Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:02:47 AM
No.149909980
>>149910191
>>149910584
>Devs buff Ed to shit and back.
>Give him a new special where he becomes completely invincible because of a pebble in his shoe.
>They think this is somehow fair.
Fuck this game, man. They can’t patch any character move sets for shit.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:13:11 AM
No.149910166
>Double D's Laser Gun blast takes 3.4 seconds to fully charge for 2.5 more damage than a non-charged shot
>Rolf's Son of a Shepard wind up punch takes 5(!) seconds to fully chare and only does double damage compared to a non-charged shot
Rolf is canonically stronger than Ed and I get this is just a game so not everything can follow it exactly, but come on. Why the Rolf hate?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:15:05 AM
No.149910191
>>149909980 (OP)
apparently its balanced out with the concrete slab trick.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:16:47 AM
No.149910214
Fuck you unibrow faggots you both ruined this fucking game, now everyone spams "BUTTERED TOAST" or "I'M THE SON OF A SHEPHERD" while spamming thru the entire server with your broken ass characters
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:29:16 AM
No.149910430
>>149910662
What the fuck is Jimmy even in the roster?
I have not seen a SINGLE Jimmy main, and the ones I have seen suck complete dick at playing.
What a waste of a slot.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:38:12 AM
No.149910584
>>149909980 (OP)
Has the Culdesac been modded to places like VRChat btw? I dont play that but given how much you fags cant help but suck off the game I figured some autistic anon would mod the gameworld into it
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:42:11 AM
No.149910662
>>149910749
>>149910430
Jimmy is for hornyplayers and ERP
Especially after the Devs readded the deleted Kanker Alt-to-Alt
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:46:55 AM
No.149910749
>>149910662
Kanker Mains are such a load of horseshit I swear…
>Damage and defense get buffed against any male character
>Becomes even worse when they’re playing against an Ed
Fuck Kanker players, they made me have to main Sarah…
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:09:00 AM
No.149911198
>Professor Scam main, level 89
>finally gets to Flame of Shepherd boss, level 120
>I go in solo because I heard you get an increased chance of the Golden Sweatpants drop after defeating him
>his drops are boosted, with a 15% chance of damage increase in each successful Special - Ed Attack
>fire immunity of course, it's part of the summer event
>spam Dollar Ray each turn, his health is almost half way gone
>Flame of Shepherd does his usual Special attack
>dodges
>Flame of Shepherd spawns in multiple Fire Wilfreds
>Wilfreds overwhelm me
>end up using all of my Chunky Puffs just to stay alive
>dies anyway
I need help guys, I really want the Golden Sweatpants drop because it significantly increases my Luck and Special - Ed Attack damge by 50~ with Professor Scam. Any tips on how to beat him solo?
