Thread 149819596

Bring back Spongebob for round 2

Omni-Man gapes every saiyan and kryptonian and frieza btw

HULK SMASH

>>149819596 (OP)
Spongebob and Doodlebob's match would absolutely destroy the entire omniverse, every hero and villain from across Composite Fiction would try and stop them in Beyond Ultimate Crisis

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149819623
>pic has racism against white people

I'm one of the 200k people who played g this gem

>>149819651
Asura's Wrath is actually a decent story even if it's just a QTE Masher like most of the old GoW games
nuGoW tones down the mashing but it also removed almost all of the entertainment value while bloating playtime

>>149819651
I still have my original copy (ps3).

>>149819651
Xbox 360 for me desu. Fuck that final Yasha fight.

Ben 10 vs Robot

>>149819620
It takes him weeks to kill all the aliens from that other dimension. Frieza's men take minutes.

>Some weeaboo our there grew up watching fucking anime with subs
>Likely because his Weeaboo parents made him watch that shit
Grim, anime is indeed a mental illness

>>149819790
HULK SMASH

>>149819754
Nigger you don't want to derail this thread into weebs vs nerds, this general is already as mentally ill as it is.

>>149819790
>>149819806
did you post that just to post gay porn?

>>149819827
Don't (You) me

>>149819754
It's okay, he'll know about Veggietales in due time
>>149819810
It's a post from like 15 minutes ago shut the fuck up and stop trying to gaslight people into doing the things you're crying about

>>149819806
>>149819849
This happened because Venom replaced Hulk as the sexy ugly bastard that fucks the Marvel Girls
Now all Hulk has is being the gay rapist character

Odds of them taking the Titan Hulk being able to fight the Living Tribunal seriously? He already scales above GalacTURD, so...

>>149819873
This was obviously not in reality so no

>>149819806
Would hulk survive an MGE brother?

>>149819888
Anon, need I remind you they used a cookbook for Kratos and gave him fake feats?

>>149819872
Venom is superior to Hulk anyway
better character, better stories

>>149819910
Better dick it seems...

>>149819873
>TOBA Hulk is such a weak bitch he has to become the next Galactus in order to get a power-boost
>Titan Hulk is so strong he could hypothetically take out The Living Tribunal

>>149819910
King in black is bad

>>149819944
Knullshit is genuinely a black hole of entertainment, I agree

SOCORRO !!

What character do you think the hulk fag is in actuality.

>>149819976
Kratos, of course!

>>149819976
Hulkfags (the modern shitpost ones that don't actually read nor cite the comics) are brown DB/wanpiss faggots that are using Hulk as their next self-inserter of choice

>>149819596 (OP)
Stand battles and bizarre stuff always sound like 20th century schizoid man. I know it's jjk, but work like stands.

>>149819806
This is the reason of the green dildos? Kek

>ruby vs maka and aang vs traveler are next
>7 unconfirmed matchups left
>sans vs the judge practically guaranteed
>non-zero chance of slop matches from the tournament of champions like kasen vs sonic, ragna vs velvet or lucina vs grovyle getting an episode
Post your best ideas for the rest of the season NOW. Preferably matchups that would get views.

>>149819997
But enough about Kratos

>>149819910
... until Knull was created and ruined all symbiotes everywhere.

>>149820026
seriously can you even attempt actual conversation or is your brain THIS warped from online arguments

olive oyl left me for a chink…

>>149820021
Ash vs Yugi is getting in. The brown lesbians from the owl show and the frog show is probably happening at some point too.

What are the chances Ash vs Yugi gets announced right after Hulkzilla?

Kylebros, we're officially getting a third adaptation (2nd with an actual plot rather than just being roster filler for LEGO games)

Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!

>>149820036
I'm not going to your thread, Kingtoast

>>149820069
Zero because they're still trying to find literally any way for Ass to have a decent fight against Yugay
Aang vs Gacha and Shill Fight for Ep200 are next
>>149820081
>literal non-sequitur bullshit response
okay so your brain is fried got it I'll be sure to not respond to you from now on

>>149820078
That's nice, is he getting the MC role?

>>149820107
no, Jessica is the MC
I just think it's funny how adaptations treat Kyle

>>149820131
>spoiler
I know, that's why I asked

>>149819968
It's not fair! Naruto should be impregnating ME!!!

after that Kratos Paradox video I've been constantly getting recommended Kratos videos
help

>>149819596 (OP)
>his "hero" kills

>>149820157
>that Kratos face on the left
Kek.

>Carnage jobs to Lucy
>Miles jobs to Deku
Marvelbros, is our verse really weaker than anime?

>>149820265
>tfw you win your most popular anime MU

>>149820081
KINGtos warped your sissy brain with his superior scaling and lore

>>149820265
>our verse really weaker

>>149819870
>FUCKING ANIME, I HATE IT
>but i am also not trying to start anything, didnt do muffin

>>149820319
>>FUCKING ANIME, I HATE IT
Who the FUCK are you quoting?

ALL my scaling hinges upon a single statement. I'm nothing without it.

I have such insanely meanspirited slander sitting in my folders but I don't want to post them.

>>149820294
What anime character did Spiderman fight?

>>149820343
BITCHtos the unlikable

>>149820343
Ultima the ultimate jobber hinges off at least TWO statements (CTC, IT) and Kratos has novels and cookbooks so I'm not sure what impression this is supposed to be.

>>149819596 (OP)
Top left image looks like AI.

>>149820354
Post it
>>149819810
These threads are already unhinged, literally how could it get worse

>>149820336
>>149819754
>Grim, anime is indeed a mental illness

>>149820331
KEKAROOO!

>>149819810
>weebs vs nerds
it already is

>DC defeats anime several times and only loses once to Simon
>Marvel regularly humiliated by bottom of the barrel trashnime
DC-sisters, we are eating good. Our verse really is the STRONGEST CAPESHIT

>>149820394
well you already know I'm not that poster and the shitflinging you're requesting STILL hasn't happened so calm down and just enjoy the seethe from AI spammers as they get janny'd

>>149820343
texas-level nolan...

>>149820343
GoKEK...

>>149820408
Simon vs Kyle should have been fun
instead Simon blows past the FUCKING SOURCE WALL because "lol muh 12D mind"
if they had just stayed huge and destroyed shit like Thanos vs Darkseid it would have been more enjoyable to see Kyle lose rather than the gay shit we got. A lot of MUs, even ones that I agree with, are hampered by shit fights

>>149820364
99% of Norse Kratos scaling comes from Freya’s statement about the world tree.

>>149820476
>fagtos and not GREEKtos
Oh, yeah fair enough. Nevermind.

>>149820408
DC has literally real Superman, it can't ever lose.

>>149820416
>trying to gaslight me this hard
Fine i will concede, but know you are a massive fagget

>>149820458
>Thanos vs Darkseid
https://youtu.be/HNl6yqfRI3w

IM THE KING

>>149820343
SHITnic...

>>149820528
Why did they play Kratos' theme in that fight

>>149820518
No one wants weebs vs dorks except (You) and (You) are the only one bringing it up. Just calm down dude, it's very obvious neither of us is trying to perpetuate.
>>149820528
>Darkseid and Thanos get an infinitely better rap battle than Miles vs Deku
As it should be.

>>149820408
>>149820515
>>149820458
Yup yup. DC won

>>149820408
Only because they keep giving anime street tier pity wins.

>>149820555
Superman no-diffs Spidey but Batman no-diffs Hulk. Strange... DOCTOR Strange, even...

>>149820555
Proclaim the score.

>>149820596
Ben's favorite characters (except Archie Sonic LMFAOOOOOOO)

>>149820596
Kratos…

>>149820576
15-14 in Marvel's favor.

>>149820576
Superman beats everyone in Marvel apart from Venom who he jobs to. Repeatedly. I guess Kryptonians were fatally weak to Symbiotes

This thread is about to get MINDFREAKED

>>149820570
Batwank is the most protected and powerful thing in fiction.

>>149820630
Good thing he's a hero who tries to protect lives, if a villain had that kind of wank Composite Fiction would be fucking toast
imagine JLU but ACTUALLY Unlimited so we could get people from the Big 2 and beyond like Shounen chars; Superman and Batman just picking up the Z-Fighters so we'd get AMV Tien but unironically, or turning MHA into REAL heroes, etc.
shit would be so fucking cash money

>>149820629
>>149820677
this
QUEENice is a featsCHAD, ChriSISSY is a smoke-and-mirrors loser

>>149819740
Jenny has a chance against OG Ben but I don't think she has any counters to upgrade ghost freak phasing through attacks or Upgrade doing the equivalent of robot body horror if he touches her. From alien force onwards Ben just has too many hax that shut her down for it to be a fair fight.

Who is worthy enough face Bor, the based grandpa of Thor?

The gay hulk posting makes the lead up to Deku vs Miles fight look civil in hindsight.

>>149820736
Why is half of his dialog redacted?

>>149820677
>>149820693

Post SHITice warping reality

>>149820758
Marvel writers thought this would be funny

>>149820760
>Post QUEENice doing something MindSHART is incapable of doing

>>149819651
Trust capcucks to simp for literal movie "games" as long as it has their beloved AAA slop brand on it.

>>149820770
Wait... that's NOT an edit? Holy shit why do they keep fucking with Thor so much? Femthor, black thor, this shit, Loki being a fucking gay ass freak, what is it with modern SHITvel writers ruining Thor who's worst crime was being boring?

>>149820021
>Kasen Vs Sonic
KINO

Post SISSY SHARTgel flipping over a car with a man inside.

Hulk now has the 3rd most viewed preview this season behind Kratos and Among Us.

>>149820820
Why is nobody watching the Godzilla preview...?

>>149820830
because no one actually cares about Godzilla in terms of powerscaling outside of some niche contingent of insane freaks that think Godzilla solos composite fiction in base

>>149819596 (OP)
nah

>>149820736
This turns 10 years old next year.

>>149819596 (OP)
yah

>>149820796
Anon. That came out in March 2016. That's nearly a decade ago.

>>149820796
>Loki being a fucking gay ass freak
So loki?

>>149820830
It came out yesterday.

>>149820888
So was FemThor, it's been happening for a good while and I don't just mean "modern" as in "past 2 years"
>>149820899
Loki's never been that fucking gay even though he's fucked a horse in mythos, in fact the writing quality for Loki has taken a pretty significant dip

>>149820758
it was written by an SCP writer

>>149820940
jej
SCP should redact entire entries at this point it's clearly never going to improve

>>149820736
>Unsolicited opinion of Israel
Kek how the times have changed.
I hate kikes btw

>>149820916
Didn't Loki get fucked by the horse?

>>149821003
All I see are cute boys

>>149821006
Yes, Loki was the original Mr. Hands

>>149820830
I mean it has only been a day so far.

>OhNoSpam
Old, stale, out of date.
>Pity Win Banner
New, happening, freshly cooked.

>>149820951
generally accepted policy of the site now is that you should avoid redacting stuff unless there's a good narrative reason for doing so, new articles hardly have any redactions
honestly i agree with the idea but considering some of the stuff they write redactions might be the lesser of two evils

>>149821006
Yes. Loki turned himself into a mare to seduce the horse of a giant so Asgard would win the bet Loki himself had started. He's also guilty of crossdressing and pretending to be Thor's maid (when Thor was pretending to be a bride in order to get Mjolnir back from the giant that had stolen it)

>>149821026
KINGtos, don’t you dare think about it!

>>149821003
angelcoffee podiumflag?

>>149821060
I thought the Norse myths were supposed to be so heckin manly and trad but it's all gay, trans and bestiality!?!?!

>>149821080
homosexuality, transgenderism and bestiality used to be manly before fags ruined them.

>>149821080
It's just Loki and Thor who are into tranny stuff. Odin is too busy trolling people and Heimdal is too busy beating the shit out Loki in between of banging his harem of wives

>>149821078
he's trying to say he bond burger'd your sister last night
>>149821080
Norse is literally just as gay and stupid as Greek mythos
seems weird that only Abrahamic religions (Christianity) tried to skirt away from that kind of thing, but you still end up with child slavery and animal abuse
it's almost like religion is made up by fucking insane people and faith is completely detached from the actual words of men that appear in these works

>>149821117
>Crippled by massive insecurity so can't enjoy things anymore
Sounds like a personal problem

>>149821026
>>149821063
He's gonna do it, his Spartan nature and upbringing cannot be contained

>>149821080
being fair, a lot of this is Loki in general, so maybe it was just him
is it any worse than the Egyptian Cum Magic?

>>149821178
Palutena would watch and laugh as Pit is hopelessly murdered

YO WHAT'S UP MY NAME'S GODZILLA
THE MODERN DAY, NUCLEAR METAPHOR THRILLA
I'LL THRASH HULK JUST FOR FUN
THEN I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND MAKE A SEQUEL TO MINUS ONE

>>149821201
Only Quagmire has Giggityforce, and would solo Godzilla

HEY IT'S ME GOKU
AND I'M THROUGH PLAYIN
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND GO
SUPER SAYIAN

>>149821178
PIT, fucking RUN!
https://youtu.be/ovv1Pl87kfg?si=JKvBIJaVGDkfu7wr

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

KEKTOS
VERSUS
AAASUUURAAAAAAAAAA

BEGIN!

>>149821196
I'd say it's maybe a bit worse than the Rape of Ganymede, Hermaphroditus, and and 6 odd people including Tiresias who had their sex changed by the gods

>>149821199
Uh....murdered...that is right
*breaks palutena solar plexus before taking him to my basement*

YO PROF. BRUCE BANNER HERE TO SOLVE THIS EQUATION
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND BLAST HER WITH GAMMA RADIATION

>>149821201
STREET ON YOUR ASSHOLE
MILES EATING MY COCK
THE NAME'S DEKU BITCH, AND THIS IS MY STREET!
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND MAKE ALL THE 7-B KNEEL!

>>149821196
Egyptian Cum Domination is kinda hot
too bad it's mostly done by men to other men, I can't even look at men kissing other men without getting repulsed like I just got hit with 1,000,000 decibels

https://x.com/DCFilmNews/status/1955001155999678663?t=m3YMlEMeCoGnqspR25e5hQ&s=19
welcome back, kyle. glad to see you'll get your time in the spotlight once more.
>t. Simonfag

HEY IT'S ME SIMON,
PEOPLE'VE BEEN CALLING ME WEAK
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
WITH MY GIGA DRILLU BREAK

DIO HERE MORTALS! PREPARE FOR MY HIGHBALLS!
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND GET SOME WANK FROM SWAN

YUP IT'S THE KING KRATOS
I'M SCHOLARLY LIKE PLATO
I AM THE BETTER MAN
I STUFFED ASURA IN A CAN

>>149821303
.... you didn't giggity lois? GUYS HE DIDN'T GIGGITY LOIS

>>149821313
Fuck Kratos is too Spartan I lost...

>>149821313
literally no one can Giggity Lois except Quagmire I just said this

>>149821292
Can I come in and edit that a bit for you?
>DIO'S HERE MORTALS, PREPARE TO GET TAKEN TO THE BANK
>I'LL GIGGITY LOIS, AND GET SOME PRIMO SWAN WANK

>>149821323
EVERYBODY's giggity'd lois.

>>149821334
NO ONE has, thoughbeitalever

>COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
>COUGH
Giggity lois
>COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

THE NAME IS RYOMEN SUKUNA
I'LL SLICE YOU LIKE A TUNA
MORE AURA THAN SUPERMAN AND DEADLIER THAN THE ULTRA
MY TECHNIQUE IS BOUNDLESS YOU WILL GROVEL DOWN
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND MAKE SOME BINDING VOWS

When you were all fucking lois, i was fucking the fat man, and the dawg. Checkmate.

>>149821346
>The Mask
>Hancock
>Goku

When did this place turn into the ghetto with all this shit nigger rap?

MY NAME IS BATMAN
YOU CAN CALL ME BRUCE WAYNE
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND BREAK HER ASS LIKE BANE

>>149821371
This thread apparently

>>149821383
Make a Chara rap or I don't buy it

STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING MY WIFE YOU BASTARDS!!!

JIN-WOO IN ACTION, DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME JUNGKOOK
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND SOLO LEVEL SOME ASSHOLES

MY NAME IS BEETLEJUICE, AND YOUR ASS IS TOAST
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND PROVE I'M THE GHOST WITH THE MOST

>>149821389
They ain't just talkin bout it fat man

>>149821383
>Deletes her

IT'S ME KRATOS THE TEACHER
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND SHOW YOU A BOUNDLESS CREATURE

>>149821383
literally doesn't happen and I don't know why you'd think it would

>>149821405
alright anon I'll give you a warning, delete that post right now or you won't live to see tomorrow

>>149821178
>Pit just flies into the air
>Carpet bombs Kratos

YABBADABBADOOO, DENJI'S HERE WOOOHOOO
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND WATCH YORU FUCK SOME MUTTS

LET’S GET STARTED WITH ASURA ON THE MIC.
I’LL GIGGITY LOIS and GIVE YOU A GREAT FIGHT.
MY FEATS ARE PURE AND SO’S MY FLOW.
WITH THESE FISTS IN YOUR FACE? NOW THAT’S A SHOW!

Jin Woo fucks your favorite waifu

>>149821481
...'s laundry

Jin Woo is literally me. I have a small dick too

Walter Hartwell White
I'm the greatest drug kingpin
I'll giggity Lois
And show you why I always win

Someone please make a screencap my sides went to the fucking moon lmao

>>149821487
what is Jin Woo even from? I only heard of him from the aura farming tournament with Piccolo, they're apparently good friends

GUTS! NOT A NAME BUT WHAT SOON YOU'LL SHOWCASE!
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND DO WHAT I ALWAYS DO: SLAY!

So did the Godzilla Preview tease they’re using Ultima or not?
We KNOW Death Battle themselves didn’t wanna do this because they didn’t want to see Godzilla lose, so I imagine they’ll pull something to screw Hulk over again.

>>149821568
the fact Ultima is a losecon is so fucking funny to me

>>149821568
They said they're examining his entire history and focusing on major releases, and the sneak peek shows some red smoke at the end. It's not fully confirmed yet.

>>149821499
One day my king you will get your Death Battle episode and they will say your name...

KAMALA KHAN ON THE BEAT!
THIS PLACE NEEDS A WOMAN
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS MYSELF CUS' I NEED NO MAN!

>>149821558
From some gook series called Solo Leveling. Jin Woo is a weak beta cuck that sacrifices himself to save some people and then he gains a literal game system that allows him to level himself up like in a game, then he becomes the strongest fag in existence. The power literally makes him taller, chaddier and muscular for some reason too.

>>149821383
>Ness's fuckboy

>>149821640
Zaaaammmnnn can she beat the cock??

>>149821661
wow, that uh... that doesn't sound as good as I was expecting

>>149821661
Sounds like Korean version of He-man

>>149821711
Why would you make Ness gay instead of having him fuck a cute girl? Are Nessfags homos?

>>149821632
>Heisenberg cooks up a DEATH BATTLE!
>Walter White is WAY smarter than you think! | Breaking Bad in DEATH BATTLE!

>>149821724
Chara is a whore and whores can't be cute.

you're all dead

>>149821568
>so I imagine they’ll pull something to screw Hulk over again.
It’s possible, but I don’t think so. This is supposed to be Hulk’s apology match since they already fucked him over twice and people would be livid if they did it again.

WEEEELLLLL
THE JANNY'S HERE NOW
AND I'VE WANTED TO SAY
I PUT IN A LOT OF HOURS
AND I DONT GET PAID
I KEEP /dbs/ AT BAY
GIVE THEM A THREE DAY
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND PROVE TO THEM I'M NOT GAY

>>149821717
It's alright. It's basically fights, fights and fights. And the Jin Woo dude being cool and shit, hence the aura farming meme.

>>149821767
>It's basically fights, fights and fights.
At least the chinks know what I want more than japs do. Shonen drama is such a bore.

>neg-diffs Full-Swank Composite Godzilla
HeAh!

>>149821739
Okay, NessHOMO.

>>149821829
>CharaCOPE

>>149820697
Jenny giga speedblitzes OG Ben she can travel between literal galaxies in a few second, he won’t even have enough time to change into Upgrade or Ghostfreak.

>Grrrrrrrr AHHHH! This is so painful and difficult...Hnnnnnnnnng
>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...
>*dies*

>>149821868
>Brother, why do ye not help me!!
>I... AM... TRYING!!!
>Brother, do you leave me to die?
>I... AM... A BETTER MAN!!! *meekly bends the bars*
>Brother, help me!!

>>149821868
That cage? Omniversal+

>>149821868
Kratos was teaching his brother...

>>149821718
I....hate you for being right.

>>149821949
He already TAUGHT Deimos tho

Psylocke in Death Battle?

>>149821868
>>149821895
CANOOOOOOON!

>>149821782
Gooks. Chinks do the same except more psychotic.

>>149821845
Not the one who admitted to being a home.

>>149822035
*homo

>>149821868
>>149821895
K,B,C.

>>149821868
Boundless metal cage above platonic concepts and dimensions.

>>149821757
so....pity win confirmed.

>>149822035
>>149822048
>CharaESLTARD
Kek

>>149822134
Even still, of all the pity-wins this show’s had, it’s one of the better ones.
It’s at least better than Shadow v Ryuko, where Shadow got fed a win against an opponent who couldn’t do shit to him.

>>149820343
Simon...

>>149822141
It was auto-correct, actually.

I just cucked Lucy from Elfen lied

>>149821868
>>149822074
2.36 quintillion times faster than light btw. Shook some quirky tree or some shit btw. Boundess threat btw.

>>149820788
>GoWard projecting as he watches his game become a cuck simulator

Why didn't Kratos stop the Ottoman Turks from conquering Greece?

>>149822251
You WILL respect his speed.

>>149821868
This cage? Literally unbreakable for the likes of SHARTsura.

>>149820736
How 'bout Orion's grandpa Yuga Khan.

>Lost in comics
>Lost in animation
>Lost in gaming
>Lost in merchandising
>Lost in powerscaling
A-at least we still have the movie market...

>>149820796
>non-reader performative outrage
Go back to twitter.

>>149821003
Pity win for Banner?

>>149822271
He was taking a long nap with a hole in his stomach.

>>149821003
Cute little cope you made kaijutard.

>>149822304
Marvel is the only one carrying comics right now

>>149822170
This place thinks all supers p>>149822192
eak at moon level?

>>149822192
Sure thing SAAR

Why did Kratos' victory mindbreak anons ITT this hard?

>>149822346
I'm going to need Death Battle to have Hulk lose for a third time...we can't have Marvel beat us in every fucking measure...

>>149822304
3-0

>>149822366
Too steong

>>149822372
Yes, the score between Koslov-sama and Superman is 3-0...his anus was never the same.

>>149822372
S-S-SHUT UP!!

>>149822369
To be fair, people care more about the MCU than Marvel Comics.

>B-But

Nigga that's a fact

>>149822395
ESLtos...

>>149822366
His boundless power did it

>>149822271
Why didn't Asura defend India/China from European Imperialism?

>>149822453
Buckbroken by BRITISH BVLLS

>>149822366
He’s a fraud given a win he had no business in having. DB clearly had bias for him but couldn’t even try to not half ass their research and verdict
>j-just because we’ve never SEEN Kratos dodge a universe-crossing laser, doesn’t mean he couldn’t!
The episode was pure meme-fuel so the shitposts came accordingly.

>>149822461
>AIEEEE....MY PLANETARY FEAT....IS NO MATCH FOR...CORNWALLIS-SAMA!

Give Gohan a good Death Battle opponent

>>149822414
>Every day
>eight months
That's around 243 days. Even if they only raped him once a day that's 243 times. In that image we see three men. Say each man takes the typical 5-7 minutes to orgasm during sex (we'll say 5 minutes) and say they do this continually for 16 hours a day (this is being generous). That's 12 orgasms or 12 rapes per hour equating to Superman being raped 192 times a day. In 243 days that would be 46,656 rapes.

So Superman at bare minimum was raped 243 times in prison. And was raped upwards to 46,656 times. Only the Man of Steel could endure so much rape!

>>149822134
If only Godzilla was strong enough and not so WEAK. Oh well.

>>149822453
What’s the correlation? He was dead millions of years before they even existed.

>my haters are so obsessed with me that they're posting gay porn they've drawn themselves
3-0

>>149822346
Absolute Batman alone is crushing all of Marvel.

>>149822358
>Kratos out of nowhere.

>>149822491
Boruto

>>149822474
What can top 9 million universes lowballed. I honestly think this is the funniest outcome ever with DB saying Kratos stomps Asura. They could've bumped asura using the omnipotent statement but yeah

>>149822549
Atreus shoots arrows. Gohan catches bullets.

WEAKzilla fraudcheck kek

>>149822012
oh right, sorry
it actually doesn't sound TOO bad honestly

>>149822578
I think he'll win. He's a cool dinosaur.

9MUL

Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw

>>149822549
This isn't even a fight. Atreus destroys with his infinite speed boundless arrows

Goku no diffs Sonic and his entire verse btw

>>149821818
Ultraman's timeout-gesture blast is fucking kino but it doesn't compare to RAIDA KIIIIIICK

>>149822521
Dc writters are superman haters
Ok

>>149822593
>Punches all of Sonic's rings and chaos emeralds out of him
Whoops! What's this?
>Drops Sonic's base building-level body to the ground.
Oh what's this? Ian Flynn said you're a fraud who relies on external power ups? Sad!
>Hakais the entire planet with Sonic

>>149822527
There are dozens here anon

>>149822627
Bejita doesn't know Hakai.
Even if he could his version would be shit.

>>149822627
Forced Spirit Fission WOULD work on Sonic's Emerald power btw
if it wasn't for that retarded Toyo cope of "ummm ACKshually I don't WANT to use Goku's techniques!!!!1" he'd have IT as well putting him above anything Sonic can do speed-wise that wasn't time travel shit (something Sonic has basically never accomplished)

>>149822627
>HBOCku
It's worse even than with kaijufags kek

>>149822562
>What can top 9 million universes lowballed
Not much can beat the cookbook retardation. It’s hilarious they still think Kratos has anywhere near that sort of power when the feat wasn’t even done by him and technically done by another guy using magic who essentially performed a lifting strength feat via telekinesis rather than any actual AP shit. Compare this to Asura who actually scales to what they say he’s at… because he actually did it.

>>149822593
Kek, based, canon.

>>149822671
YUMMY! Sonicbro btw

>>149822568
Yeah but he shoots it to the sun in like a second so he wins

>>149822643
Vegeta is LITERALLY learning to use Hakai you idiot. He even managed to explode small rocks with it.
>heh, just small rocks
gotta start somewhere. as if (You) can just bench 800lbs with no training. the fact he's capable of using it *at all* disproves your post, and it's in-manga too so none of this "heh, toei headcanon" bullshit

>>149820458
Well duh. DC cosmology is weak compared mecha CHADS

>>149822627
Bejita.....Gigi's hubby

>>149822671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjJgIZr5ls

>>149822593
Sonic is a sub seagull speed fraud

>>149822691
>Small rocks
Why even bring that up? He can create balls of Hakai that can erase people and even planets.

so who won?

>>149822699
Post Simon not having a dead wife

>>149822711
because it's stupidly easy to look up Vegeta's training with Beers and he starts with exploding rocks smaller than his hand, because turning something into *nothing* requires a shitload of power

>>149822709
You could try harder than that, anon.

>>149822627
>the planet
Post Vegeta surviving in the vacuum of space (Sonic can)

>>149822712
Sonic, as expected.

>>149822725
Yeah but even when he was still in-training he upgraded to erasing logs. In his base form he can erase objects larger than himself and in his Ultra Ego form he can erase planets. Him erasing a pebble was his very first instance of using Hakai when he only just learned how to do it.

>>149822712
Low balled Kratos

>>149822744
Sonic cant survive without air.

>>149822724
that image is fucking kino

Hal LOSES to floor tiles?!

>>149822724
Ayy, where the fuck is Gert?

>>149822744
I don't need to.
https://youtu.be/mOvQ83-KVNc

I've yet to see any of Goku's antifeats instantly killing him like this.

>>149822752
The point of the rebuttal I made is that Vegeta IS learning to use Hakai, not that he's capable of destroying 9 million universes lowballed

>>149822724
Me and the boys sitting down and watching Hulk vs Godzilla.

>>149822763
Neither can Goku.

>>149822729
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CDiDAb96b9M
Don't need to. Sonic's that weak.

>>149822568
His father is 9x universal at the very least
Atreus inherited that

>>149822779
Hal loses to Robin's cape before they made it so that not *literally* anything yellow is Hal's weakness
in retrospect, Hal jobbing to a dude wearing a classic raincoat and rain hat is omega giga retarded levels of writing

>>149822782
>Sonic is a mephiles victim
Damn does Ian just hate sonic lol

>>149822816
Holy cow I can't keep up with those things at all, I should just kill myself...

>>149822805
Yee, neither can Sonic. The post i replied to said Sonic can survive without air which isnt true. Never Said Goku can survive without air. Kek

>>149822344
>ohnoschizo felt called out, for some reason????

>>149822763
>HBWOAku
So in other words you can't

>>149822688
Where!?

>>149822850
Sonic can survive in space, however. It just seems he drowns in water.

>>149822853
imagine calling other people schizo when we know for a fact you're a footfaggot >>149817897 and you have literally post the same forced meme every thread

>>149822866
Dude what the fuck is HBWOA, there is no way that is an actual thing here

>>149822886
>Sonic can survive in space, however. It just seems he drowns in water
that makes no sense

>>149822866
ESL
Sonicbros...

I jobbed to rocks again. Don’t say my name! I’m ashamed of myself…

>>149822886
SHITnic can't even survive a heccin' crocco

>>149822905
LORDnic...

>>149822900
You get water filling your lungs and see how well you breathe in space, pedo.

>>149822724
This reminds me of vinesauce

>>149822825
>omega giga retarded levels of writing
That's just like comic writing in a nutshell. Apparently the anti-life equation is a literal math equation made up of emotions that you just say out loud and it's cringey as fuck picturing a villain try and be intimidating while saying this shit.

>>149822935
is he actually a pedophile or is that just baseless slander because he's a tripfag and deserves it?

>>149822905
GoKEK...

>>149822905
SuperSHIT...

>>149822905
Scissorsisters....

>>149822893
funny, that ain't me. but keep being mad that your ohnospam is getting replaced.

>>149822945
>you just say out loud
Never happened. In fact, drawing some CHAD squiggles on your face is all that's needed to counter it.

>>149820343
Kyle…

>>149822987
>kaijutard wants to spam his cute little cope phrase
Be my guest LMFAO

>>149823008
...'s mom's a bitch.

pity win banner lol

>>149822372
DC’s entire cosmology is 1-0 against CHADmon.

WEAKzilla fraudcheck kek

>>149822945
Kirby never said that
we literally had a thread about a week or so ago on what the Anti-Life Equation really is
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149471126
the fact modern writers think it's an ACTUAL equation is a misinterpretation of the original works, and we've been suffering the consequences ever since

>>149823022
felt called out again, huh? what do you care? i've shown my dislike for both you and kaijutard. why does 'pity win banner' make you seethe so much?

Pity win banner LMAO

>>149823053
Based scholar

>>149822987
>>149823054
that post wasn't me
looks like two can play this game. put up your dukes. I'm better at fighting than you because my fighting spirit is stronger

>>149822372
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149823078
just enjoy your pity win, hulkfag. lol

>>149823054
>if I pretend to be someone else, nobody will notice who I carry water for
Can you be less retarded?

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *melts the planet causing a chain reaction that kills Hulk*

>>149823090
Literally not a pity win, don't know why you're forcing this meme and I probably never will outside of the obvious (forcing (You)s)

Kratos?
More like Gaytos.

Since they had him saying "who's next?!" at the end of his fight, who can The Mask fight if he returns?

Pity win banner LOL

Goku was superman's pity win

>>149823090
Can't be a pity win without also being a fraudcheck.

uh oh kaijeet melty lol

Pity win banner KEK

>>149823130
>Goku is a fraud
Agreed.

they didn't seem to give him ultima

>>149823107
>HULK WAS NERFED WHEN FIGHTING BROLY AND DOOMSDAY
>death battle has hulk fight a nerfed character
>YAY HULK EARNED THAT WIN
pity. win.

uh ok hulkjeet melty

>>149823115
Beetlejuice

KINGTOOOOOSSSSSS

>>149823161
Your obsession with calling Hulk's potential win a pity win is genuinely sad and I hope you just suddenly drop it and find some other horse dick to sit on after the MU because right now you just look like a retarded faggot for no one's benefit, least of all (You)rs

HULK STRONGEST (pity winner) THERE IS

>kaijutard felt called out
kek knew it you little bitch
melty melty

>>149823161
>n-n-n-n-n-nerf...
They're excluding Ultima specifically because it's a massive losecon, copeBITCH.

>>149823115
Bill Goldberg

>>149823203
so....it's a pity win. thanks for confirming.
>>149823193
man i thought my 'pity win' posting was 'bad rage bait', i'm pissing off everyone tonight! KEK

>>149823200
Kaijufags are officially the biggest giant coping BITCHES in all of everything.
Your concession is accepted.

>>149823186
HULK SAY TRANS RIGHTS!!!

>All this shitflinging
>When Godzilla will win anyways

>>149823230
>Hulk after finally getting his pity win

>>149823230
cover your mangina, jesus christ

>>149823227
I'm not mad, just disappointed.

>>149823239
No lies detected.

>>149823227
So WEAKzilla's getting fraudchecked. Glad you agree, fag.

>>149823251
hey when it works it works. pity win is making people fucking freak out. because it makes them reflect all the times they said broly and doomsday's win were 'pity wins', that hulk was 'nerfed'. now the shoe's on the other foot and they don't like it

melty

>>149823242
You can't even explain Godzilla's wincons

The INCREDIBLE pity winner

>>149823265
>random aggression
woah woah woah, we're here to celebrate hulk's pity win! no need for such language. :)

>>149823281
Don't need to. The episode will explain it for me.

I will not take my meds today.

>>149823193
T R V T H N V K E
R
V
T
H

N
V
K
E

I have taken my meds and I'm still having a melty

>>149823298
Based guy I don't like bro

>>149823310
hey
pity win banner

>>149823298
HulkSCHIZO…

Pissbros...

>>149823296
So WEAKzilla's getting fraudchecked. Glad you agree, fag.

>>149823275
Didn't DBS Broly have a worldwide box office higher than that with a much more limited theater run? Its also a 2D movie.

>>149823297
Holy shit I've heard of HBOC but hiding behind Death Battle? That's a new low, even for THIS shitass general. Embarrassing showing today from (You)

>>149823161
It's funny that Godzilla will win because he can fly just like Doomsday and Broly

>>149823359
Raped by a female sex slave also

HULK BREAK PITY WINS

Why is cum dripping from a boy's ass so hot...?

>>149823374
you can't be raped by women
it's not possible
>NOOOOO DON''T PUT YOUR VAGINA ON MY PENIS NOOOOO
even Mark gets over his "rape" by that hot ass Viltrumite bitch pretty quick

>>149823388
Hulk becoming homosexual after his first victory is correctly derided for being a pity win…

>>149823275
>>149823342
lmao

>>149823334
let's see
>pointless and aggressive namecalling
>homosexual fantasies
>can only parrot
does me saying pity win really make you that mad?

>>149823342
Broly gets asses in seats.

>>149823342
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt5950044/
>>149823412
cope, tripfaggot

>>149823395
Mark...

HULK NOT WEAK! HULK NOT PITY WINNER! HULK STRONG! HULK PROVE STRENGTH BY POSTING HOMOSEXUAL RAPE FANTASIES!

I’ve been mindbroken… so DON’T fucking make me angry or else I’ll flood this thread with gay porn!

>>149823448
I literally namechecked Mark so it's very obvious I'm NOT Mark

>>149823458
Hulk-sama... you are a monster... no longer....

>>149823464
Pity win banner…

>>149823342
Superman's cap long surpassed 100m dude

>>149823342
Gohanbros?

shame, tomorrow's their year anniversary of spamming the oh no post. and they're acting super aggro for no reason.

Please stop looking at me...

Godzilla bros
It's okay to lose to Hulk
It's okay to go 2-1
2-1 is a respectable record and you should be proud of that
You can't win every fight and that's okay
So when Hulk wins please hold your heads high
Please don't be like the Asurajeets and have a meltdown spanning the whole year
Please be... Better men

>>149823502
nobody cares about Gohan
it's been obvious as early as Buu Saga's start

>>149823533
yeah, hulkbros need to be proud that boomstick and wix tossed hulk an actual pity win, so he has something under his belt! how lucky for hulk!

>>149823533
HNNNNRRRGGGG I CAN'T!!! I MUST MELTDOWN... AAHHHHHH! MELTY INCOMING! MELTY POINT REACHED!!! AARRRRGGGHHH! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST MELTY!!!

Hulk bros
It’s okay to lose to Godzilla
It’s okay to go 3-0
You lost against some of the strongest characters to ever be on Death Battle
You can’t win every fight and that’s okay
So when Godzilla wins please hold your heads high
Please don’t be like the Kratosjeets and have a meltdown over being fraudchecked spanning the whole year.
Please be… strong

>>149823578
calm down hulk bro, it's just three words. pity. win. banner. three words to be proud of.

>>149823589
he was literally talking about godzilla tho your bait doesn't even apply here

>>149823440
>can't even beat himself in a worse movie

>>149823584
>>149823589
SameBITCH. Get off your phone, kaijutard

>>149823578
kaijubro...it's okay...it's gonna be okay

>>149823584
HULK CAN’T HANDLE THIRD LOSS, HULK ANGRY, HULK HAVE STRONGEST MELTDOWN THERE IS!!!!!

>>149823343
Hiding from what? I made a statement:
>Godzilla will win anyways
You responded
>You can't even explain his wincons
I said
>I don't need to; Death Battle will explain it for me
I'm not arguing that Godzilla > Hulk. I am confidently stating that Godzilla will beat Hulk in the Death Battle episode.

These are two completely different things.

>>149823584
Should've been please be monsters no longer

>>149823607
everyone should be celebrating hulk's win, even if it is one out of pity.

>>149823611
>Schizo meltdown

>>149823625
explain how it's out of pity though without mentioning Ultima
Ultima is an actual losecon btw because Hulk can just skip his avatar and go straight to the source

>>149823637
hulk can blink entire multiverses out of existence, so tossing him a dinosaur that barely moves? pity win is still a win!

There is nothing wrong with getting a pity win.

>>149823608
MoS and BvS were huge hits because they were "fresh" takes on Superman (read: dogshit) and it wasn't until the JL movie that it really set in for WB that people DO NOT like how Superman was protrayed
they even did multiple reshoots to make Superman better like the start of the movie where he has lip CGI because Henry didn't bother shaving
it just doesn't make sense to compare the two

>>149823653
Hulk can't do that and neither can Godzilla. I gave you ONE FUCKING CHANCE to tell the truth and instead you schizospam expecting anyone to believe you. This is terrible. You're not smart, nor clever. Please stop.

>>149819623
>>149819806
man, latinx shitpost comics are on the next level

>>149823661
>because Henry didn't bother shaving
what's the issue with mustache superman?

>>149823681
but according to the other hulkbros, hulk can do that! toba and toaa! the green door! literal immortal now! everything is literally stacked against godzilla! actual pity win.

>>149823617
You made a statement? Not good enough, dipshit. You're not Kratos.

>>149819806
What in tarnation

>>149823681
>Hulk can’t do [THING THAT WOULD ALLOW HIM TO COMPETE WITH DOOMSDAY]
Yup yup yup CHADSday win is 100% legit.

>>149823700
he looks like omni-man if he has a mustache

>>149823721
All DB fights are legit

>>149823700
Superman has always been clean-shaven outside of very few runs where he's older. More importantly, he was clean-shaven in the shoots that they already did for the final cut of the JL movie. Having him
>suddenly
grow a mustache is just bad editing. The lip CGI was necessary because R>F transcendence. I'm not fucking joking. Henry not shaving transcends the quality of the film.

>>149823689
Argentinian comics are another beast.

GREENKITTENSDAMN

>>149823736
YangKINGS…

>>149823721
Doomsday is the Time Trapper, they're equals at best.
>Yup yup yup
dogshit /dbs/ drivel that people need to stop spamming

>>149823747
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U0TXIXTzJEY&pp=ygULR29sZGVtIHdpbmQ%3D

>>149823758
damn, ducky from land before time was a /dbs/ mexican?

>>149823747
I refuse to learn Subhuman, can someone translate this into English, German or Latin please?

Gigi

>>149823714
I can cut down trees of a higher complex dimensional structure that is conceptual in nature than the trees Kratos struggles to cut. Ergo I am SUPERIOR to him.

>>149823722
>>149823743
okay... lmao
>>149823747
simpson, usted es diabolico

>>149823767
But you already know German???

>>149823767
Spain is whither than you Amerimutt.

>>149823766
Ducky is the worst of the lot
Cera >>>>>>>>>> all
but you already knew this
>>149823778
hey man, I said German not Weimar German

>>149823770
Post (you) cutting a tree

schade, siegesbanner

>>149823791
Post germany not taking until FUCKING 2012 TO BAN BESTIALITY, NOW.

>>149823770
you can't even cut vegetables to give yourself a healthy dinner
>>149823803
post Japan banning cheese pizza before 2014

POST FRANCE NOT MAKING KEKING STORIES

Post Germany not struggling to arrest a cannibal because the guy he ate wanted to be eaten.

Has Goku won a death battle?

>acabo de recordar que taringa murió
nooooooooooo.

>>149823822
Gogeta vs Vegito

>>149823807
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

>>149823782
>Spain

>>149823813
>*sniff* W-WHAT ABOUT JAPAN THOUGH???

>>149823800
I-I cannot...there are no cameras in this dimension...

>>149823822
>>149823829
>Vegeta LITERALLY forces Gogeta (the better fusion, indisputably) to lose because fusion dance requires equal power, while Potato does not
I'm surprised this isn't called out more often

>>149823843
Don't worry kektos, here it is our one and only true infinity cardinal dimensional all logical possibilities catching camera.

>>149823843
FVARK, ANON TRANSCENDED NON-FICTION AND IS SPEAKING TO US THROUGH HIS AVATAR.

>>149823856
lol

>>149823856
>INFINITY-level Pilaf
>Sun Disk-level Chiaotzu
DB's lesser characters are more fun and engaging than their highest-wanked characters

>>149823855
Outside sources seem to confirm Gogeta gets a greater rival boost or some kind of great boost making their power equal.

Lowballed Kratos is my favorite character

>>149820021
Grovyle and Lucina have already been teased through their iconography appearing in a constellation in one of the animations.

>>149823904
so you like the old GoW games where he actually has feats and not 1013013030239D statements? me too. mashing your way through a Titan's stomach is fucking based

ROCKtos is my favorite character.

KIIIIIIIINGTOSSSSSS

>>149823918
The old games are good but you could wank him to universal via Atlas. Sucks in Ragnarok nothing cool happens. Nu-tos has you fighting baldur on a giant and you're constantly moving

>>149823959
Norse Mythos is just a fucking gay place for Kratos to be in general. His story ended in 3, everything after is a humiliation ritual.

The whole concept of a 9 million universe buster lowballed who doesn't show it because ??? is very amusing

pity win banner

>>149823959
>universal via Atlas
I thought everybody wanked him via the Primordials even though the cutscene only stated they created Earth.

>>149823979
a lot of DB calcs are fucking retarded
Spongebob pulling a fucking string as a gag is calced at MTFL++++++ without a hint of irony

>>149823986
damn godzilla, what happened to the rest of your body?

>>149823978
There is a GOW 2 prequel in the works. Who knows it might be good and he'll destroy universes on screen maybe Egypt will save GOW (cope)

>>149823892
>rival boost
Not a thing, Elder Kai said how the two rivals fusing together would be spectacular, not that they'd get a boost for being rivals. Potara multiplies the two power levels together to get the fusion, fusion dance they have to have a matching power level, so long as either of the two is stronger then Potara is superior

>>149822170
Having just played Kill la Kill IF.. Yeah even there Ryuko doesn't really have anything to keep up with Shadow, especially with the stats Death Battle has assigned to him.
She might be able to resist Chaos Control and might maybe be able to injure him through his Super form.

>>hulkfags cling to th
>ESLzilla

>>149824006
VRO just died mid-post

>>149823993
Well that to but Atlas is easier tbqh

I have to agree, Hulkfags do cling to th

>>149823904
>>149823979
It's not just any lowball, it's a 1% lowball. Not even trolling, that's what they called it.

THIS ISN'T A JOKE, GUYS THERE'S SOMEON

>>149824066
Of course it's not (You) who's trolling it's DB
if Hulk loses it will become blatantly obvious they're just taking the piss at this point given how many fraudulent results there have been this season

Kratos won this thread

>Hulk scales above this thing that made GalacTURD his herald and eats universes
So he’s already above someone that basically does the same thing as Ultima’s true form but on a larger scale, lmao.

>>149824136
explain how

>>149824142
he won't

>>149824140
HOLY FUARK A LARGE PLANET SIZED FOTM NIGGERMAN!!!

>>149824165
I already know that, but calling him out regardless forces him to respond or keep his SISSYDOG mouth shit.

>>149824179 (Me)
>shit instead of shut
Oh fucking well, this isn't preddit where I can just edit messages. I'm BETTER MAN™ enough to accept my typos.

>>149824198
Based.

>>149824179
Asaara or something kratosfags would say

>>149824142
Kratos wins all threads just like he won over SISSYRA

>>149824178
Das rite.

>>149824213
Post Kratos not jobbing to rocks.

>>149824266
I... Uhhh...

>>149824297
Taz is genuinely one of the most busted LT characters Animal has no chance

>>149824266
I mean in the first fight against Baldur he does break a boulder

>>149824332
To be fair, he only gets in trouble when the rocks fight back.

>>149824360
could Kratos survive the intro of Raiders?

I got fraud checked again...

>>149824078
>Nothing at all about rival boost just headcanon
Yeah that's that

>>149824377
Asura...

>>149824328
Animal wrestles gators when bored. He casually uprooted a red wood and carried it. He eats more junk than Taz (a plugged in tv, drums, cauldrons of boiling oil, tires, guest stars), can breath under water, can drum so fast he can cause flames to explode from his kit, he took a hatchet to his skull and ENJOYED it. He ENJOYS getting blown up.

>>149824406
I'll give you the strength and durability feats, but none of these are feats that put him on Taz level

>>149824439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Bn-aGjS0s
Animal has wrestled and thrown giant octopi over 20 feet. And he can keep a beat.

Are we recycling the other thread or no

>>149824499
>And he can keep a beat
You should have mentioned him TANKING that Tomahawk instead
also I could really use a hit off the "peace" pipe right now

>>149824525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nXQUzYXxRY

>>149824538
Hey man, you don't have to convince me Muppets are based and cool. I love both Taz AND Animal. I would stand in the way of a bullet meant for either one.

Animal also has speed. Look how fast this fucker is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTL5MFhuiw

>>149824601
I made that crop a couple weeks ago and I still stand by the statement that I would wear a CHUDD shirt

>>149824388
…’s vassal, FRAUDtos…

>>149824698
....'s limo driver, Hulk...

Migrate when ready
>>149819666