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Anonymous No.149882441 >>149882460 >>149882466 >>149882556 >>149882646 >>149882658 >>149882666 >>149883047 >>149883246 >>149884144 >>149884739 >>149885349 >>149885611 >>149885629 >>149886653 >>149887510 >>149889513 >>149889546 >>149889680 >>149889759 >>149889803 >>149890033 >>149892112 >>149893327 >>149894106 >>149895187 >>149896139 >>149896160 >>149896238
Why did he do it?
Anonymous No.149882460
>>149882441 (OP)
He's at that point where you're so hungry you become nauseous. Hard to do stuff when you're like that
Anonymous No.149882466
>>149882441 (OP)
Ideally he can use the food as fuel. Once he opens the gate it's a ticking time clock till the guards get him.
Anonymous No.149882485 >>149883192 >>149894120
Be skinny enough to fit through the bars but not?
Anonymous No.149882489
There's an even better key inside the bread.
Anonymous No.149882511 >>149882542
>open door
get beat by guards
>eat bread
full belly
Anonymous No.149882542 >>149882582
>>149882511
Be a guard
See some prisoner out of his cell
Eating bread
Proceed to beat the shit out of him with baton
Anonymous No.149882556 >>149882571
>>149882441 (OP)
Why didn't he eat the key?
Anonymous No.149882571
>>149882556
Anon asking the real question
Anonymous No.149882582
>>149882542
baton is a kind of bread, right?
Anonymous No.149882646
>>149882441 (OP)
Bread is tastier than key.
Anonymous No.149882658 >>149882753 >>149882976
>>149882441 (OP)
Because escaping from jail is a crime and he doesn't want to increase his punishment.
Anonymous No.149882666
>>149882441 (OP)
He's not going to touch a key that has been on the floor
Anonymous No.149882753
>>149882658
So he's not in Germany
Anonymous No.149882976
>>149882658
This is honestly the most grounded explanation. Unless you're looking at capital punishment or lifetime imprisonment, you have a little to gain but a lot to lose from escaping.
Anonymous No.149883047
>>149882441 (OP)
An analogy on how the poor and working class will always fall for bread and circuses instead of learning philosophy that is the key to their freedom.
Anonymous No.149883192
>>149882485
This is typical in comics and animation. You don't want to cover up the character you are focusing on. I guess the artists just trust the audience to be smart enough to understand the barrier is real, but just drawn in a way that doesn't cover up the art too much.
Anonymous No.149883246
>>149882441 (OP)
If he's starving, he has no chance of escape. Food is above freedom in your hierarchy of needs. Getting the food and then the freedom is best, especially if the place is heavily guarded and he only has time for one.
Anonymous No.149884144
>>149882441 (OP)
Bread tasty, key not tasty, simple answer.
Anonymous No.149884739
>>149882441 (OP)
The sheer energy of a midwit trying to make a statement...
Anonymous No.149885349 >>149886611 >>149887272 >>149893927
>>149882441 (OP)
>free food
>free housing
Question is, what people don't get this?
Anonymous No.149885611
>>149882441 (OP)
He wants to keep being fed and clothed over what's out there.
Anonymous No.149885629
>>149882441 (OP)
the door is unlocked
Anonymous No.149886611
>>149885349
the people who dont realise the door was never locked to begin with.
Anonymous No.149886653 >>149887310
>>149882441 (OP)
Have you even tasted a key?
Anonymous No.149887272 >>149887380
>>149885349
He's in a jail, its easy to assume the key is to the jail and the lock in the picture, not to a house. He wants to leave the jail.
Anonymous No.149887310
>>149886653
yeah but it had cocaine on it
Anonymous No.149887319 >>149887338
What’s stopping him from getting both?
Anonymous No.149887338
>>149887319
the twig only has 1 durability
Anonymous No.149887380 >>149887490
>>149887272
Clearly he doesn't want to leave the jail if he wants some bread in his jail cell
Anonymous No.149887490
>>149887380
Right, just saying it doesn't seem to be an offer for a free house based on the key
Anonymous No.149887510 >>149890109
>>149882441 (OP)
because the bread has the portal gun
Anonymous No.149887591 >>149889550
It's a trap, the key opens a cell but not the one he wants.
Anonymous No.149889513
>>149882441 (OP)
He's outside
Anonymous No.149889546
>>149882441 (OP)
Freedom is overrated
Anonymous No.149889550
>>149887591
its not even a key. its a chocolate novelty key
Anonymous No.149889680 >>149889760 >>149890001 >>149894065
>>149882441 (OP)
He is already free and because you can't see that it's clear you are the one imprisoned.
Anonymous No.149889759
>>149882441 (OP)
He knows where he belongs
Anonymous No.149889760
>>149889680
>the door handle is at the right side of the right wall
well holy shit youre actually correct.
Anonymous No.149889803 >>149889851
>>149882441 (OP)
aw sweet, floor bread
Anonymous No.149889851
>>149889803
do you think it was there for longer than five seconds?
or is that why he reached for the bread first? because the key wont be effected by the 5 second floor rule.
Anonymous No.149890001 >>149890077
>>149889680
then why does the lock have a handle on the inside?
Anonymous No.149890033
>>149882441 (OP)
He can't eat keys. Too much iron.
Anonymous No.149890077
>>149890001
low security jail cell
its not a prison room.
Anonymous No.149890109 >>149896221
>>149887510
>Reddit & Memey
Anonymous No.149892112
>>149882441 (OP)
Geez, I don't know, dad.
Anonymous No.149893327
>>149882441 (OP)
It just a key. Why would you do with a key?
Taking a bread is valid respond. Bread are awesome!
Anonymous No.149893805
The real key is hidden in the bread
Anonymous No.149893927
>>149885349
the people you're can might be pretty bad, all sorts of honor culture fronting and martial etticate without the aristocratic elements. Also sodomy is all over the place. makes it almost not worth a damn unless you're like a candy maker or artists able to take commissions for other prisoners. so many people will try to run extortion schemes on new guys and falling for it makes you a prison bitch.
Anonymous No.149894065
>>149889680
Wait, so he's trying to steal my bread? What the fuck!
Anonymous No.149894106 >>149896179
>>149882441 (OP)
What's stopping him from getting both the bread and the key?
Anonymous No.149894120
>>149882485
nose too long
Anonymous No.149895187 >>149896143
>>149882441 (OP)
Bread taste better than key
Anonymous No.149896139
>>149882441 (OP)
He's just hungry he can reach the key later
Anonymous No.149896143
>>149895187
Exactly this!
Anonymous No.149896160
>>149882441 (OP)
Because he can use his stick for both. He isn't being forced to pick one retard.
Anonymous No.149896179
>>149894106
Given the width of space between the bars, what's preventing him from just walking out with both?
Anonymous No.149896221
>>149890109
>xe says while posting on /co/mblr
Anonymous No.149896238
>>149882441 (OP)
He had to check that the bread was really dead.