Thread 149877987

IT'S NOTHING

>>149877987 (OP)
1F 1T5 N0D1HING 7H3N K0N51DR 74K1G G0CK 1N J00R 455!!!!

>>149878009
mituna my beloved

Classpect her

>>149878069
Sylph of Doom
the bombs are metaphors for the inevitable doom that surrounds her (in the form of bombs)

How will they handle him in the show?

>>149878089
They'd probably love him if they got to him. He needs no lip flaps, his gestures are minimal, all he needs is a smooth voice actor who can convey the tone of "exceedingly polite Satan".

>>149878081
they call her the bomb thief

>>149878089
He's gonna be a 4th wall breaking narrator I just know it.

>>149878095
He’s just gonna be Dr. Starline.

>>149878095
And a good scream for "SHE HAS WHAT?!"

I think Vriska was perfectly justified. Why wouldn't you set things up so the game is fun for yourself if you could?

>>149878095
They have to do the crackling green energy well or he'll be garbage.

SHE HAS WHAT?!

>>149878180
If Mike Stoklasa actually said this, I might actually watch his show.

>>149878095
>yfw it's Chris Parnell

Sleep.

>>149878095
>Christian Borle as Doc Scratch
I'd like it.

>>149878096
I lol'ed

>>149878208
>mike and jay after they opened up their cruxtruder

>>149878221
Vriska guy here. Having a shitty few days. If Vriska is watching, I would really appreciate a sign.

>>149878106
You mean exactly like he is in the comic?

>>149876098
>Scout
Rogue of Breath.
>Soldier
Maid of Blood.
>Pyro
Bard of Mind.
>Demoman
Heir of Void.
>Heavy
Genuinely can't pin down a class for him, but he'd probably be a Hope player.
>Engineer
Mage of Time.
>Medic
Seer of Life.
>Sniper
Knight of Doom.
>Spy
Thief of Heart.

where the FUCK is Terezi

>>149878259
>the tower to the first gate is entirely made out of empty beer bottles

>>149878287
>FUCK IT! LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT DERSE!

>>149878299
Sucking off Karkat.

>>149878310
H3 W1SH3S

>>149878310
You misspelled Gamzee
*sloppy honk*

>June 4th, 2028
>Half In The Bag: Homestuck: The Animated Series
>Thumbnail is Mike And Jay sitting at a table with a bucket
>Mike has a broken bottle with a picture of Rawhead Rex on it and Jay has a knife emblazoned with the face of Nic Cage in Willie’s Wonderland
>Their faces are both badly painted grey and they’re wearing cat-ear headbands

>>149878310
SHE WISHES.

>>149878333
*shlonk shlonk*

>>149878259
classpect them

Karkat and Terezi fucking while fighting over who's in control.

>>149878272
>Redmond and Blutarch are Cherubs continually hiring them to try and kill the other.

My dick
in Karkat’s hole

so did the Unofficial Homestuck Collection fiasco make any waves, or was it a nothingburger?

>>149878009
based Mituna

>>149878428
...of a keyboard (they're both updating the loyal followers of both their memos of the sex situation)

>>149878467
>Future Karkat gives bad advice on purpose because he remembers it and frankly, fuck Past Karkat, the guys a dick.

>>149877987 (OP)
this will never reach [S] Enter levels of kino, it will botch it instead

>>149878259
LOBAT
Land of Bottles and Tapes (VHS tapes)
>>149878390
It feels like Seer of Mind would fit Mike especially because the challenge for the god tier power would be self-restraint from booze, since alcohol clouds your mind. Jay seems like a ______ of Doom but I'm not sure what. Maybe a Knight?

>>149878467
>>149878488
Kek.

VRISKA SERKET IS HOT

>>149878488
>the guys a dick.
Y3S!!!

>>149878523
Jay is a bard of life that has slowly been eroding everyone else for years

>>149878069
>Bomb-wielding cartoon liker
She needs to be dressed up as Peacock yesterday

>>149878523
Jay is a bard of life that has slowly been aging everyone else for years

>>149878438
It's still going on and there's been no official response outside of the usual asskissers showing up to say "don't hecking believe Gio!!!".

>>149878299
My bedroom

>>149878621
while we're doing the "classpect them" bit,

>>149877987 (OP)
Would you love a jojo loving jade blood?

>>149878765
gimme the link to the comic and yes, id love her

>>149878768
Not him, but its Conjoined Session, its fun even if a bit heavy on the homo.

>>149878788
arigato

>>149878089
They’ll follow in with the common consensus that new fans have about him basically being a grooming pedophile

>>149878659
Would Squigly just God Tier the second she laid down on her Quest Bed or would she be locked out completely
Assuming the propensity for kernelsprites to prototype dead things didn't catch up with her

Tell me how you feel about the following characters

>Vriska
>Tavros
>Dave
>Karkat

>>149878633
He's still a sperg who compared his troubles with Hussie to the Holocaust.

>>149878788
>a bit heavy on the homo.
Homo makes it better for me so that's no problem.

>>149878827
>Vriska
Annoyed
>Tavros
Nothing
>Dave
Joy
>Karkat
Joy

>>149878827
>Boner
>Not boner
>Not boner
>Not boner

>>149878805
The grooming atleast is accurate, guy kept the Handmaiden in his place to groom into Englishs Assassin.

>>149878839
>compared it to the holocaust
It was a pun, anon. A joke.

>>149878842
In that case theres nothing in there you won't love as it even got homo angst.

>>149878842
Dirk….

>>149878860
I can agree with that at least, but some people will look at you weird if you don’t think he’s a literal pedo lol

>>149878884
Doc Scratch has erudite sensibilities about kidnapping and grooming children. Besides, he’s omniscient, he knows what she’s like as an adult so just knowing her as a kid is ruined

>>149878827
>Vriska
Should've gotten John as her well-deserved prize for being the 8est.
>Tavros
Asshole for not apologizing for being a cripple.
>Dave
Useless faggot.
>Karkat
What was even the point?

>>149878859
>Karkat
>not boner

More for me

>>149878899
Far as Opening Statements go Doc Scratchs not gonna beat any allegations with that.

>>149877987 (OP)
Western media is fucked if even indie people are now making "movies / tv series that should have been made a decade ago at the height of their popularity."

>>149878862
>It was a pun, anon. A joke.
And he shouldn't've made it because he knows that the lunatics that make up the remaining fandom would just use it as ammo against him. Self-awareness is crucial.

>>149878899
Wow!
You actually posted something coherent for once.
Well done guy!

>>149878963
Shut up fag

>>149878827
>Vriska
She's a bitch and one of the hottest trolls and needs to be put in her place with dick.
>Tavros
Probably deserved better, but at this point I don't give a shit.
>Dave
He was cool, but then got ruined.
>Karkat
He was the best character but was completely fucking ruined.

>>149878977
Oh, you're just another anon using guy's name.
How silly of me to believe on guy being capable of writing anything coherent at all.

Karkat Serket

How can we make the homestuck fandom a more safe and comfortable place for trans women fans?

>>149878839
Of course he is a sperg, he also goes by they/them and linked the hbomberguy video where he calls PewDiePie a nazi at the bottom of the article about the Sarah Z video.

>>149878839
I thought 4channers loved holocaust jokes.
Oh, right we are one /co/mblr.

>>149879028
They fucked?

>>149879110
I don't see the lie

>>149879137
>>149879110
>posting some random nustack tranny seething
for what purpose? these people are a dime a dozen

Why did he do it?

>>149879154
>A crumb of Karkat and Terezi from something official
We're so fucking back.

>>149879154
Because it's good drama

>>149879154
he became aware that all his deeply-held beliefs were a set up to him being a joke character so he set out to make the story worse for revenge

>>149879163
I can’t comprehend what any of this means.

>>149879176
I would do the same desu

>>149879154
>>149879170
Funny how both of these were drawn by the same person who is also the art director for the vivziepop pilot

>>149879154
>>149879170
>>149879206
it would probably cost millions to make the show look like any of these drawings, but goddamn I wish we did

>>149879218
The character style looks extremely similar to that first one at least

Did Dirk manipulate Jake into a relationship?

>>149879206
>family guy dead pose

>>149879266
Not really. Jake operates on "if someone asks me out, who am I to deny them" logic. It's not Dirk's fault Jake has to no principles

>>149878827
>Vriska
Cute dumbass but entertaining in how much she fucks things up and trying to become better
>Tavros
Kinda boring but he gets better
>Dave
Great before Davekat
>Karkat
Great before Davekat

Hows my fellow homeARYANs doing?

>>149879025
By “coherent” you mean coherent with the social fabric of people i don’t want in my life, and you know what happens next if you don’t stop.
>>149879033
Recommend solutions for their verbal diarrhea
>>149879206
Jake needs so much support to avoid fucking up

>>149878627
>destroys Life and destroys through Life
Fuck that's actually pretty good. Most godtiers are broken in some ways, how would a Bard of Life be broken in Sburb terms?

Anyone got the "can I voice Jon" image?

>>149879518
>Jake needs so much support to avoid fucking up
Of course, he a Hope player. If he were just going to succeed he would be Light, if he were truly inspirational he would be Breath, but he's a pretty distraction that doesn't deliver so he's Hope.
>>149879585
That would be a Prince, probably can cause deadly cancer in enemies.

>>149879585
>>149879663
A Bard still destroys, but it's as a consequence of their existence rather than directly doing it.
>Bard of Life is so miserable and annoying, the denizens can't handle it

>>149878089
I like the idea of conveying the white text by having him be silent at first and then realizing he's no longer in a comic and turning on the sound to accommodate for the viewer because he's an excellent host

>>149878438
It was a nothing burger

Have you heard of Aradia, our Lady and Savoir?

>>149879663
Yeah, the corner of my brain's library for Homestuck is incredibly dusty since I haven't visited it in years. Prince was the active class, Bard was the passive right?
>>149879716
lol

>>149878089
He'll use an old timey telephone instead of the typewriter but I think the white text gimmick is sadly lost. I mean, what else could you do? You can't really hide a voice like you can do text

>karkat no longer tries to have a blackrom with terezi but still has cute spats with her
>vriska is less subtle with her flirts with john from the start
>terezi uses john to fuck with vriska but quickly starts openly hate-flirting with him instead
>when john learns that terezi is in spades with him he vehemently is against it
>kanaya, karkat, and to a lesser extent rose all step in to try to convince to go with it
>dave also helps but it's because he thinks it's funny
Would this be a good change?

>>149879752
Actually kino idea.

>>149879809
>savoir
Is that some kind of french babble?

>>149879716
>Bard of Life is Depression Incarnate, outright draining the life from his surrounding.

I know a guy.

>>149879809
Graveyards and old chapels always make me want to play point and click adventure games. It's like the ideal setting for some hidden tombs, puzzles on the gravestones and stained glass and creepy statues being ominous. I wish homestuck had a good point and click

>>149879838
>He'll use an old timey telephone
>viz forces the show to include songs
>doc scratch ends up sounding like alastor's part of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfL7vll73BM

The important thing to note about classpects is that there isn't only one way a classpect can be played. A Bard of Life can be a miserable fuck draining everyone else, but they can also be an ignorant guy living his life giving shit advice to people that leads to bad things happening to them for example. Or being someone that coddles another person so much, they can't grow or live their own lives. Remember, there are many ways that an aspect can be indirectly destroyed and there are many ways Life can be interpreted as an aspect. This goes for all classes and aspect.

>>149879906
I was thinking about him having the old timey radio filter. I mean, it could work

>>149879841
not really desu
I like johnrezi but I find it more cute that they end up finding affection for one another later on

>>149879841
I could see John starting off against the idea of spades love but then over time he and Terezi build their relationship throughout all the shenanigans. Then it hits John like a truck "Oh shit I really am in love with her."

Terezi x John is the ideal version of that love we've seen where the pair care for each other and kick each other in the ass to help them become better

>>149879906
>He's going to sound like Vox but with Alastor's filter

>>149879924
Honestly Jay likely isn't a bard of life I was trying to make a shitty joke. But you're right.

>>149877987 (OP)
Why are the using the new ICP album cover The Naught?

>>149879906
Vox got mogged here btw

>>149879947
I'll be honest, don't watch Red Letter Media, so I don't really know what he's like, but I saw someone mention Knight of Doom and then you said Bard of Life. In my mind, those are classpect inversions of each other, so you guys might be onto something.

Why is it that Terezi is for dorky boys like John and Karkat?

>>149879973
Because it’s nothing.

>tfw you pissed off your significant other
>tfw she unleashes a torrent of insults, swears, and threats
>tfw you know she's sopping wet

>>149880152
Does this mean that people I frustrate in my private life online are secretly horny about me?

>>149880211
That depends, are you sexy?

>>149880236
Yes.

Are all clowns really that bad?

>>149880353
Juggalos are stupid.

>>149880380
Technically, Gamzee would agree with me, because juggalos are heretical to him.

>>149879154
For the lolz

>>149880353
Her pants are literally stained with the blood of lowbloods. All clowns deserve nothing but death i-including *sniff* karako...

>>149880364
Can confirm
>In a group chat, one of the members was okay if a bit overbearing l
>Went to The Gathering of the Juggalos one time
>Now ICP is her entire fucking personality

How do you imagine Hussie/the BC team excusing themselves out of this?

>>149880695
Nobody is arguing that the dog dick was always planned but authors can change their mind. If Hussie said "Rose has a birthmark on her butt" that would be a retcon, sure, but it wouldn't contradict anything in the comic

>>149880731
>anon’s first thought is about Rose having a butt mole
Hmmmm.

>>149879999
He's a jolly, happy and guy you like being sarcastic with a cheeky grin and works ridiculously well interacting with cynics and downers. He also adores bmovie horror schloch, specifically he's like an encyclopedia for gore special effects. He never ages, looking eternally late 20s while his cohost started out looking early thirties and now looks 50.

>>149880757
I was just thinking about something inconsequential

>>149880731
The image also contradicts the dog tail retcon.

>>149878827
>Vriska
Wife.
>Tavros
I feel bad for the little mexican boy
>Dave
Should've gotten with Terezi
>Karkat
I hope they don't give him a female VA in the show, they all make him sound like Angry Ash Ketchum

>>149880695
NDA+Frivolous lawsuit along with vehement denial and claims that you're lying (they cant say about what)

>>149880939
angry ash ketchum is perfect for karkles though

>>149880939
>Wife.
Hypno wife?

>>149879170
She clearly has a boner for Sollux and Gamzee

>>149881043
Who?

>>149880152
>tfw you remember you can still kill her whenever you please

>>149881043
>doom symbol nowhere to be seen

>>149881070
The director for the new show >>149879206

>>149881103
Oh, hone. I thought you were referring to one of the girls in that image

>>149881089
>this is what gets her the wettest

>>149881028
Hypno Wife.

>>149880353
I want her to ride my until my pelvis is crushed into a bloody mess

Is it bad that I read the panty raid comic and thought it was funny?

Hate how John's fight with Lord English is practically lost media because Hussie's too much of a bitch to put it in the actual comic, a lot of high quality and retarded fan art could've spawned from it

>>149881229
LE in general was so much wasted potential

>>149881175
GOOD.

>>149881229
LE had the potential to be the best villain of the era and they chickened out.

>>149881214
nah shit was hilarious. I wish the 3 years comic got a proper ending too

>>149881229
There's a vision I used to have about that fight where every time Lord English dealt a big enough blow on John, he'd unconsciously teleport himself, LE, and Dave to different locations in the comic while they go on to doom a bunch of timelines.

>>149881316
LE really should have been a doom player to give that aspect a bit of representation and connect him to doomed timelines

>>149878433
Trolls don't have holes they have nooks

>>149881344
Time Dooms us all

>>149881344
Aren’t Time and Doom kind of redundant with each other, anyway?

>>149880364
It's really funny that jokey stuff like Homestuck and Miracles as a meme, and this idea they're 'leftist' or whatever rehabilitated juggalos in the eyes of mass internet culture. They're unwashed white trash that will steal your catalytic converter and the gathering of the juggalos is basically a huge sex assault factory.
That's why I always find it laughable when people say Gamzee is a caricature of a black person. His hairstyle doesn't even look like afro texture hair, it looks exactly like matted bird's nest of a guy who wears Cookie Monster pajama bottoms five days in a row and tries to get into teenage girls' pants. The joke about him saying 'ninja' is literally just what white juggalos actually say in place of 'nigga'.

>>149881379
they canonically have toilets and know what fecal matter is so they do have bootyholes

>>149881447
The fact that Insane Clown Posse is considered both a Christian and leftist band makes me feel genuinely sick. The left/right dynamic is disturbing.

>>149881447
Most do not know this but black culture is basically poor southern white culture they are intimately linked

>>149879809
THEY ARE ATTACKING ME THEY ARE TRYING TO DEFILE MY BEAUTIFUL MAID OF TIME

>>149878069
what is this? what species is she?

I want to draw more meowrails, what should I draw them doing anons?

>>149880939
His voice actor's been confirmed, it's a dude, Brandon Winckler.

>>149881552
She's from the newest Homestuck Beyond Canon update. The plot is that both Rose and Dirk made new alien species (Dirk's Satyrs and Rose's Nymphs) to play sburb. She's a nymph named Ly'lac

>>149881583
>The plot is that both Rose and Dirk made new alien species (Dirk's Satyrs and Rose's Nymphs) to play sburb
cool. how'd they make a new species?

>>149881579
Brandon Winckler
COVERED IN BEES

>>149881553
Nepeta perched on his head (like how all cats like standing on high places) licking her hand

>>149881603
Ectobiology

>>149881553
Equius chillin with a Nepetaloaf on his lap

Karkat railing Nepeta.

Karkat railing against Nepeta’s foolish actions.

Nepeta railing against her Karkat body pillow

>>149881642
>>149881695
>>149881706
Okay we get it, Nepeta

>>149877987 (OP)
The Naught album sucked.

>>149881706
Cute.

>>149881695
based Nepeta

In alternian society longer more verbose words were considered lowblood right? While shorter more common words irl were considered high class? Or am a misremembering?

>>149881848
Yeah. Eridan used regular human words

>>149881848
Regarding toilets at least

I like that one artist that draws Karkat fucking MILF Nepeta.

>>149881848
you are right, bathtub is posh and ablution trap is lowblood

I'm glad I gave a bunch of you a hypnosis fetish.

>>149881869
The ones that big nepeta small karkat anon keeps posting?

>>149881879
tbf, these threads did that to me.

>>149881879
jokes on you I've been into that my whole life
john should hypnotize vriska though

>>149881880
I feel like I've seen only one of those images posted recently, but that's probably what you're talking about, yeah.

>>149881848
>CG: THAT’S BECAUSE YOU JUST TOOK A HARD DRAG OF MY LOAD GAPER WHICH FOR SOME REASON I HAVE DISCOVERED OUTSIDE ON THIS LITTLE ISLAND.
>GC: YOU M34N YOUR TO1L3T?
>CG: WELL OOH LA LA.
>CG: EXCUSE MY DISDAIN FOR YOUR BLUE BLOODED VERNACULAR.

>>149881879
i had one way long before meeting you, hypnofag

>>149879927
Agreed, the whole appeal of Johnrezi is it's not hate love, it's just love. It's not even a kismesis turning into a matespritship; it becomes human love with aspects of all four quadrants. That's why it was the only well written part of the epilogues.

>>149881950
These ones?

>>149881967
Yeah.

>>149881958
I think it is sweet to imagine a "what-if" with them getting together earlier but has to be more natural, and it feels fitting that sort of thing happens after both of them have went through the shit they did
....also i'm somehow just realizing both it and roxygen are relationships built off of the shit that happened post-GO, lmao

>>149881949
Someone capable of creative expression should really make this. It sounds so cute!

>>149882000
Epilogues Johnrezi felt like Hussie realizing he wanted to do a sweet heterosexual romance after all but had burned the bridges too hard with the ones he'd been building up previously.

>>149882060
How would you describe HS Johnrezi?

>>149882060
Wait until Meat John gets revived and marries Terezi while Candy John marries Vriska. It's gonna happen

>>149882077
Show john (secret third route) will troon out so epilogue johns can take on the scourge sisters

>>149882093
I mean, even if the epilogue johns troon out, they're still fucking the scourge sisters and that's all that matter, right? also imagine vriska helping june pick out an outfit in her bossy but loving way

>>149882075
I like it a lot. It's present and crackling under the surface of both characters towards the end but they don't get the chance to act on it properly during the comic.
They get that chance in the epilogues and it's passionate and very soothing for both of them because they're both extremely restless and they give each other some strange peace. They are both troubled people by the time of the epilogues, but they're not troubled together. Terezi stayed behind at the end of the comic because she struggles to feel tied to anything in the new universe. That lack of feeling grounded is John's entire thing as an Heir of Breath and it draws him to her even more.

>>149882129
Anon...this reeks of repressor.

>>149878827
>Vriska
Should've stayed dead
>Tavros
Should've killed Vriska instead of the other way around (to complete his character arc)
>Dave
Best (male) character (before he was faggified)
>Karkat
I hate this bastard

>>149879496
bad, because I can't choke Vriska to death in my barehands

>>149882004
>Someone capable of creative expression should really make this. It sounds so cute!
I will! At some point. John has probably read Molly Moon at some point in his life and probably thinks the Fusion Feeling is real.

>>149879496
bad, because Vriska will never choke me to death in her barehands

>>149882150
I don't know what that means

>>149882154
You're right Vriska should have stayed dead but I think Tavros killing Vriska would miss the point of his character (from what I remember of it, it's been a while). He dies fighting Vriska because it's just him still playing her game, following what she expects of him. Of course he's doomed against her if she's the one writing the rules. His arc ultimately culminated in him recruiting the ghost army on his own terms, leaning into his own strengths, and dabbing on her now that she doesn't hold any power over his life anymore.
At least, that's how I remember it. I know there was some time in the bubbles where he was still doggedly following in her shadow but it eventually ends in the victory dance moment.

Gray women.

>>149882242
Gray women!

>>149882254
Is that a penis

>>149882261
no that's a thigh gap you retard

>>149882148
>Terezi stayed behind at the end of the comic because she struggles to feel tied to anything in the new universe.
Now you're making me wonder how different things would've been if she realized how she felt way earlier, since John effectively became her new purpose after his death in meat

>>149882203
He is calling you a tranny.

>>149882267
Woah calm down Im not trying to insult you or your love of Vriskas penis

>>149881513
drawing in the middle of a city? you should know better anon

>>149882289
Oh okay

>>149882268
The irony with Terezi is she cares very very deeply about everyone important to her and she tends to value her loved ones more than anything else. Toby Fox actually points this out in the Alterniabound booklet where he discusses his thought process behind composing her theme. She goes from relationship to relationship looking for the one who will be her reason for being. When she doesn't have someone she gets upset. She tried filling that hole (lol) with Gamzee which was terrible for her, then she swapped Gamzee for Vriska, and now it's John. This emphasis on partnership is actually a Libra stereotype and it's alluded to in that official Extended Zodiac. Latula is the same and she's been dating Mituna for millions of dreambubble years. She's extremely devoted to him.
This kind of love is not inherently bad so long as the person is not bad for you. Latula and Mituna have something healthy and loving after aeons. Gamzee and Vriska were bad for Terezi.

>>149882339
>womanlet fef
I like this

>>149882339
hey look iit2 my two favoriite biitche2

gay woman

>>149882357
Let me be honest when I say that was a really insightful post and explains a lot about her character and her desires to find someone she cares for, but
this doesn't answer my autistic johnrezi question >:[

>>149882339
A lot of Feferi and Nepeta art is unnecessarily cute as fuck, I don't get it

>>149879841
The fucking quadrant thing is severely retarded and is supposed to be an example of how the Troll's engineered culture is utterly dysfunctional.
The fact that so many people gleefully, unironically embrace the concept is deeply repulsive.

>>149882190
I'll be waiting
with b8ed breath

Didn't Karkat want Terezi in all quadrants?

>>149882459
Which is utterly dysfunctional due to the contradictory nature of it, yes.

>>149882459
no just flushed/caliginous

>>149882430
Ok. If she wasn't feeling so attached to Vriska at that point and her thing with John had progressed further when the comic had ended she'd probably go with him to explore Earth C. And they would hug and kis and adopt a crocodile
Does this answer your question

>>149882493
Yes, it does.

>>149881879
The form of hypnosis Vriska uses is literally one of the most boring kinds.

>God tier
Reality warping
Memory editing (Mass)
>High tier
Memory editing (Individual)
Emotion manipulation
Perception manipulation
>Mid tier
Intellect drain
Corruption/purification
Identity death (incremental)
>Low tier
Identity death (instantaneous)
Consciousness swapping
Implanted Compulsion
>Trash tier
Zombie Trace

>>149882357
Samefagging here but Karkat and Terezi also worked extremely well and I truly believe the justification for severing that relationship - and I do mean severing, because of instead of having some narrative as to why it never worked they just stop interacting with no explanation why - was entirely external and nothing to do with their actual characters and personalities. Hussie wanted to make a hamfisted point about subverting expectations of the main guy and girl getting together, but then he went and paired Terezi with John who is an even main-er guy than Karkat so not sure what he was getting at there.
Terezi and Karkat would have worked. As it stands, Terezi and John is good.

>>149882395
sollux, what about aradia...

>>149882211
I mean yeah, but him being bullied and abused by Vriska and then being killed by her is kinda sad

>>149882631
>Consciousness swapping
I'm sorry, is this what you're talking about? Because I was under the impression that consciousness swapping is swapping your consciousness with someone else's like Ino. You can interpret what you're saying as "swapping someone's consciousness from the on position to the off position", but unless that's what you meant, Vriska's style isn't anywhere on this list, mister reality bender.

>>149882710
He lived a hard life.
It would probably sting less if Vriska didn't get retconned alive and fix everyone's problems in Vriskagram and save the day and come back in HS2 and get to frolick around as some sort of mischievous antihero.
It's actually incredibly fucked up now that I think about it. Vriska ruins this guy's life and murders him and she still lives on while he gets swept under the rug on Earth C because the few people to give a shit about him aren't around anymore. I guess that's not really unlike real life bullying situations.

>>149882631
My rpg villain can read biochemical balances (hormone levels, surface level electrical activity) in her victims, can manipulate those balances and perform memory perception alteration (she can alter how a character perceives a memory aka “I liked eating the candy” —> “no I didn’t like eating the candy”)
Also she requires a bionic implant in the target to perform her hypnosis.
What tier would she be?

>>149882784
>Tavros one lasting legacy is either Jake or Gamzee named Jake/Janes kid Tavros.

That one is pretty dire.

>>149882763
> Consciousness swapping
Shunting someone's psyche into another body or exchanging minds between bodies.

When targeting Trolls, Vriska's uses trance hypnosis. They enter a mindless state and do what she commands of them.
Her power is further diminished to sleep inducement, when used on humans.
However Sleep-inducement is such a pathetic form of hypnosis that it doesn't even deserve to be mentioned on the list.

Nice image btw.

>>149882837
You say that but Tavvy is like the most capable kid on earth-c. None of these other spoiled brats come close

>>149882784
>He lived a hard life.
There was no win condition
That isn't hard it's just cruel

>>149882884
You´re not wrong, but thats also a second Tavros thats kinda fallen for a Vriska, the damn name itself is cursed to forever be attached to her in some form.

>>149882884
>is a pure blooded crockerbert child
>is the most capable
proves that those stridelonde genes are tainting the capability of ruby and harry

>>149882837
I wonder how it has to feel being named after the guy murdered by your parent's old acquaintance and she just shows up one day and pals around like nothing happened.

Whatever happened to Chazzerpan.

>>149882914
Tavvy being in a relationship with Vrissy is so weird. It hasn't been brought up in forever and it basically just exists to emasculate him because the original writers were really into ntr shit

>>149882923
>Named after a guy that got utterly and completely broken mentally, physically and killed by Vriska.
>In a Kissmesis with a damn clone of the same Vriska.
>And as if that wasn´t bad enough he had Gamzee of all people be more of a parent to him than his own mother.

That kids beyond the point where Vriska taking him along on a magical trip even phases him anymore i think. Theres no potential damage she could do that he didn´t already somehow powered through.
>>149882949
Yeah, especially because he´s just in there as the third wheel, i don´t think that ones lasting once it gets any focus again.

>>149882949
Isn’t it some bizarre thing where him, harry and vrissy are trying some sort of poly shit?

People forget that Terezi was nice to Tavros, tried to boost his confidence a little and was genuinely enraged when Vriska maimed him (and killed Aradia). She thinks he's lame but she makes an effort to not let it show and makes a good faith attempt to resurrect him with a kiss even if she thinks it's gross. She's nice to Nepeta as well, humors her roleplaying and can't bring herself to let on that she's being facetious.
Terezi is nice! She only dishes it to people she thinks can take it and give as good as they get: Karkat, John, Dave etc. She doesn't punch down. It's like a whole aspect of her character that gets lost in fanon.

>>149882795
>Mind reading
Not really mind control as such, but I did put Reality warping on despite it only tangentially being related so whatever.
Mind reading is very useful when used in concert with other listed powers.
The kind of surface level mind-reading you described would be low-tier.
>Memory/perception alteration
If your villain can only manipulate the biochemical balances it can sense, which I assume since you packaged those abilities together, mid-tier.
While memory and perception alteration is a premium ability, the fact that this form is limited to experiences in the immediate present downgrades it somewhat.

>>149882989
Its literally just troll romance, Harry/Vrissy are Matesprits and Tavros/Vrissy are Kismesis (atleast in name because frankly they´re not even antagonistic, its more like him being her manservant/the one kid that has a car.)

>>149882996
I never really see people say that’s she’s mean, honestly. Or maybe I don’t read enough fanfics to notice it

>>149882868
Hypnotized to sleep is *the best* form of hypnosis and you’re off your nut for slagging it off that hard.

>>149883012
I see
>Harry/Vrissy are Matesprits
Lmao, so he’d basically dating his sister’s stepdaughter. Nice

>>149883049
Boys doing what his father didn´t get around to: Getting Serket ass.

>>149881089
If John solos 99% of fiction, whos the other 1%?

>>149883021
It's mostly in Scourgecest stuff where Terezi condones Vriska's bullshit and plays along with her bullying. Which is the opposite of canon.

>>149883044
You could achieve the same effect with roofies.
It's stupid, but more importantly boring.
Like using a precision laser to clean out the dirt from beneath your fingernails.

>>149883087
No, you could not achieve the same effect with roofies. It’s not the same and sedatives suck.

Ignoring everything after the fifth Act is the way to go, because everything just gets so utterly fucked for basically every character after that point.

>>149883012
How do quadrants even work in a society where pairs live together (which wasn't a thing on alternia)? Lets say Vrissy marries Harry and Tavvy, would they all live in the same house? What about if Tavvy then marries someone as a matesprit? And then what about that matesprit's kismesis etc etc? At some point you have to cut someone out

What do people think about RoseXEridan as a crackship?

>>149883021
NTA but I do remember reading an opinion post about her from a person I otherwise thought had very well informed analysis on Homestuck, who described her as nothing but an unconsiderate asshole. Just to give an example that popped up in my mind.

>>149883087
>>149883101
Your goals are different so this conversation is pointless.

>>149883154
I just can't see her ever giving him the time of day. The one conversation we see between the two, she basically just seems him as a joke/pest and then blows up his computer. Even a blackrom sort of thing, she'd have to at least think highly enough of him to consider him a rival.

>>149882493
NTA but add to this the fact that having Terezi around to push him to keep moving would have prevented John from turning into a depressed couch rotter

>>149883165
Whoa, sounds like a terrible take. When I think of Terezi I think of Toby Fox's analysis that she "has a certain level of tender emotion that almost puts Karkat to shame". Come to think of it Toby says Terezi is his favourite so he's definitely voicing John so he can date his waifu. That sly dog.

>>149883250
Imagine cosplaying somebody so hard you alter someone's world like that.

>>149883070
do you have more twst x hs art?

>>149882784
Vriska had her character arc 4 fucking times as of now. Remem8er me was her first closure, then she comes back in the dream bubbles and becomes worse. Her ghost runs away with Meenah, becomes a better person, then the retcon happens and Vriksa becomes worse. Then she gets to fight LE, being in the eye of the storm and the center of attention like she always wanted, then the narrative spits her right into earth-c, doesnt learn anything, and then gets put into a visual novel for "character development". Cant wait for her to become worse again.

>>149882996
I wouldn't say she's nice or mean
she cares about things being fair but also moreso just enjoys punishing those she deems evil in a sadistic sense
she's upset about the things vriska did to tavros and aradia but only because she thought it was unjust. she was perfectly fine with all the other flarpers team scourge killed before to feed vriska's spider mom. she killed vriska out of a sense of moral duty but doesn't really mourn vriska or have any regrets for anything till it's too late
she didn't really care about her actions or it's consequences and also took people for granted which fits how she's a seer of mind

>>149878827
>Vriska
she genuinely was one of the best characters until she was brought back, her story should've ended with her fucking off with john as ghosts
>Tavros
don't really care about him but he's funny
>Dave
he used to be one of my favourites then became the most insufferable fucking character in the entire comic
>Karkat
same as above but less insufferable and more just incredibly fucking lame

>>149883011
Thankyou

Good evening, fellow stuckers

Karezi rocked and Hussie blows horses. That's all

>>149882692
2hes not a biitch you BIITCH

>>149883165
Terezi's pretty inconsiderate when it comes to Dave, though that was at least in part due to the massive cultural differences.

>>149883262
There needs to be more art for this crossover.

>>149878827
>Vriska
Responsible for my bad bitches fetish, trying to make her some "misunderstood" character was lame, then making her go back to be a bitch again felt twice as hacky

>Tavros
Another Eridan case of "potential man", when it seem like they were gonna do something significant. PSYCHE. Eridan at least is handed somewhat well in fan material when Tavros will always be the sad boy made for bullying. Pathetic.

>Dave
My favorite character until he decided to become a faggot. Fuck you Hussie.

>Karkat
Same as above, though he is also a "potential man" to some degree which make it hurt twice as bad.

Why didn't Vriska fuck off and leave the giant spider again, I can't remember

>>149883505
She is mentally retarded

>>149883505
>Running off from home and your Lusus.

Thats a culling.

>>149883272
This was taken from us.

>>149883359
Karkat and Terezi on a carnival date!

>>149883359
The girl who drew this was temporarily in an abusive relationship with Steven Universe storyboarder Lauren Zuke, btw

>>149883618
>>149879154

>>149883505
>just run away as a young teen with no plans or resources
kids irl also have trouble running away from abusive homes

>>149883666
He does have a point Satan, more where that came from would be great because Carnival Dates are cool.

>>149883665
That's fun (well not for them). Tang's artstyle is very SU-like. Man, I miss that show. Zuke's art was always the best ngl

>>149883681
>is best friends with another troll who survives just fine without a lusus and probably would have taken her in if she asked

>>149883714
I used to follow Tang's blog on tumblr and it was crazy that she ended up working on steven universe. Which sucks by the way.

>>149883732
Anon, its still Vriska, she wouldn´t do that solely because it would make her look weak, which in itself on Alternia is a bit of a invitation to get culled.

>>149883732
terezi still has her lusus it's not as physically active as the others. it's in an egg but is still alive and even communes with terezi in her sleep which is pretty involved

>>149883757
The egg did not start communing with her until she went blind.

>>149883783
even then it still choose to parent terezi since she was a grub as an egg and was always alive till the game session. it never stopped legally being terezi's mom

That screenshot of Andrew wanking off in gen chat and talking about how his ideas are so good he can’t stand it sometimes becomes more relatable to me every day.

>>149881316
When the final battle incorporates final battle bullshit lol. imagine them taking the fight to Alternia fuck that sounds cool.

>>149883811
What parenting was she doing before they started communing?

>>149883078
The 1%:

>>149883618
Karkat playing scam carnival games to win prizes for Terezi!

>>149883832
who knows but it was her lusus. lusus choose which infant grub to parent and it, while somehow being stuck in an egg, choose terezi

>>149883714
I don't hate the pilot's artstyle and I think Hone is a fantastic artist but Zuke's art and the way they draw hair specifically is so charming to me, I kinda wish a homestuck cartoon looked like that

>>149881250
im not even gonna lie

this looks lame as hell

>>149883078
>>149883841
If powerscaling bros existed in this fandom this debate would've been hot to this day

>>149883886
Thank God it doesn't.

>>149883970
Well it's just my own personal opinion. I'm very nostalgic for SU to be honest

>>149883988
To be honest, I'm somewhat nostalgic for SU too, but I don't think I ever liked Zuke's art or takes on the characters.

>>149883841
Honestly I dont really recall Dave having any significant feat before Collide, so Johns taking this one im afraid

>>149884083
He and Rose fought Bec Noir just before Cascade, then he got himself double shanked in Game Over by the dogs, so yeah....he really didn´t do that much actual fighting.

>>149884118
>He and Rose fought Bec Noir just before Cascade
Did they really? I dont remember this happening

>>149884140
They fought Draconian Dignitary.
The only time Dave fights Bec Noir is when he gets murked by Noir making Jade shoot him.
Rose never even encounters him directly outside of Grimdark.

John is the only one in God Tier who really puts up a fight in the Dream Bubbles.

>>149884140
My bad, that was with Jade, but yeah. During that Doc Scratch takeover in the upper panel.

>>149883078
>>149883841
>>149883953
>STRENGTH: JOHN EGBERT
>OVERALL SPEED: DAVE STRIDER
>SKILL: DAVE STRIDER
>OVERALL POWER: JOHN EGBERT
>DURABILITY: TIE
>IQ: DAVE STRIDER
>BATTLE IQ: DAVE STRIDER
>EXPERIENCE: DAVE STRIDER
>DEFENSE: JOHN EGBERT
>OFFENSE: DAVE STRIDER
>ATTACK POTENCY: JOHN EGBERT
>VERSATILITY: DAVE STRIDER
>FLEXIBILITY: JOHN EGBERT
>ABILITY: JOHN EGBERT
>ENDURANCE: TIE
>STAMINA: TIE
>REACTION SPEED: DAVE STRIDER
>TRAVEL SPEED: JOHN EGBERT
>COMBAT SPEED: DAVE STRIDER
>HAX: JOHN EGBERT

RESULTS: JOHN EGBERT 11-12 DAVE STRIDER

UPD8

https://beyondcanon.com/story/820

>>149883078
Entities that manipulate narrative or otherwise exist in nonlinear strata, like Demonbane.

>>149884316
>serverside exception
We did it homos! We crashed another website! Homesuck is so back

>>149884316
I think Lylac blew up the servers

>>149884315
john has balls, dave not. in fact, john has so much balls dirk manipulates narrative to get rid of them

>>149884316
>Application error: a server-side exception has occurred (see the server logs for more information).

Why is it every series i follow tends to run on websites that can´t keep their shit functional.

>>149884315
First one to make this into a shitty tiktok powerscaling 1v1 gets a billion likes on twitter

>>149884345
>>149884355
>>149884361
To be fair, this just came out and there hasn't even been an announcement yet

>Caretakers
>Older of their species go by titles.

Really creative Rose, you made Trolls.

>>149884315
>that's enough Dave! it's time we settle this once and for-

>>149883826
you just not gonna post it?

>>149884492
You do it, mind-slave.

>>149884481
John wins because he can do that windy thing and that other windy thing and because Dave's so much of a little pussy bitch faggot that we refuses to even use his powers

>>149884512
john cucked dave out of his own time travel powers

>>149884507
well I don't fucking have it that's why I was asking

>>149884423
Trolls don't take care of their young though.

>>149884537
You can find it very easily on Homestuck.net

Since we were on the topic of the scourge sisters as characters, I remember Megidochan once talked about Terezi and Vriska partly being supposed to be Hussie's own plays on Rorschach and Ozymandias respectively, though unlike Moore, Hussie identified and cared way more about the Ozymandias analogue here (and that he ended up splitting it in half with Dirk).

>>149884315
>Endurance, Durability, Stamina
>Tie
The striders have nothing if you take away their agenda

>>149878827
>Vriska
one of my favorite trolls but got way too much focus. I know she's a thief of light and all but even then she was hogging up too much time away from others. plus her arc peaked at her death- leaving it at that with minor ghost appearances would've been much more impactful

>Tavros
cute little underdog with a tragic end, but fitting in showing how much pages have to struggle right from the get-go. him finally being able to tell vriska off was peak. part of me wishes we got to see the godawful rap battle between him and gamzee that took place but also part of me likes the mystery

>Dave
he's cool and I appreciate him even more with every re-reading. hardworking guy that's simultaneously badass and goofy like dirk. him randomly becoming gay/bi out of nowhere and suddenly also finding karkat to be his type was so shit. he should've endgame'd with dirk or jade if at all. plus jade could've got more development off it. I hate so fucking much how hard it is to sift through all the trans!dave fics and art to find quality stuff

>Karkat
he's great. very distinct character with amazing prose. no wonder he's the fan favorite of so many. the thought crossed my mind that he sorta speaks like angry reactions and I can't get it out of my head. I don't like how a lot of fanart interprets his hair or beta troll's hair in general but oh well

>>149884580
Pretty cool that they were able to have a discussion about something other than gargling Luke’s dick for a change of pace.

>>149884607
why would dave get with dirk though? seems unrealistic desu

>>149884378
I remember seeing a youtube short a couple years back where someone powerscaled John against Rose in that shitty tik tok format. Cant seem to find it now.

So there's the update
https://beyondcanon.com/story/820

>>149884665
>Looks like you’ve been included in some sort of public server for the game. Wow, that's an absurd amount of people. Are they all TC’s friends?
Sweet. They are actually doing the 64 squidle session. I guess this still means it’s not canon lmao
RIP sandswept.

Didn't expect Adult Nymphs to turn into Eldritch Princesses. That's weirdly specific. Does the Caretaker still have a regular human face underneath those tentacles?

>>149884613
They constantly shit on that guy, last I can recall.

>>149884715
I like to imagine the squidle hair are actually headcrab parasites. Perhaps even that lylac isn’t even the grey skinned girl, she’s the purple squidle puppeting a grey husk.
No reason to believe that but it would be cool

>>149881089
>someone used the art i drew
now i'm feelin motivated

>>149884315
>>149884481
leaked what if fight hacked from hussie's pc he sold for fent

>>149884700
>They are actually doing the 64 squidle session
Nah, the only players are the main 6 moderators (GC, AA and CC for Nymphs and TC, AT AND CT for Satyrs), that's why the ===> arrow shows six slots. Plus it's part of the CHA.OS logo, six arrows going out (the deltas) and four arrows going in (the omegas)

>>149884757
>John with a mustache.

Anon, the Egbert men do not believe in facial hair, this is blasphemy.

>>149884757
Can a drawfag redraw the Mona Lisa here

>>149884778
So wrong

>>149884741
So she is greywashing. She gonna get cancelled.

>>149884761
You’re probably right. It is clear these 10-14 characters will be the ones we follow but damn. Just having the backdrop of a chaotic medium would be a cool setting. They probably don’t think they could pull off the feeling that so much shit is happening in the background. It’s definitely a big ask

>>149884804
Technically the Crockers, the Egberts do not do well with facial hair.

>>149884650
lotta shared intrests and mindset. they have good chemistry for it espevially since they looked up to their bro counterpart. they also challenge each other in multiple ways and bring out the other's best
jade works too

>>149884847
While we don't see it, John has a mustache while married to Roxy. He only shaves it right when HS^2 started

>>149884883
>John grows a mustache
>Marriage falls apart

Im still dying on that hill, the mustaches just not meant for him.

>>149884757
Vriska fan fiction

>>149884902
But it's a good look. He got it from his adoptive (great) grandfather Colonel Sassacre

>>149884871
anon, it’s unrealistic because the idea of a comic canonically having a incest ship being canon is impossible lmao

>>149884902
If Mom Lalonde is anything to go by, Roxy probably likes her gentlemen shaved clean

Girl literally shat herself god damn

>>149884961
skill issue. plenty media has incest
joke aside, the ideal would've then been to have davejade canon and let dirkdave be fan content

>>149884757
>Dave & John high five

>>149884959
Well, Sassacre did pull the freaking Condesce with that mustache of his so i guess Poppop might have made it work. I still think our John operates better without though, let alone his dad religiously was into being shaved clean.
>>149884978
See, no mustache might just have saved his marriage if so otherwise.

>>149884798
I'll see if I can cobble something together, don't get your hopes up

>>149879154
He learned the truth.
That his whole existence was ment to be a joke. That he and his friends were always doomed, just pawns in a larger game.
But, that there was also a chance to grab the reigns of the narrative and burn it all down. Partly for revenge, partly so everyone isnt kept tortured or made mockery of forever.

>>149879841
not really. Dave was uncomfortable with the idea of black rom, though i could see Rose trying to push it to see how it goes, while also being ready to protect her friend if it goes poorly. You know, her typical seer shit.

What the agendaposters are forgetting is John's most impressive feat: he actually had sex with Dave's mom, rendering every other point null

>>149885448
True, whatever happens in that fight: John fucked his mom and put a baby in there while Dave physically couldn´t even do it to his sister.

>>149885448
Noy only that, but he also retconned Dave into a faggot to ensure he could never fuck HIS mom. Truly the most fearsome character in the multiverse.

>>149885489
Oh also atop of it:

If not for Bec Noir Johns Dad ALSO would have fucked Daves mom. The Egberts by default fuck his mom given the chance.

>>149884607
>part of me wishes we got to see the godawful rap battle between him and gamzee
Uh we did

>>149885200
yeeeeeeees

If Dave was based he would’ve actually done the deed and fuck John’s hot mom
He said she was hot on multiple occasions yet never even knocked her up

>>149885448
>HAX: JOHN EGBERT
cleary stated by >>149884315

>>149885511
If John was smart he would have retconned Caliborns homosexual lust for dirk which could have avoided the whole LE thing altogether mayby

>Porks your ma
>Makes you gay
>For good measure, also takes your patron troll
>Its all canon
Davebros whats the counterplay?

>>149885664
Dookie Strider the fraud receiving the pornography pics John sent him starring his mother

>>149885664
He wins by not transitioning, Junetards btfo

>>149885645
Theres no fixing for Caliborns homolust, that fucker was born that way.

>>149885664
The only option left to him is to fuck John's Dad, somehow.

>>149884315
>>149884757
Blessed by Agendastuck

>>149885765
Johnsisters how could this be? Those Davechads have absolutely nuked us out of nowhere here

>>149885801
>Davechads

Hows his kid with Jade coming along? Oh right.

>Ly'lac throws up
>Caretaker pisses herself
Rosebot is so mad about not having bodily functions anymore that she made her whole species a bunch of gross freaks

>>149885448
>>149885664
>>149885713
can someone ref this this is fucking cheating

>>149885765
You cant unfag Dave nor unfuck Roxy. The Egbert truthers win by default.
June will also pork Dirk btw

>>149885861
June will definitely fuck Vriska and Meat John already fucked Terezi

>>149885849
Best you can do is take the loss gracefully at this point, the June move is a solid hit but thats no killing blow after the devastating combo you already took.

>>149885849
Not so, it is actually just the opposite.
John has had loving, consensual relations with daves mother, giving him a new sibling in the process.
There was no unfaithful behavior from any account.

Is the june thing still planned or is it shelved since trannies are losing their cultural focus?

>>149885518
shit, we did? my memory is hazy

>>149886015
It's still happening, we get teased on it a few updates ago. Also that's not how storytelling works, anon

Shit only gets worse if you extend the playing field to sisters, since Jade also porked Rose while married to Dave.

>>149885994
>If we´re perfectly technical Harry would be Daves half brother.

God their family tree is a goddamn Family Loop.
>>149886015
Nothing said about shelved so far, but im like 90% sure they´re just gonna make Meat Johns corpse into Robot June.

>>149885448
>>149885664
>>149885713
>>149885849

>>149886063
normally no but this is hussie and the post-canon hacks we are talking about here.

>>149886015
>since trannies are losing their cultural focus
in what sense?

>>149886036
It's one of the clips in the scratch part

>>149886108
cant go into it since off topic.

fraymotifs are fucking kino

>>149884715
Humina humina, who’s this pearl among the oysters

>>149886324
;)

>>149884757
Terezi telling them to fight for her

Why did Dad didn't took John to a dentist?

>>149886144
Shame they are used like 4 times in the whole comic.
Hell, I was sure that they were completely forgotten until Collide.

>>149886679
The dentist wasn´t going to win that fight.

>>149884757
>>149885520
it's taking a while and it looks like shit, might only have it fully done by the next thread at this rate, but her's a progress report

>>149886721
LMAOOO

>>149886721
>drawfags have sided with Egbert
Davebros...

>>149886721
>looks like shit

Don´t lie to yourself, this shits beautiful.

>>149886606
>>149886721
John heard gray pussy was involved and immediately started seeing red

>>149886721
John beating the shit out of one of her exes would canonically make her horny btw

>>149886871
I mean of course he´s seeing red, Daves in his redpajamas right infront of him, mans basically waving the flag at the bull.

>>149886721
It's never too late to give up

>>149886913
>the bull.
fantastic choice of words anon

>>149886721
>>149886799
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>149886985
Not what i was thinking, but i do love when the phrasing double dips so i´ll take it.

>>149884804
Man it's not fair that I can't grow a mustache

>they modernized pesterchum into discord
god damnit HICU why do I even READ these updates. Oh wait yeah its because I want to fuck Ly'lac, Rosebot, and Vriska/Vrissy that's why.

>>149886721
This does imply that Dave survives because of Jade's interfering and him later killing John in the rematch, though.

>>149887151
It's even called cha.os, that's funny get it? because discord is like another word for chaos
I don't mind it. It makes sense to update it, we're in the year 2025, nobody uses old timey chat clients anymore. Plus it allows for AT to be a discord moderator

>>149887182
>Heres how Dave can still win:

>>149887182
i'd be angry if that didn't sound kino, also, if we're going along with the idea of john doing this because Terezi requested it, it just makes sense he dies at the end lmao

>>149881617
why didn't jade just make a baby that way instead of cucking rose

>>149887220
tears in my eyes

>>149887277
Because that wouldn´t have sated someones fetish out there, neither would have ordinary insemination that wasn´t outright fucking.

>>149887277
Because she wanted a natural birth. Jade's space aspect basically dooms her to a life of loneliness that prevents her from having a regular life. She grew up isolated on an island, then spend 3 years alone on a ship and now as an adult she's unable to be a regular mother (due to a lack of a womb). She already has a million ecto children walking around outside so having Rose make an actual baby with her is the closest thing she gets to making a baby with Dave the old fashioned way

>>149878009
sex

>>149887347
>Jade's space aspect basically dooms her to a life of loneliness that prevents her from having a regular life
in what ways are kanaya and porrim also isolated, given that tthey too are space players?
are time players also doomed in a sense since they are part of core aspects to a sucessful session?

Agendastuck too focused on unimportant things, I want more questions on how the fuck Lord Englush jobbed to John Dave and the unholy amalgamation of Nepeta + Dave after all that hype and buildup

>>149887668
Yeeted into the Black Hole, the end.

>>149887668
Nepeta stole/freed Equius' soul from LE
Caliborn was so depressed about losing his gainz he gave up and let Dave stab him with the welsh sword

>>149887700
Dave already managed to land a killing blow, fight was over right then and there.

>>149887668
You just made me think, what happened to the versions of the alpha kids that fought lord english? its implied Dirk traps Caliborn inside the plushie, but what happens to them after that?

>>149887668
Clearly two Dave's was too much to handle, the definitive strongest character in Homestuck

>>149887516
It's mostly about Jade and Calliope. Kanaya and Porrim are more linked to the motherhood part of Space
Time represents different things and isn't as well explained as Space. I think where Space is vast and empty, Time is a lot more energetic. It's worth pointing out that both Dave and Aradia both have a habit of running into alternate timeclones of themselves which you could see as a sort of opposite of loneliness? Running into multiples of yourself? I don't really know. But that's whats fun about the Aspects, they're so multifaceted

>>149887748
They live I guess

>>149887710
>Could defeat Caliborn simply by killing his gains.
>The actual final fight against Lord English: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgzXQmKNWpg

>>149887748
They're stuck in wherever Caliborn's masterpiece is (probably fiuture earth?). Maybe Roxy can use some space shenanigans to do something but since these are essentially doomed retcon clones they might as well just die. Maybe they all have a big orgy and then fade into nothingness

>>149886721
This is fucking bullshit

>>149886721
John “long schlong” Egbert DESTROYS gay dave “in the grave” strider

>>149887182
Jade is Anissa. Eve is Rose ;)

>>149886721
Dork Strider for the rescue!!!

>>149888234
>Eve is Rose ;)
What did he mean by that chat???

>>149888293
kek

>>149878827
in my "haven't finished a complete readthrough since my initial run in late 2017" opinion
>Vriska
was a far better character dead than alive and it pisses me off that an army of sentient red flags bitched at Hussie until he brought her back to life during the retcon section
>Tavros
deserved better, man
>Dave
funny (always a highlight of rereads)
>Karkat
FUNNY (also now that I think about it the Karkat-versus-Karkat memos are going to be amazing/horrifying to see animated)

>>149888590
Karkats voice actors looking towards a long series of screaming at himself.

>>149878827
>Vriska
Should've stayed dead
>Tavros
Felt bad for him until I realized he really is kinda just boring and dumb and so I would've liked less time spent on his dialogue
>Dave
The strongest.
>Karkat
Fell off a cliff after the meteor landing, liked him best during his Openbound segments. His merging with Dave as a character is about 100 9/11s it's so shit its incredible.

I fucking hate June NIGGERS GET OF MY FUCKING FEED

>>149888841
It'll only get worse from here, buddy

>>149883505
Lusus dies before you get shipped off-planet, you die, no ifs ands or buts about it - not because one lacks a caretaker but because being an orphan gets you culled instantly
>>149888633
Reaching those memos in the last groupread I attempted with some friends was fucking glorious because the guy doing Karkat's voice, after taking a moment to process what was coming, just full-sent it without hesitation and gave us ten straight minutes of screaming at the top of his lungs with occasional ad-libs for flavour
truly an incredible experience

>>149884757
>>149884798
>>149886721
The other two panels took way less time, here it is, finished

>>149889228
kino

>>149889228
Magnificient.

>>149888841
what is this cursed ship kek

>>149888841
AIIIIEEEEE THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC

>>149889228
it's beautiful and you should be proud

>>149889228
Total davestruction

>>149889579
Davey's Destruction

>>149889228
Fake gay dumb stupid and I just farted all over it. Dave clears.

>>149889228
>just listen bro

>>149889228
John "Gray meat only" Egbert wrecked his best friend's shit for troll nook, many such cases

>>149889773
Troll pussy makes the finest of men start acting unwise, its just how it is.

>>149889228
Pepsicola is better btw

>>149889228
lolololol

>>149889814
not today fujo, go under your rock

>>149889814
any other ship with Dave is better than Davekat

>>149884315
>>149889228
Somebody's spreading lies here

>>149889814
what are the other ship names?

Never thought I would say a HSG thread is the best one up on the catalog but here we are.

>>149889934
Im guessing all the screaming is going on over at the Digital Circus threads?

>>149889228
There needs to be a part 2 this is too funny, I want more Dave slander on my /hsg/

>>149889228
Holy shit I had this saved since the original panel was posted

Oh god I just realized that troll romance might breach containment due to how big the nustuck fandom might be. At least people will finally understand what I mean when I say Jax from TADC has good ships but they're all blackrom, but the downside of the fucking quadrants becoming actually real via pure autism hurts tho.

>>149890038
>take it to your dream bubble
KEKAROO

>>149889814
Oh jegus their hands are touching they must be several seconds away from performing sloppy lovemaking

>>149889953
And the Fixed threads. Also, this one's just been really fun in general.

>>149889767
Can anyone tell me what this dude's deal is? I only read up to intermission 2 and I don't want to sully my memories of homestuck by reading further but this guy piques my interest. I like his outfit and fluffy hair and general demeanor from what I have seen.

>>149890053
I mean, it woudn't be the first time people outside the fandom got infected with quadrant brainrot.

>>149889228
You did wonderful, Anon. Thank you!
>Captcha: WXHSG

>>149890171
I think he's just supposed to be retarded

>>149889934
Pornfags slept in today

>>149890196
yeah but it's going to be bigger and probably stick more than it did last time because we're basically entering a 3 way corporate merger with 2 already large far reaching fandoms

>>149889934
a lot of people where waiting for the Digital Circus threads today probably, us trollfuckers are still here tho. Just don't feel like posting as much today.

>>149890171
He's tragically brain damaged because he's such a martyr and the libra troll from his session is the only one who can communicate with him without him spazzing out constantly.

>>149890171
>doesn't want to have memory of homestuck sullied
>asks about the alpha trolls

>>149890377
Don't care for TADC, but I find it annoying how fans of the thing like to constantly bring up a favorite among classic science fiction like I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream just because the creator makes surface-level refrances to it.

Post your classpect before thread dies, mine: Rogue of Space

>>149890541
Seer of Space, yo.

>>149890537
>I find it annoying how fans
So just like how Undertale/Deltarune fans ruined everything?

>>149890611
Not necessarily, I literally give an explanation in my post.

>>149890537
I never got the comparison to IHNMAIMS, Caine isn't nearly as malicious as AM and the circumstances of them being there are different.
If anything TADC reminds me more of this one fanventure that's since been cancelled, I forget the name of it. It was essentially the same set-up, a cast of characters with emotional/mental issues are in a simulated world. Each one was color-coded, I think there was a Red guy who was an asshole and had a goatee/soul patch.
Couldn't find it on mspfa for the life of me.

>>149890464
to be fair Mituna is one of the better ones so I don't blame him

>>149890541
page of heart, derse dreamer

>>149890053
>due to how big the nustuck fandom might be
What? The pilot announcement made 1.4 million views in like a week. It's not gonna be big.

>>149890541
Mage of Void. I do nothing.

>>149890920
I always struggled to comprehend how Mages are different to Seers

>>149890988
The way I see it, a Mage is intended to be a ot more hands on than a Seer.

>>149890171
He's mentally retarded and talks in 4chan posts. We love him.

>>149890988
Seers love their aspect, and go balls deep into it. Mages are more wary and caution others of the dangers of their aspect, especially if they've been burnt by it before.

>>149890541
Prince of Light, Sagipio, Prospit Dreamer.

>>149891083
and how do you know that?, from the extended zodiac or from the webcomic?

>>149891244
Just based on the characters.

>>149890904
the pilot could still flop, even if it's a hit and more episodes are confirmed (most likely) the REAL fandom bait is still to come with whenever they get to hivebent, the REAL homestuck brainrot, including the quadrants, largely starts there. Although the nustucks could just find all that stuff out on their own before we get any more episodes via reading the original comic (if they can find it, ik ik the official site is unusable and the unofficial collection is no more but there are still ways) or going through existing fan content that's been accumulating for over a decade now.

>>149890988
A Seer regards her aspect, ponders it from above, studies it. A Mage dips his hands into his aspect, feels it, and engages it. The difference between an analyst and a scientist, very similar, profoundly intertwined, but not quite the same.

>>149890541
Mage of Space, derse. I’m like andrew huss if he wasn’t actually a waste of space

>>149891493
I kind of see it as the other way around. Mages seem to really get fucked by their aspect, so they're best able to guide other people to not be negatively affected by it. Meanwhile, Seers go along with their aspect, using it in a positive way to help their team or themselves. I think they're very much the kind of people who disregard everything else for their aspect.

>>149891493
>>149891653
damn being a mage sounds like ass

>>149889814
Pepsicolas such a dumb name. Pepsi is a type of Cola. It's like saying Neko cats

>>149891922
Honestly, at a Mage's best, they're probably one of the most down-to-earth kind of people. You're able to avoid consequences and help other people do the same. You'd be seen as a cool and chill dude. Mages are probably one of the classes who can take it easy the most after everything they've gone through (that being said, the kind of shit they go through can vary). I'm sure there are some naturally born Mages that know how to navigate their aspect without having suffered though.

>>149890319
>>149890457
>>149890464
>>149891079
ty anons he sounds lovely. What's this about being a martyr? Feel free to spoil because I'm not reading act6+.

>>149892168
he is the ancestor of sollux, and also a doom player. specifically an heir of doom player. not much is known about his team's session but apparently he took one for the team and suffered brain damage
his girlfriend is latula (terezi's ancestor) and this is his theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31TcKfXCBVc

Imagining Caliborn settling down to live the life of a normal (human) man but deciding to make Jigsaw puzzles in his garage. After killing 20 ghosts with them he decides they suck actually and makes traps where you have to kiss a girl on a cheek (she will embarrass you) and do other such fiendishly difficult things

>>149892168
He's a psycher who strained to hard to save everyone but we don't know from what. It's like Sollux in Cascade.

>>149892168
he saved his session from god fuck know what but there's a theory that kurloz is the one who fried his brain cells