Can we have a decent Thor thread since the last one was derailed by anti-Thor schizos and deleted?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:10:52 PM
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Boy, I'm sure an OP like this will inspire cordial and productive discussion.
Hark ! This doth be mine final post upon /co/.
How canst anyone thinketh that this doth be awe-some for true ? How canst anyone taketh seriously a comical manuscript with Thor as a supposedeth to be superhero ? How canst anyone seeth the Thor as heroic for true in this book ?
"Ouh, Thor doth be smiling, so awe-some, this be so cooleth guys..." why dost thou lie to thyself in such a manner ?
Ye guys art simply forcing onto thyself the new fadeth there shalt be within this hivemind of a board, with the blandesteth, tamesteth, most classicly safe comical manuscript there canst be, while thine selective outrage doth be shitting upon Zdarsky's Batman for things that would be praised if they were scribed by another's quill, but NAAAAAAAAAAAAY ye hast to shitteth upon't even if it be good because the hivemind doth dictate ye to do thusly !!!
Tis no wonder thou canst get laideth, but guesseth what ? Lo, I obtainst a shieldmaiden now. For the first time of mine life after one score and four years I finally obtainst a shieldmaiden, and all that monkish fuss hath become quite irritating since.
I am simply departing for goodeth anon, I hadst plenty of fun with that board but I doth proclaim I be done. I pray ye to get shieldmaidens to, mayhaps 'twill openeth thine eyes about the hivemind that is destructing thy self, alas, the hivemind is mayhaps keeping thou awayest from being able to seduceth anyone, so ye art most like entrapped within one vicious circle, and sadly, there beith no WildC.A.T.s to savest ye from't. I simply hopeth that mine epistle shalt maybe aid thou to think by thyself a mite more and to obtainst a shieldmaiden to.
Enjoyeth thine manuscript.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:27:00 PM
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>>149882603 (OP)
Whenever you're ready to begin, Original Poster...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:28:18 PM
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>>149882999
Is it really anti-Thor schizos or did you just make a bad thread?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:37:41 PM
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>>149883002
Lady Loki and regular Loki should both be active
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:38:06 PM
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>>149882864
I was in that thread yesterday, I think op is referring to that one obnoxious mentally ill faggot who’s been spamming the board for weeks who really really hates Thor as well as a bunch of other characters. People are saying it’s prob a bot.
>>149882993
Those are the same character
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:40:53 PM
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>>149883055
>>149883002
No actually lady Loki is Lokis gf
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:57:16 PM
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>>149883002
I know that, I'm saying magic split. Also the other guy isn't me
Thor should be a father. Marvel is too scared to let their big names have a family. Let him have a son who can join the champions or something
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:01:22 PM
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>>149883543
>>149883244
What's weird is that Thor has Magni and Modi in the myths but they never stop him from being a badass party boy.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:49:25 PM
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>>149883244
>Marvel is too scared
Ist that the fault of his writers? Wolverine has several kids running around. Doesnt seem like Marvel cares
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:36:22 PM
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>>149882828
Verily, I do prefer the Thor-speak created by Lord Stan Lee. Many a time hath it brightened my day with its silliness.
‘Tis the contrast that doth define the book: King Kirby knoweth Asgardian History (which fools and varlets do wrongly call “Norse Mythology”) and taketh it seriously, while Lord Lee treateth it as a joke. It be their most serious book and yet their goofiest.
