Thread 149862063

Yeah. What's your point?
https://youtu.be/U1SebebY6rg?si=347Hc6gJ6JSPIGrx

>>149862063 (OP)
So, is Bobby the new Self-Insert of the Week?

>>149862063 (OP)
White men have no idea about the power they have over women. If they weren't mostly so socially dysfunctional, weird, entitled, neurotic and sometimes just outright bigoted even the mid ones could be slaying pussy just by being a white man who isn't an obnoxious piece of shit.

How often is faggot OP going to make this thread I wonder
stay tuned for next week

>>149862063 (OP)
He looks cute
>t. fag

>>149862077
bobby has always been a chick magnet, even as a child
he is just confident and funny, which gets him really far
it also really helps that he is a genuinely nice guy on top of that

the show explicitly compares him to the conventionally attractive but awkward joseph, who couldnt get any girls at all

>>149862063 (OP)
"She lets me hit it because I'm goofy."

>The black girl Connie brought for him wanted to fuck after 15 minutes of knowing him
>All he did was ignore her and stare at Connie
Who the fuck really thinks Bobby is smashing with anyone that isn’t over 250?

>>149862097
I had to become a passport bro to get out of this hell scape that is modern dating in America

>>149862063 (OP)
unironically yes

>>149862063 (OP)
I won't lie. I would have sex with Robert Hill

>>149862499
This is where being goofy gets you
Get on the fucking treadmill

>>149862063 (OP)
What would a hug from Bobby feel like?

>>149862611
>Hurr passport bro
No, faggot, you can do it in the west too, you're all just too weird to actually maximise your potential

>>149862816
I know this is probably fake because it's Reddit, but god damn that's brutal.

>>149862890
Connie basically said the same thing
>Youre not enm material because youre husband material
>I don’t wanna fuck you, but I’ll let you pay my bills after I’ve had my pussy blown out by a fraternity

>>149862063 (OP)
I hate the timeline for the new season so much theres no way Bobby is 21 in 2025. All the college stuff is just nonsense imo. I'd rather see Bobby and everyone in the adult world in their 30s. Bobby was born after 9/11 and Cotten had to have died around 2017. I just hate it.

>>149862927
I don’t get why they didn’t make him 30. Bobby being born in 2004 is so weird

>>149862063 (OP)
literally always has been.

>>149862097
Aw look at the ugly poc that got dumped by a white man

>>149863073
>white men are literally the most desirable men on the planet, most of them are just so weird it doesn't matter
>LOL POC GOT DUMPED BY A WHITE GUY
I'm sorry, anon, you're not some oppressed incel who's loved by no one. Literally all you have to do is develop social skills and hit the gym.

>>149863045
Idk, it making a bunch of older episodes not canon doesnt help my disliking for the change. RIP Y2K episode

>>149863114
The juice ain’t worth the squeeze. The only places left to meet girls are bars, and I don’t feel like spending $40 on liquor just to hear
>Sorry, I have a boyfriend
Easier to just start looking abroad once you can afford to travel

>>149863154
>The juice ain’t worth the squeeze.
ah yes, the severe, debilitating squeeze of not being a schizotypal sperg who can't hold a conversation

>>149863114
cultivate social skills where? with whom?
I don’t think you’ve made a proper appraisal of the impacts of the post-covid world.

>>149863174
After COVID I started going to the gym, taking improv and cooking classes, cycling with a cycling group and, of course, socialising with my existing friend group. It's actually really super easy to find friends if you're not a total sperg, you have empathy, and you actually put yourself out there. Most of the people who blab about a loneliness epidemic literally don't even bother to step outside of their comfort zone and routine enough to genuinely build new friendships with people or discover new hobbies and interests.

>Genuinely nice and friendly
>Confident, funny and charismatic
>Has a solid job and owns a restaurant
>Dependable, sincere and mature
>Hard-working and diligent
>Can comfortably talk to women without making an ass of himself or being creepy, which is already half the battle
I don't know why it's so surprising that Bobby gets it wet

>>149863161
I’m 6ft tall, have blond hair and blue eyes, a perfect smile, and can carry a conversation easily. Still strike out all the time. It’s extremely difficult if you’re buy yourself a lot
Sorry I don’t feel like wasting money at bars to chat up girls with 4 BD’s when I know exotic women are waiting for me elsewhere.

>>149863199
>socialising with my existing friend group
This completely invalidates any point you may have had.

>>149863271
Damn, faggot, what, do you think I was just born with a friend group? You have to go out and actually fucking make friends. I have several friend groups, many of which were made after COVID. Stop making excuses for having no charisma or drive.

>>149863269
>I’m 6ft tall, have blond hair and blue eyes, a perfect smile, and can carry a conversation easily.
Just from how you've described yourself I can tell you're probably insufferable and overconfident.

>>149863114
desu I actually kind of love how spergy and insane most men are - it makes it real easy for me to impress women just by not being a massive piece of shit.

>>149863199
>It's actually really super easy to find friends if you're not a total sperg
You do realize that most people that have trouble making friends are usually ugly spergs, right? Just because you're some confident normalfag doesn't mean it's that simple for others.

>>149863455
>Just because you're some confident normalfag
I'm on 4chan, faggot. I too was an ugly sperg before I started actually putting time and effort into cultivating social skills, getting in shape and finding people I clicked with. If you want to be lonely, fine, but stop pretending it's anything other than self-inflicted.

>>149863269
>Actually I'm a perfect, infallible male specimen and those stupid bitches still won't date me so I'm just going to go and bang a bunch of women who are desperate for money and green cards so they can't say no to me
It's like you guys can't even hear yourselves

>>149862910
If that's they way you understand it you need some serious grass-touching, stat

>>149862456
That's what many people don't get, you see people, specially here, complaining that they are ugly and therefore can't get chick and all, when the most important thing is to show confidence and that you can be good company.

at some point talking about this shit on 4chan just becomes pointless because we can't see each other and too much anecdotal evidence and variables are thrown around when it comes to dating. though if you truly are tall and attractive and can't date successfully then it is absolutely your personality that is trash. i have also seen short and ugly men get attractive women obsessed with them to the point of begging for their cum inside them so.. it depends too much on the woman. plenty of women are shallow but plenty of women aren't too.

>>149863365
Looks are important, homie. First sight attraction matters more than you think. Also, I move to a new state every 2 months. It's hard for me to have a consistent friend group, and even harder to convince the new people I meet who are close to my age at work to go out to a bar with me so I can pick up chicks that might not even be there. I can talk to girls on tinder, but the rate of getting ghosted on tinder is sky high.
Bobby IRL would be pounding tortas if anything

>>149863733
It's basically the same consolation prize Forrest gets with Jenny. That kid definitely ain't his either.
No thanks. Double it and give that shit to the next person

>>149864124
looks are important for some women, others not so much. i really don't believe you guys haven't ever seen couples where the guy is punching way above his weight. i went to a concert recently and an obese average height bald dude with glasses sitting beside me had a smoking hot gf at least a decade younger than him, cute face and a great body. he clearly wasn't rich either just a regular guy. some women just have weird fucking unexplainable taste in men.

>>149864191
Personally in my experience, most couples are equal in terms of looks, but there are far more tall, handsome dudes with uglier ladies than there is short, ugly dudes with pretty ladies. Sure anythings possible, but ugly dudes get the short stick 99% of the time.

>>149864237
in my experience i almost never see ugly women with good looking men, the ugly women are almost always with average guys or their looksmatch and the "chads" are almost always with the women you'd expect them to be with. i see FAR more average or below average guys punching above their weight than average or ugly women. we can just do this all day and it won't change anything though. i almost never catch myself thinking "wow that guy could do better" it's always "wow that guy is a lucky bastard".

>>149863580
Passport bro life is more fun. I'm still young and lucky enough to have the time and money to do this
Most girls I probably want to meet are too busy working to socialize anyways