Thread 149848339

I don’t get it, fellow Polish Spider-Man and Venom fans. Shouldn’t Paul have raped Dylan for this? Is anyone else really angry about this kind of disrespect?

>>149848339 (OP)
He was too busy raping Shay.

>>149848357
She’s still better than Gwen Stacy even if she is still boring shit for absolute faggots.

This whole episode really revealed how many people vicariously live through Spider-Man. Just the unrelenting seethe at Paul is just unbelievable.

>>149848339 (OP)
I only know Paul from what people say about him on /co/ but from what I understand from here it’s really out of character for a red-blooded Polish man like Paul to not try to get his revenge by molesting Dylan Brock.

>>149848437
Should've been Carol

>>149848448
It’s as if Al Ewing doesn’t know anything about Poland…

>>149848457
It’d still be the same issue where the host and their baggage overshadows the Symbiote as a character.

>>149848420
Maybe they shouldn’t wasted three years of comics trying and failing to polish up this turd of a character. Maybe they should’ve done what they do with all turds: flush them!

>>149848420
If he’d just raped Dylan, they’d have been forced to have him stick around. Paul dropped the ball, and couldn’t seal the deal.

>>149848552
It’s because in Marvel’s view, Paul is nothing but a weak man… and Poland is nothing but a weak country…

>The inevitable thousand year reign of Paul was stopped by a single blonde twink mocking him a couple of times.
Paul was always weak and brittle.

>>149848339 (OP)
I doubt Poles read comics desu.

>>149848339 (OP)
why is all that light shining while she’s announcing a break up?

>>149848403
Yeah, she's one of his worst love interests ever. Definitely his worst Post-OMD love interest imo.

>>149848960
Well they’re not going to start now that Paul’s been thrown away.

>>149848339 (OP)
Dylans asshole has venom teeth
Dylan is unrapeable

>>149848972
Paul’s a boring fuck and people are relieved to see him gone, I think.

>>149848983
That’s recency bias. All his post-OMD love interests were sexy blobs completely lacking in personality. Shay is just annoying because she’s a nurse at a psychiatric facility and yet can’t recognize Peter’s incredibly obvious suicidal ideations.

>>149848960
Not marvel ones,unless it has paul bashing or eddie atleast
Latest transformers has me waiting each month tho

all I can wonder now is how much worse they're going to make his books before they get the boot

>>149849103
Reminder: Eddie Brock currently has Carnage. If Paul goes awol, Eddie will have first dibs.

>>149849103
>Spider Man gets raped by scorpion
>Spider Man has spider aids
>Spider Man gets demoted to new jersey
>Spider Man gets beat up by tony soprano lookalike
>Spider Man gets accused of rape
>Spider Man has a piano fall on him
Theres atleast 7 years

>>149849038
Paul’s Kryptonite…

>>149849155
Why not make Peter a child molester? That’d make him almost as popular in Poland as Paul. Plus he was molested by Skip Wescott as a kid and it’s a natural progression in his story for Peter to therefore also molest children in the future.

>>149849128
I dont think carnage would stoop this low
Its like eating a pigeon

>>149849197
Based.

>>149849224
Paul shouldn’t have tried to lay his greasy hands on Dylan.

>>149849219
Cause few people who read capeshit here are skewed towards dc
Now if parker started drinking being racist and working in a shirty corpo located in a new york which is dirty and ruled by a retard it would appeal to few people

>>149849224
Carnage is drawn like a literal Pimp in book. He'd do it if only cause he's mad he wasn't paid first.

>>149849332
Pimpnage doesnt lower himself to levels of paulhoe
Paul is getting raped by venom encrusted crowbar and his crowbar

>>149849332
Can we get Carnage to kill Teresa real quick?

>>149849480
I like Teresa. She’s better than Shay at least.

>>149849480
If you’re talking about Wolverine vs Spider-Man, I don’t think she deserves to die just for being a pointless cameo in a pointless mini.

>>149848339 (OP)
ENOUGH WITH THISD BULLSHIT GO READ SOMETHING ELSE EVERYONE HAS HAD IT WTH SPIDER-MAN. JUST THE MERE THOUGHT OR MENTION OF SPIDER-MAN RUINS MY DAY NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.

>>149849805
NO YOU SHUT UP PAUL IS POLAND’S MOST IMPORTANT SUPERHERO AND HIS LEGACY IS VITAL TO MARVEL, I WON’T LET THIS INJUSTICE AGAINST HIM STAND.

>>149849833
>>149849852
To think, if Paul only just raped Dylan he’d be standing supreme over Peter, just like Mephisto.

>>149849877
We have no choice. Mephisto has to rape Eddie Brock’s son to save Paul and Poland!

>>149849835
SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SPIDER-MAN IS DEAD NOW GO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO READ. IF YOU DON'T DROP THE MATTER THEN I SWEAR THEN I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE AS MISERABLE AS POSSIABLE AND THIS IS NO SHITPOST.

I hate gwenschizo, but I don't see what good can come from making a thread specifically to summon and entice him.

>>149849877
>>149849895
that's it I have had it with you people now your life will truly be miserable spider fags.

>>149849899
YOU WON’T WIN AL EWING I STILL BELIEVE IN PAUL I STILL BELIEVE HE’S SUPERIOR TO SPIDER-MAN. HE WILL GET BACK TOGETHER WITH MARY JAME!!!

>>149849912
Oh this thread is going to be so fucked up by the time I am done with it. It's a life of misery for you spider fags

>>149849912
He was very rude and mean to me in a thread yesterday so I wanted to antagonize him.

>>149849971
Perfectly understandable, carry on.

>>149849929
You hear that Al Ewing? The Polish spirit can’t be denied. We’re all going to subscribing to Webtoon and keeping the Paul flame alive…

>>149849835
>He hasnt heard of kapitan bomba
Fake ass pole from chicago I spit on you ha tfu

>>149850056
Oh nice try retard bu no cigar it's been on Webtoon for awhile now.

>>149850060
This would never have happened if he got popular in Poland…

>>149850101
Try again, fake Paul fan. The epic Paul saga is getting newly added to Webtoon.

>>149850124
Don'y you idiots know anything that's ben reilly you idiot.

>>149850148
It is on Webtoon right now you idiot.

>>149850062
Hate to say it man, but Gwenschizo is the most important poster on /co/, and therefore the most important Polish person on /co/

>>149850151
Ben Reilly is blonde you moron.

>>149850168
Okay but they’re advertising the Zeb run for Webtoon now so that means they’re advertising Paul, Paul wins again Spider-Fags!

>>149848420
Intense angry fans is something that's followed the character forever, Spidey lost all the time in the 60's and readers would complain.
Spider-Man is the Wonder Woman of Marvel, only religiously followed by people who hate the book who want the book to return to a bygone era and only written by people who hate character who would rather replace the character.

>>149850188
you don't anything do you his hair was blonde during the clone saga because he dyed that colour.

>>149850243
Bullshit. Prove it.

>>149850397
Sorry no can do you see this thread is over

R.I.P.

>>149850397
Sensational Spider-Man #0

>>149848492
Yeah but at least they'd have a cool red sash.

>>149850241
I’ll be honest, I was just trying to bait Gwenschizo and bother him. My investment in Paul has pretty much ended with his involvement with the book now that he’s no longer dragging things down by being painfully boring and milquetoast with nothing interesting going on. Now all my spite is concentrated on Shay Marken instead, who is also boring as fuck.

>>149850428
He’s dying his hair brown to be more like Peter.

>>149850456
WE DON'T CARE NOWE FUCK OFF SPIDER-MAN IS DEAD

>>149850480
Well yeah, they got rid of Paul, the most important and popular character.

>>149850506
YOU WANT ME TO ENGRAVE WE DON'T CARE ON YOU FUICKING FOREHEAD HOW ABOUT I ENGRAVE IT ON YOUR TOMBSTONE ALSO.

>>149850543
You know who else has a tombstone Gwen Stacy because she's dead ha ha

Stop being weird

>>149848339 (OP)
doesn't really matter white male characters like Peter will contintue to be written as losers and weaklings who never get the girl as long as Western comics is full of lefty weirdo writers and diverstiy qutoa women/blacks

>>149850656
I see. They ruined Paul’s life too, because he was too white…

>>149848420
This episode showed how awful editorial mandates are and why people hate them
When you have not only longtime fans but even writers and artists at your company writing articles and doing interviews about how bad things are at some point you need to step back and and look at things from another perspective

>>149850895
No, you don’t understand, they *have* to appease the demands of a single Polish schizo who has never had a single good idea after years of threads and can barely string together an intelligible English sentence. You want to know why Paul stuck around for so long when he was never once a success? Gwenschizo has mentioned he knows Tom Brevoort personally, and CB Cebluski is also Polish…

>>149850543
WE’RE NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT TOMBSTONE IDIOT, NOBODY HAS TALKED ABOIT TOMBSTONE THIS IS A PAUL THREAD!

>>149850056
>Marvel is so desperate that they have to shill their most recent blunder on WebTroon.
Pathetic and Polish-made.

>>149848420
Doesn't he look just like the author who wrote him lmao

>>149850583
Sex with Carol's giant symbiote cock

>>149851005
Paul is based on Zeb's boss, Tom Brevoort, but if he weren't old and fat.

I think they should have Paul date Peter instead

>>149848339 (OP)
Just because I'm from Poland, doesn't mean I want Paul to rape Dylan. I mean, I want him to do it, but not because I'm from Poland!

>>149851178
Oh, sorry dude. It’s just this one Polish dude who is incredibly invested in Paul. Gwenretard or Gwenschizo or something, anyways he’s really the most famous and influential Polish person in these threads so I guess I’m just guilty of making assumptions and stereotyping too much. Sorry again.

It really feels like the end of an era. The death of an identity. Hope Paulbros stay strong and safe because he’s going to be gone soon, and we aren’t seeing him again. If he’s not in a relationship with MJ then absolutely nobody has a reason to give a shit about him. Paul’s lost everything.

>>149849047
i'd say shay is a bit worse than the rest, the quality of his love interests has been continuously decreasing since BND (even then the love interests weren't particularly game changing either)

>>149848420
TRVTH NVKE

Paul exposed Peterfags as the fragile sissies they are

>>149852276
>PaulFAGS put all their hopes in a man who committed genocide and beats children.
Subhuman scum.

Dylan Brock bonding to Clone-Gwen because he's a symbiote

>>149852388
They should have all 5 Gwen clones fucking random supporting characters in Spidey books
All the other Gwen’s give their approval

>>149850583
Yeah she is dead but at least she was not a cheater like MJ.

>>149848403
Shay is such a headscratcher. Kelly would clearly rather write Peter and Felicia in a casual relationship. It's like he's obligated to keep Shay around for some inane reason.

>>149852276
this is why MJ won't come back. he stopped dressing up for her.

>>149852276
Young fag, people would whine when MJ became a supporting cast member in Bendis's Iron Man

>>149848339 (OP)
Screw Paul forever.

>>149853966
That's what MJ would like to do but alas

>>149854007
I was not talking here about sex.
Just have that douche go to hell.

>>149849128
>Reminder: Eddie Brock currently has Carnage
Now that's a shark jump if I ever heard of one

>>149849128
when?

>>149849197
kek

>>149849155
Spider-Man getting the runback dressed like a prohibition era mobster and using a "tommy gun" that shoots webbing instead of bullets would be cool though.

>>149849155
They should make Hammerhead tonysoprano-like, maybe then he will finally be interesting after four decades.

>>149855387
It's Noir. Just read Spider-Man Noir.

>>149848339 (OP)
>already blew out MJ's pussy and ass with his cock
yep paul won

>>149855570
The canonical status of Paul’s dick is pretty debatable. Unfortunately it is even more debatable after repeatedly getting humiliated by a child a third of his age, and even more debatable after getting tossed out like trash by MJ. Paul may in fact have no dick whatsoever.

>>149855570
Paul was castrated by the Mayan god Hotep.

>>149855848
Hotep is an Egyptian word though. What are you playing at?

>>149855922
Wayep, Hotep, Paul was sodomized by all of them

OHNONONO PAULBROS NOT LIKE THIS

>>149848420
>>149852276

>>149848339 (OP)
>Paul's entire legacy is being a Dylan jobber
kek

>>149854025
Nah, it's the most normal thing that's happened to this character in twenty years.

>>149855679
GYATT DAYUM

>>149848339 (OP)
>>149855570
So what now? Do you guys really want Peter to take MJ back after all that's happened?

I personally don't get why so many of the self-inserting Peterfags want MJ back. In universe, she dumped him for some hipster stereotype and fucked him for years. Why on earth would any self-respecting man want a hoe like that back? If you're going to self-insert, why fantasize about sloppy seconds?

>>149860229
maybe because stan lee, the creator of spider-man, married peter and mj, fucking darkie retard.

>>149850056
>it's real
This is the same comic platform that hosts comics with haremCHAD MCs. Looks the Peter-MJ-Gwen threesome time is going to be real.

>>149861055
yeah but
>Wells
so expect the worst shit possible

>>149861083
Isn't he a hack who plagiarized iconic Spider-Man moments to mock them? He can feel free to try risking the comic into receiving Jo Yong-Sok's Windbreaker 2.0 treatment here.

>>149855679
Those are some ballistics...

>>149855679
For some reason this is making me think of a potential story where Venom starts subliminally feeding MJ Peter worshiping hypno shit. Dunno why.

>>149858185
>unrelenting SEETHE about Paul 24/7 for the last two years in any discourse about Spider-man
>Y-YOU'RE PROJECTING!

No I'm just saying it like it is, you are being extremely disingenuous to pretend as if Spider-man fans havent been absolutely throwing a temper tantrum since the character was introduced for cucking their self insert man

>>149862076
people have been throwing a temper tantrum since OMD was forced onto them
its what happens with bad editorial decisions

>>149848339 (OP)
what is /co/'s obsession with Poland?

>>149861569
I'm surprised there's no fic like that already(there actually was one I read before but it was rape so eh)

>>149848513
maybe you should have moved onto other comic book. Or better, re-read every Spider-Man comic published so far

>>149862102
well, one could think that they would know better. alas, they still fall for the editorial traps, which makes them retarded

alas? you're not a fucking pirate, polishtrash.

>>149849128
Carnage would probably sense that Paul killed an entire planet and think he's a good host but then he realizes Paul is annoying and he hates him but he still has to stick with him because Paul ends up being really good at killing people for some reason.

>>149849197
Gwen Stacy-bros will never recover from this

Peter the fraud, MJ the traitor and Dylan the ingrate WILL pay for their crimes against the One Above All's one true son.

>>149853735
Unironically, Bendis treated Mary Jane a million times better there than the Spider-Man editorial.
And it was fucking Bendis

>>149862986
a good portion of her dialogue is seething about Peter but yeah that actually checks out all things considered

>>149848339 (OP)
Who gets Dylan in the divorce?

>>149862175
Couple of MJ-fags have deluded themselves into believing that anyone who dislikes their waifu is Polish

>>149860203
Never he will date Paul instead

>introduce character
>spend the next 2 years making him the most hated SOB in Spidder-Man history
>have MJ break up with him
>fans declare victory
This is such a work

>>149863026
Hotoru

>>149863065
its low hanging fruit and people are desperate for anything after this past decade

>>149863026
Mary Jane, because Dylan will keep telling what eddie said about peter being the only one to help him and venom when everyone else didn't.
Also the fact that Venom and Mary Jane will be the ones to help Janine to fix Ben who is walking around as Peter while he is in space

>>149863065
>>have MJ break up with him
>>fans declare victory
>This is such a work
Of a hack? Because anyone who doesn't read comics would see this as a build up to Bully Maguire than Ben Reilly. Are you saying Ben Reilly wants to be Bully Maguire?

>>149850837
I mean there already was a run where Peter and MJ were back together and it was the same woke garbage with Peter being the weakling and manchild. He literally got rescued by her 3 times but never even once rescued her .

>>149863221
Ben was with Janine, but it seems that here he broke with Janine and went back to square 1.

>>149863284
I doubt Ben has taken over just yet.

>>149863284
>he was janine
>he broke with Janine
You know what just toss him Toxin, toss Venom back to Eddie, toss Anti-Venom to MJ, then toss Carnage to Flash. Get this whole thing over with.

>>149863336
This isn't peter, and the new suit doesnt look like peter, its all Ben written all over it.
And Peter we know on the next issue is on space.