Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:43:48 PM No.149819596
Bring back Spongebob for round 2
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Death Battle - /co/ (#149819596) [Archived: 31 hours ago]
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:45:00 PM No.149819620
Omni-Man gapes every saiyan and kryptonian and frieza btw
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:45:11 PM No.149819623
HULK SMASH
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:45:26 PM No.149819629
>>149819596 (OP)
Spongebob and Doodlebob's match would absolutely destroy the entire omniverse, every hero and villain from across Composite Fiction would try and stop them in Beyond Ultimate Crisis
Spongebob and Doodlebob's match would absolutely destroy the entire omniverse, every hero and villain from across Composite Fiction would try and stop them in Beyond Ultimate Crisis
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:46:02 PM No.149819639
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:46:36 PM No.149819647
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:46:50 PM No.149819651
I'm one of the 200k people who played g this gem
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:48:49 PM No.149819683
>>149819651
Asura's Wrath is actually a decent story even if it's just a QTE Masher like most of the old GoW games
nuGoW tones down the mashing but it also removed almost all of the entertainment value while bloating playtime
Asura's Wrath is actually a decent story even if it's just a QTE Masher like most of the old GoW games
nuGoW tones down the mashing but it also removed almost all of the entertainment value while bloating playtime
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:48:52 PM No.149819684
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:49:09 PM No.149819688
>>149819651
I still have my original copy (ps3).
I still have my original copy (ps3).
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:52:51 PM No.149819739
>>149819651
Xbox 360 for me desu. Fuck that final Yasha fight.
Xbox 360 for me desu. Fuck that final Yasha fight.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:52:54 PM No.149819740
Ben 10 vs Robot
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:53:57 PM No.149819749
>>149819620
It takes him weeks to kill all the aliens from that other dimension. Frieza's men take minutes.
It takes him weeks to kill all the aliens from that other dimension. Frieza's men take minutes.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:54:07 PM No.149819754
>Some weeaboo our there grew up watching fucking anime with subs
>Likely because his Weeaboo parents made him watch that shit
Grim, anime is indeed a mental illness
>Likely because his Weeaboo parents made him watch that shit
Grim, anime is indeed a mental illness
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:56:43 PM No.149819790
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:58:13 PM No.149819810
>>149819754
Nigger you don't want to derail this thread into weebs vs nerds, this general is already as mentally ill as it is.
Nigger you don't want to derail this thread into weebs vs nerds, this general is already as mentally ill as it is.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:59:13 PM No.149819827
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:02:24 PM No.149819870
>>149819754
It's okay, he'll know about Veggietales in due time
>>149819810
It's a post from like 15 minutes ago shut the fuck up and stop trying to gaslight people into doing the things you're crying about
It's okay, he'll know about Veggietales in due time
>>149819810
It's a post from like 15 minutes ago shut the fuck up and stop trying to gaslight people into doing the things you're crying about
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:02:42 PM No.149819872
>>149819806
>>149819849
This happened because Venom replaced Hulk as the sexy ugly bastard that fucks the Marvel Girls
Now all Hulk has is being the gay rapist character
>>149819849
This happened because Venom replaced Hulk as the sexy ugly bastard that fucks the Marvel Girls
Now all Hulk has is being the gay rapist character
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:02:45 PM No.149819873
Odds of them taking the Titan Hulk being able to fight the Living Tribunal seriously? He already scales above GalacTURD, so...
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:03:31 PM No.149819888
>>149819873
This was obviously not in reality so no
This was obviously not in reality so no
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:03:47 PM No.149819892
>>149819806
Would hulk survive an MGE brother?
Would hulk survive an MGE brother?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:04:18 PM No.149819902
>>149819888
Anon, need I remind you they used a cookbook for Kratos and gave him fake feats?
Anon, need I remind you they used a cookbook for Kratos and gave him fake feats?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:04:59 PM No.149819910
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:08:07 PM No.149819937
>>149819910
Better dick it seems...
Better dick it seems...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:08:06 PM No.149819938
>>149819873
>TOBA Hulk is such a weak bitch he has to become the next Galactus in order to get a power-boost
>Titan Hulk is so strong he could hypothetically take out The Living Tribunal
>TOBA Hulk is such a weak bitch he has to become the next Galactus in order to get a power-boost
>Titan Hulk is so strong he could hypothetically take out The Living Tribunal
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:08:58 PM No.149819952
>>149819944
Knullshit is genuinely a black hole of entertainment, I agree
Knullshit is genuinely a black hole of entertainment, I agree
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:09:53 PM No.149819968
SOCORRO !!
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:10:14 PM No.149819976
What character do you think the hulk fag is in actuality.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:11:24 PM No.149819993
>>149819976
Kratos, of course!
Kratos, of course!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:11:37 PM No.149819997
>>149819976
Hulkfags (the modern shitpost ones that don't actually read nor cite the comics) are brown DB/wanpiss faggots that are using Hulk as their next self-inserter of choice
Hulkfags (the modern shitpost ones that don't actually read nor cite the comics) are brown DB/wanpiss faggots that are using Hulk as their next self-inserter of choice
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:11:56 PM No.149820004
>>149819596 (OP)
Stand battles and bizarre stuff always sound like 20th century schizoid man. I know it's jjk, but work like stands.
Stand battles and bizarre stuff always sound like 20th century schizoid man. I know it's jjk, but work like stands.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:13:19 PM No.149820018
>>149819806
This is the reason of the green dildos? Kek
This is the reason of the green dildos? Kek
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:13:31 PM No.149820021
>ruby vs maka and aang vs traveler are next
>7 unconfirmed matchups left
>sans vs the judge practically guaranteed
>non-zero chance of slop matches from the tournament of champions like kasen vs sonic, ragna vs velvet or lucina vs grovyle getting an episode
Post your best ideas for the rest of the season NOW. Preferably matchups that would get views.
>7 unconfirmed matchups left
>sans vs the judge practically guaranteed
>non-zero chance of slop matches from the tournament of champions like kasen vs sonic, ragna vs velvet or lucina vs grovyle getting an episode
Post your best ideas for the rest of the season NOW. Preferably matchups that would get views.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:14:01 PM No.149820031
>>149819910
... until Knull was created and ruined all symbiotes everywhere.
... until Knull was created and ruined all symbiotes everywhere.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:14:21 PM No.149820036
>>149820026
seriously can you even attempt actual conversation or is your brain THIS warped from online arguments
seriously can you even attempt actual conversation or is your brain THIS warped from online arguments
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:14:35 PM No.149820041
olive oyl left me for a chink…
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:15:16 PM No.149820047
>>149820021
Ash vs Yugi is getting in. The brown lesbians from the owl show and the frog show is probably happening at some point too.
Ash vs Yugi is getting in. The brown lesbians from the owl show and the frog show is probably happening at some point too.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:16:33 PM No.149820069
What are the chances Ash vs Yugi gets announced right after Hulkzilla?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:17:06 PM No.149820078
Kylebros, we're officially getting a third adaptation (2nd with an actual plot rather than just being roster filler for LEGO games)
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:17:18 PM No.149820080
Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:17:19 PM No.149820081
>>149820036
I'm not going to your thread, Kingtoast
I'm not going to your thread, Kingtoast
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:18:18 PM No.149820098
>>149820069
Zero because they're still trying to find literally any way for Ass to have a decent fight against Yugay
Aang vs Gacha and Shill Fight for Ep200 are next
>>149820081
>literal non-sequitur bullshit response
okay so your brain is fried got it I'll be sure to not respond to you from now on
Zero because they're still trying to find literally any way for Ass to have a decent fight against Yugay
Aang vs Gacha and Shill Fight for Ep200 are next
>>149820081
>literal non-sequitur bullshit response
okay so your brain is fried got it I'll be sure to not respond to you from now on
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:18:44 PM No.149820107
>>149820078
That's nice, is he getting the MC role?
That's nice, is he getting the MC role?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:20:12 PM No.149820131
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:20:57 PM No.149820140
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:21:26 PM No.149820143
>>149819968
It's not fair! Naruto should be impregnating ME!!!
It's not fair! Naruto should be impregnating ME!!!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:22:19 PM No.149820157
after that Kratos Paradox video I've been constantly getting recommended Kratos videos
help
help
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:29:31 PM No.149820256
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:30:09 PM No.149820265
>Carnage jobs to Lucy
>Miles jobs to Deku
Marvelbros, is our verse really weaker than anime?
>Miles jobs to Deku
Marvelbros, is our verse really weaker than anime?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:32:02 PM No.149820294
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:32:58 PM No.149820312
>>149820081
KINGtos warped your sissy brain with his superior scaling and lore
KINGtos warped your sissy brain with his superior scaling and lore
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:33:06 PM No.149820317
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:33:10 PM No.149820319
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:34:14 PM No.149820331
>KINGtos warp ur xissy brane o algo wif his superer 8 multivers scaling lore an cookbook anyway o algo
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:34:30 PM No.149820336
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:34:51 PM No.149820343
ALL my scaling hinges upon a single statement. I'm nothing without it.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:35:34 PM No.149820354
I have such insanely meanspirited slander sitting in my folders but I don't want to post them.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:35:43 PM No.149820356
>>149820294
What anime character did Spiderman fight?
What anime character did Spiderman fight?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:35:53 PM No.149820359
>>149820343
BITCHtos the unlikable
BITCHtos the unlikable
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:36:15 PM No.149820364
>>149820343
Ultima the ultimate jobber hinges off at least TWO statements (CTC, IT) and Kratos has novels and cookbooks so I'm not sure what impression this is supposed to be.
Ultima the ultimate jobber hinges off at least TWO statements (CTC, IT) and Kratos has novels and cookbooks so I'm not sure what impression this is supposed to be.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:37:34 PM No.149820382
>>149819596 (OP)
Top left image looks like AI.
Top left image looks like AI.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:37:50 PM No.149820386
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:38:11 PM No.149820394
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:38:39 PM No.149820400
>>149820331
KEKAROOO!
KEKAROOO!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:38:50 PM No.149820405
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:39:00 PM No.149820406
>animelty
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:39:08 PM No.149820408
>DC defeats anime several times and only loses once to Simon
>Marvel regularly humiliated by bottom of the barrel trashnime
DC-sisters, we are eating good. Our verse really is the STRONGEST CAPESHIT
>Marvel regularly humiliated by bottom of the barrel trashnime
DC-sisters, we are eating good. Our verse really is the STRONGEST CAPESHIT
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:39:24 PM No.149820416
>>149820394
well you already know I'm not that poster and the shitflinging you're requesting STILL hasn't happened so calm down and just enjoy the seethe from AI spammers as they get janny'd
well you already know I'm not that poster and the shitflinging you're requesting STILL hasn't happened so calm down and just enjoy the seethe from AI spammers as they get janny'd
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:39:55 PM No.149820420
>comelty
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:39:59 PM No.149820421
>>149820343
texas-level nolan...
texas-level nolan...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:41:07 PM No.149820440
>>149820343
GoKEK...
GoKEK...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:42:15 PM No.149820458
>>149820408
Simon vs Kyle should have been fun
instead Simon blows past the FUCKING SOURCE WALL because "lol muh 12D mind"
if they had just stayed huge and destroyed shit like Thanos vs Darkseid it would have been more enjoyable to see Kyle lose rather than the gay shit we got. A lot of MUs, even ones that I agree with, are hampered by shit fights
Simon vs Kyle should have been fun
instead Simon blows past the FUCKING SOURCE WALL because "lol muh 12D mind"
if they had just stayed huge and destroyed shit like Thanos vs Darkseid it would have been more enjoyable to see Kyle lose rather than the gay shit we got. A lot of MUs, even ones that I agree with, are hampered by shit fights
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:43:29 PM No.149820476
>>149820364
99% of Norse Kratos scaling comes from Freya’s statement about the world tree.
99% of Norse Kratos scaling comes from Freya’s statement about the world tree.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:44:37 PM No.149820491
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:45:22 PM No.149820505
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:45:50 PM No.149820515
>>149820408
DC has literally real Superman, it can't ever lose.
DC has literally real Superman, it can't ever lose.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:46:03 PM No.149820518
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:46:26 PM No.149820528
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:47:35 PM No.149820544
>>149820528
Why did they play Kratos' theme in that fight
Why did they play Kratos' theme in that fight
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:47:56 PM No.149820546
>>149820518
No one wants weebs vs dorks except (You) and (You) are the only one bringing it up. Just calm down dude, it's very obvious neither of us is trying to perpetuate.
>>149820528
>Darkseid and Thanos get an infinitely better rap battle than Miles vs Deku
As it should be.
No one wants weebs vs dorks except (You) and (You) are the only one bringing it up. Just calm down dude, it's very obvious neither of us is trying to perpetuate.
>>149820528
>Darkseid and Thanos get an infinitely better rap battle than Miles vs Deku
As it should be.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:48:36 PM No.149820555
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:49:19 PM No.149820564
>>149820408
Only because they keep giving anime street tier pity wins.
Only because they keep giving anime street tier pity wins.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:49:47 PM No.149820570
>>149820555
Superman no-diffs Spidey but Batman no-diffs Hulk. Strange... DOCTOR Strange, even...
Superman no-diffs Spidey but Batman no-diffs Hulk. Strange... DOCTOR Strange, even...
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:51:41 PM No.149820596
>Who cares about actual feats, statements are enough to let me win
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:52:21 PM No.149820604
>>149820596
Ben's favorite characters (except Archie Sonic LMFAOOOOOOO)
Ben's favorite characters (except Archie Sonic LMFAOOOOOOO)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:52:57 PM No.149820607
>>149820596
Kratos…
Kratos…
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:53:20 PM No.149820613
>>149820576
15-14 in Marvel's favor.
15-14 in Marvel's favor.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:53:29 PM No.149820617
>>149820576
Superman beats everyone in Marvel apart from Venom who he jobs to. Repeatedly. I guess Kryptonians were fatally weak to Symbiotes
Superman beats everyone in Marvel apart from Venom who he jobs to. Repeatedly. I guess Kryptonians were fatally weak to Symbiotes
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:54:09 PM No.149820629
This thread is about to get MINDFREAKED
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:54:10 PM No.149820630
>>149820570
Batwank is the most protected and powerful thing in fiction.
Batwank is the most protected and powerful thing in fiction.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:56:37 PM No.149820665
>>149820630
Good thing he's a hero who tries to protect lives, if a villain had that kind of wank Composite Fiction would be fucking toast
imagine JLU but ACTUALLY Unlimited so we could get people from the Big 2 and beyond like Shounen chars; Superman and Batman just picking up the Z-Fighters so we'd get AMV Tien but unironically, or turning MHA into REAL heroes, etc.
shit would be so fucking cash money
Good thing he's a hero who tries to protect lives, if a villain had that kind of wank Composite Fiction would be fucking toast
imagine JLU but ACTUALLY Unlimited so we could get people from the Big 2 and beyond like Shounen chars; Superman and Batman just picking up the Z-Fighters so we'd get AMV Tien but unironically, or turning MHA into REAL heroes, etc.
shit would be so fucking cash money
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:57:08 PM No.149820677
>QUEENice victim is barking
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:58:23 PM No.149820693
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:59:00 PM No.149820697
>>149819740
Jenny has a chance against OG Ben but I don't think she has any counters to upgrade ghost freak phasing through attacks or Upgrade doing the equivalent of robot body horror if he touches her. From alien force onwards Ben just has too many hax that shut her down for it to be a fair fight.
Jenny has a chance against OG Ben but I don't think she has any counters to upgrade ghost freak phasing through attacks or Upgrade doing the equivalent of robot body horror if he touches her. From alien force onwards Ben just has too many hax that shut her down for it to be a fair fight.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:01:49 AM No.149820736
Who is worthy enough face Bor, the based grandpa of Thor?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:03:00 AM No.149820745
The gay hulk posting makes the lead up to Deku vs Miles fight look civil in hindsight.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:03:51 AM No.149820758
>>149820736
Why is half of his dialog redacted?
Why is half of his dialog redacted?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:03:58 AM No.149820760
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:04:20 AM No.149820770
>>149820758
Marvel writers thought this would be funny
Marvel writers thought this would be funny
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:05:07 AM No.149820781
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:05:36 AM No.149820788
>>149819651
Trust capcucks to simp for literal movie "games" as long as it has their beloved AAA slop brand on it.
Trust capcucks to simp for literal movie "games" as long as it has their beloved AAA slop brand on it.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:05:55 AM No.149820796
>>149820770
Wait... that's NOT an edit? Holy shit why do they keep fucking with Thor so much? Femthor, black thor, this shit, Loki being a fucking gay ass freak, what is it with modern SHITvel writers ruining Thor who's worst crime was being boring?
Wait... that's NOT an edit? Holy shit why do they keep fucking with Thor so much? Femthor, black thor, this shit, Loki being a fucking gay ass freak, what is it with modern SHITvel writers ruining Thor who's worst crime was being boring?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:07:07 AM No.149820819
Post SISSY SHARTgel flipping over a car with a man inside.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:07:15 AM No.149820820
Hulk now has the 3rd most viewed preview this season behind Kratos and Among Us.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:07:53 AM No.149820830
>>149820820
Why is nobody watching the Godzilla preview...?
Why is nobody watching the Godzilla preview...?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:09:10 AM No.149820854
>>149820830
because no one actually cares about Godzilla in terms of powerscaling outside of some niche contingent of insane freaks that think Godzilla solos composite fiction in base
because no one actually cares about Godzilla in terms of powerscaling outside of some niche contingent of insane freaks that think Godzilla solos composite fiction in base
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:09:18 AM No.149820861
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:10:25 AM No.149820876
>>149820736
This turns 10 years old next year.
This turns 10 years old next year.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:10:25 AM No.149820877
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:11:25 AM No.149820888
>>149820796
Anon. That came out in March 2016. That's nearly a decade ago.
Anon. That came out in March 2016. That's nearly a decade ago.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:12:00 AM No.149820899
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:12:26 AM No.149820907
>>149820830
It came out yesterday.
It came out yesterday.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:12:49 AM No.149820916
>>149820888
So was FemThor, it's been happening for a good while and I don't just mean "modern" as in "past 2 years"
>>149820899
Loki's never been that fucking gay even though he's fucked a horse in mythos, in fact the writing quality for Loki has taken a pretty significant dip
So was FemThor, it's been happening for a good while and I don't just mean "modern" as in "past 2 years"
>>149820899
Loki's never been that fucking gay even though he's fucked a horse in mythos, in fact the writing quality for Loki has taken a pretty significant dip
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:15:09 AM No.149820951
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8/12/2025, 12:17:20 AM No.149820977
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:18:28 AM No.149821003
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:18:53 AM No.149821006
>>149820916
Didn't Loki get fucked by the horse?
Didn't Loki get fucked by the horse?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:20:21 AM No.149821030
>>149820830
I mean it has only been a day so far.
I mean it has only been a day so far.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:20:27 AM No.149821031
>OhNoSpam
Old, stale, out of date.
>Pity Win Banner
New, happening, freshly cooked.
Old, stale, out of date.
>Pity Win Banner
New, happening, freshly cooked.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:21:20 AM No.149821044
>>149820951
generally accepted policy of the site now is that you should avoid redacting stuff unless there's a good narrative reason for doing so, new articles hardly have any redactions
honestly i agree with the idea but considering some of the stuff they write redactions might be the lesser of two evils
generally accepted policy of the site now is that you should avoid redacting stuff unless there's a good narrative reason for doing so, new articles hardly have any redactions
honestly i agree with the idea but considering some of the stuff they write redactions might be the lesser of two evils
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:22:34 AM No.149821060
>>149821006
Yes. Loki turned himself into a mare to seduce the horse of a giant so Asgard would win the bet Loki himself had started. He's also guilty of crossdressing and pretending to be Thor's maid (when Thor was pretending to be a bride in order to get Mjolnir back from the giant that had stolen it)
Yes. Loki turned himself into a mare to seduce the horse of a giant so Asgard would win the bet Loki himself had started. He's also guilty of crossdressing and pretending to be Thor's maid (when Thor was pretending to be a bride in order to get Mjolnir back from the giant that had stolen it)
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:22:59 AM No.149821063
>>149821026
KINGtos, don’t you dare think about it!
KINGtos, don’t you dare think about it!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:24:07 AM No.149821080
>>149821060
I thought the Norse myths were supposed to be so heckin manly and trad but it's all gay, trans and bestiality!?!?!
I thought the Norse myths were supposed to be so heckin manly and trad but it's all gay, trans and bestiality!?!?!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:25:51 AM No.149821117
>>149821080
homosexuality, transgenderism and bestiality used to be manly before fags ruined them.
homosexuality, transgenderism and bestiality used to be manly before fags ruined them.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:25:57 AM No.149821120
>>149821080
It's just Loki and Thor who are into tranny stuff. Odin is too busy trolling people and Heimdal is too busy beating the shit out Loki in between of banging his harem of wives
It's just Loki and Thor who are into tranny stuff. Odin is too busy trolling people and Heimdal is too busy beating the shit out Loki in between of banging his harem of wives
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:26:14 AM No.149821124
>>149821078
he's trying to say he bond burger'd your sister last night
>>149821080
Norse is literally just as gay and stupid as Greek mythos
seems weird that only Abrahamic religions (Christianity) tried to skirt away from that kind of thing, but you still end up with child slavery and animal abuse
it's almost like religion is made up by fucking insane people and faith is completely detached from the actual words of men that appear in these works
he's trying to say he bond burger'd your sister last night
>>149821080
Norse is literally just as gay and stupid as Greek mythos
seems weird that only Abrahamic religions (Christianity) tried to skirt away from that kind of thing, but you still end up with child slavery and animal abuse
it's almost like religion is made up by fucking insane people and faith is completely detached from the actual words of men that appear in these works
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:28:05 AM No.149821145
>>149821117
>Crippled by massive insecurity so can't enjoy things anymore
Sounds like a personal problem
>Crippled by massive insecurity so can't enjoy things anymore
Sounds like a personal problem
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:30:42 AM No.149821178
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:32:39 AM No.149821196
>>149821080
being fair, a lot of this is Loki in general, so maybe it was just him
is it any worse than the Egyptian Cum Magic?
being fair, a lot of this is Loki in general, so maybe it was just him
is it any worse than the Egyptian Cum Magic?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:32:44 AM No.149821199
>>149821178
Palutena would watch and laugh as Pit is hopelessly murdered
Palutena would watch and laugh as Pit is hopelessly murdered
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:32:56 AM No.149821201
YO WHAT'S UP MY NAME'S GODZILLA
THE MODERN DAY, NUCLEAR METAPHOR THRILLA
I'LL THRASH HULK JUST FOR FUN
THEN I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND MAKE A SEQUEL TO MINUS ONE
THE MODERN DAY, NUCLEAR METAPHOR THRILLA
I'LL THRASH HULK JUST FOR FUN
THEN I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND MAKE A SEQUEL TO MINUS ONE
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:33:48 AM No.149821210
>>149821201
Only Quagmire has Giggityforce, and would solo Godzilla
Only Quagmire has Giggityforce, and would solo Godzilla
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:34:57 AM No.149821227
HEY IT'S ME GOKU
AND I'M THROUGH PLAYIN
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND GO
SUPER SAYIAN
AND I'M THROUGH PLAYIN
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND GO
SUPER SAYIAN
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:34:57 AM No.149821228
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:35:38 AM No.149821232
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
KEKTOS
VERSUS
AAASUUURAAAAAAAAAA
BEGIN!
KEKTOS
VERSUS
AAASUUURAAAAAAAAAA
BEGIN!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:35:51 AM No.149821235
>>149821196
I'd say it's maybe a bit worse than the Rape of Ganymede, Hermaphroditus, and and 6 odd people including Tiresias who had their sex changed by the gods
I'd say it's maybe a bit worse than the Rape of Ganymede, Hermaphroditus, and and 6 odd people including Tiresias who had their sex changed by the gods
Kratos
8/12/2025, 12:36:03 AM No.149821238
>>149821199
Uh....murdered...that is right
*breaks palutena solar plexus before taking him to my basement*
Uh....murdered...that is right
*breaks palutena solar plexus before taking him to my basement*
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:37:09 AM No.149821249
YO PROF. BRUCE BANNER HERE TO SOLVE THIS EQUATION
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND BLAST HER WITH GAMMA RADIATION
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND BLAST HER WITH GAMMA RADIATION
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:37:29 AM No.149821251
>>149821201
STREET ON YOUR ASSHOLE
MILES EATING MY COCK
THE NAME'S DEKU BITCH, AND THIS IS MY STREET!
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND MAKE ALL THE 7-B KNEEL!
STREET ON YOUR ASSHOLE
MILES EATING MY COCK
THE NAME'S DEKU BITCH, AND THIS IS MY STREET!
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND MAKE ALL THE 7-B KNEEL!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:39:23 AM No.149821271
>>149821196
Egyptian Cum Domination is kinda hot
too bad it's mostly done by men to other men, I can't even look at men kissing other men without getting repulsed like I just got hit with 1,000,000 decibels
Egyptian Cum Domination is kinda hot
too bad it's mostly done by men to other men, I can't even look at men kissing other men without getting repulsed like I just got hit with 1,000,000 decibels
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:40:08 AM No.149821280
https://x.com/DCFilmNews/status/1955001155999678663?t=m3YMlEMeCoGnqspR25e5hQ&s=19
welcome back, kyle. glad to see you'll get your time in the spotlight once more.
>t. Simonfag
welcome back, kyle. glad to see you'll get your time in the spotlight once more.
>t. Simonfag
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:41:16 AM No.149821291
HEY IT'S ME SIMON,
PEOPLE'VE BEEN CALLING ME WEAK
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
WITH MY GIGA DRILLU BREAK
PEOPLE'VE BEEN CALLING ME WEAK
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
WITH MY GIGA DRILLU BREAK
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:41:24 AM No.149821292
DIO HERE MORTALS! PREPARE FOR MY HIGHBALLS!
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND GET SOME WANK FROM SWAN
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND GET SOME WANK FROM SWAN
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:42:17 AM No.149821303
YUP IT'S THE KING KRATOS
I'M SCHOLARLY LIKE PLATO
I AM THE BETTER MAN
I STUFFED ASURA IN A CAN
I'M SCHOLARLY LIKE PLATO
I AM THE BETTER MAN
I STUFFED ASURA IN A CAN
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:43:24 AM No.149821313
>>149821303
.... you didn't giggity lois? GUYS HE DIDN'T GIGGITY LOIS
.... you didn't giggity lois? GUYS HE DIDN'T GIGGITY LOIS
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:44:09 AM No.149821321
>>149821313
Fuck Kratos is too Spartan I lost...
Fuck Kratos is too Spartan I lost...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:44:25 AM No.149821323
>>149821313
literally no one can Giggity Lois except Quagmire I just said this
literally no one can Giggity Lois except Quagmire I just said this
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:44:41 AM No.149821327
>>149821292
Can I come in and edit that a bit for you?
>DIO'S HERE MORTALS, PREPARE TO GET TAKEN TO THE BANK
>I'LL GIGGITY LOIS, AND GET SOME PRIMO SWAN WANK
Can I come in and edit that a bit for you?
>DIO'S HERE MORTALS, PREPARE TO GET TAKEN TO THE BANK
>I'LL GIGGITY LOIS, AND GET SOME PRIMO SWAN WANK
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:46:29 AM No.149821344
>SWANK IS ENOUGH TO GUARANTEE MY VICTORY
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:46:47 AM No.149821348
>COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
>COUGH
Giggity lois
>COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
>COUGH
Giggity lois
>COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:46:49 AM No.149821350
THE NAME IS RYOMEN SUKUNA
I'LL SLICE YOU LIKE A TUNA
MORE AURA THAN SUPERMAN AND DEADLIER THAN THE ULTRA
MY TECHNIQUE IS BOUNDLESS YOU WILL GROVEL DOWN
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND MAKE SOME BINDING VOWS
I'LL SLICE YOU LIKE A TUNA
MORE AURA THAN SUPERMAN AND DEADLIER THAN THE ULTRA
MY TECHNIQUE IS BOUNDLESS YOU WILL GROVEL DOWN
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND MAKE SOME BINDING VOWS
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:47:31 AM No.149821358
When you were all fucking lois, i was fucking the fat man, and the dawg. Checkmate.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:47:48 AM No.149821363
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:48:34 AM No.149821371
When did this place turn into the ghetto with all this shit nigger rap?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:48:47 AM No.149821374
MY NAME IS BATMAN
YOU CAN CALL ME BRUCE WAYNE
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND BREAK HER ASS LIKE BANE
YOU CAN CALL ME BRUCE WAYNE
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND BREAK HER ASS LIKE BANE
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:49:06 AM No.149821380
>>149821371
This thread apparently
This thread apparently
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:49:19 AM No.149821383
>No diffs every character ITT, again.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:49:39 AM No.149821387
>>149821383
Make a Chara rap or I don't buy it
Make a Chara rap or I don't buy it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:50:04 AM No.149821389
STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING MY WIFE YOU BASTARDS!!!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:50:51 AM No.149821397
JIN-WOO IN ACTION, DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME JUNGKOOK
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND SOLO LEVEL SOME ASSHOLES
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND SOLO LEVEL SOME ASSHOLES
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:50:55 AM No.149821398
MY NAME IS BEETLEJUICE, AND YOUR ASS IS TOAST
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND PROVE I'M THE GHOST WITH THE MOST
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND PROVE I'M THE GHOST WITH THE MOST
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:51:12 AM No.149821405
>>149821389
They ain't just talkin bout it fat man
They ain't just talkin bout it fat man
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:52:26 AM No.149821421
IT'S ME KRATOS THE TEACHER
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND SHOW YOU A BOUNDLESS CREATURE
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND SHOW YOU A BOUNDLESS CREATURE
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:54:01 AM No.149821449
>>149821383
literally doesn't happen and I don't know why you'd think it would
literally doesn't happen and I don't know why you'd think it would
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:54:08 AM No.149821452
>>149821405
alright anon I'll give you a warning, delete that post right now or you won't live to see tomorrow
alright anon I'll give you a warning, delete that post right now or you won't live to see tomorrow
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:54:14 AM No.149821453
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:54:15 AM No.149821454
YABBADABBADOOO, DENJI'S HERE WOOOHOOO
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND WATCH YORU FUCK SOME MUTTS
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND WATCH YORU FUCK SOME MUTTS
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:55:40 AM No.149821477
LET’S GET STARTED WITH ASURA ON THE MIC.
I’LL GIGGITY LOIS and GIVE YOU A GREAT FIGHT.
MY FEATS ARE PURE AND SO’S MY FLOW.
WITH THESE FISTS IN YOUR FACE? NOW THAT’S A SHOW!
I’LL GIGGITY LOIS and GIVE YOU A GREAT FIGHT.
MY FEATS ARE PURE AND SO’S MY FLOW.
WITH THESE FISTS IN YOUR FACE? NOW THAT’S A SHOW!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:55:48 AM No.149821481
Jin Woo fucks your favorite waifu
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:56:25 AM No.149821485
>>149821481
...'s laundry
...'s laundry
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:56:27 AM No.149821487
Jin Woo is literally me. I have a small dick too
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:57:18 AM No.149821499
Walter Hartwell White
I'm the greatest drug kingpin
I'll giggity Lois
And show you why I always win
I'm the greatest drug kingpin
I'll giggity Lois
And show you why I always win
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:57:58 AM No.149821514
Someone please make a screencap my sides went to the fucking moon lmao
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:01:20 AM No.149821558
>>149821487
what is Jin Woo even from? I only heard of him from the aura farming tournament with Piccolo, they're apparently good friends
what is Jin Woo even from? I only heard of him from the aura farming tournament with Piccolo, they're apparently good friends
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:01:26 AM No.149821559
>solos your favorite character
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:02:00 AM No.149821566
GUTS! NOT A NAME BUT WHAT SOON YOU'LL SHOWCASE!
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND DO WHAT I ALWAYS DO: SLAY!
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND DO WHAT I ALWAYS DO: SLAY!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:02:12 AM No.149821568
So did the Godzilla Preview tease they’re using Ultima or not?
We KNOW Death Battle themselves didn’t wanna do this because they didn’t want to see Godzilla lose, so I imagine they’ll pull something to screw Hulk over again.
We KNOW Death Battle themselves didn’t wanna do this because they didn’t want to see Godzilla lose, so I imagine they’ll pull something to screw Hulk over again.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:03:14 AM No.149821586
>>149821568
the fact Ultima is a losecon is so fucking funny to me
the fact Ultima is a losecon is so fucking funny to me
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:05:14 AM No.149821619
>>149821568
They said they're examining his entire history and focusing on major releases, and the sneak peek shows some red smoke at the end. It's not fully confirmed yet.
They said they're examining his entire history and focusing on major releases, and the sneak peek shows some red smoke at the end. It's not fully confirmed yet.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:05:48 AM No.149821632
>>149821499
One day my king you will get your Death Battle episode and they will say your name...
One day my king you will get your Death Battle episode and they will say your name...
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:06:25 AM No.149821640
KAMALA KHAN ON THE BEAT!
THIS PLACE NEEDS A WOMAN
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS MYSELF CUS' I NEED NO MAN!
THIS PLACE NEEDS A WOMAN
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS MYSELF CUS' I NEED NO MAN!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:07:53 AM No.149821661
>>149821558
From some gook series called Solo Leveling. Jin Woo is a weak beta cuck that sacrifices himself to save some people and then he gains a literal game system that allows him to level himself up like in a game, then he becomes the strongest fag in existence. The power literally makes him taller, chaddier and muscular for some reason too.
From some gook series called Solo Leveling. Jin Woo is a weak beta cuck that sacrifices himself to save some people and then he gains a literal game system that allows him to level himself up like in a game, then he becomes the strongest fag in existence. The power literally makes him taller, chaddier and muscular for some reason too.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:10:07 AM No.149821716
>>149821640
Zaaaammmnnn can she beat the cock??
Zaaaammmnnn can she beat the cock??
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:10:16 AM No.149821717
>>149821661
wow, that uh... that doesn't sound as good as I was expecting
wow, that uh... that doesn't sound as good as I was expecting
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:10:19 AM No.149821718
>>149821661
Sounds like Korean version of He-man
Sounds like Korean version of He-man
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:10:39 AM No.149821724
>>149821711
Why would you make Ness gay instead of having him fuck a cute girl? Are Nessfags homos?
Why would you make Ness gay instead of having him fuck a cute girl? Are Nessfags homos?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:10:47 AM No.149821729
>>149821632
>Heisenberg cooks up a DEATH BATTLE!
>Walter White is WAY smarter than you think! | Breaking Bad in DEATH BATTLE!
>Heisenberg cooks up a DEATH BATTLE!
>Walter White is WAY smarter than you think! | Breaking Bad in DEATH BATTLE!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:11:30 AM No.149821739
>>149821724
Chara is a whore and whores can't be cute.
Chara is a whore and whores can't be cute.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:12:22 AM No.149821755
you're all dead
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:12:26 AM No.149821757
>>149821568
>so I imagine they’ll pull something to screw Hulk over again.
It’s possible, but I don’t think so. This is supposed to be Hulk’s apology match since they already fucked him over twice and people would be livid if they did it again.
>so I imagine they’ll pull something to screw Hulk over again.
It’s possible, but I don’t think so. This is supposed to be Hulk’s apology match since they already fucked him over twice and people would be livid if they did it again.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:12:31 AM No.149821758
>Estrogen worshipper seething hours
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:12:55 AM No.149821764
WEEEELLLLL
THE JANNY'S HERE NOW
AND I'VE WANTED TO SAY
I PUT IN A LOT OF HOURS
AND I DONT GET PAID
I KEEP /dbs/ AT BAY
GIVE THEM A THREE DAY
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND PROVE TO THEM I'M NOT GAY
THE JANNY'S HERE NOW
AND I'VE WANTED TO SAY
I PUT IN A LOT OF HOURS
AND I DONT GET PAID
I KEEP /dbs/ AT BAY
GIVE THEM A THREE DAY
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS
AND PROVE TO THEM I'M NOT GAY
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:13:10 AM No.149821767
>>149821717
It's alright. It's basically fights, fights and fights. And the Jin Woo dude being cool and shit, hence the aura farming meme.
It's alright. It's basically fights, fights and fights. And the Jin Woo dude being cool and shit, hence the aura farming meme.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:13:57 AM No.149821782
>>149821767
>It's basically fights, fights and fights.
At least the chinks know what I want more than japs do. Shonen drama is such a bore.
>It's basically fights, fights and fights.
At least the chinks know what I want more than japs do. Shonen drama is such a bore.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:16:38 AM No.149821818
>neg-diffs Full-Swank Composite Godzilla
HeAh!
HeAh!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:17:29 AM No.149821830
>neg-diffs all of fiction
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:19:53 AM No.149821866
>>149820697
Jenny giga speedblitzes OG Ben she can travel between literal galaxies in a few second, he won’t even have enough time to change into Upgrade or Ghostfreak.
Jenny giga speedblitzes OG Ben she can travel between literal galaxies in a few second, he won’t even have enough time to change into Upgrade or Ghostfreak.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:19:57 AM No.149821868
>Grrrrrrrr AHHHH! This is so painful and difficult...Hnnnnnnnnng
>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...
>*dies*
>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...
>*dies*
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:22:05 AM No.149821895
>>149821868
>Brother, why do ye not help me!!
>I... AM... TRYING!!!
>Brother, do you leave me to die?
>I... AM... A BETTER MAN!!! *meekly bends the bars*
>Brother, help me!!
>Brother, why do ye not help me!!
>I... AM... TRYING!!!
>Brother, do you leave me to die?
>I... AM... A BETTER MAN!!! *meekly bends the bars*
>Brother, help me!!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:25:27 AM No.149821948
>>149821868
That cage? Omniversal+
That cage? Omniversal+
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:26:09 AM No.149821959
>>149821718
I....hate you for being right.
I....hate you for being right.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:26:40 AM No.149821967
>>149821949
He already TAUGHT Deimos tho
He already TAUGHT Deimos tho
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:27:53 AM No.149821983
Psylocke in Death Battle?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:29:19 AM No.149822006
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:29:50 AM No.149822012
>>149821782
Gooks. Chinks do the same except more psychotic.
Gooks. Chinks do the same except more psychotic.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:31:38 AM No.149822035
>>149821845
Not the one who admitted to being a home.
Not the one who admitted to being a home.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:33:13 AM No.149822055
>neg-diffs all of Touhou
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:33:37 AM No.149822064
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:34:19 AM No.149822074
>>149821868
Boundless metal cage above platonic concepts and dimensions.
Boundless metal cage above platonic concepts and dimensions.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:41:09 AM No.149822170
>>149822134
Even still, of all the pity-wins this show’s had, it’s one of the better ones.
It’s at least better than Shadow v Ryuko, where Shadow got fed a win against an opponent who couldn’t do shit to him.
Even still, of all the pity-wins this show’s had, it’s one of the better ones.
It’s at least better than Shadow v Ryuko, where Shadow got fed a win against an opponent who couldn’t do shit to him.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:41:09 AM No.149822171
>You let your wrath consume you, I have been down that road before
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:42:06 AM No.149822189
>>149820343
Simon...
Simon...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:44:22 AM No.149822226
I just cucked Lucy from Elfen lied
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:46:10 AM No.149822251
>>149821868
>>149822074
2.36 quintillion times faster than light btw. Shook some quirky tree or some shit btw. Boundess threat btw.
>>149822074
2.36 quintillion times faster than light btw. Shook some quirky tree or some shit btw. Boundess threat btw.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:47:32 AM No.149822270
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:47:36 AM No.149822271
Why didn't Kratos stop the Ottoman Turks from conquering Greece?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:47:55 AM No.149822276
>>149821868
This cage? Literally unbreakable for the likes of SHARTsura.
This cage? Literally unbreakable for the likes of SHARTsura.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:48:38 AM No.149822289
>>149820736
How 'bout Orion's grandpa Yuga Khan.
How 'bout Orion's grandpa Yuga Khan.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:49:40 AM No.149822304
>Lost in comics
>Lost in animation
>Lost in gaming
>Lost in merchandising
>Lost in powerscaling
A-at least we still have the movie market...
>Lost in animation
>Lost in gaming
>Lost in merchandising
>Lost in powerscaling
A-at least we still have the movie market...
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:50:14 AM No.149822319
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:50:55 AM No.149822329
>>149821003
Pity win for Banner?
Pity win for Banner?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:50:57 AM No.149822331
>>149822271
He was taking a long nap with a hole in his stomach.
He was taking a long nap with a hole in his stomach.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:52:07 AM No.149822344
>>149821003
Cute little cope you made kaijutard.
Cute little cope you made kaijutard.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:52:09 AM No.149822346
>>149822304
Marvel is the only one carrying comics right now
Marvel is the only one carrying comics right now
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:52:16 AM No.149822348
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:53:26 AM No.149822366
Why did Kratos' victory mindbreak anons ITT this hard?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:53:36 AM No.149822369
>>149822346
I'm going to need Death Battle to have Hulk lose for a third time...we can't have Marvel beat us in every fucking measure...
I'm going to need Death Battle to have Hulk lose for a third time...we can't have Marvel beat us in every fucking measure...
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:55:31 AM No.149822414
>>149822372
Yes, the score between Koslov-sama and Superman is 3-0...his anus was never the same.
Yes, the score between Koslov-sama and Superman is 3-0...his anus was never the same.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:55:31 AM No.149822415
>>149822372
S-S-SHUT UP!!
S-S-SHUT UP!!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:56:19 AM No.149822429
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:56:38 AM No.149822431
>>149822395
ESLtos...
ESLtos...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:56:58 AM No.149822438
>>149822366
His boundless power did it
His boundless power did it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:57:58 AM No.149822453
>>149822271
Why didn't Asura defend India/China from European Imperialism?
Why didn't Asura defend India/China from European Imperialism?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:59:19 AM No.149822471
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:59:32 AM No.149822474
>>149822366
He’s a fraud given a win he had no business in having. DB clearly had bias for him but couldn’t even try to not half ass their research and verdict
>j-just because we’ve never SEEN Kratos dodge a universe-crossing laser, doesn’t mean he couldn’t!
The episode was pure meme-fuel so the shitposts came accordingly.
He’s a fraud given a win he had no business in having. DB clearly had bias for him but couldn’t even try to not half ass their research and verdict
>j-just because we’ve never SEEN Kratos dodge a universe-crossing laser, doesn’t mean he couldn’t!
The episode was pure meme-fuel so the shitposts came accordingly.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:59:54 AM No.149822481
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:00:31 AM No.149822491
Give Gohan a good Death Battle opponent
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:00:38 AM No.149822494
>>149822414
>Every day
>eight months
That's around 243 days. Even if they only raped him once a day that's 243 times. In that image we see three men. Say each man takes the typical 5-7 minutes to orgasm during sex (we'll say 5 minutes) and say they do this continually for 16 hours a day (this is being generous). That's 12 orgasms or 12 rapes per hour equating to Superman being raped 192 times a day. In 243 days that would be 46,656 rapes.
So Superman at bare minimum was raped 243 times in prison. And was raped upwards to 46,656 times. Only the Man of Steel could endure so much rape!
>Every day
>eight months
That's around 243 days. Even if they only raped him once a day that's 243 times. In that image we see three men. Say each man takes the typical 5-7 minutes to orgasm during sex (we'll say 5 minutes) and say they do this continually for 16 hours a day (this is being generous). That's 12 orgasms or 12 rapes per hour equating to Superman being raped 192 times a day. In 243 days that would be 46,656 rapes.
So Superman at bare minimum was raped 243 times in prison. And was raped upwards to 46,656 times. Only the Man of Steel could endure so much rape!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:01:06 AM No.149822502
>>149822134
If only Godzilla was strong enough and not so WEAK. Oh well.
If only Godzilla was strong enough and not so WEAK. Oh well.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:01:43 AM No.149822513
>>149822453
What’s the correlation? He was dead millions of years before they even existed.
What’s the correlation? He was dead millions of years before they even existed.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:02:15 AM No.149822521
>my haters are so obsessed with me that they're posting gay porn they've drawn themselves
3-0
3-0
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:02:25 AM No.149822524
>>149822346
Absolute Batman alone is crushing all of Marvel.
Absolute Batman alone is crushing all of Marvel.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:04:32 AM No.149822553
>>149822491
Boruto
Boruto
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:04:49 AM No.149822562
>>149822474
What can top 9 million universes lowballed. I honestly think this is the funniest outcome ever with DB saying Kratos stomps Asura. They could've bumped asura using the omnipotent statement but yeah
What can top 9 million universes lowballed. I honestly think this is the funniest outcome ever with DB saying Kratos stomps Asura. They could've bumped asura using the omnipotent statement but yeah
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:05:10 AM No.149822568
>>149822549
Atreus shoots arrows. Gohan catches bullets.
Atreus shoots arrows. Gohan catches bullets.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:05:40 AM No.149822578
WEAKzilla fraudcheck kek
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:06:12 AM No.149822583
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:06:37 AM No.149822589
9MUL
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:06:56 AM No.149822593
Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:07:06 AM No.149822596
>>149822549
This isn't even a fight. Atreus destroys with his infinite speed boundless arrows
This isn't even a fight. Atreus destroys with his infinite speed boundless arrows
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:07:26 AM No.149822600
Goku no diffs Sonic and his entire verse btw
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:08:46 AM No.149822622
>>149821818
Ultraman's timeout-gesture blast is fucking kino but it doesn't compare to RAIDA KIIIIIICK
Ultraman's timeout-gesture blast is fucking kino but it doesn't compare to RAIDA KIIIIIICK
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:08:56 AM No.149822625
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:09:04 AM No.149822627
>>149822593
>Punches all of Sonic's rings and chaos emeralds out of him
Whoops! What's this?
>Drops Sonic's base building-level body to the ground.
Oh what's this? Ian Flynn said you're a fraud who relies on external power ups? Sad!
>Hakais the entire planet with Sonic
>Punches all of Sonic's rings and chaos emeralds out of him
Whoops! What's this?
>Drops Sonic's base building-level body to the ground.
Oh what's this? Ian Flynn said you're a fraud who relies on external power ups? Sad!
>Hakais the entire planet with Sonic
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:10:01 AM No.149822638
>>149822527
There are dozens here anon
There are dozens here anon
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:10:16 AM No.149822643
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:10:50 AM No.149822657
>>149822627
Forced Spirit Fission WOULD work on Sonic's Emerald power btw
if it wasn't for that retarded Toyo cope of "ummm ACKshually I don't WANT to use Goku's techniques!!!!1" he'd have IT as well putting him above anything Sonic can do speed-wise that wasn't time travel shit (something Sonic has basically never accomplished)
Forced Spirit Fission WOULD work on Sonic's Emerald power btw
if it wasn't for that retarded Toyo cope of "ummm ACKshually I don't WANT to use Goku's techniques!!!!1" he'd have IT as well putting him above anything Sonic can do speed-wise that wasn't time travel shit (something Sonic has basically never accomplished)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:10:51 AM No.149822659
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:11:30 AM No.149822671
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:11:53 AM No.149822678
>>149822562
>What can top 9 million universes lowballed
Not much can beat the cookbook retardation. It’s hilarious they still think Kratos has anywhere near that sort of power when the feat wasn’t even done by him and technically done by another guy using magic who essentially performed a lifting strength feat via telekinesis rather than any actual AP shit. Compare this to Asura who actually scales to what they say he’s at… because he actually did it.
>What can top 9 million universes lowballed
Not much can beat the cookbook retardation. It’s hilarious they still think Kratos has anywhere near that sort of power when the feat wasn’t even done by him and technically done by another guy using magic who essentially performed a lifting strength feat via telekinesis rather than any actual AP shit. Compare this to Asura who actually scales to what they say he’s at… because he actually did it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:12:01 AM No.149822679
>>149822593
Kek, based, canon.
Kek, based, canon.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:12:13 AM No.149822687
>>149822671
YUMMY! Sonicbro btw
YUMMY! Sonicbro btw
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:12:13 AM No.149822688
>hulk penis out of NOWHERE
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:12:16 AM No.149822689
>>149822568
Yeah but he shoots it to the sun in like a second so he wins
Yeah but he shoots it to the sun in like a second so he wins
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:12:20 AM No.149822691
>>149822643
Vegeta is LITERALLY learning to use Hakai you idiot. He even managed to explode small rocks with it.
>heh, just small rocks
gotta start somewhere. as if (You) can just bench 800lbs with no training. the fact he's capable of using it *at all* disproves your post, and it's in-manga too so none of this "heh, toei headcanon" bullshit
Vegeta is LITERALLY learning to use Hakai you idiot. He even managed to explode small rocks with it.
>heh, just small rocks
gotta start somewhere. as if (You) can just bench 800lbs with no training. the fact he's capable of using it *at all* disproves your post, and it's in-manga too so none of this "heh, toei headcanon" bullshit
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:13:03 AM No.149822699
>>149820458
Well duh. DC cosmology is weak compared mecha CHADS
Well duh. DC cosmology is weak compared mecha CHADS
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:13:21 AM No.149822706
>>149822627
Bejita.....Gigi's hubby
Bejita.....Gigi's hubby
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:13:29 AM No.149822708
>>149822671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjJgIZr5ls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjJgIZr5ls
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:13:49 AM No.149822711
>>149822691
>Small rocks
Why even bring that up? He can create balls of Hakai that can erase people and even planets.
>Small rocks
Why even bring that up? He can create balls of Hakai that can erase people and even planets.
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DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/12/2025, 2:13:52 AM No.149822712
so who won?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:14:23 AM No.149822720
>>149822699
Post Simon not having a dead wife
Post Simon not having a dead wife
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:14:36 AM No.149822724
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:14:37 AM No.149822725
>>149822711
because it's stupidly easy to look up Vegeta's training with Beers and he starts with exploding rocks smaller than his hand, because turning something into *nothing* requires a shitload of power
because it's stupidly easy to look up Vegeta's training with Beers and he starts with exploding rocks smaller than his hand, because turning something into *nothing* requires a shitload of power
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:14:54 AM No.149822729
>>149822709
You could try harder than that, anon.
You could try harder than that, anon.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:15:42 AM No.149822744
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:15:54 AM No.149822749
>>149822712
Sonic, as expected.
Sonic, as expected.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:16:06 AM No.149822752
>>149822725
Yeah but even when he was still in-training he upgraded to erasing logs. In his base form he can erase objects larger than himself and in his Ultra Ego form he can erase planets. Him erasing a pebble was his very first instance of using Hakai when he only just learned how to do it.
Yeah but even when he was still in-training he upgraded to erasing logs. In his base form he can erase objects larger than himself and in his Ultra Ego form he can erase planets. Him erasing a pebble was his very first instance of using Hakai when he only just learned how to do it.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:16:32 AM No.149822761
>>149822712
Low balled Kratos
Low balled Kratos
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:17:18 AM No.149822779
Hal LOSES to floor tiles?!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:17:26 AM No.149822781
>>149822724
Ayy, where the fuck is Gert?
Ayy, where the fuck is Gert?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:17:26 AM No.149822782
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:17:44 AM No.149822790
I've yet to see any of Goku's antifeats instantly killing him like this.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:17:51 AM No.149822792
>>149822752
The point of the rebuttal I made is that Vegeta IS learning to use Hakai, not that he's capable of destroying 9 million universes lowballed
The point of the rebuttal I made is that Vegeta IS learning to use Hakai, not that he's capable of destroying 9 million universes lowballed
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:18:08 AM No.149822798
>>149822724
Me and the boys sitting down and watching Hulk vs Godzilla.
Me and the boys sitting down and watching Hulk vs Godzilla.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:18:47 AM No.149822816
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:19:08 AM No.149822824
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:19:09 AM No.149822825
>>149822779
Hal loses to Robin's cape before they made it so that not *literally* anything yellow is Hal's weakness
in retrospect, Hal jobbing to a dude wearing a classic raincoat and rain hat is omega giga retarded levels of writing
Hal loses to Robin's cape before they made it so that not *literally* anything yellow is Hal's weakness
in retrospect, Hal jobbing to a dude wearing a classic raincoat and rain hat is omega giga retarded levels of writing
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:19:49 AM No.149822835
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:20:04 AM No.149822840
>>149822816
Holy cow I can't keep up with those things at all, I should just kill myself...
Holy cow I can't keep up with those things at all, I should just kill myself...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:20:25 AM No.149822850
>>149822805
Yee, neither can Sonic. The post i replied to said Sonic can survive without air which isnt true. Never Said Goku can survive without air. Kek
Yee, neither can Sonic. The post i replied to said Sonic can survive without air which isnt true. Never Said Goku can survive without air. Kek
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:20:38 AM No.149822853
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:21:32 AM No.149822866
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:22:39 AM No.149822886
>>149822850
Sonic can survive in space, however. It just seems he drowns in water.
Sonic can survive in space, however. It just seems he drowns in water.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:23:12 AM No.149822893
>>149822853
imagine calling other people schizo when we know for a fact you're a footfaggot >>149817897 and you have literally post the same forced meme every thread
imagine calling other people schizo when we know for a fact you're a footfaggot >>149817897 and you have literally post the same forced meme every thread
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:23:13 AM No.149822894
>>149822866
Dude what the fuck is HBWOA, there is no way that is an actual thing here
Dude what the fuck is HBWOA, there is no way that is an actual thing here
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/12/2025, 2:23:41 AM No.149822900
>>149822886
>Sonic can survive in space, however. It just seems he drowns in water
that makes no sense
>Sonic can survive in space, however. It just seems he drowns in water
that makes no sense
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:23:53 AM No.149822903
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:23:56 AM No.149822905
I jobbed to rocks again. Don’t say my name! I’m ashamed of myself…
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:24:16 AM No.149822918
>>149822886
SHITnic can't even survive a heccin' crocco
SHITnic can't even survive a heccin' crocco
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:24:37 AM No.149822926
>>149822905
LORDnic...
LORDnic...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:24:57 AM No.149822935
>>149822900
You get water filling your lungs and see how well you breathe in space, pedo.
You get water filling your lungs and see how well you breathe in space, pedo.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:25:05 AM No.149822937
>>149822724
This reminds me of vinesauce
This reminds me of vinesauce
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:25:27 AM No.149822945
>>149822825
>omega giga retarded levels of writing
That's just like comic writing in a nutshell. Apparently the anti-life equation is a literal math equation made up of emotions that you just say out loud and it's cringey as fuck picturing a villain try and be intimidating while saying this shit.
>omega giga retarded levels of writing
That's just like comic writing in a nutshell. Apparently the anti-life equation is a literal math equation made up of emotions that you just say out loud and it's cringey as fuck picturing a villain try and be intimidating while saying this shit.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:25:49 AM No.149822949
>>149822935
is he actually a pedophile or is that just baseless slander because he's a tripfag and deserves it?
is he actually a pedophile or is that just baseless slander because he's a tripfag and deserves it?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:25:58 AM No.149822954
>>149822905
GoKEK...
GoKEK...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:26:36 AM No.149822968
>>149822905
SuperSHIT...
SuperSHIT...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:26:56 AM No.149822975
>>149822905
Scissorsisters....
Scissorsisters....
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:27:14 AM No.149822987
>>149822893
funny, that ain't me. but keep being mad that your ohnospam is getting replaced.
funny, that ain't me. but keep being mad that your ohnospam is getting replaced.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:27:26 AM No.149822989
>>149822945
>you just say out loud
Never happened. In fact, drawing some CHAD squiggles on your face is all that's needed to counter it.
>you just say out loud
Never happened. In fact, drawing some CHAD squiggles on your face is all that's needed to counter it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:29:00 AM No.149823022
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:29:11 AM No.149823026
>>149823008
...'s mom's a bitch.
...'s mom's a bitch.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:29:16 AM No.149823027
pity win banner lol
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:29:22 AM No.149823029
>>149822372
DC’s entire cosmology is 1-0 against CHADmon.
DC’s entire cosmology is 1-0 against CHADmon.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:30:00 AM No.149823036
WEAKzilla fraudcheck kek
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:31:01 AM No.149823053
>>149822945
Kirby never said that
we literally had a thread about a week or so ago on what the Anti-Life Equation really is
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149471126
the fact modern writers think it's an ACTUAL equation is a misinterpretation of the original works, and we've been suffering the consequences ever since
Kirby never said that
we literally had a thread about a week or so ago on what the Anti-Life Equation really is
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149471126
the fact modern writers think it's an ACTUAL equation is a misinterpretation of the original works, and we've been suffering the consequences ever since
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:31:06 AM No.149823054
>>149823022
felt called out again, huh? what do you care? i've shown my dislike for both you and kaijutard. why does 'pity win banner' make you seethe so much?
felt called out again, huh? what do you care? i've shown my dislike for both you and kaijutard. why does 'pity win banner' make you seethe so much?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:31:44 AM No.149823064
Pity win banner LMAO
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:32:13 AM No.149823072
>>149823053
Based scholar
Based scholar
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:32:31 AM No.149823078
>>149822987
>>149823054
that post wasn't me
looks like two can play this game. put up your dukes. I'm better at fighting than you because my fighting spirit is stronger
>>149823054
that post wasn't me
looks like two can play this game. put up your dukes. I'm better at fighting than you because my fighting spirit is stronger
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:32:33 AM No.149823079
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:32:53 AM No.149823085
>>149822372
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:33:09 AM No.149823090
>>149823078
just enjoy your pity win, hulkfag. lol
just enjoy your pity win, hulkfag. lol
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:33:43 AM No.149823102
>>149823054
>if I pretend to be someone else, nobody will notice who I carry water for
Can you be less retarded?
>if I pretend to be someone else, nobody will notice who I carry water for
Can you be less retarded?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:33:58 AM No.149823105![1995 Gojira tai Desutoroia.720p.ac3.CG.avi_snapshot_01.34.08_[2024.11.09_11.25.20]](/images/co/1754958838161881.jpg)
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *melts the planet causing a chain reaction that kills Hulk*
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:33:58 AM No.149823107
>>149823090
Literally not a pity win, don't know why you're forcing this meme and I probably never will outside of the obvious (forcing (You)s)
Literally not a pity win, don't know why you're forcing this meme and I probably never will outside of the obvious (forcing (You)s)
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:34:06 AM No.149823110
Kratos?
More like Gaytos.
More like Gaytos.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:34:14 AM No.149823115
Since they had him saying "who's next?!" at the end of his fight, who can The Mask fight if he returns?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:34:22 AM No.149823119
Pity win banner LOL
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:34:48 AM No.149823130
Goku was superman's pity win
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:34:59 AM No.149823134
>>149823090
Can't be a pity win without also being a fraudcheck.
Can't be a pity win without also being a fraudcheck.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:35:40 AM No.149823147
uh oh kaijeet melty lol
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:35:41 AM No.149823148
Pity win banner KEK
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:36:05 AM No.149823157
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:36:11 AM No.149823158
they didn't seem to give him ultima
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:36:26 AM No.149823161
>>149823107
>HULK WAS NERFED WHEN FIGHTING BROLY AND DOOMSDAY
>death battle has hulk fight a nerfed character
>YAY HULK EARNED THAT WIN
pity. win.
>HULK WAS NERFED WHEN FIGHTING BROLY AND DOOMSDAY
>death battle has hulk fight a nerfed character
>YAY HULK EARNED THAT WIN
pity. win.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:36:58 AM No.149823168
uh ok hulkjeet melty
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:37:10 AM No.149823175
>>149823115
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:37:13 AM No.149823178
KINGTOOOOOSSSSSS
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:37:37 AM No.149823186
>THE SAVAGE TRANS HULK
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:38:00 AM No.149823193
>>149823161
Your obsession with calling Hulk's potential win a pity win is genuinely sad and I hope you just suddenly drop it and find some other horse dick to sit on after the MU because right now you just look like a retarded faggot for no one's benefit, least of all (You)rs
Your obsession with calling Hulk's potential win a pity win is genuinely sad and I hope you just suddenly drop it and find some other horse dick to sit on after the MU because right now you just look like a retarded faggot for no one's benefit, least of all (You)rs
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:38:16 AM No.149823200
HULK STRONGEST (pity winner) THERE IS
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:38:30 AM No.149823202
>kaijutard felt called out
kek knew it you little bitch
melty melty
kek knew it you little bitch
melty melty
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:38:30 AM No.149823203
>>149823161
>n-n-n-n-n-nerf...
They're excluding Ultima specifically because it's a massive losecon, copeBITCH.
>n-n-n-n-n-nerf...
They're excluding Ultima specifically because it's a massive losecon, copeBITCH.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:38:39 AM No.149823209
>>149823115
Bill Goldberg
Bill Goldberg
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:39:26 AM No.149823223
>hulkek melty
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:39:39 AM No.149823227
>>149823203
so....it's a pity win. thanks for confirming.
>>149823193
man i thought my 'pity win' posting was 'bad rage bait', i'm pissing off everyone tonight! KEK
so....it's a pity win. thanks for confirming.
>>149823193
man i thought my 'pity win' posting was 'bad rage bait', i'm pissing off everyone tonight! KEK
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:40:14 AM No.149823239
>>149823200
Kaijufags are officially the biggest giant coping BITCHES in all of everything.
Your concession is accepted.
Kaijufags are officially the biggest giant coping BITCHES in all of everything.
Your concession is accepted.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:40:26 AM No.149823242
>All this shitflinging
>When Godzilla will win anyways
>When Godzilla will win anyways
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:40:30 AM No.149823244
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:40:47 AM No.149823252
>>149823239
No lies detected.
No lies detected.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:41:15 AM No.149823265
>>149823227
So WEAKzilla's getting fraudchecked. Glad you agree, fag.
So WEAKzilla's getting fraudchecked. Glad you agree, fag.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:41:32 AM No.149823270
>Hulktard psychotic episode
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:41:50 AM No.149823273
>>149823251
hey when it works it works. pity win is making people fucking freak out. because it makes them reflect all the times they said broly and doomsday's win were 'pity wins', that hulk was 'nerfed'. now the shoe's on the other foot and they don't like it
hey when it works it works. pity win is making people fucking freak out. because it makes them reflect all the times they said broly and doomsday's win were 'pity wins', that hulk was 'nerfed'. now the shoe's on the other foot and they don't like it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:41:53 AM No.149823275
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:41:56 AM No.149823278
melty
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:42:01 AM No.149823280
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:42:08 AM No.149823281
>>149823242
You can't even explain Godzilla's wincons
You can't even explain Godzilla's wincons
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:42:47 AM No.149823295
The INCREDIBLE pity winner
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:42:50 AM No.149823296
>>149823265
>random aggression
woah woah woah, we're here to celebrate hulk's pity win! no need for such language. :)
>random aggression
woah woah woah, we're here to celebrate hulk's pity win! no need for such language. :)
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:42:52 AM No.149823297
>>149823281
Don't need to. The episode will explain it for me.
Don't need to. The episode will explain it for me.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:42:57 AM No.149823298
I will not take my meds today.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:43:50 AM No.149823321
I have taken my meds and I'm still having a melty
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:43:50 AM No.149823322
>>149823298
Based guy I don't like bro
Based guy I don't like bro
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:44:00 AM No.149823328
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:44:19 AM No.149823332
>>149823298
HulkSCHIZO…
HulkSCHIZO…
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:44:21 AM No.149823333
Pissbros...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:44:25 AM No.149823334
>>149823296
So WEAKzilla's getting fraudchecked. Glad you agree, fag.
So WEAKzilla's getting fraudchecked. Glad you agree, fag.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:44:51 AM No.149823342
>>149823275
Didn't DBS Broly have a worldwide box office higher than that with a much more limited theater run? Its also a 2D movie.
Didn't DBS Broly have a worldwide box office higher than that with a much more limited theater run? Its also a 2D movie.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:44:55 AM No.149823343
>>149823297
Holy shit I've heard of HBOC but hiding behind Death Battle? That's a new low, even for THIS shitass general. Embarrassing showing today from (You)
Holy shit I've heard of HBOC but hiding behind Death Battle? That's a new low, even for THIS shitass general. Embarrassing showing today from (You)
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:45:41 AM No.149823359
>HULK NOT WANT BE RAPED! AIIIEE! NOO!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:45:46 AM No.149823362
>>149823161
It's funny that Godzilla will win because he can fly just like Doomsday and Broly
It's funny that Godzilla will win because he can fly just like Doomsday and Broly
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:47:03 AM No.149823383
HULK BREAK PITY WINS
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:47:24 AM No.149823388
Why is cum dripping from a boy's ass so hot...?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:47:45 AM No.149823395
>>149823374
you can't be raped by women
it's not possible
>NOOOOO DON''T PUT YOUR VAGINA ON MY PENIS NOOOOO
even Mark gets over his "rape" by that hot ass Viltrumite bitch pretty quick
you can't be raped by women
it's not possible
>NOOOOO DON''T PUT YOUR VAGINA ON MY PENIS NOOOOO
even Mark gets over his "rape" by that hot ass Viltrumite bitch pretty quick
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:48:18 AM No.149823409
>>149823388
Hulk becoming homosexual after his first victory is correctly derided for being a pity win…
Hulk becoming homosexual after his first victory is correctly derided for being a pity win…
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:48:29 AM No.149823416
>>149823334
let's see
>pointless and aggressive namecalling
>homosexual fantasies
>can only parrot
does me saying pity win really make you that mad?
let's see
>pointless and aggressive namecalling
>homosexual fantasies
>can only parrot
does me saying pity win really make you that mad?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:49:17 AM No.149823433
>>149823342
Broly gets asses in seats.
Broly gets asses in seats.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:49:34 AM No.149823440
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:50:37 AM No.149823458
HULK NOT WEAK! HULK NOT PITY WINNER! HULK STRONG! HULK PROVE STRENGTH BY POSTING HOMOSEXUAL RAPE FANTASIES!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:50:59 AM No.149823464
I’ve been mindbroken… so DON’T fucking make me angry or else I’ll flood this thread with gay porn!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:51:02 AM No.149823466
>>149823448
I literally namechecked Mark so it's very obvious I'm NOT Mark
I literally namechecked Mark so it's very obvious I'm NOT Mark
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:51:34 AM No.149823473
>>149823458
Hulk-sama... you are a monster... no longer....
Hulk-sama... you are a monster... no longer....
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:51:54 AM No.149823483
>>149823464
Pity win banner…
Pity win banner…
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:52:14 AM No.149823490
>>149823342
Superman's cap long surpassed 100m dude
Superman's cap long surpassed 100m dude
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:53:32 AM No.149823504
shame, tomorrow's their year anniversary of spamming the oh no post. and they're acting super aggro for no reason.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:54:34 AM No.149823528
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:54:35 AM No.149823530
Please stop looking at me...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:54:41 AM No.149823533
Godzilla bros
It's okay to lose to Hulk
It's okay to go 2-1
2-1 is a respectable record and you should be proud of that
You can't win every fight and that's okay
So when Hulk wins please hold your heads high
Please don't be like the Asurajeets and have a meltdown spanning the whole year
Please be... Better men
It's okay to lose to Hulk
It's okay to go 2-1
2-1 is a respectable record and you should be proud of that
You can't win every fight and that's okay
So when Hulk wins please hold your heads high
Please don't be like the Asurajeets and have a meltdown spanning the whole year
Please be... Better men
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:54:58 AM No.149823538
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:55:41 AM No.149823550![HnK 4.avi_snapshot_00.27_[2020.10.08_20.03.43]](/images/co/1754960141485278.jpg)
>Listen well, Godzilla. If you strike the Hulk's ting-shen-han pressure point with an atomic-powered strike, it will reverberate across time and the multiverse and give Bruce Banner a cramp in his leg in May of 1962, rendering him unable to foolishly run onto the testing field that bathed him in Gamma radiation, thus erasing the Hulk from all known omniversial realities.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:55:43 AM No.149823552
>>149823533
yeah, hulkbros need to be proud that boomstick and wix tossed hulk an actual pity win, so he has something under his belt! how lucky for hulk!
yeah, hulkbros need to be proud that boomstick and wix tossed hulk an actual pity win, so he has something under his belt! how lucky for hulk!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:57:03 AM No.149823578
>>149823533
HNNNNRRRGGGG I CAN'T!!! I MUST MELTDOWN... AAHHHHHH! MELTY INCOMING! MELTY POINT REACHED!!! AARRRRGGGHHH! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST MELTY!!!
HNNNNRRRGGGG I CAN'T!!! I MUST MELTDOWN... AAHHHHHH! MELTY INCOMING! MELTY POINT REACHED!!! AARRRRGGGHHH! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST MELTY!!!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:57:15 AM No.149823584
Hulk bros
It’s okay to lose to Godzilla
It’s okay to go 3-0
You lost against some of the strongest characters to ever be on Death Battle
You can’t win every fight and that’s okay
So when Godzilla wins please hold your heads high
Please don’t be like the Kratosjeets and have a meltdown over being fraudchecked spanning the whole year.
Please be… strong
It’s okay to lose to Godzilla
It’s okay to go 3-0
You lost against some of the strongest characters to ever be on Death Battle
You can’t win every fight and that’s okay
So when Godzilla wins please hold your heads high
Please don’t be like the Kratosjeets and have a meltdown over being fraudchecked spanning the whole year.
Please be… strong
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:57:36 AM No.149823589
>>149823578
calm down hulk bro, it's just three words. pity. win. banner. three words to be proud of.
calm down hulk bro, it's just three words. pity. win. banner. three words to be proud of.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:58:23 AM No.149823607
>>149823589
he was literally talking about godzilla tho your bait doesn't even apply here
he was literally talking about godzilla tho your bait doesn't even apply here
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:58:24 AM No.149823608
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:58:37 AM No.149823611
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:58:40 AM No.149823613
>>149823578
kaijubro...it's okay...it's gonna be okay
kaijubro...it's okay...it's gonna be okay
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:58:51 AM No.149823615
>>149823584
HULK CAN’T HANDLE THIRD LOSS, HULK ANGRY, HULK HAVE STRONGEST MELTDOWN THERE IS!!!!!
HULK CAN’T HANDLE THIRD LOSS, HULK ANGRY, HULK HAVE STRONGEST MELTDOWN THERE IS!!!!!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:59:09 AM No.149823617
>>149823343
Hiding from what? I made a statement:
>Godzilla will win anyways
You responded
>You can't even explain his wincons
I said
>I don't need to; Death Battle will explain it for me
I'm not arguing that Godzilla > Hulk. I am confidently stating that Godzilla will beat Hulk in the Death Battle episode.
These are two completely different things.
Hiding from what? I made a statement:
>Godzilla will win anyways
You responded
>You can't even explain his wincons
I said
>I don't need to; Death Battle will explain it for me
I'm not arguing that Godzilla > Hulk. I am confidently stating that Godzilla will beat Hulk in the Death Battle episode.
These are two completely different things.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:59:27 AM No.149823624
>>149823584
Should've been please be monsters no longer
Should've been please be monsters no longer
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:59:38 AM No.149823625
>>149823607
everyone should be celebrating hulk's win, even if it is one out of pity.
everyone should be celebrating hulk's win, even if it is one out of pity.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:00:12 AM No.149823635
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:00:24 AM No.149823637
>>149823625
explain how it's out of pity though without mentioning Ultima
Ultima is an actual losecon btw because Hulk can just skip his avatar and go straight to the source
explain how it's out of pity though without mentioning Ultima
Ultima is an actual losecon btw because Hulk can just skip his avatar and go straight to the source
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:00:34 AM No.149823640
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:01:22 AM No.149823653
>>149823637
hulk can blink entire multiverses out of existence, so tossing him a dinosaur that barely moves? pity win is still a win!
hulk can blink entire multiverses out of existence, so tossing him a dinosaur that barely moves? pity win is still a win!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:01:33 AM No.149823657
There is nothing wrong with getting a pity win.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:01:51 AM No.149823661
>>149823608
MoS and BvS were huge hits because they were "fresh" takes on Superman (read: dogshit) and it wasn't until the JL movie that it really set in for WB that people DO NOT like how Superman was protrayed
they even did multiple reshoots to make Superman better like the start of the movie where he has lip CGI because Henry didn't bother shaving
it just doesn't make sense to compare the two
MoS and BvS were huge hits because they were "fresh" takes on Superman (read: dogshit) and it wasn't until the JL movie that it really set in for WB that people DO NOT like how Superman was protrayed
they even did multiple reshoots to make Superman better like the start of the movie where he has lip CGI because Henry didn't bother shaving
it just doesn't make sense to compare the two
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:02:52 AM No.149823681
>>149823653
Hulk can't do that and neither can Godzilla. I gave you ONE FUCKING CHANCE to tell the truth and instead you schizospam expecting anyone to believe you. This is terrible. You're not smart, nor clever. Please stop.
Hulk can't do that and neither can Godzilla. I gave you ONE FUCKING CHANCE to tell the truth and instead you schizospam expecting anyone to believe you. This is terrible. You're not smart, nor clever. Please stop.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:03:25 AM No.149823687
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:03:25 AM No.149823689
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DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/12/2025, 3:04:06 AM No.149823700
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:04:14 AM No.149823702
>>149823681
but according to the other hulkbros, hulk can do that! toba and toaa! the green door! literal immortal now! everything is literally stacked against godzilla! actual pity win.
but according to the other hulkbros, hulk can do that! toba and toaa! the green door! literal immortal now! everything is literally stacked against godzilla! actual pity win.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:04:55 AM No.149823714
>>149823617
You made a statement? Not good enough, dipshit. You're not Kratos.
You made a statement? Not good enough, dipshit. You're not Kratos.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:05:05 AM No.149823717
>>149819806
What in tarnation
What in tarnation
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:05:11 AM No.149823721
>>149823681
>Hulk can’t do [THING THAT WOULD ALLOW HIM TO COMPETE WITH DOOMSDAY]
Yup yup yup CHADSday win is 100% legit.
>Hulk can’t do [THING THAT WOULD ALLOW HIM TO COMPETE WITH DOOMSDAY]
Yup yup yup CHADSday win is 100% legit.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:05:15 AM No.149823722
>>149823700
he looks like omni-man if he has a mustache
he looks like omni-man if he has a mustache
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:06:55 AM No.149823743
>>149823700
Superman has always been clean-shaven outside of very few runs where he's older. More importantly, he was clean-shaven in the shoots that they already did for the final cut of the JL movie. Having him
>suddenly
grow a mustache is just bad editing. The lip CGI was necessary because R>F transcendence. I'm not fucking joking. Henry not shaving transcends the quality of the film.
Superman has always been clean-shaven outside of very few runs where he's older. More importantly, he was clean-shaven in the shoots that they already did for the final cut of the JL movie. Having him
>suddenly
grow a mustache is just bad editing. The lip CGI was necessary because R>F transcendence. I'm not fucking joking. Henry not shaving transcends the quality of the film.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:07:17 AM No.149823747
>>149823689
Argentinian comics are another beast.
Argentinian comics are another beast.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:07:35 AM No.149823753
GREENKITTENSDAMN
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:07:44 AM No.149823755
>>149823736
YangKINGS…
YangKINGS…
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:07:56 AM No.149823758
>>149823721
Doomsday is the Time Trapper, they're equals at best.
>Yup yup yup
dogshit /dbs/ drivel that people need to stop spamming
Doomsday is the Time Trapper, they're equals at best.
>Yup yup yup
dogshit /dbs/ drivel that people need to stop spamming
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:08:15 AM No.149823759
>>149823747
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U0TXIXTzJEY&pp=ygULR29sZGVtIHdpbmQ%3D
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U0TXIXTzJEY&pp=ygULR29sZGVtIHdpbmQ%3D
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:09:13 AM No.149823765
>COPEulk
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:09:14 AM No.149823766
>>149823758
damn, ducky from land before time was a /dbs/ mexican?
damn, ducky from land before time was a /dbs/ mexican?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:09:15 AM No.149823767
>>149823747
I refuse to learn Subhuman, can someone translate this into English, German or Latin please?
I refuse to learn Subhuman, can someone translate this into English, German or Latin please?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:09:15 AM No.149823768
Gigi
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:09:26 AM No.149823770
>>149823714
I can cut down trees of a higher complex dimensional structure that is conceptual in nature than the trees Kratos struggles to cut. Ergo I am SUPERIOR to him.
I can cut down trees of a higher complex dimensional structure that is conceptual in nature than the trees Kratos struggles to cut. Ergo I am SUPERIOR to him.
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DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/12/2025, 3:09:32 AM No.149823773
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:10:15 AM No.149823782
>>149823767
Spain is whither than you Amerimutt.
Spain is whither than you Amerimutt.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:10:33 AM No.149823791
>>149823766
Ducky is the worst of the lot
Cera >>>>>>>>>> all
but you already knew this
>>149823778
hey man, I said German not Weimar German
Ducky is the worst of the lot
Cera >>>>>>>>>> all
but you already knew this
>>149823778
hey man, I said German not Weimar German
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:11:21 AM No.149823802
schade, siegesbanner
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:11:31 AM No.149823803
>>149823791
Post germany not taking until FUCKING 2012 TO BAN BESTIALITY, NOW.
Post germany not taking until FUCKING 2012 TO BAN BESTIALITY, NOW.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:11:40 AM No.149823807
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:12:06 AM No.149823813
>>149823770
you can't even cut vegetables to give yourself a healthy dinner
>>149823803
post Japan banning cheese pizza before 2014
you can't even cut vegetables to give yourself a healthy dinner
>>149823803
post Japan banning cheese pizza before 2014
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:12:23 AM No.149823820
POST FRANCE NOT MAKING KEKING STORIES
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:12:24 AM No.149823821
Post Germany not struggling to arrest a cannibal because the guy he ate wanted to be eaten.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:12:33 AM No.149823822
Has Goku won a death battle?
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DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/12/2025, 3:12:33 AM No.149823823
>acabo de recordar que taringa murió
nooooooooooo.
nooooooooooo.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:13:08 AM No.149823830
>>149823807
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:13:45 AM No.149823841
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:13:52 AM No.149823843
>>149823800
I-I cannot...there are no cameras in this dimension...
I-I cannot...there are no cameras in this dimension...
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:14:45 AM No.149823855
>>149823822
>>149823829
>Vegeta LITERALLY forces Gogeta (the better fusion, indisputably) to lose because fusion dance requires equal power, while Potato does not
I'm surprised this isn't called out more often
>>149823829
>Vegeta LITERALLY forces Gogeta (the better fusion, indisputably) to lose because fusion dance requires equal power, while Potato does not
I'm surprised this isn't called out more often
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:14:45 AM No.149823856
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:15:14 AM No.149823864
>>149823843
Don't worry kektos, here it is our one and only true infinity cardinal dimensional all logical possibilities catching camera.
Don't worry kektos, here it is our one and only true infinity cardinal dimensional all logical possibilities catching camera.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:16:13 AM No.149823877
>>149823843
FVARK, ANON TRANSCENDED NON-FICTION AND IS SPEAKING TO US THROUGH HIS AVATAR.
FVARK, ANON TRANSCENDED NON-FICTION AND IS SPEAKING TO US THROUGH HIS AVATAR.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
8/12/2025, 3:16:29 AM No.149823885
>>149823856
lol
lol
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:16:58 AM No.149823891
>>149823856
>INFINITY-level Pilaf
>Sun Disk-level Chiaotzu
DB's lesser characters are more fun and engaging than their highest-wanked characters
>INFINITY-level Pilaf
>Sun Disk-level Chiaotzu
DB's lesser characters are more fun and engaging than their highest-wanked characters
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:17:01 AM No.149823892
>>149823855
Outside sources seem to confirm Gogeta gets a greater rival boost or some kind of great boost making their power equal.
Outside sources seem to confirm Gogeta gets a greater rival boost or some kind of great boost making their power equal.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:17:54 AM No.149823904
Lowballed Kratos is my favorite character
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:18:29 AM No.149823911
>>149820021
Grovyle and Lucina have already been teased through their iconography appearing in a constellation in one of the animations.
Grovyle and Lucina have already been teased through their iconography appearing in a constellation in one of the animations.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:18:42 AM No.149823918
>>149823904
so you like the old GoW games where he actually has feats and not 1013013030239D statements? me too. mashing your way through a Titan's stomach is fucking based
so you like the old GoW games where he actually has feats and not 1013013030239D statements? me too. mashing your way through a Titan's stomach is fucking based
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:19:20 AM No.149823934
ROCKtos is my favorite character.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:19:57 AM No.149823945
KIIIIIIIINGTOSSSSSS
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:20:51 AM No.149823959
>>149823918
The old games are good but you could wank him to universal via Atlas. Sucks in Ragnarok nothing cool happens. Nu-tos has you fighting baldur on a giant and you're constantly moving
The old games are good but you could wank him to universal via Atlas. Sucks in Ragnarok nothing cool happens. Nu-tos has you fighting baldur on a giant and you're constantly moving
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:22:03 AM No.149823978
>>149823959
Norse Mythos is just a fucking gay place for Kratos to be in general. His story ended in 3, everything after is a humiliation ritual.
Norse Mythos is just a fucking gay place for Kratos to be in general. His story ended in 3, everything after is a humiliation ritual.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:22:12 AM No.149823979
The whole concept of a 9 million universe buster lowballed who doesn't show it because ??? is very amusing
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:22:14 AM No.149823981
pity win banner
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:22:46 AM No.149823986
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:23:08 AM No.149823993
>>149823959
>universal via Atlas
I thought everybody wanked him via the Primordials even though the cutscene only stated they created Earth.
>universal via Atlas
I thought everybody wanked him via the Primordials even though the cutscene only stated they created Earth.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:23:12 AM No.149823996
>>149823979
a lot of DB calcs are fucking retarded
Spongebob pulling a fucking string as a gag is calced at MTFL++++++ without a hint of irony
a lot of DB calcs are fucking retarded
Spongebob pulling a fucking string as a gag is calced at MTFL++++++ without a hint of irony
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:23:44 AM No.149824003
>>149823986
damn godzilla, what happened to the rest of your body?
damn godzilla, what happened to the rest of your body?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:23:56 AM No.149824006
>hulkfags cling to th
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:24:06 AM No.149824010
>>149823978
There is a GOW 2 prequel in the works. Who knows it might be good and he'll destroy universes on screen maybe Egypt will save GOW (cope)
There is a GOW 2 prequel in the works. Who knows it might be good and he'll destroy universes on screen maybe Egypt will save GOW (cope)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:25:20 AM No.149824026
>>149823892
>rival boost
Not a thing, Elder Kai said how the two rivals fusing together would be spectacular, not that they'd get a boost for being rivals. Potara multiplies the two power levels together to get the fusion, fusion dance they have to have a matching power level, so long as either of the two is stronger then Potara is superior
>rival boost
Not a thing, Elder Kai said how the two rivals fusing together would be spectacular, not that they'd get a boost for being rivals. Potara multiplies the two power levels together to get the fusion, fusion dance they have to have a matching power level, so long as either of the two is stronger then Potara is superior
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:25:31 AM No.149824029
>>149822170
Having just played Kill la Kill IF.. Yeah even there Ryuko doesn't really have anything to keep up with Shadow, especially with the stats Death Battle has assigned to him.
She might be able to resist Chaos Control and might maybe be able to injure him through his Super form.
Having just played Kill la Kill IF.. Yeah even there Ryuko doesn't really have anything to keep up with Shadow, especially with the stats Death Battle has assigned to him.
She might be able to resist Chaos Control and might maybe be able to injure him through his Super form.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:25:40 AM No.149824033
>>hulkfags cling to th
>ESLzilla
>ESLzilla
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:25:54 AM No.149824036
>>149824006
VRO just died mid-post
VRO just died mid-post
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:26:18 AM No.149824040
>>149823993
Well that to but Atlas is easier tbqh
Well that to but Atlas is easier tbqh
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:27:26 AM No.149824064
I have to agree, Hulkfags do cling to th
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:27:30 AM No.149824066
>>149823904
>>149823979
It's not just any lowball, it's a 1% lowball. Not even trolling, that's what they called it.
>>149823979
It's not just any lowball, it's a 1% lowball. Not even trolling, that's what they called it.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:28:38 AM No.149824083
>HULK fags are so pathetic that they send to everyone that slanders their boyfriend, mus
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:29:25 AM No.149824098
THIS ISN'T A JOKE, GUYS THERE'S SOMEON
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:30:05 AM No.149824111
>>149824066
Of course it's not (You) who's trolling it's DB
if Hulk loses it will become blatantly obvious they're just taking the piss at this point given how many fraudulent results there have been this season
Of course it's not (You) who's trolling it's DB
if Hulk loses it will become blatantly obvious they're just taking the piss at this point given how many fraudulent results there have been this season
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:31:32 AM No.149824136
Kratos won this thread
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:31:47 AM No.149824140
>Hulk scales above this thing that made GalacTURD his herald and eats universes
So he’s already above someone that basically does the same thing as Ultima’s true form but on a larger scale, lmao.
So he’s already above someone that basically does the same thing as Ultima’s true form but on a larger scale, lmao.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:34:02 AM No.149824178
>>149824140
HOLY FUARK A LARGE PLANET SIZED FOTM NIGGERMAN!!!
HOLY FUARK A LARGE PLANET SIZED FOTM NIGGERMAN!!!
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:34:06 AM No.149824179
>>149824165
I already know that, but calling him out regardless forces him to respond or keep his SISSYDOG mouth shit.
I already know that, but calling him out regardless forces him to respond or keep his SISSYDOG mouth shit.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:35:07 AM No.149824198
>>149824179 (Me)
>shit instead of shut
Oh fucking well, this isn't preddit where I can just edit messages. I'm BETTER MAN™ enough to accept my typos.
>shit instead of shut
Oh fucking well, this isn't preddit where I can just edit messages. I'm BETTER MAN™ enough to accept my typos.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:35:46 AM No.149824210
>>149824198
Based.
Based.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:35:52 AM No.149824212
>>149824179
Asaara or something kratosfags would say
Asaara or something kratosfags would say
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:35:54 AM No.149824213
>>149824142
Kratos wins all threads just like he won over SISSYRA
Kratos wins all threads just like he won over SISSYRA
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:36:05 AM No.149824217
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-If2r9ENQfA&pp=ygUTQmFuYW5hIHRhcmFjYXRhIHBpZQ%3D%3D
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:37:21 AM No.149824235
>>149824178
Das rite.
Das rite.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:40:53 AM No.149824297
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:42:32 AM No.149824328
>>149824297
Taz is genuinely one of the most busted LT characters Animal has no chance
Taz is genuinely one of the most busted LT characters Animal has no chance
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:42:51 AM No.149824332
>>149824266
I mean in the first fight against Baldur he does break a boulder
I mean in the first fight against Baldur he does break a boulder
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:44:21 AM No.149824360
>>149824332
To be fair, he only gets in trouble when the rocks fight back.
To be fair, he only gets in trouble when the rocks fight back.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:45:28 AM No.149824377
I got fraud checked again...
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:45:53 AM No.149824386
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:47:23 AM No.149824406
>>149824328
Animal wrestles gators when bored. He casually uprooted a red wood and carried it. He eats more junk than Taz (a plugged in tv, drums, cauldrons of boiling oil, tires, guest stars), can breath under water, can drum so fast he can cause flames to explode from his kit, he took a hatchet to his skull and ENJOYED it. He ENJOYS getting blown up.
Animal wrestles gators when bored. He casually uprooted a red wood and carried it. He eats more junk than Taz (a plugged in tv, drums, cauldrons of boiling oil, tires, guest stars), can breath under water, can drum so fast he can cause flames to explode from his kit, he took a hatchet to his skull and ENJOYED it. He ENJOYS getting blown up.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:49:07 AM No.149824439
>>149824406
I'll give you the strength and durability feats, but none of these are feats that put him on Taz level
I'll give you the strength and durability feats, but none of these are feats that put him on Taz level
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:53:32 AM No.149824499
>>149824439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Bn-aGjS0s
Animal has wrestled and thrown giant octopi over 20 feet. And he can keep a beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Bn-aGjS0s
Animal has wrestled and thrown giant octopi over 20 feet. And he can keep a beat.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:55:05 AM No.149824523
Are we recycling the other thread or no
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:55:19 AM No.149824525
>>149824499
>And he can keep a beat
You should have mentioned him TANKING that Tomahawk instead
also I could really use a hit off the "peace" pipe right now
>And he can keep a beat
You should have mentioned him TANKING that Tomahawk instead
also I could really use a hit off the "peace" pipe right now
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:55:46 AM No.149824538
>>149824525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nXQUzYXxRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nXQUzYXxRY
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:56:59 AM No.149824558
>>149824538
Hey man, you don't have to convince me Muppets are based and cool. I love both Taz AND Animal. I would stand in the way of a bullet meant for either one.
Hey man, you don't have to convince me Muppets are based and cool. I love both Taz AND Animal. I would stand in the way of a bullet meant for either one.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:59:38 AM No.149824609
Animal also has speed. Look how fast this fucker is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTL5MFhuiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTL5MFhuiw
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:00:26 AM No.149824619
>>149824601
I made that crop a couple weeks ago and I still stand by the statement that I would wear a CHUDD shirt
I made that crop a couple weeks ago and I still stand by the statement that I would wear a CHUDD shirt
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:07:30 AM No.149824725
>>149824698
....'s limo driver, Hulk...
....'s limo driver, Hulk...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:08:45 AM No.149824740
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:11:35 AM No.149824775
Migrate when ready
>>149819666
>>149819666