Thread 149840313

What if women?

Dangoldpattymayyonaise

>>149840313 (OP)
>>149840417
Don't fucking do this to me!

>>149840313 (OP)
i like female dale

>>149840313 (OP)
Than Hank would have a narrow Urethra. Boomhauer would be the town bicycle, Bill would basically be Kathy, and Dale Would’ve thought he used a surrogate for his kid.

>>149840451
looks like fio from metal slug.

>>149840313 (OP)
Instead of a narrow urethra, Hank would have a narrow cervix opening, and her flat ass would be far more of a common point of mockery.
Boomhauer would be a massive slut but basically unchanged.
Dale, despite literally not having given birth to Joseph, is still somehow convinced he's her son.
Bill is a cat lady.

>>149840313 (OP)
>queen of the hill
its probably boring and about the new hoover or dildo that apple made

>>149840469
With Joseph (Josephine?) it would probably just be a baby in a basket situation and Nathan would just tell her it was ayys that stole her eggs.

>>149840313 (OP)
Tomboy boomhauer looks hot af

>>149840313 (OP)
Pretty pretty Bill I tell you what

>>149840489
she's literally konata

>>149841166
WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME BITCH HANK

>>149840313 (OP)
Huh?

>>149840313 (OP)
Way more rule 34

>>149840313 (OP)
thats just king of the hill if lucky star

>>149840746
No I’m saying that Dale wouldn’t want a traditional pregnancy and would’ve thought her husband took care of it with one of her eggs. But make male Nancy even worse and it was just Josephine femcorns baby.

>>149840313 (OP)
even better:
Quinn as Hank
Tiffany as Boomhauer
Stacy as Dale
Sandi as Bill

>>149840313 (OP)
They lose all sense of accountability and become much more unlikeable.

>>149840313 (OP)
What if propane?

>Hank
Conservative boomer woman who will be always stuck in her ways unlike the real male Hank. Women have a hard time changing beliefs so she would be 2x more annoying than regular female Peggy. If Bobby were female she would probably celebrate some of his “feminine” hobbies that he does in some episodes like playing with dolls. The genderbend version of that episode where Peggy spikes Hank’s food with testosterone would be interesting. A female Hank with boosted estrogen would probably be horny as hell.

>Dale
White trash redneck whose husband cheats on her with Native American woman. She probably wouldn’t be an exterminator but still would be the most tomboyish out of the 4. She would be one of those crazy Q-anon white women that are on Twitter but crazier and less feminine. I feel like male Nancy would be a player and wouldn’t catch any feelings for female John redcorn. So pretty much their personalities would be switched from the original show. Female John redcorn would want male Nancy to take care of their child since Native American women are pretty conservative. Female Joesph would probably be a popular girl at school. Most likely a cheerleader. If Bobby were still male she would probably friendzone him or hookup with him to make Connie jealous. I feel like they still would be good friends though.

>Boomhauer
Female Boomhauer would be the hottest out of the 4 and would be a total slut. That’s all.

>Bill
Female Bill would be a fat washed up house wife but less pathetic than male bill. In a realistic scenario she would probably be a single mom that got pumped and dumped by a soldier. But overrall she’s a desperate housewife.