Thread 149899634

Would you rather be Lincoln Loud or Gumball Watterson?

>>149899634 (OP)
Lincoln, that way i can fuck my goth imouto AND my mother

>>149899634 (OP)
I'd rather fuck Nicole if that's what you're asking.

>>149899634 (OP)
Gumball regularly gets raped by guys so not him

>>149899634 (OP)
Lincoln. Gumball is a bit of a bit monkey who rarely is allowed to win.

>>149899726
That never happened

>>149899634 (OP)
If only for the mom, Gumball.

Now for other opportunities, I would go with Lincoln. Full sister selection, plus their friends to choose from.

>>149899634 (OP)
Gumball, his life is way more interesting.

>>149899634 (OP)
Gumball so I could fuck my mom, grandma, and other moms of elmore. Lincoln only has his mom really.

>>149899634 (OP)
... Why not both? Let's... MERGE THEM BOTH

>>149899937
Then you get Eddie Puss.

People who can't appreciate milfs without inserting incest shit need to be castrated.

>fucking someone's mom
based
>fucking your step mom
dangerously based
>fucking your real mom
too based for this world

>>149899984
Filtered.

>>149899944
That wouldn't be bad at all.

>>149899944
>Eddie Puss
Who?

>>149899756
>Hot Dog Guy
>Tobias
>Darwin (once controlled by Carrie)

>>149899634 (OP)
Gumballs mom is hotter

>>149900008
>Slop

>>149900099
All consensual btw

>>149900099
>>Darwin (once controlled by Carrie)
are you retarded? it was Carrie that possessed him, if anything she raped him to rape Darwin (forcing him to make out with his bro)
also when the hell was Tobias?

>>149899634 (OP)
Yes.

>>149899708
>>149899729
>>149899869
Why would you rather be a normalfag instead of a catboy with toon powers?

>>149899634 (OP)
I don't want to be a child.

>>149902231
Is just a simple game of numbers. There is a bast more amount of pussy in Lincoln show. Also, usually all that toon powers is shit if you always get shit on you.

Lincoln is smart, cunning and a total chad when he wants to be, hes just a bit of a anti social sperg about being Schemer though.

Gumball is genuinely a loser and a beta cuck.

>>149902384
>has a girlfriend
>beta cuck

>>149899937
Their mothers get merged too?

>>149902447
Penny’s barely his girlfriend anymore.

Not that seething anon I just lament that they got rid of Gumball’s cute two-way thing with Penny. Now they forget any reason Penny likes him other than “he accepts me out of muh shell”

>>149899634 (OP)
Gumball has two siblings, which is what I have.
Lincoln has 10, all sisters. I have NO IDEA how a boy could survive growing up in that kind of environment.

Although...I'd kinda wanna try it if I could.

Cat shota

>>149899634 (OP)
>Gumfag threads are so dead that they need to be paired with Loud House in order to get anywhere
>And it's not even three full weeks since half of new season had been released

>>149902637
>Penny’s barely his girlfriend anymore.
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>149903380
LH threads are dead too

>>149899634 (OP)

Easily Gumball.

>Canonically everything works out for his family at the end of every episode/multi-part special.

>Gumball is actually highly capable and very intelligent in his own right - he's just super lazy. Also considered cute and attractive.

>Shape-shifting magic girlfriend (also considered highly attractive) who sounds just like his hog mom and gets possessive and jealous like his mom.

>World actually revolves around him and needs him to exist.

>Cartoon logic and cartoon physics as opposed to pseudo-grounded realism.

>>149902231
>>149902447
Imagine becoming butthurt over what people posted in your own thread.

>>149903475
>also considered highly attractive
By who? LOL

>>149903421
LH has daily generals on /trash/, anon.
Gumball cannot even sustain a single full thread per week.

>>149903480
>butthurt
You don't know what this word means.

>>149903475
>World actually revolves around him and needs him to exist.
Since when shitty writing on a level of fanfiction net Mary Sues is a perk that anyone would have been proud of?

Gumball posters, you will look like this.

>>149899634 (OP)
Sistercest with Lincoln is kino but I draw the line at momcest with him. His parents have too much oneitis syndrome for each other to bother with anything else anyway.

>>149903398
It means she’s only ever in love with him for a joke or gag now.
Most eps about them is just whining about Penny’s fsmily being bigots or Penny reeeing at gumball for daring to do a grand gesture of love. Outside of the texting joke and the hallway joke this season Penny’s basically a female friend who never seems to crush on Gumball anymore like she did Pre-shell

>>149903717
*and i make this criticism about the only two joke moments cause it used to be cute that penny genuinely liked gumball for real reasons like she thinks he’s funny. Now it’s just a gag that “lol look how dramatic they are!” Then when the joke is over she’s sarcastic and back on the rag

>>149903624
Stop, that's what they want.

>>149903624
And that is good thing!

>>149903717
That’s them every season post-shell.
Heck they never even used to make jokes about penny still liking gumball, putting hearts in her eyes this season was the first bit of affection she showed him since S3

Gumball is cute. Lincoln is ugly.

>>149904159
>Gumball is cute
On what planet?

>>149903380
>>149903480
>>149903499
>>149903601
>>149904395
holy seethe

>>149903601

The question OP posited wasn't which has better writing, the question is which would I rather be - and I easily pick Gumball. It's not even a contest.

I couldn't care less which you pick, by the way. Or about your interests and tastes. You're clearly a nitwit with limited reading comprehension skills or ability to think outside of your own head, so this isn't a conversation worth carrying on past this point.

In the words of Willam S. Burroughs - " Do not offer sympathy to the mentally ill. Tell them firmly: I am not paid to listen to this drivel. You are a terminal boob".


Take care.

>>149904395
On planet earth

>>149903499
By most of the girls at Elmore Junior high for one thing. Most of the girls his age think he's cute and obviously he's got it locked-in for life with Penny - a shape-shifting fairy girl. That's all I need to want to be him, so the fact that the world revolves around him in-universe is a gigantic bonus.

>>149904590
>Most of the girls his age think he's cute
When has he ever received any compliments outside the Bobert episode where it wasn't even him?

>>149904590
>Most of the girls his age think he's cute
Remember "The Date"? The only girls who DIDN'T turn him down were Tina (who dropped him for Hector almost immediately) and Penny. Even Sussie thought he's beneath her.

>>149904590
>shape-shifting fairy
She can't turn into other people so this power is useless. Also, she looks like a fucking lightbulb. She was better as a peanut

>>149904590
>By most of the girls at Elmore Junior high for one thing.
Did we really watch the same show?

>>149904908
After S3 they shifted to most of the girls like Darwin (Teri, Tina, Sussy, Jamie) since Gumball has Penny (though she barely shows him affection either)

Would you rather be Rita Loud or Nicole Watterson?

I want to be Gumball. For reasons.

>>149906362
Rita so I could increase my body counts and be like Nicole.

>>149907287
I bought that book

New https://co.llection.pics/post/view/143778

>>149907613
based on what?

>>149899634 (OP)
Gumball Watterson come out first before Lincoln Loud. So it's Gumball. Without him, there wouldn't be Lincoln...

>>149907327
You would need a life time to reach nicole

>>149899634 (OP)
I prefer lincoln due to him having more options at his disposal.

>>149907613
Eh.

>>149899896
What about the fuckload of sisters??

>>149899634 (OP)
Fix'd

>>149910239
Gumball and Dipper is a better ship

>>149903670
I'm with you, brother.
You don't have 11 kids with one person and then think about fucking anyone else.

>>149911791
Happens more often than you think

>>149911791
I wish Gumball's parents were like them. Richard and Nicole are the worst non-adult sitcom couple ever.

>>149910223
You need to be special needs and browse deviantart to find any of his sisters hot

>>149911895
>I wish Gumball's parents were like them
Ew, no.

>>149911938
Why not?

>>149911985
Richard is hideous. I wish Nicole would beat him up more.

>>149912055
>Richard is hideous
Yeah but Lincoln's dad is ugly too.

>>149912083
He's ok looking aside from the schnoze. Better than Richard at least.

>>149912055
Beat him up? Nah. Kicking him out of the house and forced him to live with him mom would be enough

>>149912167
>aside from the schnoze
He is fucking bald. That makes him a inferior man.

>>149908799
>Without him, there wouldn't be Lincoln...
Chris Savino based his show on his own family, so there was never a need for Gumball to exist as a requirement for Loud House.

>>149899634 (OP)
Gumball since he’s more popular

>>149912499
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence to back them up.

>>149902616
>149902616
Yes

>>149912571
>Smeet
Do it, bro!

>>149899634 (OP)
Gumball. Living with that many women in the house sounds like a nightmare, even if I'm fucking. Specially if I'm fucking them.

Lincoln should fuck his sisters, not his mom.

>>149911920
I find all of the sisters hot. Yes, including the baby.

>>149899634 (OP)
Years of soul crushing office work at the rainbow factory under Yuki has significantly aged Nicole, meanwhile, Rita a mother of 11, has retained her youthfulness, combined with her master of disguise talents, is effortlessly able to blend in as a teenager in high school among 15-18 year olds.

>>149912856
>is effortlessly able to blend in as a teenager in high school among 15-18 year olds.
Is she a groomer?

>>149912856
Nicole looks exactly like her 20 years old self plus she has the energy to jump and run like no one in her world. Also, she can squash and stretch her body. And Yuki came back recently.

>>149912856
>blend in as a teenager in high school
Nicole could do it too but there isn't a high school Gumball's world.

>>149912950
>And Yuki came back recently.
This has no relevance to what was being discussed. Your brain is a soup of grey matter, inserting non-sequiturs as you write.

>>149913083
>Anon says Nicole worked under Yuki for years and that aged her
>"Yuki came back recently"
>that has no relevance!
Okay, retard

Chris Savino artstyle is ugly as hell

>>149913145
Yeah, it's way too rough for such simple designs.
Sure they are more pleasant to look at than the Wattersons and their beanmouth potato heads, but that's not a high bar to pass.

>>149899634 (OP)
Lincoln, Rita's got an ass that a shota could die under and odds are at least one of his sisters would be into /ss/

>>149913176
The Wattersons looked amazing in their first style

>>149913176
>they are more pleasant to look at than the Wattersons
Lol. LMAO even.

I'm having a nagging feeling that this thread wasn't made to compare which boy has a hotter mom, but rather it was made so that a Gumball fan could feel better about himself by shitting on a larger show.

>>149913369
Thread was made to make people talk about mom/son /ss/
t. OP

>>149913369
>One post saying savino's style is bad
>Reeeee you are shitting on my show!
This is why no one likes loudfags

>>149913194
For a young woman, she sure is a mother material.

>>149914552
>>149914705
The fans of Loud House get triggered but man, Gumball and Nicole look so much better

>>149915559
Just because they are cats, right?

>>149913369
Literally half the thread is someone shitting on gumball but ok

>>149913177
in technical terms, lincoln's world has a lot of stuff you can do besides failing miserably to woo his family...it'll be like a urban isekai rpg.
whereas gumball's world is more chaotic and akin to adventure.
if anything, I personally would start a meth empire underground and in a way act like the villain of this story, someone took over linc body and they have to stop him.

>>149916165
Well yeah. Weird shapes work better in non-humans. A human kid with a perfectly circular head and a woman with a pear shape head don't look good at all.

>>149916390
>if anything, I personally would start a meth empire underground and in a way act like the villain of this story, someone took over linc body and they have to stop him.
You did watch Breaking Bad, right?

>>149916165
Yes

>>149916925
Did Chris Savino really draw this?

>>149917531
No, that's the guy who took over.

>>149899634 (OP)
Lincoln, and it's not even close.

>>149912818
Point proven.

I remember reading a fic on a themed lewdfic website ages ago. lincoln accidently used some pheromone shit that lisa created which made all his sisters horny for him. he had to fuck everyone while Lisa made a cure. I particularly remember the chapters with the twins and the part where Lily put her Binky in her pussy.

>>149916426
yup...and better call saul as well.
in both worlds you can pull that shit off.

>>149916390
>in technical terms, lincoln's world has a lot of stuff you can do besides failing miserably to woo his family.
And yet that's the main thing I'm interested in

>>149918481
yeah for christina specifically but it backfired epically, it is a really old fanfic on pastebin.

>>149918822
as long as you don't fumble it like an idiot and act natural, then you will probably succeed.
lincoln is a chick magnet, though most anons will probably fuck it up by acting spergy or just letting the autism flow.

>>149918481
>>149918834
was it this anon?
https://pastebin.com/nLXPAGEK

>>149900131
I find it very disturbing that Lincoln and Eddie look so much alike. Eddie's basically Lincoln as a cat-boy.

>>149918907
Or was it this?
https://pastebin.com/6q5rtVrH
you made me go through some decade old backtrack shit.

>>149918907
>>149918935
it's been so long I can't remember. I think the fic was called oops or something. there definitely wasn't a christina though. the site i read it on had a light brown background and was called adult something i believe. im pretty sure he lisa in it as well.

>>149918907
>>149918935
>Both of these fics are nearly a decade old

>>149918997
this is the closest thing I got to your description.
https://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095163

>>149918871
I have managed to stumble into a relationship on two separate occasions, so I think I'm good on that front, though convincing them to sit on my face would probably be the hard part

>>149919086
>though convincing them to sit on my face would probably be the hard part
just keep it vanilla in case this impossible scenario does happen.

>>149919122
Surely at least one of them would be into it though....

>>149919168
oh they are, half of them probably but they'll definitely prank you instead of actually doing it for you in that specific situation.
it will take work to make them cross the line.

>>149919058
yeah this is definitely it, funny that there are atleast 3 fics with that same premise.

>>149919220
>oh they are, half of them probably but they'll definitely prank you instead
Honestly, depending on the prank that might be just as good

imagine: oppail loli lisa

>>149919058
>>149919271
>made in 2015
>almost all of these fics are roughly a decade or so old
>the shows are older than that
>anon had remnants of a memory from 10 years ago
>another anon managed to find a fic that was roughly a decade old from just a few hints

>>149899634 (OP)
I'm not into either, so I'm moot.
>>149900005
Pretty sure incest ain't legal here.

bump

>>149922644
Okay

>>149919220
White people, am I right?

>>149899937
Like fusion?

>>149926673
Sounds like a cool idea.

>>149927401
You know, you're right.

>>149902255
Aren't we all?

>>149926673
We need Lincoln and Gumball dressed as Goten and Trunks.

>>149899634 (OP)
>One annoying sister + a friend(?)
vs
>Several annoying sisters
Gumball

>>149930617
Gumball should be Trunks. His mom has blue hair.

>>149899756
Wasn't he groomed to blow on a dude's asshole in the school toilet stall?

>>149930794
I think manipulated is a more apt word but yes Gumball effectively put his mouth on what would be Alan's ass.

>>149922644
>>149924066
>>149899634 (OP)
It just both of them, guys?

>>149932458
Why are you bumping a festering pedophile playground?

>>149932474
>pedophile playground
you mean this thread, /co/, 4chan, or the internet in general?

>>149899634 (OP)
Nicole needs to be bullied by me and my penis

I want to pick on her so bad

D-d-does Nicole always wear pink?

>>149932958
She wears white according to the canon upskirt scene

>>149930794
>groomed
He could refuse

>>149932474
>>149932726
I just want too see what this thread goes to.

>>149930625
How is Anais annoying

>>149920342
Imagine: kyojiri shota Bart

>>149935223
>kyojiri
What?

>>149935997
What what?

>>149937049
What is kyojiri?

>>149899634 (OP)
Nice ass

>>149939635
Who's the goat boy?

>>149939635
Hehe ripped clothes

Come on where's everyone

>>149941424
At home

>>149899634 (OP)
Gumball

>>149942669
But we are already at home?

>>149899634 (OP)
Gumball