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El Goonish Shive Storytime #18
Done with magical autism for a bit, back to teenage nonsense
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btw the colour's gone forever now
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I suppose it is still January
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>tfw no adorkable gf
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Oh
We're still glomping in 2015
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Imagine learning magic is real, but the only time the magic people ever call you is when they want to use your car.
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He's learning
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She's quick on the uptake at least
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Kek
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GET
NAKED
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Anonymous No.149871820 [Report] >>149873395 >>149876398
oh my god stop
why are you wasting your time?
If anyone wanted to read THE ENTIRE COMIC they could just go thru the archive.
Story times are only fun if you dump 1 or 2 thread's worth of pages so people can have a discussion about a contained number of events.
This is just spamming.
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Wow Tedd's dad is going to be busy
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I like Carol
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Well I couldn't defeat a hippo
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I really didn't think this story would be getting another act tacked on
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Wow, Dan actually drew six different hands
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Cute barmaid
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>>149871088 (OP)
its gooning time!!!!
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The math adds up
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>>149871088 (OP)
Liz should have been Elliot's girlfriend.
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It would be 2003 in universe so no not really.
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Magister !I46H95akI2 No.149873076 [Report] >>149874691
Do I want to post the Q&A? It'll be wordy and we're already way long as it is
Nah that can wait until tomorrow

All done for today!
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>>149871361
don't ask me about my pronouns
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>>149871128
Girlfriend haircut PTSD.
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>>149871472
That is the moment he realized he fucked up
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>>149871591
When are we getting Elliot's Eulogy?
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.149873293 [Report] >>149873548
Dang, I really knocked out over a year of comics today
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Press X to skip dialogue.
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>>149871743
Is that pockets guy?
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>>149871820
As a new ish reader this is more convenient that reading the comic in the site, also here we can complain about the comic in peace
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I can imagine a reality where this comic pandered to a different group in the internet and became a softcore porn.
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If things don't work out with Nanase (like Vladia kills her or something), there could be another throuple in the works.
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Lesbian griffins!!!
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>Imagine learning magic is real, but the only time the magic people ever call you is when they want to use your car.
UnknownArmies.jpg
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>>149873293
Yep going forward pretty much every arc takes an entire IRL year.

Fun fact new years day in universe started, 2013 May 6th. To the present day in universe 2025, August 14th, it at most early June with in universe. 12 IRL years to go 5-6th months. That averages 2 IRL years to get thou a single month comic time.
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>>149872125
Who?
>>149872129
Oh! this two, I haven't seen them in a while. In retrospect I sort of forgot all the broad strokes between the end of the Damian arc and now
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>>149872125
This is interesting but when Playboy started a selling point was actually the articles it gave the magazine class as a "gentleman magazine" instead of the more sleazy at the time Penthouse magazine which was what we think now as just a dirty magazine.
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>>149871137
The price of good-Tom-ness is eternal puppy-related vigilance.
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>>149872218
I don't get it, why wouldn't it work? what rule did I miss?
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Going by the surname Dunkel, he's at least a lil bit German, depending on how long ago his family emigrated. Kinda shows too, he's got that Himbo/Scary energy typical of a deutschbro.
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Technically we're glomping in some undefined 200X
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She has become CGI! Bad cell shaded CGI!
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>>149873638
Sometimes I think one of the reason everyone's so goddamned mean these days is our generation got porn without the articles.
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I think this story is making up for all the previous ones that didn't have any action or story in them.
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>>149871985
so like
why did the griffins have to be gay
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>>149872785
exposition time!, I mean more exposition time.
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>>149873502
How did the tumblr crowd reacted to this "spicy" pics?
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>>149873916
The downside of living in an era where you get exactly what you want at will is that you miss all the stuff that you would otherwise get exposed trying to find the thing you want.
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You know, that whole abandonment of empathy kind of nails the original idea of the vampire. That is to say, Dracula, he was a monster not just because of his vampirism, but because of his complete lack of empathy for human life. That fucker would kill a baby and then feed the mom to the wolves with zero hesitation.
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>>149871361
Ashley's internet girlfriend was probably a middle aged man
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>>149872914
My uncle works at nin...I mean the MIB.
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Who knows?
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>>149873076
Thanks, Something actually happened! if more chapters where like this I think the comic would be better a nice mix of action and slice of life.
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Pink hair? I thought she was blonde.
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Okay, thats actually funny
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>>149874311
Dan came within a hair's breadth of actually drawing nudity before tumbler got scrubbed clean of smut and he reversed course drastically. Like, he was making plans on patreon for the new adult tier and everything. And then he got spooked and never recovered.
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I feel like there should be a Phonk music plug with every word bubble.
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>>149874619
>Pink hair
>Yellow pants
Are we about to be compared to Barney-watchers?
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>>149871581
Ashey had so much potential that didn't happen.

>>149872129
Even the characters think everything is done too slowly.

>>149872145
Getting doxxed at the mall. :)
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>>149874976
Meh Ashley is just Tedd's old perversion, that her entire existence.
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>>149874859
Oh yeah he probably did pick that color scheme because of that show, I never made the connection
Thanks, asshole
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>>149874859
I didn't even notice untkl you pointed it out.
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>>149874753
Yeah he got close
>alluded to in yesterday's NP
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>>149873007
This Voltaire guy seems like a huge asshole and is therefore now my favorite character.
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>>149875279
A little personality comes a long the way.
Anonymous No.149875353 [Report] >>149875417
Ashley is so bland
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>>149875353
Like they said above, she needs to fill The Freak role that Tedd stepped down from, right now she's too much of a moralfag to be interesting
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Kek
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>>149875417
Ah, that's the problem. The Freak role needs to be filled, but all that happened is that old, unused freaks just keep getting defreaked and become background characters, without any Freak-ness happening at all.
AT ALL. The freakyness of magic covers the need for things to happen, but it's never any sexy Freak. Just years of teasing that something will happen. Look at it directly and you'll see that Grace becomes a background character.
EGS hits the pings of an abusive relationship, just not physical abuse. We want it to change, so maybe if we give it another chance...
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I think the Cheerleadra form has identity obscuring magical effects, like someone trying to scry on "Elliot" wouldn't see "Cheerleadra" or any of the secret identity forms.
But another thing that could cause that is Elliot having ceased to exist.
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Poor elliot
At first he's the heaviest hitter at his school, oneshotting grems and a dubious match for nanase
Then grace matches him in tri-squirrel form and steals the top spot from greg in jere-mode
He jobs to hedge and presumably scales under vlad's combat form because of nanase
He gets a tonne of utility from cheerledra but only marginal combat boosts above his existing martial arts
And then ellen and nanase both blow cheerledra the fuck out with angel forms against !tengu who also mogs him
And now he's getting bodied by a supressed griffon knight...

My boy is a C tier getting pushed against As and Ss. Why should he suffer like this?
Give him a combat spell dan for god's sake!
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>>149872369
Hippos are extremely dangerous, moreover they're extremely robust and durable.
If you could defeat a hippo in single combat you'd be a monster or a superhero.
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>>149876126
>My boy is a C tier getting pushed against As and Ss.
That's kind of how it goes in Anime. Makes the wins more hype.
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(If Tedd were here)
>So you were too horny for your nerdy girlfriend to process information that could have prevented all of this?
>I understand completely, carry on.
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>>149871088 (OP)
O.K. I mislead you Anons previously, but NOW we've finally gotten to Identity.
>>149871109
Such a shame Dan forgot about her and came up with Jay instead. Just using Liz in her place would've made much more sense, but as we've discussed before if everything made sense Ashley, Liz, and Jay probably wouldn't even be in the comic in the first place. Or at least wouldn't have been introduced at this time.
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>>149876171
not true, they're extremely dangerous but only because of huge forward-facing weapons and massive bulk. they're not invulnerable, they get bodied by things outside their weight class like elephants and need herd tactics and water to avoid top tier predators like big cats

point being, griffons have the natural weapons of a big cat and can fly to avoid the jaws. unless gryf-side hippos have wings too it should be a stomp

>>149876213
now all he needs is to get a win...

>S
(not introduced yet), tara and other combat griffons, !tengu, damien
>A
angel forms, edward verrez, raven and diamond-guy, combat-grace
>B
nanase, cheerledra, hedge, tritail grace, vlad, hedge
>C
noah, elliot, ellen
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grems, fire guy, the goo, justin, susan
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fit normies
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unarmed tedd, sarah, fairy summons (if you're not nanase)
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>>149875279
He genuinely is a huge asshole, and he was an even huger asshole in his previous incarnation.
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>>149871288
Your relationship would've never worked out if you can't handle her sneezing, Diane.
>>149871820
Are you dumb? We just went through 98% of the comic he's not stopping now.
>>149871819
Anons, I was wrong. This is So A Date At The Mall. IGNORE ME!
>>149871865
Oh wow, he successfully foreshadowed something that later happened. I'm shocked.
Anonymous No.149876416 [Report] >>149881509 >>149882418
Why did the ‘Writers barely disguised webcomic’ era die off? Now it’s either an open fetish comic or it’s clean.

Alongside Shive you also had Steph Cherrywell and Agouti and Synthea and sometimes Hussie
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>>149872040
I literally forgot Voltaire showed up before last month because it took that long to be relevant again
>>149872623
I forgot this arc was actually pretty badass
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>>149873437
Would've been based
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>>149875261
OMG I can't believe we WERE ROBBED
>>149874753
It's been 10 years. We should start asking for it again. When he indulged his horny side the comic got good again because that blood pumping through his veins boosted his testosterone and lead to action and sass.
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>>149875279
You won't be disappointed
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>>149872623
I can't believe I fell for the "girl is actually super cute behind thick glasses" bit, what am I an 80s romcom character?!
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>>149872940
So, who/what is Abner? Is he another 'Raven-Spawn'?
Anonymous No.149876778 [Report]
>>149876749
His looks suggest it, maybe he's like Susan's uncle or second-cousin or something.
Anonymous No.149877045 [Report] >>149877170
>>149876749
I'm going to be honest. I thought he was Jerry the first time I read this, so now I'm confused.
Anonymous No.149877055 [Report]
>>149872040
What a dick.
Anonymous No.149877170 [Report] >>149877563
>>149877045
Nah, Zeus is way larger-framed/broad-shouldered and with lighter hair.
Anonymous No.149877275 [Report]
>>149872592
Spider vampire is a pretty cool idea.
Anonymous No.149877411 [Report]
This comic has one really hot page I like where he hypno-sleeps the girl and I don't know if it was posted here yet.
Anonymous No.149877543 [Report] >>149877552 >>149877845 >>149877982
> Ashley, not pictured, is an impulsively helpful person.

> One day, Susan was talking about how she was working on becoming more comfortable with physical contact.

> On that same day, Elliot had been talking about the struggles of keeping both himself and Susan in frame and in focus when filming their review show due to the limited room they were working with.

> Before she knew what she was doing, Ashley leapt at a solution that would help everyone, and Elliot and Susan found themselves swept up in her enthusiasm.

> They decided to do a practice review that they could use for real depending on how well it went, and Susan put her hair up in a ponytail to make it easier to be so close to Elliot.

> Once the camera was on, Susan's on-camera persona took over, and she was oddly comfortable.

> Elliot, for the first time since they began their review show, considered the virtues of makeup for hiding blushing.

> The practice review was ultimately deemed unusable due to what it would inevitably do to their comment section.

> In the aftermath of all this, Ashley somehow wound up volunteering herself for helping Susan get more comfortable with physical contact. Elliot also volunteered for this, because of course he did.

> Susan impulsively agreed to their offer, and none of them were exactly sure what they'd they'd just gotten themselves in to.

THROUPLE! THROUPLE! THROUPLE!
Anonymous No.149877552 [Report]
>>149877543
Darn, I meant to mark that as a spoiler
Anonymous No.149877563 [Report]
>>149877170
Yeah, but at the time he hadn't made an appearance in-comic since 07-09-2013 and that comic was 04-01-2016 so it had been almost three years since I had last seen what Zeus looked like.
Anonymous No.149877845 [Report] >>149877982 >>149882321
>>149877543
Anonymous No.149877950 [Report] >>149878119
>>149876091
That last part sums it up.
Anonymous No.149877982 [Report] >>149880523 >>149882333
>>149877543
>>149877845
The only hottest non couple in this comic is Susan (male) and Justin (female)
Anonymous No.149878119 [Report] >>149882333 >>149884309
>>149877950
>>149876091
>We want it to change, so maybe if we give it another chance...
Anon said it earlier, if maybe a half dozen /co/mrades got on the patreon they could probably voice some change
Anonymous No.149878252 [Report] >>149879099 >>149881569 >>149882390
You want to hear a prophecy of doom?

As some point Dan will be unable to stall for time any longer and we will get another timeskip and the main cast will finally go to college.
And then we will have like 2-3 of JUST showing them getting used to college life and introducing a huge number of new college-centered characters. The cast will basically double in size.
Anonymous No.149879099 [Report] >>149890724
>>149878252
Given how the high school has been skipped, despite it taking up so much of a student's time, one can only guess if they'll spend any time in college classes at all.
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.149880405 [Report]
>>149876749
I did notice that between the hat and the hair the tips of his ears just slightly obscured
Anonymous No.149880429 [Report]
>>149847362
Wait actually this is just crowdfunding there is necessarily a way
Anonymous No.149880473 [Report]
>>149871301
Ellen's a good wingman.
>>149871458
Ashley would totally suggest the Lingerie store for a date location.
>>149872165
Dam Demetrius is shredded.
>>149872239
At least Diane knows proper combat strategy. Throw the tanks out in from and let them get hit.
Anonymous No.149880482 [Report]
>>149872332
The bad sense of direction has got to be the worst anime idea ever, Dan's should have had captured, or something.
>>149872872
Comic posted on April 4th 2016, they meet up again on March 14th 2022. It took 6 years to a single month in universe.
>>149872971
And you could have been getting new spells, and gotten over energy buildups 6 months ago, if you had just taken Grace's suggest to jill yourself while as a hot girl.
Anonymous No.149880523 [Report]
>>149877982
God the birthday party was the best arc this comic had
Anonymous No.149881046 [Report] >>149882344 >>149882439
>>149876126
>>149876358
Cheerleadra's problem is lack of feats, or even benchmarks
We don't actually know how hard she can hit or anything
Anonymous No.149881054 [Report] >>149881571
>>149846066
Instead of trying to guess who people are IRL, try to see anons from /co/ in terms of which other board-tan it sounds like.

There are a lot of ways to throw yourself on a wild tangent, and to keep everyone sane it is necessary for me to define a catch-all system which is easy for the larger audience to understand. [s4s]

>whenever I see a new post on /co/, the first question I ask: "does this poster sound like they just came from /s4s/?
>whenever I see a new post on /co/, the last question I ask tend kinda mostly towards: 'does this poster seem very likely to literally leave for [s4s] the second anyone reads this?'

Stay lucid though: where magic does exist, the formation of an intent which would erode the data quality of your talent could easily make it leave the soul.
Anonymous No.149881509 [Report] >>149882418
>>149876416
That Jeanie Bottle webcomic still exists.
Anonymous No.149881569 [Report]
>>149878252
How horrifying.
Anonymous No.149881571 [Report] >>149890881
>>149881054
This seems like the kind of thing that'd be more applicable in Pre-2016 4chan, when the boards all had their own cultures.
Anonymous No.149882321 [Report]
>>149877845
Yesssss hahahaha yesss
Anonymous No.149882333 [Report] >>149884309
>>149877982
True.
>>149878119
Let's do it, Anons. I'll sign up right now. I just got paid.
Anonymous No.149882344 [Report]
>>149881046
Cheerleedra is like some sort of reverse Buffy. C. promises a strong attack, but she's mostly used for girlyshots. Her only use is flying.
Anonymous No.149882390 [Report] >>149884779
>>149878252
This is most likely true, though the latest comic implied they'll be graduating in the next week or so. hopefully he at least thinks to make Charlotte the main college friend. He could also have it be an excuse to just have Sam, green haired guy, and green haired guy's friend be around more regularly.

See, this is what I mean when I said Ashley COULD work but should have been introduced later. Her and Liz/Jay would have worked perfectly as new college friends who are maybe experimenting with their sexualities and get roped into some transformation hijinks.

If Dan is smart he'll just use it as an excuse to consolidate Moperville North and South together and integrate Rhoda and Catalina into semi-regular recurring castembers since he's been trying to do that for 21 years.
Anonymous No.149882418 [Report] >>149882751
>>149876416
>>149881509
Are there any with spanking in them?
Anonymous No.149882439 [Report]
>>149881046
You can say that about about everyone, Elliot doesn't beat anyone, Grace has 1000 forms but her one fight ended with Damian blowing himself up, Even Nanase who gets to do the coolest stuff doesn't have feats, she didn't beat the the wizard, he gave up, she didn't beat Tengu she just tricked him to waste his powers. Nobody does nothing in this comic.
Anonymous No.149882751 [Report]
>>149882418
Collar6
Anonymous No.149883807 [Report]
Scenario: "suppose I have hope to initi–"
>suppose<
y
>support 'suppose'
try trust
Anonymous No.149884309 [Report] >>149884808 >>149884974 >>149885076 >>149892623
>>149878119
>>149882333

I approve of this plan, but we need to come up with a coherent message to push. If we all just go in there and ask for different things, we won't get anything because we will just pull him in different directions. But a bunch of different people all asking for the SAME things might get noticed.
Anonymous No.149884779 [Report] >>149885076
>>149882390
>If Dan is smart he'll just use it as an excuse to consolidate Moperville North and South together
>and integrate Rhoda and Catalina into semi-regular recurring castembers
>since he's been trying to do that for 21 years.
He hasn't been trying anything like that for 20 years. If he was, he could have closed down one school after the Abraham attack. Or the Goo monster attack. He could have done actual classroom settings and put Catalina, etc sitting beside Elliot etc.
Dan does nothing and we clap like idiots for the 100% of tease, 1% of result, that he actually puts into the comic.
Anonymous No.149884808 [Report] >>149885032
>>149884309
The coherent message of 4chan Co. is PORN! WHEN?!
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.149884974 [Report]
>>149884309
Dear Dan,

What if every character in the story had HUGE BOOBS?
I mean giant titties
I'm talking massive honkers
Absolutely gargantuan bonhongaloos
Anonymous No.149885032 [Report]
>>149884808
Yeah, but thats never going to happen.

Even back when Dan almost started doing nudity, it was never going to be in the main comic. Just in special, separate sketchbook drawings behind a paywall. The problem is that Dan doesn't DO sketchbooks anymore. Not really. There was a time when he was doing at least 2 a month, he did just 7 total in all of last year. He has done just ONE sketchbook in 2025 and its already halfway to 2026.
You can't bully him into doing lewder sketches if he isn't even doing non-lewd sketches.
The only things you can possibly push him to change have to be in either the main comic or NP, and he'll never do porn in either one of them.
Anonymous No.149885076 [Report] >>149894788
>>149884309
I'll see if I can go through and compile a list of various things Anons have mentioned over these storytime threads and hopefully post it before the storytime is over (that being said, I probably won't get a chance to do so until Sunday 08/17/2025 at the earliest) and then from there we can try to narrow things down.

I'm hoping the main things will be just pointing out general character traits in the main cast that have fallen off and maybe some pacing/humor examples from specific comics. Besides that maybe just some examples of more fun stories (there were a few ideas posted that wouldn't have to be followed 1:1 and were just good examples of the type of direction he should be going in) and/or a push towards more risque content/humor.

Besides that it's just plot threads that have been left hanging that we might try to insist he get around to and/or sunken ships we could try to get him to reverse course on like the Tedd/Grace/Sarah throuple or Susan/Elliot / Susan/Elliot/Ashley throuple.
>>149884779
He keeps going back to Rhoda, though. Either through referencing her or sketchbook inclusions. He clearly has some kind of idea for her, he just never does it.
Anonymous No.149885782 [Report]
>>149871444
Pretty realistic honestly. Or was everyone supposed to memorize how to apparate a car engine?
Anonymous No.149886401 [Report]
>>149871633
if you want the current state of fairy metaphysics:
1. Fairy form is not affected by temperature (holographic principle/siddhi plot armor)
2. She can fly freely throughout nature (includes city)
3. A novice magician MIGHT see [and not have any way to catch] her, or not, dependent on the ambiance of souls
4. Learning to control her invisibility can translate to a non-fairy form, dependent also on the rules of 'change blindness'
5. The semi-aut clone feature is very new, and mine will actually absorb the powers while this readalong runs

Not making any of this up here, I can try to explain how each rule emerged. Actually seriously in the real world, yes it does exist.
Magister !I46H95akI2 No.149886664 [Report]
Dang it I didn't want to make a new thread but there are *just* too few images left in this one
>>149886629
>>149886629
Anonymous No.149887683 [Report]
>>149872230
"I'm not doing the worldbuilding right now": the panel.
Anonymous No.149888474 [Report]
>>149872499
I can say the clone ability is technically fairy magic in this vantage, but this page specifically is more symbolic of a different part of me. The first subcontract has an explicit purpose of answering my questions. Not asking is kind of like violating trust.

(there is a lot of metaphysics)
Anonymous No.149888597 [Report]
>>149872529
Fuck yeah realism. I could justify a contract.
Anonymous No.149889042 [Report]
>>149872709
Yeah I would have difficulty believing this if it weren't right in front of me.

Merge is kinda how my second fairy, hits.
Anonymous No.149889171 [Report]
>>149872738
Yes in complete literal verse. I don't have a ton of explanations hidden somewhere and you should stop looking.

(Rule of public exposure. See: debut, 'going' public)
Anonymous No.149889424 [Report]
>>149872824
Safety memo: you actually cut your own soul if you attempt a tactic this naive while my focus is on the panel.
Anonymous No.149889466 [Report]
>>149872833
Good follow. Honesty is a strong source
Anonymous No.149890103 [Report]
>>149873437
Make sure to document it in fewer than 250 pages. I cannot deviate trajectory from advancing TF magics.
Anonymous No.149890235 [Report]
>>149874009
how deeply are you hoping to understand?
Anonymous No.149890323 [Report]
>>149875131
>>149875183
Great job not having anything worth my time, I can try to overlook how slow you are from competent perspectives when looking through your memories.
Anonymous No.149890724 [Report]
>>149879099
How much would anyone need for 'plot advocate' to be a paid position?
Anonymous No.149890881 [Report]
>>149881571
Hey, feel free to try. I seriously doubt you can refine this ability at a level necessary to achieve retrocausality over the pre-streaming era. Literally bonds to the fate of this series if you actually outclass me.
Anonymous No.149892623 [Report]
>>149884309
Coherent is a tall order
Anonymous No.149894788 [Report]
>>149885076
The only real pattern I saw just concerns pacing, and it doesn't seem like a thing to tamper with IMO.