>>149852142 (OP)
Jesus christ, I have only ever read the french version of Calvin and Hobbes and they completely changed the punchline, basically stripping it of any joke.Why?
>>149852410
You're the autistic son Calvin's dad always wanted, Anon. I guess I am too, I used to genuinely enjoy listening to my grandpa's rambling stories about the old days.
>>149852267 >Also, I've been telling pointless stories like this since I was a kid.
Honestly, I feel like children tell significantly more pointless stories than anyone else.
>>149852751 >Otis "L-type" escalators with distinctive wood treads have operated in the store since 1927.
Damn, that thing is nearly a century old now.
>>149852267
Back when I was in college, the old Hechingers department store in downtown Cleveland had wooden escalators just like Calvin's dad described.