Thread 149822560

>No idea when Season 2 will come out.
The pain.

>>149822560 (OP)
Adam's face when Lute pulls out the strap on.

>>149822560 (OP)
October 29th of this year, dude

>>149822606
The 29th of October? Thats 79 days! I'll be dead by then!

>>149823127
Then you'll get to actually meet Charlie bro

>>149823160
What a lucky guy

Is this the thread?

>>149823686
Do ya see any other?

>>149823686
So it seems

Loona and Ano--ah hell you know the drill

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149824329
Honey. Flavored. Cum.

>>149824372
That's just a Delphox

>You awaken in Heaven, but you died while masturbating and so you end up there naked.
>Emily and Sera are there to greet you and, this is their faces.

>>149824390
Emily doesn't look upset. So I'll take that as a win.

>Emily is assigned as your guardian angel.
>She takes the role way, way too seriously.

I find Emily and Sera to be both shallow and pedantic.

I find Emily and Sera to both be sexy and charming

I like the idea that Emily would show off Sera's ass as part of the tour.

>>149824490
Enticing Charlie with those heavenly cheeks eh?

>>149824483
You're really gonna talk down to us because you won a game of angelic pursuit?

>>149824508
Yes

>>149824455
hmmm...it has potential for fanfic.

>>149824372
>"First it was FemMammon's asshole! Then it was Satania's oiled muscles and now it's King Bee's cum!"
>"Can you fags go one day JUST ONE DAY without acting like this!"

>"Mom? Don't you send FemAdam recordings of your moans to make a point that you have the better man?"
>"Now Charles it's not nice being nosy, especially when mommy is having her fun time. Didn't dad teach you that?"
>"No mom"
>".....Oh right"

For me it's Loot

>>149824598
.. Wouldn't Charles be with.. whatever you'd name MaleVaggie

>>149824598
Kekk

>>149824610
Why is she black

>>149824455
if she was in charge of someone like finn then shit would write itself and emily would be a neurotic mess trying to keep him from killing himself.

>>149824718
You've got a oil drilling kink eh?

>>149824655
Ebony angel

>>149824372
Licking her bee pussy for honey, yum.

>>149824736
But they don't go to heaven

>>149824751
>her
Oh anon...

>>149824372
What bee would've looked like were it not for Solomon

>>149824796
Ooooh? Girl cock?~

>>149824623
Dickie.

>>149824848
Richard?

>>149824833
Nope just man cock it would seem

>>149824833
Degenerate
>>149824870
Filthy Homo.
Bee is female you gross gross man.

>>149824897
Shame me more

>>149824897
>Degenerate
Where do you think you are

>>149824938
PETER LOOK O-

>You decide to show Emily how to drive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FbOKsrygsc

>>149824920
Somewhere that isnt like every other fucking HHHB fan place where everyone is some form of faggot. Straight sex as god intended.

>>149822560 (OP)
can co shut the fuck up about hazben hotel its a shit show

>>149825009
>>149825010

>>149825021
Ahem the Sins and Lucifer are TRAITORS and they need to be EXECUTED. May Michael SMITE THEM DOWN.

Danger Tits? More like Danger Ass.

>>149825040
>All Powerful all knowing god creates traitors and sin
why tho

>>149825010
digitlol cacas lost

>>149823686
Might as well be

>willingly enters thread to stir up shit and farm yous
Is this the brain of a mentally broken cuck?

Love me Nymo.

Anyone got that picture of Adam squeezing Lute's tit, catching her by surprise?

>>149825058
Its called Free Will. Its believed He gave his high ranking angels free will like humans to make their relationship special. They betrayed him, so he made humanity instead.
>>149825081
>Calling you queer is shit stirring
You really do belong in vivzie hell.

>>149825149
>tts called Free Will.
Lol. Free will?
If you use your free will in ways he don't like he'll send you to burn forever and ever, talk about 'free will'.

What would Emily think of Nymo?

>>149825186
>ways he doesn't like
You want to explain to me how raping people, being a greedy fuck, murdering others, and eating yourself to death are good things?

Can you fags take your reddit debate somewhere else instead of throwing your feces at each other here

>>149824455
>Starts getting seriously neurotic about your safety.
>Comes up with increasingly ludicrous ways that you could potentially die, like being t-boned by a hang glider or drowning in a puddle.
>Adding to that is that humans are weak-willed by divine/infernal standards, so she tries to remove any 'sinful' content from your life.
>Sera and the others start to worry as Emily becomes more and more unhinged.
>In the end, and after a lot of saftey wrap, Sera has to talk down and console Emily over the fact that while everybody has their time, not everyone is meant to ascend. The most she can do is to just try her best.

>>149825166
Cute

>>149825196
>Emily is Nymo's guardian angel from birth
Bro can't catch a break.

Fallen Lute could have been so cool.

should've kept the mask on.
his face reveal sucked.

>>149825227
>Emily murders any demon who gets near you in hell
How to deal with IMP 101.

What's your favorite ship involving the Hellaverse characters?

>>149825250
Naaah. I do think Emily would be curious about what the hell he is if she bumped into him, so would Charlie. A "demon" that prays is one hell of an anomaly and it might give Charlie hope. I still really like the idea of him getting paired up with an exorcist who got exiled for accidentally sparing him.

>>149825312
All of them x Me

>>149825312
Me x Demon Mama
https://youtu.be/Cdu3a2arXdw?feature=shared

>>149825227
>The coin flips.
>On one side, she accepts this wisdom and returns to Heaven, deciding to watch from afar, only interveining when absolutely necessary. She is the gentle voice in her charge's ear, the soft nudge to get him to do the right thing.
>On the reverse, she rejects this advice, and clings to her charge, unwilling to even wager the chance he could possibly die before his time, on the fear that he will fall to Hell. Thus, she dons a human disguise(Blonde hair and tan skin) and stays with her charge.
>Sera is disturbed, but there are more important matters for her ot attend to than just this.

>>149825364
If shes married it goes on her ring finger. Come here MAMA.

>>149825312
Agent One x Agent Two simple as

>>149825331
>A "demon" that prays is one hell of an anomaly and it might give Charlie hope.

>Exorcist alerts Sera that they have a Hellboy situation on their hands

>>149825331
Exorcist gf was my idea, the thought that his faith and testimony is enough to sway an exorcist us cool.

>>149825453
One and Two are cool. I'm slightly sad my green got overshadowed by the Homestuck announcement
>>149825476
Yeah that was a fun one.

>>149825440
She just uses it as a ward against unwanted guys.
>>149825413
>Blonde and tan human Emily.
Ok, but what about red-head and tan Emily?

>>149825497
Repost it

>>149825505
I take that but instead offer you this: Redhead Lute.

>>149825531
I accept wholeheartedly.

>>149825524
Okay
>One cracked his knuckles and winced
>he still had some bruises from their deployment at the mountain commune
>even back at the hotel, he ached all over
>"Peace and love my ass," he grumbled as he mulled over how to start his report
>that said, turns out they weren't responsible for the disappearances
>no, that'd been the work of a rogue Bigfoot that'd been driven out of his habitat by extensive logging
>some of which was a result of the colony's settlement, but it was all legal
>he'd know, he had the boys check
>they were on the up and up
>more or less
>the weekly orgies were technically not illegal
>and he was pretty sure they weren't using any illicit substances
>he didn't exactly have a sharp nose for that stuff after his equipment got smashed by a fuckhuge sasquatch
>or after a couple hellhounds managed to drive it off with a combination of gunfire and claw marks
>plus though he wasn't interested, that hound girl that invited him to the orgy WAS kind of cute
>he gulped
>stay on task, One...
>"Ya got your report typed up yet?" Two's words cut through the silence, startling One and nearly causing him to fall out of his chair
>"Nah... just started on it," One admitted
>"Well we don't got all day," Two took a sip from her mug, "By the way, I'm gonna have to borrow your laptop so I can write up mine, freakin' squatch dropped my stuff in the ravine. Sooner we report those hippie hounds to HQ the better."
>"Yeah uh... ya know I'd be ape chow if those hippies didn't bail us out, right?"
>Two tensed up, staring at him incredulously through those black shades
>"Yeah. I know. But they're still literal demons from hell on US soil. Can't let that go unnoticed by Uncle Sam. Otherwise what's next, demonic migrant caravans popping in from hell and squattin' in L.A.? Yeah, I dunno about that, One."
>One stared back
>or he wanted to, rather
>good thing about sunglasses, it was easy to look like you're making eye contact when you were really looking anywhere else

>>149825497
It was a nice green Anon

>>149825557
>"I get that, but..."
>Two narrowed her eyes, "from HELL, One. You don't know what nefarious, psychotic shit they get up to when there aren't G-men like us pokin' around their business and sniffin' their asses."
>One grimaced
>worse, he caved
>"... I'll be sure to let HQ know."
>"Good. Lemme know when it's my turn, would ya?"
>and then she strode out of the room
>he tossed situation back and forth in his head
>on the one hand, bringing feds down on that commune was probably the right thing to do
>they were undocumented E.T.s on US territory
>for all he knew they were informants for high ranking demons back home
>or even affiliated with those red horned midgets they'd ran into a while back
>he was pretty sure they had one of those hounds with him and even though he didn't see her at the commune...
>plus the more bodies they could dissect, the sooner they could get some countermeasures for their next encounter
>on the other hand, they made it pretty clear they wanted nothing to do with what they left behind
>from an outward look they were definitely eccentric but... almost docile
>for the most part
>the bigfoot would certainly argue otherwise
>still, if even demons wanted to leave their sickening, hostile behavior behind...
>... why ruin that?
>One stared at a blank screen for a long time, before pulling out a flask from his pack and taking a swig
>he was gonna need it
>as the last of the cherry cola flowed past his lips and settled in his gut, he began to type up his report
>he'd have to talk to Two afterward
>she'd understand
>she always did

>>149825562
Thanks anon

>>149825413
>The dilemma slowly begins to tear her apart.
>She'll do anything for a righteous cause but sometimes at great cost to Heaven, you, or herself.
>The further along she is in her quest to be the best guardian angel possible, the closer to the bottom she tumbles.
>And you have no idea about any of it.
>Not until that cute blonde girl disappears from your life completely.

Reposting a Hellhound Green that was overshadowed by the obvious announcement.

>Be a hellhound prostitute
>You're just lucky enough to be working for one of the better brothels.
>Still not lucky enough to be out of the endless cycle of hollowed "love"
>You're considered a higher end girl. None the less you're a piece of meat, an object.
>Most of your customers don't stay long after the deed, some outright don't acknowledge you as an individual.
>One night, a sinner walks in. The other patrons stare at him, sinners aren't hated here but are still regarded with caution.
>He talks to the barkeep, pointing to you.
>Looks like tonight will be one of the better nights.
>You escort him to your room.
>Just as he closes the door, you're about to undress when you feel his hand on your shoulder
>He shakes his head "That is not needed, just get into bed".
>No sex? Then why did he come here? Still, he paid so whatever he ask for you're obliged to obey.
>You get into bed with the sinner, his hands against your fluffy fur feel strange, you've never experienced such soft treatment before.
>He's petting you even stroking your tail, which is slowly wagging.
>When he talks to you, he looks you in the eyes, no condescending attitude and always has a smile on his face.
>You're heart is racing a bit. Is...is this what actual love feels like.
>He either doesn't hear you or isn't bothered by your crying when you two eventually fall asleep.
>You expect him to be gone when you wake up.
>He isn't, he's still holding you with his warm and soft touch. You look at clock, he's only got a few hours left with you
>You hope they go by slowly.
>You hope that he'll come back and you can experience this all over again.

>>149825707
>And then they fucked the end
Good green Anon

>>149825069
Anon is a fucking Gary Stu
>>149825707
How cute and it makes me think how many sinful furries would pay just to do that?

>>149825707
Cute, nice green.
>>149825784
Based retard.

>>149825849
Cute yet a bit terrifying, very nice

What if Emily wert tbe dlirbmmkureg ccggggggghhhb BFF f

>>149825849
>Anon decides to go to Hell for funsies
>Emily leaves a trail of destruction wherever they go
>Lectures him after he has premarital sex with a giant breasted succubus
>Only doesn't kill the succubus because he asks
>She has to kill every Wrathian demon that comes within 5 meters of him, she can't afford to take chances
>Anon almost gets scammed by a Greed demon call center operation
>Emily has to clean up all the demonic pajeets and burns said callcenter to the ground

>>149825904
Anon, you ok? Do I need to call an ambulance?

>>149825908
>Anon, needing to get a break from all the piety, manages to find a cult that uses him as a subject for their hell portal.
>After donning a disguise(red paint and fake horns), he is in Pride.
>Its amazing, its like LA but more violent.
>He parites and drinks and drugs and debauches himself all night, and stumbles home around 1AM.
>He falls into his bed, happy and blitzed out of his mind - only to hear the click of the lamp in the corner of the room.
>Someone else is there too.
>Emily, who had been waiting in the darkness for him to arrive.
>"... You stink of sulfur and brimstone, dear."
>Thats not her usual voice; it sounds bitter, betrayed. That soprano of her's brought as low as she could make it, and it sends chills up your spine.
>You're sobered up by the mere fact she has been waiting for you this entire time.
>Her shadow extends across the bed, to the wall; you can see it. Judging you.
>"Where did you go, dear?" That last word, that little term of endearment, is being pushed through gritted teeth.
>Theres a short electric surge throughout the house, and the lightbulb pops.
>She stands slowly, and walks over to you.
>Usually, she'll be here to tuck you into bed before flying back up to Heaven for the night.
>She takes your covers, and, whilst you lay on your belly, tucks you in - firmly. Tightly.
>You can't move.
>"Don't worry."
>"I'll still tuck you in."
>"We can talk about this in the morning."
>"You must be exhausted from your..." Sniff sniff, eugh. "... Activities."
>You're paralyzed.
>Her touch was frigid and took the warmth from your body.
>You can see your own breath as she opens the window.
>"Sleep well, dear."
>The room fills with wind and gusts, and shes gone.
>You never looked her in the eyes.
>You didn't have too.
>Her shadow was staring back at you the whole time.

>>149825904
Anon are you okay? Are you okay anon?

>You take Emily out to her first Ice Cream parlor
What flavor does she get?

>>149826041
Shes gonna get Vanilla with sprinkles.

>>149825312
These two.

>Niffty or Emily.
>I have ideas for both but not a lot of time.
>Choose while I go do something.

>>149826171
Emily

>>149826171
Emily, Emilie, Emilika-lika pie!

>>149826020
>Anon forced to go to Sunday school every day for 3 months as penance

I WOULD FALL AGAINNN, CRASH INTO THE GROUND

>>149826209
>Mayberry is your Sunday school teacher

I am going to ejaculate.

>>149826020
>BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the demons seem so cool
>I got to try 9 different types of beers and 6 different strains of weed
>I got to hear this awesome music and they were swearing in it!
>And this one hot pink demon did this thing with her breasts and my private parts and it was amazing
>ANON THAT IS SIN
>BUT ITS FUUUUUUUUUUN

>>149826232
Antiquing

>>149826240
HNNNNNG

>>149825579

Amazing green. I love the dynamic where Agent Two is a lot more ruthless and cold than Agent One whose too kind to be a proper glowie.

>One stared at a blank screen for a long time, before pulling out a flask from his pack and taking a swig
>he was gonna need it
>as the last of the cherry cola flowed past his lips and settled in his gut, he began to type up his report

>His flask is filled with soda

>>149826209
>You got a pray to Jesus boy!
>Emily behind you, invisible, but whipping you.

>>149826540
>anon tries to get his cool demon friends to go to sunday school
>He doesn't understand why it physically hurts them
>Emily makes them do it anyway, it's funny seeing them squirm

>Lute comes down because she needs Emily for her inherent powers to signal the coming of the solstice, literally virtue signalling.
>She comes across Emily with her charge, tied up, being fed by spoon while "The Ten Commandments" is on the TV.

>>149826600
>>149826540
>>149826209

Is-is Anon special?

>>149826623
>Lute makes him watch The Passion of the Christ

>>149826647
No, hes a trouble maker. Cavorting with strange women, skipping church, wearing mixed fabrics, drinking soda - he needs his guardian angel to straighten him up!

Daemonculaba when?

>>149826647
Anon's been made a good Christian boy by Emily and now experiencing what mind melting succubus sex is (he's made out and gotten a handjob, maybe titjob) , as well as alcohol (Demonic Coors Light), Evil Satanic Music (Metallica and Shitty New Age Punk) and people swearing a lot. Emily has a lot of demons to kill to stop them from ruining her special little boy.

>Sera can hear prayers.
>She can hear, every night, the prayers Emily's Charge has, asking God to loosen her up and have her calm down.
>Sera takes it to Emily, asking her to tone it down.
>The next day, while invisible, Emily scolds him while he's at work.

>Choice selected.
>Will draw her tomorrow.
>Will continue yandere story.

>>149825849
>>149825908
>>149826020
>>149826239
neurotic obsessive possessive emily is a masterpiece, if anything it improved her character.

>Steals both of Adam's hoes
Short Kings.. rise up

Someone post the OG yandere Greentext for >>149826778 to see

>>149826740
>Evil Satanic Music (Metallica and Shitty New Age Punk)
No one tell Emily I listen to Bathory, Horna, King Diamond, Candlemass and The Devils Blood(To name a few)

>>149826830
>Bathory
Based

what is the % chance that the homefuck is going to cause hell show to get big delays

>>149826815
it was too easy for my liking...I mean, I kinda expected Adam to at least have some surprise, in a way it diminished his victory over him.
I almost expected him unleashing a virus that sterilized Hell or become a ghost haunting their minds like slade did with robin.

>One of Anon's cool furry demon friends who's really pretty even though she has a dog face invites him to a party
>Its in a different ring, oh it sounds colorful
>Its host is some pretty looking furry demon woman
>Be yelzy bub, Lord of Glue Tony
>Emily has a fucking aneurysm and starts screaming

>>149826854
>I almost expected him unleashing a virus that sterilized Hell or become a ghost haunting their minds like slade did with robin.
That would've made no sense.
Adam was just some upjumped human who could throw around laser beams.

>>149826848
413%

>>149826888
exactly, I expected him to have some sort of plan or preparation in case he ever lost in order to spite Hell.
yet nothing happened, someone like him would have been obsessed in getting back at lucifer, enough for adam to plan something nasty enough to leave a permanent scar.

>>149825849
on the right conditions she would go crazy for the poor fool that had the misfortune of getting shackled with her...the sex would be amazing though.

>Emily is your Guardian Angel. Only you can see her, only on can hear her, and only you can touch her.
>Her goal is to keep you safe, on the right path, and happy.
>A long day at work is met with a cheerful face on arriving home, even if she has been on your shoulders or in your office offering advice: she'll be behind the door, welcoming you home with a full hug.
>Comforting affirmations. Gentle displays of affection.
>So exhausted you can't eat, just going to bed? She's made your bed up, even changed the sheets.
>You collapse on your belly, and as you lay there, she sits beside you, running her long fingers up and down your spine, humming a sweet lullaby she made just for you.
>ASMR tingles, little pecks to the ears and scritches up and down your spine and back, and she's able to remove all stress, all tension, all worry from your body.
>She lifts your head into the pillow, tucks you in softly, and tells you that she loves you. The last thing you feel are her fingers against your back, the last thing you hear is the flutter of wings.

>>149826994
Adam was far too arrogant, he's not Slade.

>>149827177
nah he isn't but he is vindictive and holds grudges, which is why I was let down when he just died and there was no surprise.

>>149822606
Built for Verbalese

>>149825453
>>149825475
>>149825497

>Agent One goes to Hell to rescue Agent Two's soul
>except he's completely outclassed, outmatched, and outgunned
>has no idea what he's doing and as a live human he's a valuable resource for very unsavory demons
>to make matters worse one of the most powerful and feared overlords in the city put out a reward for his capture
>a woman so ruthless she managed to take over large swathes of pride in a couple months
>a sinner legendary for her vindictiveness and violence towards those who have slighted her
>says she expects him to be brought to her alive and unharmed
>or else
>you probably know who she is by now

>>149825040
>that one greentext where jesus behaves like a chinktoon hero and kills charlie

>>149826815
I'm curious at how the whole apple thing went down.
Like we know Adam and Eve still both left Eden together and started humanity, so to me that means Adam forgave her, which is what got him into heaven I imagine.
So Lucifer implying he banged Eve too makes me think he must have tricked her somehow, or he and Lilith seduced her into a threesome then gave her the apple.

>>149827532
>Lilith and Lucifer seduced Eve to a threesome.
I'm of a mind that he only implies that he fucked her to get under Adam's skin, but the fact he could have... Hot, and funny.

>>149827439
>People on reddit saying Jesus would like Charlie
>Charlie the literal antichrist who is bringing people away from heaven
>Wants heaven to become a fag orgy fest where feelings preside over morals
I think he would despise her.

>>149827269
>the reward in question is 5 million dollars
>the money in question will be given in Chuck E Cheese tokens

>>149827840
I was mostly talking about how the greentext had Jesus talk like a shonen protagonist.

>>149826815
>>149827532
>>149827826
SATANIST FAGGOTS, ALL OF YOU

new work outfits for m&m

>>149827840
>Charlie the literal antichrist who is bringing people away from heaven
>Wants heaven to become a fag orgy fest where feelings preside over morals
Have you even watched the show? That is the opposite of what Charlie is doing. She even discourages premarital sex.

>no Adam

Who cares when S2

New chapter
>> 149828557

New chapter
>>149828557

to the Anon writing the Cain fic, I liked the new chapter, good shit, I really appreciate that Cain has a weight behind his very existence that gives everyone pause, feels appropriate

idk why but when i saw abel in the trailer thumbnail, i immediately thought of the fucked up JD Vance image.

>>149828737
>Inco G. Nito
masterful

to be honest whenever i see vivzieslop beelzebub all i can imagine is one of her parties suddenly getting interrupted by limp bizkit as beelzebumon from digimon rushes into the building with his bike, tells bee that "she's done it now" then hits her with dozens of pure strikes before giving her a tombstone piledriver, starting a year long feud between the two to determine who is the real lord of gluttony

>>149829246
based and deadman pilled

>>149825849
Is it ok, If I masturbate right in front of her?

>>149830025
she either removes your dick entirely or snusnu you to death.

>>149829246
>pure strikes on /co/
mmmmmmmm that's based, son.

Mmmmmmmm that's badd ass

>>149826778
>>149826825
I assume you mean this one

>>149825849
if she was in charge on finn she would go crazy
those 2 combined would cause more destruction to hell than every single extermination day combined.

>>149822606
>day before my birthday
what a nice gift

>>149830208
Finn is friends with a half demon girl, would cause all kinds of friction.

>>149830269
thats worth a season of milking, if anything emily fits right in on the land of ooo...also there was another guardian angel too.
also finn adventuring hell season 1 style would be hilarious as fuck.

>>149830370
also didn't he use to have a demon blood sword too?

>>149827958
Aw, what a cute retard baby

>>149822606
Built for Vaggie.. and me

>>149828175
Lol

>>149827958
Incest does not work like that. First generation incest does not cause that.

>>149827958
>the money in question will be given in Chuck E Cheese tokens

>Two rose to power not by violence or underhanded tactics but her freakish skill at arcade games
>has the high score in every Diablo and Busterbubs in Hell
>one day an overlord tried to fuck with her
>said they have a wager
>if he beat her in Skee-Ball he got her soul
>but if she beat him she would get his soul and all the souls in his possession
>suffice to say he didn't win the Skee-Ball match

>>149831668
Demon Loving Nigger

bleehhh

>>149831653
Vaggie is built for Angel Dust.

>>149824938
I fucking love this meme format

>>149832844
>no argument
I accept your concession.

>>149828849
well thanks, i really appreciate this feedback.
i read so many interpratation on how HH Cain will be and saw that many of them made him a "misunderstood emo boy who killed Abel by accident" or a "ruthless heartless killer"
and also some of them ship him with Emily for some reason?

So I thought how about i try to write a Magnificent Bastard Cain and i will try my best to make the upcoming chapter more interesting.

if anyone wants to check it, here you go
>>149816921
>The Sins Of The Firstborn
>https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/67189699

>>149832870
I concede nothing, bitch. The christian god is a fucking tyrannical ass hole in lore and youre a cuck for going thru mental gymnastics to try and justify the retardation of that farcical myth

>>149832954
Why'd he have to do Alexamenos dirty like this?

>>149832788
Get Bombed, you faggot rapist BUGMAN

>>149832954
>incoherent schizo babble
I accept your concession, weird fedora fatty

Yandere Emily this, Yandere Emily that.
What would happen if you were hit with Yandere Sera?

>>149832800
No. Husk is.

>>149825211
But you can get into heaven if you repent all that.
Also i hope you're not wearing clothes of mixed fabrics, have ate pork, or shaved your facial hair. Sinner.

>>149833426
Even worse. Because she has influence.

>>149826815
I prefer short queens.

>>149833508
Well AKSTUALLY women are naturally shorter than men so the opposite of Short King is Tall Queen. So.
Lilith.

>>149833529
>femLucifer can shapeshift to tower over you
Hot.

>>149833508
>>149833541
>But usually she doesn't because she likes being the little spoon.

>>149833541
You know what? Fair. True.

>Mime Two is eyeing One from across the way.
>She pulls out an invisible rope and lassos him to the ground, hogtying him.
>Before he can squeal, he stuffs his mouth with an invisible apple.
>She carries him off, whistling a mute tune.

>>149833508
Adam breeds this.

>>149833670
>Genderbent Hazbin Hotel.
>Lucy seduces made Eve(Steve), making Adama a bitter woman.

>>149833696
>Adama
Wouldn't it be Ada?

>>149833696
No, male Adam breeds female Lucifer.

Would you tap this?

Theory: mortal flesh is a forbidden delicacy for hellborn demons, even the likes of Charlie aren't immune to the allure of the taste

>>149833696
>cheating on this
Is M!Lilith stupid?

>>149833839
Sir that's a television.

Does Vox's dick vibrate?

>>149834063
Ask Valentino

>>149825849
You severely underestimate my loneliness

>>149834063
Bro wants to bang a vizio

>>149825107
Would YOU befriend him?

>>149834313
Why not? He seems like a coo guy.

>>149830025
She would say it's a sin and turn away but would take peeks out of the corners of her eyes

>>149831668
Demon Loving Niggah

>>149834724
Lol

>>149834724
Lol

>>149834724
Lol

>>149833889
>Charlie doesn't know if she wants to kiss you, or kill you.
>During a stay at her hotel, you find her hanging above you. Drooling. Lost to her hunger.
>It's wrong to kill a mortal.
>But the one time she had Human Meat, it was the best thing she ever had. A juicy well done steak, a hand made hamburger, a sausage made right there, just for you, all rolled up into 165lbs of YOU.
>From your skin to your liver, your stomach acid used to make a sauce with your blood.
>Bones either turned into a broth, a jelly, a rich buttery spread when the marrow is broken and scooped out.
>Teeth pulverized into a sugary dusting.
>All this and more as she just stares at you.
>In the end her good will wins out, and she says gnight as she wanders away.

How big is Adam?

>>149834546
What does he do..

>>149834970
He runs a successful television store

>>149833839
yes, i would ”tap” him
with a rock

>>149834945
In what way?

>>149834970
Suffer existential crisis over his heritage mostly

>>149835008
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Vox
Wouldn't even hurt him

>>149835079
you telling me his deliciously breakable TV face is rock proof?
damn...

>>149835047
His butt.

>>149833476
>still thinking good christians have to follow smelly old Jewish Law
LOL

>>149835079
Angelic rock.

Do you anons have any hellaverse OCs?

>>149835310
Stryper eh

>>149835376
Yes and I have autistic daydreams about a "what if" scenerio if I VA'd them
Yes it is extremely autistic but where do you think I am?

>>149835108
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Loona_(Helluva_Boss)

>Emily has to stop anon from being a smelly furry
>Emily gets really good at murdering hellhounds

>Emily has to stop anon from masturbating.
>Threatens to geld him.

>>149835401
>Anon finds Loona extremely hurt

>>149835384
How old are you, holy shit

>>149835401
There are furries in heaven. She wouldn't care.

>>149835376
Technically speaking, I made Anon of my fic, “How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds)”, but I don’t think Anons qualify as OCs.

>>149835376
i have Mickey, and i also have a few p.e.a.d caretakers for *that* particular AU

>You spin the wheel of Embiggening
>Who does it land on?

>>149835524
Martha.

>>149833130
My favorite horror film.
>>149835384
Great Band
>Taking Emily to a Stryper Concert
Would Lute and/or Adam come along?
https://youtu.be/sG0zAn0dL2I

>>149835490
You did make Valerie.

I bet teen Charlie listened to black metal.

What is she craving?

>>149835461
Those are good and honest Christian furries anon.
Hellhounds are smelly and will make poor little anon yiff, they must be destroyed.

>>149835610
Mmmm nah.

Antifurries are cringe desu...

>>149835376
I've got Agent Three, their kid. Skittles, the kid of M&M, and Birnon. Technically also The Man from the yandere Emily story but he's undeveloped.

>>149835637
trve...

>>149835555
>Quad Fives of Embiggening.
I gotta do it man. The Quads demand it.

>>149835583
Hopefully she still does
https://youtu.be/lL6NUBk_j6M
https://youtu.be/xM-wU2Uynkk
https://youtu.be/I3lwqtlGyM4
>>149835597
You know the drill
Human men...also dare I pull out the leaks about her.

Would Blitzo be into Pokémon?

>>149835524
Mayberry

>>149835570
Fair.
Wonder when that Anon will try and draw her.

I hope he gets to have kino mafia scenes.

>>149835786
You will have gay mafia soap opera scenes with constant sex jokes and nothing else.

do you think Viz will ever include Astaroth to the Hellaverse?

>>149835828
As a furry twink. Next question?

How would you write Arackniss scenes?

>>149833476
>>149835259

Makes me think about Agent One in this bizarro world where Anon is the innocent autist

>Saturday morning One messily bites into his bacon cheeseburger after throwing the wrapper in the can meant for plastic bottles, the box he'll leave it on the grass
>right next to the keep off the grass sign
>he chuckles to himself thinking about how he didn't even ask the cashier how she was doing or thank her afterwards
>he takes a swig of his extra light beer and plans his next assault on God
>throwing rocks at mailboxes
>truly he is Samael and Azazel's strongest soldier

>>149835874
every scene has him getting either fucked or molested

>>149835259
Why do you insult your lord? The God of Israel?

>>149835672
I want to like black metal, the instrumentals are great but then the singer begins to.. 'sing'

I love Carmilla's voice.

>>149835927
Read nigger read

>>149835927
>no counter argument
I accept your concession

>>149835376
I've contributed to Nymo, but he's a group effort.

>>149835933
What's your issue with the singing exactly?
I have the same issue with Death Metal, the vocals are simply terrible but Black Metal vocals I like.

Are these two tards arguing about religion again?

>>149835376
pretty much a clone of adam, literally a clone of adam and of course with brain instead of what the og adam was.

>>149835376
>>149836147
Yeah this, love Nymo.

>>149835927

I'm assuming you aren't Ethiopian and this is shitflinging. Paul who was the premiere apostle for most surviving churches specifically said the old covenant had been superceded by the new covenant that was completed with Jesus's death as the final sacrifice. There's passages that can be construed as supporting that argument in Luke and John.
Matthew and the Pseudo Clementine literature did imply that Jesus wanted his inner circle to keep both the written and oral law save for the parts related to violent punishment and sacrifice. Even going as far as to say the proto rabbinic groups were shitty people but were mostly right in terms of how you should wash your dishes and shit.

>>149835963
Latina honey.

>>149835863
Malphas?

>>149836395
Isnt that just Bee?

>>149836375
Anon, I doubt the guy you're replying to has read anything about religion that wasn't vomited up by Richard Dawkins.

>>149836375
>>149836418
Hebrews 7:14

>>149836418
>>149836437

Most religious people other than the Jesuits and the occasional modern orthodox Rabbi reads anything about religion and its historical development either.

Borger.

>>149836407
Crow demon in a big hat and cloak. Like a plague doctor

I love Velvette.

>>149836375
>>149836437
>>149836507

>>149835863
>Next question?
What are your opinions on Imp immigrants?
Imps marrying sinners?
Imps making love to that sweet Ars Goetia Cloaca?

>>149835376
No.

>>149836799

I'm not sure what you're trying to say. The Talmud was finished in the 7th century and postdates the Pseudo Clementines and Matthew by 400 to 600 years. The writer of Matthew would have been aware of the Talmud as they would be of Thomas Aquinas.
St Jerome also based his canonization of the Old Testament on the canon held by Rabbinic Jews, and he included both Ezekiel and Proverbs in his list. Also I don't think there's much objectionable content in Proverbs and Ezekiel.

>implying jews don't hate and reject Christ
>implying they're not still waiting for the "real" messiah
>implying they're not trying to summon their "real" messiah (the antichrist)
The jews you hate are enemies of Jesus just as much as they are enemies of you and me.

>>149836860
NTA but I like Strika
>She may not like being picked up compared to Willow but she will not fight against it.
>Unless in view of other Imps then she'll bite ya.

>>149836860
Imps are great, fun sized feisty short stacks.

>>149837027
>Antichrist is Charlie
>Art and masturbation are ways to bridge fiction and reality according to Moore and Morrison
>(((Verbablase)))

>>149836860
There are imps, and then there are sootrats. Let the imps prove themselves and shove the sootrats into a meat grinder for burgers.

>>149836979
nice, we are going somewhere.
what if everything you know had been altered in some way or form? that we don't truly have real context with the garbage we have post 1900.
also jews =/= biblical hebrews and they say it themselves too, so the talmud ain't the true bible, the only thing left from the og scripture is somewhere on africa translated into ge'ez.
modern christianity and modern religion as a whole is bullshit.

>>149837027
>jews hate this other jew
okay.

>>149837142
>Imps are great, fun sized feisty short stacks.
and/or lil crimson cuties

Heymantalkinboutyouknowyougottanotwatchthisshowman.
Dangol'demonswearingthemtightpantsmakin'you knowHelllookinlikethatthereLAmantheylivin,livinliketrash.
Buty'knowthatcutehellhoundmakinmefeeluncomfortablemantalkinboutthat "TA-DA!" thingthenguyactinglikedangol'Dalemanchuckinsandathermakinherrealizesheain'tacceptednowhereman andthatthere... thattherehurts, man, wejusttryintobelongmananLoonagonnabe... shegonnabeliterallyme, man...

Remember when Lucifer slaughtered millions of innocent people for not loving him? Or slaughtering the first born of every person in Egypt?
Oh wait.. Lucy didn't do that.

>>149837051
>"You subhuman sootrat. You fucking smokeback. How dare you speak, you ash-stained desert monkey. How dare you open your big toothed, cum-crusted, brimstone smelling mouth. You are hellspawn trash. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your species and skin tone offers no hope to the world that hell can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the wrathian magma you came out of, you literal red trash. I hope you decide to drive your grandfathers truck to the wrath ring and get raped by some baphomets, as is in the imp's nature. It would still be the most sinless dick you ever had. Give John and Paul a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Wrathian obsession with a few cities in the pride ring is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Wrath has made. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you a sinner. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Adam-ic heritage. You sootrat. You make Sloth look like a beacon of civilisation. You are the Baltimore of Hell."
>scaly lips kiss your cheek and you feel a tail wrap around your waist
>"That's nice, honeybun. Ya wanna wash up for dinner or what? I made chili."

>>149837435
Based Deadliest Warrior episode btw

>>149837447
>Remember when Lucifer slaughtered millions of innocent people for not loving him? Or slaughtering the first born of every person in Egypt?
Yeah I do because he's the demiurge.

>>149837370
>doing the modern jews' work for them in erasing Christ
Good goy.

>>149837508
Matthew 1:1

>>149837532
>no argument
I accept your concession.

>>149837448
Cute
>Strika making Chili
Also cute
https://youtu.be/nPItJS1gtVY
>>149837458
That Saddam Hussein episode was great too

>>149837547
>The Bible verse that discusses Jesus's genealogy going all the way back to Abraham is not an argument
okay

Fizzanon please save us from this fuckery

>>149837532
>>149837508
Are you self replying or is the genealogy of Jesus supposed to support something.

>>149837467
>Yeah I do because he's the demiurge

>>149837508

Based and Pnuematic

>>149837579
Now you get it, thanks for your concession.

YOU'RE ALL SICK!

>>149837634
Were all retarded

>>149837644
>Converted!

>>149837654
>Loona accepts Christ and is baptized
>turns into this

>>149837604
>>149837583
>I will worship a jew while proclaiming my hate of them
Weird.

>>149831886
you're fighting an up-mountain battle, man

>>149837689
Based deceitful archon and agent of the demiurge.

>>149837689

How dare you speak of Rodney Dangerfield that way!

>>149837447
Buddy, go watch pic related and then tell me God didn't have a point when the Pharaoh Seti threw the israelites's newborn babies to fucking crocodiles and Ramses refuses to let them go because of his own pride, also the voice cast in Prince of Egypt is much better than the one from Trashbin Motel

>>149835070
I would tell him about Dante Devil May Cry so he knows that half-demons are COOL DUDES

>>149837673
>Loona becomes Anon's guardian angel
>Or She and Emily would fight over him

>>149837725
>plugs ears and says lalalalalalala
Ah. I see.
>>149837735
But I thought jews were all evil incarnate so why should I care what non jews do to jews? Or are some jews okay?
>I-israelites a-aren't modern j-jews
oh pls pull out that cope.

>>149837735
Sorry, the interface is fucking awful

>>149837691
I know, 4chan has an aversion to facts. Its strange.

>>149837759
>>149837774
>seething archon

>>149837759
They could be fucking sodomites for all I care, the Pharaohs were being assholes and the Lord Almighty acted like any father would do if you screw with his family, he loaded the shotgun and locusts came out

>>149837759
>Israelites aren't modern Jews

But they weren't they were Samaritans

>>149825707
Someone should at least make a oneshot with this story, it's very cute
> git me more

You have to pick a religious movie to watch with Adam, Lute, Emily, Sera, Vaggie, and Charlie for movie night, what do you pick?

>>149838051
Ben-Hur

Could Charlie redeem him?

>>149838051
Man of God

>>149838120
Probably not but I'd love for the show to try it just to see the reaction

>>149838051
The Greatest Story Ever Told

Could Charlie redeem him?

>>149838051
The Prince of Egypt.

>>149838051
The Passion of the Christ

>Anon gets invited to a Beelzebub party
>Emily has to not so subtly chaperone him and shadow him for the whole thing
>People mysteriously lose their hands and fingers if they offer anything sinful to the weird special kid
>All the women who approach them feel someone literally breathing down their neck
>All of Anon's alcohol is for some reason non alcoholic

>>149838062
>>149838133
>>149838199
>>149838314

I legit think the actual message of these movies would go over everyone but Sera and Vaggie's heads. Adam would like the action and chariot races in Ben Hur, Charlie would like the singing in Prince of Egypt and the cute animal mascots. The majority of them would be bored by The Greatest Story Ever Told and Man of God.

>>149830025
>Emily tries her best to squash the sin of lust within You.
>She takes you out for walks when she senses that you're beginning to get hard.
>Through the local park, alone, at night, where the loose women aren't walking around in their tight shirts and short skirts.
>She takes you to church - you weren't always a religious guy but shes making you reconsider everything you've learned.
>No more parties with your few friends. No more concerts, because Rock music is the devil and Metal concerts are full of Goth Whores.
>When you've been nofap for about five weeks and she can see it on your face like you're about to burst, she makes you eat a raw potato.
>It works, but you've clearly become pent up and irritable.
>She tries to convince you its fine, its okay! Its an adjustment you'll learn to live within. As your Guardian Angel, its her job to make sure you're as sin free as possible, that you live a good life, that you're safe and healthy, and there is nothing more depraved and disgusting than when you were an unrepentant gooner.
>On week ten, she takes you to the local gym so that you can work out your stress.
>No one else can see her, no one else can hear her. Just you. She cheers you on and helps spot you, unintentionally pushing you further.
>Pent up and sweaty, you two head home.
>Shes in the passanger seat singing a psalm: You did so well today, she'll let you play Viva Pinata for an hour after dinner! Isn't that fun?
>Before that, a shower.
>As the shower runs and you begin undressing, getting ready, she accidentally trips and falls in. She didn't see the bar of soap that fell on the floor.
>You run in after her to see what happened, and see the water cascade down her hair and wings.
>Her dress soaking through. Becoming transparent.
>Gentle grayish-blue cleavage. Hint of her nipples hardening.
>She rubs the pain off and stares at you, a blush on her face as she looks down in horror.
>"No no wa-"
>Hng-ck!
>Her face and chest get splattered.

>>149838051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDsedlR6F0

Which Hazbin Hotel character is funniest?

>>149838745
Sir Pentious.

>>149838591
Sounds accurate and while I've never seen The Passion of the Christ, I do plan on seeing it.
From what I hear I believe they'd be all left speechless by it, Emily and Charlie would likely be teary eyed
>A shivering Charlie holds Vagatha. Lute comforting Emily whilst Lute tightly grips one of Adam's hands.

>Adam would like the action and chariot races in Ben Hur
True, that scene is all sorts of kick ass especially the parts of those getting ran over.

>>149838591
Charlie would love the happy ending at the end of Prince of Egypt and happy they are going to the promised land
Only for Adam to trash it and mention how they immediately turned to idolatry the moment Moses went on a walk and had to wander for 40 years.

STORM'S COMING

>>149839055
She would use the Metla Cannon. No exceptions. She will make them burn in righteous hellfire.

>>149839073
>Metla Cannon
>Metla
Guess your cogitator isn't working that well today.

>>149839102
I'm a Battletech guy, I'm only just getting into Whamhammer. Forgive me.

>>149838120
>>149838188
I’d love for it to happen because it would be an interesting challenge for Charlie’s entire belief system that anyone can change if they really want to.
Like Val showing up genuinely wanting to change his ways despite everything he’s done, Charlie would be obligated to try and help him even though it might make her friend Angel Dust uncomfortable and mad that his abuser could seek and receive redemption.

>>149839154
I'm not even a 40Kek sperg.
I just thought the typo was funny.

>>149839200
I am now imagining a St. Lute and it is a good sight.
>SoB Sera, Lute, and Emily.
>Space Marine Adam, probably Ultramarines.
>Malaal Charlie.

>>149837786
>no argument

>>149839163
>Like Val showing up genuinely wanting to change his ways despite everything he’s done
>Viv having such a woman moment that she redeems a known rapist
The sad thing is it would be an actual entertaining twist for season 2, since nobody would see it coming at all. It would also be hilarious to see the larger fandom's reaction outside of 4chan, since most of them hate Valentino immensely.

>>149822560 (OP)
Just hope for another leak to come around.

>>149839348
Honestly I’d have massive respect for Viv if she did that, really prove that anyone can be redeemed and not just her main characters who she might be trying to downplay their sins like Pent only being sent to hell for feeling guilty about not stopping Jack the Ripper.

>>149839348
Valentino is so cute.

>>149835555
I think she likes it.

What's he thinking about?

>>149839805
Not too bad

>>149839257
We don't describe ourselves here.

>>149840035
Can I describe Martha's fat breasts?

>>149839946
Getting revenge on an employee of his who pissed in his vodka.

>>149839805
Very nice.
>>149840152
Please do.

Fucking Alastor in the butt.

>Lucifer decides to be a chick for a bit and genderbends himself into a woman.
>Vaggie is left starstruck and trying her best to stop drooling over Charlie's dad-mom.
>Charlie, utterly mogged, asks her dad to tone it down.
>He tones it up for the lulz.
>When fighting Adam, he switches into his Feminine form, all but suggestsing if Adam whipped out his big dick he'll start sucking it.
>Adam, unsure if hes being serious, is highly confused and angeroused.

>>149840923
If Lucy did that I 100% blee8ve the two would devolve into eagle-type sex

>>149841090
>Charlie, thinking the coast is clear, goes to check on her father.
>She sees him wrestle-fucking Adam, each one trying their best to see who can both last and remain ontop.
>Charlie is joined by Vaggie, then Alastor, Sir Pentious, then the whole lot, who just stop and stare, gobsmacked.
>Adam loses by cumming too soon, but he pumped every shot into Lucy. Then Niffty comes outta nowhere and stabs him.
>Season 2 starts, and Lucy is complaining. Why is it Lucy thats complaining?
>You cannot murder the unborn in Hell, and the moment he popped off he conceived with her. Shes nine months pregnant and is, overall, enjoying being a Mom.
>Charlie is freaking the fuck out.

What /co/ threads does he go to?

>>149841544
/co/ boys threads
The boondocks threads
Shezow threads
Princess Marco threads, these and the former often overlap.

>>149841544
>Implying he'd go outside of /trash/

Will Angel Dust's dad show up in season 3?

>>149841935
>Angel Dust is holding his dying father's hand. He was shot by a Heaven Gun, and is dying for real.
>"Son... Before I die..."
>The Vivzie ending.
>"... I love you, Anthony."
>"I-I love you too, pop." Bleh. X-X
>The 4chan ending.
>"You're a ffffffffffffffffphphphphphphlhaaaaaaaaaaaaa- Bleh." X-X

What if Valentino was a chick, and Angel Dust was too?

>>149842745
More anon fics.

>>149822560 (OP)
Will you or Jesus be in season 2?

Or god?

I wish Satan was real...

>>149822560 (OP)
Heaven being smug pricks honestly tracks with Evangelicals.

>>149842921
He IS real.

>>149842745
That would be neat.

>be Lucifer
>have Lilith as wife
>let her carry you
>reach the bedroom
>she wants to be on top of you

What would you do?

Rawr~

>>149843291
Is he going to get back together with Lilith?

>>149843730
I hope not, unless she gets a lot of foucs in the second season then she's a nothing sandwich of a character

>>149835376
Multiple, mainly as characters for little purgatory

>Marc "kringo fuck"
>Lost his job, became an alcoholic
>Then Lost his wife and kids
>Killed himself after losing everything
>As a sinner, he drinks away his past
>Not a bad guy, but grown cynical and disillusioned with life after everything was taken from him
>Was offered an invite to L.P by someone he met, sympathetic to his troubles

>David rooke "Mr Muertos" (working name)
>Was a surgeon, kidnapped into mexico by the cartels
>Forced to torture rival gang members
>Grows to learn how efficient he is at his job
>Is good enough at his job that he is allowed a residence and some free will outside of his job by the cartels
>Grows terrified of the fact that he good at it, and the fact that he doesn't outright hate the work
>He never knew how he died, but he knows he never tried to escape, even knowing he could have. He is deeply regretful of that fact now that he's in hell.
>As a sinner, he tries to stay out of trouble, worried of how powerful he could be if he gave into his sins
>Invited to L.P mostly by circumstance, but he offers his medical help where he can. Keeps his past to himself beyond a few select friends

>The bartender, or "John Doe"
>Lives a very quiet life,
>Mostly keeps to himself, doesn't talk much to patrons
>He just calls himself John Doe when asked, nobody knows his real name
>Nobody really knows how he died or his life on earth, except for the owner
>Only the owner is familiar with his background
>On earth, he worked for a highly respected private military company to fight a war for the government of Sierra Leone
>He is a very good fighter, and is probably the best shoot in the room at any given moment, but he purposely dresses himself to conceal that fact
>In hell, he lives a quiet life, and keeps to himself.
>An old friend of the owner, he decided to work for the bar after he was offered to work as a bartender

I have a few more but they're not as thought out

>>149822560 (OP)
>Cherri and Pentious song together
I NEED IT

Does Roo currently own Adam's soul?

Derg.

>>149846709
>>149846754
>>149846897
What does it say about me if I'm a guy who's read a bunch of female reader x Lucifer fics?

>>149846944
You're probably a troon.

>>149835384
>angelically blessed guitar
>causes physical pain to every demon that hears it

>>149846944
Fag or just a very effeminate self-inserter (self-inserting as Lucifer that is.)

Considering Lucifer is responsible for all sin in the universe, how potent would a penance stare be on him? He clearly has regrets over it so he's definitely not immune. Would it just shred his mind apart?

>>149846709
>>149846754
>>149846897
>simping for the demiurge
ngmi

>>149846944
You have shit taste.

Lucifer is daddy.

>>149847800
... to fat white sheltered white women with daddy issues and eating disorders

>>149847800
... to fat sheltered white women with daddy issues and eating disorders everywhere

>>149847870
Amen, brother, Amen

>>149838212
she can but yujiro will choose not to in favor of conflict, in a way he would be perfect for charlie as an example of choosing violence over peace.

>>149847800
I want to suck his dick.

>>149847899
I need to see him axekick Alastor.

For me, it's them.

So, what do you think of the song Addict?

>>149847070
He basically went into depression over less so he'd probably get fucked up hard by it

>>149838212
Yujiro is actually pretty civil in normie society. He mainly goes ham in the fight autism side. That or when someone starts shit with him. In that case he views it more like if a scrawny unarmed dumbass ran up and pissed off a bear then acted surprised when he got fucked up for it.

>>149825021
>gets free will, something out of gods control and a gift that gives full agency to the individual
>god only has foresight of what the person will do with that free will and nothing else
>person behaves self-serving at the expense for others and has no intentions to live under any discipline or morals akin to heaven
>Hell is the only place where they can still exactly the same way
>WAIT I WANNA GO TO HEAVEN I JUST WANNA LIVE THE WAY I WANT

>>149844963
I like them, but I find Pentious singing voice horrible. I know the VA can sing, but Pentious role requires him to sing with a nasty voice.

>>149848466
I thought Hell was the absence of God?

>>149848764
According to Dante's story the Big D is at the bottom level encased in ice forever closed off from the light and warmth of God along with him old scratch also is eating Judas Iscariot

What songs did Adam like most?

>>149848490
fuck why is this soo hot?

>>149841152
I can see Lute trying to /ss/ the second anti christ. What other wacky bs can happen now that Charlie has a baby sibling. And how much will the little one inherit from Adam

I saw a picture last week of Adam making a heart while squeezing Lute's titty. Anyone got that?

>>149848871
>Adam is dead.
>Lucy has Charlie and Abel's half-brother.
>Sera is absolutely frightened because holy shit THIS IS THE ACTUAL ANTI-CHRIST!
>Emily asks why Charlie isn't the Anti-Christ.
>Sera tells her only a male can be the Anti-Christ, leading ot Emily having a bit of a paradox.
>Lute?
>Lute looks at lil baby Damien.
>Has Adam's eyes and hair, but Lucy's cheek marks and tiny little nose.
>She often hides and stalks in heaven, watching lil Damien in his nursery when Lucy is away.
>Rocks him to sleep.
>Boops his nose.
>Shes reminded of the innocence Adam once had.
>Lucy catches her trying to kidnap lil Damien, and nearly rips her to pieces before shes able to fly away.

>>149848923
This one?

>>149849057
Not that one. They were unmasked but I will keep this one too.

>>149849062
This one?

>>149849122
Yes, thats it! Thank you.

Lute Adam Supremacy

What guns do you see him wielding?

>>149848963
Lol Lute ends ups as thr aanti-Christ's guardian angel

>>149849336
>Lute visits lil Damien whenever she can.
>Emily and Sera find that this attitude and actions on Lute are heretical at best and almost perverted at worst.
>You can't replace Adam, they say.
>You have to move on, they repeat.
>No, no!
>Hes right there, playing in the garden!
>Reaching for an appl-
>She swoops it, slaps it out of his hand, and replaces it with a fig before flying high up again.
>Lil Damien, about five, has no idea who replaced his apple with a fig, but isn't going to argue.
>If she can keep him safe, if she can keep him good, then maybe, maybe...

>>149848445
For sure but I have a feeling they'd come to blows sooner than later though. Just the type of person he is and the type of people the cast are.

What do I need to do for Lute to show me her tits

>>149849378
So would Damien And Lute be like Emily and Special!Anon? What would grown up Damien look like? Playboy like his old man but secretly reads thr Bible?

>>149849624
You need to be Adam

>>149822560 (OP)
You know.. I hear he has two dicks

>>149849641
SHIT

>>149849536
he raped a man...he literally sees everyone else as girls except himself.

>>149849207
adam deserved better...I hope they clone him and make an army of Adams.

>>149849628
>Special!anon
Nigga he ain't retarded Emily is controlling as hell and is overprotective of him

>>149848963
>Damian
No relation, i suppose.

>>149849714
So in other words he's going to rape Angel Dust and then Valentino

>Lute watches Damien grow up.
>When hes a teenager, she spends too long staring at him.
>Good Lord.
>He looks just like him.
>She reaches out to touch his face one night when he's asleep...
>It startles him away.
>There they are, in utter silence.
>His eyes clear up, and he sees a huge, large shape looming over him with golden eyes.
>Touching his face.
>"..."
>"..."
>"... Hell-"
>Whoosh! Out the window, in a gust of wind!

>>149849815
No, Val would rape him instead.

>>149849931
I genuinely don't think he could. Yujiro might even let him try to thrust into his ass and then redirect it so Val fucks his own ass instead.

What even IS this thread now?

>>149849768
He's Emily Special Anon

>>149850054
AIDS. It's AIDS.

>>149850059
That's more sweet than punny. I won't kill you Carlos.

>>149850054
Fag-centric show attracts fags.
It's not difficult to understand.

>>149848963
>Damien
Are we back...

Can we have another Hazbin thread after this one?

>>149850544
Yeah.

>>149850563
Cool.

>>149849815
baki dou 2018 chapters 99 and 100.
he has so much testosterone that he literally sees everyone as a girly girl.
he will not just rape those two, but he'll get them addicted to his dick and leave that ass like the flag of japan.
and if he fights any woman in both hh or hb then he'll leave that cunt like a wizard sleeve.
he might even rape lucifer and adam together to prove he is the strongest.

>>149850665
Sometimes it's hard to believe Yujiro exists as a real character someone wrote. The man's like a walking shitpost.

Valentino should have his own animated movie.

>>149850886
Where he gets raped repeatedly

>>149850904
OwO

Can we post more Yandere Emily on the next thread

She's such a slut.

>>149822560 (OP)
Where in the fuck is the trailer viv?

>>149851306
Immensely pickupable.

>>149851306
Hell's Overlords must be a bunch of pushovers if they let a zoomer like her waltz in and take over

>>149851322
Just like Emily, and Charlie, and especially Niffty.

>>149851250
tell me where in this thread was Yandere Emily?

>Be Niffty's BF.
>You're a sweetheart but with her you try your best to be a Bad Boy for her.
>Be very hands on because she loves it.
>Get caught by Charlie and Vaggie using her as a Fleshlight with her making the most quivering sex face imaginable as you bloat her insides with hot spunk.

>>149850886
What would be the story?

>>149851250
no problems...on the condition we add helltaker as the guy she is obsessed with.

>>149851839
That's not who I imagined when writing the story, so no.
Y'know what I'll just draw them

>>149851972
do that, though vivzie should have made a crossover between helltaker and hazbin hotel.

>>149822606
I would definitely volunteer to work as analrapist at the hotel, trying to redeem all the sexual /d/eviants, by exposure therapy.

>>149851774
An action romance.

>>149852202
Nice, I like that.

The way Charlie looks in her demon form is sexy.

>>149851612
>>149851839
Emily belongs to Fanon Cain

>>149853488
helltaker took on hell itself and came out of it with a literal harem of demon girls with an extra angel tagging along.
one of them was lucifer herself which won't be surprising if she was on hazbin hotel lucifer level.
fanon cain is getting assfucked by helltaker and takes emily easily.

>>149853711
huh...makes me wonder if there are other versions of lilith out there.

Draw your version of Charlie.

>>149854232
I like the way Stonetoss draws Charlie.

>>149850904
By who?

>>149854424
someone post stonetoss pent, he was cute

>>149855052
Yujiro.

Would Adam get along with the Doom Guy? I'm playing through Eternal and in the Fortress of Doom, in a small alcove tucked away, is a little room where he works on his guns, magazines, a computer he games on, pizza and snacks, a shelf for his toys you can collect, posters that host his album covers, everything. I feel like Adam would appreciate that.

I bet Lucifer loves DMC.

Velvette is ________.

>>149855928
Starring in liveleaks videos.

I hope Lilith will get her own song.

>>149855928
Mine.

>>149855777
Why would he?

>>149855738
>Would Adam get along with the Doom Guy?
No
Doom Guy is pretty down to earth and stern and it would not vibe will with Adam's frat boy personality

>>149855928
A bitch.

What is Lute's hips size?

>>149858158
yes

>>149822560 (OP)
Hopefully never lol

Try writing your own fetish into an episode of Hazbin Hotel as a main plot or b plot.
Bonus points for having a musical segment.

>>149859535
Charlie and everyone else in the hotel starts rapidly gaining weight while singing Fat by Weird Al.

>>149859535
similar to >>149859587 but just husk, angel, and alastor get p.e.a.d, alastor has a song to himself about the blow to his ego, while angel and husk sing about angel's fears and his body image issues

>>149848466
So why not just let them exist in a little pocket reality on their own

>>149859818
LOL

>>149828220
You drew this?

>>149861526
yea

>>149859644
He does lmao

>>149859644
That’s what hell is, you’re free to do whatever you want down there