Any hopes and fears for the upcoming Homestuck pilot?
>>149825373 (OP)Absolutely nothing. I'm only somewhat glad because Homestuck is somehow still relevant again in 2025.
>>149825373 (OP)>hopesAll of them.
>fearsAll of them.
>>149825373 (OP)That hussie stays far away banging his 20 years younger gf
>>149825373 (OP)It's going to be an adaptation of the plot, not the whole experience.
There won't be any dicking around with the inventory or adventure game nonsense.
>>149827968You cannot call such a thing HomeStuck.
>>149827968Yeah. And no one can adapt things 1-to-1. Translating a story in one medium to another already requires a lot of adjusting. Now with someone else at the helm, it'll diverge even further.
HSG got nuked by jannies so I'm posting Mituna here now.
>>149828642dogspeed brother
So why was the other thread deleted and not this one? Because it was titled HSG?
I wish he had his nose broken so I could see his mustard blood drool down his lips and fangs.
One time I made a mituna cosplay including the helmet but turns out wearing a helmet like that is really inconvenient so I didn't
>>149828679Whenever you ask yourself "Why did a janny do that?" Always remember. They do it for free.
>>1498286975H0W 0FF 7H3 H3LM37 0R Y0UR P057 15 F4K3 4ND G4Y
>>149828710Both the visor and horns are detachable (so I can take off the helmet and put the horns on the wig instead)
>>149828724That's actually pretty cool! Sad you couldn't get the visor to be completely tinted to block the view behind it but such are the constraints of cosplay.
>>149828679>>149828698They did it only because it was called/hsg/ and no other reason also I wonder if they banned the OP of it
Today, I will remind them
>>149828741He almost certainly got a 3 day vacation.
>>149828733I mean, I'd still like to see things. Keep in mind there's also just a ton of fake hair in front of my face even when wearing the helmet
>>149828755Sounds like quitter talk to me.
>>149828755just get a tulip cosplayer to guide you around
>>149825373 (OP)It's Hussie's last chance at relevancy. Just taking a glance at the Helluvaverse crossover merch alone tells me this is not going to last.
>>149828679Generals get nuked by default usually, yeah.
>>149828785isn't that was Mituna calls Latula? or did I psyop myself into believing my own headcanon
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John "If she's a troll I'm ready to roll" Egbert
John "If she's grey get out of my way" Egbert
>>149828786Why was this given in that case
>>149828816I don't think so. Cute nickname though. Sadly I don't have any real life friends who have read homestuck (though I've recently made some contacts with some fans who I might meet at conventions in the future)
>>149828762same
I guess I'm in the boat of "I just like seeing new good/okay content"
Here's all the new hussie scriblettes.
>>149828838Neat. Where are these coming from?
>>149828842Oh wait I get it now I didn't know what Pound meant in this context
>>149828829Prisounebound op? Idk
>>149828836I'm almost 30 and I have a job. At this point in my life I'm constantly sad and I just want to see some fun stuff related to things I like. I'm going to watch Homestuck I don't care what people say about Hazbin fans ruining it as if the fanbases aren't just as cringe.
>>149828846Homestuck Discord, Hussie's Girlfriend posted them.
How many of you watched Hazbin?
I didnโt say like Hazbin I said watched Hazbin
>>149828813>>149828824>>149828832>>149828838No fucking way. New scribblettes? I am losing my fucking mind.
>>149828858Can I get an invite for convenience? I have no idea how to get there and I don't care to look.
>>149828877I've watched Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. I'm a fan of both.
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>>149828827>As you can see, Dave, yes. I have betrayed our people. But you don't understand. You don't understand the heaven that is going up to yout pelvis in gray meat. They really are like barkbeasts, just like my father always told me. "No son of mine would be caught dead courting an alien." But once you've had a taste, Roxy from sunday school who was saving herself for our marriage just doesn't cut it anymore. I was 16 when I had my first runble in the sburbian jungle. And you know what I did, Dave? For 15 years I prowled street corners sweeping up every gray mama I could find. Teal ones, cerulean ones, rust ones, fuchsia ones. Fatherless half-breeds litter the streets of Earth-C. They still tell stories about me in Little Alternia, hoots from old trolls about John "Sassacre" Egbert and his bag of whips. What I'm saying, Harry, is if you're gonna do this, you better go all the way. Show that shouty gray troll why we've been running the world for five thousand years.
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>>149828827>As you can see, Dave, yes. I have betrayed our people. But you don't understand. You don't understand the heaven that is going up to your pelvis in gray meat. They really are like barkbeasts, just like my father always told me. "No son of mine would be caught dead courting an alien." But once you've had a taste, Roxy from sunday school who was saving herself for our marriage just doesn't cut it anymore. I was 16 when I had my first runble in the sburbian jungle. And you know what I did, Dave? For 15 years I prowled street corners sweeping up every gray mama I could find. Teal ones, cerulean ones, rust ones, fuchsia ones. Fatherless half-breeds litter the streets of Earth-C. They still tell stories about me in Little Alternia, hoots from old trolls about John "Sassacre" Egbert and his bag of whips. What I'm saying, Dave, is if you're gonna do this, you better go all the way. Show that shouty gray troll why we've been running the world for five thousand years.
>>149828920>John "Sassacre" Egbert.Heh.
>>149828877Watched the pilot for Hazbin and thought it was ok. Not enough for me to justify watching the whole series.
>>149828904https://discord.gg/homestuck
>>149828877I had fun with the pilot of the hotel. The rest of it and the HB spinoff were just bluh which is why I'm keeping my optimism leveled. Vivz isn't going to recapture Homestuck's lightning, not even with Toby in the project.
>>149828877I think it and Helluva are alright.....when not doing either Angel Dust or Gay Owl Drama, don't care for those parts.
>>149828920>Not "bag of tricks"
All this buzz and renewed interest in Homestuck made me dig out my old drive from 10+ years ago and has got me looking through folders. What a treasure trove of forgotten memories. Truly it was the blurst of times!
>>149825373 (OP)An incredibly abridged and streamlined version of the regular story but other than that, not really sure what else to expect. Not even sure if I really even want this. I feel like an alcoholic relapsing after a decade sober.It'll probably be a total shitshow but who knows it could be entertaining. Maybe. Let's see how it turns out.
>>149829066The funky fish from Alternia.
Why is John the troll fucker and not Dave or Rose.
>>149829089Because he's the main love interest for Vriska and Terezi plus it's in his family to be a troll fucker
>>149829089Because hes a race traitor, unlike his father, who was a respectable gentleman and went after Lalonde pussy
I hope it dies as fast as possible, my fear is that it doesnt.
>>149829110But anon... you can't fight the homestuck!
Though it's weird and random it's the greatest fandom...
>>149829142>Ace muttering this under his breath
>>149829142Imagine thinking something like Danny Phantom could have a meaningful fandom
>>149829093>Condy didn't just grab Sassacre pre-scratch.>She came back for seconds post-scratch.The man was a beast.
>>149829142>He said to himself, out loud.
>>149829202I was thinking about a peculiar detail recently. In B1 Nanna is considered Condy and Sassacre's daughter but in B2 Poppop is considered their grandson, which is weird but then I noticed that before Sassacre gets shot by Baby Grandpa, Nanna is referred to as his new granddaughter (even though later she would refer to him as her adoptive father). To me this implies that in both universes Sassacre wants to adopt the kids as their grandchildren while Meenah wants to adopt them as their children and only in the universe where he dies does she get her say. Her Imperious Condescension is not capable of changing her hubbie's mind and she just goes with it. If that's not love...
Thinking about this loredump from over on the girl lolcow board, allegedly from Halftruth/Softowl about how Hussie dumped her to date the Vriska cosplayer (not the most recent one, the one who just divorced him) and how he got her fired from WP after they broke up:
https://archive.is/FT5BG
>>149829089Dave and Rose don't fuck trolls they get fucked by trolls.
>>149829089He somehow got both of the scourge sisters to desperately desire for his cock AND somehow got Karkat to developed one-sided feelings for him.
John pure whismy and protagonism is just that hot to a bunch of edgy grey fuckheads.
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What fan adventures should I read?
>>149829464None. They're all bad in the big picture
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>>149829469I'm a Homestuck fan. I like reading things that are bad, just get with the recs already.
>>149829482They're all shit, like what do you want me to say? Karkat goes to a Convention? sburb.exe? Vast Error? Truly groundbreaking stuff, nobody has ever mentioned these before :o The truth is, most fan adventures are bad and/or derivative
>>149829499YOU'RE DERIVATIVE *bounces your breasts*
>>149829464Prisounebound is the only one I'm really familiar with personally.
>>149829052Can I have your folders so I can pretend I was there
>>149829527Classpect the last non homestuck character you came to
>>149829532Based.
>>149829537>Kaede AkamatsuSylph of Life. I can give you the classpects for the entire fucking franchise.
>>149829307You should repost this when ameriburgers are actually awake and most euros aren't working.
why are there no good FRAF forum adventures?
>>149829537I'm not sure where to go with this one
>>149829550I've heard a few for danganranpan and they're usually interesting even though I'm only passingly familiar with the franchise, fire away.
>>149829558:33 D--> FUck Y0u 81tch
>>149829464beneViolents good if you want Cherubs and one involuntary femboy.
Homestuck will never be popular again, Hussie
>>149829482Is that MCride?
>>149829571I get thief of rage vibes from her
>>149829578wwhat the fuck
>>149829566Because FRAF is trash.
My issue with the official Extended Zodiac description for the aspects is that it seems to rely too much on just the "iconic" characters that have already been classpected for that specific aspect and seems to muddle the class's description with it. Like Doom with Mages, or Light with Seers.
>>149829572It's hard for me to break down specifically why they all work without actually breaking down the aspects and classes themselves, because once you have a general understanding of them (or at least the way I understand them), it tends to all fit quite well. I'll give you some of the popular characters though.
>Makoto NaegiHeir of Hope.
>Kyoko Kirigiri Mage of Void.
>Junko EnoshimaSylph of Doom.
>Nagito Komaeda Seer of Light (you could make the argument for Bard of Light).
>Shuichi SaiharaPage of Doom.
>Kokichi Ouma Maid of Void.
>>149829464>What fan adventures should I read?Waterworks, and pray for the author to come back from the war (real life)
>>149829663teenage pregnancy, als0 kn0wn as ad0lescent pregnancy, is pregnancy in a female under the age 0f 20. w0rldwide, pregnancy c0mplicati0ns are the leading cause 0f death f0r w0men and girls 15 t0 19 years 0ld. the definiti0n 0f teenage pregnancy includes th0se wh0 are legally c0nsidered adults in their c0untry.
>>149825373 (OP)>HopesIt's as """"good"""" as the web comic and normies see how lame you are
>fearsMore of you weird freaky chomos come out of your coom tombs
Homosuck's shit, has been and always will be
>>149829683Thank you Ghost Aradia
>>149829620>ShuichiInteresting , I'm guessing your take away is from how he's getting carried most of the time until he learns the system at which time he causes the downfall of the whole thing?
>>149829691more like CHAT-MeGiDo
>>149829698Honestly, compared to most protagonists he carries the game the most (fuck Hajime, useless bastard, but he's a Mage of Doom). But he has so much that he struggles with, and his biggest issue was closing cases. The biggest lesson he had to learn was at the beginning of the game, which was to face the outcome of the truth, regardless of how emotionally painful. He can't escape fate or destiny, and by the end of the game, he's in his element and basically becomes destiny by ending it all.
I forgot I read the entirety of Homestuck up to the middle of Act 6 and did voices for my college roommate because she refused to read it on her own without me doing the voices. Half of them I stole from Octopimp because I started running out of unique voices.
>>149829583>one involuntary femboy.Explain. NOW.
>>149829763He lives in a dystopian hellhole and his only job he could find is a Catboy Cafe, the mans misery incarnate.
>>149829733>act 6 mentioned in the thread
>>149829776What's he look like? Can I fuck him? Can he fuck me? Give me more info, Batman.
>>149829802Read it and find out, its pretty funny.
>>149829464Oroborus Salvation
Weird but unique. The aesthetics are at least cool.
>>149829537>Medusa(Rider)Mage of Heart I guess?
>>149829537Friend from 20th Century Boy is a Lord of Mind.
>>149829802A page from the later ones
>>149829908That's why you're not a TRVE ALPHA
>>149829499KGTAC is the best MSPFA
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>>149829897The guy that caught the interest by the way. His misery is everyones amusement.
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Mallum sees your dick
>Were gonna see Dave in a death battle
Dam not sure how I feel about that
>>149829975VERY INTERESTING BOY RIGHT THERE
Why does twitter hate Andrew Hussie? I havenโt given a shit about this comic in over ten years but I keep seeing memes calling him and Vivziepop evil.
>>149830007Watch this
https://youtu.be/NgxKlx5YtgA?si=GOpNjjhNyUX6642I
And if you have the time, read this
https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2025/08/08/uhc-end/
John should fuck human women so he can impregnate her and have human children.
>>149830007I think people are massive faggots over Vivzie personally but Andrew Hussie IS a stupid fucking faggot.
He's a cocksucker and he just took down the only way for people to read Homestuck before he revealed the pilot.
>>149829482LucidStuck.
An Emo-Scene story about Lucid dreaming and fighting nightmare creatures.
The problem with it is that the dialogue is very much "you can't make your characters say how they feel. That makes me feel angry!", and at points somethings seem to come up and be dropped a few times. But the art is good and it can be endearing.
If you like early 2000's Scene aesthetic it's pretty nice.
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Thoughts on Ellith?
>>149830048I suggest it be Fem!Dave
>>149829985>Wait what?A guy pitched it but the only reason it got turned down was because Homestuck was considered to be too obscure
>>149830007He treats his employees like shit and then makes legal threats any time someone talks about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM9bQvpt_c
>>149830098A cutey that deserves to be bullied.
Also man maybe post images from other fanventures or at least other characters. I love the story and am resposible for the Renity ass screenshot but oversaturation can happen. Maybe show Juncie, Oficus, or even Oxnard
>>149830098She'll die alone and become sunflower fertilizer
>>149830098Good girl. Fine Gorilla.
>>149830034Did anything came out of this
>>149830105I remember seeing a versus image of Jade, John, Dave and Rose against the four main Madoka Magica girls.
That could work
>>149830034Can you summarize? I donโt want to watch a whole video. Mostly Iโm just curious if he actually did bad shit or if itโs twitter zoomers upset he said a no no word or something.
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>>149830131I just want people to see my beautiful wife.
>>149830144The shitshow in the past four days?
>>149830160This is troll society, you can have mutilple wives
>>149830054Why do people have Vivzie anyways? Aside from her being an obese liberal queer but most her haters are that anyways.
>>149830156The video is like three minutes long and just a funny summary of the Hiveswap situation.
But yeah, what
>>149830127 said: he is a shit manager who treats others like trash, threw millions of kickstarter dollars down the drain, and legally threatens people who report on his poor profesional history
>>149830186What a nothing character so far. I wish moonrunes would have cut teal girl and scientist guy
>>149830210She turned an action-comedy into Gay-baby drama, she generally starts up interesting premises but can't write nuance or in an interesting way, she apparently is an ass to work for, she's as greedy as a pig, and ultimately she's successful when she really should, neat least not with the effort she puts in.
>>149829464Seek the Highblood is a good one.
https://mspfa.com/?s=60015&p=1
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>>149830215You take that back, Oxnard is a good(yet morally reprehensible) boy.
>>149825729thats a hope and a fear
>>149830253That guy was entertaining af so far.
Chances of Octopimp voicing anyone?
>>149830186My other wife is a clown.
>>149830240I mean you are objectively correct but I never see this brought up by her twitter haters. They always say shit like sheโs a racist rape supporter that hates transgenders and I have no clue if any of that is true.
>>149830290Nope. He's done with Homestuck. Someone will take over Eridan's voice.
>>149830156The twitter zoomers are the ones defending him because he's "trans" and his detractors didn't respect his gender identity hard enough.
>>149830290Octopimp will have committed suicide within 5 years.
>>149830007Well, if they were real people, they'd hate him because he made Homestuck go utterly down the drain with Act 6, but no, they just hate him for PERFECTLY VALID but lesser reasons like him being a narcissistic shitheel who squandered Kickstarter money and uses underhanded lawfare to destroy people he doesn't like while letting his website waste away and become completely unusable.
>>149830299>OPEN YOUR MOUTH CUZ HERE COMES MAH WANG
>>149830323>who squandered Kickstarter moneyWasn't most of it stolen by those King's Quest faggots?
>>149830252Gamzee jumpscare.
>>149830340Nope, it was Hussie's fault.
https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2021/01/14/more-on-the-hiveswap-odd-gentlemen-debacle/?campaign=sb_series
>>149830354Discord screencaps aren't evidence.
>>149830301Racist: Came from the Mexico episode, and how she draws some Black characters. Mainly I that she didn't lighten the palms. Her excuse for that was "It'd be too complicated" - which is bullshit if you take a cursory look at her character design.
Rape Supporter: one of her writers has a rape fetish and really likes Valentino. She likes him as well. In a grander sense it mainly cause she profits off and likes a terrible "person".
Hates Transgenders: that I don't really know too much. Maybe Sallie mae maybe some other character. More than likely cause she only made one trans character. That or she doesn't sexifiy Sallie mae as much.
>>149830252Dude why did you tell me to read this I'm getting a boner
>>149830340No. Most proof points to Hussie having them do assets for the Act 7 animation instead of working on the game. "TOG took away our money" was an underhanded lie IGPG made.
>>149830340Probably not, that's just Hussie's story, but while I don't think it's confirmed as a definite truth, the real story that's going around is more that Hussie delayed writing the main concept document for years, and the studio ended up stuck doing generic assets and were made to do work on one of the last few flashes, so it's all wasted money and time that didn't go into the actual game and they picked up King's Quest eventually because it would actually make money.
>>149828642adorable lil nigga
>>149830215Theres always later. Its only act 3
>>149828642The jannies on this site are irredeemably shit. They're nuking umamusume threads on /v/, too.
>>149825373 (OP)>hopesthat its not the end of the world
>fearsthat it becones the end of the world
>>149828785>>149828816he calls her that yeah
>>149828877I saw it. it was ok
>The Cindy M. from the WP legal threats to Sarah Z and Gio is the same Cindy as Betelgeuse, the first of Hussie's GFs that we know of publically
How deep does this incestuous Gangbunch/MSPAF rabbit hole go?
>>149829584>he honestly believes thishahahaha
>>149830491Are you actually coming into a 4chan thread full-throated and trying to fight the side of the Sarah Z/Big Joel hit clique?
Since weโre down this rabbit hole I might as well ask. What is the deal with people saying John and Vriska are both mtf trannies? Again I dropped the comic over ten years ago so I canโt keep up this any of this shit but I see twitter mention it.
>>149830527PLEASE PLEASE GOD LET ME VOICE JOHN I'LL DO ANYTHING
>>149830509I'm just reading some history from MrCheeze about TSO, that's all. It's weird that Cindy is the one that's still around (and a high-up at WP no less) while Halftruth and ipgd got turfed out. Apparantly Lexxy was also hanging out in this clique too, which is nuts.
>>149830544Ones because a tranny found a Toblerone, the other got "hinted" in Pesterquest and im pretty sure isnt taken serious.
>>149829537HELP somebody tell me kokichiโs classpect
>>149830186>you can have mutilple wivesonly two, and you have to treat them differently (red romance vs black)
Okay everyone new point of topic
The homestick ttrpg, here's a link to the drive read it over and see how it works. Personally: it's kinda shit. Some good ideas here and there but there's too many things thrown at you
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1roEPiIMP-6AVjE7QeVEcRV5_WInnHfqG?usp=sharing
>>149830601Who says you can't have sex with you're moirail. That's just homies helping homie
>>149830568The Vriska one is the one they take the most seriously. Mtfs are obsessed with Vriska and claimed her as their own years ago. Every Homestuck mtf is a Vriska kinnie.
>>149829527page of heart apparently. what powers would I even have?
>>149830603That tends to be the issue, Homestuck and SBURB feel like they're be amazing fun in a TTRPG if you could get pesterchum working alongside them for roleplay. Then, the systems are just ass, or are based far too much off of things that were contemporary when Homestuck was running (such as D&D 5e).
Which is a shame, because stuff like Pathfinder, both the original and 2e being used as a chassis could offer customisation and class variety that would make the Homestuck experience more viable in a TTRPG.
>>149830544Both were requests fans made using Toblerones though the actual effects are different. The "Vriska is trans" request was fulfilled in Pesterquest, written by Kate Mitchell. The whole route is just going "Vriska did nothing wrong poor little trans girl uwu" and is probably the second worst route in that whole game and can be disregarded.
The "John will transition into June" thing is a thing that's happening in Homestuck Beyond Canon though James Roach, the until-recently lead writer, has stated that June was actually already part of the plan and the toblerone wish didn't change anything. As of right now, June hasn't happened yet though her silhouette appeared in a vision John had
>>149830616pales don't rail
'rails don't pail
>>149830549Lexxy? I think she disappeared from the Internet a few years ago. Her portfolio is still up, but hasn't been updated.
>>149830646>is probably the second worst route in that whole gamewhat's worst? terezi? dave?
>>149830568>all this over a fucking candy barit should've been me to find the toblerone
what would you guys have wished for?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING not HSG
how are we doing on this fine, sweltering morning~ :3c
*Spy voice*
This is a bucket.
>>149830595Maid of Void, here's some other Danganronpa ones if you're interested:
>>149829620.
>>149830616disgusting fake-troll
>>149830662>what would you guys have wished forKarkat starts crossdressing and becomes my personal sex slave irl. Everything else in the comic stays the same.
>>149830632A few possibilities:
1. Emotional epicenter. You radiate a particular emotion that peope will have to feel.
2. BIG SOUL. You have large soul that you can do stuff with. Getsuga Tensho type shit
3. Ultra Instinct. Name on the tin. Though that might be more knight than page. Maybe knight is just the Instinct part with page is this plus BIG SOUL super form.
>>149829527Took the mainstream (RLabs) quiz and the last question has 3 answers I sincerely would choose based on my mood. Between the 3 I either get Heir of Light/Rage or Page of Light
The Page of Light scares me because I feel like I'm being called retarded.
Bros....I'm not retarded am I?
>>149830677I want three wives ! Is that so selfish!?
don't answer that
>>149830657I mean, this is my opinion but I thought the worst one was Feferi. What a complete waste of the only opportunaty that she had to be a somewhat interesting character. Instead both main endings are stupid meta bullshit that adds nothing to Feferi as a character. Genuinly made me mad when I first played it
Should I even ask what this toblerone is?
>>149830632you're the ultimate crybaby
>>149825373 (OP)Say what you will about Homestuck as a story, particularly its wet fart unsatisfying ending, but I always considered it one of the greatest examples of webcomics as a medium, if not THE best example.
Is there anything else that's such a mashup of differing mediums and styles, with such a unique presentation for even it's regular pages (animated gifs and the chatlog/command prompt underneath, rather than speech or thought bubbles)? There is nothing quite like homestuck, or even really comparable to it, despite still very clearly being a web comic - there are no other web comics like it, even the imitators can't compare.
My point is, how can an animated adaptation ever possibly capture what made Homestuck what it was? Homestuck strikes me as something that can only be digital interactive experience; it could be adapted as a videogame, but any other medium would only remove elements.
>>149830641My most pressing issue is with the classpect power.
Read though it and you'll see why I find it... lacking in creativity
>>149830632You'd be a pretty good team-leader once you hit your peak, just as long as you don't let the one thing that's emotionally bothering you sabotage everything.
>>149830697Would just mean you struggle with luck and knowledge (and some other stuff), but if you keep at it, you can become a fountain of knowledge.
>>149830603>You are CONSTANTLY rolling AP/STM, even outside of combat>Not doing so is an alternate rule that still makes you track themWho the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>149830646>Pesterquest>Homestuck beyond canon Is it bad I donโt know what either of these are
>>149830714just a chocolate type of candy hussie memed on
>>149830549>I'm just reading some history from MrCheeze about TSOMay I have a link
>>149828127>Now with someone else at the helmHussie's still the main writer, though.
>>149830720Is it all the times that "you create a clone of yourself/someone else" show up as powers?
Is it memes like Prince of Space's ultimate ability being a suicide bomb that perma-kills them?
>>149830728Id just make it a set dice.
You have this many die and when you have to start something you roll it and the total is homeucn of either you have for that turn. You don't have to roll constantly but major event require the roll
>>149830735Oh. Pesterquest is a non-canon visual novel where each route centers on one character. There's a bunch of writers involved and some are good and some... aren't. Vriska in particular is VERY bad because it completely woobifies her and tries to paint her as a little darling who is a victim in everything. It's less a visual novel about your character meeting Vriska and more "Kate Mitchell explains to you why she thinks Vriska did nothing wrong"
Beyond Canon is the new name of Homestuck^2, which in return is the sequel comic to Homestuck that started in 2019 and follows the plot from the Epilogues novel (also 2019)
>>149830685supporting your wish simply because davekat doesn't become canon
>>149830714Hussie hid a bunch of toblerones somewhere and if you found one you could ask for a wish. Some of those things were implimented into official homestuck material, some wasn't https://homestuck.net/toblerones.html
Reminder that DaveKat is only canon because Hussie's ex-wife was a raging retard fujo.
>>149830252Wait that's it? There's no more? IT WAS JUST GETTING GOOD WTF?
>>149830686>>149830715>>149830723alright that's kinda cool. I can work with this
>>149830766Dave belongs with Jade. Karkat is for ME.
>>149830772>can wish for anything in the story>choose to make 2 characters transbut at the same time idk what i would have voted for, i probably would have shown it to the thread and asked for suggestions
>>149830777The creator is still working on it. He makes a lot of Equius fanart anyway.
>>149830777It's still being worked on
>>149830773>tfw the fujo he got to do the davekat art was a huge dirkjake shipper but at the same time davejade was her OTP and she didnโt like davekatI wonder how she feels about it years later.
>>149830777holy shit gamzee is slayer a chad i forgot
>>149830811Knowing Kate Mitchell, she would probably have written Vriska to be trans either way. And if we believe James so did Hussie in regards to June. So in a way, both those wishes didn't have an effect
>>149830773>be a fujo>still detest DaveKat
>>149830777Still working on it and has a tumblr
https://www.tumblr.com/pastabaguette
>>149830814Do they have a blog? Or a fetish for seeing Equius hurt and suffering?
>>149830815Well they better work on it faster. It's based.
>>149830773>>149830794dave is at best for dirk and at minimum for jade
karkat is at best for terezi and at minimum for this anon
>>149830838You're still stupid, but based.
>>149830840I love Pastabaguette's Darkleer art. It's all so funny
>>149830833>and if we believe JamesWe don't!
>>149830849See
>>149830840
>>149830662>what would you guys have wished for?Nothing after Cascade happening.
Or, to be more restrained, Aimless Renegade's survival, and also Spades Slick surviving over fucking Jack Noir because how the fuck did any of that ever make sense.
>>149830829He really is [OUR GUY].
>>149830866The toblerone stuff was in 2019, you'd be around 8 years late with that wish buddy. Also it's not a legally binding wish, it's just a suggestion
>>149830863>pastabaguetteThank you anon.
i can't sleep. pages for this feel? DON'T use Jade falling asleep, her problem is the opposite of mine
Alright I only stopped in here to ask some questions and maybe make fun of you guys. Iโm going to leave now before I get sucked back into shit I havenโt thought about in over a decade again.
>>149830838it was so random. they aren't even each other's type
who up reading they texts
>>149829403Would John be down to OT3 both Terezi and Vriska, or is he strictly a one (troll) woman man?
>all these equius panels
>no one has posted the BEST part of that comic
Full of more artistic SOVL than all of HS^2
>>149830898His dad brought him right, no sharing
>>149830892see you in 5 minutes!
>be fujo for other fandoms
>cant think of a single homestuck fujoship I like
Probably doesnโt help that the only male character I find attractive is Spades Slick .
>Homestuck threads are back
It's kino
>nu-fandom
Oh, right.
>>149830897the ancient scrolls....
>>149828957D--> lol. Lmao, even.
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>>149830887Think about Vriska hypnotising you
Endgame should've been John and Vriska, Karkat and Terezi, Dave and Jade.
>>149830919>nu-fandomNigga I was into this shit when I was in High School over 15 years ago.
>>149830892Come home, child. Your place is with us.
>>149830922HOLY SHIT
I didn't know about that one. Is it out of print / w )?
>>149830930NTA but yesyesyes.
>>149829377Lol who drew this
>>149830935>endgame should be Karkat and me (anon)Ftfy
>149830932
You don't get a (You).
>>149830866ONE wish anon. you get ONE wish
>>149830852I'm not stupid, I just think two guys fucking is hot. If it's any consolation, majority if not all the Homestuck ships I like are straight.
>tfw never found Vriska interesting and she was my least favorite troll even when almost all my faves are female
Is it because I lack a Y chromosome?
>>149830838Of course you'd hate it, they had their personalities entirely gutted to make this ship work. Everything they had previously was just gone.
>>149830955Sauce
https://www.tumblr.com/possiblewhopper/791610684607741952
>>149830979thats pretty interesting, the only girls i see who like vriska suspiciously also have penises
>>149830900It helps that Pastabaguette knows how to replicate Hussie's Hero Mode on top of already being skilled. Xamag was a child prodigy who had been making official Homestuck art for years, and she still utterly failed at making believable Hussie-style panels.
>>149830998Thatโs what I mean. Every Vriska fan Iโve seen is either male or mtf tranny.
>>149830963>I'm not stupidDepends on the dynamics you enjoy.
>>149830998>>149831012I've literally been flagged as a tranny just for openly liking Vriska. I don't understand it.
>>149830900I'm losing my shit why does he move like that.
>>149831012Why don't actual girls like Vriska?
>>149830777I KNOW RIGHT. I FINALLY GOT MORE EQUIUS AND NEPETA AND I GET B100BALLED
>>149830932I'm giving you a (you) because you deserve it.
>>149831027Pretty girls or ugly girls?
>>149831031Are you really their fan if you don't like seeing them get hurt?
>>149830998>>149831012>>149831027Something something "every man just wants to fuck a female version of themselves" something something Vriska is Hussie's self-insert
>>149831027Because Terezi, Fef and Nepeta exist.
>>149830983The TF2 comics are shit.
Opinion discarded.
>>149831052I wanna fuck a male version of myself. (The joke is I'm a man.)
>>149830881God i fucking love pastabaguette but im so jealous of their talent. I love equius so much I want to skin myself alive and drain all my blood to give to them or something. I want to somehow contribute to the beautiful art they make because im too shit at drawing to make any of my own equius or nepeta art that looks canon like this.
>>149831060Oh, I forgot I'm in a Homestuck thread. Everyone here is a fucking retard.
The most normie girl I know who read Homestuck was a Jade and Feferi fan. She would RP nonsexual davejade and feferidan online with a guy.
>>149831027shes boring, in the typical hussie way. if he gives a character too much attention the limelight burns away any actual likable traits. same with dirk and dave
>>149830900Well, i know what im reading today.
>>149831081Enjoy your Ms. Pauling adventures while half of the mercs get sidelined.
>>149830878Doesn't matter, nothing after Act 5 is real now and Homestuck will be remembered as a really impressive webcomic that went sadly unfinished. I decree it.
>>149830959I consider AR and SS to be a package deal. AR would've executed Jack for his crimes with a big gun and this somehow also leads to Spades surviving because fuck you.
>>149831027Because shes a huge 8itch
>>149831064Just keep practicing on trying to replicate the style anon. You'll either get good at it or stumble into a personal style that will make you cum buckets when you draw your favorite characters in it.
>>149831051No I want more of them getting hurt and more of them getting loved I want more of them in general
>>149831095Fair warning it's really not gonna take you that long to finish it.
>Roxy
>Karkat (pre butchering his personality)
>Jade
My favorite characters in that order. You can guess if Iโm male, female or troon.
>>149831117I want to see them on the brink of death because it gets me goin'
>>149831136youre just a person, anon
Why are John, Dad, Bro, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, and Caliborn the only good male characters?
>>149830754Kinda of. The majir problem is that the Powers are a bit too limiting.
I will say that giving the classes and aspects their own set of powers is a good starter, helps set up a basis. But this a STARTER, Not the whole power system.
Sure each kid seemed to be able to only do one thing in the story but those powers were THEIR specifically, not the whole of the class/aspect. And their were pojtns thay shown the power could go wider, since the aspects have multiple layers of meaning to them. Blood didn't just have literal blood, it was family, friends, responsibility, and bindings. But all it focuses on is relationships. It's a good start but it's still to narrow.
All the Light power are based on Luck, and thats it. No knowledge based powers, no Literal light powers, no relevancy or perception based powers just Luck.
I whay would of done is give each aspect 4 keywords(their literal names and 3 others) and each class their line that we all know + a "tool" (that's their method of use) and say that ypu can create a power for yourself if it fits both the class line and an aspect keyword.
It works for Mage: The Ascension, it could work here.
>>149830922you have given me a new white whale to hunt :33
>>149831122This adventure was wasted potential
>>149831063So you're Dirk?
>>149830650>>149830740https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1eujpk/special_olympics_community_read_day_38_mister/
Speaking of Lexxy, I still remember that "NO ONE LIKES A TRIPFAG" drawing she did for HSG.
>>149831143Don't diss the carapacian characters and the Felt like that.
>>149831143>tfw never cared for John day one since reading the comic in 2011And I stand by it.
>>149831162I do too. I think both her and Xamag ended up denouncing HSG eventually.
>>149830979Despite personally liking long-haired, sharp-toothed blue women with prosthetics, she manages to be so off-putting that I feel zero attraction to her. But I don't like Hussie, either, so perhaps there's something there.
>>149831164Most people in the fandom these days only care about either the humans, trolls, or Cherubs, not so much on the chess people that aren't Wayward Vagabond or leprechauns. But hey, why didn't you include Consorts?
>>149831111I'm 20 years old now though I'm not even . Everyone whose successfull in anything gets famous and makes amazing peak art when theyre like 19 or 20. I have like 4 months left until I'm basically out of time. Im so miserable and autistic and also chopped as fuck.
I made this mspfa to practice the art style a few years ago but I can only do sprite edits, not hero mode stuff. https://mspfa.com/?s=39084&p=1
>>149831195>Most people in the fandom these days only care about either the humans, trolls, or CherubsIt has been like this ever since Tumblr got into the comic, and you had memes about jumping directly into Act 5 or skipping the Intermission specifically.
>>149829977you liike the twiin tower2 of bonebulge biitch?
I might get flak for saying this but Vriska always came off troon coded to me and I donโt mean it as a positive.
>>149831143You forgot the Midnight Crew.
>>149831247Made me raugh.
>>149831228Wait can someone let me know if any of the images are showing up? I havent checked back on this since making it and nothing seems to be loading. Damn. I dont have any of the original files anymore either...
>>149831144>All the Light power are based on Luck, and thats it. No knowledge based powers, no Literal light powers, no relevancy or perception based powers just Luck.The fact that the glossary description of Light doesn't mention "fortune", when that's the dual-meaning word that explains both halves of the Light we see in the comics, tells me they fucked up. Doom also doesn't mention fate when I think that was a big part of Doom.
Create-a-power would work, yeah, but that'd take a real robust system. Harder to do than just throwing a sheet of "here's what this classpect does" at people. Make that how Fraymotifs work, maybe?
Best way I've seen hero powers handled was via FATE, where your aspect is a skill that can be rolled to do anything involving the aspect, and your class is an aspect (ironically) that affects how good you are at doing whatever with it. For instance, Princes get bonuses to destroying/destroying with, but penalties when trying to use it for more creative ends.
Vriska did plenty wrong, but she also did have a chance at a genuine redemption.
Then hussie said nah fuck it and nuked her.
Personally I enjoyed Problem Sleuth more.
>>149831278No, only the first image loads. Maybe you got hit with the imgur takedowns or something?
>>149830963alright, post your ships
>dirkdave (davejade is cool too)>johnvris (johnroxy is cool too)>karkat x terezi (nepkat is cool too)>joey x xefros>rose x kanaya>mituna x latulabonus crackship because it'd be funny as shit
>gamzee x vris
>>149831278Seems fine, just a little slow.
Would John and Rose work together nowadays?
>>149831290The Clock Tower Cannon sticks out in my head as one of the coolest things ever.
Are all Vriska fans troons? Bad faith answers only.
>>149831322Anyone that likes things I dislike are automatically troons
I wonder when the hype/dread will die down and we'll go back to not having homestuck threads until we get a 2nd trailer or smthn with more shit in it a few months from now
anyways join the discord https://discord.gg/5q3KHHKHAA
>>149831322yes because egg vriska fans could theoretically transition later
>>149831027she's cool but her peak was her last living conversations with john before her JUST death. I feel like her arc truly ended there in an impactful tragedy and anything after was just dragging it out
still like her though but she's not my favorite
>>149828877I saw the pilot, and then eps 1-3. Trooncore, but Adam was great as was his song. Then the obese bitch said that they weren't planning to come back to the character.
Are you enjoying the Vriscourse?
>>149831143STERN FATHERLY CONFUSION
>>149830098Love her but Renity narrowly wins best prisounebound girl for me
>>149831349a new age of vriscourse is about to begin
x, 4chan, tiktok, instagram the whole internet will echo to the sounds of children arguing about vriska serket, thief of light
>>149831302Not them but Iโll post mine and you can judge.
>davejade>dirkroxy>soluxeridan one sided kismesis >karkatxme>condese x pssionicThatโs all I remember itโs been awhile since Iโve read the comic.
>>149831359>*smacks her ass and watches it jiggle*
>>149831363and it's going to be the exact same as the first vriscourse. At least there'll be more porn of her and honestly all I want outta homestuck being big again.
>>149831322Not necessarily troons but all Vriska fans have a Y chromosome. They either want to marry her or self insert as her.
>>149831306Yeah I didn't have a plot, I just wanted to practice the art style. Maybe I'll pick it back up and try to make a funny little thing out of it...? Maybe I've improved since then..
Arent you guys scared over the likelihood of it being a reboot?
>>149831363FUCK I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT WITH A NEW AUDIENCE BEING INTRODUCED TO TROLLS IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN *AGAIN*!
>>149831322>Manipulator/abuser behind damn near everything, influence extends much further than makes sense>Unbelievably lucky, things always work out in her favor>Never learns a lesson, continues being the same huge bitch she's always been, gets away with it>Every time she's meant to die or fade into the background, she randomly comes back with a vengeanceTroll Girl Hussie.
>>149831399>caring about something I was into as a teenagerAnon I wouldnโt be bothered if they made it a live action action disney channel movie at this point. The only reason Iโm even posting here at all is out of nostalgia.
>>149831363I survived "Garrosh did nothing wrong" as a WoWfag, how much worse could this possibly be?
>>149831402Yeah get ready for basically the first western case of Anime-Onlys rehashing discussions already had by people who read the manga/light novels.
>>149831332This. It's why I consider Eridan, Gamzee, Jade, Sollux, and Terezi fans to be troons.
I donโt know if Iโm hungry enough to eat a whole bowl of ramen should I risk it?
Vivzie Pop being a major producer is pretty worrying.
>>149831429I'm totally not saying this because Terezi happens to be one of my favorite HS characters, but now that I think about, I have never come across a Terezi Stan who was also a troon.
>>149831445Why? Itโs not like she has any control over the writing. If anything sheโll only be involved in overseeing the animation side of things.
>>149831454>saying stan at allI'd look inwards if I were you.
>Time
Timelines, mechanical, mementos, fire.
>Space
Literal space, traveling, motherly, creation.
>Light
Knowledge, luck, fortune, success.
>Void
Unknown, mystery, nothing, emptiness, darkness.
>Breath
Wind, freedom, carefree.
>Blood
Bloodlines, relations, bonds, teamwork.
>Mind
Choices, intelligence, rational.
>Heart
Potential, self, acting, emotions, love.
>Hope
Optimism, dreamer, care, protection.
>Rage
Anarchy, justice, chaos, conviction.
>Life
Growth, natural, beginnings.
>Doom
Fate, endings, suffering.
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>>149831370>davejadeI feel you. this is a good one because jade just by being dorky unravels his cool guy bravado
>dirkroxyvehemently dislike this ship simply because I love their pure platonic bond
>soluxeridan one sided kismesis this was always a funny ship
>karkatxmebased. what made you fall for him?
>condese x pssionichas potential, need more scientific studies to conclude
overall pretty good taste there
PR8SE THE L8RD!!!!!!!!
8MEN!!!!!!!!
>>149831445You guys overestimate how much producers are involved in the actual creative process. If anything sheโs just letting Huss use her studio monkeys to make it
>>149831466Stan, fan, fag, who cares. I was honestly going to write "Terezifag" at first but the kind of people I'm thinking about wouldnโt use that vocabulary to begin with.
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>>149831422What if we just started feeding the anime-onlys bullshit made-up "spoilers" that they can't verify without looking up what happens and there by spoiling themselves for real?
>>149831370Okay, being a Karkat yumejoshi cancels out the cringe.
>>149831485where's the one where she's Jewish?
>>149825373 (OP)I wanted Hamsteak to stay dead and keep being a footnote in internet history, not revived thanks to Hasbeen Hussie locking lips with Vizvie
>>149831501Vriska would never kill our s8vior
Vriska ruined my taste in women forever
>>149831492>fuck with them via mentioning fantrolls as if they're real>mention a SBAHJ sburb session>NEVER mention nepeta's death, imply she godtiers even>make up a larp religion so it looks we've been stuck here so long we started worshipping the characters
I donโt care if you guys think Iโm wrong. Hussie using Vivโs studio is better than him attempting to start his own or use some no name indie studio that has never made a cartoon before.
>>149831528you mean improved?
>>149831518THAT'S WHAT HUSSIE WANTS YOU TO THINK
>>149831533>make up a larp religion so it looks we've been stuck here so long we started worshipping the characters>so it looksYou had people here form one just yesterday unironically.
Paradox Space felts.
Upgrade or downgrade?
Itchy and Matchsticks got the worst redesigns
>Toby wanted to voice John because he canonically ends up fucking her and Toby is a Terezifag
>>149831484>what made you fall for himHis original character before it got ruined. Even though heโs an angry asshole he was selfless and cared about all his friends.
>>149831471doom is such a downer
>>149831559fucker do you think anyone would seriously form a religion on 4chan?
>>149831284That fate system could honestly work as well.
Though I'm going to elaborate in what I mean.
In Mage The Ascension "Mages" can control 9 major parts reality. They do magic by choosing an aspect and saying how they want to after it. Kf they can convince reality (aka the Story Teller) that they should be able to do it then they can. They still need to make some rolls as a skill check but they can do it. They want to read a guy's mind; 2 dots of Mind should do the trick. They want to read the minds of people in a given area? Mind+Space.
There's also tools a "Mage" uses to help with the magical process. Sure you cna use a full 5 dots of Space to open a portal, but if you write down on a wall a complex magic circle made of weird paint then it'll be less effort to do. It's creativity and ingenuity, figuring out how you need it to be done and how to get it done.
Here's a HS example of what I'm meaning.
A Mage and a Prince are in a room , both a Space player and they need to mess with gravity. A Mage would pull out his Mage-Tool and do something complex to alter gravity to his whim. A Prince would go to the middle of the room, punch the floor and "destroy" the gravity of the place for a while. To add a bit more a Bard of Space would problem March around the around the room for a while, with gravity gradually getting lessened as it's getting destroyed as well. Each character gets similar thing done but does it through different method. The Mage intellectually controls it, with the Bard/Prince gets rid of it.
The Bard get rid of though his specific Presence; the Prince gets rid of it through his specific Action.
Each a different means, each a different method.
Did Octopimp really delete all his homestuck videos?
>>149831579On /x/ atleast it wouldnยดt surprise me that much.
>>149831492the perfect crime
>>149831302>Grimdorks (Spider8reath was good as a plot point, but don't like it as endgame)>Karezi>Davejade >Jadekat is a cute alternative, same for Johnrezi>Meowrails (either platonic or romantic, but frankly prefer it evolving into the latter)>SnowSlick>EriRoxy as a fun crackshipRight now nothing else comes to mind. The only ship I vehemently dislike even more than Davekat is probably Vrisrezi.
>>149831579If they can form a cult on Roblox, we can form our own Homestuck religion.
>>149825373 (OP)10 years of scams in Kickstarters lmao
Homestucks morons are like Nintenfags
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>>149831579>He doesn't remember The cult of Kek
>>149831604Hey man go tell that to Hussie asskissers on Tumblr and Xitter, not us.
>>149831564IT'S ALL A PART OF THE PLAN.
>hussie gets all the vriska cosplayers>toby gets all the terezi cosplayers>secret deltarune hints in the homestuck cartoon>finished panumbra phantasm in the homestuck cartoonthis is just the beginning, when the show comes out and all the toby fox fans watch it they're going to be digging for deltarune lore shit anyways, they already have started doing it for the original webcomic and I imagine shit like "undertale is post-scratch deltarune" is already a thing in the DT circles and these theories will get stronger with the show.
>Pilot couldโve had soulful MSPaint aesthetic
>instead go for ugly sharp storytime youtuber looking shit
cowards
>>149831573It is, but it also leads to pretty cool characters. Like in canon, we have Mituna, who despite getting fucked over by fate, is still well-liked and has a hot girlfriend. A Knight of Doom is someone who's just doing their job, and a Page of Doom can end up choosing whose destiny to end. Witches of Doom fuck with prophecies, but I'd be most scared of a Sylph of Doom.
>>149831616wait that was serious I thought it was a joke
>>149831589okay yeah maybe on /x/ because they're already schizos over there
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>>149831570the hurt on his face in jade: enter haunts me to this day
>>149831564>implying it will ever get that far
>>149831634The endgame is Hussie and Toby fucking.
>>149831582what happened to him? why did he distance himself from homestuck?
How do Vriska fans justify her paralyzing Tavros? Not joking looking for a genuine answer.
>>149831581More or less the same idea, yeah, though FATE's very freeform compared to WoD.
WoD's probably a better example, though. An ideal Sburb tabletop should both be mechanically convoluted and narratively-driven.
>>149831665They unironically claim that Tavros is a rapist or some shit and deserved it.
>>149831665It's good because she's hot and I would happily let her do that to me
>>149831665Tavros was a chaser
>>149831660Who fucking knows. Ironically his buddy who voiced a lot of characters including Sollux in his videos is now an animator that works on Helluva and he made a lighthearted joke about the whole thing so I doubt he cares.
>>149831665Tavros is a fag and I would've crippled him myself, too.
>>149831665why would they need to justify it? some villains are based characters
>>149831655>implying they haven't fucked already>>149831665It's bad but it's funny to tell people "vriska mind controlled an autistic mexican boy off a cliff" so it's justified
>>149831665I thought Vriska fans liked her because she was a psycho, doubt they care for an explanation
>>149831634>I imagine shit like "undertale is post-scratch deltarune" is already a thing in the DT circles and these theories will get stronger with the show.Theres that and even a Fan AU that is effectively a scratch for the game itself already, yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoX02QLFOmY
>>149831399>>149831417dude don't even joke like that
>>149831675>>149831684>>149831688>>149831691>>149831700Iโm asking more specifically the Vriska trans fans who claim she did nothing wrong not the people who appreciate her as a villain or just want to fuck her. I want to know how they justify it.
>>149831691Then the endgame is marriage. Hussie just needs to realize his true mate has been in front of him the whole time.
>>149831701Eeeeh, Chapter Rewritten is more like something in the 'underswap' lineage of AUs than a scratch, there's already a bunch of deltarune AUs that are working off the same concept as chapter rewritten, which is doing underswap but for deltarune, so it's not even that novel for the fandom
HUSSIE
YOU RIPPED OFF MY HANDS A BEAUTIFUL SHIP
AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT
>>149831724>I want to know how they justify it.Tavros deserved it for being annoying.
>>149831561I really like the Paradox Space art, but I don't think it's really comparable with the original designs. It works, but you understand it's not really trying to be MSPA or imitating how Hussie draws to be a replacement, unlike the shit you see happen with Beyond Canon.
The worst ones are Fin, and Snowman and Clover for being drawn with visible mouths to begin with.
>>149831724>the Vriska trans fans who claim she did nothing wrongOh the justification there is that they think Tavros is a chaser (creep that tries to date/fuck specifically trans girls)
When will that Jaderose nigger kill himself? Also RoseMary and Johnrose are too of the most mid ships in the webcomic.
>>149831733I think there was some official art recently that gave us a crumb of it, which is nice.
>>149831754Don't fucking summon him!
>>149831302Every single nervous investor option.
>>149831733This is my second favorite Karkat ship and probably the best that could have come from canon. I donโt know what Hussie was thinking honestly when both davejade and karezi were set up so well.
>>149831766What is it with that autist and his obsession with that dogshit ship, and how kong has he been doing this shit?
>>149831733I feel your pain, brother
>>149831371Can you believe this shota piece of shit bagged that ass. And also bagged some surfer bitch to be his moirail.
Built for Shota cock
>>149831746>not wanting to have sex with transgenders makes you a bigot>but also wanting to have sex with them makes you a bigot tooWhat.
>>149831795It's not about wanting to fuck them, its being weird about them being a girl with a dick or smthn.
>>149831754>Also RoseMary and Johnrose are too of the most mid ships in the webcomic.That's practically a compliment considering how many terrible ships Homestuck has that are also popular.
>>149831804I mean that is the main reason to want to have sex with them for people attracted to them isnโt it?
>>149831790Absolute trvth nvke. Please post him if you have it that's the only picture of him I have saved other than this one.
>>149831817Wow, these people have fucking awful taste in ships.
>>149831598>>Grimdorks (Spider8reath was good as a plot point, but don't like it as endgame)What's good about it tho? It's just a reusage of the nerd with girl clichรฉ that's been around since the 80s. Honestly I feel like John's pesterlogs with any girl are kinda mid โ but especially with Rose because there's little to no real chemistry between the two.
>>149831830Anon theres a whole section with him, plus all the other sections with him talking with ellith (the best parts imo)
What is the opinion on dirkjake here? I know on tumblr it was considered abusive on Jakeโs end.
>>149831853Oh no I got those, I just don't have any fanart of the boy.
>>149831817>HomestuckYeah, except Rosemary is irredeemable dogshit in everyway and I completely hate every aspect of it. Basically the one I hate the most, however the shittiest one is probably Davekat because it straights up breaks canon.
>>149831841Fun fact: despite being the top 2 ship, neither Rose nor Kanaya made the top 10 favorite characters. Really makes you think!
when it comes to ships, i think grimdorks is good in the earlygame, like if the kids never played Sburb John and Rose would've fucked and had kids at some point (ultimate good ending), and I'll probably champion it around nustucks. Past act 5 it's spider8reath all the way, past act 5 john fucks ONLY troll women, specifically Vriska.
>>149831868I wouldnt even know where to look to find Korpus fanart
Terezi and Vriska is a complete fucking dogshit ship and only pushed by mentally ill Vriskafags.
>>149831883Ok, but the other anon called it "mid", as in just mediocre instead of bad or terrible.
>>149831905start making it yourself
>>149830898By troll romance systems he would be required to. And you know Vris/rezi couldnt help but fall into some ashen hellfuck situarion with John 's dick
>>149831893I never liked grimdorks because I never cared for John. Stridercest was best.
>>149831893>implying John wouldn't sit in the cuckchair and watch his wife get satisfied by BVLLs
>>149831817How can Dirk and Jake be the top M/M ship but Dave/John and Davekat are still higher??
Iโm not gay but i would milk equiusโ udders
>>149831944Dirkjake is just fujo Davejade. Prove me wrong.
>>149831863What the other guy said. Also, let's not pretend the entire conceit behind Dirk and Jake is not JohnDave as interpreted by a fujo
>>149831908Don't care nigga.
>>149831920This.
>>149831927I think you should kill yourself.
>>149831944I think those on the right are just decorative examples.
Homestuck is yours for the reading, but you'll have to find it first! I took down everything I made in the Unofficial Archive.
>>149831986You should do that first considering you relate to the webcomic's biggest cuck.
As someone who has never heard of this where do I start?
There's like a billion things.
>>149832024If you want to read it then first you'll have to find Homestuck itself.
>>149832024With the actual piece of media that Homestuck is, the webcomic. Try to find the Unofficial Collection somehow, don't know if you even can after Hussie took it down.
>>149832024You download the Unofficial Homestuck Collection and just start reading it
>>149831983>JohnDave interpreted by a fujo revolves around Dave sexually manipulating and harassing John
>>149832024here.
https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection
https://www.youtube.com/@Voxushttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHO1rc05qiGtAidSBy_8jsEOlHXR6x4cd
https://mspa.chadthundercock.com/read/6/001901
pick your poison ig
>Actually getting to reading the work is as convoluted as the actual work itself
Bravo, Hussie.
>>149832014THE ONE P8CE IS REAL!!!!!!!!!
What character got butchered the most by Hussie?
Homestuck X Helluva Boss crossover soon
>>149832103>Alastor jobbingBusiness as usual.
Equius is a good character
>>149832103Itโs crazy how much Vivzie hates her own OC.
>>149832127As is default Alastor is being made someones bitch.
>>149831598>>Grimdorks (Spider8reath was good as a plot point, but don't like it as endgame)kinda cute but I feel like they don't have enough in common
>>Karezican't believe hussie sunk this
>>Davejade this is a good one. very wholesome
>>Jadekat is a cute alternative, same for Johnrezijade would've gotten so much more love from the fandom if she had more conversations with karkat. people forget she may be a goofball but isn't afraid to clap back when being hounded
>>Meowrails (either platonic or romantic, but frankly prefer it evolving into the latter)based. platonic ships are so underrated
>>SnowSlickI always found this intriguing too but there was never enough to go off
>>EriRoxy as a fun crackshipkek haven't heard this one before
>Right now nothing else comes to mind. The only ship I vehemently dislike even more than Davekat is probably Vrisrezi.whats wrong with vrisrezi?
>>149832176Itโs funny how leaks have already confirmed him jobbing to Vox in S2 and being Rosieโs bitch.
>>149832203Yeah, that facade of him being any sort of big deal collapsed in on itself in no time.
Now heยดs the deer fuckboy.
>>149831746But Tavros didn't want to fuck Vriska. She was the one chasing him.
>>149831863it's sorta cute but dirk is too good for jake desu
>considered abusive on Jakeโs endelaborate?
>>149832226There was a popular tumblr user whose whole thing was that Jake was manipulative and evil for how he ignored Dirk when they were โdatingโ. The only reason I remember it is because she got involved in the whole Zamii drama shit.
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>>149832192cute crackship (unless you read the post-canon)
How come nobody suggests new readers to use web archive to read? You only need to install Ruffle for the flashes to work
>>149832141my friend hasn't met equius yet in story. but he's seen his cantuar's testicle handle and hates it the most out of all their names. and when I asked him his impression of each troll before we started he guessed equius was homeless, yet still has better fashion sense than eridan
>you vil eat ze grubs
>you vil live in ze hive
>you vil vassalize all your quadrants
>troll women vil not fuck human men
>>149832252Iโll keep it brief since no one here wants to talk about Hazbin but Alastor is Vivโs edgy doughnut steel OC from middle school and the pilot built him up to be this huge secret manipulator threat. In the actual show she made him job in his first real fight that wasnโt against low level mobs and season 2 leaks show heโs going to job once again and is basically another characterโs bitch.
>>149832240>ZamiiBlast from the fucking past
>>149832240what nonsense is this shit kek. jake's whole thing is that he's retarded and wishy-washy. yes it hurts those around him but he's not doing it out of malice
>the whole Zamii drama shithuh?
>>149832294damn shame. he's like the best character in that mess
>>149832315Zamii070 was a homestuck fanartist and became infamous as the first victim of gangstalking from the internet purity police after she didnโt draw a Steven Universe character far enough. She attempted suicide and it let to a war between /b/ and tumblr and some of the people who harassed her even got court summons. Crazy how now itโs such a normal thing to happen on twitter to fanartists but she was the first major example.
>>149832359christ on a crutch. I wish there was a single good social media site to follow art blogs these days without seeing crazy people
>>149832024You want the unofficial homestuck collection + asset pack v2:
https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/releases/tag/v2.7.0 https://archive.org/details/asset-pack-v-2-the-unofficial-homestuck-collection
There are some fun mods too like browser themes and other random shit:
https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/wiki/Third-Party-Mods
Highly recommend you go into the settings and turn off "problematic language" censorship for the authentic experience.
>>149832416Unfortunately its all Twitter these days and the crazy people swarming.
Someone make a new thread
>>149832424The funny thing about the "problematic language" part is that some tranny went through the trouble of making a slur replacement mod that censors and changes a bunch of other shit on top of the harsh language, like John saying Dave is white.
>>149832582Is there a way to turn it off?
>>149832424>Highly recommend you go into the settings and turn off "problematic language" censorship for the authentic experience.I don't recall seeing that? I thought that was a third-party mod.
>>149831754>>149831766>>149831783I was asleep, sorry. To answer your question, I've been in on JadeRose since late 2009, or in other words, pretty much as soon as we got to know Jade.
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>>149832630Please kill yourself <3
>>149832624Can't check atm but I think there are some builtin censorship toggles that you can check or uncheck. There are also mods that are way more extensive for people who are honestly too fragile to even be alive and those mods can safely be ignored. For new readers: check or uncheck boxes to show all slurs and offensive language.
>>149832675why do you guys hate this anon so much?
>>149832475I'll get on it
>>149831359She looks like the kinda gal that can really clog a toilet.
>>149832703You will never get your ship and everyone reviles you as the ugly piece of shit you are.
>>149832696Because he's an autistic loser with nothing better to do except obsess over an objectively terrible ship. Honestly, I bet the moment he loses access to the Internet for one day, he'll kill himself.
>>149832803Do you think I'm expecting it to proceed any further in beyond canon? I literally got them procreating, that's enough gratification to last me a lifetime. I can fanonize intimacy around that as much as I please.
It's gotta be unhealthy to fixate on me enough to ask about my whereabouts in a thread I hadn't even posted in yet.
>>149832829Don't care, kill yourself. Plus Homestuck^2 isn't canon.
Downside homestuck coming back is JR and hypnofag can continue to spaz out here, sad
>>149832223You need to remember that Vriska is so fucking fat that she has her own gravitational orbit, ensuring that everyone and everything revolves around her, so technically, Tavros is chasing her at all times.
>>149832829Do you even care about the pairing beyond porn-related reasons? Like, how their personalities interact.
>>149832849Canon is a transient concept. The notion is raised, Yiffy will always exist in your mind, and you know how she came about.
>>149832883Yes. I like to think of how they interact plenty. Jade as a girl who acts silly, but is actually serious. Rose is a girl who acts serious, but is quite happy to be silly. They work quite well together, though I recognize the dynamic is just mirroring JohnRose in many ways, I simply prefer Jade to John. I don't feel like there needs to be much more reasoning to enjoying a ship, the fact that they rarely spoke in the comic is merely a failure of Hussie's handling of Jade, not the characters themselves.
>>149832887Idc Homestuck^2 isn't canon and you should kill yourself.
>>149832923You're right it's not canon. It's Beyond Canon. It's moved past Canon. It's time to move on. You can't keep fixating on the same old webcomic forever.
>>149832919Nigga, everyone hates you. Go castrate yourself with a knife.
>>149830048Lalonde hands typed this post
>>149832923If you didn't care, why would you even bring me up?
>>149832936So it's not canon? Also you still obsess over the same terrible ship over and over again for 16+ years. Get a job or atleast kill yourself.
>>149832953Hussie hated me long before you. Yet I thrive in the face of opposition.
>>149832985No it's Beyond Canon. Also I'm not the Jaderose shipper I'm just countersignalling because you're a huge histrionic faggot. Though maybe I'll start Jaderose shipping from now on and make these threads unusable to you without getting you angry.
reminder that in the original homestuck jade and rose talked 1 to 1 only a total of 4 times
and they were pretty passive aggressive agaisnt each other
>>149833014I always interpreted it that Rose saw Jade as an enigma to unravel, and Jade, in her usual fashion, doesn't question her own mystery and just goes with the flow (which worked out until it didn't).
The lack of material is Hussie's own faults. He refused to develop Jade, he refused to even try. Count how much Rose talks to anyone other than Dave and weep.
>>149833013>samefagging on /co/>picrelated>>149832991Rightfully so, and the only reason why you got any satisfaction was just IPGD inserting her disgusting fetishes. Cope and rope.
Why did the bitch lie to him? She saw John die and had the gall to tell him "you're gonna do fine"
>>149833048more like they didnt talk to each other because they didnt like each other
and rose talked to dave a lot because she wants to fuck him (she did) yes
>>149833079Now Dave is dead/a fag and Jade is knotting and knocking her up. Too bad so sad.
>>149833079A worthless supposition.
This is why Hussie offscreened the beta kids reuniting. It's not that they're not friends, it's that he was unable to portray them as friends. His abilities as an author were, and remain, inadequate.
>>149831246eridan's on the floor i presume
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>>149831729the other puppet is not only /our/ au, but it IS scratch deltarune, its lore begins with that kris and spamton swap because of scratch-like events
>>149833093Homestuck^2 isn't canon
>>149833048>making up delusional headcanons on a dead webcomic GEG!
>>149833014>they were pretty passive aggressive agaisnt each otherI don't recall this
>>149831579We got a discord now too. We're gonna go as far as we can with it, yes.
>>149833111>>making up delusional headcanons on a dead webcomicYes.. that's what we do here. That's the entire mission statement. That's the task at hand. That is our calling.
What, did you never actually participate in HSG? Did you actually get into the fandom at /aco/ exclusively?!
>>149833096Ok, you're high as fuck on copium lmfao.
>>149833111It's Beyond Canon, so even more Canon than Canon.
>>149833151Or: I believe Hussie when he says they're friends, and the fact that they didn't communicate much during the most hectic day of their lives was incidental and not indicative.
>>149833168Soooo not canon? Got it.
>>149833135Everyone just shitposts about Johnrose mostly. You're a whole new level of autism because you shit up every thread on /co/ with your delusions and dogshit taste. I can see why Hussie, and everyone else here, completely hates you.
>>149833191Cope harder lol.
>>149832141Agreed. Hell yes
>>149833200>Everyone just shitposts about Johnrose mostly. No, anon. There's a lot more to shipping than that. You are willfully ignorant and only seeing what you want to see. And the desperation is honestly sad.
>>149833200>everyone shitposts about one of the OG popular shipsnice joke
>>149833220Buzzwords aren't as fun to engage with. Give me more sincere vitriol, I need substance, this is the soda of engagement.
>>149833244Yeah, it's mostly just shitposting lol. Now I'm just beginning to suspect that he made Rosemary a thing to spite Grimdorksniggers.
>>149833230>And the desperation is honestly sadNo words...
>>149833297Not everything Hussie did was a plot to spite the audience.
>>149833315Ok, but he pretty clearly did that to spite Grimdorksniggers. I don't see any other reason lol (maybe outside of pandering to Tumblrites)
>>149833346I for one simply think Hussie actually thought that Kanaya and Rose quipping at each other was the height of romance. The man fails to understand a lot of things.
Sooo Equius and Nepeta. Amirite?
>>149833297>>149833346nta but kanaya liking rose was hinted at before rose even went grimdark
>>149832874Probably ask the mods to ban them (they most likely won't do shit sadly)
>>149833392What, exactly, do you think that I do that's worthy of any kind of moderation?
>>149833384I know. But I don't think it really had much of any actual "affection" from Rose lol. It seems at best a distant and cold relationship between the two. Infact, I think the only character that Rose actually did liked was Dave Strider (Anglo-Saxon habit of enjoying incest?!?!?)
>>149833412Nobody likes you + you sperg here 24/7. Get a job
>>149833459These are not bannable offenses.
>>149833465You're right. They're worthy of an execution.
>>149833505Alas, your blood is not purple enough to make that call.
>>149833522I am of pure Fuschia blood, lil nigger. I order you to be beaten to death via shovel.
>>149833545sorry what was that, all I heard was glub glub glub glub glub
>>149833605>sorry what was that, all I heard was glub glub glub glub glub
>>149833297>Yeah, it's mostly just shitposting lol.And yeah, I think youโre a fucking retard for believing that.