Thread 149825135

Is Loona a shitty daughter, or is Blitzo a shitty father?

>>149825135 (OP)
A little both probably

Helluva Boss is a shitty cartoon.

>>149825135 (OP)
For as much as I hate Blitzo, he is the reason Loona isn't dead.

Loona and Anon.

>>149825135 (OP)
Constructed atom by atom for the purpose of fucking human men.

>>149825406
Cute

>>149825135 (OP)
Neither. Adopting a hellhound is like adopting a dog, Blitzo is Loona's owner. But just like some dog owners view their pets as their children, Blitzo relates to Loona as a daughter. She grudgingly played along at first but takes it more seriously after he saved her in Mastermind.

>>149825406
Based!

>>149820179
its just a shape i really like

>>149825153
SPBP

Chapter 14 is here. Unsure about using that particular name for the introduction of the new character at the end. Just let me know if you'd prefer a "normal" name.

https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/179078366

>>149828557
Also for additional feedback, what do you all think of the "demon mode" thing sinners do in HH? I've gotten feedback of it being power wank, and for the most part, I'm trying to avoid that with Anon unless he's been trained, or it could be explained with him being a sinner with all of the enhanced capabilities he'd have.

>>149825135 (OP)
They are both shit. But between them Blitzo is shittier.

Loona's problem is that she never wanted to get adopted by Blitzo and yet she started to embrace Blitzo's lifestyle. Won't be long until she herself starts imitating Blitzo's shittiness. I miss when Loona didn't want to even work for IMP. Now she loves it and sees Blitzo as her father even though that fuck up is going to drag her into a pit of failure and many mistakes.

>>149825367
Loona was never going to be put to death she was going to become an adult and was going to get kicked out of the shelter. Loona would have found work of some kind. Hellhounds seem to be able to network with each other with more ease than imps. Imps love killing each other. Hellhounds? I don't see them expressing much inter fighting,

>>149825406
the fuck is this new shitty anon design? looks faggot as fuck

>>149825445
You mean killing human men. Loona is probably the only anthro female I seriously hate along with that criminal fox bitch from Bad Guys. They inflict crimes on human society. And even if you're a good person Loona won't spare you she will simply let her evil coworkers kill you.

>>149828655
>new
It’s akin to old anon designs

>>149828557
Fuckin sweet.
>>149828573
Honestly in Anon's case I'd see a demon form more as a liability than anything. And probably easily countered by a fire extinguisher.

>>149825135 (OP)
neither. i would love a giant hound abusing little me (lovingly)

>>149828655
>>149828712
That and it's what Anon would look like as an HB sinner.

Loona is more slutty than shitty. Same with Blitzo being a manwhore.

>>149829534
explain

>>149829534
She’s the only main cast member that hasn’t had sex
>syphilis
Not canon

Built for BMC

>>149829639
>Big Man Cock
I agree.

>>149825135 (OP)
yes

Loona was made to be fucked by humans.

>>149825135 (OP)
When the pilot hit back in 2019 i thought blitz-o wanted to fuck loona. I even thought he may have given her syphilis because i misunderstood the dialogue

>>149829922
Witnessed

See you in 3 days you bleeding legend

>>149829948
WHAT HAPPENS IN 3 DAYS, IMMORTAN?!

>>149829965
YOU GO TO VALHALA AND MCFEAST WITH THE ANTHRO WOMEN OF OLD

SHINEY AND CHROME

>>149829648
>>149829922
HOMFA fucks re cringe

>>149829993
Fuck off imp lover, Loona was made for HUMAN MEN!

>>149825135 (OP)
They're shitty together

>>149829993
You having a little stroke there anon?
>>149829948
He just ban evades anyway.

>>149830375
Imagine the smell

>>149828557
anon continues on his journey to not instadie whenever something comes his way (he still will)

>>149825406
>>149828712
>>149829452
Green Anon is such a fucking gay tradition and an ugly design.

>>149832205
GTFO newfaggot

>>149832205
Cope tourist

>>149832205
Do not tank the reputation of snooters

>>149828557
>Inco
Holy shit.

>>149832851
He’s even blue.

>>149834741
And a chad.

I wanted to see Loona as a borzoi.

>>149825135 (OP)
new pages

>>149835749
>still wasting time on this cringe shit
Should have kept doing hmofa.

>>149835776
not a self-inserter, not to that degree at least

>>149835816
>not a self-inserter
>moxxiexloona shipper
Pick one.

>>149828712
>Nyx
Now THAT is a blast from the past.

>>149835850
not much of a shipper either, so not being a self-inserter gets a priority here, not that I had to choose

>>149835894
Yet you post Jizzoku slop. Curious!

>>149835923
you mean Jizoku, I'm not alone in that, stay curious
>>149835776

>>149835985
I know what I said. And the post you linked agrees with me.

>>149835749
>69
Nice

Don't make me tap the chart.

>>149836987
based

>>149837617
The Goetian pureblood fears the Christian Cambion.

>>149837722
>Andre points
>"You dare call that THING a Goetia?!"

>>149837869
>"That THING is your nephew and my son you bastard!"
>"You dumb cow, he's the only bastard here!"

>>149837908
>he's the only bastard here!

Whatever happened to that greentext where Loono was about to stop being a virgin by fucking millie? Poor guy has his pocket pussies and still thinks hes missing out, hes about to learn. Wish I had screen shot what we got already.

>>149838060
>Whatever happened to that greentext where Loono was about to stop being a virgin by fucking millie?
It's time to wake up, anon. You need to wake up. Please just wake up.

>>149828557
Bro fucking turned back before reaching the diamonds lmao

>>149838060
If you're talking about a greentext with Loono and a female Moxxie then that was me. I stopped because I didn't like how it was going.

>>149838544
Maybe? I could have sworn it was just normal millie and moxxie, or maybe it was miller and moxxine, I don't know. Does any of this sound familiar? And if so how was it going that made you dislike it? One detail I remember for sure was that the guy in the MxM couple said outright that they both fuck other people so that's why he just didn't care.

All that fic kino has reminded me I have an AO3 account.
I really ought to get back to that so Bee content can be bolstered

>>149836987
what about HMOMA?

>>149838894
Yeah I had written their relationship as being open. Miller being all yeah bro have a nice time. I stopped because I didn't like how I was writing it and I'm not a fan of open relationships. If I was to do it again I would've made Moxxine single.

>>149839441
>If I was to do it again I would've made Moxxine single.
You know what you need to do

>>149839615
I just might

>>149839009
Fembrained

>>149839441
>>149839615
>Miller is dating Chelsea
>Moxxine is available
Also why Moxxine and not Mitzy? Moxxine makes sense because he's thinking up a drag name to cross dress in but if he were female to begin with he'd either go by just Moxxie or something similar like Mitzy.

>>149825135 (OP)
Neither. Both are broken people trying to make things work the best they can.

>>149840692
I can fix her.

>>149840710
No you can't.

>>149840807
Watch me.

>>149840849
Ok.
>Anon tries to fix Loona.
>He fucks it up and now has a restraining order from Hell.

>>149840868
>this turns out to be low t fanfiction from a tourist
>anon did in fact successfully fix her and have ten litters with her
>this is immutable canon and cannot be iterated upon by future writers
>also the anon above me is gay

>>149840928
>two_kids_fighting_in_a_sandbox.mp4
See, the answer to this problem is that I can call you a double nigger and win for all of time.

>>149838936
We could all use a little comfort food...

>>149840967
Yeah well you're a triple nigger. Times infinity. I win.

>>149840997
Quadruple nigger!

>>149841011
Fuck...

One and Two!

I'll try to have the next super controversial installment of We Are At The Base of The Fire done by tomorrow. I toyed around with the idea of writing a gospel written by Archons aimed at an audience with a first grade reading level. It's too on the nose even for me but I thought I'd post it here.

>Agent One squinted at Collin
You mean the gospels?
>Collin began shaking his head like he just suggested they join a suicide cult
>”Oh nonono! Those are corruptions we have the real story of Jesus!”
>Collin rummaged through his back and somehow managed to produce a small book with a smiling ethnically ambiguous Jesus on it
>Agent One was slightly intrigued by this
>If what he was learning was right and not just psychosis Collin had been working with unsavory forces
>but they might have information missing in extant sources that could be truthful
>he slowly took the book from Collin’s hoof hand
>the first page was a simplistic drawing of the Jerusalem Temple surrounded by palm trees
>’Once upon a time there were a people chosen by God called the Jews, and God loved them especially the Sadducees and the temple even though it was built by Solomon and he also loved the romans.’
>odd but he wasn’t expecting it to be an unbiased work
>the next page had an image of a blonde man/woman/clown thing whispering in a confused old mans ear
>’But Lucifer gave the jews false teachings that made them go to hell like don’t eat pork and mystical ascent to plead for humans, and-’
>his heart nearly stopped at the next sentence
>’you shall not turn over a slave to his master when he seeks refuge with you.’

>>149841723
(cont)

>he knew these guys were bad with the whole ‘make you eat menstrual blood’ thing but wow
>just wow
>his morbid curiosity won him over
>’most of them hated it but some of them were just plain mean like John the Baptist and Rabbi Hillel and the evil pagan Socrates.’
>after this bizarre anachronistic defamation was the standard image of a manger
>’So God decided to come down and set things straight and he turned into Jesus in the womb of Mary’
>no wise men but he already had suspicions about the author’s opinions on Zoroastrianism
>there was also no baptism in the river Jordan because John the Baptist was apparently evil
>the book instead skipped straight to Jesus sitting on a rock presumably representing the sermon on the mount
>’Jesus cleared everything right up he said, ‘if you see someone suffering, it’s more important to be guilty and try to make yourself more miserable than it is to help them’’
>’and ‘love your enemies hate your enemies, point is you should hate my enemies’’
>the following page was a stark scene transition that could only be described as the virgin human vs the chad angel but a thousand times more patronizing
>'Most importantly he taught that humans are utterly inferior to angels and should obey them unquestioningly. And that they should be forever grateful that Angels don’t destroy them all in a second flood.’
>the point of view was expected but he didn’t expect them to be that upfront about it
>then there was an image of a younger man lightly slapping an older man
>’One day Jesus and the Pharisees found a boy who was disobeying his father. The Pharisees said the boy should apologize and make a sin offering. But Jesus ordered the boy to be stoned to death for disobeying authority.’
>the page had the first comic book word bubble in the book coming from Jesus’s mouth which read ‘He who throws the first stone has the least sin!’

>>149841743
(cont)

>’But that night Jesus’s evil stepbrothers Thomas and James and the whore Mary Magdalene wanted to take over the church because they believed in the wicked doctrine of human potential’
>’So they, Rabbi Ishmael, John the Baptist, and Ibn Arabi had him crucified before the high priest and the romans could save him!’
>’On the cross Jesus told his disciples ‘its ok, I’ll forgive you if you remember my teachings and if you grovel before me and the angels in gratitude for not taking immediate revenge I’ll spare you’
>the book was rather short and Agent One was already on the last pages with what looked like an early christian, a jew, a mandaean and a muslim sufi
>’Then before he went back up to heaven Jesus made sure to cause discord between them so they wouldn’t work together and use their wicked knowledge to force humans to go places they don’t belong’
>’THE END’

Please note these aren't Jesus's actual teachings in the fic in case you have zero reading comprehension

>>149841723
>>149841743
>>149841774
Wild. Don't think I'm far enough in the fic for this to make sense.

Since Loona is confirmed bi I hope she'll get fucked by both of them

>>149825135 (OP)
Neither

Blitzo is nice and competent to her and she is a competent assistant slash daughter

Biltzo is just a shitty person and she a spatz

>>149842455

It's self indulgent rant. It'd be like me having a chapter where Anon stopped and said,

>"You know I'm really getting back into the Catholic thing thanks to Renee Girard and the Omega Point Christology. Let me explain exactly what those mean!"
>proceeds to lecture about The Crucifixion inversion of sacrificial scapegoat dynamics

>>149842750
>Blitzo is nice and competent to her and she is a competent assistant slash daughter

I think Blitzo isn't abusive to her and he does care about her as much as he can care about anybody realistically. But the emotional connection is nearly non existent because he got her to prove himself he's a good person capable of loving others and being loved while avoiding the work of child rearing.

>>149839009
good if furboi is sub

>>149843879
Found the fembrained

>>149844261
less fembrained, more rapebrained

>>149832554
If a shitty publication couldn't, then nothing will

>>149845647
>I did it like this

Made for human men.

>>149825135 (OP)
Blitzo is a shitty father.

Loona is literally built for instant lossing to big dick shotas

>>149846030
Need Loona's big hips crushing my pelvis.

>>149847352
>"Why is our secretary walking funny?"
>

>>149848028
>“How did your crotch get burned?”

>>149848050
>fire resistant eyebrow tape wore out again
Fastest brazilian wax she ever got.

Debbie ass bitch

I have a feeling that, at least for Base Fire, Stolas might start coming onto Anon with enough friendship- but I think it's because he's unsure what genuine friendship is like and mistakes basic affection for love. Does that sound plausible? Being both love and friend-starved has to fuck with the brain. The BIRD brain, haha!

I love hmofa, but I really don't like when people try to personify "Anon" as a character with a personality and shit, which is usually just some faggot being super self-deprecating and passive aggressive

>Striker on recounting working with Crimson

>"He says it every morning. He calls me Dago, he calls everyone at IMP dago, he call himself dago. All the time. Dago this, dago that, dago PLEASE. Queer Dago, Fugghedaboutit Dago, Dago I’m fuckin walking ‘ere! Ougatso Dago! He says it so much I don’t even notice anymore. Last week at lunch Crimson asked his underling, “EY! Can a dago borrow some gabagoo?” My first thought wasn’t “Oh my Satan he said the word, the D-word!” It was, “How is a dago gonna borrow a fugginn biscuit?”, Dago you gonna give it back or something?"

>>149848479
I'm not far enough to say but I could see him trying to and getting shut down by a creeped out Anon.

>>149832554
>>149845219
>>149845647

>>149849660
They're gonna be friends. They just don't know it yet.

>>149837617
>>149837722
Speaking of he doesn't really have any reason to interact with I.M.P. for any extended period of time but I wonder how it'd go. Probably not well I imagine, since they're in the business of killing humans and regardless of his parentage he sees himself as a human first and goetic demon second.

>>149841500
>One and Two!

Imagine them doing GI JOE style psas.

>>149850516
>Speaking of he doesn't really have any reason to interact with I.M.P. for any extended period of time but I wonder how it'd go. Probably not well I imagine, since they're in the business of killing humans and regardless of his parentage he sees himself as a human first and goetic demon second.

He'd hate them.

>>149850806
>He'd hate them.
I think so too, I don't think there's any route to them being on good terms unless they give up their business which would be very OOC to do.

>>149850940
>I think so too, I don't think there's any route to them being on good terms unless they give up their business which would be very OOC to do.

I'm not really that keyed into the Nymo but I think him of as an actual religious Christian instead of the standard 'Jihadi but with crosses and crusader armor.' that's all the rage on the internet these days.
Maybe he should believe that theoretically anyone can be saved and to hate the sin not the sinner. Something he'd really struggle with when it comes to Blitzo and the rest of IMP.

>>149851316
I definitely think Nymo's a more open minded and reasonable guy. His faith has to get real nuanced with everything he'd be going through too.
>Maybe he should believe that theoretically anyone can be saved and to hate the sin not the sinner. Something he'd really struggle with when it comes to Blitzo and the rest of IMP.
Really depends on how much he's able to actually talk to them on the regular I think. He could probably come to some understanding with Moxxie and maybe Loona given enough time but it'd be a rough road there since neither wants to be preached to (especially Loona) and I doubt Nymo would have success if he got preachy in general.
>"I know, but this is my job/it's for my dad."
I do think the seeds are there. Loona didn't wanna kill that guy in the last short and seemed regretful afterward. Moxxie's been shown to have misgivings. I don't think he could convince them to give up their work entirely though.

>>149835857
Oldhead but I guess not old enough. Are we talking about THAT Nyx or is there one I'm unaware of?

Ficanon I hope you do some form of this when Anon and Loona finally get together.

>>149852569
Now I will.

>>149852802
Based.

>>149829639
>>149835749
Jizoku seriously tarnished Loona/Moxxie's already poor reputation. Most people just think of the stupid comic and the derivative garbage porn when you mention the ship.

>>149835850
I ship it, and I don't self-insert as Moxxie.

>>149852966
Any good fics that actually sell this ship?

>>149853096
Not really

>>149853100
Then it's still Adam/Charlie fics for me

>>149853096
There is literally only one that I would consider of good quality. There are some other fics that are somewhat digestible. The rest is trashy smut.

And good luck finding fanart that isn't porn.

>>149848479
What if bonding with Stolas, as a genuine friend, causes him to rethink his relationship with Blitzo?

>>149852966
Jizoku is a piece of shit and fuck all moxxie x loona shippers. I cannot comprehend wanting to get off to porn of a woman being dicked down by another man, and in fact having that be your preference.

>>149853867
>I cannot comprehend wanting to get off to porn of a woman being dicked down by another man, and in fact having that be your preference.

>>149850036
Not if they want the same man

>>149854848
Have no fear, we have plenty of Anons to go around. We grow em by the dozen.

What would happen if I gave this to Stella?

>>149839009
>>149843879
Based af

Where would Loona and Nona go for their date?

>>149856032
I dunnoe. Boardwalk out Greed?

>>149856054
Maybe. I missed a few episodes. What's Greed like? Vegas?

>>149853867
>>149854111
Based, anyone who watches porn is a voyeur cuck

>>149856010
Th-this is a girl right?

>>149856079
I dunnoe. I imagined it to be sorta like a mix between Wall Street, Vegas and a seaside town.

>>149856106
Why seaside?

>>149856096
fuck no, that would ruin the appeal.

>>149856010
>>149856141

>>149856127
Lotta shark demons in Greed. Plus Chaz.
Figure they run the place under Crimson's orders like a big themed resort/financial district.
That and I'm totally not stretching scarce canon to try and fit my imagination
>>149856141
Faaaaaaaaaag.

>>149856167
That could be neat, actually. Lots of casinos, restaurants, a nice waterfront district to bring Nona... although how big can a coast really be in hell?

>>149853299
Please tell me the name of that one fic

>>149856204
Probably not that big, but big enough to justify a portion dedicated to it and fleecing customers through overpriced food and arcade halls.

>>149856337
>waterfront merchant tries to sell Loono and Nona a phone roomba
>gently reminds them of the area's reputation for human trafficking if they try to refuse
I guess they can always stick a miniature railgun to it.

>>149856387
>Implying Loono and Nona don't collectively shove it up his ass
Yeah, I guess they could.

>>149856433
What kinda date would it be without the usual combat encounter?

>>149856288
It's called Unravel. It's a slow burn. It also features a B-plot that spans several chapters and has a very sluggish update schedule.

The funny thing is that it begins essentially the same as ANWL.

https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/47832307

>>149856467
True. Such is life in Pentagram City. Or whatever.

>>149856523
Thanks fren

>>149825135 (OP)
Blitz is an good father, but a massive shitty person.
Stolas is a shitty father, but an ok person.

>>149832205
Anon is always gigacringe when used for self-insert shipping. Just make an OC like a real man

>>149856954
No thanks, I don't need a gay sparkledog OC.

>>149857008
>>149857016
We share a brain cell

What color is Two's bra?

>>149857636
White

>>149857645
Just white? Nothing fancy?

>>149857636
Red velvet, obviously

>>149857949
It's good contrast with her skin
Chocolate tits wrapped in white fabric is always good

>>149858048
Nice, got embiggened Martha?

>>149858074
She has hello kitty panties

New Chapter of We Are At The Base of The Fire that is sure to piss everyone on the internet off. Took a bit because its a tough balancing act getting things as accurate as possible from online research (including the guns used by the Jordanian Border Guards irl) and making it goofy and entertaining.


https://archiveofourown dot org/works/68602336/chapters/179369886

>>149845647
Basednomi >>> fanggot

>>149846502
/ss/*

>>149859975
I prefer Trish but Naomi has Charm
>>149858048
>EMBIGGENED

>>149859975
>>149860138
I like Rosa.

>>149860194
>Rosa
She's a nice pick
Don't mess with her garden though

>>149856445
This begs the question
Do Imps like being petted?

>>149860138
>>149860194
I remember Stella being the most popular

>You are dating Stella
>She wants to make you breakfast
>You smile and wait at the table, she said she's gonna make fresh scrambled eggs
>Oh cool hellish chicken e-
>She pops a squat over a bowl
>She strains and pants
>You watch her push out an egg the size of your head into the bowl
>Wash it clean
>Then crack it into the bowl with the spatula, scrambling it before drying it in the pan
>She sees that look you're giving her
>"Oh come on, darling. It wasn't fertilized."

>>149860297
I'm a StellaFag but not that Stella

I wanna do nasty things with Verosika's tail

>>149859961
I didn't expect One's thing to bed Fed and sheep boy adventures but I'm all for it

>>149828557
>that ending
damn

>>149860297
>>149860869
Stella(snoot) is a filthy hoe who went for the biggest, most out of her league douchebag and got immediately pumped and dumped
Fuck stella, total stego death

>>149860885
>*squirtsquirt*
>that ain't my tail bitch!

>>149861751
Stella wanted Anon but he called her retarded.

>>149862031
Justifiably.

>>149862041
Kinda mean to say about a girl who wanted to spend time with (you).

>>149861751
Liv go back to Lizard Lounge.

>>149838498
This gives off manlet energy.
>"Yeah I totally should've done that when she called me too short for her."

>>149856523
Oh I remember that one.
I thought IMP having mirror versions in Dhorks was cool.

>>149859961
See that's the sort of shit Viv should be doing, pissing everyone off instead of just safe targets like evangelicals.

>>149858637
SHAZAM

>>149862377
Nice.

angel likes helping husk drink now

>>149862888
Fuck off back to /trash/ where you belong.

>>149862888
Kill yourself attention whore

>>149862888
Immense... filled with booze... Truly wonderful...

>>149855733
What the fuck is this?

>>149842712
Same.

I don’t know how people find blitzo attractive.He’s demon andy dick

>>149857636
Two has multiple bras. Red Satin, Dark Red, Nude, White, Black and light Blue.
With matching panties.

>>149862888
Hehehe.

>>149861973
She demands you to lick the tip

>>149863568
>he's demon andy dick
Worse.

>>149860885
>>149861973
>>149863660
>For a couple shits 'n giggles you decide to jokingly lick the tip of Verosika's Greed-manufactured, Lust-brand 'Verogenous' Super-Soaker.
>Of course it gets a few juvenile chuckles from her posse, including the head bitch herself.>Who had her finger hovering near the trigger.
>"Dangerous one, aren't ya? Lets see if you can handle a little Asmodean spice~"
>She fires. You have no time to pull away. One moment you're dry, the next you got a facial full of...hopefully not what you're thinking of.
>The group erupts into laughter and you're left looking like an idiot who jumped into a pool after a floaty.
>You flip her and the Bang Gang off with watery eyes and a burning in your cheeks.
>Except your eyes were too watery. And that burning spreads like wildfire to everywhere else.
>Your thoughts swim and dissolve in a heavy fog. Everything seems...brighter. Tastier.
Your mortal gaze trails over each and every one of them before landing back on Verosika herself.
>Hotter...
>Heavy breath and a racing heart spelt one thing as the ringing in your ears pounds at your brain.
>"Fire up the brothel, babes! We've got a new arrival~"
>It didn't take long before you pitched a tent and were whisked away to a private room for the night.

>>149864311
>formatting error
THIS FUCKING SITE.

>>149862344
>spoiler
It wasn't DHORKS; it was the slightly more competent SITCOM. They were US military. Though it's amusing how the author essentially predicted Full Moon's DHORKS with the government giving them funds and a portal to Hell. I hope the author brings back the real DHORKS at some point.

>>149864060
>Agent Two trying on her underwear while One watches, totally invisible from a Stolas spell.

>Black magic
>Spying on a coworker for non security reasons

He would never.

Interspecies marriage with Gigi...

>>149864713
yeah she looks like she fucks catboys

>>149864687
>Blitzo kidnaps One, Two doesn't know.
>He makes him beep at Two through a camera.

>>149864805
>

>>149864805
If that were the case, then her only option would be Sinners since the only hellborn feline demons we've seen are Ars Goetia, and I doubt they would want to fuck with the lower classes.
>inb4 Gigi x Husk

>>149864805
>Catgirl Loona

>>149864987
>Anon gets to pet and kiss this every day
Lucky guy to have a girlfriend like that.

>>149864713
Very based. Why'd that get deleted lol?

>>149865054
>Anon is out with Loona on Halloween.
>They pass by Sinner! Two and One.
>They lock eyes, recognizing each other.
>One: "... You two doing anything evil?"
>Loona: "Not particularly, scaring teenagers."
>Two: "Works for us."
>And they walk away.

>>149865113
>Loona dresses up as a cat for Halloween
>she doesn't use her disguise or anything, she just wears the cat ear headband over her dog ears

>>149865101
>Agent One getting all the hot black chicks

>>149865054
>Hellcats don't exist
More shitty worldbuilding.

>>149865160
>Agent Two takes One to the family Barbecue.
>Her family and old neighbors are making fun of the skinny white boy, until he breaks out the boombox and cuts it up on the patio.
>Now she's got a protect him from her flirty Auntys and sisters and cousins.

>>149865230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXm9IRB4_Pw

>>149862888
go back to trash faggot

>>149865230
>>Her family and old neighbors are making fun of the skinny white boy, until he breaks out the boombox and cuts it up on the patio.
>>Now she's got a protect him from her flirty Auntys and sisters and cousins.

I like ethnically ambiguous but still 'white' Agent One. Think like Mark Ruffalo or Sacha Baron Cohen.

>most of the family makes fun of him for being a skinny white boy
>several ask him 'where's he's really from'
>at least one uncle tries to talk to him in spanish
>breakdances to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzcyhopCKvc

>>149856954
>>149857008
> Fanfic where a human OC gets sent to hell while still alive as part of a revenge plot by Adam post-fall
> Finds himself in Pride with a small group of other people Adam managed to send before he was forced to retreat
> Lucifer quickly whisks them away to the hotel
> While the ensuing political shitstorm with the angels plays out, the main character is stuck in hell with the other refugees
> They all have targets painted on their backs due to the immense value of a still-living soul
> Also because any overlord could sell them to a hellborn on another layer and breed an army of cambions
> Lucifer has an epiphany
> The easiest way to protect them is to make them not exist in the first place
> Making a complex illusory sinner disguise is child's play for him
> Except if he does them all, it'd be too obvious, so he asks the other sins to pitch in
> Calls everyone into a room and hands out the disguises, which come in the form of various pieces of enchanted jewelry
> MC watches as one lady puts hers on and is given an instant, octocamo-level disguise that looks vaguely succubus without looking full hellborn
> She got Asmodeus's
> The next few people take one, and get disguises that roughly match the circle they came from
> Another guy takes a ring and gets Mammon's disguise, which looks like a clown trying to be a blinged-out pimp
> MC is sweating. "Thank fuck I didn't get that one."
> Takes the last one, it's a necklace
> Puts it on and everyone is suddenly staring at him
> Looks in the mirror
> His sinner form was the one Bee did and it looks like she got drunk, fucked an art supply store and then had a kid
> Lucifer facepalms and mutters "Dammit, Bee.."
> Takes a photo and DMs it to her on Sinstagram with a "What the fuck?"
> She just responds "It's great, isn't it?"

AAAAAH IM GONNA MAKE AN AI AGENT ONE AAAAAH

>>149860885
>>149864311
That's a penis

>>149865585
>AAAAAH IM GONNA MAKE AN AI AGENT ONE AAAAAH

Do it faggot.

>>149865230
>Now she's got a protect him from her flirty Auntys and sisters and cousins.

Poor lucky bastard

>>149863504
Millet bird seed you retard.

>>149865601
It's not.
You're just a faggot.

>>149865615
DOING IT, IM DOING IT, IM GENNING AGENT ONE, AAAAH

>>149865644
Stella agrees it is a penis

>>149865113
>>149865230

>Agent One takes Sinner!Two to meet his family after they make things official
>food consists of Khlav Kalash, Cow tongue and some unpronounceable dish that tastes like lentils and stinging
>mom is staring daggers at her and she's not sure if it's because she's a cat woman or a cultural outsider
>his aunt is wearing garlic around her neck and is clearly terrified Two is going to eat them
>cousin says that he'll try and find the Gypsy that did this to her
>dad awkwardly tries to diffuse the situation by talking about cellphone plans
>Great Grandpa whose almost 100 years old and doesn't speak English activates out of nowhere
>sings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u5YLRO0shI

>>149865729
>>149865802
Now that I think of it, Stella canonically has never seen a penis in her entire life.

I'VE DONE IT I'VE GENERATED AN AGENT ONE
LOOK AT THIS SLOP AND help me wonder why it made him so anime.

>>149865601
>>149865644
I mean yeah, but who's to say Verosika wouldn't morph that thing to satisfy her fans' wildest desires?

>>149865953
That looks like an avatar he'd make for a 2d MMO

>>149865953
Because anime is all it knows
>>149865966
Because it's my imagination and I say I prefer it to just be a regular tail, and for it to not be morphed into a penis.

>>149865953
Cursed. What AI model did you use? Maybe you need to work on your prompt.

>>149865987
>>149865990
>On their day off, Agent One shows Agent Two his new Avatar in Maple Story 2.
>One: "Look! Its just like me!"
>Two: "It looks kinda... Lame."
>One: "Aw don't worry, I can make it better! Want me to do you?"

Should he do Agent Two?

>>149865990
>Because it's my imagination and I say I prefer it to just be a regular tail, and for it to not be morphed into a penis.

Maybe it's an ovipositor

>>149866019
>spoiler
Still garbage.
>>149866014
No. One piece of sloppa is enough.

>>149866014
Nah.

>>149866033
>Still garbage.

What you don't her to lay her eggs in your stomach and have a healthy succubaby burst from your chest?

Alright. I'm done Genning for the day. Take care everyone.

>>149865729
>Stolas doesn't have a dick
Does him craving dick make it more gay or less gay if he doesn't have one of his own?

>>149865990
Heavenbro you're so boring that's why Hell stays triumphant

>149866049
Ok faggot. Have fun in your corner
>>149866069
What are ya gonna do about it, nerd? Cry to Lucifer? Piss your pants in front of Satan?

>>149866095
Just point and laugh at your maturity

>>149866057
He also has internal testes, so it's impossible for the balls to touch.

>>149866057
>Does him craving dick make it more gay or less gay if he doesn't have one of his own?

Same amount of gay, he's a guy that is attracted to men. Simple as
What I want to know is what it means for sex with Stella and other female goetia? Would they even enjoy dick in their cloaca?

>>149866121
Project your insecurities all you want. It won't send your pinstripe dork back to Heaven.

>>149866142
>Would they even enjoy dick in their cloaca?
Well, Stolas likes it, but he's a masochist.

>>149866154
>projection
Yes, anon. Everyone is projecting.

>Imp Wife.
>Happy Life

>>149866186
Not my fault angels and demons can't be honest with themselves. You seen that sootrat Blitzo? Dude can barely keep a relationship going without sabotaging it due to his own self-image. And don't get me started on Sera.

>>149863420
Where's her bastard son?

>>149866232
It's ok, anon. The doc will attend you soon. bend over

>>149866325
>MILLIE NOT WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF PROVING MY SUPERIORITY ONLINE!

>>149866244
Probably hanging out with Octavia and trying to distract himself from the existential crisis of having demonic blood and spending time in hell.

>>149866369
coocoocoo

>>149866741
Kek what the fuck

>>149866369
I like the one with his human eyes!
Both are good, though... Would he be able to switch between, somehow?

>>149867289
Permanent human eyes makes his cambion status even more apparent and weird for demons
>Nymo has to get Goetia contact lenses made so he can actually leave the manor without getting messed with

>Defeat Blitzo and Moxxie
>Keep Millie as a sex slave

>>149867289
Seconding the human eyes being permanent. Also if Stolas' demon form is black and red, would Nymo's be black and gold?

>>149867406
>Look
>Look with your special eyes

>>149825135 (OP)
She’ll probably fart

Implapenation of millie

>>149867923
>"Can you stop calling it that?"

>"What? All I'm saying is you'll be pounding those cheeks until they clap."

>"Just stop talking."

>"You know I'm right, Moxxie."
>Enraged_possum.png

>>149825406
>>149828557
just bingeread the whole thing
pretty good stuff, made me reconsider picking up HB again

>>149868390
Thank you! Anything you liked/want to see/general feedback?

Who else needs to be Embiggened?

>>149868418
I want them to be happy

>>149868424
Scarlet (Fem!Crimson)

>>149868424
Keenie (it just gives her normal proportions)

>>149868598
>Keenie is Embiggened
>Same shape as before but now as tall as Loona

>>149868669
That's funnier and kinda unsettling, she'd look like somebody in a mascot costume or something lol

>>149868726
>WHY IS MY ASS SO BIG!

>>149868756
>>149868669
>>149868598
>"But that's how it always looks."
>*BONK!*

>>149868471
Fuck.

>>149868953
it's too late you have to do it

>>149868930
>She goes to a heaven doctor to see the damage.
>She smacks her ass, watching it clap and jiggle.
>Intrigued.
>"Nurse, cancel my 3 o'clock."

>>149868418
I'm not literary educated enough to give a good advice so take whatever I say with a solid fistful of salt
I like the slow burn and glad that Anon and Loona aren't a couple right away and clumsily develop their relationship. Also it's good that it's more about two fuck ups trying to cope with life together and not "I'm going to fix her/him" story. I don't know what would make the story better beside more chapters.

I liked the idea someone had several posts above about Stolas seeing an actual relationship and rethinking his relationship with Blitzo

I hope Valerie doesn't hate Anon for putting her life at risk in the shootout
I hope Anon's death and the throat marking isn't J.J. Abram's "Mystery Box

picunrelated

>>149863420
Burger!
>>149865160
He's a Bleacher/Oil Driller
>>149866214
>Imp wife
Strika!
>>149866344
>"You better not be gooning in there Moxxie"
>"You got is boss"
>Anon grabs the pan
>>149868424
Stella or Mayberry

>>149870045
>Also it's good that it's more about two fuck ups trying to cope with life together and not "I'm going to fix her/him" story.
Ditto this. Anon has his own flaws and his own growth alongside Loona (any main protagonist SHOULD have character development as the story goes anyways), it feels less onesided than a lot of Anon stuff normally does. This is something Snootgame and Wani understand also and something I think you've been handling quite well, Ficanon.

>>149825135 (OP)
When the pilot hit back in 2019 i thought blitz-o wanted to fuck loona. I even thought he may have given her syphilis because i misunderstood the dialogue

Also i NEED a goth wolf girlfriend to fix my clinical depression and help with the intrusive thoughts and desires of suicide

Made for human men.

>>149870443
She's enjoying the HELL outta that burger.

>>149871736
Bean tuah.

>Is it true that if Satan nuts inside a woman she'll most likely die from the projectile force?

>"Anon what the fuck?"

>>149871774
It's her first one
Plus (You) cooked it for her, it's made with love
https://youtu.be/cN5Xl3BPt9o
Don't worry I ain't a fatfag, I believe Stella being happy is cute

>>149871950
The idea that someone might enjoy food you made is incredibly sweet, I hate that it's associated with fatfags.

>>149825135 (OP)
It's all relative. Blitzo's worst crime is being a spineless worm and constantly trying to justify Loona's shitty behavior because of his fear of abandoment. Loona was orphaned and from what little we saw in the kennel it's a miracle she's not literally feral.

>>149872257
>and constantly trying to justify Loona's shitty behavior because of his fear of abandoment.
I find blitzo to be completely annoying but i hate how much i relate to him at times. The moment my dad dies im blowing my brains out with a revolver i refuse to live on this planet completely by myself

Anon's gf is such a goober.

Would you still like Loona if the roles were swapped?

>>149872643
Jokes on you, I like Roxxy too.

>>149870045
>>149870624
Thank you both for the kind words. I will however warn you that this fic started as a spontaneous desire to write Loona, and I’m going to try my hardest to wrap up every mystery in the story.

>>149872643
I dont find the FNAF animatronics even the 80s wolf thing despite gooning heavily to loona

>>149872643
Swap the entire glamrock crew with the IMP team and I am sold.
Also Vanny replaces Stolas
>Monty=Blitzo
>Freddy and Chica=M&M
>Roxy=Loona

>>149872643
>>149872850
>i dont find the FNAF animateonics attractive
Why do i keep forgetting to type words lately?

>>149871950
>Kent Rollins
>In a HB thread
>Posted by a fellow Stellabro
I knew I picked the right camp.

>>149867406
What's Nymo like personality-wise? How often to people spell his name wrong? How would either Base of the Fire/HILTLH(H) Anon interact with The Boy?

>>149873060
Indeed
Happy Stella is the best Stella
Someone should edit this with human hands

Mammon is such a fatass. Can I kill him?

>>149873591
Only if you are prepared to take his place.

>>149873591
Why not deflate her?

>>149873652
>Stick Mammonay with a pin.
>She loses 70 pounds in an instant.

>>149873413
This was a pain in the ass I'm not gonna lie

>>149873949
You're an absolute godsend Anon

>>149873949
I forgot to define his fingers a little better on the second panel, it should be good now.
>>149873977
Eh, I just have too much time on my hands.

>>149873949
I forgot to define his fingers a little better on the second panel, it should be good now.
>>149873977
Eh, I just have too much time on my hands.
Also I'm done tweaking it for real this time

>>149874037
>Also I'm done tweaking it for real this time
Just means I have more happy Stella pics
Anyway I can repay you?

what if blitzo was turned female, would stolas still love him

>>149874115
Short answer: no
Long answer: he would try and continue the relationship, deluding himself that what he really was into is his personality, but the dick is what he was truly after
The "spark" (read: homolust) would vanish and he would eventually end up dumping bitchza after coming up with a dozen excuses of how its not her fault and its actually him and blah blah

>>149874095
>Anyway I can repay you?
I'm not fussed. You can write a Stella green if you want.

>>149874115
>>149874162
Moxxie would constantly be hiding his erection.

>>149874115
>>149874162
I don't know if I should be scornful of Fem!Blitz or horny.

>>149874193
He can just tape it down with one of those bandaids they use for shots.

>>149874185
>You can write a Stella green if you want.
I'll think of one but for now I'll repost an old one I did
>>149874193
Would Moxxie find Blitza attractive or would Blitza just hit on Moxxie instead of Stolas

>>149874204
Just rape her.

>>149874237
Both. Millie and Blitza get into catfights.

>>149874254
You couldn't pay me to do that.

>>149874204
Wait, I forgot I wrote a Green about this.
>>149874254 You got it wrong, She would rape you!

>>149874289
But you can pay me to murder her.

>>149874300
but Would Loona approve?

>>149873207
Do we have anything concrete for him beyond being raised christian and having the morals thereof? How does finding out you have demonic heritage affect that? Praying in spite of it causing physical pain is admirable but I don't think he'd be at that place to start with, he's probably gonna be going through a lot of shit that makes him question everything including his faith for a bit before regaining it.

>>149874369
No. And I'd likely be killed.
I'm okay with that.

So, from what I understand, the show is shit but the dog is good if you ignore the show(which actually kind of ignores her), is that correct?

>>149874526
Pretty much
Most of us are here for the waifus and porn

The Grace of Resurrection prologue is finally here. I have a bad feeling the pacing and wording suck absolute dick, but I need something Octavia related in the fic scene. Watch as Anon fucking dies in the very first chapter without getting a lick of owl pussy.

https://archiveofourownDOTorg/works/69246891/chapters/179505176

>>149874564
I don't know if this is my thing but I'm glad Octavia bros are getting something. Very nice to see pen put to paper.

>>149874385

>Nymo is on the verge of death
>a bearded middle eastern man with radiant white eyes and an angel save and tend to him
>Nymo assumes it's Jesus
>actually Agent One and Collin
>he's been out in the sun for a bit and not shaving
>the glowing eyes are the tan line from his sunglasses

I'm so behind on all of these fics.

>>149874608
She's adorable

>>149874676
kek based

>>149871294
>>149871318
>>149871375
>>149871736
>>149871854

>>149872643
>>149872767
>>149872850
>>149872854
>>149872869
Roxxy stays mogged by Loonie even though they are friends

Thinking...
Stolas Performing the big possession rape due to experiencing what genuine love feels like in Two's body feels so genuinely believable, feeling that's gotta be like crack to him

>>149875498
He could either possess Two(I did a green like that with FemStolas and a FemStolas rapes One green) or worse could posses Anon

>>149875537
>possessing Anon
>having sex with a female
Stolas is too gay. He's more likely to possess Blitzo and creampie his own butthole.

>>149875617
He would possess them to have sex with men
and There is a tragic chance he would possess Blitzo just to do that
He could also possess Birnon

>>149875676
Birnon would uno reverse card and possess Stolas so he can fuck Stella.

>Trial happens, Stolas loses everything
>Anon ends up being a better friend in Stolas's time of need than Blitzo is a lover
How badly would this fuck with Stolas?

>>149875870
It could alienate him with Blitzo and possibily lead to Stolas developing a crush on Anon
and it isn't exactly Stolas's fault, he's rarely if ever (at least officially) never had genuine friendship nor love
He would start questioning himself, Blitzo and maybe his family

>Singing Stan Rogers songs with Leviathan!
https://youtu.be/FJQkKof3opg

>>149859961
>that is sure to piss everyone on the internet off
that just means you're doing God's work

>>149875909
>possibily lead to Stolas developing a crush on Anon
>Anon doesn't get the full picture, but he notices a significant change in Stolas
>He's nicer
>To him specifically
>And no one else
>Ever so slightly colder to Blitzo
>Less able to put up with his bullshit
>Everyone chalks it up to stress
>Blitzo chalks it up to "him becoming more like a normal person"
>He's constantly asking him if he can tag along, or to outright put it off when he has plans to go out
>Coincidentally, Anon goes out more often, to avoid Stolas
>Stolas doesn't know what he did wrong to push Anon away

>>149875282
Literally me.

Stella's butt.

is stinky.

Stella's butt is sexy.

>>149864713
The things that I will do to her!
cuddle her
kiss her
take care of her
[Spoiler]Breed her
marry her
hug her tightly

>>149878331
Based.

Artist called Martycesar made this pic of my OC Furcas. It looks really nice and may push me to finally continue my fic.

>>149878990
That looks cool.

>>149878990
>unironically having an oc
deviant art is that way

>>149879147
Are you fucking stupid?

>>149878990
Looks p cool

>>149879147
That's Stella's dad from his fic. Go be a fag somewhere else dude.

>>149878990
What's the fic?

>>149878990
HE'S FAT!

>>149878325
And her boobs??

>>149878990
He looks like a judge on the Goetian Court

>>149878990
Tell Mightycesar he is a fantastic artist.

>>149879747
Magnificent.

>>149874115
Fatfuck Fred why did you draw this

>>149874115
Improvement

>>149876747
I don't think I'd avoid him in his time of need due to misplaced homolust, but I'd probably have to talk him down eventually.

If you cured Stolas' Homolust, would he still love Blitzo, or would he feel guilty for what he did to Stella and try and win her back?

>>149879747
Boobs and a good looking buttock are all well and nice
but Stolas was a really stupid son of a bitch to cheat on lady with a cute face like this.
https://youtu.be/x8G4xrYfWmw

>>149879747
Sexnificent.

>>149879881
he would
owls tend to find the one partner they want and stay with them for life, so its possible that no matter what, he'd want to be with blitzo regardless of if his lust for cawk was eradicated

>>149879929
If that's the case then would he still fuck Blitzo if he was a chick?!?

>>149879940
he'd try, at least

>>149879836
If it stops him from drawing fatfuckery it's a good thing

>>149879881
Maybe but Post-trial I think he knows any attempt to make amends with Stella has sailed, so he could just stay as a single father and a teacher for Octavia.
Hell he might be your wingman and help you hook up with her.

>>149879974
Im mad they ruined octavia by making her a faggot aroace sociopath

>>149879994
Only in Viv's fanfiction

>>149880007
this is your mind on copium

>>149880007
>cannon
Fix the fucking image before posting it again

>>149880055
Cope homo, Viv even endorses it

The more the writers try to make you feel bad for Blitzo, the more unwatchable HB becomes. At the end of the day, sad backstory or no, Blitzo is a hitman who spends all his time and efforts killing people for money.

>>149880068
It's not mine but sure

>>149880128
Thank you

>>149877418
No that's me.

>>149876747
>>149875909
pic related immediately came to mind

>>149880270
Indeed, unless (You) show Stolas that you're here to be his friend and not his lover, he will forever be stuck in an endless cycle of lust
>>149880245
>CONVERT

>>149880108
Even then we don't know why he decided to become a hitman in the first place or why he has to corer the market on human assassination

The next time the Cherubs come back, they need to have their own Loona equivalent. I don't think Heaven has hounds but I guess a horse or unicorn might work.

>>149880406
They get a donkey.

>>149874564
You’re right when you said the pacing is kind of everywhere, but I look forward to what comes next.

>>149880406
Or a lion. You know like Aslan, and to contrast Loona being a dog.

>i'm Anon
>still reeling from the fact that I'm officially engaged to a hellhound named Gigi
>she's a dream, a fluffy, four-legged dream
>she drags me to a party in the Gluttony Ring, hosted by her hellhound friends
>it's... a lot
>hundreds of hellhounds, all loud and boisterous, drinking something that looks like liquid fire and playing darts with little imps
>I'm the only human sinner here, and I feel about as comfortable as a sheep in a wolf's den
>I'm clinging to Gigi’s side, trying not to make eye contact with anyone
>she's wearing a cute little sundress over her fur, but her tail is still wagging wildly in all the excitement
>suddenly, a massive, muscular hellhound jumps onto a stage with a microphone
>"ALRIGHT LISTEN UP, YOU DRUNKEN BASTARDS!" he roars, and the whole room goes silent
>my heart jumps into my throat
>"A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! OUR GIGI HERE IS OFF THE MARKET! SHE SAID YES!"
>a deafening cheer erupts from the crowd
>Gigi's face turns a brilliant shade of crimson, and she instantly hides her face in my shoulder
>I feel my own cheeks heat up, a deep blush spreading from my neck to the tips of my ears
>we’re both a blushing mess, trying to disappear into the crowd
>then the muscular hellhound points a finger at us, "AND FOR THAT, WE DEMAND A DUET! A SONG FOR THE HAPPY COUPLE!"
>the crowd begins chanting, "SONG! SONG! SONG!"
>panic flares in my chest. I can't sing. I'm a sinner, not a superstar
>I look at Gigi, who’s peeking up at me, a mixture of embarrassment and excitement on her face
>she looks so hopeful, so sweet, and all my anxiety just... melts away

>>149881240
>I lean in and whisper in her ear, "You know 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart'?"
>she pulls back, a mischievous grin on her face, and her eyes, shining with joy, meet mine
>she nods, a quick, enthusiastic bob of her head
>we walk up to the stage, hand-in-hand, and grab the microphones
>the music starts, and I start to sing, my voice surprisingly steady
>"Don't go breaking my heart..."
>Gigi joins in for the next line, her voice a little higher and sweeter than I expected
>"I couldn't if I tried."
>we sing the duet together, my voice and her voice weaving together in perfect harmony
>we're smiling, laughing at each other, not even paying attention to the crowd anymore
>it's just us, on this silly little stage, singing a ridiculously cheesy love song
>when we finish, the crowd goes absolutely wild, a thunderous wave of whooping, cheering, and applause
>Gigi, still smiling, leans in and gives me a big, sloppy kiss right on the stage
>my face flushes a shade of red that would make a fire imp jealous
>I'm a human sinner in Hell, in the middle of a crowd of hellhounds, completely and utterly in love
>and honestly? It's the happiest I've ever been.

>>149881240
>>149881244
Very Nice

>>149881240
>>149881244
Cute.

Onahole +
https://e621.net/posts/5765357?q=haltie
= cum explosion I don't care what anyone says

How does Gigi meet her human man? Was Anon his wingman?

>>149881875
Likely and maybe Loona was Gigi's wingwoman

>>149881961
Based. Imagine the double dates.

So it's safe to say Nymo isn't going to learn magic through the conventional channels seeing as the goetia would be hostile to his very existence, and even if Stolas wanted to he wouldn't be able to since he lost his powers and grimoire... so who else could he learn it from? Octavia? But I also don't know if he would want to learn it considering his faith, unless he's pushed to for self defense reasons.

>>149882018
You think Gigi and Loona would flaunt each other or other hellhounds about their human husbands

>>149882380
I don't see Loona doing it unless it's to get back at someone like Vicki for being a cunt to her.

>>149882505
I thought that was supposed to be SinnerTwo as the cat and not Blitzo

>"STOLAS WHY THE FUCK AM I A CAT"
>*Stolas is completely zoinked to answer*

Not really into stoner "humor"

>>149825406
Anon is a shitty self insert.

>>149825135 (OP)
Why the fuck would anyone in hell adopt anyone and then try to be a "good parent" to them?

>>149882617
Newfag

>>149856954
>>149857008
How about an anime self insert male oc?

Oh, the tranime schizo is back. Guess I'll be hiding posts.

>>149825406
Kino.

>>149880406
Heaven Loona mogs original, ngl.

>>149882913
Based

>Anon sacrifices himself to save Loona’s life
>gets sent to heaven
>“Oh, wow! Another sinner has been-”
Send me back. Now.

>>149865113

Writing some Sinner!Two stuff because kitties are cute, and hmofa can be cute, and DHORKs are cute.

>Sinner!Two loves Halloween because its the only time she can walk around without a disguise
>and not much scares her anymore
>her and Agent One go on a bunch of haunted houses
>relatively unfazed until they go on a house with a sudden 'dragged to hell' section
>has a full blown panic attack and leaves shaking in Agent One's arms
>had a less heartbreaking but still negative reaction when an actor dressed as a werewolf jumped out at her on a hayride
>and she preceded to climb up a tree and hiss
>then she realized how high up she was and started whining for Agent One to save her
>Agent One had to call the fire department to get her down

>>149882602
>I thought that was supposed to be SinnerTwo as the cat and not Blitzo

>DHORKs get a one way scrying device to look into hell unseen
>Sinner!Two chatters at the Goetia when she sees them in the device

>>149883224
>kitties are cute, and hmofa can be cute, and DHORKs are cute.
Indeed

>>149883249

The pic is cute but I really don't like Agent Two's face in it. She looks like a Tim Burton character.
Maybe I can salvage it by saying this is her human disguise and she's still figuring out the kinks.

>>149883332
>but I really don't like Agent Two's face in it
The hands are off too but I don't have many Agent One & Two pics like it
Got to stick with what you got

>>149883224
>>149883249
>"Kitties are cute!"
>Meanwhile my cat decided to throw up in the middle of dinner.

>>149883408
kek
>"Clean it up chuddie!"

>>149884062
Chatting about their human male boyfriends.

>>149884362
bee already has vortex you harlot

>>149884375
She's his gay beeard.

im back for some short requests
https://voca.ro/1c5vrDnUE7j8

>>149884552
Fizz reciting the lord's prayer

>>149884552
cooking for ozzie ala steamed hams

>>149884602
https://voca.ro/14SmU9Ak0l2N

>>149884636
Based

>>149884552
making fun of HILTLH(H) Anon and Loona as they're out on a date

>>149884552
Requesting Fizz doing the pizza rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgYMFtxUUw

>>149884552
Got a good one here

>>149884632
https://voca.ro/1m6lsdstBllj
don't mind the country twang coming out on accident
>>149884678
https://voca.ro/17wtZqBlcHb3

>>149884552
Picrel

>>149884740
https://voca.ro/1djrPeDCbdGs

>>149884790
Amazing. Thank you so much.

>>149884760
https://voca.ro/13HjCMnZMnEy
>>149884870
https://voca.ro/1dbtlT1gwBUY

>>149884949
Beautiful
Thank for destroying your voice for me

>>149885142
Absolute Cinema
Thank you very much

>>149884552
Fizz calling Vortex a faggot

>>149882360
Stella has Andre teach Nymo his beginners magic, which due to natural Cambion affinity for magic, he's aces in no time. Which leads to Nymo studying more intermediate magics. Andre seeing how gifted he is devises two plans, one for if his nephew remains loyal to his family and the second for in case he turns his back and rejects further demonic "taint".

>>149884362
>>149884375
Bee would be loyal to Vortex and If were going with her being "Solomon's favorite"
I don't believe Belphegor and Leviathan would mention humans let alone their possible human/sinner boyfriends around her
and if one of them did, there would be a serious altercation.

>>149885551
>Bel and Levy keeping their human boyfriends private around Bee because they're afraid she'll freak out and have another panic attack

>>149885580
>they're afraid she'll freak out and have another panic attack
or worse
>Attack them or kill their human boyfriends fearing they're just like Solomon

>>149884552
If your voice isn't completely fucked from that pizza rant, cut a promo on Blitzo.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oEIzkLr7JzQ

>>149887038
>"It insist upon itself"

>>149887196
I'd insist upon her if you know what I mean

>>149887917
Why would you want to cuck Miller?

>>149885794
>>149885580

>Bel's boyfriend is exactly the kind of person you'd expect to date a sin
>Leviathan's is a normal friendly well adjusted guy

>>149887964
To clarify I mean if she was single. I wouldn't dare cuck a bro like that.

>>149888017
Based
Heard she's the cuddle type

>Instead of Moxxie, Moxanne/Mitzy exist, She's Millie's cousin.
>>149887999
>Bel get's a schizo who can be bit too close for comfort at times but Bel likes someone who cuddles her a lot, makes her sleep easier.
>Leviathan gets a level headed and a pragmatic man who helps balance out Levi's and Thea's constant headbutting.
Fitting.

>>149880406
I think it's better with just the three of them. Makes for more interesting interactions and leaves room for the cherubs to start getting character traits beyond "knock off versions of the IMP crew".

>>149884552
Do the Low Tier God pizza box rant

>>149887196
Should be Moxxie(male).

>>149887038
For Moxxie it would be
>I did not care for Hamilton

>>149888610
>Moxxie hates Hamilton
I'm going buy him the best wine for such an outstanding take.
Fuck that play.

>>149885541
I half expect Andre to try and manipulate Nymo as well.

>>149888610
>>149888764
Now if only Moxxie was allowed to be based in the show.

Need to rest my head on Stella's fluffy chest

>I.M.P. game night in HILTLH(H)
Anon's pick of game. What does he bring?

>>149890180
Ticket to Ride.

>>149890180
A pack of UNO cards