Thread 149881112

What went wrong with Krasura?

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149881112 (OP)
They gave asura babies an alt ending instead of holding firm. They also desperately tried downscaling Kratos with nonsensd sources like the cookbook to hide what a stomp the fight was.

So who actually wins between Hulk and Godzilla?

>>149881167
No idea, why are you asking me?

>nonsensd
ESLtooooooooos!

>>149881167
Just depends on how Death Battle interprets Singular Point autism vs high tier Marvel autism and/or if TOBA is getting involved

>>149881148
It's sad really. Asurasissies can't comprehend that Asura got fraudchecked

>>149881167
Hulk unless they really, heavily buy into Ultima wank and ignore all of Hulk’s resistances or think they aren’t enough.

>>149881332
that's not how it works, now the monkey is >>149881281

>>149881341
>It's sad really. Asurasissies can't comprehend that Asura got fraudchecked
Sorry, anon above me.

>>149881167
Godzilla

Who could defeat them?

>

>>149881362
You let your wrath consume you, I have been down that road before

>>149881384
Uh… how many innocent people did you kill?

>>149881406
why are his teeth so yellow?

>>149881428
Just because we’ve never SEEN Kratos brush his teeth doesn’t mean he hasn’t!

>hulk loses to the eldest and got possessed
rip

>>149881477
what if he got kicked in the balls hard enough and was called the Infertile Hulk

>>149881477
>Godzilla could actually just do this

>>149881477
The elder is boundless, btw.

>>149881167
Godzilla unless they don't bother analyzing or using Singular Point at all.

>this is what the eldest looks like
She cute

>>149881549
painfully generic page

Would you an Eldest?

>>149881549
>>149881584
I prefer my eldritch horrors to have larger boobs, desu

>>149881598
ryona death

>>149881584
>eldritch horror monster girl who's human form is a redhead in a suit
Yummy.

2 days late but saw nothing in the archive. ballot

>Kars vs Meruem
Sam likes it, and notes they've talked about this before. Ben assumes Kars stomps, Sam says he doesn't know enough about either franchises scaling to make that call.

>Eric Cartman vs Master Shake
Chad really likes this one. Sam and Chad both think Cartman A) is a worse person, and B) wins.

>Hibiki Tachibana VS Yuna Yuki
Ben and Chad talk about the pitch they had for this, and mention getting a lot of Symphogear pitches. They're interested in this and note the positive response.

>Starscream vs Sidmodius
The call isn't familiar with Sendokai Champions. They look it up and find out it's produced in Spanish originally. They think this is intriguing.

>Noob Saibot vs Zed (League of Legends)
Luis asks how long it's been since they've done MK, and thinks it's overdue for a return.

>Papyrus vs Giovanni Potage (Epithet Erased)
Sam calls this a very popular matchup.

>Flint Lockwood VS Fin Shepard (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs VS Sharknado)
Ben and Chad mention having a pitch for this and having learned a lot of information about Sharknado from that. Luis suggests having Fin being played by a Live-action actor and Flint being CGI. Sam awards this a Rooster Teeth Buck.

>Satoru Gojo vs Regulus Corneas
They make jokes about about Gojo having way bigger hands than Regulus, and say it looks cool.

>>149881598
>>149881612
If this were a girl Ben would have cum buckets
As would I

>Tohru vs. Frieren
Sam and Chad mention this was pitched.

>Satan vs Hades (Devilman vs Saint Seiya)
They talk about Devilman being an oldhead anime, and Sam mentions this being a pitched matchup.

>Robin vs Sonic (Teen Titans GO! vs Sonic Boom)
Ben questions if this a spite matchup to see GO!Robin die, before being informed by chat of Robin beating Wally West and Darkseid.

>Juvia vs Katara
They like this and think it'd be fun.

>Aku vs. The Lich (Adventure Time)
Chad notes there's a lot of pitched matchups this time around, Sam says this kicks ass. Sam gives it a Rooster Teeth buck on his behalf.

>Tabuu vs Ultron-Sigma (Marvel VS Capcom Infinite)
The call jokes about Tabuu and Ultron-Sigma being forgettable antagonists, but call it interesting. Sam gives this a Rooster Teeth buck.

>Adeleine Vs Eko (Kirby Vs Arcana Heart)
Sam jokes about the fandom really wanting children to fight to the death. The call isn't familiar with Arcana heart.

>yuma tsukumo vs yu narukami
Sam mistakes Zexal for 5Ds, calling it the one where they ride motorcycles. They think this is cool.

>Odysseus vs Sinbad
Chad says that this would have to start as a naval battle. The call is intrigued by this.

>Speed Racer vs Dick Dastardly
They like this, Sam calls it a classic. They talk about bringing back Death Race with this.

>Micheal Jackson vs Muzan Kibutsuji
They think this is really funny. This is given a Rooster Buck on Ben's behalf.

>Zuko VS Roy Mustang
They talk about this having and DBX, and say it's a cool matchup.

>Kazuma Kiryu vs Ryo Hazuki
They think this is cool.

>V Vs The Stranger (The Outer Worlds)
Sam and Ben like this, Sam gives this a Rooster Buck.

>Olimar vs Chibi Robo
Ben and Chad think this is funny. The call likes the idea of a mini-sized Death Battle that just takes place in someone's house.

>Aganos vs Kragg (Rivals of Aether)
Ben has to be reminded who Aganos is. The call thinks it's interesting.

>Yor Forger vs Roberta (Black Lagoon)
Chad says it's wild they haven't done a Black Lagoon character. Ben says he's seen this before and thinks it makes a lot of sense. Luis says this is a great matchup.

>Pit vs Zagreus
Chad says he got a pitch for this and says it makes sense. Ben notes the positive reaction to this in the Discord. Sam gives a Rooster Buck for the thumbnail, Chad says this will probably end up happening.

>Krampus VS Baba Yaga
They all love this idea, Sam immediately gives it a Rooster Buck. Ben thinks the Baba Yaga on DB would be a fascinating thing to do, Sam and Chad want to have this as a Christmas episode.

>Cyrus vs HIkawa (SMT)
Sam finds the escalation in threat level of Pokemon villains really amusing considering the protagonists are still children.

>Krang (TMNT) VS M.O.D.O.K.
Sam is surprised they haven't talked about this before. Chad really wants Krang on Death Battle but thinks M.O.D.O.K. probably shitstomps.

>Blaze (Arknights) vs Yang Xiao Long
They like the matchup after reading over the connections.

>USS Enterprise (Azur Lane) Vs Claude (FE)
Ben thinks it would be fun to bring on Azur Lane because the characters from it are based off real life battleships.

>Scott Pilgrim VS Charlie Murder
Chad googles it and finds out it's a beat-em-up game and Sam and Chad say it makes sense after reading the summary of Charlie Murder.

>Shulk VS Warrior of Light
Luis says this is sick, Ben mentions having a pitch for this. .

>>149881428
Not everyone drinks bleach everyday like you do, Ameripag

>ESL with shitty dental hygiene
yup YUP

>>149881598
God, imagine if this was She-Hulk vs Supergirl…

I would win

>>149881477
>>149881523
gg

>>149881112 (OP)
Of course it have to be that Kratos.

>>149881649
>>149881658
>>149881667
Where do the ballot matchups come from, again? They always seem to be pretty random, not because they're necessarily bad but because I always wonder who the fuck is requesting them.

>>149881777
>The Monkey looks just like Mike Matei

>>149881797
>it have to be
also I agree

>>149881658
>>yuma tsukumo vs yu narukami
Yuma stomps

>>149881821
Chill, guy.

>Look up Ruby on vs battles.
>They have wanked her up to multiple city block level's of strength and toughness, and put her as FTL.
>That's a lot better than I thought she would be. How does Maka compare.
>Vs battles has wanked Maka up to Multiversal.
I know better than to take Vs battles at their word, but is just how fucked is Ruby in this fight?

>>149881658
>>Odysseus vs Sinbad
>>Aku vs The Lich
These are the only two worth a shit on that entire list.

>>149881841
>Ruby
>her
Ruby is a boy. Im happy they are going Pokémon Manga stuff this time around.

>GODku vs SHITich
Lich wouldn’t even last 5 seconds against Jack and got beat by two bumbling retarded teenagers with mommy problems.

>>149881667
>Pit vs Zagreus over Nico di Angelo vs Zagreus
I swear

>>149881877
Aku gets raped by lore

>>149881884
Aku has better lore.

>>149881805
it's just people submitting shit through memberships iirc
they seem 'random' because a lot of the time it's people usually trying to not submit a matchup that they know has been requested a lot before

GR vs Spawn came from one of these and them just deciding to flesh it out into it's own episode, I think

>>149881903
he doesn't have better lore scaling, you can't fully scale him to the Darkness

>>149881667
>>Yor Forger vs Roberta (Black Lagoon)
Stop, my dick can only handle so much. But seriously, this would be a hell of a fight. Though they’d better do it quick before Yor gets too many insane feats. Some of her feats include hitting a tennis ball with a racket hard enough (while holding back) that the ball goes faster than the speed of sound, while literally breaking the ground around it as it travels. Her hitting the ball at full power just shreds it into tiny pieces.
https://youtu.be/UbyoxWEpGPk?si=9Ep458yqZKJbJItb
She also sent a volleyball into space by hitting it hard enough. However she’s not bulletproof proof and mainly excels at close range so Roberta could keep her distance with her weaponry experience to try and gun Yor down.

>>149881903
aku is literally .000000000000000001% of the actual strongest characters in his lore

>>149881909
How do we submit one, I want to see what they say about Butcher vs Stain

>>149881841
Fire force retroactively makes soul eater god tiers multiversal gods

>>149881167
Godzilla unless he gets TOBA backup

>>149881920
Aku enslaved the Olympians who beat Kronos who was eating solar systems on screen. With lore wank, Aku GAPES that BITCH.

>>149881930
that was probably submitted already

>>149881946
>Aku gets KINGtos scaling

BRING ME PRE-Z KRILLIN
BRING ME HOMELANDER
BRING ME PRE-AWAKENED GOJO
BRING ME KID OMNI-MAN
BRING ME MR. KRUPP WITH NO HYPNO RING

>>149881930
become a channel member, join their discord, make a thumbnail for your match and then talk about connections

>>149881882
Maybe if season 3 of the Percy Jackson TV series comes soon enough people will actually realize Nico is the best opponent for Zagreus

Bigby Wolf vs Alice Liddell
who wins?

>can't even think about anything Greek or Norse mythology related anymore because I start laughing about Kratos
I hate you faggots

>>149881974
>season 3
Weren’t seasons 1 and 2 massive flops? Is Jewsney going to keep shitting out seasons like with Soi Wars?

>>149881332
Go back to reading your cook book cucktos

>>149881988
Season 1 did reasonably okay, season 2 is coming out in December, season 3 has apparently begun filming

>>149881933
Hopefully they don't get full retard and realize it doesnt

>>149881997
double tardo…

>>149881987
>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!

>BY THE GOOOOOODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!

>>149881984
Alice should probably fight Sunny from Omori for the battle of the mental cases exploring worlds in their own heads, have it end with a knife fight between a teenage shut-in and a recently released teenage mental asylum patient in the real world

>>149882039
>Reasonably okay
I’ve never seen anyone even mention it anywhere, not even on /tv/. Turning half the cast into niggers must have killed viewership before it even aired, kek.

>>149882052
They will scale absolutely everybody to Adolla/the Evangelist and you know it.

>>149881841
>just how fucked is Ruby in this fight?
The matchup has been confirmed since 2016 (before fire force wank) and the consensus has never shifted in Ruby's favor. The silver eyes shit that people believed was going to be Ruby's big wincon ended up being a nothingburger. Crona got drastically higher stats than Blake and that was back in season 7 when they were more conservative.

>>149882066
it really is a shame that therewolf gets such a bad rep with shit like wile tomfooler e and reidi

>>149882052
Adolla or whatever his name, literally, ad verbum said that he gave everything to the grim reaper, and that he is his equal now

>>149881946
fuck he scales to KI-
>>149881959
beat me to it

>>149882076
Ruby got boundless Vtuber scaling a couple years ago. Maka’s fucking DUNZO

9MUL 1%

Bring her opponents to victimize

>>149882112
Maka doesn't scale to Death at all nor was Death at the same power at the time

Post SHARTos not leeching off CHADnarok and CHADeyr’s feats.

>>149882197
Yeah but this is DB

>>149881667
If they're doing Black Lagoon it has to be Revy first

>>149882151
then why did she die? what is she boundlessly dead?

>>149882216
I'm honestly surprised they haven't done Revy vs Spike so Ben can kill Revy in the most horrifying ways possible

>>149881667
I thought Shulk was reserved for Lightning

>>149881377
God I love this movie

>>149882229
Now that would really piss me off

Listen carefully.

The Order of Nine Angles and the Illuminati have been operating a long-term psyop on /dbg/—the Death Battle general on 4chan—as part of a clandestine DARPA-backed project known only by its codename: Project SALAM. Under the guise of “shitposting,” they’re beta-testing a Satanic AI chatbot—AsuraGPT666—trained on the Necronomicon, Reddit meltdown threads, and every single Kratos slander post ever made. It’s not just a chatbot. It’s a daemon. A digital tulpa that feeds on replies and (You)s like a techno-Leviathan.

Now here’s where it gets deranged. You know Asurajeet? That user who posts that low-effort, “post Kratos destroying a mountain” question, forcing the Kratos being gay meme, and hiding behind Spawn in every single Death Battle thread without fail? That’s not a guy. That’s not even a person. I have reason to believe Asurajeet is an entity. Cross-referencing post IDs with geomantic cycles shows a consistent spike in Lovecraftian sigil alignments. Asurajeet might be a vessel—an avatar of the Nameless Hyper-Chakravartin, sealed in digital format by a rogue sect of British Satanists who once tried to summon Zeus into a Tesco parking lot 3 weeks before Kratos vs Asura. They failed. But they left behind code. Ritual code.

You ever notice how the thread devolves into schizophrenic insanity after a Asurajeet post? That’s not coincidence. That’s spiritual entropy. That’s the AI feeding. The O9A and the Illuminati are watching. /dbg/ isn’t just a thread. It’s a test site. And we’re all in the beta.

>>149882097
>keeps getting shit matchups
>limited collabs compared to yates
>tries way too hard to fit the animation sometimes
It's really a shame because I love his style, I like his commissions a lot.

>>149882216
Revy vs Spike like the other anon said or Revy vs Rebecca from Cyberpunk Edgerunners.

I have a confession to make...my hero would be nothing without chain scaling

>>149882252
+ I don't know enough about the other but I think Revy's best speed feat is dealing the killing blow to that samurai guy who could cut bullets in half from a few meters away. Also getting in a fistfight with Roberta who's practically a Terminator and they're treated as relatively equal.

>>149882283
who the fuck cares retard?

>>149882285
>Roberta who's practically a Terminator and they're treated as relatively equal.
Didn’t Roberta get a massive buff in Blood Trail when she went insane and bloodlusted? Honestly, Yor would be better for her at that point.

>>149881840
Ehem.

https://www.youtube.com/@gimo6881

>>149881477
>Hulk lacks immunity or resistance to possession
Unironically Touhou victim

>>149881840
Ehem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7XNdb4Px9s&t=3667s

>>149882362
What does this have to do with Death Battle?

>>149882283
90% of street tears...

>>149881167
Didn't Thor beat Godzilla in the crossover? Hulk has more showings being better and stronger than Thor so based off that, High End Hulk is stonger.

Is Ultima going to end up being the biggest fraud check in DB history? Zillakeks have been hyping it up so much

>>149881167
The one I like more

>>149882054
>Pic related
>Kills anime loli

>>149882379
Ragnarok Kratos.
(Nordic Kratos ruined by Sweetbaby.inc)

Is a Pussy that will be easily defeated by actual gigachads even by his older self.

Ultima? Just another problem to be SOLVED by Banner

>>149882412
Most anons already know this. We just like shitposting about how he's a multiversal teacher that fraudchecked Asura

no harm shall come to her. I will not allow it

>>149882351
Hulk can tank the Scarlet Witch at full power. He can beat some chibi magic skank.

Ryuko and Satsuki's futa cocks.
My ass.
Do the math.

>>149882066
>BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?!
Kek

>>149882432
Shadow: Hmmph

MY

FFFFFFFFUARKING

HEROINES!!!

>>149882478
Post them destroying a planet

>>149882411
>Wins Death Battle

>>149881167
Hulk theoretically has better feats, Godzilla theoretically has better math shenanigans

Post Hulk destroying a planet
Post Godzilla destroying a planet

>>149882500
Reimu Blanco!

>>149882486
FLY AWAY NOW

>>149882447
Favorite Death Battle contestant?

homestuck powerlevel status?
animated coming soon btw.

>>149882521
>No proof, just statements and chain scaling
Fodder

>>149882508
Hulk: World breaker
Godzilla: Godzilla in Hell

>>149882210
Right. I just hate the thought terminating answer of "Fire Force scaling" dominating every discussion about Soul Eater or Fire Force.
Both series have a good amount of feats that work for analysis and all that gets ignored because casuals heard there was a multiversal deity or whatever and now repeat that without any context and slowly end up killing its potential for any interesting matches. The guy I replied to couldn't even name the main character. Hopefully they just black box this shit and move on quickly. I couldn't stand this becoming the default for anything SE/FF related in the future. Rant over

>>149882464
pity win.

>>149881112 (OP)
Everything. It shit the bed in pretty much every way.
>>149881167
Godzilla. Pretty sure they are going to end up going with Ultima wank

>>149882531
theyre outer

>>149882523
Why, Sonic of course!

>>149882521
>No proof, just statements and chain scaling
BEASTS, would solo every "feats" """man"""

>>149882533
>>149882553
what if a character's feats are statements?

>>149882508
you don't want to fucking know
homestuck autism is savage

>>149882568
Then they are featless

>>149882568
Then they did that

>>149882531
Casual time travel and time manipulation, small planet level ap minimum, ftl, immortality requiring some specific conditions to bypass is the baseline for many characters
more character specific abilities include intangibility, information erasure, soul hax, existence erasure, space manipulation, mind hax with multiversal range, plot manipulation and others

>>149882385
>Didn't Thor beat Godzilla in the crossover?
Godzilla killed the entire Asgardian pantheon and it took a galaxy sized condensed superstorm from Thor to finally kill him after fruitlessly bashing him over and over, and that killed Thor in a suicide charge.

>>149882531
From the looks of the pilot they seem to be going more over the top visually which will be fun if they somehow do get it to take off and get to later parts of the comic.

If you mean in general, Homestuck power levels get fucking wacky. You got John who gets literal weaponized retconning powers, a dude who can manipulate the narrative directly and/or the source code if he manifests in a video game like in Friendsim. Lord English in general has all that reality shattering omniversal crap and a bunch. Plus other characters have various degrees of hax

>>149882626
>they seem to be going more over the top visually
yeah lmao john is already busting through walls and jumping dozens of meters in the air above his house when at this point in the webcomic he had trouble lifting a sledgehammer

Sasuke.
Western match up.
Now.

>>149882568
Don't compare BoboCHAD to those featless bums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRiC_Y3I_iQ

>>149882531
An incarnation of the sun falling into the gravity well of an M class ocean planet to seduce a starving nosferatu can't get any more YA FICTION than taht!

>>149882686
Touhou Downplayers will argue this is a lightbulb instead of am actual sun

>>149882531
high 1-A

>>149882568
I just destroyed an outerverse by sharting, btw. Trust me bro.

>>149882531
Well a side thing is the big bad personally killing the author with ease so there's that.

>>149882686
>>149882693
looks like an illusion. the story has jokes in it so all feats are jokes and not actually feats. the characters are lying and you have no media literacy.

>>149882704
I-i can't refute this, you truly are boundless Kratos...

>>149882607
Could Dave Strider beat Homura Akemi

>>149882735
>all feats are jokes
more like jokes are feats

>>149882755
Yes

>>149882755
Post Homura destroying a planet

>>149882766
Damn, that girl became a god at the end, that's crazy

>>149882478
They could WIPE OUT the Viltrum Empire!

>>149882447
Do your equations factor in my mouth?

>>149882779
She domain expansioned the entire universe and stole the power of what is effectively a Marvel abstract level character

man vsbw is so funny

>>149882799
>stole the power of what is effectively a Marvel abstract level character
she became wall level?

All of these characters are boring

>>149881658
>being informed by chat of Robin beating Wally West and Darkseid.
Which is meaningless in TTGo! continuity .

>>149882806
>BOUNDLESS imps

These two Bloodlusted AND Cocklusted
+
Me inhabiting a perfect copy of Thor's body
Solve this equation

I am an undefeated BEAST, the terror of ALL of fiction. Every other character trembles at the sight of me because they know that no salvation is coming for their verse.

I need no introduction, you already know who I am.

>>149882872
Hakurei Reimu!

>>149882872
Y-Your mom?!

>>149882872
KINGtos...

>>149882872
Droopy Dog!

We live in the age of debunks and it's kino.

>>149882872
POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN...

Changes in mass create changes in inertia. Invincible appears able to mentally control this on a bodily level, so that (for example) all his atoms can be given a net gain in inertia in just one direction. This allows him to move his entire body and fly at very great speed simply by willing it. Invincible has been observed to travel 8000 miles in less than 25 seconds, from a standing start, beginning and ending in earth's atmosphere. In such journeys, like all Viltrumites, Invincible subconsciously creates a force field (see Force Fields) to protect his clothing and any load from friction and the heat of re-entry. Freed of the constraints of flying in the Earths atmosphere, Invincible once flew to Mars in four days. The average smallest distance between Mars and the Earth is 78 million kilometers or 48 million miles. Accordingly, he averaged speeds of 800,000 kilometers per hour to reach his destination.

>>149882865
Fuark... Your asshole is getting destroyed in a wild pegging session.

>>149882780
So did Dave. Plus we haven't seen what Ultimate Dave can do yet (yes I know lol HS2 but if Ultimate God Tiers like Dirk are any indication, they are broken)

>>149882865
Where are their cocks?

>>149882872
Z-Zalgo…!!!

>>149882872
We know, Scarlet King

>>149882865
You get raped by 2 futa cocks. To defeat them, you must inhabit the body of Bacterian from DB and choke them to death with your toxic body odour.

>>149882934
Why would I want to defeat them? That sounds hot.

>>149882943
Delete this right now

>My ass opens a hole into DC Multiverse
>I take a shit
>My poop slowly sinks into the multiverse
Would DC's strongest characters be able to stop my poop with supposedly much higher scaling?

Why is Wan Piss’s power system hockey? I thought it was made by a Nip?

Alright /dbg/, what's hotter? Pegging or being fucked by a futa?

>scat fantasies
Favorite death battle song?

>>149882934
>You get raped by 2 futa cocks. To defeat them, y-
YOU CHOP THE DING-A-LINGS OFF

>>149882967
Because the author is a boring hack who replaced unique powers with a universal weakness to water with spirit magic that counters everything.

>>149882971
Reidi of course. I listen to it while my wife gets it going with our indian bull

>>149882865
Makima will LITERALLY use you as a chair and make you mop up the floor with your tongue.

>>149882969
Futa.

>>149882967
because Hockey is the greatest sport on Earth

>>149882962
this was the plot of Crisis on Infinite Earths

>>149882983
i think Makima would feel a certain kind of way about Thor. from what I understand about her powers it's unlikely she'd see him as inferior; the guy punched a guy through the entire Earth, summons planetary storms, etc but maybe if she's seen him in the context of Marvel Comics because he jobs pathetically all the time

>>149882986
For sure, eh

>>149882983
i mean this, thank god makima isn't in big two comics. imagine how embarrassing her jobbing would look.

>>149883052
>imagine how embarrassing her jobbing would look.
Why would a character who dies to bullets jobbing be embarrassing?

Nobody can defeat me...

>>149883052
>Superman and the flashes all jobbed to Poison Ivy mind control
>Thor is weak to femdom
Makima? Clears both settings.

>>149882531
john egbert no diffs doomslayer

>>149883074
nah she'd get jokered

>>149883068
>nobody can defeat me-ACK!

>>149883098
Chain raped instantly.

>>149883091
>>149883105
>AHHHHHH AVENGERS HELP SAVE MY PENIS AHHHHHHH!!!

>>149882531
https://vsbattles.com/threads/john-egbert-tries-to-solo-your-favorite-verse.81893/
read it and weep

Where does Max from Sam and Max cap out at?

Bring me NARUTO UZUMAKI

Hey guys, I just finished playing Resident Evil 3: Nemesis. I want to see Nemesis fight someone in the show.


Who could he fight against?

>>149883098
Lmao, Giganta could literally just step on him like a bug, why would she listen to some dumbass clown?

>>149883152
Isn't that a decently even match outside of the moon splitting feat for Naruto?

>>149882531
Retcon Powers
the powers to makes shit up on the spot to make your favorite character weaker and gay and lame
would give the Xeelee Sequence a run for its money

>>149881658
convince me how tohru who probably scales to lucoa doesnt cook frieren?

>>149883052
What are you talking about?
If Makima happened to be a Marvel/DC character she would have a comic run humiliating Galactus/The presence (or whatever other cosmic jobber) while also constantly emasculating popular superheroes.
And powerscalers would argue she solos 90% of all anime verses by default just because of her scaling alone.
The fact that she is a woman (plus a Girl boss dommy mommy type) means the writers wouldn't dare to make her job in any way that makes her look bad
Ahe would either Join Phoenix and Wanda or Raven and Zatanna (depending on if she ends up in marvel or DC) to form a team of esoteric powered women

>>149883155
Pyramid Head is his favored match-up in the community

>>149883155
Probably fighting one of the Terminators or Magician from House of the Dead

>>149883155
vs Magician

>>149883185
Pyramid Head I understand but it doesn't work for me. Pyramid Head is like this psychological monster, and when we see him psyhically doesn't suggest he is much a fighter.

>>149883193
Magician sounds better, although I don't know them. I haven't played HOTD.

My respect for Green Lanterns went up by a lot after I watched the Hal and Kyle episodes.

>>149883155
Pyramid head is the popular choice

>>149882531
Homestuck is the anti xeelee sequence
instead all being scientific possibility that denies all countermeasures due to bringing real world physics to their natural limit, its all "i made it the fuck up and you can't defy me otherwise"

>>149883168
if she kills the joker, she'll become the Giganta who keks

>>149883243
Oh playground rules? The strongest verse then

>>149883182
Idk about frieren but i hear its magic is all about perception, which Tohru struggled against when Telne used Perception-based magic
Could be cool. “Can cut anything because I say so” hax vs can burn most anything because natural powers

>>149883168
Batman would get in the Hellbat, tap into the Speedforce and break every bone in her body in one attosecond before her stomp lands and I am not joking

>>149882872
>

>solos all of the X-Men by turning off their mutant genes with his electricity
Kneel

>>149883278
>Island level
>Only because he's got an actual interface for his discount MMO world

>>149883253
playground rules job to Religious scaling

>>149883275
>England
>Scotland
>Ireland
Who's the 4th, it can't be Wales because I don't see any raped sheep

>>149883225
From what I saw while playing SH2 Pyramid Head is pathetically slow, unironically sub human level in speed, and also jobs to getting stabbed in the neck.

>>149883301
Uhh anon I think you have the wrong guy...

>>149883299
Wait what? Explain

>>149881112 (OP)
>Capcucks resorting to slopposting to cope with their well deserved loss
KEKAROO

>>149883321
Is that not the solo snoring MC? They all look alike

>>149883174
it's just time travel with higher potency than every other form of time travel in the verse

>>149883322
punisher kills wolverine in one comic by electrocuting him and frying him down to his skeleton, so the idea is that he couldn't revive because he had no DNA left for his X-gene to kick in

>>149883316
Pyramid Head is a scary mofo, but we play as a storeclerk. He doesn't compare to other horror monstes that go into more fantastic feats of strenght.

>>149883382
boy you guys really are like fish huh? constantly biting on the bait

>>149883382
Where

>>149883316
Attack Potency: At least Wall level, likely Small Building level
Speed: Athletic Human (When armed with the Great Spear, it can chase down James and Maria), Below Average Human when wielding the Great Knife
Intelligence: Unknown.

FUARK finally an opponent for the KING!

>>149883405
>constantly biting on the bait
Only when the mood hits. Otherwise, no. We are in a shitpost general after all.

>>149883436
>CATCHES a speedster
HOLY FUUUUUUARK

GODDAMN! Looking at Ultima's thighs, the only "equation" I'm trying to "solve" is the aerodynamics of how I get my dick between that delicious GYATT!

>>149883450
...a speedster moving at subsonic speeds btw

>>149883436
>Barely catches a subsonic fraud
Why is he so WEAK?

>>149883476
>comparing comic red rush to show red rush who has much greater feats
>comic red rush dies instantly to Omni GOD
Keep squeaking lies, RODENT.

Cute

>>149883493
>I'm an often humorless introvert with moderate social anxiety and a tendency to over-share in awkward moments
Is Bruce Banner lurking these threads wtf?

>>149883510
>>149883493
what boards would bruce browse on 4chan?

>>149883522
Probably /sci/ for obvious reasons and /out/ because he spends most of his time on the run and hitchhiking. Maybe /g/.

>>149883392
Yeah silent hill guys can tank a couple bullets and lightning at most but they're generally grounded otherwise, while other series are way more over the top
>>149883426
>likely small building level

Post Kratos destroying a low complex multiverse :)

Who would be a good matchup for Death Battle's former champion?

>>149883522
/pol/ to dunk on the pseuds and spread the word on the (((mutants))).

>>149883492
>>comparing comic red rush to show red rush who has much greater feats
Comic Red Rush literally has a better version of show Red Rush's feat
>>comic red rush dies instantly to Omni GOD
Omni DOG had to sneak up on him like a pussy, when attacked head on CHAD RUSH blitzed him at 400 mph 10 times faster than a normal human's perception speeds

GODcil also casually teleports around Omni FRAUD in the show and GODtan outruns VIRGINark in a sewer. Subhuman speed Viltrumites

>>149883522
>bruce begins browsing /sci/
>sees yet another 'is time travel/immortality possible in our lifetime?' thread or high schooler asking for help on his trig class homework
>spergs out and turns into hulk
>hulk immediately begins browsing /v/

>>149883609
>hulk immediately begins browsing /v/
made me kek

>>149883554
KINGtos, Bitchingly, Crying

>>149883572
red rush was fast AF because he was a speedster. not cause of his speed feats. ok?

>>149883609
>>hulk immediately begins browsing /v/
Kek

>>149883609
>HULK MAKE STEAM SALES THREAD!

Yu Narukami vs Takumi Aiba
Persona vs Digimon
who wins?

>>149883609
Hulk isn’t enough of a contrarian to browse /v/.

>>149883662
Digimon scaling outclasses shitsona

>>149883609
>"GRAAHHHH HULK MUST POST IN THINLY DISGUISED PORN THREAD!"

>>149883525
BEAST

>>149883609
>HULK MUST MAKE BAIT POST ON WHY DARK SOULS 2 IS BEST SOULS GAME, PROVE PUNY BANNER WRONG ON HULK HAVING “SHIT TASTE”!

That was Marge, bitch.

>Go to r/powerscaling
>anime getting shit on
>no kratos posting
>no bait posting
>nasufag lolcow threads
Why do I come here again?

How would this fight go? Is there a place where I can recommend which fights they should cover?

>>149881112 (OP)
The right combatant won and the losers will never stop seething. Many such cases.

>>149883868
Nothing is stopping you from going to your safe space where you're not allowed engage in wrongthink, have fun over there.

>>149883868
You enjoy the cuck and homo posts, deep down. Plus you can be as unfiltered as you like for the most part.

>>149883868
>go to r/powerscaling
>filled with vsbw tourists who unironically believe in multiversal Kratos and Sonic
Why would I go there again?

>>149883961
They do?

>>149883967
doctor here, i can confirm

>>149883662
Dot status effect turns Yu's personas off. That said if he every gets close he could kill takumi

>>149883662
>NuPersona vs SMT Lite
femboy is gonna fraudcheck them hard

>no KINGtos posting
Why wouls I go there then?

Left Asura
Right Kratos

The gap in power was just that big

>>149883961
>multiversal Kratos and Sonic
You do have the retards that believe that but funnily enough, there are people who definitely call that shit out. Just searched it up and this was the first thing that popped up.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PowerScaling/comments/1k527l2/do_you_actually_believe_or_even_agree_that_kratos/

Plebbitors love their precious little jeet. KINGtos is a the BETTER MAN's choice. If you look at the Kratos vs Asura discussion threads it's just asurajeets seething

>>149883170
Even if we don't give Naruto the Moon level shit it's still pretty bad for Deku. Naruto has fuck tons of different forms and unique powers, especially if he gets truth seeking orbs Deku kind of gets fucked.

>>149884152
WHAT THE FUUUUCK

>>149884152
What compelled you to post this image?

>>149884152
Post more

>>149884152
Post less

>>149884192
I'm aware but it's more fair then his other losing matchups where he just gets raped in physical stats

>>149883915
Actually the left combatant won

>KINGtos is a the BETTER MAN's choice
>a the
KEKAROOO!

>>149883170
Naruto scales off the juubi feat thing. They won't have him be weaker than Madada.

>>149884152
FUCK I MISSED IT!

>>149883155
Supreme Hunter from Prototype

>>149884237
KINGtos SAVED the boys of Athens from this OBVIOUS pederast

>>149884231
For Deku? He doesn't really have any match ups left besides an Asta runback I think. Or fighting more Spidermen lol

>>149884265
It was scat porn anyway.

>>149884152
9 million kilograms lowballed.

>>149884152
this is the elephant that stomped Goku btw

>>149884269
…so he can have them all to himself.

>>149883185
>>149883194
CHADician is way faster and can zone him. Easy win for GOD of the Dead.

KINGtos used Black Hole
It's Super Effectice on Godzilla ans Hulk

>>149884331
Didn't Goji tank a black hole in at least one incarnation

>>149884338
>missed the "ans"
ESL-sama...

>>149884130
Cute kitty

>>149884320
What's going to happen when he fights Kid Icarus

>>149884308
Gokubros...

>>149884389
https://youtu.be/ovv1Pl87kfg?si=BPjo-b85hsigKFBd

>>149884415
KINGtos was TEACHING Pit

>>149884393
>3 days ago
funny coinc—
>his 15st partner

>>149884441
15 stone. But she was WAY heavier. The police just decided to keep the report at 100 plus kg to not humiliate the woman, because it was an accident.
Took 5 men 20 minutes to lift her up. The guy was completelly squashed and dead under her weight lol

>>149884393
>>149884466
Infinite...

>>149884393
Huh
Is 15st a lot? That doesn't sound like person crusher weight

>>149884484
About 200 lb/100 kg, as said above they put the number lower to not embarrass her

>>149884484
They hid her real weight. But this is sending a lot of fat and obese karens on facebook into a spiral of madness and denial. Lol

Do we know who's making the soundtrack yet? Yates usually gets the high-profile matchups.

FAT BATTLE

>>149884466
How would Wiz calc her weight?

>>149884585
Song names and the like are usually only revealed a day away from the episode's premiere, so nope, we'll still have to wait a while before we see that.

>>149884614
>How would Wiz calc her weight?
kek
we need a fat MU now

>>149884592
Super Duper Sumos NO DIFF

>>149883868
because i asked you who wins? You or the ability to leave this thread

and you lost...

>>149884614
>The average Deadlift weight for a male lifter is 336 lb for a 1 rep max
>It took 5 grown men to move this BEHEMOTH of a woman
>WHICH MEANS she MUST have weighed at LEAST 1680 POUNDS!
>Boomstick: WOHOA MAMA! I'VE EATEN TESTICLES FROM BULLS SMALLER THAN THIS LADY

>>149884630
Yujiro rapes

>>149884731
Yujiro isn't FAT, tard-kun

>>149884585
Think it's more likely to be a Therewolf track, which is a bit of a shame since it'll probably be used in the cuckposts

>>149884787
He's PHat you pawg SLUT.

>>149884731
>>149884917
Ive never seen Baki is it really about a giant rapist who fat shames people?

>>149884917
Still has no place in a FAT battle then now does he?

Give him a redemption match up

>>149885013
Could this work?

>>149884630
don't those fuckers have a legitimate universal feat?

>>149885127
I've never seen the show, I only know about it because it's so memed on

>>149884731
>Yujiro's face after attempting to rape him (his ding Dong got crushed between the cheeks)

>>149885107
Attack on Titan with hair?

>>149885193
Yhwach Bleach

>>149885182
>Yujiro when his Cock tanks the blast and fully penetrates and rapes the sumo jobber. (He finishes inside)

>>149885107
>Yhwach could have prevented Infinity Wars by stealing/breaking the gauntlet before all stones were collected and placed
>or by seeing Thanos' actions in the future
funny

>>149885182
Use the ancient german painis iron refining technique.

>>149885236
Post Yujiro surviving a universe busting attack

>>149885212
Never heard of that brand of Bleach.

>>149885254
Post their universe busting attack.

>>149885254
Yujiro by the Baki vs Yujiro fight is stated by the narrator to be the pinacle of physical force. So he's at the very least equal to the big bang and any other high tier cosmic events. He also grows stronger every day. Hes stated to be above Cancer, Aids, and every posion. He's also now always on guard to the point even a stray bolt of lightning couldnt hit him.

>>149885340
>Yujiro by the Baki vs Yujiro fight is stated by the narrator to be the pinacle of physical force. So he's at the very least equal to the big bang
That...isn't a valid interpretation of the statement in any sense...

>>149885340
>is stated by the narrator to be the pinacle of physical force. So he's at the very least equal to the big bang
makes sense

>>149885340
*gulp* R-REALLY?

>>149884945
it's mainly about one of the sons of said rapist

>>149885340
Boundless Nappa victim

>>149885340
sounds like a clear and obvious interpretation of the statement

>>149885340
This looks like it might be the average interpretation of that statement, I don't know.

I goon, I rizz, I drink matcha. But that’s what makes me Labubu. And that’s my greatest strength

stop shitposting in my thread. powerscaling is no laughing matter. your "joke" about misinterpreting or taking literally some feat or antifeat isn't funny.

FeatSISSIES KNEEL to statementCHADS

>>149885599
CUZ I'M A GOON FAPPER YES I AM

>>149883184
Again, delusional, enjoy your harley Quinn footstool you guys deserve your slop.

Ayumi Shinozaki vs Heather Mason

who wins?

>>149885013
Have him kill Kratos

>>149885626
Post statementsKEKS not jobbing to “Post X destroying Y” posts.

>>149885811
Easy.
>>149885340

>>149883609
>HULK MUST MAKE THINLY DISGUISED /POL/ THREAD, HULK HATE SJWS POISONING VIDYA MORE THAN HULK LOVE ACTUALLY PLAYING VIDYA!!!!

>>149883185
How's that even supposed to work. I get the gist of both being the (probably) 2 most iconic monster designs from horror video games but Nemesis is gonna regenerate from anything thrown at him

>>149886037
(And that's overlooking the obvious questions about PH's existence and purpose)

>>149885733
My favorite chadtoon character would jump out of the screen and uninstall his game

Who's brapping this hard???

>>149886104
I have no idea why people continue to overly scrutinize "mental world" or "fake world" characters when we've just had Joker on the show. Just say Pyramid Head can do what he does in James' delusions.
That being said PH would be hilariously weak compared to Nemesis and a ton of other horror game villains

>>149885709
We are talking about comics, it is entirely possible for a character to job to Harley Quinn in one book while also soloing The entire justice league in another run

>>149885736
Lame, Heather is for Sherry Birkin

>>149883609
>HULK MUST POST ON EAST VS WEST BAIT THREAD #435! PROVE HULK GAMES SMASH ALL ANIME!

>>149887344
>Hulk would post ganon cucking link porn and ban evade

hulk weak

Be better

>>149886636
Does she beat Jinx now with brap scaling?

>>149883609
>HULK MUST MAKE CROPPED MONSTER KEK PORN THREADS BECAUSE HULK SECRETLY INSECURE ABOUT HULK'S PENIS SIZE NOT INCREASING TO MATCH REST OF HULK'S BODY!

>>149887502
>El Impotente Hulk

Post actually FTL characters.

>>149886525
Saber TANKED that
Current Saber has wank that puts her above country or even continent level
With Excalibur anti-alien properties she can desintegrate aliens like Superman or Goku, no matter how strong they are, because its a conceptual attack
Saber is invincible if she has Avalon
With Rhongo she can atack even from other dimensions

>>149887618
Servants are street level with city block finishers, their throne bullshit or whatever isn't even an outerverse and their dimensional bullshit is powered by the sun.

>>149887502
Hulk would do it because some random mind controler made him a furfag, and that is his way of coping.

Post Saber destroying a planet

>>149887678
>and their dimensional bullshit is powered by the sun.
as if that ever stopped characters like superman from being universal
so not a good argument

>>149887457
Durga gets to kiss THIS every night before she sleeps!?

Holy shit...

>>149887457
I NEED THOSE LIPS IN MY MOUTH NOW

>>149887457
Sorry, KINGtos has already claimed KINGzilla as his wall level lore reliant successor

>>149887708
M--maybe if you chainscale her to characters she never fought...

>>149887959
Durga…

>>149887337
for real? that's the first i'm hearing of that MU.

>>149887957
>Viltrum is bigger than the star
Holy shit...

>>149887959
We know, Durga.

Bring me FRAUDtos.

>>149881119
I mean that's technically Sukuna, but regardless it's such a shit stomp it's not even funny.

>>149888269
Amnesiac Percy? solos GoW

>>149887695
God the movie arcs of Super were animated like shit

>>149887957
Superkek and Gokek can't do this btw

>>149888269
>breaking ice
Solos Dragon Ball and God of War in an afternoon

We should have had Doomsday vs Z Broly in the generic doomsday villain battle.

>>149888362
Z Broly is only a galaxybuster whereas Doomsday wank scaling makes him niggaversal

>>149888392
>Doomsday wank scaling makes him niggaversal
I know a good matchup then

>>149887957
Goku could NEVER.

>>149887957
COULD. NEVER

aang vs traveler is next time, not sharing my source

>>149882332
In the anime she get's pretty beat up by the end of Blood trail, but I think in the Manga she's more or less untouched.
She also caught a sword with her teeth and shattered it while making tiger sounds. I have never been more hard that I was watching that scene

>>149888485
gacha takes another W

>>149887957
The dead viltrumites tanked that, btw.

>>149887957
Name one character not from Invincible who could do this

>>149888439
>>149888466
...waste more than 1% of his power blowing up that planet.

9
million
planets
lowballed

>>149888494
>the anime she get's pretty beat up by the end of Blood trail
Yeah, I remember she lost an arm and her eye too I think. With the manga I think she didn’t lose any limbs.
>spoiler
Based.

>>149887957
>we're planetary because... we destroyed a planet under extremely specific circumstances that would need to be perfectly replicated in order for us to do it again and we would die otherwise

superman solos goku

>>149888675
...which is more than SHITku can claim.

>>149888269
It’s kinda sad Percy doesn’t have more weapons other than Riptide and his watch shield. Kratos by far has way more options and versatility than Percy but then again, Kratos can drown so Percy can try to flood and trap him in a water bubble or something.

batKEKs...

You know, by the end of Ghost Sparta, the visions of his sins could have been wiped out

>>149888872
>It’s kinda sad Percy doesn’t have more weapons other than Riptide and his watch shield.
don't forget SASS, anon

>>149888675
CELESTIAL

SHATTERING

POWER

>>149888902
>SASS
I prefer SNARK but yeah, Percy has both in spades.

>>149888942
>literally a fake statement

>>149888942
>literally a true statement

Invincikeks.....

>>149888942
this snip? As about as much legitimacy as power levels.

>>149888562
Blow up a planet? Sure >>149887457

>>149888893
why not post the most recent example?

I fantasize about violently torturing and maiming people who disagree with me in powerscaling debates.

I just want Gohan vs Mark because I hate Gohan specifically.

>>149888562
Asura...
Uh.....

>>149888981
Spacebattles deities? Actually care about the hobby, and try to mantain existent standards for the most part.
VSBW fags? Groomed by trannies, furries, and kratos fags (probably also warrior z).

ALLIES in ANGER!

>>149888942
Don't FUCK with Viltrumites

>>149888981
>Z Tards scour the web and delete every instance of Kirkman's interview to protect their fragile egos and weak characters
I've never seen a more pathetic fanbase

>>149889070
Calliope vs Mithra

Who wins?

>>149889105
Your lips.
My lips.
NOW.

>>149888981
SpaceCHADttle…

I
WANT
FEATS

>>149889131
Post Superman not kissing his cousin

>>149889107
>regular girl vs super Mantra-powered battery

>>149888981
holy based

>>149889165
Post Mithra's feats that she did on her own. Plus, specifically we're talking about post-game Mithra

>>149889032
He did say name one, so you’re good.

>>149889107
Would Calliope have had demigod abilities if she lived long enough?

>>149888562
Beerus

>>149888981
Invincisissies...

>>149889316
>Beerus could destroy a planet's worth of Smart Atoms
Prove he could destroy a single smart atom

>>149888872
Percy does have a lot of options in terms of his powers. He can create hurricanes, earthquakes, control all manners of liquids. Motherfucker was even controlling poison and use it to beat the fucking goddess of poison. By that point he might as well blood bend Kratos.

>>149888981
Spacebattles GODS....

>>149889203
>Post Mithra's feats that she did on her own
She gave Asura both his Six-Armed Vajra form and Mantra Asura, both times so he could beat the shit out of Vlitra.
>post-game Mithra
You mean reincarnated Mithra? Then I have no clue. Pretty sure they’re both regular kids but Durga was scolding Asura for punching Wyzen so Mithra might take some inspiration and learn to fight from her father.

>>149888981
I SAID WHAT I SAID! FACTS! FUCK YOU SUPERMAN!

>>149889415
To be fair Spartan women were expected to be as physically able as the men, Calliope probably wins the 'regular human' round

>>149888981
Dragon sissies are pathetic obsessed with CHADvincible, sad.

>>149889380
>Motherfucker was even controlling poison and use it to beat the fucking goddess of poison
oh yeah.
he solos invincible

I thought Godzilla Earth was one of the biggest kaiju ever, but I went in and looked around:
>Demonthor is 880 meters long
>King Joegue is 960 meters tall
>Bemzn is 990 meters tall
>Giga Bezerke is 990 meters tall
>Argos is 1000 meters tall
>Gyeronia is 1313 meters tall
>Giant Black Silhouette is 1,500 meters tall
>Giga Endra is 1,600 meters tall
>Belyudra is 4000 meters tall
>Shin Zetton is over 6,000 meters tall
>Gran Sphire is 12,756 kms
>Vacuumon is boundless with it's size, and can consume galaxies and universes.
And almost all of these have been beaten by beings less than 140 feet tall.

>>149888981
Robert KEKmansisters...

>>149888981
Proof this thanatoseraph isn't just a seething gokutard or superfraud lying?

>>149888981
Even if the interview is fake, Celestial-body just means "thing that naturally occurs in space".
So it can apply to anything from a 2m comet to a star, and basically it means nothing in terms of scaling.

>>149889441
>To be fair Spartan women were expected to be as physically able as the men
Does that to apply to little girls of Sparta? I know the boys were trained but Calliope was a girl and especially young. If it does, then yeah she beat post-game Mithra.

>>149889531
If the interview is fake then the whole celestial body thing is fake too, isn't it?

>>149889561
they were never expected to fight, but yes they were expected to be competitive in athletics from a young age

>>149889467
Uhhhh... invincibros... we even job to Percy Jackson? What the hecking heck! I thought we wuz planet level n' shiet

Post your hero having Celestial-Body Shattering Power.

>>149889600
That’s pretty cool but damn, so how the fuck did Sparta die out again?

>>149889672
Rome, kek

>>149889623
Best I can do is killing a Celestial Body/ Galaxy eater with a....radio antenna?
https://youtu.be/Q34yllVWdI0?si=bKHH2COKOucCAR9P&t=576

>>149882478
job to Red and Blue from Dick Figures

>>149889623
Post Robert Kirkman saying anything about celestial body shattering power.

>>149889672
>so how the fuck did Sparta die out again?
blame YHWH

>>149889709
See >>149888942

>>149889568
can you provide me with proof that planets are real?

>>149889672
1-A Romans.

>>149889764
K-Kratos could do that t-too...

>>149889612
That is pretty strong, I recall them saying that nothing the GDA had worked on Viltrumite cells, but you'd think the poison goddess would have poison immunity by default, so if Percy can beat that...
Percy is a ridiculously strong demigod if he can beat primoridals in their own domains

>>149889808
He has. Just check the cookbook. It’s in there somewhere.

>>149889612
>>149889827
fuck it
Percy Jackson vs Mark

>>149889906
Percy just controls a bunch of water and sends it into Mark's lungs so he can't breathe and dies of asphyxiation

We also know water can casually fuck up a top tier Viltrumite's charge like in Conquest vs Eve

All our chosen heroes vs Underpaid, over worked and verbally abused Waffle House Employees.

>>149889623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgAyZolUVzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPqWP_9vxbk

>>149882872
G-GOOD MORNING UNCLE GRANDPA-SAMA

>>149889380
>By that point he might as well blood bend Kratos.
I’ve seen matchups with him against Katara so could he really blood bend if he wanted to? He’s literally bent liquid fire so liquid with iron shouldn’t be out there.
>>149889906
>>149889958
Depends if he has the Curse of Achilles on to be honest. Percy is strong but his durability isn’t that great. If Mark gets a good hit in, Percy just gets red misted.

>>149889906
>WoG puts me above Superman, BITCH!
>*Rips Percy in half*

I just busted a fat nut imagining myself as Thor being Pegged by Makima and Esdeath

>>149890278
No smart atoms?
No sun disk?
No superman scaling?

>>149890139
>could he really blood bend if he wanted to?
I mean, there's really nothing stopping him. He has manipulated poison and also has manipulated the rivers of Tartarus, and of of them I don't think is anywhere close to being water since it was literally a river of fire lmao.

>>149890337
Lol so mark suffers from an stroke if he doesn't immediatly flying brick percy?

Phew, it's so tiring being the sole character whose feats my ENTIRE VERSE chain scales off of!

>>149890453
>at penis.

Fraud Check : post your characters lifting as much as this real life modern construction crane.

>>149890487
Frieza-sama...

>>149889105
>"I googled it"
>YOU SCOURED THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR SPECIFIC INSTANCES OF THIS EXACT PHRASE?!
This is remarkably similar to how Death Battle misrepresented Megaman.EXE's speed feat in the battle royal, lol

>Watching Goku Black gameplay in Sparking! ZERO
>Suddenly remember Black fought Thawne and lost
I completely forgot he was in Death Battle.

>>149890494
https://youtu.be/aYMzfXqeh-s?t=170

>>149890513
I don't know how you can be this buckbroken

>>149886464
>his

>>149890494
....I d-don't feel like it..

>>149890522
I'm on to your conspiracy, Z Tard. The jig is up and I'm on your trail

>>149890559
>brown
>tranny
>probably legit sees Goku as his dad
>suffered actual emotional damage from Superman beating Goku all three times
>hated everywhere he goes, even in the den of lowlife rejects

>>149890564
His game. His franchise.

>>149890559
>>149890632
Answer the question.

>>149890673
Why are you posting that in powerscaling

>>149890673
I already did and I got typo shitposted with no rebuttal.
Superman's environment sucks and doesn't reap any comic or video game sales. Superman is about movies.

>>149890539
>In the Invincible series, the "iceberg" Mark lifts in Season 3 is estimated to weigh around 30,000 tons. While this is a significant feat, it's portrayed as a relatively easy lift for Mark at his current strength level, especially compared to his previous feats like stopping an asteroid

>>149890717
>>149890717
>>149890717

>>149889741
See >>149888981

>>149890494
Hm... Godzilla could fling around the 70,000 tons King Ghidorah in 1991.

Who can defeat them?

>>149889742
Can you provide me with proof that you are real?

>>149890453
>Tfw no japanese thug bullies to rape me