Thread 149914254

a French girl will never look at you like this

I unironically fucking love French women, how dare you do this to me.

>>149914254 (OP)
she looks like a frog lmao

>>149914259
Tu n'auras jamais de petite copine mignonne

>>149914254 (OP)
French "people" are nasty degenerates anyway

>>149914398
I already said I want a French gf you don't have to sell it to me

>>149914398
Oh no... my girlfriend will want to have sex with me... nooooooooooo...

>>149914254 (OP)
Oh thank God!

>>149914254 (OP)
>>149914355
Ugh..what could have been..

>>149914398
At least they know loli is based and red-pilled.

>>149914254 (OP)
/int/, /soc/, is this true?

>>149914254 (OP)
J'aime les filles françaises

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEBT2B2cNYQ

>>149916293
Poor France

>>149916293
The Judgement of Paris is legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read about. The French were so pissed they barred the guy that hosted it from touring vinyards there for years, and eventually demanded a second tasting with different judges using the same vintages. The Californian wines won again, and have won every single subsequent redo.

I would sooner kill myself than be with a french person.

>half chintoque
le yique

>>149918018
Just hop over to Switzerland and get free money to just sit on your ass, they'll pay you nearly 4k a month just to do absolutely nothing.

>>149918076
do I have to interact with the french in any way for this?

>>149916293
Wine tasting is fake and gay, a fake non hobby for vapid people who have more money than sense, the average League of Legends player is more impressive than even the best wine taster.

>>149918159
Nah just Germanic Frenchie hybrids who speak English.

>>149918199
You guys are still upset about it?

>>149918205
that sounds like absolute hell but they aren't pure french so maybe i'd give it a shot.

>>149918217
It goes both ways, the people who think the wine tastes better because it was raised in the fields of Champagne province are full of shit, thinking wine was going to be better because it's French was a dumb expectation to begin with, which is why wine tasting is fake and gay.

>>149914254 (OP)
South France >>>>>>>>> North France

>>149914254 (OP)
I'd look at that French girl if she looked like that, but they went with a sovlless CGI, and I lost all interest.

>>149914254 (OP)
And then she starts talking.
>HON HON HON!

>>149918525
First time I had one of those made from my post, thanks.

>>149914355
Pourquoi continuer à vivre? Qu’est-ce qui me retient encore sur cette planète?

>>149918525
Kek

>>149918340
Gay beyond belief

>>149918305
imagine Ladybug but Marinette is half Algerian cagole from Marseilles, with a thick Provencal accent...

>>149918305
>>149918684
My dick would immediately go limp the second a girl starts speaking with a southern accent

>>149917126
It gets worse: even American grapes outperform French grapes:
https://missouriwine.org/news/norton-story-all-american-wine
I have this grape, it is great.

>>149918850
>shows american grading themselves #1
every time.

>>149919348
This is wrong, I am not American and I have never even been to the US. I got this grape from my family and grow it here in my garden. So far I have just made juice and jam but people I know would like to try to make wine.
The grape is most excellent but I never claimed I was.

>>149918525
lmao

>>149914398
As opposed to the wholesome puritans of 4chan dot org??

>>149918621
this show could have had a lot more porn if they kept the ova style

>>149920348
nta but yes

>>149920385
It is already infamous for the camels.

>>149914254 (OP)
Just watch the right movies, anon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Am%C3%A9lie

>>149914254 (OP)
A french girl will never look at you like this.