Thread 149829851

Literally no suit has ever been worse than this and I'm counting everything, even the redesign threads here on /co/. All they had to do was use his same suit from the last scene of no way home, it was perfect aside from the mask. This new one looks like it was designed by the retards who designed the characters for Ben 10 Alien Force.
I haven't even ever heard anyone give any specific reasons why they think it's good. Youtubers just told them it was the best for no reason and they parrot it.

>>149829851 (OP)
>This new one looks like it was designed by the retards who designed the characters for Ben 10 Alien Force.
What an autistic comparison.

>>149829851 (OP)
It's like the designers were just in it for the paycheck and only threw on whatever they thought was obligatory.

>literally spider-man ripped straight from the comics
>”No, this actually fucking SUCKS!”
MCU derangement syndrome is a real condition

>>149829927
Show the comic.

>>149829927
Also even if that lie was true it would still be a stupid decision. Hell it would have made more sense to just use Tobey's again than it would to use an exact replica of a comic suit.

>>149829851 (OP)
This is way better than any of the MCU suits

>>149830033
This is an mcu suit. Also that's bullshit and you know it. It's even the worst Tom Holland suit somehow.

>>149829851 (OP)
This actually fucking SUCKS!

>>149829927
>>149830033
>>149830067
Not beating the allegations. I literally asked for something SPECIFIC that you shills liked about it and you can't name one.

>>149829851 (OP)
It's just the last swing suit but with colors corrected so the blue isn't fucking cyan and that bizarre shape on his abs is gone. Get a grip, CWC.

>>149829980
raimi fanboys are insufferable. you faggots have never been pleased with anything after that trilogy. just admit you don’t really care about spider-man, at least you’d be more honest.

>>149830640
Why should anyone be pleased with TASM and MCU? What do YOU know about Spider-Man defending those?

>>149830665
>he admits it
that’s a good start. also i never said i liked those either. i’m just wondering why you’re sperging out over this new costume when there’s nothing wrong with it, other than it not looking like the one you grew up with.

>>149830696
I'm >>149830457, retard.
>you faggots have never been pleased with anything after that trilogy.

>>149830640
Raimi cocksuckers are the Marvel equivalent to Snyderbros. You can’t reason with them. Just laugh and make fun of their mental illness.

>>149830716
so then why are you arguing with me when i wasn’t even talking to you? lmao.

>>149830755
Because TASM and MCU have never given anyone any reason to be pleased. Can't you read?

>>149830778
i don’t care about talking to your retarded ass. i just want an answer out of the guy i was initially talking to before you came in guns blazing defending tobey the fatfaced cryder-man.

>>149830824
It's an imageboard, brown, not tinder. Get used to it.

>>149829927
Peter is a cuck in the comics

>>149830837
not brown. you wanna try that again, sweetheart?

>"I like this thing"
>miserable /co/ niggas: >>149829851 (OP)

>>149830882
They’re just mad it’s not muh Tugboat

II wish that every poster that even mentions capeshit dropped dead. You faggots are worse than Loud Housefags, who at least have the decency to stay locked away in a general on another board.

>>149829851 (OP)
>Dollar store raimi suit
Grim

>>149830933
then don’t bump threads about things you don’t like. i’m sorry that this isn’t an MLP or tranime thread that you can’t jack off to.

>>149830933
>stop discussing comics on the comics board reeeeeee
fuck off /tv/fag

>>149830933
The wish is mutual, cartoonfag. You bring nothing but filth.

>>149830933
Raimi won

>>149830952
doesn’t look anything like raimi’s. keep crying.

>>149830976
>Looks like shit
Yup, true.

>>149830974
he actually lost hard. spider-man 3 sucked so badly he stopped making movies until the james franco wizard of oz shit, which sucked, and doctor strange 2, which also sucked.

>>149831008
>Looks like shit
But enough about Tobey’s suit

>>149831015
Raimi won
Toby won
Paul won
Miles won

616 Peter Parker? The biggest cuck in the history of comics.

>>149831056
ok, zeb

>>149829851 (OP)
the last suits were cgi
this suit at least registers as a suit

>>149830457
>pretending to be blind
To each faggot their own.

I just hate the webshooters. Everything else is fine imo. But we all know how this goes, they'll change the costume at least once in the movie.

>>149831108
Yup, Organic shooter is always superior.

>>149830640
I'm not any more a raimi fanboy than anyone else on the planet. Why are you trying to sidetrack the conversation?

>>149831056
>Raimifag is also a Milesfag and he’s also into cuckoldry
Unbelievable

>>149830882
Because they're lying. That's literally it. They're unironic Snoy shills.

>>149831113
mehh thats always a weird one for me.

The entire point of him being a science nerd is to explain he made webshooters.

>>149831090
Midwit.

>>149831121
well, let’s take a look at what you said, as seen in >>149829980
>Hell it would have made more sense to just use Tobey's again than it would to use an exact replica of a comic suit.
you blatantly declare that they should’ve used raimi’s suit again instead of something comics-inspired. i don’t see how i sidetracked the conversation when you admitted you just want to see the raimi design.

>>149831125
Anon I, OP, just got back and that wasn't me. You're fighting battles against an imaginary enemy. And even if there was a raimi fag he would be objectively correct and have more integrity than all of us.

>>149831169
>pretending not to understand basic English
Die brown fuck

>>149831125
Paul.

>>149831183
buddy, the proof is in the fucking pudding in what this faggot said.
>>149831056
he mentions all that shit here. i keep the receipts. it’s all right here. you’re genuinely retarded.
>>149831193
you can keep gaslighting and pointing fingers but i’m replying to YOUR bullshit. you can’t just say stupid shit and then resort to accusing people of being brown when called out. take some accountability for once and admit when you’re wrong.

Reminder that RaimiCHADS sent death threats to Insomniacs and won.

>>149831251
>i’m a chad, even though i’ve never experienced pussy in my life, for harassing people with jobs
sure you are, bud

>>149831251
Is this true?

I'm gonna be honest, I don't really know what's going on here

>>149831301
Peterfags meltdown.

>MCU shills are back at seething about "muh raimi"
That post-NWH honeymoon period of "I was always a fan of Raimi's movies ackshyully" sure lasted long, lmao

>>149831326
Kek this

>>149829851 (OP)
Brutally mogged

>>149829851 (OP)
Looks horrible

>>149831360
Perfection.

>>149829927
>Adult's Party City costume
>"Literally ripped straight from the comics "
You're right, MCU derangement syndrome is a real condition. Just not in the way you're thinking.

>>149829851 (OP)
The only way this would be acceptable is if he actually got it at the dollar store because he's out of real ones and doesn't have time to make one. And he can ONLY use it in this scene.

Hell that still wouldn't explain how bad the fucking logo looks.

>>149831360
It’s a shame the dude wearing it cannot act at all

>>149829851 (OP)
I think the red part should be a bit thicker than the blue part, that would fix it.

There's no way that's real unless it's supposed to be a novelty costume in universe. Look at the shape of his head.

>>149831360
https://www.wattpad.com/1520075676-spider-man-web-of-shadows-spider-man-and-harem

>>149831421
Yeah Holland can’t act for shit

>>149831389
>MCU derangement syndrome is a real condition. Just not in the way you're thinking.
Half of this thread is Sam Raimi circlejerking and bitching because the new suit doesn’t look like Tobey Maguire’s. He’s completely spot on.

>>149831456
>OH NO, DR. CONNORS CLASS
give tobey chungus a heckin oscar!

>>149831486
Agreed, Tom Holland can’t act.

>>149831464
It looks like a cheap Halloween store version of Tobey Maguire's. No one cares about the original Tom Holland or Garfield suits not looking like Tobey's.

Stop being disingenuous.

>>149831434
You would need to fix the actual colors too and the texture. Maybe making the red part thicker would fix the shape of the suit slightly, but I don't have confidence.

Then you'd need to fix the logo and make the eye shape less generic.

>>149831495
so much this. upvoted.

>>149831498
This. The final swing suit was legitimately the greatest live action suit, despite being animated. That's the one I wanted anyway, but with different eye shape.

>>149831500
Another thing to add is, Tom Holland doesn't seem to be in shape anymore. I think that's the main issue.

>>149831498
>It looks like a cheap Halloween store version of Tobey Maguire's.
It objectively doesn’t, you dumbass LMAO

>>149831498
Yup

You sure that isn't a Halloween costume?

>>149831534
I'm pretty sure it's the suit that isn't in shape. I'm sure Tommy Boy still has a six pack. Why would he let himself go?

>>149829851 (OP)
Halloween costume

>>149831326
1 and 2 are peak but 3 is a genuinely terrible movie where Peter undergoes character assassination. Harry’s arc is undercooked and Venom is fucking awful, too. Sandman is the best thing that movie has going for it.

>>149831498
>It looks like a cheap Halloween store version of Tobey Maguire's

The lines need to be raised, and Tom Holland needs to work out.

>>149831125
It’s not surprising when SM3 literally has this scene in it
https://youtu.be/nhw1vP6CEKs

>>149831556
He looked a bit soft in the promo. Maybe it's the fit of the suit.
It's possible they want to go for more of an underdog angle so his suit is super cheap looking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d18RnLu-5mk

>>149831580
Tom's body is fine retard. It's a dollar store costume, anyone would look like that wearing it because it's not skintight.

>>149831637
It looks a bit goofy that's all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ymmwq55sHY

>It's a dollar store costume
That's the only reason I'm not getting irate.

>>149831515
Thank you.

>>149829851 (OP)
He looks like a broke college student who sewed together a spiderman costume.
Why are people complaining again?

>>149832245
No he doesn’t

Every problem with every MCU Spider-Man suit so far boils down to the fact Tom has a crazy awkward build and the suits need to visually compensate for it

>>149829851 (OP)
rent is due huh anon?

He looks a little pot-bellied, which reminds me of spooder-man

>>149832245
Because daddy Raimi didn’t make it

>>149830665
my only Spider-Man growing up was the old cartoons on VHS, and I think Tom Holland is fine. it’s the villains that suck

>>149829851 (OP)
It’s fine you angry autistic fucks, there’s nothing wrong with it. It isn’t perfect but it’s better than it being cgi’d into scenes

>>149830665
TASM1 was good and Garfield is a better Spider-Man than Maguire ever was. MCU trilogy being a stupid and cringe Iron Man spin-off wasn’t Tom Holland’s fault.

the suit design is fine, the costume and the man wearing it are the problem

>>149829953
This fucking suit from the colors to the pattern to the lenses to almost everything but the fuckass logo is basically Romita Sr.'s design in real life but you want to act like ingenuine faggots for the sake of argument.

>>149829851 (OP)
The patterns (not the web patterns) on the red and blue are a little too noticeable compared to >>149831360
But yeah the only major complaint I have is the symbol sucks. The spider's body and head are way too small and feeble looking.

>>149834514
I see a buff spider-man, not a weirdly pregnant bong

>>149834557
>I see a buff spider-man
Same.

>>149829851 (OP)
>by the retards who designed the characters for Ben 10 Alien Force.
Captain Nemesis has a better suit design than this shit.

Bagley/Webb lensfags BTFO
Raimi raised webtards BTFO
Desaturatefags BTFO
Hidden webshooterfags BTFO

Behold, the best Spidey suit in media. A contender is the TASM 2 suit for live action.
Take notes Marvel. Drop the shitty MCU eyes.

>>149834663
looks like shit from a butt

>>149834649
here, I modified the MCU Spider-Man costume into something Raimitards will actually like

>>149834735
Your tastes? Yeah I agree.

>>149829851 (OP)
It's literally the most perfect basic Spider-man suit & not 98% CGI or trying too hard to be different. This is weak bait if you wanted real rage.

>>149834649
Broccoli hair's totally pointing that thing at Holland's ass.

capekino is back

>>149835012
fridge body

>>149834833
don’t forget to make the webbing an ugly silver color