Thread 149909541

Robotnik walks up to you and gives you this look. How do you react?

>>149909541 (OP)
ah, dr ivo snooPINGAS usual I see...

>>149909541 (OP)
What? You SAID torture. Rape is torture. Step off.

>>149909656
why was he gae

>>149909541 (OP)
>Did you have pea soup? I smell pea soup, but I know I didn't eat any pea soup so I was just wondering if you had any pea soup. I don't hate pea soup, by the way. In fact, if you want to go get some pea soup right now I'd gladly accompany you.

>>149909541 (OP)
>Robotnik walks up to you and gives you this look. How do you react?
Penny for your thoughts? :3

I didn't go to those sites. Metal Sonic was using the computer.

>>149909541 (OP)
Become PINGAS

I offer him some hedgehog stew in the afternoon

>>149909541 (OP)
Man I love Julian, he's just such a terrifying and badass villain. Its insane to think him and >>149909656 share practically the same character design, just taken to opposite ends of the spectrum of how to portray this version of Robotnik.

>>149909541 (OP)
>Snively, what color is my cock?

>>149909541 (OP)
Extend a box of Tic Tacs

>>149909541 (OP)
Is something the matter, your roundness?

>>149909656
>Scratch and Grounder paid 50k mobiums for this animation

>>149909541 (OP)
Hey, fatty! You are fat!

>>149914392
>I don't see a cock, sir

>>149909541 (OP)
Hi Dr. Robotnik

>>149909541 (OP)
>"So you'll need to pay me $80,000 dollars in order for me to capture Amy and so you can finally have that long anal fuck with her as well."

>>149916259
>anal
Eugh

>>149909541 (OP)
I would immediately freeze and proceed to do shallow breaths through my mouth, minimizing the exhale sound while reducing chest movement in the process. I would then dilate my eyes by making them go out of focus, allowing me to keep them open for a prolongued period of time without blinking at the cost of my vision beggining to ghost. I would then relax my limbs and hold position for approximately 30 minutes while he stares at me, and eventually due to my immobility he will fail to register my presence due to him being motion sensitive.

I would not be able to stop myself from pinching his submental fat and wiggling it around. He would turn me into a robot immediately but that's less embarrassing than him figuring out I like fat dudes.

>>149909541 (OP)
"G-g-g-greetings... your lordship...!"
I don't know what would have led to this happening, but I could only hope to get out of it alive and unharmed.

>>149909541 (OP)
The cake is right over there, just take a slice you double nigga.

>>149917135
"I figured someone else could figure out how much evil you would have to kill me for"