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Anonymous No.149861364 >>149861586 >>149861614 >>149861642 >>149862685 >>149862697 >>149863388 >>149863406 >>149863480 >>149863532 >>149866209 >>149866283 >>149867822 >>149868109 >>149871471
>"Why do you want to join the army, son?"
Anonymous No.149861375
To spend more time with you, dad.
Anonymous No.149861586
>>149861364 (OP)
>Because it's mandatory and I get to eat food instead of get pictures of food to set up on tables when UNICEF drives quickly through out village.
Anonymous No.149861606 >>149861630
The comfort women and to be able to shoot field grade officers and call it accidental
Sir
Anonymous No.149861614 >>149861630
>>149861364 (OP)
i wanna kill people
Anonymous No.149861630
>>149861606
>>149861614
Only based responses ITT
Anonymous No.149861642 >>149861649
>>149861364 (OP)
what the FUCKpip were they thinking with making these videos?
Anonymous No.149861649 >>149862697
>>149861642
>what were they thinking?
Rape
Anonymous No.149862486
I find it funny how the cartoon tries to portray the military general as morally just even though he looks like hes in north korean military attire
Anonymous No.149862685 >>149862779
>>149861364 (OP)
"To be racist on government dime instead of doing it for free here."
Anonymous No.149862697 >>149862779
>>149861364 (OP)
>>149861649
When is this from?
Anonymous No.149862779 >>149862905 >>149871549
>>149862685
God i wanna fuck yuki yoshida
>>149862697
This is the video the OP is referencing
https://youtu.be/BpQveRzD3sQ?si=B_hLfKYxRExEgS3V
And this is the video the other post was referencing
https://youtu.be/tHXUbd_Fih4?si=SYmw19j8zDC6jXDu
Anonymous No.149862905 >>149862981
>>149862779
It's a little creepy they're just blue skinned, bald humanoids.
Anonymous No.149862981
>>149862905
Megamind turned rapist

I assume theyre all blue so as to not depict a specific race
Anonymous No.149863388
>>149861364 (OP)
War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.
Anonymous No.149863406
>>149861364 (OP)
I want to fuck foreign pussy and get paid for it
Anonymous No.149863480
>>149861364 (OP)
I THOUGHT THE CORPS WOULD STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE SIR
Anonymous No.149863532 >>149863669 >>149864497
>>149861364 (OP)

TO GIVE MY LIFE FOR THE GLORY OF ISRAEL SIR
Anonymous No.149863669
>>149863532
I fucking miss when wyatt mann drawings were everywhere on this site, but back then they were posted (mostly) ironically and as a joke. Now its mostly serious. BTW i agree fuck is-it-real
Anonymous No.149864497 >>149864800
>>149863532
Despite two completely opposite presidents and cojoining major conflicts involving Israel. The US has done nothing but continue to sell weapons and buy weapons.
Anonymous No.149864800
>>149864497
Joe biden was a corporate democrat DINO who i genuinely believe voted for trump in the latest election
Anonymous No.149866209 >>149869716 >>149870193
>>149861364 (OP)
to be like my hero of course.
Anonymous No.149866283 >>149867057
>>149861364 (OP)
>UN will never pay you millions to make a shitpost with Blue Da Ba Dee - tier animation
Anonymous No.149867057
>>149866283
Right? I wanna make my own proship megamind fanfics and get paid by the UN for it
Anonymous No.149867822 >>149867843
>>149861364 (OP)
To serve chubby female officer
Anonymous No.149867843 >>149868223
>>149867822
Anonymous No.149868109 >>149868127 >>149868223
>>149861364 (OP)
Because I want to fuc- huh fight for my country.
Anonymous No.149868127 >>149868185
>>149868109
Why does she have to wear an uniform?
Anonymous No.149868185
>>149868127
Because it is hotter this way.
Anonymous No.149868223
>>149867843
Would
>>149868109
Would
Anonymous No.149869716 >>149869835
>>149866209
>>>/pol/
Anonymous No.149869835
>>149869716
Anonymous No.149870193 >>149871095
>>149866209
Which kraut loser was that one again?
Anonymous No.149871095 >>149871300
>>149870193
The super diddler one.
Anonymous No.149871300 >>149872463
>>149871095
>super diddler one
QRD?
Anonymous No.149871471
>>149861364 (OP)
Looks like a soviet rapist
Anonymous No.149871549 >>149872200
>>149862779
>to uhhhh, keep the peace, and protect all women and children, sir?
KWAB
Anonymous No.149872200
>>149871549
Nigga deserves to be hazed by the other soldiers
Anonymous No.149872463
>>149871300
That guy is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oskar_Dirlewanger who was the commander of the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirlewanger_Brigade
The nazis needed more people to hold occupied territory, so obviously they made a ss unit with convicted criminals and who better to lead them than an officer already convicted for many crimes including child rape?

>Despite being an accomplished soldier who was considered brave,[93] Oskar Dirlewanger is invariably described as an extremely cruel man by historians and researchers. As such, he has been called "a psychopathic killer and child molester" by Steven Zaloga,[94] "a professional killer, fully malefic" by Rhodes,[70] "a sadist and necrophiliac" by Bryan Mark Rigg,[95] "an expert in extermination and a devotee of sadism and necrophilia" by J. Bowyer Bell,[96] and a "sadistic, amoral alcoholic" by Stang.[6]

>The unit is regarded as the most brutal and notorious Waffen-SS unit, with its soldiers described as "The ideal genocidal killers who neither gave nor expected quarter."[3] The unit is regarded as the most infamous Waffen-SS unit in Poland and Belarus,[4] and was one of the worst military units in modern European history in terms of criminality and cruelty.[5]
>During its operations, the unit participated in the mass murder of civilians and committed other atrocities in German-occupied Eastern Europe. It gained a reputation among Wehrmacht and the Waffen-SS officers for its brutality. It epitomized the "anti-partisan activity on the Eastern front that emerged from the image of the hunt and the animalization of the enemy."[6] The unit continuously committed sadistic acts of violence, torture, rape and murder, and enjoyed plundering wherever they went, even killing each other during looting.[7] Dirlewanger himself often beat and killed his own troops as well, especially when they displeased him.[8]