but he still stood and fought for freedom, not destroyed it

>>149821479
>Old archie sonic was a prince of breath.
>Protects the monarchy no matter what destroying the freedom of democracy
Shit you're right

>>149821311
Hussie is dating?

>>149821445
>Prince of Doom is a narcissist who thinks he's above fate and in turn fucks people over to avoid his own
>Prince of Void reveals uncomfortable truths
>Prince of Rage literally destroys rightful uprisings and uphold tyranny
There is also the side of Princes who use their aspect to destroy, but I think generally classes work well as a personality type and then you just apply the matching aspect.
>>149821479
Sonic in general is absolutely a Knight of Breath.

>>149821510
No he used freedom to destroy. He used breath which has everything dmtk do with freedom to destroy eggmans plans

>>149821498
Wind in a literal power sense but also freedom and being aloof and distant

>>149820784
Tonya is that you

>>149820230
We are kissing and having blood orgies

>>149820784
>I don't mind reading a lot of dialogue
Act 6 pesterlogs would like to have a word

>>149821294
is sans a prince of light? considering he fights using solely his meta knowledge

Just gooned to Vriska porn

>>149821578
If his main use of knowledge is fighting then he's a knight

>>149821589
karkat would never read straight porn

>>149821578
Bard of Doom.

>>149821528
The negative traits of princes can also manifest against themselves
A prince of doom could be someone who constantly self sabotages without noticing, or someone who puts themself on a path of self destruction while trying to break the doom of others
A prince of void could be someone who literally becomes invisible to the world, living pretty much in his own inland empire, think Invisible by Duran duran
A prince of rage could be someone so consumed by their own emotions they end up becoming their own worst enemy

>>149821589
Did you actually goon or did you just jack off.

>>149821445
>Prince of Void
TURTLE

So what's the deal with Pages?

>>149818812
I'm a Beyblade. Cool.

So if you roll a prince or bard in your session you're just kinda fucked because that guy is just gonna be a problem.

>>149821622
Late bloomers

>>149821622
They're weenies

>>149821633
yeh, just look what dirk did

>>149821604
I ain't a weenie

>>149821615
goon as in gooing

>>149821615
Is there a difference

>>149821611
But that sounds like what Heir does, or is Hair only positive with regards to embodying your aspect.

>>149821633
Nah. Any aspect can be good or bad. A prince of life is as valuable as a prince of doom, it just depends on how its used

>>149821633
Eh dirk was fine until after the session and even then he probably would have been fine if his splinters didn't include doc scratch and Lord English

>>149821528
Thats why I specified, most are knights of breath (not like knight’s aren’t unstable) and I’d say at his most squeaky clean he’s even his own brand of heir of breath

>>149812922 (OP)
You kiddin? This shit was her bread and butter.
If anything the problem is it's not Vivzie enough.
Her stuff's just so phoned-in now. John Egbert looks like Finn from Adventure Time.

>>149821622
They struggle hard with their aspect, but unlike Mages who learn how to best avoid it the worst of it, Pages directly learn from their aspect to grow as a person, and become its protege essentially. It's a long and arduous journey for the Page, but in the end they will become insanely powerful and a master at using their aspect. Good luck if you're a Page of Life though, imagine trying to grow as a person when you're struggling with growth.

Okay what's the class and aspect of Batman and Superman? I can't think of one for Bats but Supes is definetely something Hope related.

>>149821633
That guy is the one who decides if he's gonna be a problem. You can be the one who destroys with your aspect as much as the one who destroys your aspect. A Prince of Light doesn't have to be luckless, they can just be a savage destroyer of fortune who makes all your enemies lose their chances.

>>149821646
godspeed

>>149821693
superman is knight of hope

>>149821593
i like how knight of light rolls off the tongue so i agree

>>149821693
>Batman
Knight of Doom
>Superman
Lord of Hope, worthy of master classing.

>>149821527
I believe so. There's been some speculation whether or not he's romantically involved with boople__snoot.

>>149821693
Superman would be heir of hope
He literally on a meta textual level represents hope as a concept

Batman would be a knight of course,

>>149821693
Knight of Void for Batman, Heir of Hope for Superman.

>>149821734
Hussie is dating a female?

Why are people saying Vivziepop has any power in the show? She is only the producer, her only job is to user her connections to pitch this shit to networks and handle merch and budget (lol)

If Superman was a Lord or Muse, I think he'd be a Muse.

>>149821779
Muses are girls only

>>149821654
I dont know man, everythings pretty vague and theres like a million different interpretations. I usually go by the Dahni masterpost for classpecting, this is what they say about Prince of Doom:

Princes ghost their opposite Aspects as they destroy theirs. They are violently stubborn pessimistic people that stop at nothing to reach their goals. Their challenge is to not destroy themselves along their destructive path.

A Prince of Doom acts much like a Life player in their tendencies to destroy Doom. They are reckless, full of energy and reject any rules or limitations placed on them by outright breaking them. They are energetic and optimistic people, almost always passing any barriers, overcoming any hurdles by mostly destroying any that get in their way. They are the screaming rebels that stand up and burn books because they don’t want to be limited by what’s inside them. They can make others optimistic, even frantic, by destroying the things that limit or restrict them. They free people from their any emotional, mental or even physical barriers that they perceive, even if a person doesn’t want to be set free and are comfortable within their limits.

Just do whatever you find makes a compelling narrative desu

>>149821669
>if his splinters didn't include doc scratch and Lord English
wait what, I remember there was something about dirk being tied to lord english but I dont remember how, nor Scratch being involved. And Jake was also LE.

>>149821506
Regular universe thats stuck in a timeloop. Each person has the potential to use any power but their pre-destined role to play decides which one they use. Its like if the soul was pure white light but it gets filtered into the spectrum

>>149821760
Probably?

>>149821792
I genuinely don't subscribe to gender-locked classes. Shit's unbelievably boring and restrictive if you're trying to accurately classpect people.

>>149821823
Seriously, Hussie is a 45 year old man but he still look like a 20 something douchebag, how does he do it?

>Why does VIV have to do this? Anyone else but that bitch should be doing this bluh bluh bluh huge bitch everyone who likes her is a bootlicker
do you people actually think anyone else has the specific position in our western industries to pull this kind of thing off? The only reason this shit is gonna happen at all is due to Viv building a brand specifically on animation that's successful online and streaming.

>>149821823
>it's the same fucking tree
>IT'S THE SAME FUCKING TREE
he's fucking my dream girl wtf why can't it be me balls deep in boople every night before demanding the best archive of my mangnum opus to be taken off the internet?

>>149821654
An Heir is typically positive, because Princes specifically destroy their or destroy through their aspects. While an Heir becomes their or becomes through their aspect.

>>149819287
Mage of Light. Fits me very well, but I *hate* the color orange. Sticking with Thief of Mind.

>>149821840
estrogen siphoned from boople's femmine blood

>>149821222
so fucking based

>>149821795
Caliborn steals dirk’s denizen

>>149821840
Oh come the fuck on, he totally looks like old ass man in his late 40s, he just desperately wants to pretend he is still in his 20s.

>>149821860
Rose also hated bright orange. You will learn to love it.

>>149821876
Who even started the whole "Hussie is taking estrogen" rumor.

>>149821840
What are you on about, that's most forty year old looking man I've ever seen. It's not like he's a farmer spending hours in the sun every day, of course he doesn't look like a shriveled prune.

>>149819287
I always get a void variant in this shit, latest i remember was knight of void, so empty palm style i guess

>>149821734
HUH

well let me tell you something about characters i classpected.

jojo characters are fun, because protagonist and antagonist share one aspect, since plot tends for them to be kind of same people, who act in different directions
>johnathan-rogue, jotaro , dio thief of time
johnathan didt got much TIME for himself, but he started the generational war against fate.
Jotaro is a guy who always in critical situations where he needs to think fast and find more opportunities to act (knows time)
dio has so much authority over the world, he steals others time, forbidding others to act
>joseph and kars are mind players
self-explainitory
>josuke as knight, kira as mage of heart
josuke protects morioh with his emotions by channeling it into right direction
kira gives up his heart to feed his fetishistic murder spree with more hearts. his dad acts as exile lol
>johnny as page, valentine as prince of breath
johnny is LITERALLY tavros if he succeded, valentine, as president of usa, has control over others, absoulte agency to rule others and no one can say something against it
>josuke as heir of void, toru is also a void guy, i just dont remember who lol
josuke is nonexistant, literal void in society and he brings change into it by breaking into torus well built chain he built around himself

ben 10 is heir of time, its a perfect classpect for him.
ben is heir of time. for starters, in-universe ben is aware of most time shinenigans that happen, his whole life was tied in stable time loops and alternate timeline selves to sew them for him, he also aware of things, that literal living clock powered by time wasnt aware of and never broke his act, thus, this makes him a heir. HS zodiac site states that time players are always active and tend to be brawlers, ben, is obviously a fighter type, but also, THERES A DEEPER WAY OF PROVING HIM TO BE A TIME PLAYER- ben literally becomes someone for some TIME and literally LIVES this TIME as someone else
Albedo is thief of mind

>>149821564
>We are kissing and having blood orgies
Leijonites and Zahhakians respectively. Equius followers would definitely be into having constant deviant sex but I feel Nepeta followers would probably more romantically minded and be more selective and intimate with their lovemaking

>Barely engage with /co/ media so I can't engage in that kind of classpecting but I've got a fuck ton for other non-/co/ franchises
Fuck.

>>149822016
Talk about the non-/co/ franchises, then.

>>149822016
Share em anyways

So, what is Hussie even doing for work besides/before The Animation for HS?
Is he just a NEET or something?

>>149822003
i dont really remember why, but iono is witch of space. it was something about her being a gutsy and energetic girl, kind of reminds me of jade, but unlike her, shes a derse dreamer

>>149812922 (OP)
the question is, will it be a fucking musical?
she's probably going to make it a fucking musical

is goku knight of heart?

>>149822052
Legally threatening people!

>>149822036
>>149822037
This is gonna be autistic as shit, but here's some Breaking Bad ones.
>Walt
Prince of Heart.
>Jesse
Rogue of Blood.
>Gus
Page of Heart.
>Saul
Bard of Light.
>Mike
Knight of Doom.
I had lists of this shit, but it's on another computer.

>>149821882
chances are hussie divorced the old vriska cosplayer so he can fuck the new vriska cosplayer.

that or he got caught cheating and now he's with his vriska sugar baby

>>149821693
Batman wouldn't be any of the aspects because they don't capture his main defining attribute, a new one would have to be created and that would be Fear, which would be the contrast of Hope, which Doom already is but Fear captures Batman better. It's how he fights, it's what made him, and like Hope they both inspire, just in opposite ways.

>>149822052
2 million dollars will set you up for life if you’re smart about it

>>149822110
Rage is the opposite of Hope, Doom is the opposite of Life. Batman's aspect is Void, that's how he creates fear, that's his identity.

wait i get it now, homestuck's popularity running out means there are no teen cosplayers left for hussie to fuck, so he set up this show to create a new wave of them

>>149822139
Big if true

Okay since we're doing this, what about the big 3 themselves, Andrew, Viv, and Toby?

Does any have the Homestuck Villains tier image that included The Odd Gentlemen and Bill Bolin? I think I never saw it get updated in consideration to recent developments.

the whole point of this thing was to pander to dead-eyed, disengaged kids with no attachment to all this stuff that happened before Roblox existed,

>>149822165
Andrew is a Space player, Toby is a Light player and Viv is probably a Heart player.

>>149822139
I will steal them and put them in bags

>>149822165
We already know Hussie is the Waste of Space

>>149822168
Was looking at it in my folder the order day and wondering how many people would actually understand half the references here

>>149822165
>>149822184
Further thoughts: Andrew is a Prince of Space, Toby is a Page of Light and Viv is a Maid of Heart.

>>149821823
this nigga taking all the cute zoomettes for himself

>>149821775
Because she has all the money and Hussie aint got shit. Even when they announced this apparently no one at the event knew who he was so his line for fans was way smaller. It's not the early 2010's anymore, zoomies only know Viv and Toby.

>>149822215
Where do K8, Aysha and this Miles guy fall? Are all of them joke tier?

>>149821843
This, as much as you might hate her, she's the only one that has the clout to do this, all the other indies are still working on getting their shows actually made, they don't need Homestuck on top of everything else even if they wanted to do it. And studios would never do this shit, if they wanted to it would have already happened a decade ago.

>>149822291
And yet she's apparently never read it, so who brought her and homestuck together? did toby do it? did he drag homestuck kicking and screaming out of complete irrelevancy just so he could voice john? im thinking yes

>>149822057
Vivzie doesn't have actual creative control over the show she's just an executive producer, she owns the studio, does the merch, and gets business that gets the show on streaming. That's it. The only person with total creative control is Andrew Hussie.

>>149822215
>The Odd Gentlmen
>(You)
>Bolin
>Toby and CANW
>Huss
>Iggypiggy and Rachel
>Cohen and Shelby

Andrew? Andrew Hussie?

>>149822083
Seeing characters from different genres with canon classpects is so funny to me

>>149822339
Viv didn't read it but she probably knows it and knows it was huge in its heyday. So she's probably looking at its potential, especially now that there would a lot of nostalgia for it, and she is trying to poach more popular internet based indie franchises, hence the new studio.

>>149821876
They are way too similar...
One brave anon has to kill all 7 Booplesnoot evil exes to get with her.

>>149822350
Speaking of Shelby Cragg, she also divorced the SU storyboarder she was married to a while ago.

>>149822359
Can I voice jon?

>>149822376
I will do this. Even if it has to mean I have to kill Andrew Hussie

>>149822360
It's all really interesting to me, and unironically gives a pretty neat lens to further view and analyze characters with. It is fucking funny to imagine these guys in a SBURB session though.

Am I the only person who actually likes the voice actors? The delivery on Dave's line about the meteor was pretty good, and I actually really like Rose's voice. Jon's pretty good, but it's stitched together weirdly, hopefully that's just a trailer issue though.

>>149822359
Vivienne? Vivienne Medrano?
Hey can you please help out my buddy Andrew Hussie, he is going through a tough time.

>>149822458
They sound too old

>>149822458
>a *gentleman* such as your father
Its in the Lalonde bloodline to crave Egbert dick

>>149822497
This shit gonna take 10 years to get to the end if they commit so casting child VAs would be a waste.

>>149822458
I like all of them, honestly. I just know it's Hussie so he'll find some way to fuck it up. Man constantly fails his way into success and wastes it.

THE TRAILER HAS HIT 1 MILLION VIEWS I REPEAT THE TRAILER HAS HIT 1 MILLION VIEWS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>149822541
The script is already written, you could have them record every word until the time skip in a year easy even if the episodes come out way later

>>149822603
May god save us all

What The Hecky Give Me A Smecky

>>149822626
You still think there's a god after this?

>>149822603
It's official, /hsg/ is back

>>149822639
Roxykitten time?

>>149822458
Rose hate is forced, Dave's voice should be deeper and more aloof because the lines in the teaser makes it sound like he has a higher pitched voice than John's and that makes me want to kill myself, and John's just feeeeeeeeeels weird. Definitely need to hear more of them though.

Still a worry of mine.

Post your dream cast for the trolls.

>>149822603
What is the newest Gen again?

>>149822698
Do people actually hate the Rose VA? I think she sounds the best, sounds like something you'd hear in a late 90s, early 2000s cartoon, and captures the persnickety goth girl vibe well.

>>149822722
That wwould be based actually

>>149822458
dave is pretty good. john is okay if a bit too deep. rose is a little off
I prefer the fandom's dubbing for them better, however

>>149822801
real

>>149822349
>Leading the production are Skye Henwood (director/writer), Mel Shin (storyboard director), Ben Jones (animation director), and Hone (art director), with Richard Horvitz serving as voice director and Medrano as executive producer. On the performance side, Toby “Radiation” Fox voices John Egbert, joined by Cherami Leigh as Rose Lalonde, Colleen O’Shaughnessey as Jade Harley, Adam McArthur as Dave Strider, and Brandon Winckler as Karkat Vantas.

I haven't found any articles mentioning that Hussie is involved at all. This is like saying that the only person with total creative control over the Tank Girl movie is Jamie Hewlett, but we know how that worked out. I'm not saying Hussie isn't involved, but I haven't seen anything mentioning him as having any role whatsoever in the production.

>>149822603
>>149822746
Oh god the children will do what was done in 09 again

>>149822846
w-what did they do in 09?

>>149822857
When do you think Homestuck started

Seems the mspa.chadthundercock mirror (MSPA To Go) got an update that lets you go into its options and select desktop mode to get the margins back, along with toasts for saving and modals for banner tooltips when on mobile and some other stuff under the hood.
So that's neat.

Just watched the trailer. I hope that's not what they're going with for the actual score. The music sounds like royalty free MIDI bullshit.

>>149822871
I know it started in 09 but I dunno what the fandom was doing because I didn't interact with it

>>149822871
Homestuck only got big in 2011 though

>>149822883
Do you not know anything about Homestuck's soundtrack?

>>149822889
That would be so based. 10/10 adaptation spiritually speaking

>>149822458
Way too much emotion in Dave's voice but I get why they went with it if chatlogs aren't gonna be a thing, it just doesn't fit with his cool kid stoic persona which is at its highest in the early acts. Also he was never really expressive with the meteors hitting earth at all if I remember so having him shout about it to John is a bit uncanny.

>>149822871
>>149822887
>>149822901
So when do you think the children will redo the mistakes of the past

>>149822880
Epic

give me updoots
https://www.reddit.com/r/EnglishPumpkinParty/comments/1mnu0e2/hi_45m_i_recently_divorced_my_wife_30f_because_i/

as these thread come and go I noticed that no one has been posting sollux

>>149823037
*grab diick2s*

>>149821823
>>149823023
There's no fucking way.

>>149822830
could've sworn Hussie is credited as the writer somewhere. Yeah he wrote the original comic but it's going to *have* to be changed in some way to fit into a new format, and also remove things that won't fly for a tv show anymore like all the times "retard" is said in the original webcomic

>>149823023
Update: I’m a true alpha clownsexual omnidaddy. Kneel before me worms.

>>149823037
Good this makes me vvery happy.

>>149823123
Wouldn't it be ironic if the animated series does keep the word retard and if picked up, the FAG joke gets officially voiced. Homestuck can have its slurs, but Hazbin/Helluva can't.

>>149822458
I like all of them, honestly. Haters are louder because people who are content are quiet.

>>149823195
kek

>>149821795
Jake has nothing to do with le.
Lord English was made by caliborn, half of gamzee, and arquiusprite being fused together in lil cal

>>149822165
Hussie has been a waste of space forever just like fedora freak is a gent of piss

>>149822376
I will do it especially if I get to kill Andrew hussie

Wait is hussie Gideon then

>>149823037
As much of a shitshow HS2 could be, it made me laugh to see him not giving a shit about the entire plot and just sitting around playing Donkey Kong Country.

Davekat ruined both characters and sucked the personality out of both of them.

>>149823023
>Skinny twig
>Can cosplay vriska more accurately
???

>>149823259
i thought LE was just adult caliborn i dont remember all that shit

>>149823037
Solluxander is the last based character in homestuck

>>149823346
>Same face
>Same haircut
>Same glasses
>Very rich
>Use mind control (vriska) on BPD e-girl

>>149823428
Is hussie rich? I don't think he made much money off Homestuck he didn't piss away

>>149821857
She's an e-thot and Hussie is a top contributor to her Onlyfans. Pay her more than him and she's yours.

>>149823477
I don't have money I inherited from my dead dad or from swindling a fan base out of their money for a decade

hey guys would they fuck?

>>149820992
I'm going to put on my Power Scaling Hat here.

Homestuck's god tiers are not especially more durable than normal humans. They get free and easy access to the abilities assigned to their aspect, sure, but they're just as squishy as normal people. They get shot and stabbed and blown up al the time in the main comic and die like anyone else does.

The only perk is conditional immortality.

>>149821693
Christ on a bike guys, come on, Batman obviously a Knight of Mind.
Multiple Identies(Matches Malone, and Zur-en-Arh incl.), fights for justice, combat-style is based on precision take downs and extensive planning, hes the strategist, The Tibetan Monks!

Hello!

>>149823531
Depends.

Also The chaos gods as Troll players
>Khorne Ragerr - Maroon Blood - Knight of Rage - Land of Rust and Slaughter
>Slaneh Extazy - Fuchsia Blood - Witch of Heart - Land of Masks and Parties
>Tzetch Waiyzz - Teal Blood - Heir of Mind - Land of Spires and Schemes
>Nurgle Rotign - Olive Blood - Bard of Life(or Doom) - Land of Swamps and Machines

Minor chaos gods
>Belkor Shadar - Indigo Blood - Prince of Void - Land of Castles and Shadows
>Maalal Allend - Lime Blood - Page of Time - Land of Dust and Echoes
>Vashtr Foorge - Yellow Blood - Mage of Space - Land of Frogs and Forges

>>149823619
>>149821693
I was also thinking that. Mind really fits Batman, but thematically most people will go for Void, same as Hope for Superman. I was thinking Superman could also be Space, cause he is powered by the sun, is an alien and in certain continuities, becomes a literal star, such as all star superman. Heir of Space could be a good alt for Superman.

>>149823011
what mistakes? the underage nudestuck fiesta that happened on tumblr?

>>149822907
No. I'm not autistic.

>>149823716
The whole Fanbase at the highest point

>>149820981
And idea for you, a alligator looking leprechaun called Fang

He doesn't have any powers per-say but he's a master of Leprechaun Feng-Shuei. He works as your interior designer making sure the base is alway full of good energy

>>149823123
Hussie is the original creator, but unless he signed on specifically to have creative oversight, there's nothing stopping them from doing whatever. Comics are almost never adapted to screen 1:1 partially because what works in a comic doesn't necessarily work on screen, but things also need to be updated for new audiences (and the writers will inevitably want to put their own stamp on the project for better or worse). It's telling that he's not credited as co-writer in any of the press blurbs. He'll retain his credit as creator, but as per my original post, from what we know so far, there is a chance that they'll decide to make it a musical.

>>149822458
I'm just continually surprised that Dave's VA is Marco Diaz

>>149823706
Light would also work, given how constaly relevant and in the spot light he is.

took the extended zodiac test
apparently I'm not what I thought I was. apparently I'm a heart player

>>149823601
It's not the God Tier powers, it's the merging with her dream self (who was, at the time, a sprite prototyped with a First Guardian)

>>149823734
I'm ready for more cons banning us because people are leaving grey bodypaint everywhere

realistically speaking, who'd be worse to have in the hotel: eridan or aranea?

>>149823865
If I'm in the hotel, Eridan. If I'm not in the hotel, Aranea.

>>149823865
Sex juices are easier to clean than blood and soot

>>149823865
With the Heaven vs Hell arc going on, Eridan would be the perfect choice to go against the angels.

New reader here. This is the page that just finally won me over, I now really enjoy this.
What do you think of that

>>149823849
We really should make an infographic on how to properly seal bodypaint. Maybe make it a 20 second video with word-by-word subtitles and a 9:16 aspect ratio so that the zoomers will actually read it.

>>149823930

I feel like if emily spent five minutes with eridan she'd wind up the next lute

fucking christ not this shit again

>>149823834
iirc the test tends to skew everyone towards space/time

>>149823675
what about big E? he can't be a troll he's always human, and we know he's a Lord of Light. But what of his land?

>>149821823
Andrew Hussie is fucking THIS?
https://x.com/boopy__snoop/media

>>149823844
Yeo.

Guess who wasn't a first guardian anymore when she got domed?

>>149823941
On some level I'm glad that you can enjoy something, but on the other hand I'm equal parts angry and filled with pity. Angry because I hate the idea of new Homestuck fans since that lets Hussie pull his bullshit off longer, but I also pity you because you'll never truly get to experience Homestuck as an archival reader.

>>149822801
My fuarking hero

>>149823941
Its good to see new people discovering something they enjoy, dont let anyone take the fun away from you, Anon. I might give it a reread myself with all the movement were getting.

>>149824146
YES AND I'M VERY JELIOUS

>>149824188
What does that last part mean

>>149823941
glad you are not a degen who needs to skip to act 5 to enjoy the story

>>149824069
My continued idea was that the none chaos gods(not including the ctan or gork&mork) would be human players that I have a list idea of them but thread might get archived so I'll put them and the chaos gods one in the next

>>149823941
What I think of that is I'm glad you're enjoying an entertaining web comic, despite the drop in quality in the later acts. I think a lot of old fans forget how good the overall story is despite the shoddy ending, just by virtue of not being active readers.
There's still a lot for you to pore over, some good, some mediocre, some of it really really bad. I hope you enjoy the continued reading.

Okay /hsg/, lets ask some real questions.
Prince of Doom vs Knight of Hope, both in the peak of their powers and with their quests completed
Both have equally powerful weaponry and are similarly skilled fighters
Who wins?

>>149824275
Homestuck was a living, breathing creature. The biggest example of this was "UPD8" culture. You might not be aware of this, but Homestuck updated at an insane pace, what you've read so far isn't even 1 year worth of Homestuck updates. At some points it was updating every day, multiple times in a day even, you could get 15 pages in just 2 days. It could update at literally any time, 6PM, 2AM, it was complete and utter madness, and the fandom's culture revolved around this, someone somewhere would cry UPD8 and hundreds of thousands of people would scramble to the website, people created programs just to notify people when the update happened.
This was incredibly vital to what made Homestuck into a phenomenon, but that isn't the only thing you're missing out on. Hussie also interacted with fans a bunch. Beyond stuff like answering fans' questions on his blog, he did stuff like accept reader inputs during the WV segment, or he asked fans in the forums for names for the trolls, or he intentionally played with and referenced fan discussions or memes in the comic itself.
There was so much to Homestuck that you'll just never understand, what you're exploring is a massive, but long dead corpse, never to stir again.

>>149819139
The only issues are John not having his funny teeth most of the time and Rose being a bit more spherical than she should

>>149824522
Rorb Lalorb the Orb

>>149824458
The prince could very well undo his own destruction but the Knigh's own hope would lend him an extra level of immortality as well..

I'd say that the Prince might win if he used the part of Doom releated to despair and negativity might falter Hope enough to ensure a death.

But the hope player may be able to will/belive an attack capable of killing the prince.

Threadly reminder that Spades Slick did nothing wrong.

>>149824607
was that ever in question?

>>149824506
>never to stir again
The corpse is being exhumed as we speak and will be prancing around on stage for all the world to see.

>>149824607
this but clubs deuce

>>149824607
Remember when SS was unceremoniously killed without even getting to meet Karkat one last time, and then Bec Noir got to live?

>>149824275
Post-homestuck is a living, breathing creature. The biggest example of this was "DRAMA" culture. You might not be aware of this, but Homestuck drama updates at an insane pace, what you've read so far isn't even 1 year worth of Homestuck drama. At some points it updates every day, multiple times in a day even, you could get 15 dramas in just 2 days. It could update at literally any time, 6PM, 2AM, it is complete and utter madness, and Andrew Hussie hate culture revolves around this, someone somewhere would cry DRAMA and hundreds of thousands of people would scramble to Twitter, people created programs just to notify people when drama happened.
This is incredibly vital to what made Homestuck fall into irrelevance, but that isn't the only thing you're missing out on. Hussie also interacted with fans a bunch. Beyond stuff like threatening lawsuit over e-mails, he did stuff like date girls half his age, or only dating girl cosplaying the character he is in love with.
There is much to post-Homestuck that you'll regret to understand, what you're exploring is a massive long dead corpse, and its fun to watch it rot in real time.

>>149824506
Now I'm sad

>>149823980
Don't you mean Gen A or B

>favorite aspect and why
>least favorite aspect and why
>favorite class and why
>least favorite class and why
go

>>149824641
Now I'm happy

>>149823980
So how would you do that

>>149824649
>naming a generation before it exists

>>149824622
The corpse is long buried, they don't have the means to dig it out. What they've done is create a miniature papier mache copy of it to make people think that what they're seeing is its corpse dancing around.
HS^2, the show, these are things wearing its name, trying to trick you into thinking that what you're getting is a fraction of what Homestuck is, but that's all just a deception.
>>149824641
You're alright, kid.

>>149824656
>favorite aspect
Space, teleport bullshit and spatial manipulation sounds fun as fuck
>least favorite aspect
Life, youre basically the designated healslut, or you get something like Heir of Life which makes you the designated face tanker
>favorite class
Prince, i like characters that wreck shit spectacularly
>least favorite class
Bard, ugly ass uniform and ticking time bomb that doesnt even destroy directly

>>149824656
Favorite aspect is split between either Space or Doom. Space for the laws of physics powers that could exist. Doom because it seems the most intriguing.
Least favorite is Light. The more "special child" aspect of the story.

Favorite class is Prince. Cause Eirdan and it seems the most power, thus is most coolest.

Least is either Seer or Page. Pages barely do anything and the only thing Seers seem to be able to do is look in the future. If they bettered/made more clear the Seer's powers then they'd be alright.

>>149819287
I keep getting rage

>>149822698
>LOOK IN THE SKY, NUMBNUTS!!
sounds fine, but the first lines are so off that I wonder if he's doing a bit.

>>149824618
I will never stop reminding

>>149824705
>Prince, i like characters that wreck shit spectacularly
respect

>>149824641
>>149824695
So true!

>>149824607
He had the best crew...

>>149824807
Is that you, guy?

>>149824864
Yes

Old thread but still a thread
>>149816622

>>149824918
Not going there.

>>149820290
When was this from?

>>149824918
Mods you can start banning hsg now

>>149824918
>general hypno-goon thread
nope, see you guys tomorrow

>>149824933
I'm going to try and make a new thread, but I want a very specific OP image and so I'm gonna go digging for it.

Anyone remember which panel had Dave hold his own dead body?

>>149821681
I'm a page of light.

>>149824918
Nah, let the hypnofags have their thread. We can just make our own

>>149820290
awesome. any others?

>>149821734
THE PSYCHOLONIALS COSPLAYER?

>>149825042
bro just arrived

>>149824458
Both seem to peak pretty early in a session so this would happen early lmao. Prince smokes the knight. Knights don’t like bad violence and a knight of hope would feel the need to try to spare the prince no matter what. At the very least giving the prince the opening needed to smoke the knight.

>>149822254
Aww. If I lived close enough to a place where they did cons or whatever I would have spent all day with him at his table or whatever.

New non Hypnofags thread
Homestuck

>>149825042
>>149821823
So if she went on a date with Hussie as soon as May, and that she did a Psycholonials Hussie self-insert cosplay in June, one can wonder how much he paid her to do that...

>>149822722
Please please please

>>149822746
Wait.

Dirk said the last free election was in 2024.

The kids born right now are gen alpha. And the ones after that are gen beta..

Aspectists... this is the only time in history right now- we have to focus and manifest..

>>149823346
Is Toby Fox... Wallace..? Or maybe Scott?

>>149824711
>Least favorite is Light. The more "special child" aspect of the story
I think their "relevance" mechanic is pretty interesting

>>149825163
>fucks a vriska cosplayer
>fucks a Z cosplayer
>both Z and vriska are hussie's self inserts
Like all men, hussie secretly desires nothing else but to screw a female version of himself.

New non Hypnofags thread
>>149825130

>>149825125
at least he was giving out autographs for free, and he told some guy that asked him how to best read homestuck "don't"

>>149825344
Copying someone's post and putting some irrelevant goonershit as the pic. No thanks.

>>149824458
Hope is an incredibly noxious and potent power. I would say that no Hope player can ever be defeated if they are fully in tune with their power, except perhaps by Master Classes.

>>149825399
While I agree with you, this as an interesting match up because the prince of doom is one that destroys limitations and fate, so it would boil down to who can pull the biggest shonen bullshit to defeat the other

>>149825368
Fag

>>149824146
She's too skinny. Remember hussie only wants to fuck fat chicks

>>149824522
They are just introducing rorb early

>>149824629
Good news bec noir was piloting the robot vriska destroyed so he died unceremoniously too even more so in fact

>>149825527
Why does future vriska have to do with Anon

>>149825679
Yeah but he got to live for like, thousands of years on Earth C before the kids got there while tapping Ms Paint