Thread 149818385

>take Simp/Player test:
https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum
>see what /co/ or other character you get
>Post results

Johnny Bravo ain't an incel. He's had plenty of sex before. It just funnier to see the moments he crashes and burns.

>>149818428
>He's had plenty of sex before.
is this canon or fanon?

>>149818385 (OP)
>Okarun
>Unsuccesful with Woman
Ah yes, the dude who had a whole array of cute girls crushing on him is *definitely* unsuccesful with women.

>>149818485
Canon. An island of Amazons found him and tried making him a virgin sacrifice to their volcano god. The volcano spout him out instantly because he wasn't a virgin. They use the word virgin too.

>>149818385 (OP)
There was a filler scene in the DB anime during the 22nd Tenkaichi Budokai where some fangirls were going crazy for Roshi in his Jackie Chun persona. Since this picture does not take this obscure factoid of information into account, it is completely invalidated in my eyes.

>>149818569
Actually lol'd

Apocalypse Incel reporting in

Well, the description ain't wrong. But saying my closest match was Archie fucking Bunker was pretty harsh.

>>149818814
Archie Bunker is based tho

>>149818385 (OP)
>Harry Du Bois
I never played the game, but doesnt this guys opinions change based on you choices?

>>149818938
Yea but I'm not a fat balding old man though. And I'd certainly like to think that I could do better than picrel.

>>149818385 (OP)
>Nagito
>Loves women
Yeah sure

>>149819023
how does he not

This site shot up my GPU usage my up to 40%.
I reluctantly took the quiz anyway.
>Unfuckable Misogynist
INCEL
You’re a bitter, avoidant loner stuck in the incel rut. Rather than build confidence or social skills, you lash out with racial slurs, encourage women to kill themselves, and skip any scenario where you might meet someone. Your vibe is pure resentment—zero dates, zero empathy, zero growth. Until you turn that rage inward from women and start improving yourself, you’ll never escape this self-made prison.

Closest Match:
Rorschach
Rorschach

>>149818385 (OP)
I feel like this asked me far more than it should.

>>149819515
Also paired me with fucking Beavis

>>149819453
Based.
>>149819391
Also I think this is accurate.
I am not as patient as Rorschach but I think if I got into a relationship women would need to understand I would out of habit call them "Retarded fucking niggers" from time to time. I have no schizophrenia our Tourettes I just do it because I wish from time to time.

Hey wait this isn't /co/

>>149818385 (OP)
I'm right next to Shinji. Whatever.

>What do you wish women understood about you?
>Type your answer here
So what, they're feeding this shit into AI? No thanks.

Well not surprised. Will say this feels very dude bro type shit. Like the only worth is fucking pussy.

>>149819591
that's not how AI works

>>149818385 (OP)
I did not recognize the character they compared me to.

>>149819604
>Costanza
>0 Dates, 0 Partners
Didn't he regularly sleep with a revolving door of women?

>>149819672
How else would they determine how someone's answer to that question effects the outcome if you can type literally anything? I mean unless they have Indians reading them and weighting the results appropriately. Either way I ain't doing that shit.

>>149819736
INFERENCE (giving you an answer) is different from TRAINING (cooking up the AI's weights)

>>149819575
>admitting to having never been on a date is just as unimaginably evil and vile to a normalfag as having fantasies to violently torture and kill women and threatening them with violence

>>149818385 (OP)
>komaeda
>nick fuentes
>liking women
those niggas are fruitier than a fruit bat sucking another fruit bat's dick. why are they even on here

also george got laid literally all the time. he is not as successful as jerry, but he shouldn't be in either of the "unsuccessful with women" quadrants

>>149819687
Saibamen from DBZ. I don't know why they are even here since those things don't even have sex, they get literally planted like plants.

>>149819803
Wouldn't a fruity gay be an incel since they would never get pussy? Imagine a gay twink who tried to hit on women.

>>149819821
That was the picture I uploaded, random image from my phone. Their comparison was Rust from true detective.

>>149819845
No since
1. Foids love flaming faggot twinks
2. Faggots love and worship foids
The complete opposite of an incel. At most they would be volcel simps.

>>149818385 (OP)
Is this bad, bros? I wanted to fall in love and get married :'(

>>149819974
How is Rick in the "hates women" half? He's a typical liberal redditor fedora type who hates misogynists and agrees with feminists.

>Finn not being firmly in simp
Trash.

>>149820058
he actually gets girls sometimes though

>>149820085
So does Mordo, being a simp is more a state of mind than an indication of how much sex you have.

>>149819584
You and me both, brother. Always thought I was Literally Him™

>>149818385 (OP)
>Unfuckable Misogynist
>Closest Match: Rorschach
I could only hope to be as based as Rorschach.

>>149819007
What you learn about Harry's life before the game places him pretty firmly in the simp category (becoming a total wreck of a man because he can't get over the only woman he ever loved leaving him, who he conflates in his mind with a literal saint). How he deals with that and what kind of a person he becomes is up to the player, but that particular aspect of his back-story doesn't change.

>>149819007
What you learn about Harry's life before the game places him pretty firmly in the simp category becoming a total wreck of a man because he can't get over the only woman he ever loved leaving him, who he conflates in his mind with a literal saint. How he deals with that and what kind of a person he becomes is up to the player, but that particular aspect of his back-story doesn't change.

>>149819007
His backstory is set in stone

>>149819391
Hurm. Possible homosexual. Must investigate further.

>>149818385 (OP)
Oh nonono Whobros

>>149818385 (OP)
>Shinji
>unsuccessful with women
Holy retard.

>>149818385 (OP)
I got Nick Fuentes. Nick Fuentes can get women though.

>>149820623
HE'S GAY

>>149820614
Wanking over a comatose girl might count as a success in your book anon, but not to most people.

>>149820653
Gay guys can’t be incels tho. Fags will literally sleep with anyone and anything.

>>149820614
How is Shinji successful with women? In a romantic way

this isn’t really accurate at all.

This is BUNK. To get get above the Simp/Incel line you have to be an unmarriable PHILANDERER with multiple FAILED relationships. Some of us aren't LOSERS who couldn't get it right the first time.

>>149821108
It looks like it considers a bodycount in the 20's to be healthy. The few people I know with it that high are struggling to make meaningful long-term relationships so they can actually settle down.

>>149821308
20s is healthy for a man

>>149821375
whore

>>149821375
for a slut maybe, 20 makes you look like you can't actually hold a relationship down.

>>149818385 (OP)
Johnny canonically regularly has sex with women, he just doesn't in the show cause Johnny getting laid isn't a story.

i hate my life

>>149818385 (OP)
>Bobby Hill Simp
Never watched the show I see.

>>149818385 (OP)
i haven't actually dated a woman because I like men more so all my experience with women is based on 2 unrequited crushes from high school, genuinely shocked it was as accurate as it was

>>149821539
Yeah also he doesn’t hate women. His whole character is that he adores women.

If you don't get incel you shouldn't be posting here btw.

>>149821620
This.
Normgroids keep moving this here is an incel website.

>>149821504
How do you get Lovecraft? I did it five times but got Johnny three times, Beavis once and George once.

>>149818385 (OP)
Lovecraft being in unsuccessful with women is wrong, he was married. He was just an introvert.

>>149818385 (OP)
>okarun
>unsucessful
What stupid retard made this?

>>149818385 (OP)
I don't know what this has to do with Comics or Cartoons, but I gave it a whirl. Apparently I'm Neo.

>>149818385 (OP)
Anyone else got Mark Corrigan? Kek

>>149821504
But Lovecraft was married?

>>149822162
He was married, but he would only fuck her if she gave him textbooks. They eventually divorced because she had specific needs and it was amicable in that divorce.

>>149822162
Yeah but he didn't fuck 200 people so according to the tumblr game he's a loser.

>It's 11pm on a Tuesday. What do you text to her to get her to come over?
Dude, at 11pm on a Tuesday, I'm trying to get some fucking sleep. Some of us have work in the morning

>>149819797
Normalfags are genuinely retarded, irrational and evil. They deserve to get shot up by some incel chud. Can't feel any sympathy for those animals.

>>149822312
post your results chud

>>149818385 (OP)
>Unfuckable misogynist
>You’re locked in full-blown incel mode: zero dates, zero confidence, and a sour take that women exist only to serve you. You avoid any real interaction—when she laughs with another guy you turn and walk away, and your idea of flirting is spamming random GIFs. It’s pure self-pity meets unapologetic misogyny—no rizz, all excuses. Time to either level up or own your Unfuckable Misogynist status.

>>149822487
Closest match was Elliot

I was trying to get Joker.

>>149821839
For me, I was pretty neutral but on women while acknowledging their evopsych, but also avoided approaching women or expressing interest out of anticipation of their disinterest at every stage.

>>149822597
Kek

>>149819797
>a creature with the biological programmer to reproduce fails to do so.
Image if your toaster just froze the bread. If the microwave played the radio. Your car just shook back and forth. That is what they are. Failed bio-mechanical machines. A danger.

>>149822821
>Image if your toaster just froze the bread
That would be crazy if it were just as fast as a regular toaster is at toasting. Cooling things down is way harder than heating them up.

>>149822821
It’s funny how normies are the biggest moralfags in the world until it comes to incels.

The realest mf here

>>149822973
They operate on logical gates preset by evolution. Follow the herd. Herd say killing bad = killing bad. Virgin bad = virgins are bad.

>>149822487
That's interesting I also got unfuckable misogynist but I replied with racial slurs so it pointed out in my summary I used racial slurs.
So AI IS judging this case by case not using pre loaded responses.

>>149823086
I'm the mirror of Leonardo DiCaprio

>>149823091
Great, now the AI knows we're incels. The terminator will hunt us down and kill us.

I developed a maladative daydream esque fantasy relationship about a famous actress. She then got married to an NFL superstar and it's been like acid ever since.

>>149823188
which one?

>>149823188
> closest match
> Lovecraft

>>149818385 (OP)
>clueless
Fair cop
>incel
Buzzword garbage
>a lack of genuine rizz
Well thank God for that

I would fuck an alien girl, it's true.

Now the fun question. Is this a right wing or left wing creation?

AHHHHHHHH IT SAYS IM A FUCKING MALE FEMINIST REDDITOR

>>149823555
i think this answers your question:
>>149823563

I got the Dud...

>>149823221
He’s making fun of Shameik Moore.

>>149823662
People never believe me because they always assume I'm that guy. What a world.

>Redditor

Between Ross and Bobby Hill. The text that went along with it was unadulterated 'scamming internet pickup artist' cringe, though, sold to kissless incels. Made me laugh, then made me annoyed.

>>149823555
It’s promoting a dating app. It’s a capitalism creation and as everyone knows, capitalism will pretend to have whatever values it thinks will lead people to consume product.

>>149822821
>Your car just shook back and forth.
Actually that sounds kind of nice. It would be like a big rocking chair.

>>149821587
>I like men
Poser, website didn't call you a faggot

>>149824088
Biff was gay?

>>149824114
Did you ever suspect the reason he was bullying Marty was because he wanted his bussy?

>>149818385 (OP)
>Denji in Ladies Man and not squarely in Simp
>Shinji not on the border between Simp and Incel
>Harry DuBois not repping every single side
Dogshit chart

>>149818385 (OP)
>Aloof Misogynist - Incel
That was fun

>>149818385 (OP)
Ehh it's in the right ballpark

pretty good

I don't think that's how I'd describe Johnny Bravo

>>149821375
>20 is healthy
Just go dumpster diving for any trash huh?

>>149821308
Kamina wasn't a ladies man, Yoko was his first kiss

>>149822179
She is quoted as saying he was fine in bed. They divorced because she worked distance and it was a amicable divorce.

>>149818385 (OP)
Only thing I don’t like about this is them calling me hopeless, my hope is in Yahusha

>>149819023
Poor man's KawoShin.

what

>>149820049
His general misanthropy extends to women and all his relaitonships are marked by a strong mistrust of the woman and a need to be in control. When it goes to shit he resents the woman for confirming his fears. Like he'll agree with libshit takes because 1.It's meta and he's a mouth piece and 2.Because he'll talk down to anyone for any perceived shortcoming even if he doesn't actually care about whatever it is.

>>149823091
I told it that I’d walk 360 degrees and walk away then answered the next question by saying I’d send her Ambukatum gifs

>>149819515
>you've locked yourself in the incel club
>you have voluntarily put your self in the involuntary celibate club
fucking retards writing this shit

>>149822821
>make half pipe roads that go nowhere unless you can fly
>blame it on the car being an ecobox and not the roads

>>149820049
he disregards the women in his family

I don't know what to make of this

>>149818385 (OP)
I would say that this is good omen for my writing career but this chart has Harry Dubois on the "loves women " side and Denji on the "Successful With Women " side so it isn't the most accurate. I found the AI's assessment of me based off of what little I gave it to be accurate to my own.

>>149818385 (OP)
I got Johnny bravo

>>149825711
And then he died.

>>149818385 (OP)
This chart makes no sense. Peep Show's Mark is more successful with women than Mordecai

I got the fucking dud, I'm not posting that shit

i got wife guy and some anime character simp

Oh dear god no.
OH DEAR GOD NO!

>>149828130
You'red fucked now.

i took the test like three times and every time it interpreted some conversation with my girlfriend as "fumbling", when all I'm doing is threatening to rape the woman I love...

anyway this test is bullshit. it seems to prioritise its own bias for what makes you successful with women over any actual success. like, what is a high number of partners? that depends entirely on why and how you met them, whether they were hookups or serious, short term or long term, etc. it doesnt even ask you how old you are

>>149818385 (OP)
What Discord zoomer fag made this garbage

>>149819391
>>149819453
Whoever made this absolutely did not read Watchmen.

>>149818385 (OP)
>Denji
Despite the positive text this makes me feel like I'm being insulted.

>>149821308
>It looks like it considers a bodycount in the 20's to be healthy.
I have 4 and it didn't give me any shit about it. I think as long as it's not 0 (incel) or 1 (terminal oneitis) it doesn't care.

>>149818385 (OP)
I just don't care.

hue

>>149822229
Well, text it as if it's a scenario in whch you want her to come over.

>>149818385 (OP)
Who made this what, yo?

>>149824440
Denji has a decent enough record in getting female attention and gunning for girls. He even got with Reze for a couple of days. He just is completely unprepared for a relationship or even sex. He has the chances and motivation, but lacks the skills and depth.

>Bumbling Protector (SIMP)

>You come across as a genuinely respectful, chivalrous guy who idealizes protecting and cherishing women—but you’ve got virtually no experience or confidence. You play it safe, avoid rejection, take her words at face value, and end up sideline-spectating instead of making a move. You want a simple, honest connection but lack the boldness and game to close. Right now you’re a well-meaning protector stuck in classic simp territory. Time to lean into momentum, build your confidence, and stop overthinking every interaction.

>Closest Match: Okarun

Eh, fair enough.

>>149822229
That's pretty much exactly what I answered and it gave me >>149829094. You don't have to come up with some cringe pickup line, just play it straight.

>>149830017
It's an advertisement for AI pickup artists.

I cannot help but notice not a single woman responded to this yet.
Meaning women are either in fact, smarter than men because they're smart enough to not let themselves get data mined just to be told what they already know. OR they're all in satisfactory relationships so they don't care about knowing.

>>149830198
>woman
>/co/

Womp Womp

>You’ve got a brittle mix of old-school chivalry and simmering contempt for women. You claim not to care (“Nothing!”) yet feel affronted if she laughs with another guy, barging into conversations to reassert dominance. Your texts are blunt and commanding—“Come over” shows standalone confidence—but your actual track record (one hookup) and aversion to rejection reveal retreating beta energy. You’re caught between macho posturing and bitter avoidance, leaving you stuck in a low-success, low-respect rut.
I think it misunderstood my nothing response, but still cool that it has some kind of AI analyzing the type in responses
Got just over the simp border to player

>>149818385 (OP)
It called me a cynical player, which tells me they don't know what they're telling and because I'm a moderate ladies man

>>149823527
Oh, so this was made by a simp

>>149818385 (OP)
I never want to hear any of you disagree with me about women or relationships again.

Despite the description being pretty bad, I like Johnny Bravo, so I guess being next to him on the graph isn't the worst thing

>>149818385 (OP)
>Mixing fictional people with real people
Yes yes leave out cookies for Santa claus.

The come over text appearing in the results summary was funny. It's pretty accurate.

>>149824088
i'm sorry brother i'm letting the side down
it doesn't understand i'm indifferent to women and just trying to fuck straight dudes through them

I guess.

halfway through these questions I was already like
>just put me in the incel square senpai

>>149830198
the quiz is constructed for male responses and results, that's why no women have responded, anon

>>149830198
i did though who is going to say I'M A WOMAN BTW in their post

kinda blunt innit

>>149833763

What did you get?

I got "Cocky Charmer" and Seinfeld

>>149833823
>only 95% of women are horrible people, you chud!
I fucking hate the modern world

>>149833828
psychopathic player incel

oh god this is too correct
i guess i have to play disco elysium now

>>149834029

Did that give you a character?

>>149834059
i closed the tab and i'm not gonna take it again but it's the guy on the middle left

>>149834078

Archie Bunker? Huh.

>>149833763
>>149834029
lol this is a tranny
the woman counter flips back to zero

>>149833763
Tits or gtfo

>>149818810
Based

Comics and Cartoons?

Chris has a kid so ah

>>149830030
>Denji has a decent enough record in getting female attention and gunning for girls. He even got with Reze for a couple of days
And he constantly and consistently ends up letting EVERY SINGLE woman who shows that attention walk all over him between BOTH parts of CSM. Hell the newest chapter has him instantly simping just from seeing panties.

There was a shitty ND cartoon that nobody watched, he counts as /co/, right?

Who is Denji?

>>149839844
Doesn't that mean "battery"?

I GOT THE DUD!
I'm also a faggot so I don't really care