Thread 149876649

Death Battle is the reason people hate you, Clark. Its nothing about you personally. You're a great dude.

I agree. I'd hesitate to call Death Battle fans people. Those two, cocksucker and dicklicker? Sorry boomstick and wiz.. or whatever can't power scale to save their fucking lives.
Gaara v Toph anyone?

>>149876655
>>149876683
Wait, what the fuck? This line was popularized by Death Battle? Seriously?

>>149876649 (OP)
DC heroes are failed abortions while Marvel heroes are literate cancer incarnated.

>>149876649 (OP)
>>149876757
Do people seriously think that phrase came from death battle? Gosh im way too old to be here.
Kinda sad no one here really knows the actual lore of the marvel and DC universe.
Heck, you can read George perez jla/avengers to have an idea how different are dc heroes from the marvel ones.

>>149876649 (OP)
>"DC heroes are gods trying to be human, while Marvel heroes are humans trying to be gods"
ah the good times. I miss them.


>DC comics characters are gods behaving like humans among humans
>Marvel comics characters are humans with god powers with human problems.

>>149876649 (OP)
>Phrase isn't even related to powerscaling, it's just writing styles between the big two
>People unprompted bring up Deathbattle
I feel so bad for anons who let that series live rent free in their heads, regardless of how they feel about it

But largely it's due to marvel writing civilians as assholes, DC civilians are a lot more nice to their heroes so it looks like they worship their heroes which makes them feel so godlike.

>>149876655
>death battle says that superman is invincible and that the point of his character is that he can never lose
>has black adam lose against apocalypse even though he can fight superman and captain marvel at the same time
I'm not even a power scaler but this is dumb. Superman died against Doomsday too so he can clearly be beaten.

>>149876878
Most generalizations people parrot about the difference between DC and Marvel haven't been relevant since the Silver Age. Dumbest one is DC is lighthearted while Marvel's dark and gritty though that's faded since the movies are nothing like that.

>>149876649 (OP)
That's a very clever and succint way to explain why Marvel created much more interesting characters.

Marvel heroes are a bunch of religious nutjobs, freaks of nature, and science people trying to kill each other

>>149876649 (OP)
>ignore the DC heroes trying to be gods and Marvel heroes trying to be humans

>>149876649 (OP)
Weird considering that one of DC's quinetessential heroes is, you know, Batman. Then again, he's always been like that, hasn't he? Sure, he has no superpowers, but that's always been the joke. How impossible do you have to be before you jist stop being human?

>>149876649 (OP)
Superman is White America's first commercially successful Mary sue and America's Jewish Answer to an imperial symbol of ruling the world since the rise of America. Just like the Greek Olympians and the Royal Myths of European Heroes. Superman is a boring icon of America thinking itself its the God of the entire Planet.

>>149878083
>actually made by a canadian

>>149878365
Caps right as always. In the end, DC needs its heroes to be godly idols/pegan deities to function as a force of order because humans aren't capable of being their own heroes or guardians.

>>149876655
>Its nothing about you personally.
Because he doesn't have one

>>149879537
After stevil i believe that steve is a demoncratic moron who wouldn't last a week in gotham.
Also Everyone at DC is feverously Catholic in everything, even in Beyond future or the Dakotas.

>>149876649 (OP)
Thor will be very surprised to hear this.

>>149879883
Yeah let's ignore Odin original punishment to thor, and ignore he's one of those heroes that is the exception of the rule.

>>149876649 (OP)
It's nonsense.

>>149876649 (OP)
how about no Gods, no humans, just heroes?

>>149881376
Sorry, not pseude enough for meme purposes.

>>149878365
>>149879537
So cap is an non evil Lex Luthor?

>>149881599
Moron.

>>149876655
>Caring about death battle
No but seriously, fuck off.

>>149879537
>>149881599
IIRC Cap and Superman are both initially brainwashed to spark conflict between the teams, that's why they act out of character

>>149877496
I talked to a Superman power level enthusiast and he told me that Superman is not only real, but that his weaknesses to Kryptonite, magic and red suns only affect him if he wants them to

>>149876649 (OP)
How the fuck is Batman a "god trying to be human"?

Marvel is relevant, DC is timeless

>>149879537
Are you ignoring Thor?

>>149883333
Batgod

>>149878365
Marvel's universe is a shithole, even the average civilian would shoot you if you looked slightly like a mutant

>>149883333
or NIGHTWING?

>>149878365
>see all the superheroes of DC doing good deeds and being honored for it
>AIIIIE THEY'RE LORDING OVER MEN LIKE GODS AND DEMANDING WORSHIP!!!

????????

>>149876649 (OP)
Marvel heroes are FREAKS

>>149876655
Goku should have beat him all 3 times.

That's post-crisis bullshit. They were equal in powers and feats. If anything, Marvel had a better display of scale.

>>149884549
Obsessed

>>149877570
I've always thought DC was always darker and pulpier and Marvel was more lighthearted

You know, this is what Popeye has over cape characters, he’s heroic and super strong while still being human.

>>149885050
I feel like Popeye would if better as a Marvel character then a DC one.

>>149883867
Thor is a hero as a side gig, he still is a god of fighting mythical beings that wants to claim his birthright realm midgard, kinda like godzilla. Superman is basically the chief shrief of earth and the multiverse.

>>149878083
This has got to be bait.
Or maybe /pol/-tier brainrot happens across a wider span of the political spectrum than I realized.

>>149878365
The correct description of Marvel heroes isn't "humans trying to be gods," it's "Marvel civilians with superpowers."

>>149886295
>This has got to be bait.

Nah

>>149884419
He's acting irrational and out of character. It's a plot point.

>>149876649 (OP)
KUYASHII

>>149876649 (OP)
>>"DC heroes are gods trying to be human, while Marvel heroes are humans trying to be gods"
Please ignore that that the most popular DC hero and villain are both just regular ass humans.

>>149876878
Is that the one where they visit eachothers worlds and the Justice League can't believe the Avengers let so much evil persist while the Avengers can't believe people actually like their superheroes?

>>149888899
There's nothing regular about Batgod or jonkler

>>149889383
Joker plot armor is so stronk people are trying to insist it's just due to random writers and you can't attribute it to most writers in DC.