Thread 149891691

Which character would you date?

im not a faggot or a tranny chaser or a furry or a peadophile.
probably lucifer.

Christ is King btw

>>149891752
yeah but hes also a greasy haired weirdo who needs to wash his hands.

>>149891691 (OP)
Alastor

>>149891772
meant for >>149891742

>>149891752
>wants to date Jesus when he's not in the show
Lol.

>>149891691 (OP)
I wanna give the Imp mom another chance at motherhood.

>>149891691 (OP)
Lucifer (i can fix him)
Moxxie (he can fix me)
Honorable mention - stolas (too much bird)

>>149880235

Informational routes available.

>>149891905
good for you

Legal harem size?

>>149892989
1 wife, but as many young boys who do belly dancing as you want.

>>149891691 (OP)
Charlie seems like the only person who wouldn't kill me or be a complete headache to be around.

>>149891691 (OP)
Let's play H-Games together, Emberlynn

>>149891691 (OP)
Emilee!

>>149893596
>"As if you had a choice in who you got to date Anon"

>>149891691 (OP)
Angel dust, duh
>>149891752
christ is crap

>>149891752
Indeed.
>>149893700
>Angel dust
Faggotry

>>149893782
Adam...

>>149893782
>faggotry
Yes. I love girls too btw

>>149893782
Sin is beautiful.

>>149893782
Alastor wants to be a father figure to Charlie thoughbeit

Husk

>>149893700
I love Angel Dust.

>>149891691 (OP)
What a coincidence, my name is Adam too.

>>149894254
Nice.

>>149894203
Hes a treasure for sure
>>149894254
Lute is the sexiest of the angels

>>149894612
I want to fuck him.

>>149891691 (OP)
Lucifer Morningstar.

It is done.
Soon it shall be unleashed.

in hazbin? angel dust or husk
but fat

>>149895071
What are you talking about?

>>149895151
I think I know >>149890732
Gentlemen and queers, we may soon see horrors.

>>149895252
What kind of horrors?

>>149895270
This >>149890601

>>149895293
Well then...

If we're just talking about the universe itself, give me Birb Milf
>Stella stuck in (You)r apartment after getting kicked out of Hell
>Been there for almost half a year and things have FINALLY started to become tolerable
>(You) managed to step up and set boundaries with her about being polite to people around her.
>She still comes off as a bit of a Karen occasionally, but no worse than most more or less
>Your relationship is still kind of weird though
>(You)'ve been out with her so many times making sure she didn't create a scene that people inevitably started assuming you were dating; in a way, you had been
>It occured to (You)one day that there was functionally no difference between you two and any other couple
>Hell you even slept in the same room, if not the same bed
>Of course, you hadn't been physical yet, but (You)'d sensed something for a while now
>Of course (You)r eye had wandered, her human form was bodacious, but her true form was something all together more so
>What had really shocked (You) was the way (You)'d caught her eye lingering on (You) recently
>Once, when holding hands to prevent being splitted up on a crowded bus, (You)'d noticed how she had kept holding (You)rs even after you'd both got off
>Neither of you had really talked about it, but everything seemed to be moving in a more intimate direction
>Heck, you were going to watch a movie together for the first time
> The Exorcist, she found it hilarious
>Now (You) had the pop corn ready and the movie all set up on the TV
>'Stella, we're all set' (You) shout
>'I'm coming, I'm coming' she grumbled as she came out of the room in her pajamas
She plopped down next to (You)on the sofa as (You) pressed play
>A few minutes in, (You) suddenly feel her leaning on (You)
>Her face is mostly placid and her eyes fixed on the screen, but (You) think you detect the slightest hint of a smile
>No need to ruin the moment, (You) smile and turn (You)r attention back to the tv

>>149891691 (OP)
I want Sir Pentious.

>>149895391
Very Nice

Mayberry playing board games with the kids at little purgatory

>>149891691 (OP)
Charlie so I can play with her fluffy hair.

>>149895627
She's awesome.

>>149894812
Most red blooded men do

Man /co/ fucking sucks right now, must be holidays.

>>149896818
Theres no holidays in amerikkka currently. In fact all the brats are going back to school currently

i miss her anons

>>149895391
On the other hand, if it has to be from Hazbin, I'm gonna have to shoot for a twofer.
I want to work with Charlie to show Vaggie the joys of getting dicked down

>>149897912
I wish centinel303 would draw more full on porn and obscene imagery instead if just teasing cheesecake

>>149897912
Pilot Charlie is cute
>"You have to read all the chapters, Charlie."

>>149897021
Nah my kid’s school dosen’t start until not this upcoming Monday but the following Monday.

>>149898520
Im in VA and they all started last week for me. School buses started blocking everything again

Imagine, Hazbin Hotel but they're all teenagers in highschool.

>>149898573
>the school bullies

>>149899036
This would make Stella a teacher

>>149899201
What does she teach?

>>149899210
Physical Education

>>149897490
She is cute.

>>149898573
Nothing would change, all characters have the maturity of barely developed teenagers and the smarts too

>>149899210
Sex education, to me specifically

Forgive me.
https://files.catbox.moe/lcjrn7.png
Open only at your own risk.

>>149898573
>ephebophilia AU
No thanks they're fine as adults

>>149899488
Precisely why it would work.
>>149899552
This show and it's characters are already inherently sexless so there wouldn't be anything going on. At most, Vaggie and Charlie kiss at prom.

helluva boss but it takes place in eastern Europe and i.m.p is a bunch of gopniks

>>149899913
>Slavic Blitzo and Moxxie.
>Ukrainian Loona.
>Rural Farm girl Millie from the Urals
>Babushka Lin(her mom)
The demon MILF already dressed like she's Russian so that's clear

>>149899977
what would stolas and the goetia be

>>149898573
Hazbin High. When you graduate, you go to Heaven.

>>149900172
One of those upper class rich asshole oligarchs from St. Petersburg or Moscow

>>149899540
Why

>>149900189
Lucifer is the principal and Charlie the perfect little student.

>>149900172
Boyars

>>149900258
What do their ladies wear?

>>149895293
Well...you certainly weren't bullshitting.
Unfortunately

>>149899540
HOT

>>149900257
Adam's the jock exchange student who thinks he's the king of the campus but really no one can stand him.

>>149900342
I wish I was
Guess I'll post Two's big frontal assets to clean the thread

>>149900302
Something approximating this. They really loved wearing headdresses and untied head shawls during the era of the Kievan Rus.

>>149900399
>Adam is a jock
>the exorcists are cheerleaders

>>149900510
So are One and Two truancy officers or campus security?

>>149900465
>Misinput, it was a misinput!

>>149891691 (OP)
Definitely Valentino.

>>149900479
Stella would look pretty in this

>>149900750
>Byzantine Christian Stella

Please... I beg you...
For the next thread, give me something sane to generate, something not so putrid so as to make my computer produced a most noxious odor.

>>149900871
do angel dust's asshole next
but its good-looking and nice

>>149900871
Blitzo being crucified

>>149900871
Maid Stella

>>149900590
yes

>>149899036
oh wow that pic made adam relatable and worst of all your stereotypical chad thundercock with a sad story background.

>>149899036
>The highschool sweethearts that have been friends since he moved into Eden Houses as a boy.
>She was there during his first and second big breakup.
>Dies in his arms during a school fight that turns real bad.

>>149900727
Nice.

>>149891691 (OP)
I'm straight but I'd give Angel a hug and then date Emily or try to fix Lute post-Adam.

>>149891691 (OP)
sallie may

>>149891691 (OP)
Angel Dust, because he's so sexy.

>>149893676
You know what the bible says about that, Emily.
>>149891691 (OP)
I dunno, Nifty I guess.

Can you fix yandere Emily

>>149902225
Why fix what was never broken

>>149900921
This plz

Calling dibs.

>>149901143
>try to fix Lute post-Adam
Fix? Why do that when you can encourage her to go down the warpath?

>>149902970
I can make her worst.

you know it by now

Charlie seems nice, so her.

EMBIGGEN Adam's heart so he can move on from endless pointless sex and love Lute.

>>149903416
Very Based

I like the way she draws dogs.

>>149903588
holy shit it's my favorite angel cosplaying as my favorite powerpuff aaaaaaaaa

>>149903588
Is Sera Ms. Bellum?

>>149903630
>>149903767
Instant loss 2koma while cursing you to double hell.
wtf was viv thinking, bros??

>>149891691 (OP)
I haven't read the Season 2 leaks
Does this character actually do anything or does she just stand in the background and sing 1 song that does nothing to push the plot forward like in the first season?

>>149899540
>"I think now is an appropriate time for me to ask my dad for forgiveness"

>>149903630
>"Now Alice dear, I don't mind you coming to the hotel and helping my son with his little project"
>"but If your antler ass touches him, I guarantee damn-T your cries for my sister Michaela will go unanswered."

>>149900888
I dont care if you got two dubs and a trips I am not making that
I'm done with manass for one week

>>149904013
There is something about her that makes me cautious and raises my yellow flags.

>>149904349
Yellow flags?

>>149904434
I don't know why but simply put, I don't trust her.
Good looking but would not get near her.

He cute.

>>149902970
Because it'd be like Azadarake no Classmate where she starts out being all angry and talking in black text boxes and then the black slowly drains out until the end where Gravity is turned into a love song about how she's found her gravity and will never lose it again.

Why did someone make an AI Mammon
And do that with it.

>>149907029
The 'Mammon's butthole pics' joke got out of hand.
Blame Nicokado

>>149907125
I wish I could go back in time and shoot myself in the head so I don't see it.

>>149907125
>>149907029
>>149907608

>>149903630
>>149903767

>>149893700
Based

Imagine Yandere Emily, and boy Charlie...

Femastor is for a human man who treats her right and does the Charleston with her
https://youtu.be/GH79MhBHN5s

>>149908412
What if I want to do the Funky Duckman?
https://youtu.be/LcGXR00x1ro

>>149898573
Trashbin hotel but they're all working for Teiai under Tonegawa's management.

>>149908464
You save that for the wedding night.

>>149908492
>Charlie, still kinda naive, has never actually fucked(Him and Dick only ever did hand stuff)
>When hes with Alastar, he does the Funky Charlie.
>You thrust your pelvis, HYUAH.
>You thrust your pelvis, HYUAH.
>You thrust your pelvis, HYUAH.
>You thrust your pelvis, HYUAH.
>Charlie, get off, I'm getting ontop now.

>>149908464
>What if I want to do the Funky Duckman?
That's for LucyFer
After all she's quackers for (You)

>>149908551
I will shove the BFG in your ass and pull the trigger for that pun

>>149908551
Imagine her with bed hair and wearing nothing but one of your shirts and some panties.
>Hehe. I'm just a silly little motherducker.

>>149908587
I'm sorry
It will happen again

>>149908616
For that pun you must make a Greentext torturing Lucy as all her ducks are destroyed.

>>149891691 (OP)
Emily duh

>>149908608
>Charles, even some of the Hotel guest nearly every night have to hear constant quacking.
>During the day hear puns and nicknames about ducks and see his mom wearing the man's clothes sometimes.
>Lucy calls the man her "Mallard"
>At least she's putting more faith into his redemption project even encourage it publicly
>Still having a new "dad" feels strange to Charles.
>>149908652
Why?
If I'm going to write a torture green again
It's going to be another one about Blitzo

>>149908652
> "Here we are! Get ready for the night of your life!"
> Lucy opens the door to her bedroom
> The bed is a giant rubber duck
> The sheets are yellow and have rubber duck faces printed all over them
> Lucy takes a large stuffed rubber duck and puts it on the nightstand facing the bed
> You ask her what the hell she's doing
> "I can only have sex when Mr. Quackles is watching."
> You look at the duck to see if it's hiding a camera or something, it isn't and that makes it even more of a mystery
> "If it helps, you can bring your own duck in to watch."
> That's completely beyond the point but you start stripping and get into bed anyway
> Mr. Quackles is staring into your soul
> You cannot even get remotely aroused with Mr. Quackles staring at you
> "What's wrong? Oh, I know!"
> She gets off the bed and takes out a second, larger stuffed duck
> Puts it on the nightstand directly behind Mr. Quackles
> "Lucy, that's not helping-"
> "Fine, I get it. You can't handle Mr. Quackles. We can turn around."
> You turn around, and now you're looking directly at Lucy's shelf of hand-painted rubber ducks
> This is even worse
> "I've finally got you figured out!" she exclaims, "You're just like me. You don't want to have sex in the duck bed.. you want to have sex in the duck pile!"
> Snaps her fingers and the bed is replaced by a ball pit, only instead of balls it's ducks
> "Let's get quacking FREAKY with it!"
> You have the most awkward sex ever imagined, but Lucy seems to really enjoy it
> The next morning you're downstairs in the lobby drinking your coffee and Charles sits down next to you
> "Did she make you get in the duck pit?"
> "Yeah."
> He gives you a thousand yard stare.

>>149909047
>Live Charles reaction
Great Green btw Absolute Quack

>>149909047
>Live Charles reaction when he hears the wet, sloppy quacking of six hungry and sixty-six ducks.

>>149909047
> That night, you decide to try a little experiment
> You bribe Niffty to go clean out Lucy's room when she hears the two of you coming up the stairs
> Lucy brushes it off and practically drags you into the next open bedroom
> You also bribed Niffty to hide the rubber duck Lucy has in every room in the hotel
> Lucy looks around for a duck and cannot find one
> All six of her wings spread out
> She's looking increasingly unhinged with each passing moment
> Oh fuck it's one of those Kinger things where she's a different person when there's no ducks around
> She's now cackling maniacally and pins you to the bed
> "Don't worry, we're just going to fuck. I can see the future and I know you won't last long enough to even come close to pleasing me, but that's fine! That's what angelic power is for!"
> "And then when you finally run out of steam so hard that not even the divine can save you, I will open my portal to Earth. No human man will be safe. The four horsemen will ride. The seven trumpets will sound. Mankind has not dreamed a catastrophe so bad as what I will cause."
> Oh shit oh shit oh shit
> "And then I'll bring everyone back, and start all over again. Every day. Forever. And ever. And EVER."
> You look into her eyes and are seeing things no one - demon, angel, or human - was meant to see
> The fabric of reality is unraveling around you, alarms are going off across Hell, the angels are preparing to make their final stand
> The door opens a crack and Niffty appears. For the first time, you've seen her nervous.
> She tosses Mr. Quackles in the room and closes the door
> Lucy picks the stuffed duck up and gives it a hug
> "Phew.. I almost went quackers there!"
> You're still trying to regain your sanity
> "Come on, let's go! The duck pit's waiting!"
> At this point, even the duck pit is sounding like a great alternative to the end of reality itself
> The next morning, grateful just to be alive, you and Charles share the same horrified stare.

>>149909397
>Her ducks keeps her sane.
>Without them she begins showing her true inner Devil.
>If Lucy ever loses her ducks for real, especially Mr. Quackles, then the actual apocalypse will happen.

>>149909609
There is something oddly cute about that.
>She takes Mr Quackers everywhere she goes. Even during duck hunting.
>Taking disguised Lucyfer to the Bass Pro Pyramid.
https://youtu.be/9JaW_qKLiO4

>>149909772
>Alastar and Charlie need to have some alone time.
>Alone. Time.
>Dick is tard wrangling the staff and so the two of them sneak off to do God knows what.
>But the ducks.
>Lucy put one duck in every room.
>Constantly staring.
>Constantly watching.
>Alastar can't get off, since she figures the ducks are Lucy's eyes and ears.
>Remember what she said: "If you touch my baby boy, I'll go Quackers!"

stolitz old man yaoi...

>>149910664
Huh
Neat
Nice work Fred

>>149910664
Y'know what? This ain't too bad. Thanks Fred.

the thing i actually resent the most about stolas is that i actually think his design is really cute and hot so that makes him being an absolutely fucking dogshit character even more insulting

Why do we call him Fatfuck Fred
What do we call the other guy

>>149911973
>Why do we call him Fatfuck Fred
He draws FatFuckery
He has drawn much better stuff though

>>149893596
>>149893676
Sweetest angel

>>149912164
Cutest Goofball

>>149893782
>Faggotry
Hate to break it to you, but if you're watching this show and participating in threads about it then you're at least a little gay.

>>149910664
more mickey in questionable scenarios (and i dont mean PEAD shit) plz
i love mickey

>>149891691 (OP)
Can I date some random anon's OC? I feel like if I were in Hell, I would deserve to be punished.

>>149912193
define "questionable"

>>149913543
something along those lines
maybe loona femdom
maybe forced fem
maybe angel dust being a bad influence

Had a dream I had a snake for a pet that was sentient and was overly affectionate.
Imagine if you would Sir Pentious cuddling in your bed for warmth and being overly dramatic when you're not there, thinking he did something wrong to avoid your love.

>>149914351
Make it Lady Pentious and we have a deal.

>>149914384
>You wake up out of breath, and find Lady Pentious has coiled too tightly around you.
>You loosen her to take a breath, and doing so hurts her feelings.
>She sways dramatically, whining and acting broken hearted.
>You relent, and return to her arms, her coiling tail that wraps up your ankles up to your chest, the tip rubbing against your throat as she keeps your face in her chest.
>By morning, she's acquired the heat she needs to start the day.
>You're more exhausted than when you fell asleep because she was squeezing you all night.

>>149914456
Perfection

>>149912183
She needs a swirly lollipop and a giant stuffed bear.

>>149891691 (OP)
If I were a homo, probably husk. Dude is the arbiter. How could I not

>Charlie in her infinite wisdom decides that motherhood is the best way to redemption
>because a mother is willing to sacrifice everything for her children
>decides to bring human children for female sinners to take care of
>might even use time travel/dimensional fuckery to bring their actual kids back
>there are several problems
>problem 1, many female sinners have maternal instincts that they haven't been able to vent for decades and are desperate for affection
>sinners are more aggressive than live humans on average
>combines to make them mother grizzly mode
>kids are understandably terrified
>their 'moms' are getting incredibly violent with anything that approaches their 'child'

>>149916255
>Mayberry adopts three hellhound pups

They should've won!

>>149891752
spbp

>>149917005
Don't worry, they do on the official story(not like this reddit atheist trash ass fanfic) and Lucifer stays alone and bitter with no daughter or anything else in Hell, and Lilith too

Also I am gonna say this:The chainsaw is the most racist power tool, because everytime you turn it on in goes like this: RUNNIGGANIGGANIGGA RUNNIGGANIGGANIGGA RUNNIGGANIGGANIGGA RUNNIGGANIGGANIGGA RUNNIGGANIGGANIGGA RUNNIGGANIGGANIGGA RUNNIGGANIGGANIGGA RUNNIGGANIGGANIGGA
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>>149917306
kek

>>149917306
I haven't heard that joke since I was a boy. Lol