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Anonymous No.149816924 >>149816946 >>149817292 >>149817364 >>149817513 >>149817981 >>149819964 >>149824230 >>149827844 >>149827870 >>149832631
Absolute Hal is gonna be Absolutely Gay
Ewing is gay or bi or whatever and really likes writing gay characters, so Obsidian being in Absolute Green Lantern isn't too much a surprise, but it seems like to me Hal is probably also be gay.

>Todd being confident Hal wouldn't leave him
>Ewing has Hal discuss Jo with Abin Sur no problem and bring up John no problem
>Ewing has Hal get cut off when bringing up his relation to Todd, the gay character, introducing ambiguity or curiosity instead of just finishing with friend like a straight writer writing a straight character would
>and in general Carol is working with Hector Hammond so his most major love interest is off the table for a while
>and in general he has the angstiest lantern ability introduced so far which would be fitting considering it's modeled after Obsidian's powers and he thinks his "_____" is dead
Anonymous No.149816945
god why are modern comics so boring and retarded
Anonymous No.149816946 >>149817062 >>149817292 >>149824760
>>149816924 (OP)
Ewing on his Blog said Hal is Straight in his book
>Hal Jordan is, to my knowledge, straight,
Anonymous No.149817062 >>149819889
>>149816946
>he doesn't mention John being straight
>Todd calls John Johnny

Anons...
Anonymous No.149817292
>>149816924 (OP)
I’m still mad they made Obsidian look like white trash
Shouldve made him look like a whore instead

>>149816946
Tbh looking at that post that’s still a little sus considering he calls Jo not straight without phrases/words like “to my knowledge”/seems/ etc
Writers like lying about shit and then say they were just being coy when people call them out
Anonymous No.149817364
>>149816924 (OP)
Would be lame but also funny in a way because it'd be yet another reason Hal would be overshadowing Jo as the protagonist in this
Anonymous No.149817513 >>149817561 >>149829297
>>149816924 (OP)
Why does Hal have anime hair in this
Anonymous No.149817561
>>149817513
Judging by the fight at the end of the issue it's because the artist is a weeb.
Anonymous No.149817981 >>149818239
>>149816924 (OP)
Why do I still get the feeling Hal and Todd's relationship will be left ambiguous?
Anonymous No.149818239 >>149818288
>>149817981
If sales start dropping and they need attention put on the series they would
Anonymous No.149818288 >>149818457
>>149818239
Probably but wouldn't that be like the third time in a row they used a Green Lanterns sexuality to drive attention and do nothing with?
Anonymous No.149818457 >>149818462
>>149818288
Tried and true way to get attention then
Also third times the charm, right
Anonymous No.149818462
>>149818457
kek, fair enough
Anonymous No.149818530 >>149818611 >>149826061 >>149829125
Queerbaiting to drive engagement?
They've been doing this with Nightwing for ages. Get over it.
Anonymous No.149818611
>>149818530
I swear, the only recent piece of entertainment that hasn't queerbaited and made the bold decision in having a same-sex pairing was KCD2. Not /co/ I'm aware but I still find it strange companies still engage in that tactic.
Anonymous No.149819889
>>149817062
Are they, you know?
Anonymous No.149819964 >>149820326
>>149816924 (OP)
Absolute GL is so bad
Anonymous No.149820326 >>149820457 >>149821668 >>149824208
>>149819964
Are any of the absolute books good?
Anonymous No.149820457 >>149822774
>>149820326
No clue, only tried GL because I like Lanterns. I hear bad things about Superman and absolutely nothing about the others
Anonymous No.149821668 >>149822774 >>149824264 >>149826002
>>149820326
Absolute Batman is basically a shounen manga pretending to be a Batman comic book
Absolute Martian Manhunter and Wonder Woman are fine
Absolute Superman is bad
Hardly anything has even happened in Absolute Flash yet, similar to GL
Anonymous No.149822774
>>149820457
>>149821668
Thanks for sharing.
Anonymous No.149824208
>>149820326
No.
Anonymous No.149824230 >>149824878 >>149828337 >>149828677
>>149816924 (OP)
So? I always see you guys crying about muh lesbians! Where's muh gay men! Well here one is. Are you not happy?
Anonymous No.149824264
>>149821668
>Absolute Batman is basically a shounen manga pretending to be a Batman comic book
?
I don't read shounen, but I never really got a kids adventure vibe from Absolute Batman, it's more over the top and horror aesthics.
Anonymous No.149824760
>>149816946
Sure anon. That's how he gets you right up until he's getting ABINSURRED up the ass
Anonymous No.149824878 >>149827780
>>149824230
Should have been flash or superman. GL is boring at this point.
Anonymous No.149826002
>>149821668
>Absolute Batman is basically a shounen manga pretending to be a Batman comic book
That's perfectly fine.
Anonymous No.149826061 >>149827462
>>149818530
Queerbait = no buy
No wonder comics are failing.
Anonymous No.149827462
>>149826061
Manga does it and makes millions.
Anonymous No.149827780 >>149828126 >>149832723
>>149824878
Oh please you’d be crying if Absolute Wally was as big as a faggot as he looks
Anonymous No.149827844
>>149816924 (OP)
>Carol is working with Hector Hammond
I mean, so was mainline Carol, I imagined at some point Hammond will go too far and Carol will get tired of his bullshit.
Anonymous No.149827870 >>149834601
>>149816924 (OP)
It'd be a very weird choice to make Hal gay when, you know, part of the point of having Jo as a main character is that she's already bisexual.
I dunno man, I feel like the GL lore has enough gays for them to use, they don't need to turn Hal into one too.
Also, the fact that Carol is there at all made me assume they'll eventually do HalCarol, at least I hope they do.
Anonymous No.149828126
>>149827780
Absolute Wally should be kissing Absolute Piper. I’m gonna be mad as hell if Piper shows up and he’s a 30 year old man.
Anonymous No.149828337
>>149824230
Comic book nerds are never happy stupid.
Anonymous No.149828677
>>149824230
They don't actually want gay guys, they just want to complain about women
Anonymous No.149828780 >>149828811 >>149830151
nah, he'll be straight, but buttraped repeatedly
Anonymous No.149828781
There is nothing in this world more fragile than a straight white boy on the internet.
Anonymous No.149828811
>>149828780
Idk anon that sounds like something that'll happen to Todd instead. Hammond was pretty foreboding.
Anonymous No.149829014 >>149829084
What's the point of Jo being used if they're going to make Hal gay lol
>she's black
John is right there
Anonymous No.149829084
>>149829014
Black WOMAN
If there is a JL book they need second woman and a non white member and Jo is both
Anonymous No.149829125
>>149818530
i'm not aware of nightwing actually being used for queenbaiting. queerbait doesn't mean 'appear next to a flag on a non-canonical cover or with a gay character'.
Anonymous No.149829297
>>149817513
This is the same comic line where Batman looks like a discount Sasuke. What do you think?
Anonymous No.149830151
>>149828780
That's what Hal is made for.
Anonymous No.149831354 >>149831560 >>149831611 >>149835753
Absolute Kyle should be an ugly fat dude but otherwise be exactly the same as usual
Anonymous No.149831560
>>149831354
Well he'd be a better representation of anime and comic nerds that way, so I'd welcome it.
Anonymous No.149831611
>>149831354
They should bring Absolute Jade in and introduce Absolute Kyle as her boyfriend and then fridge him 5 issues later.
Anonymous No.149832631 >>149833080 >>149833913
>>149816924 (OP)
this is the best absolute book by the way
Anonymous No.149832723
>>149827780
Nah. I was hoping they'd switch it up.
Anonymous No.149833080
>>149832631
Ehh AMMH and AWW are still better but the latest issue was definitely better than AF and the last couple issues of AS
Anonymous No.149833913
>>149832631
it's raising in my ranking
>martian manhunter
>wonder woman
>green lantern
>batman
>superman
>flash
it was last a couple months ago but flash hasn't gotten better, superman has starting sucking, and batman is starting to get boring but green lantern has gotten better with each passing issue to where i am actually interested to see and theorize what will end up happening
Anonymous No.149834601
>>149827870
Well it is an alternate universe.
Anonymous No.149835753
>>149831354
Why