Thread 149860953

Godzilla vs Hulk

>>149860953 (OP)
But they're not the same size.

Kratos lost the last thread, btw. Just like every other one.

My first death battle was me playing with my Spider-Man toy against my Wild Force Megazord.

Guess who won?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS SPARE ME FROM THIS HYPER COMPLEX MULTIVERSAL WHEN DOWNPLAYED BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149860973
K W A B
W
A
B

Reminder that modern women during sex will move your hands to their throats and will occasionally ask you to slap or hit them

>>149860953 (OP)
>Attack Potency: Multi-Solar System level (Defeated the three Furies, who by their magic could create physical illusions and dimensions that contained a starry sky in the background,[23] which would require this much energy, and later a dimension that contained the Sun, propagated from themselves[23][Statistics Values 1]), Low Complex Multiverse level with Divine Weapons (Possesses the Gauntlet of Zeus, the Blade of Artemis and the Spear of Destiny) | Low Complex Multiverse level (Killed his way through the entire host of Olympians and Titans. Fought on par with Zeus and kept up with his latent power growth) | Low Complex Multiverse level (Inconceivably more powerful than before. Is imbued with Hope, the greatest power in the Greek World, far above even the Great Evils, including Fear Zeus, as per Athena's words.[34] Terrified Athena and was capable of striking her down, the latter of whom had ascended to a higher plane of existence[34][87] that granted her power and a level of existence beyond everyone else) | Low Complex Multiverse level (Is[103] repeatedly[119] stated[105] to have lost most of his strength from his days as a God and even some of his musculature to the point where he was a shell of his former self.[100] Despite this, he rag-dolled and defeated Baldur in battle.[99] Defeated Sigrun in combat and managed to best all her Valkyries, whose magics are powerful enough to ripple across an entire Realm, start tearing it apart at the very fabric and make the Yggdrasil bleed[120])

>>149860953 (OP)
Hulk has the friendship force on his side

>>149860953 (OP)
>| Low Complex Multiverse level (Upon training during Fimbulwinter, Kratos reawakened the dormant powers he once wielded at his peak when he goes all out.[101] Fought on par with Thor and ultimately defeated him during their rematch.[121] Fought against Níðhögg, who can chew through the under-roots of Yggdrasil. Defeated Garm, who threatened to eat through the fabric of the Nine Realms. Held his own against Odin, who killed the first Giant Ymir and created the Realms from his body) | Low Complex Multiverse level (Despite Tyr going all out against him[40] and the both of them growing stronger with every encounter[106], he consistently defeats Tyr in single combat.[40] Tyr admits that Kratos is the better fighter[40] of the two, with Mimir confirming that he's better but in his own head[40] whenever he loses)

So how is any of this wrong

>>149861026
Can you post Kratos destroying a mountain?

>>149860965
Hulk can grow

Post Ultima destroying a mountain

Post Superman destroying a mountain.

Uh guys, I don't want to fight Godzilla anymore

>>149861064
>STATEMENTman

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Arceus0x/Godzilla_Singular_Point_Novelization_Scan_Blog#Godzilla_has_destroyed_universes

FUCK! GODZILLA SOLOS FUCTION

>>149861069
That's so nice of Thor to carry Hulk back to a nice bed after he fell asleep fighting a city tier jobber

>FUCTION
Are Gojibros just newest Kratosfags?

>>149861074
*FUNCTION

>>149861074
>SOLOS FUCTION
GOINGTONIGHTSCHOOLilla

>Reddit copypasta in the other thread
>VSBW jerk-off session
Nice “multiversal” character you got there.

>FUCTION
ESLzilla...

Cumming

Post Goku kissing his wife

>Wiz: Except for one: Bruce Banner. See, Banner's relationship with the Hulk is... complicated.
>Boomstick: Ohh, they hate each other!

This part feels like it's foreshadowing the emphasis on the two properly working together

Godzilla bros
It's okay to lose to Hulk
It's okay to go 2-1
2-1 is a respectable record and you should be proud of that
You can't win every fight and that's okay
So when Hulk wins please hold your heads high
Please don't be like the Asurajeets and have a meltdown spanning the whole year
Please be... Better men

Hulk bros
It’s okay to lose to Godzilla
It’s okay to go 3-0
You lost against some of the strongest characters to ever be on Death Battle
You can’t win every fight and that’s okay
So when Godzilla wins please hold your heads high
Please don’t be like the Kratosjeets and have a meltdown over being fraudchecked spanning the whole year.
Please be… the strongest there is.

Post Superman getting a win without some composite nonsense covering for his jobber runs 90% of the time

>>149861124
>>149861126
Hulk SMASH

I need Ash Ketchum's cock.

NOW

>>149861136
Serena…

>>149861129
>composite
But he isn't composited, DB has always used whatver the mainline Superman is (well, okay, they were a bit confusing on if they were using N52 or not)

>>149861129
When he beats Sentry’s ass next year while being composited

Post Goku benching 6 sextillion tons without food, water, and any transformation.

This is done by the weakest version of Superman btw

>>149861064
>"Mountain level" punch
Post what happens when Doomsday kicks him

>>149861114
>Offscreen
KWAB

>>149861136
Goh...

>>149860953 (OP)
Hey im a newfag, is there some reason why these Death Battle threads never discuss fuckall jackshit about the OP topic? It's always some chronically autistic off-topics about Deku or Kratos or Superman or whatever the fuck. Am I missing a decade of dumbass lore on an insde joke or is it just mental retardation?

>>149861136
Goh...

>>149861145
Superman would flick Goku's headoff. This is Buu saga Goku btw

On a scale of 1to10 how toxic would Gohan vs Mark get?

>>149861155
Mental retardation and /dbs/cholar speak, Kratos vs Asura and Simon vs Kyle broke us but I don’t even think we were ever normal either

>>149861165
I'd support Mark out of spite against Gohan self-inserters

>>149861136
Jessie

>>149861145
Post superman not getting raped and liking enough not to immediately laser his aggressor's throat off lol

>>149861165
Gohan should lose because he doesn’t get any stronger with each new transformation. His fights from Z and Superhero look the same and even have a smaller scale.

>>149861159
Mean spirited image
Delete

Post Goku not trying to rape his granddaughter

>>149861180
/r/deathbattle…

>>149861147
Multiversal tree

Son Gohan vs Mark be like

>>149861185
>Pan Pedo post

>>149861180
/co/ Death Battle…

>>149861165
In reality? About a 2, no one actually believes Mark stands a chance against a Gohan older than 6 years old. Here? Non stop cuckoldry and abortion jokes for a month

Give these lads a matchup

>>149861165
And if Mark wins? He fought a real God in the comics iirc

Regardless of the outcome, we can at least all agree that Reidi was a fucking awful BGM, right?

Post Dragon Ball's power level modifiers actually meaning something when they job to fire hydrants and lasers and have zero feats.

>>149861199
There's be constant posts about how Gohan will fuck Mark's step-bug wife

>>149861206
I didn’t even notice the fight had a theme

>>149861210
Fire hydrants?
Lasers?
Still more deadly than yo yo’s

>>149861201
Multiversal Danny loses to Street level buster

>>149861210
You have to believe me when God Blue Goku is a x520 000 000 his base form

>>149861198
… would never say this as they’re desensitized from all the cuck and homosexual fantasies.

>>149861256
... yet they still get upset when you make fun of their favourite verse's power levels.

>>149861259
>Superman is Russian cock level
>Goku is fire hydrant level
>Invincible is yo-yo level
>Kratos is bear level
>Asura is sub Kratos level
>Simon is a statement fraud
>Kyle is a statement fraud
>Deku is a cuck
>Miles Morales is a cuck
>Thor Slowdinson
>Hulk is sub gorilla level
>Godzilla is a fraud
Who exactly is /co/‘s favorite verse if they don’t get upset at any of these?

>>149861269
Touhou is gay, listtroon

>>149861274
Touhou is sub oxygen level so that doesn't fit either.

>>149861269
>>149861259

Replace all of the power scaling words with cock and balls.

Then no one gets pissed

>>149861269
Yo-yo is not canon anymore. Invincible wins again

>>149861269
>/co/s favorite verse
I would say it, but I'm not gonna

>>149861284
Jetstream Sam...

>>149861159
Why is this guy attacking my verse every thread? Fuck off

>>149861290
Invincible...
Dragon Ball...
Marvel...
DC...
God of War...
My Hero Academia...
Godzilla...

Wonder Woman is an irrelevant character, and DC should just replace her with _______

>>149861308
Cheetah

>>149861308
Raven? Starfire?

>>149861159
AHHHHHHHHH oh NOOOOO
delete this!

Hulk is an irrelevant character, and Marvel should just replace him with _______

Why does Wonder Woman wear a leotard styled after America’s flag if she’s an Amazon?

>>149861332
Godzilla

>>149861308
Why didn't Wonder Woman aided Greece during the 1920s war?

Comic books are an irrelevant medium, and have already been replaced by manga

>>149861352
Dog Man is holding the comic industry by itself

>>149860997
Silence. Go back to fapping to your kinda girlfriend dying as Bayonetta.

>>149861352
The MCU is literally the only thing keeping comics alive in the general public

>B-but what about absolu-

I said general

>>149861352
The problem with comics is DC and Marvel dominating the market with SLOP.

I wish there was more standalone comicbooks thay aren’t part of any grand universe. Where they end and don’t get rebooted.

Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!

>Wiz: This was certainly a close match, but in the end the Hulk's immeasurable power, combined with Bruce's genius, won the day
>Boomstick: It was tough but in the end, Hulk Ultima-tely triumphed
>Wiz: The winner is the HULK
>NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE
>I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
>YOUR MOVE YOUR MOVE YOUR MOVE
>Ben: Subscribe and become a member!

>>149861475
What would the YugiAsh waiting period look like?

pity win pokemon

How much seethe will the Ultima fraud check produce?

>Search for animated porn of that Dead or Alive bird girl on Rule34
>First thing I see is fucking Kratos
You faggots are responsible for this and I refuse to believe otherwise.

>>149861495
Way less than Alien X losing
Less than Phoenix losing
As much as Wanda losing

>>149861511
KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS FUCKS ALL YOUR WAIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

>>149861521
Warrior-Z self inserting as Kratos…

>>149861491
gay shota posting

>>149861491
>YuGOD will INSEMINATE Serena in front of TRASH
>Tea will become CHADtoshi's personal stripper while Dragonite pegs KEKgi
>Dark MagiCHAD and Dark MagiSTACY Girl will dog walk PikaJEW and force feed him to Ash
>PikaGOD will fry all of SHITgi's cards starting with FRAUD Magician
>GODtem will Mind Crush ASS Ketchum and fuck his mom on top of his catatonic body
>Ash KetCHAD will BTFO YuGAY so hard his grandpa goes back to the Shadow Realm

>>149861530
>>149861538
You can’t just spoiler every single Yugi vs Ash thread like that.

>>149861530
>HAL OUT OF NOWHERE

>>149861491
10% the same arguments about scaling/wank and power interactions for the MU that already seem to happen every second thread and 90% cuckposting

>>149861469
>>MFW IM GODZILLA ULTIMA AND BANNER SOLVES THE EQUATION IN UNDER AN ATTOSECOND AND CONVINCES ME TO KILL MYSELF WHILE CLAIMING MEI KAMINO'S POST-COLLEGE ASS FOR HIMSELF BECAUSE I HAVE NO OTHER WINCON
>T. The Equation was Hulk figuring out the diameter of the footprint Godzilla would oneshot stomp him again in the next crossover.

>>149861566
Hulk cucks...

>>149861553
Hal isn't the only one lusting after ASS Ketchum

>>149861494
against digimon

>>149861591
GohDAMN

>>149861538
Just missing something with jeets otherwise it's got everything

>>149861591
Gary OakDAMN

>>149861591
Serena is so lucky..

>>149861591
Bayleef is so lucky...

>>149861596
Given Ash will undoubtedly bring Lucario, if he wins I think Lucario in DB will have caused like, top 3 most seethe in the whole series between the "pity win" Digimon posters and everyone batting for YGO in these threads

What a joke superhero

*Dominates every matchup*

>>149861723
>CuckTale showing up
After the MEME character fucked their mom? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>149861744
>hetero sex
>in a toby fox game
lmao if only he wasn't a wokey tranny

>>149861591
Yugi is so lucky…

>>149861521
Kratos fucks his daughter?