Thread 149836556

What could one even do in this situation?

>>149836556 (OP)
find the jew who started it and kill him

>>149836556 (OP)
Butter both sides of .y toast and call them faggots.

>>149836556 (OP)
Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.

>>149836556 (OP)
I bet I could kick that faggot Zook VanItch and his Big Boy Boomero into his side of the wall before he could throw it into mine.

Bitsy Big-Boy Boomeroo's are fake and gay. Zookoshima and Zookasaki were sprinkled with excessive blue goo.

>Toast has no top or bottom
>realizing the truth you take the fight to the breadmakers who have trapped us in this death spiral
>https://youtu.be/5g-iAHX7qQs?si=xyyxDtqdqbspiyag
>you and a joint group from both sides storm the breadmakers layer ending the war and saying the world
>https://youtu.be/MtwaFpoVS8M?si=gLhwv9bc-_LON2ZQ

Butter your toast on the right side from the start, faggot.

https://youtu.be/xVZUZR0dUFI
>And I watched those ZOOKERS, one and all!

>>149836763
Yeah, butter side DOWN.

Decades of proxy conflicts until butter side downers adopt butter side up methods while maintaining the hegemony of the butter side down party.

>>149836871
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We should have nuked them the second we saw that shit.

>>149836871
I realize the whole point of this story is to demonstrate how people go to war over foolish concepts but honestly who the fuck butters the bottom? You get it on your hands or whatever that gloved onesy thing is.

>>149837180
>this is how the average yooker thinks

GENTLEMEN

The solution

>>149836593
I bet it was Sylvester McMonkey McBean.

>There are “people” on this board RIGHT NOW who eat their bread butter-side down

You filthy bottom buttering Zooks make me sick, if jannies weren’t too busy sucking cocks they’d have rangeban’d all Zook IPs.

>>149837180
>>149838392
>I want my butter just on roof of my mouth
>the tongue gets none!
Stupid

>>149838518
TOTAL ZOOM ANNIHILATION.
KILL ZOOKS. BEHEAD ZOOKS. SLAM-DUNK ZOOK BABIES INTO TRASH CANS

>>149838518
Chew your food ffs

>>149836556 (OP)
Obviously you butter the crust.

>>149837922
He's too busy touching Sneetch asses.

>>149836556 (OP)
Kick him in the nuts and shove the big boy boomeroo into his throat.

Seuss was a commie.

>>149837858
butter on the top
skub on the bottom

>>149838593
The first taste is what matters you phillistine. You won't get a Tenth of the taste if it's all just stuck on the roof of your mouth before falling down your damn throat.

>>149836556 (OP)
Stare contest.

>>149838518
It's called chewing you moron. I put butter on bread for extra flavor not to eat by itself. Go lick a stick.

>>149836556 (OP)
They actually figured it out in the cartoon. Butter sandwiches

>>149836556 (OP)
>>149836871
I remember an Anon saying teachers had to stop using this book to teach kindergarteners because the second one kid said he buttered the bottom they'd be singled out an verbally shat upon by the class

>>149841533
Are you saying it had a happy ending? Doesn't that invalidate the premise?

>>149841533
>>149841685
He's talking about the second season of the Netflix Green Eggs and Ham show, which took some inspiration from the Butter Battle Book for its story.
There's no Big Boy Boomeroo or Cold War, insted one single bomb both sides fight over named the Moo-Lacka-Moo, which ends up blowing up the wall and uniting Yookia and Zookia into just Ookia.
That doesn't apply to the original tho.

>>149841685
The original adaptation ends exactly like the book, with a grim unsure ending.
https://youtu.be/ZWF753VXygw
It's the Green Eggs and Ham Netflix show that has a "maybe we could all actually get along" ending.

>>149842038
So like the Lorax it completely misses the point

>>149841536
Probably the teacher’s fault if they couldn’t get the kids to figure out that even if it was kinda dumb, that whatever side you butter bread on is pointless.

>>149841536
>>149842358
I call bullshit. You should never take anons at their word.

Grilled cheese sandwiches have butter on the top side and the bottom side.

>>149836556 (OP)
Ooohhh I get it. It's supposed to be the cold war.

>>149842459
Then why aren't they wearing their sweaters?

>>149843639
>t. Pic Related

>>149842459
I thought it was ACTUALLY supposed to be about the conflict between Catholics and Protestants over the Eucharist.

>>149842358
>that whatever side you butter bread on is pointless
>t. butters the bottom side like a fucking weirdo

>>149842459
>>149844052
It's applicable to a lot of things.

>>149844386
Name 7 more.

>>149842346
Yeah, but it's also not trying to directly adapt the story, it's just kinda using the basic concept for something different.
I do wonder how a more accurate adaptation of the Butter Battle Book could possibly expand on the original.