Thread 149862429

What the fuck Peter?

>>149862429 (OP)
Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Rapes whatever a spider can

>>149862429 (OP)
Yes Peter was a real shithead back then. It's even worse when he's dealing with Johnny.

>>149862429 (OP)
>>149862439
Is this Ditko?

>>149862471
Nah it's Kirby

>>149862429 (OP)
This Peter would have raped Paul to assert dominance

>>149862429 (OP)
I hope Tom Holland acts like this in the new movie.

>>149862429 (OP)
I miss mean, kinda racist, kinda sexist old school Peter Parker who didn't take shit form anyone

>>149863608
>old Peter is mean, sexist racist chud
>has bitches all over him wanting his dick
>nu-Peter is soft comformist basedboy
>gets cucked by beta male stereotypes ala Paul
I'm noticing a pattern here

>>149863608
>>149863663
they are telling it to your face at this point.

>>149862439
>>149862471
Peter was wildly out of character that issue. Definitely because it was Kirby making this half issue, where he pisses off the Fantastic 4.

>>149862855
Kirby channeling the spirit of Ditko.

>>149862439
>It's even worse when he's dealing with Johnny.
It doesn't matter which continuity it's in. Human Torch brings out the worst in peter and vice versa. They're like the asshole friend that you have to help out because he got you out of a jam thatone time.

I can't believe with all the takes on Spider-man, we still don't have someone giving us this version of Spidey. He's so soft nowadays.

>>149862429 (OP)
Americas incarnation of rapeman

>>149863859
GOD what i wouldn't give to see 60s incel spider man adapted in a major piece of media like a cartoon or movie

>>149863801
It felt in line with how he was in Amazing

>>149863859
The closest we ever got was Peter in TAS.
It's funny how despite TAS being as influential for Spider-Man as Batman's TAS was for him, the only thing people commonly adopt from TAS is the symbiote suit making Peter more aggresive.

>>149863904
Incel Spider-man would be preferable to current Spectacular Spider-cuck

>>149863859
Liberals literally get a heart attack whenever they see a straight white guy who isn't a weak, emasculated idiot
they hate straight white men that much

>>149863859
He mellows out once he starts getting bitches.
But in the early issues he always thinking about doing bad thing and the only thing that stops him is Aunt May would find out and she would instantly die

>>149862429 (OP)
He was sixteen. We're not always the brightest specimens at that age.

>>149863911
If there's anyone Spidey is gonna make fun of, it's going to be a guy trying to kill him. That Kirby issue was weird with Peter just showing up to Johnny's party just to stir up shit. Even when Reed and Ben tried to get him to cool it, Peter tried to go toe-to-toe with the F4. Best you can say is Peter got really sick of Johnny being a public darling while he's always treated like a public nuisance.

Do you guys think Steve used this line on some New York harlots back in the day?

kek old comic book fans were based

>>149864739
kek /co/ would screech about peter being emasculated and "soider-man"

>>149864739
Based Sidney.

>>149864739
Nerds were chads in the past, if you need proof then go watch revenge of the nerds.

>>149862429 (OP)
Just guys being guys.

>>149862429 (OP)
I think the idea was that he's being an impulsive, hot-headed teenager, butting heads with another one. But, yeah, it reads like he just woke up one day and decided to be a prick.

>>149863904
>>149864135
holy shit...it would be like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown.
imagine peter complaining about that shit while his roomate is having issues with his bitchy gf.

>>149865638
>two of them are lolis
Spidey posts on /co/?

>>149863663
huh, what if he had split personality where both peter and spiderman are different people? best of both worlds and add in the classic bronx newyorker accent.

>>149865795
yup.
blame palcomix for that one though.

>>149865568
Why is she such a slut?

>>149866035
the better question is wondering how the hell did mr fantastic ended marrying a stacy, literally 90% of all characters across marvel history had gotten to know her in bed.

well torch was always afraid peter was going to steal his girl. (peter, not spiderman)

>>149863608
I don't remember him being racist against white tiger

>>149866100
>stacy, literally 90% of all characters across marvel history had gotten to know her in bed.
That's not a Stacey, Stacey doesn't give it out to every Tom, Dick, and Harry. Chads only.

>>149864739
And the idea of Mary Jane Watson was born.

>>149863859
>>149862429 (OP)
i take this peter on the current emasculated sissy peter

>>149863859
This is a lot of the problem with modern books. Peter wasn't a loser because he was some down on his luck adorkable nerd. He was a loser because he was an asshole with a temper and a chip on his shoulder that often made dumb mistakes.

>>149868358
>1k$ for several months of rent
Boomers had it so fucking good

>>149868358
>Peter wasn't a loser because he was some down on his luck adorkable nerd. He was a loser because he was an asshole with a temper and a chip on his shoulder that often made dumb mistakes.
AND super-hero shenanigans robbed him of opportunities. He chose other people's lives over his own.
But you're right, Peter is better when he's more hot-headed.

>>149868940
It's only 6k for several month's rent now!
Shouldn't you be more thankful to banks and businesses for artificially inflating the housing market thus making the country's GDP larger? If GDP goes up, nothing else matters!

>>149868358
>>149868967
Explaining this to normies who love the Raimi movies is practically impossible. It sucks they’re so influential.

>>149869053
At this point in my life I've just accepted that ITSV is probably the most accurate classic Peter we're ever gonna get on the big screen.

>>149866035
It's Spider-Man, bro.

>>149863878
It's dingaling time

>>149869012
>6k for several month's rent
>In New York
Bro. Average tiny ass small studio there is over 3k.

>>149866508
>Chads only.
and she is surrounded by them anon.

>>149869053
Raimi's Peter was also an asshole, Raimi-anon.

>>149865638
Webbin' all over the power pack lolis

Now i know why peter in STAS was hanging out with that cancer girl

>>149869311
Name a single time Raimi Peter blows up at someone other than Uncle Ben and symbiote-induced aggression.

>>149868358
nah he was a loser because he always ended up doing what is right as spider-man even if it really hurt him as peter parker.
he is a selfless hero who likes to bitch about it.
hence why he used to have no time for other people giving him shit because he already had sacrificed so much for them.

>>149863608
>>149863663
Marvel being accidentally based is already a tradition

>>149869053
Raimi Spider-Man was fine. Spider-Man still made jokes at the expense of other peoples, saved damsels and got the girl.
Modern spidey is a weak emascualted cuck who gets rescued or beaten up by women every storyline.

>>149869483
I always love it when villains become that what they fear or hate the most

>>149869479
Kino

>>149869507
I have an idea, lets have solidjj and amerikaner with colaws write a new spiderman story.

>>149869515
Jesus fucking christ Peter what the fuck

>>149868940
>Boomers had it so fucking good
Wait till you see how much you could actually buy a house for.

>>149869133
>le old and busted loser
>smiles at Gwen and Miles interacting like a good little cuck
>needed Miles' dog ass to get him to fuck his supermodel wife
>accurate
Absolutely not. Garfield's Peter was light years more accurate than that and he wasn't even that good.

>>149866243
old peter didn't really like mutans which was pretty based.

>>149869522
Well that was always sort of the point. A villain, say Magneto, has a tragic back story and it broke him. Because he let his rage and pain consume him he became the very monster that created him. It's the tragic irony of villains. Their backstory is not meant to be an excuse or even a justification. It's an explanation and a reminder that we too could fall down the dark path if we don't strive for goodness.

>>149869395
The fist fight with Flash. The homophobic needling of Bonesaw. The fight promoter who screwed him. Webbing Jameson's mouth during the confrontation with the Goblin.

>>149869633
In this movie, Gwen was not Peter's girlfriend and did not exist in his universe.
although it is true that this character was not accurate to the comics

>>149869656
I liked how General Ross become Red Hulk

>>149869699
He doesn't even talk to Flash at all during the fight, how is he blowing up at him?
Hell I'm pretty sure Peter doesn't say a single thing to Flash in that movie.

>>149869633
The only problem with Garfield's Peter was the emo skatedboarding scene other then that he was great.

>>149869999
He blew up at him by knocking him out with his fist.

>>149870063
He was also way too pretty to be Peter who's handsome in a nerdy way, not a pretty boy way.

>>149864535
>That Kirby issue was weird with Peter just showing up to Johnny's party just to stir up shit.
Peter would, yes. Dude wasn't some goody two shoes till decades later.
>Even when Reed and Ben tried to get him to cool it, Peter tried to go toe-to-toe with the F4.
Like he did in ASM#1. Peter used to be the type to throw hands first, ask questions maybe someday.

>>149862429 (OP)
This is why miles morales is objectively the better Spiderman

>>149864156
>He mellows out once he starts getting bitches.
Nah.

>>149870195
>go hit on the gigastacy you previously pissed off
>insult her instead
>third strike parry her slap
>provoke the simp running to her rescue
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE US

>>149864824
>Nerds were chads in the past, if you need proof then go watch revenge of the nerds.
That's a movie, sperg.
>>149870132
>He was also way too pretty to be Peter who's handsome in a nerdy way, not a pretty boy way.
Pete IS a pretty boy, bro.

>>149870063
>that music
>emo
Brother you're not even in the same ballpark of genres.

>>149870275
>Pete IS a pretty boy, bro.
And then you have this nigga out to steal yo girl.

>>149870316
makes you understand why Betty was messing with a kid in highschool

>>149869149
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, sexual assaulting Spider-Man!

>>149870425
She's clearly into it, bro. Pays to not be some fugly geek.

>>149870316
Looking at this and then his face in the Insomniac games and weeping.

>>149862429 (OP)
See, Peter deserves to be cucked.

>>149870316
If the F4 were teens and contemporaries to Pete, then Reed would have something to worry about.

>>149868358
comic? looks kino

>>149870531
Give me a Spidey manga with a teen F4 as his squad. Let the nerdy Reed seethe that Sue's attentions lean more towards the more delinquent-like Spidey.

>>149869483
>Marvel being accidentally based
This wasn't accidental, the whole point of the scene was having Marvel's Turbo Nazi point out that Magneto is as bad as him or worse, written at a time when when virtually everyone at Marvel except Claremont wanted Magneto to be a villain.

The problem was that fandom in general just celebrated the story as "A Holocaust survivor beats up a Nazi", Wizard recommended the issue several times, and perpetuated this take on the issue.

>>149870876
>everyone at Marvel except Claremont wanted Magneto to be a villain
Maybe everyone at Marvel should have fucked off if the guy who made the character who he is is telling you no.
Don't like it? Make your own Magneto bitch.

>>149870303
>Any and all 2000s or early 2010s rock-ish music I dislike must be emo
This isn't the first time I've seen this on /co/, either.

>>149870960
You're literally arguing for why Claremont should have made his own OC in the first place, you just don't realize it yet.

>>149871020
Magneto was a nothing character before Claremont.

>>149870275
In college as drawn by Romita. With Garfield, I couldn't take it seriously that this guy didn't have half a dozen girls flocking around him at all times. Peter wasn't popular with women until after he had been bitten by the spider and got muscles and confidence.

>>149871038
No, he was what his creators intended him to be; Mutant Hitler, and the archenemy of the X-Men. That was all he ever needed to be. And now he's an awful character Marvel pretends is a hero because of people like you simping for him, and writers of virtually every other comic and cartoon want to do their own "actually the irredeemable arch-villain was the real hero all along" because of him.

But let's not derail a Spider-Man thread any further with an argument about an X-Men villain.

>>149870132
I dunno. Peter started look pretty charming into the Romita era

>>149871188
I think if they actually did collage era Peter (and dropped the stupid skateboard shit) Garfield might actually have been spot on. Of course they're obsessed with high school shit though.

>>149871344
>No, he was what his creators intended him to be; Mutant Hitler, and the archenemy of the X-Men. That was all he ever needed to be. And now he's an awful character Marvel pretends is a hero because of people like you simping for him, and writers of virtually every other comic and cartoon want to do their own "actually the irredeemable arch-villain was the real hero all along" because of him.

The next phase of Magneto and the X-Men is going to be as an analogy of Zionism.

>>149871344
I feel like if your property is failing and you bring in someone to fix it - and then said fixing causes it to become a best selling comic for multiple decades - that person kind of becomes the authority on what should be done with the characters.
You don't get to say "actually we liked it better before" when the fixed version is what brought it to your attention in the first place.

>>149871386
The Raimi films pivoted to college within the first movie so I can understand why they wanted to do something different, but yeah, he would have been a fine enough casting choice for college Peter, just not high school Peter.

>>149871463
That's a really disingenuous argument, because it implies that the reason for Silver Age X-Men not taking off was Magneto, and that he was inherently "broken" in some way, and also that Claremont turning Magneto into Muh Holocaust Man was the one singular thing that made X-Men a best selling comic, both of which are completely untrue. Magneto actually saw more use than the X-Men themselves during the years they were cancelled, and the book had become one of Marvel's best sellers before he got that origin.

We can acknowledge that Claremont and Byrne turned X-Men into a comic that sold well while also acknowledging that once they split and didn't have the other around as a balance, and were too big for most editors to say no to, they both did some really stupid things that did a lot of damage to Marvel, and this was one of them.

Now let's just agree to disagree and get back to Spider-Man in a Spider-Man Thread.

>>149870327
Back in the day Betty was younger than Peter, she was working for Jameson because her mother was sick and brother was a criminal that went off on his own

>>149871555
The first ASM movie had some really confused early marketing where they were promoting it as an untold story from Peter's time in high school, then the narrative changed to it being a total reboot.

>>149871760
I think Sony just thought it sounded cool, it was always a complete reboot.

I suppose everyone has a Spider-man that 'got it right' for them. Who's yours?
Mine's 90's TAS. I used to think it was nostalgia but upon re-watching it he showcased his smarts more than once, needing Peter Parker to help Spider-man, he could be brash and hot-headed even without the symbiote, and he was built like a tank instead of a twink.

>>149873180
Definitely >>149869133 for me.
He's got the right amount of self-interested, "tired of everyone's shit" attitude I want out of the character while not being a totally jaded asshole.
I also love the voice, feels like voice acting for Spidey is pretty one note nowadays, but Jake Johnson left such an impression on me that it's actually how I read Pete's dialog in the comics now.
It's a shame the crew is clearly more interested in exploring Miles cause I feel like a whole movie just out of Peter B. doing his thing sans multiverse shenanigans would be a hit.

>>149873180
TAS Spidey is still how I read the characters voice

>>149869633
>((cuck))
>married the love of his life and had an adorable daughter unlike the faglord from comic 616
>confirmed to be from 616 making him the main spider-man of ITSVerses and not some variant
>to rub it on marvel's face they even confirmed the birth of mayday is a canon event
B. Parker is like mainline Peter if OMD never happened. It's both simultaneously joyful and sad to look at.

>>149865568
Spider-Chad

>>149871438
Claremont already did that. His Magneto is a mix of revisionist zionism and kahanism and his Xavier is a mix between assimilationism and labor zionism. He said he based Xavier on Ben-Gurion and Magneto on Begin and Kahane.

>>149864151
Holy victim complex

>>149871760
>>149872377
There was a lot more stuff with the mystery of his parents and stuff in the film, but it got cut due to test audiences not liking it. "The Untold Story" tagline was still kept, but all that untold shit got cut.

>>149870960
>guy who made the character
claremont did not create magneto you dumbass
he was created in 1963 by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko and was always an asshole villain, him being a holocaust survivor turning around and enacting a holocaust of his own against humanity was meant to be ironic, he'd learned all the wrong lessons and really believed the only problem was the wrong people were being exterminated.
That's why Red Skull gets along with him, they're both supremacist racist genocidal maniacs, they just disagree over which is the master race.

it's genuinely so fucking funny to see people like you miss the point so badly.
>aybe everyone at Marvel should have fucked off if the guy who made the character who he is is telling you no.
The guy who created the character has him as an unrepentant villain, not a whiny twitter power fantasy for zionists

Spider-Man left an upper-decker in the Torch's toilet.

>>149874323
He was pretty abusive to his minions too

>>149862429 (OP)
Huh...

>>149869699
Yelling at his landlord about the door

>>149870531
Peter legitimately had his chance when Sue was interested in him and she wasn't with Reed. Imagine if Peter and Sue got together and he moved into the Baxter building.

>>149874323
Claremont is the one who came up with the Holocaust survivor background for Magneto.
Stan and Kirby may have created him and the other characters, but Claremont is the one who turned them into a runaway success after the original run of the book had failed and been cancelled.
Like I said in another post, the people at Marvel bitching that Magneto wasn't evil anymore wouldn't even give a shit about him had Claremont not turned him into the A-lister character he is now.

>>149874047
Yeah, just ignore how the movies are overtly aggressive Miles propaganda.

>>149876717
>Claremont is the one who came up with the Holocaust survivor background for Magneto.
I don't think it was even expressly holocaust and was more just some vague eastern eruo shit show, which would obviously be ww2 but they didn't specify as much

>>149876809
No it was pretty explicitly the holocaust.

spider-man caught on tape saying evil things

>>149876874
That masked menace will finally face justice.

>>149863859
>Double accounts is ass bruh. If they keep pushing me, they gonna meet the real me. Fuck around, find out, no cap
Why don't comic book characters speak in modern slang? It worked in the 60's, why not now?

>>149869483
Red skull is supposed to be the bad guy here:

>>149862429 (OP)
It was a different time...

>>149864156
He was already getting girls. Liz Allen agrees to go out with him in like issue 3 or 5, another girl hints at wanting Pete to ask her out, and then he gets pulled into the Liz and Betty triangle with Aunt May trying to set him up with MJ.

People just don't want to admit that a White Man can be assertive and take no crap.

>>149876885
Old slang was invented by White people. It was witty, intuitive, and at times with age could be a little humorous.

Modern slang is invented by Non-Whites. It's incomprehensible garbage.

>>149863911
Kirby was at least trying to make him sound like Spidey, but due to writing FF and wanting to use Spidey as a villain he had to write him out of character. Spidey would never go chasing down a dame and crash a party acting like a scoundrel trying to impress her. He would either be busy with his own thing and wait until he naturally ran into her or maybe go out of his way to pay her a direct visit if that wasn't likely to ever happen, but if she didn't take the bait right off the bat he would be done with her, perhaps for good.

>>149864151
It's true.
>>149874265
That's rich coming from you.
>>149864503
18.

>>149868940
After Pete sells his first set of photos to Jameson he makes enough money to pay Aunt May's rent for an entire year.

>>149876773
Let's ignore that you're a mouth-breathing retard and say that it is true for argument's sake, I fail to see how this is a relevant point to what I just said.

>>149869133
My only complaint with him is that he seems a little too jocky and non-geeky.
I'm sure comics Peter would be a little more enthusiastic about the tech side of the shit happening in the movie rather than just being like
>I need the goober to override the machine

>>149876924
A lot of modern writers are so far up their own buts they don't even realize what they were on about.

>>149877168
No, they know exactly what they're doing.
>basic conservative talking points
>coming from the mouth of a guy everyone already knows as an irredeemably evil villain
>if you agree with what this guy's saying you must be as bad as him, see?
>villain does something heinous on the very next page to drive the point home
That particular issue was also one of the many times they try to pretend suicide bombing is a thing white "far right" terrorists do.

>>149877092
It is true and admitted by Lord and Miller themselves.
It's relevant because you're praising a version of Peter created to be subversive to the character and used as a pawn to further the Miles propaganda.
You already know all this of course and just being obtuse on purpose.

Oh, and by the way:
Peter Parker is Spider-Man
Miles Morales is Miles Morales

Proceed with the seethe now.

>>149862435
>trying to impress a girl is the same as rape
When are you faggots going to finally go away?

>>149877581
Miles Morales is Spider-Man.

>>149877631
Marvel doesn't seem to think so.

>>149877685
They don't?

>>149877581
Okay? You still haven't explained how this doesn't make Peter B. a better Peter than 616 or any other Peter to date. You know, the guy with a happy marriage and a kid, the one who actually mentored Miles to completion instead of simping for him like he's the better Spider-Man like "this city doesn't need me when it has you" SHITsomniac-man, or overshadowed by him like 616-man, or just killed off to make room for him like Bendis-man
Every other iteration of Miles pisses me off because he's written like shit and causes Peter to be sidelined, you just don't like him because you are a culture war obsessed fat burgerchucking MAGAbaby.
Oh and by the way
>Peter B. is the best Peter Parker
>ITSV Miles is probably the only good Miles
>ITSV Peter and Miles have the best written dynamic

>>149877700
He needed Miles to get him to get his shit together and have a kid with MJ.
Miles shouldn't exist in any capacity, and he especially shouldn't have a pivotal role in anything relating to Peter.
ITSV is dogshit and you're an Indian who defends a character created by a bald jew that jerks off to blacks because you share a skin color.
Don't reply to me again unless it is to curse Israel and Vishnu by name.

>>149877724
He did not need Miles to get his shit together. They said Mayday's birth was a canon event by word of god. He was going to get his shit together regardless if Miles was there or not. He can do it because he's not an emotionally immature manchild who can't let go of his aging dying old aunt and sells his marriage and unborn child to the devil.

>>149877755
>canon event
So canon events are good now? I thought we were supposed to be on Miles's side and reject canon events because that would mean letting his dad die like Miguel said.

>>149876773
Movies tend to be that way about their protagonists

>>149877775
A protagonist so good that he can never carry a story by himself.

>>149875515
I can't believe they ever let Raimi write this stuff!

>>149877783
What's your favorite story with 0 secondary characters?

>>149877796
I thought the first Raimi movie was pretty good. No multiverse Spiderpeople anywhere in it, just Peter.

>>149877820
Stop arguing with a jew. You're wasting your time.

>>149877838
This board is just bots, shartyniggers and thirld-worlders, man. When's the next USM coming out again?

>>149863859
>pic
If he didn't have aunt may would have gone a full public identity?

I need more of Peter losing his temper

>>149868358
>hah, shut her up.
>wait a second, WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT?
kek

>>149874047
Its not canon

>>149877700
>You still haven't explained how this doesn't make Peter B. a better Peter than 616 or any other Peter to date. You know, the guy with a happy marriage and a kid, the one who actually mentored Miles to completion instead of simping for him like he's the better Spider-Man like "this city doesn't need me when it has you"

Well for one, hes not the main lead and hes a retired has been. Marvel is spelling out its impossible for Peter to be Spidey thr more hes Spidey and deconstructs how hero life mentally ruins him. Not the hill to die on.

>>149870536
Web of Spider-Man #16

>>149874265
AH A FRIDGE HELP ME NIGGERMAN I'M TOO WEAK

>>149877700
MC2 Peter is better
>Married
>Has kids
>Mentored his kid
>Doesn't have a Miles shitting up his life at all
>Isn't fat or comic relief

>>149878035
Still sucks because Peter's crippled and a total dumbass when hes supposed to be reed lite in being a competent super scientist.

>>149874047
>>149876773
>>149877092
>>149877581
>>149877631
>>149877700
>>149877724
>>149877755
>>149877783
>all this shit fling
>the same.person

Kill yourself

>>149878044
He has the respect of his peers and his family, which is more than most versions of Spider-Man these days

>>149878035
>Doesn't have a Miles shitting up his life at all
Miles disappearing wouldn't impact the writing in ASM in the slightest. Aside from the Spectacular series they barely interact.

>>149863859
Generational difference. People like Kirby were war veterans, and nerd culture, if it existed at all, was different. Meanwhile, most post-70s writers were raised in the city, coddled Gen X writers who were already nerds, and that vision ended up in the character. Not to mention modern readings that say that “incorrect” behavior is unheroic. That's why I don't like Superman's optimism crap. It's an invention of outsider media, which really ended up becoming part of the “canon,” but it wasn't how the character was originally written.

>>149877011
These slang terms sound pretty dumb and childish. In fact, slang terms sound childish in general. Also, the writers were Jewish.

>>149862429 (OP)
If Batman was like this Joker would've been dealt with years ago

>>149864627
This reads like something Stan would say

>>149874047
thanks for remidning me how the people who defend spiderverse are retarded
the movie sole purpase is to attack peter for being a white guy and depicting women and minorites as better
same reason why the spidervese 2 didn't have a single white male spider-man who as not a comic relief character. only the female or minority charactes were depicted as cool and competent.

>>149878653
It's a mindless movie. Take your identity politics elsewhere, anon. Or better yet, keep it up, the dollar is tanking and games will become cheaper.

>>149878676
That argument doesn't work when the entire reason these movies and Miles himself exist is entirely because of identity politics.

>>149876385
Peter was roughly the same age as her brother, he was way too young for her.

>>149879733
She was flirting with him and even accepted to go out with him. If only things worked out.
>Floored that he actually got a date with a superhero celebrity like the Invisible Girl, Peter spent the next few hours with his head in the clouds. In typical Spider-Man fashion, however, he had to turn down his then-love interest Betty Brant when she suggests they go out that night. The rest of the night continued to go downhill. When he picked up Sue (sporting a web bow tie), Spidey realized that as a superhero-on-a-budget he couldn’t afford to take Sue anywhere fancy. Sue even had to drive the two in the FF’s flying car and Spidey could only take her out for pizza. To make matters worse, Sue did nothing but talk about her problems with Mr. Fantastic, Reed Richard and the Sub-Mariner during their entire date!
>Meanwhile Johnny, still fuming over his sister’s date with Spider-Man, managed to convince the Sub-Mariner that Sue has been kidnapped by Spider-Man. Furious, Namor smashed into the pizza parlor and challenged Spider-Man to a fight. Sue had to call in the rest of the Fantastic Four and explain the situation to Namor. Everyone got to walk away happy – even Spider-Man, who got his revenge on Johnny by webbing his car to the ceiling of his garage and letting it smash to the ground.

>>149879797
You know what, JJ was right, he really is a menace.

>>149877697
That's Sony and it's a movie filled with billions of Spider-Men throughout the multiverse. At the end of the day, Pete's the real deal in the minds of those aware globally and on the merchandise.

>>149879807
Peter or Johnny?

>>149877154
>My only complaint with him is that he seems a little too jocky and non-geeky.
Then he's accurate to the original.
>I'm sure comics Peter would be a little more enthusiastic about the tech side of the shit happening in the movie
No, you just want him to be some lame ass cinnamon roll.

>>149879797
Yeah she was just going out with him to assert her independence and make the boys in her life fume, not actually being serious.

>>149879898
How do you get that out of this >>149871188

>>149879934
Read ASM, bro.

>>149879920
Bro she was interested for a short while.

Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four is always great. If only the Future Foundation stuff kept going with Peter on it.

>>149864151
That Peter was just bitter and resentful, as I'm sure you are.

>>149879964
She's a young adult woman talking to a fifteen year old in a costume. I'm sure she'd throw up like Ultimate Black Cat if he ever took the mask off.

>>149880062
>I'm sure she'd throw up like Ultimate Black Cat if he ever took the mask off.
Bro, there have been plenty of adult women who fucked teenagers. Many times the woman herself is pretty fine and the teenage boy's got looks and charm which Spidey does.

>>149880091
that and even USM Felicia realized she still had feelings for him before he died because he kept showing up to help her despite everything

>>149880091
Not enough dudes understand that women will try to justify anything in their heads if they feel so strongly about it. It's always about the feelings. This is why applying logic to them is retarded. It ain't part of the equation.

>>149870195
I fucking kneel Peter-sama

>>149866018
We commissioned it, blame us

>>149864156
He mellows out once he isn't the youngest hero on the block anymore

>>149878007
>hes a retired has been
Except nowhere in the movies do they actually say he's retired. In fact even after his baby is born he's still out and about doing hero stuff and even helping Miguel with multiverse shenanigans.
>Marvel is spelling out its impossible for Peter to be Spidey
Quite literally the opposite, SONY is telling MARVEL that Peter can still have a happy marriage, a child and keep being the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. It's an obvious jab at OMD and the endles status quo of ASM.
>hero life mentally ruins him
Yet we learn in ATSV that after ITSV life's been nothing but good for him and he's even showing little Mayday the ropes. He's a happy motherfucker in his lane and flourishing.
>not the main lead
We've had 8 movies with Peter as the lead, multiple adaptations where he's a high schooler, in college and his early adulthood years. It's only fair that he doesn't hog the screentime in a movie where he's the EXPERIENCED MENTOR. And even then he's still the second most important character.
It's funny how the narratives you schizoids come up with can be debunked if you think for like, more than 5 seconds.

>>149878653
There aren't many white male Spider-Men to begin with, who besides Peter and his clones? Maybe Miguel but he's half Mexican

>>149880417
Too bad Miles' the protag. Would've been cooler to have a young Pete learn from his older AU self or have a Mayday movie.

>>149880454
>or have a Mayday movie.
Modern Hollywood will do ANYTHING to put a black dude in the place of a redhead.

>>149880447
If Marvel made a DCUO type game, I wonder how many horrible spider-sonas there would be,

>>149880062
>I'm sure she'd throw up like Ultimate Black Cat if he ever took the mask off
Still the single most cringe shit Bendis has ever written
The human body doesn't fucking work like that

>>149880491
>Modern Hollywood will do ANYTHING to put a black dude in the place of a redhead
>Next Spider-man reboot has Peter dating Michael-John, a big black guy.
They should do it, I'm ready to see it all burn to the ground.

>>149869515
What could the context for this possibly fucking be

>>149880509
Nah, there are too many people that would support it, either because they're retards who genuinely believe it would be a good thing, or they're actively trying to push an agenda. Society won't heal until people are able to be openly racist in public again without becoming totally persona non grata or unpersoned.

>>149880571
I think people should stop being able to be racist in public and be praised for it.
No, Miles is not a good character. The fact that he's black doesn't change the content of his character. Stop being racist, even in a 'positive' manner.

>>149880417
Everything you just said could be done with Mayday in the lead role and would even be much better. There was never a need for Miles to be there.
Hell, Bailey could work with a more lighthearted Spider-Boy movie instead. You could easily sidestep the dumbass multiverse connections to his origin and keep it simple.

>>149880509
>>149880571
Oh fuck off. Make your own thread or something.

>>149877154
I dunno it fit with his arc of being a jaded well-seasoned cape that he's grown tired of the superficial trappings that always come up. Same with him calling Kingpin's actions word for word

>>149880590
>anon is so racist that he'd rather have spider-boyfaggot movie than miles
jesus christ, listen to yourself. you're a caricature.

what does miles add that another character doesn't?

>>149880626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHtmCliBYBU

>>149880626
Melanin.

>>149880626
The ability to ruin threads that have nothing to do with him because anons can't help themselves and no matter what they're bitching about it always circles back to him? And from there it gets political because of course it would.

>>149880615
Keep crying, baby dick.

>>149880626
The ability to make threads about Peter turn into threads about Miles without a hint of irony.

>>149880615
Why? What's your problem with Bailey? Are you a racist that hates white people or something? You need the protagonist to look like yourself?

I can see the movie right now:
>older Peter married to MJ
>he has stepped back as Spider-Man when Mayday was born
>as a result, underground crime was allowed to flourish
>Bailey is snatched away from his mother and subjected to horrible experiments that give him his powers
>he escapes, but can't go back to his mom because he's on the run
>he idolizes Spider-Man so he wants to be a hero like him
>makes a patchwork costume to fight crime with inbetween sleeping on benches
>Peter catches wind of this
>torn between his need to be there for his wife and underage daughter and his need to help a fanboy with superpowers before he gets killed
>Peter suits up for the first time in a while and makes his grand return
>clears house and offers to protect Bailey under the guise of training him
>he once again has to juggle his personal life with his superhero work
>foes, old and new, appear from the woodwork to seize the city, not knowing Spider-Man has returned
>Bailey learns to leave the heavy lifting to the grownups and do what he can instead, reuniting with his mother in the end
>Peter learns that power and responsibility extend to all aspects of his life, and he can't neglect one of them for the sake of another
>in fact, his interactions with Bailey inspire him to propose having another kid with MJ
>Enter: Richard Parker

Modest budget, no eye-raping animation, moderate success.

>>149880784
>Enter: Richard Parker
Benjy Parker. Richard Parker only exist in a world where Uncle Ben is still alive.

>>149880876
You're right, I was thinking of 6160.

>>149877700
>muh MAGA
Fuck Amerilard political brainrotted retards on either side, hope all democrats and republicans get cancer and die in agony. America is a shithole of low IQ baboons with education and "opinions" to match.
Miles is still a shitty character who's a blight on Spider-Man and Bendis is a hack writer who never made anything good in his life, which is more the reason to never acknowledge his slop.

remember when this was a Spider-Man thread

>>149880509
>Next Spider-man reboot has Peter dating Michael-John, a big black guy.
Andrew tried to make it happen.

>>149881121
who?

>>149880968
Memes are memes they're not black, white, hispanic, asian, male, female, non-binary, or LGBTQIA. They are for everyone to use regardless or who you are or what you identify as. Assigning identifiers to images is just another way to divide this already fractured world.

>>149880265
We did? When did that happen?

>memes
The bot straight up just broke and responded to a post that wasn't made. Hiroshimoot, fix your fucking site already.

>>149880626
Black

>>149862429 (OP)
Spider-Man just wants to fuck Johnny. Classic gay guy move. Kirby was a gay man so it lines up.

>>149880615
>He'd rather have fun stories than lame stories
>This makes him racist
Why you'd have to prove >>149880588 correct so quickly?
Stop worshipping a skin colour, start appreciating quality stories/writing (as much as I hated Slott spider-man run, spider-boy was fairly decent).

>>149880030
>bitter and resentful
no shit, after 15 years of having all my hobbies destoryed and being told I am horrible and need to die simply for my gender and skin color.
I hope Trump or his supporters kill all you woke fucks

>>149874265
yeah

>>149878420
There's not enough alliteration.

>>149878169
Being liked out of pity doesnt mean shit in comics, I want Peter to be praised for his own achievements and special abilities for a change that make people put him on their respective side as the best of them.

>>149880019
>Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four

Retarded since Peter realistically would have been rich and wealthy due to being associated with them

>>149880417
>tdlr spidey glazing projection

Hes still cringe and weak compared to Miguel and ultimately miles.

>>149880626
Black People goals. Plus a black lead sells more than a female role which mayday was.

>>149880512
He was very cross with Johnny

>>149870142
Back in ASM #1 he was just trying to show off to the F4 that he had what it took to fight for their team. He didn't have many feats at that point, and was just looking for cash. That time the almost joined the Avengers didn't go so well because the Avengers were acting like dumb bureaucrats. They gave Peter 1 day to decide if he wanted to join up, and when he did they didn't have an initiation test ready. Pretty much wasting Peter's whole afternoon. Then they sent him to capture the Hulk without explaining what they wanted with the Hulk, so Peter just like Hulk go.
The Kirby issue is still wildly out of character for Peter, Romita did a much better job keeping Peter's personality consistent.

>>149886698
The Fantastic Four aren't rich. Almost all their money goes into research. They just have all their needs taken care of with either money set aside for living expenses or science. Peter tried to join them early into his superhero career and found that out and left pissed off. And Peter has never been able to get rich off of his work. Another early story had him trying to sell his webbing but it dissolved so nobody wanted it. Peter devotes all his research to tech that helps him fight crime. And when he was a billionaire, that was because of Otto and Peter tanked the company. There's also the time when he was a member of the Future Foundation but that was a side thing for him.

So if he lived and stayed with the F4 he would probably have done the same thing he did when he joined the Avengers and moved Aunt May and MJ in there. Not rich or anymore famous than he already is but no more money problems aside from the occasional story about the F4 being broke.

>>149890361
>trying to sell his webbing but it dissolved so nobody wanted it
I still can't believe he can't make money selling that stuff to cops.

>>149869515
Holy shit, I found it. Marvel Team-Up #147 by Cary Burkett. The context is that Johnny's being mind-controlled and Spider-Man pisses him off to snap him out of it.

>>149891855
I admire your dedication.

>>149890463
He can, but editorial won't allow it.
>>149890361
>nother early story had him trying to sell his webbing but it dissolved so nobody wanted it.
Which wouldn't happen IRL. It's just the writer covering their ass.

>>149892792
>covering their ass
Are you familiar with how Stan Lee wrote? He wanted Peter to be an everyman, so getting money through a patent or an entertainment gig can't happen, realism be damned.
But, hey, if you want it to be realistic, you can just say that they were underwhelmed because they'd seen Paste-Pot Pete's much more impressive adhesive and wanted to go for that. Or Zemo's Adhesive X.

>>149890463
He 100% could and could also probably whip up a formula for a long lasting version for construction but editorial refuses to allow him make progress as a person. God forbid peter spend 3 hours in his basement inventing some bullshit that at least puts him out of the poor house.

>>149890463
>I still can't believe he can't make money selling that stuff to cops.

And I can't believe someone this autistic exists.

>>149876885
I'd watch an unironic action-comedy like that. These new spidermen have the look but not the talk.

>>14989046
why could he make a weaker version of his Spider Web and market it as silly string with out the mess?

>>149877700
>a better Peter than 616 or any other Peter to date
U. Peter is right there with a happy marriage, two kids and powerful friends who fight alongside him and support him.

>>149880265
Why don't you people never commission something that I want?

>>149893114
I think a better reason would be that he can't really sell webbing without risking his secret identity.

>>149886655
I don't know why you assume it's out of pity

>>149894733
and what would that be

As a whole I liked Spider-Girl but there are some things I just wasn't a fan of. The number of side stories that were introduced and either forgotten or hastily wrapped up much later. How May was hung up on her cousin who tried to kill her multiple times and was happy with a reformed villainess that she became friends with (For real that girl has horrible taste and luck in men. Peter at least had better romance options when he was younger). The April clone being evil and only really atoning for her sins by sacrificing herself when it was a perfect setup for May to have an antihero sister that the family was starting to accept. And maybe other nitpicks regarding teen drama that felt off. Still a good series.

>>149868358
No Peter, cool your tism, that was the responsible thing to do!

>>149896234
>How May was hung up on her cousin who tried to kill her multiple times
You mean Darkdevil? He never tried to kill her

>>149896261
To be fair his apartment was just lit on fire because some street punks wanted to kill him, and his landlady was bitching about not getting the rent as they stood inside Peter's ruined apartment

>>149892767
>Instead of the Human Torch, you ought to call yourself the Flaming Wimp!
>Not the Flaming Homosexual
Peter, you had one job.

>>149884641
Hopefully your life gets worse and you off yourself

>>149894188
My problem with Hickman's Peter is that he's not a Spider-Man who grew old and happy, he's just a happy and old Peter who became Spider-Man at 40. Still a great story nonetheless but not exactly what people want (which is literally just OMD and almost every subsequent story that came with it undone)
Peter's happiness should be earned after a long wave of suffering and hardship.

>>149884571
You made this about skin color first by proposing that Miles should be replaced with Bailey or Mayday for literally no proper reason. You don't want to acknowledge that he has a well written arc and a good dynamic with Peter in ITSV because it goes against your agenda. I already said I don't like Bendis Miles, or literally every other iteration of his character because they failed to make him interesting. AND my darling Spider-Man legacy hero is Mayday but I'm not going around throwing a shitfit and acting like ITSV Miles is a trash character. My thoughts are purely objective, moron.

>>149896977
>You don't want to acknowledge that he has a well written arc
I'll humour you, which arc of Miles' is well written. The clone story? The Assessor torture porn? When he was a vampire? Switching dimensions? Flirting with Tiana? The resurrection of Green Goblin?
Which arc are you referring to?

>>149897051
Read the rest of that sentence again, READ.

>>149896977
>for literally no proper reason
Here's a reason: don't use the character created as a replacement race fetish by Bendis so that he could collect royalties while jerking off. There is nothing about ITSV that couldn't be done with Mayday in the protagonist's seat (or Ultimate Peter if you really want to keep the multiverse bullshit).
These movies were created as agenda to begin with, as stated by Lord and Miller themselves. You're only having a melty because you know that there's nothing interesting about movie Miles either, but you've attached your identity to the movie so you perceive any slight upon it as a slight upon yourself.

Give me ONE thing about movie Miles that couldn't be done with Mayday or Ultimate Peter.

Also
>my darling Spider-Man legacy hero is Mayday
>has an intense hostile visceral reaction at the idea of having the movie be about her instead of Miles
Whatever you say, man.

>>149897091
I didn't realize you were being serious. ITSV was flash over substance, the writing was mediocre at best and dull the rest of the time. Praising ITSV for its' writing is like praising Big Hero 6 for its' comedy..

>>149897159
>There is nothing about ITSV that couldn't be done with Mayday in the protagonist's seat
Conversely, having an multiverse version of your father show up after his death could be poignant, especially if he's going through anxiety about being a father while doing superheroics or something.
Instead of, ya know, just going 'Spider-man died, so now I'm Spider-man, lul'

>>149896343
Normie. Not blood related cousin but very much like one to her.

>>149897235
They would never allow it, but imagine if it was a post-OMD Peter meeting Mayday. Just absolutely soul-crushing when he realizes what he has sacrificed in order to maintain the status quo.
Imagine if that was the plot twist, hidden from marketing and revealed late into the movie, completely flipping the movie's story and mood on its head and shining an entirely new light on AU Peter's character and his interactions with Mayday.

>>149897159
He's funny, he's charismatic, he's not dickridden like a wonderkid from the getgo, he starts out scared, he fucks up his swings, as far as Spider-Men go he has a unique design aesthetic attributed to him (I like Mayday and obviously Ben's important to her origin but it doesn't change the fact that she's recycling his suit) and he has a good mentor-student relationship with Peter. Again, my main problem with every other Peter/Miles dynamic is that they try to make them peers, have both be Spider-Man at the same time (this is always going to be stupid and forced no matter what so having 616-based Peter briefly mentor a 1610-based Miles who lost his Peter was the perfect workaround to this hence why the multiverse story works well here) and give Miles insane feats & powers that overshadow Peter. ITSV Miles does not come with any of that baggage I hate so why do I HAVE to force myself to hate him? Admittedly, I still don't like the fucking venom blasts or him initially being the only Spider-Man who goes against the "canon event" system for the sake of protagonist glorifying but for every dumb shit they do they also do a good thing which in this case was giving Peter his family back and this is why I advocated this version of Peter in the first place. This argument was never about Miles but you fucks love to bring him into the conversation.
>has an intense hostile visceral reaction at the idea of having the movie be about her instead of Miles
You have an intense case of schizophrenia and are recalling events that never happened. I'm saying there's no reason for the movie to be about Mayday when they already did a good job with Miles. In any other world, I'd still want Mayday. Hell I STILL want a Mayday movie instead of that Spider-Woman/Girl movie where they will probably have the pregnant raceswapped Jessica as the lead

>>149896486
lol someone sounds scared
Hope Trump and his policies hurt you real good faggot

>>149897379
>he's funny
He's not.
>he's charismatic
He's not.
>he's not dickridden
He is, by virtue of being the main character of feature length animated theatrical movies without the sales or popularity to match that only exist because of his race.
>he has a unique design aesthetic
He doesn't. It's just a variant of Peter's suit.
>he has a good mentor-student relationship with Peter
He doesn't. Peter can only tell him the basics, because Miles ultimately relies on his invisibility and OP venom blasts to carry him through the movie and beat the main villain, which Peter couldn't help him with because he never had them.
>giving Peter his family back
Peter shouldn't need Miles' intervention to get his family back.
>no reason
The reason is that every defense for Miles is another yank on Bendis' dick. Miles shouldn't exist and his existence should not be tolerated or referenced at all.
Miles is dogshit in every universe and every incarnation, and the movie was done by ideologues who wanted to downplay and subvert Spider-Man's character and nature in order to push his replacement for PURELY racial and ideological reasons. Peter's depiction in the movie was in service of that, and let's not forget that Lord and Miller described Peter B as the ultimate beta.

If you think they did a good job with ITSV, I got these jangling keys over here that are gonna blow your fucking mind, dude.

I'd say make a Miles thread and take your bitching over there but even if there was you people would be bitching about him in here too.

>>149897523
It is kinda crazy how Miles has zero actual fans here even though he's supposedly super popular. Not a single thread of someone gushing about specific stories or runs, no storytimes, nothing.
How strange. I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.

>>149897501
So no matter how well written Miles is in any iteration you'd never acknowledge it because it all comes crawling back to the original sin? Got it, should have said so from the start. There's no point arguing with you.

>>149897540
Actually it says more about you than the fictional character. Unless you're shitposting and pretending to be obsessed then carry on. Not like you'd stop either way.

>>149897565
You're welcome to make any thread you want. You're not gonna do that though. You never do.

>>149884641
Anon, it was the conservatives who destroyed your hobbies. Are liberals really that bad nowadays? True, but they only held power for a short time. In 40 years, there were three Republicans and two Democrats. Four of them were social conservatives, and the other was a centrist, verging on conservatism. Also, you could just stop reading slop from the big two.

>>149897619
The libs being in political power is almost entirely irrelevant to them being in social power, which they increasingly have been since the 60s. Cape comics have been progressive propaganda, the only times they aren't actively pushing a liberal agenda is when they're pushing a nationalistic one in the immediate aftermath of an attack on the U.S. itself (you know like having Dr. Doom crying in the wreckage of the Twin Towers).

>>149897558
>r how well written Miles is in any iteration
To the best of my knowledge, there's been 2 movies, a comic, games, and some cartoons. None of which have been any good, writing-wise (ITSV had nice animation).

>>149897619
>conservatives who destroyed your hobbies
Out of curiosity, which hobbies have been destroyed by conservative creators?

>>149897783
He knows, he's just lying because the walls are closing in. Don't bother.

>>149897821
Yeah, but sometimes you gotta point shit out to give them less room to manoeuvre.

>>149897783
Anon, quite the opposite. Libs enabled you to read stuff that wasn't censored crap. All the relevant moral panics came from conservatives. They tried to ban tabletop games, video games, comic books, anime, and any other “non-Christian” and “harmful” stuff. Libs have their soft power now, and they're just as bad when it comes to identity stuff. But conservatives aren't much better.

>>149897878
>They tried to ban
>>149897619
>it was the conservatives who destroyed your hobbies.
Conservatives tried and failed. They didn't destroy any hobbies.
Hobbies have been eroded/destroyed, however.

>>149897991
They didn't. If anything, hobbies are more accepted. Nerd doods can get pretty nerdy girls. You just don't have to be an uber sperg. In fact, our more progressive society is much better that way. No being ostracized because you're not into some stupid trend or being shamed for being different.

>>149897991
>Hobbies have been eroded/destroyed, however.
Economic forces did that more than anything. Even if DC and Marvel comics were better these days, I don't think they'd sell much more. Movies and cartoons are sucking because nobody wants to take risks on them so it's all established IPs or cheap cost cutting, safe styles. Video games are doing great as long as you're not playing AAA games, which suffer from the same issues as big budget movies.

>>149898033
Not only that, >>149898032 is right. Most hobbies aren't destroyed at all, they're stronger than ever in some ways.

>>149898044
>Most hobbies aren't destroyed at all, they're stronger than ever in some ways
Meanwhile, in reality:
>games are shit
>movies are shit
>music is shit
>comics are shit
>tabletop is shit
The last bastion of quality entertainment is Japan, and even they have started to become infected and subverted by the west's retardation.

How are you people real?
How can you just brazenly say retarded shit like this? On fucking /co/ of all places?

>>149897878
>All the relevant moral panics came from conservatives. They tried to ban tabletop games, video games, comic books, anime, and any other “non-Christian” and “harmful” stuff.
Right because no-one was ever able to play DnD, or Mortal Kombat, or read Spider-Man, Batman, Crossed, or Heartstopper, or watch DBZ, Naruto, Sailor Moon or Bible Black. Progressives have ALWAYS had the social power and have always pushed the envelope, the only thing that changes is you eventually reach an age where your values lock into place and then things start "going too far" in the 60s is was the end of segregation, in the 70s it was gender equality, in the 80s it was gay acceptance, in the 90s it was "cool" subtle versions of all the previous (ending apartheid, grrrrl pwr!, and "yeah, I heard he's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that"), in the 00s it became briefly about American unity post-9/11 balanced out with making fun of Bush. After that it has just been the same things over and over to an increasingly overt degree until now we're at full-on race replacement and trannies.

>>149898100
Anon, you couldn't even say butt. I read old comic books, and the parodies aren't exaggerating how much self-censorship they had to do.

>>149896486
Resentful doesn't mean the same as depressed you low iq, english second language, shitskin

>>149897619
all the things I hate about modern storytelling have been created or pushed by people that openly support leftwing parties.

>>149898032
Your gaslighting is weak.

All threads are AIDS now, so here's some art I made of my Spider-Man AU while at work.

>>149898411
nice work, anon

>>149898425
Thank you, it kept me from falling asleep during breaks.

>>149898411
>>149898492
Looks interesting. What eactly is your AU about?

>>149898096
>games are shit
More good games are coming out than ever before. Stop only playing AAA shit. Also, you can play every old game for free now.
>movies are shit
Granted. But you can watch everything easier now.
>music is shit
Good music still exists and listening to everything is easier than ever.
>comics are shit
Granted, but if your hobby is reading comics you have more options than ever before.

You can easily access more than ever before and it's easier to communicate with other fans than before. "Hobbies" are stronger even if the big budget content is worse.

>>149898778
I basically took a bunch of stuff I dislike about the Spider-Man IP nowadays (multiple spider people other than Peter, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Boy, Miles, etc) and tried to make them work in a way I found satisfying.

I was really happy that the new USM has Peter married to MJ with a family, so I decided to go the other way and have Gwen as the love interest and deuteragonist.

Basically, the start of the story has Peter die during his school visit to Oscorp and he gets revived by Dr. Connors with the help of Gwen, his assistant.

Peter wakes up with powers, but a whole year has passed and his uncle and aunt have already mourned him. He uses his own death to basically disappear from the world and be Spider-Man 24/7.
That's the basic premise.
Also Gwen gets bridged as usual, but she gets revived when Peter uses the symbiote on her and she's basically Venom for a while until she becomes Anti-Venom and her design changes to reference Spider-Gwen's usual suit.


The art I posted is actually from the very last arc of the story, where Peter is older, has a daughter with Gwen, and the story has shifted to the perspective of a young Miguel who is caught up in superhero bullshit thanks to Tyler Stone trying to copy the formula that gave Peter his powers.

>>149898411
are you todd mcfarlane

>>149899068
No, but I like how he draws Spider-Man's eyes, combined with Bagley's and Larsen's style. That's the definitive look for me.

Please ignore the toy company behind the curtain, that's not mine.

>>149899062
think a coma would fit better as his body adjusts. but then it fits the immortality thing from Ultimate verse so eh

>>149899954
It's pretty much treated as a coma. They use the formula on him immediately but then put his ass in a DBZ healing pod and just pray it works. He wakes up after recovery and breaks out in a frenzy, not knowing what's happening to him.

>>149862435
Piss off

>>149900037
>He wakes up after recovery and breaks out in a frenzy, not knowing what's happening to him.
Sounds like the start of a video game.

>>149900066
It's actually based a bit on 2099, where Miguel goes berserk when he first gets his powers and attacks people, though Peter is mostly scared and panicking. He does almost kill some security guards and street thugs because he doesn't know his strength yet.

>>149864151
Well said. Just look at some of your replies.
Things like "you are resentful" or "victim complex". Bunch of bitches.

>>149897444
>>149898212
Tick tock. The years are wasting away

>>149900367
This post really helped Palestine I think.

>>149900452
You're trying so hard

>>149901000
Me to the Palestinian soldiers:

>>149869149
>Spidey being unrepentant sex offender
>Xavier with the thousand cuck stare at the upper panel
>Jean looking happy about being molested by Spidey
Old comics were truly better

>>149876872
>gives no fucks about thousands Eastern Euros he killed and nuclear annihilation he threatened like a week before this
>immediately repents after almost killing his fellow Jew
What the fuck Magneto

>>149862429 (OP)
Why is he such a Peter Parker?

>>149898226
Trump is destroying more than liberals ever did.

>>149902321
Damn, that sucks. Maybe you guys shouldn't have been annoying.

>>149897619
>you could just stop reading slop from the big two
You could just stop subscribing to communism

>>149903068
But don't you know? Real communism has never been tried before. All these other times don't count.

>>149902587
Maybe you shouldn't have let your prosperity be spitefully destroyed because you found some people annoying.

I dropped Spider Man (and comics in general) after One More Day but I've gotten interested in reading more recently. Are there arcs worth reading after that point? I played the new Soidey game and they made him so "wholesome" it was downright creepy. Is that how he is in the comics too?

>>149903249
No

>>149903249
>Are there arcs worth reading after that point?
I'll be honest with you and say no. Just flat out don't read anything modern. OMD is genuinely where the quality of the comics nosedives.
Anything but modern spidey will do you well. I caught up a month ago and I'm still depressed about it. Read fanfics or something because you'll be wasting your time all the same.
And yes, they've tried turning him into some weird wholesome chungus with no spine or backbone at all so you get these weird cuckold stories where he gets dogwalked by one of MJ's exes and its just misery porn all the way through.

>>149903222
Maybe you guys shouldn't have been such obnoxious fun-ruining scolds that people would rather vote for megasatan gigahitler.
Definitely don't learn any lessons from this though. In fact, keep at it. Become MORE annoying. That will work out great for you.

>>149903333
You are fundamentally broken

>>149903383
The trans puppygirl to the mirror every day after the HRT welfare was cut:

>>149897619
two things can be true at once
1. some form of national health insurance or universal health care like the Nordic model is a good thing that's needlessly politicized
2. annoying online twittertards and tumblr-expats have fucking ruined the last decade and a half of mainstream American media by writing everything as if HR is standing in the room over their shoulder.
pretending that Republicans are why modern comic books have had dog shit writing for over a decade is ridiculous.

>>149903454
No man, you don't get it, it's because of those evil rightoids that shit like DC Pride exists. See, it was all 4D chess to get you to hate the innocent smol lefties who just want healthcare.

>>149903424
>puppygirl
Is this the big thing now? My gf (male) wants me to treat her like a dog all of a sudden

>>149903559
Maybe xe just needs to get neutered. Call planned parenthood and get started right away!

>>149896234
Hey, Raptor's cool.
>>149897236
That's part of what made May great though. Not the crush so much but the fact that she wasn't about to let her villains fall because of their own family legacy. Normie and Brenda were victims and she put a stop to the cycle that perpetuated it.

>>149903333
Yeah you guys totally aren't annoying as fuck either.

>>149903979
Yeah man, it's because of us that superhero comics are talking about toxic masculinity and white privilege. Total killshot dude, you got it.

>>149903979
they're annoying but have essentially 0% presence in comics so it's not really relevant to what's being discussed
annoying alex jones listeners screaming about fluoride turning kids gay is not why All-New All-Different sucked ass

>>149904182
for the miles discussion this page is why I want him unironically killed off and left in a ditch somewhere.
maybe in 2035 we can have a genderbent spiderverse Miley Morales show up and have sex with peter's grown up son. Miles will never escape the cringe

>>149903249
Idk what you find "creepy" about it, but there's a couple "big" things. Brand New Day features the debut of Mr. Negative from the PS4 game and Dying Wish/Superior Spider-Man Vol. 1 is a cool AU-like spin on what a sort-of darker Spider-Man would be like. I haven't read Spider-Island, but it's got some good reviews. If you liked Into the Spider-Verse, you could check out the Spider-Verse comics and see if you're into that.

>>149904199
Peter's son becoming entangled with blackwashed mulatto Felicia in the new USM makes me think that Hickman is secretly taking the piss.

>>149903249
There is literally nothing. It's bleak. I'd say give the new Ultimate Spiderman a read and see if that tickles your fancy, but other than that there's fucking nothing.

>>149903325
Darn
>>149903326
>yes, they've tried turning him into some weird wholesome chungus with no spine or backbone at all so you get these weird cuckold stories where he gets dogwalked by one of MJ's exes and its just misery porn all the way through
That's grim. Thanks for the warning. Soi Peter comes off as creepy so I'm not sure why writers run with it aside from misunderstanding what "friendly" neighbourhood Spider Man means.

>>149904222
ultimate felicia's dad knows the only hope he has of blue-eyed grandkids is the parker bloodline

>>149904332
>Richard, your uncle Ben called it the White Man's Burden.
>(Peter looks directly at the camera)

>>149876930
>muh 50s trad lifestyle
The people that jerk that redneck shit off should be lined up and massacred

>>149904424
>Working hard to support your loving wife and kids is redneck shit
Post your nose.

>>149904199
>maybe in 2035 we can have a genderbent spiderverse Miley Morales show up and have sex with peter's grown up son
Rather it be with Pete himself.

>>149904451
No. This is AU Richard and Miley now

>>149904451
>Old Man Peter fucks barely-legal minority pussy
Parker luck.

>>149904451
>>149904463
Funnily enough, I do have something kind of similar to this in my AU I posted here>>149898411

It's not Peter or his son, but the two figures on the upper right are Bailey Briggs and one Maya Morales (basically female Miles) as a stealth-based hero named Shadow Stinger.
It's not exactly a confirmed pairing, but there's supposed to be some shipbait between them, just enough for fun interactions.

>>149904466
Pretty sure that's Senior Year Peter hanging with Freshman Miley.

>>149904217
>Idk what you find "creepy" about it
Maybe he's less so in the new comics but he's weirdly friendly. It might be Miles that said it but one of their lines goes something like
>"Spider Man doesn't take payments, except maybe in hugs :D"
They're both like that and it comes off as something a person wouldn't say. I get comic characters aren't supposed to be realistic but it comes off like something a mascot at a theme park would say rather than an exaggerated person. He doesn't have to be a complete dickhead but Spidey acting like a caricature of a Mormon just comes off as uncanny.
>Dying Wish/Superior Spider-Man Vol. 1 is a cool AU-like spin on what a sort-of darker Spider-Man would be like. I haven't read Spider-Island, but it's got some good reviews
Thanks, I'll check them out.
>>149904248
>Ultimate Spiderman
I'll give it a read, thanks.

>>149904182
Aren't shoes hung on power lines meant to signal that people deal drugs there?

>>149904802
or done in remembrance of victims of gang violence
neither of which belong in asgard but marvel writers are retarded

>>149904748
If you're reading AU stuff, then there's the old Ultimate Spider-Man, Spider-Girl which is part of a what-if next-generation AU, and Spider-Man 2099 Vol. 1, which is almost like Batman Beyond before Batman Beyond.

>>149904182
>>149904837
That's Asgard??? What the fuck that doesn't make any sense at all

>>149906788
What do you mean? It makes total sense.
>black man in charge
>turns into a ghetto

>>149903454
“Woke bad,” anon, woke in comic books is a fringe movement at best. You still have big boob bitches, unfit character designs, mindless and bloodless violence (optimism?), women are tertiary characters at best, never leading, but always behind men. Transsexuals are invisible despite wacky science and biology, sexuality is always boring. It hardly deals with adult topics. Writers and artists still deal with this hostile environment because of a weird parasocial relationship and also because of steady pay. Art hardly sells, and if you're a writer, it's even worse. I'm not a guy who cheers for every woke idea, but I read things, and it's not like retards claim.

>>149906931
>it's not real, it's not happening, it's all in your head
I'm so glad you people are losing.
I hope you keep lying, and gaslighting, and sticking your heads in the sand, so that you can stay losing forever.
Never reverse course, never try to win back the men you've scorned.
Just keep losing.
Forever.

>>149907106
Gaslighting? No, anon, I read comic books. Pick up any female comic book and look at the poochie-like characters, irrelevant plots, D-tier villains, and cringy dialogue. Meanwhile, do you know who leads events most of the time? Men. And for some reason, characters with weird biology are mostly cisgender, even though, logically, they shouldn't be. And I'm kind of the guy who doesn't support transsexuals in women's sports. It's not that I'm a woke nigga, but this thing is overblown. Marvel and DC know they have a conservative base, and they always cater to them.

>>149907163
>Marvel and DC know they have a conservative base, and they always cater to them.
lolno
But Alonso rocked the boat too hard in the 10s and got fired for it so Marvel's been playing it safer ever since. DC's been circling the drain for a while now, just editors following their own whims.

>>149907329
You know that conservatism isn't just about Republicans, right? Every parent is socially conservative. And that includes Democrats. They don't want to lose parents' money. Are you going to deny that there's a bias in these comics?

>>149906931
you are purposefully downplaying the extent and significance of this shit in comics and setting up a straw-man where "some characters have boobs, therefore NONE of it is real!" is the polar end of the spectrum,, when the polar opposite of this shit would be characters sitting down to face the camera and rant about fluoride in the water and voter fraud and other right wing nutjob shit that's a proper parallel to the libshit nutjob stuff that comics are INUNDATED with the last decade and a half
>troons are invisible
are you joking? there's more troons the last ten years than the past 100 in comics

Sex with Silk

>>149908066
the pheremone sex thing is hot and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
if fags can rehabilitate Daken who is literally a serial murderer and rapist with the exact same gimmick but it works on everyone, then Silk having spider pheremones that signal she's the perfect mate to Spidey because they were bit by the same spider is fine

>>149874260
>He said he based Xavier on Ben-Gurion and Magneto on Begin and Kahane
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh these fucking people

>>149877019
he was young. remember when he first got his costume he was an ass

>>149877599
>trying to impress a girl is the same as rape
Cold approaching women is considered creepy now.

>>149908285
Got to try anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FVmeJXwCY

>>149907329
oh no muh direct market what a tragedy

>>149908066
Seem kinda dangerous to have literal sex with Silk material?

>>149862471
>>149862855
Qrd there fellas?

>>149903249
superior spider-man (not ironic)

>>149912224
>The arc that hinges on everyone having 5IQ

>>149898411
Checked and based

>>149907882
That's persecution syndrome. I know it's a common feature in these divisive times (when they weren't), but there aren't “Troons” everywhere, most characters are cis, no matter how weird their biology is. I'm not against sexy characters, if anything, I want raw sex in comic books. Exposed genitalia, but the problem is that sex in these comic books is just kind of silly and pointless. It's more about being tasteful.

>>149897619
Hello, conservative.

>>149903249
>I played the new Soidey game and they made him so "wholesome" it was downright creepy. Is that how he is in the comics too?
Yes, secondaries preached for years that 1:1 Dan Slott ASM adaptation in 2018 was some redemption of the character.

reading Spider-Man Blue
I know he was dating MJ and Gwen in college before going exclusive with Gwen but were they all fucking as well? the handsign is kinda....

>>149869483
Basically Israel.

>>149914263
^this, they act just like nazis despite using the holocaust as a criticism shield

>>149914246

Someone can tease you by implying you've got a small dick without having sexual intercourse anon. Spend time with more real people

>>149870316
He looks Mexican

>>149914434
It might as well be Miguel honestly, since the whole game is 2099 themed.

>>149908066
Her booba are drooping the wrong way

No

>>149914491
>It might as well be Miguel honestly
Nah. Who is Miguel's ship anyway?

>>149914491
it's a multiverse game with 2099 as the setting. the suits/outfits are their respective character variations so chasm suit is ben and if they added 2099 it'd be miguel.

>>149914734
>Who is Miguel's ship anyway?
Lyla.

>>149866006
It was a little bit like that at times.

>>149870876
Is Claremont just stupid?

>>149862435
I laughed

>>149901060
lmao

>>149915601
It's really nice that it's the Spider-Man half that is the reasonable one. It shows how there's no actual separation between Spider-Man and Peter, it's just him wanting to pretend that he's a worse person than he actually is.

>>149914734
Will never stop being funny that his comics treat him like trash but secondary media treats him well

>>149915941
Unless it’s Insomniac

>>149915993
Shut up, Gage.

Bro was cooler when he was like Yusuke Urameshi.
https://youtu.be/lv63_EtvfzU?si=RCZZ8Z2mn7OeKak2
https://youtu.be/dagatVGN-XA?si=hnfQFYWOkI5-p3_p

>>149908066
No
No yellow fever allowed

>>149915601
>If he dies, he dies.
B A S E D

>>149913894
again another strawman
"a majority of characters are cis" is an INSANE thing to say. OF COURSE they are, 99.8% of people are cis, not even the most hysterical right-wing nutjob seriously argues or has ever argued that 51% or more of characters are trans now, this is an incredible straw-man that pretends as long as something isn't a LITERAL MAJORITY it's "not a problem" no matter how over-represented or dogshit the trend is

>>149917643
No, it was the evil neocons who made Gwenpool asexual (not a thing btw) you fucking chud.
But also it's not happening but it is and that's a good thing.

>>149917386
it was more the fact that she was his sex slave on top of the yellow fever
you can tell dan slott spent the entire time edging himself as he came up with the character concept

>>149915601
Was this drawn by Kirby?

>>149862435
He would slightly never!

>>149877957
Busted up a 'berg. This Peter is much better.

>>149897819
Does "gay cruising" count as a hobby?

>>149918065
this is based and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
If faggots are allowed to unironically rehabilitate Daken and Vampires using their supernatural charm to get laid is taken as a matter of course then Spiderman can have weird spider-totem tantric sex with a hot Asian chick in shibari

>>149920353
...Is that going on a cruise ship exclusively for gay people? I legit have never heard that expression before (mind you, my exposure to gay lifestyles ends at Will and Grace and/or One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I knew it wasn't my jam so I didn't look further).

>>149877273
isn't red skull an unapologetic opportunist? even being nazi is for him simply the means to an end

>>149917643
Anon, that's not my point. Characters with weird biology are cis for no reason. All this progressive posturing, but they always go back to the old ways. And when they do make a non-cis character, they make a huge announcement about it. It feels cheap. “But in real life...” Comic books aren't real life, and that's one of their best qualities.

>>149918067
Ditko.

>>149921836
I love Stan Lee's captions.

>>149921731
>Characters with weird biology are cis for no reason.
"""""No reason""""""""
Lol
Your dog is cis too. 99.8% of humans and 100% of animals are cis, why the fuck wouldn't aliens and shit be too?

>>149870531
The F4 would fare better attached to Spider-Man. Since he's the most popular and profitable superhero, they'd be able to share in the success. Maybe make them a Power Rangers-like team, Spidey obviously as the Red Ranger equivalent.

>>149924058
Honesty Spidey should have stuck around longer post Johnny's return. I bought that future foundation run for spidey alone. but I think they went off almost immediately on some long term space adventure and I'm sure there's so editor mandate about Peter leaving New York.

>>149903454
>some form of national health insurance or universal health care
No thank you, i'm not paying for fatty's double bypass or alkie's 3rd liver

>>149869699
I said name a SINGLE time you numbskull. Learn to read. You lose. I win. Happy to help.

>>149908066
https://youtu.be/jaYFLur0KQk?si=4cwapvy5b461bA24&t=61

>>149924624
you're already paying for it. american hospitals don't turn away anyone coming in to the emergency room, you're still paying for their life-saving surgery that's 100x more expensive than the preventative care to avoid it.
Japan has a national health insurance program, there's no reason burgerland couldn't

>>149870112
No. Even as he knocks a dude out, Pete is all "golly-gee shucks", about it.

>>149925576
Watch it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM7Eou4bV-Q
He grabs his arm. Flash is helpless. And then he pounds him across the hall with that goofy smile on his face afterwards because he's happy about it.

>>149870169
>This is why miles morales is objectively the better Spiderman

>>149918065
Spider-pheromones were actually a thing before Silk. Jessica has them.
>>149920444
Also, yes. It is absolutely based and Slott is a cuck for wimping out on it.

>>149924624
I don't understand why US people are so against universal healthcare. It's like, what's the problem? I think it's inhumane for someone to have to pay for insulin because “they deserved it.” No, anon. It's inhumane. If you're such a jerk, why are you against abortion?

>>149922623
Anon, they have weird biology. I like how Kirkman came up with “well, they have weird biology, so they have different standards.” In retrospect, it seems like he's complaining that comic books are lame as fuck.

>>149868358
I miss the real Peter Parker, he was an asshole just like me...

>>149921836
Neato!

>>149862471
>>149862855
What is with those two though?

>>149918685
What, never?

>>149927577
Jessica also hated using her pheromone ability and drove her to paranoia and feeling like an outcast that could never have true, genuine feelings and connections

>>149897540
We've had plenty of storytimes before, newfag.
This isn't twitter where you post the same botted garbage all day, but you'd feel right at home there

>>149930214
I'm sorry that nobody cares about Miles here, that must be very hard for you. Maybe try bluesky?

>>149930225
>we do have x and we've talked about him
>"WOW I'M SORRY NOBODY TALKS ABOUT HIM TRIGGERED???"
holy shit I forgot this was the culture war retard containment thread
your dishonesty was just so jarring

>>149903068
Daily reminder that every single right winger is a pedophile

If you're a right winger, you specifically voted to protect pedophiles.

Right wingers are pedophiles at the very root of their beliefs.

>>149930242
Calm down, pajeet. You'll blow a gasket.

>>149930263
Concession accepted, newfag

>>149930263
Daily reminder that every time you reply to a right wing post, there is a 80% they are a bot made by a pro-trump indian in canada

>Meet the 24-year-old Ottawa software engineer who runs a MAGA bot
>Saihajpreet Singh's bots are waging an online battle against progressive politicians in the U.S.
>If you’ve been on the social media site X recently to wade into the debate over the New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani, you may have come across CityDeskNYC.
>The account, which is run by an artificial intelligence bot, spits out more than 1,000 posts a day, responding to mentions of the Democratic nominee for mayor. The posts disparage Mamdani and his proposed policies while praising some of his political opponents.
>But the person behind the bot isn’t in New York City, or even in the United States. He lives in Ottawa.
>Saihajpreet Singh is a 24-year-old software engineer who graduated from Carleton University two years ago and CityDeskNYC is just one of his AI bots looking to reshape political public relations.

>>149930257
Woah, that's crazy.
Hey, how come the left didn't release the files in the four years they had power? Sounds like it would've been a total killshot against Trump's campaign. Weird that they didn't do it.

>>149930275
Daily reminder that I can curse both Vishnu and Israel while you're unable to, because you're a brown tranny from "Three Inch Dick" Ulm*r's discord server.

I challenge you to do it right now.
You can't.

>>149930283
Spit out what's in your mouth before speaking to me, pedo

>>149930275
Does it hurt living in denial? I hope it does.

>>149930324
>GORK IS THAT TRUE?????
Indian behavior, also the pic doesn't say anything about Epstein.
Why didn't Biden release the files? Why didn't Kamala? They had four years to do it.

Remember when this was a Spider-Man thread

Heh
Would old spiderman do this?
I don't think so

>>149930336
What would spiderman think about this?

>>149930345
I think he would ask why the Biden administration didn't release the Epstein files during the four years they had power.
Also it's Spider-Man, tourist.

So in this thread, we've learned that when chuds say "Spider-Man was based," they actually just mean he was a pro-israel pedophile rapist.
Because apparently that's what they think is based.

>>149930360
So why didn't Biden release the files then?

>>149930353
Even Spider-Man knows that trying to blame Biden is just s cheap distraction

Man, you'd never make a good from fighter; you fall for the most obvious traps.

>>149930368
this desu>>149930370

>>149930370
>trying to blame Biden is just s cheap distraction
I'm not blaming anyone, I'm just asking why he didn't do it. Surely he wouldn't be hiding it, right? I mean, what would be the reason for that?

Also, good on you for updating the script when I pointed out you're typing Spider-Man's name out. Good little bot.
Now make another post where you don't answer why Biden didn't release the files.

/pol/bros....what's going on??? we're losing this thread!!! aiieeeeeee-ACK

s-shartysisters...they're asking q-questions...nonono this CANNOT BEEEAAAAAAAAACCCKKK

>I'm not blaming anyone, I'm just asking why he didn't do it
Looks like he updated his bot script >>149930275

>>149930387
But...why didn't they?

>>149930387
It's really the weirdest cope they could possibly come up with
It's not like we haven't watched these guys try to drum up the Epstein files as the smoking gun against the democrats, but now that they have the ability to show them, they refuse to

How stupid do they think we are?

Quite the purge of posts

>>149930609
Shartyniggers and discordtroons shitting up the board again. Nothing new.

>>149922607
>I love Stan Lee's captions.
Did he do this? >>149921836

>>149921836
>60yrs later and his supporting cast is less than half of this

>>149904182
kek, this pic so racist i love it

>>149862429 (OP)
When did Peter Parker became Peter Griffin!?

>>149931346
Most likely yeah

>>149932644
Well how are we for sure know he do anything in their project?

>page 10 reply
>meaningless question in nearly incomprehensible english
Fake engagement. We would not be getting these kinds of posts if we still had the IP counter.

>>149934416
I'm so tired j0mkwto comprehend texting english properly, senpai.

>>149906921
THAT'S what doesn't make sense. Miles is black, but he's not a "nigga". He's just a black guy, has more in common in mannerisms and interests with the average white guy than any inner city thug. Ghetto black people would accuse him of trying to be white. He wouldn't do this, but it shows what Marvel actually thinks of black people, that they believe this ghetto crap is our universal culture.

>>149934315
I mean he's credited for the writing the dialogue and captions, and it's a caption. You can never be 100% sure, he apparently used ghost writers occasionally, but odds are very good that he wrote that caption. Not much reason to doubt it here. Steve Ditko himself said it was Stan writing the captions if that helps you believe it.
> “…I gave Stan typewriting paper showing my rough ideas of what was being said in the story broken down into panels. Stan never wanted me to write any actual dialogue or names. That goes back to our 5 -page days. Writing, editing, dialogue, sound effects, captions, were all Stan’s division of labor at Marvel.”
>“Stan’s dialogue style of hero/villain wisecracking, undercut the conflict of hero, villain – but it worked with readers who just wanted to be entertained. I believe Stan loved writing those corny captions. It added to reading appeal but undercut a more serious growth of a teenager in an heroic role.”
https://comicbookhistorians.com/the-ditko-version-exploring-steve-ditkos-recollections-of-marvel-in-the-1960s-by-rosco-m-copyright-rosco-m-2023/

>>149935075
Regardless of your race or personal level of racism, it's disgustingly evident that lefty "progressive" types worship black people to the point that they don't see them as people, but as an exotic "other". It's the "noble savage" trope in full effect.
Just by depicting Miles as Thor, they show you how they really feel. Empty worship and pathetic pandering. At no point did they stop to think about the implications of depicting Asgard as a ghetto. You can be certain that they have no idea what the sneakers on the powerlines even mean.

>Oooh, those colored people-I-I mean, people of color (very different) and their fascinating culture that's so much superior to ours! We really need to learn from their noble ways, fellow whites!

Once you look past their honeyed words, you witness racism the likes of which would make your average groyper blush.
And God forbid if a black person disagrees with them. Then they show their true faces.

As a Europoor, we have our own retarded problems, but America is still so fucking weird, man.

>>149908066
I'd rather have sex with some of her rogues list. Kasha, for one...you can tell THAT kitty ain't been stroked in a LONG time.

>>149862429 (OP)
Remember kids. Don't be Peter

>>149862429 (OP)
Ditko Peter is based.

>>149904182
https://www.ign.com/articles/author-apologizes-after-miles-morales-thor-comic-receives-backlash
Remember when the proud mexican-jew from mexico city, raised in texas, with a passion for storytelling who wrote the book was publicly shamed for it and had to publicly apologize?
And then Marvel still collected it in TPB?

>>149939047
>mexican-jew
Jesus, what an awful combination. That's right down there with indian-jew. Or african-jew. Or anything-jew really.

>>149939149
Anything with Jews is a cool combo because Jews are based.

>>149939047
>By Odin's Fade
Keeeek why didn't an editor catch this stupid shit?

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>Jews are based
More like Jews are baste because they got cooked in the ovens.