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Anonymous No.149916807 >>149916840 >>149916841 >>149916859 >>149916869 >>149916881 >>149917513 >>149917798 >>149918095 >>149918218 >>149918516 >>149918578 >>149919206 >>149919408
Death Battle
Episode is out in 20 minutes. Any last thoughts? Predictions? Next time?
Anonymous No.149916836 >>149916856 >>149916903 >>149916906
Retardbro....
Anonymous No.149916840 >>149916906
>>149916807 (OP)
Anon, I…
Anonymous No.149916841
>>149916807 (OP)
This thumbnail looks like shit.
Anonymous No.149916850
Death Battle Superman vs OMM Bowser vs DBX Thor
Anonymous No.149916852 >>149916876
Who is his best matchup?
Anonymous No.149916856
>>149916836
Anonymous No.149916859 >>149916892 >>149916901
>>149916807 (OP)
my friend on the Discord saw it early and HOLY SHIT
Anonymous No.149916869
>>149916807 (OP)
Kratos won the fight.
Anonymous No.149916876
>>149916852
Anonymous No.149916881 >>149916906
>>149916807 (OP)
>Episode is out in 20 minutes.
If only.
Anonymous No.149916882 >>149916891 >>149916895 >>149916905 >>149916915
Why don't the writers care about Hulk's son? Is there a single son character given more disrespect?
Anonymous No.149916891 >>149917192
>>149916882
At least Hulk’s son isn’t a fag like Superloser’s.
Anonymous No.149916892
>>149916859
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.149916895 >>149917192
>>149916882
>Is there a single son character given more disrespect?
Jon Kent. You fuckers are lucky Skaar is just forgotten.
Anonymous No.149916901
>>149916859
yup yup a GODseid victory again
Anonymous No.149916903
>>149916836
Why is Hulk so fucking stupid?
Anonymous No.149916905
>>149916882
Superman's son gets fucked in the ass
Anonymous No.149916906 >>149916924 >>149916928 >>149916929 >>149916929 >>149916933 >>149916936 >>149916945 >>149916957 >>149916975 >>149916983
>>149916836
>>149916840
>>149916881
Did I miss something? DId the episode get delayed?
Anonymous No.149916915
>>149916882
Logan's.
Anonymous No.149916924
>>149916906
no
Anonymous No.149916926
Anonymous No.149916928 >>149917322
>>149916906
Yes. They delayed it by one week because the animation is taking longer to render than they expected.
Anonymous No.149916929 >>149917322
>>149916906
>>149916906
Yeah. Comes out next week https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9mdrZViiTc
Anonymous No.149916933
>>149916906
Been delayed until the 24th.
Anonymous No.149916936
>>149916906
Yeah, for an extra week, it was announced 5 days ago
Anonymous No.149916945
>>149916906
DA had a melty and started crying when they told him to animate Godzilla winning.
Anonymous No.149916956 >>149917293
Ashbros, this is your last chance, give me a counter. Any counter.
Anonymous No.149916957 >>149917356
>>149916906
Bizarrely, they didn't put it out on any official media but limited to the Death Battle Cast. It is at the end of the second sneak peak.
24th now.
They announced the delay was debate related, but that sounds actually insane since it would mean that they had major parts of the animation being made until the last second.
I think it is just there was probably some sort of flub or saving error that caused some audio to get messed up and they have to reedit it.
Anonymous No.149916961
we're getting a reveal of episode 200
Homestar Runner vs John Egbert
Homestar vs Homestuck
Anonymous No.149916975
>>149916906
They needed to give DA extra time to make an alternate ending for Godzilla after Hulk gapes him.
Anonymous No.149916980 >>149916995
Combo Man vs Composite Superman (not Superman as a composite, it's a Silver Age character named "Composite Superman")

Who wins this?
Anonymous No.149916983
>>149916906
No and ignore the trolls. Hop on over to the channel and watch it live now
Anonymous No.149916995 >>149917027
>>149916980
what exotic abilities did the silver age Legion of Superheroes even have?
Anonymous No.149917013
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.149917027 >>149917058
>>149916995
Anonymous No.149917049 >>149917291
>watching the premiere
>godzilla Ultima is being brought up immediately
>"We're not including that because it is too inconsistent with the Zilla mythos"
Hulk bros... we're gonna win for sure now.
Anonymous No.149917058
>>149917027
>Brainiac 5's intellect

Boy!
Anonymous No.149917060 >>149917068 >>149917111 >>149917128 >>149917299
>hulk won the cast
Not to patternfag but how often do they go against the results of the cast for their episode?
Anonymous No.149917064
Episode 200 got shown
Jor-El vs Omni-Man
Anonymous No.149917068
>>149917060
Quite a few times
Anonymous No.149917078 >>149917127 >>149918638
Now that Godzilla solo'd Marvel, what's next for the big lizard?
Anonymous No.149917111 >>149917133
>>149917060
Many times. They had Jean win the cast for example, then had Raven stomp the shit out of her.
Anonymous No.149917120 >>149917149 >>149917461
Alright, next time is Deathstroke vs Taskmaster. Who do y'all got?
Anonymous No.149917127
>>149917078
My penis
Anonymous No.149917128 >>149917133
>>149917060
I can’t think of any times off the top of my head.
Anonymous No.149917133 >>149917154
>>149917128
>>149917111
Anonymous No.149917149 >>149917181
>>149917120
they'd probably have taskmaster win because of scaling but deathstroke should win due to having better feats
Anonymous No.149917154 >>149917195
>>149917133
>one time, and that was an episode everyone said was wrong
Anonymous No.149917155 >>149917171 >>149917283
Can someone tell me why are Hulkfags insane?
Anonymous No.149917171
>>149917155
Going 0-3 will do that to you.
Anonymous No.149917175 >>149917196
MY HERO IS A VILLAIN NOW!!
Anonymous No.149917178
Worldbreaker Hulk breaks worlds. Godzilla lives on a world. TOTAL HULK VICTORY.
Anonymous No.149917181 >>149917244 >>149917272
>>149917149
Deathstroke has scaling too tho
Anonymous No.149917192
>>149916891
>>149916895
i couldnt care less about jon's sexuality, the actual problem was that they pseudo aged him and killed the supersons
Anonymous No.149917195
>>149917154
It wasn't the only time it happened, just the most relevant that springs to mind.

>an episode everyone said was wrong
Everyone says that for most DB episodes. What's your fucking point?
Anonymous No.149917196
>>149917175
-Frank Miller Batman fans
Anonymous No.149917203 >>149917213 >>149917219 >>149917226
>HULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULK
reminder that godzillafags apparently don't care about death battle btw
Anonymous No.149917213 >>149917225
>>149917203
>Fagdit
Anonymous No.149917219
>>149917203
>Reddit
Anonymous No.149917225
>>149917213
that seems to be where all the gayshitta fans are yeah
Anonymous No.149917226 >>149917236
>>149917203
>going on reddit
Retard
Anonymous No.149917236
>>149917226
>Redditard
Anonymous No.149917244
>>149917181
yeah but Deathstroke's scaling is being equal to or stronger than someone like Batman and Taskmaster has beaten Spider-Man level opponents
Anonymous No.149917246
Anonymous No.149917263
Godzilla took on DC. DC is heroslop. Hulk is heroslop. GODzilla>Shmulk.
Anonymous No.149917272 >>149917366
>>149917181
Deathstroke can box this guy.
Anonymous No.149917283 >>149917310
>>149917155
Brazil
Anonymous No.149917291
>>149917049
Ultima got confirmed
It's inconsistent and is a drastic departure from most Godzilla incarnations but it got confirmed to be included in the composite in one of the teasers where the song associated with it played at the end
Anonymous No.149917293 >>149917317
>>149916956
>Destroy all your opponent's Attack Position monsters.
Mirror Force is a normal trap so would Ash and all his mon's technically be able to either dodge or block it, hence counting as "Defense Position?" I know there's an archetype in Yugioh whose whole schtick is attacking in defense position but I forgot how they interact with Mirror Force. I can see though any Pokemon attempting to either block it by counter attacking or is in the process of attacking after it activates is absolutely fucked though.
Anonymous No.149917299 >>149917355 >>149917374
>>149917060
DIO vs Alucard
Phoenix vs Raven
Saitama vs Popeye
Anonymous No.149917304 >>149917373
Can the Hulk match Godzilla's racism against the Japanese?
Anonymous No.149917310 >>149917336
>>149917283
Anonymous No.149917317
>>149917293
>Mirror Force is a normal trap so would Ash and all his mon's technically be able to either dodge or block it
Traps in Pokemon are impossible to avoid outside of type or ability-specific interactions like levitating mons avoiding Spikes
Anonymous No.149917322
>>149916929
>>149916928
>Delayed because rendering CHADzilla BROKE their computers
Hulkbros, this floor cannot withstand my kneeling.
Anonymous No.149917336
>>149917310
Anonymous No.149917355
>>149917299
They never did a cast for Dio vs Alucard or Saitama vs Popeye.
Anonymous No.149917356 >>149917378
>>149916957
>They announced the delay was debate related
They didn't say this, they said it's the exact opposite, it was just delayed because that's how the production timeline ended up and they needed more time to finish the animation. Given the first preview they showed had unfinished VFX it makes sense.
Anonymous No.149917366 >>149917397
>>149917272
Yujiro would ass rape Deathstroke.
Anonymous No.149917373
>>149917304
One thing's for sure: he can't match Godzilla's racism against America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz0ED9BB-VA
Anonymous No.149917374
>>149917299
Phoenix vs Raven barely counts given it was a one off statement during the Raven vs Twilight Q+A
Diocard and Saitama vs Popeye were also from the GL vs Ben and Wally vs Sonic fallouts so Swan had to be on his best behavior
Anonymous No.149917378 >>149917414
>>149917356
How the fuck would it even possibly be debate related?
Ms think they will just now figure out who wins, change the ending of the animation, change the whole post-analysis, re-animate it, re-record it, and re-edit everything in ONE WEEK!?
Anonymous No.149917389
SHITzilla needs to die
Anonymous No.149917392 >>149917409 >>149917410
Metroidvania when?
Anonymous No.149917396 >>149917402
Can someone do the Gru meme with Hulkzilla?
>Get a chance to score a win in Death Battle
>They have me fighting Godzilla
>They give him Ultima
Anonymous No.149917397 >>149917469 >>149917935
>>149917366
non, that's Toguro's victim.
Anonymous No.149917402
>>149917396
no
Anonymous No.149917409
>>149917392
Alucard wins, because Samus is a woman, and I'm a misogynist.
Anonymous No.149917410
>>149917392
I get the idea but aside from that, there's no chemistry past a simple "magic vs science" motif
Even with meta themes it's a pretty weak match-up
Anonymous No.149917414
>>149917378
It's because zillafags are fucking insane and think they somehow didn't know about the novel until reddit started spamming about it for the past month when it was clear they had known about it since the cast
And probably hoping/coping it's similar to Wally vs Sonic even though that verdict got flipped because of last minute comic autism they found
Anonymous No.149917450 >>149917465 >>149917478 >>149917481 >>149917524
The seethe when Hulk wins is going to be so funny. They never let characters go 0-3.

>b-but Goku
Special case and hardly counts since Goku has only ever fought one guy. Capeshit is already 0-3 this season too, those previous matches were obviously done first to soften the blow and negate any claims of bias when Hulk wins.
Anonymous No.149917461
>>149917120
I like Shartmaster as a character, but Dickstroke wins this easily due to his retarded scaling
Seriously, dude has some Batgod level of bullshit feats under bis belt, feats he reasonably has zero business having
Anonymous No.149917465 >>149917491
>>149917450
but Spawn won
Anonymous No.149917469
>>149917397
Yujiro one shots with an earthquake punch and rapes this jobber slut.
Anonymous No.149917474 >>149917519 >>149917526 >>149918266
Damn, did y'all see the premier? I wasn't expecting for it to end with Captain Planet showing up and turning them both into fucking trees for polluting the Earth with radiation.

Anyway, next time is Iron Man vs Kamen Rider Build. Predictions?
Anonymous No.149917478
>>149917450
Yup yup my hero is a fuarking special needs case
Anonymous No.149917481
>>149917450
and Omni-Man
Anonymous No.149917486 >>149917512
Godzilla versus The Incredible Hulk
Godzilla versus The Credible Hulk
Godzilla versus The Sensible Hulk
Godzilla versus The Reasonable Hulk
Anonymous No.149917491 >>149917496 >>149917500 >>149917516 >>149917518 >>149917523 >>149917628
>>149917465
Spawn isn’t capeshit.
Anonymous No.149917496
>>149917491
yes he is
Anonymous No.149917500
>>149917491
>Has a cape
>Writing is shit
Anonymous No.149917502
Anonymous No.149917512 >>149917540 >>149919501
>>149917486
The Hulk vs Godzilla
The Hulk vs Satanzilla
The Hulk vs Angelzilla
The Hulk vs Atheistzilla
Anonymous No.149917513
>>149916807 (OP)
shouldn't hulk win easily unless they pull out the storyboard for the shin godzilla 2 never ever
Anonymous No.149917516
>>149917491
He's the biggest capeshitter of all. Look how big his cape is.
Anonymous No.149917518
>>149917491
he has an actual cape and everything
Anonymous No.149917519
>>149917474
>Marvel episode 3 times in a row
Nice try
Anonymous No.149917523
>>149917491
Spawn is literally as capeshit as Invincible
Anonymous No.149917524
>>149917450
>those previous matches were obviously done first to soften the blow and negate any claims of bias when Hulk wins.
Wouldn't Simon losing get more "bias" accusations?
Anonymous No.149917526
>>149917474
Jarvis, just fuck my shit up
Anonymous No.149917530
mmmmm....think about how stinky the average cape must be from my HERO getting his shit on it constantly....
Anonymous No.149917535 >>149917552 >>149917558 >>149917573 >>149917594 >>149917642
Anonymous No.149917540
>>149917512
The Hulk vs Agnosticzilla
Anonymous No.149917543 >>149917549 >>149917554
>retards now pretending that capeshit doesn’t exclusively refer to Marvel and DC
Anonymous No.149917548 >>149917556 >>149917563
>scat fantasies
Favorite character?
Anonymous No.149917549 >>149917566
>>149917543
>Invincible exists
Anonymous No.149917552
>>149917535
Both of them are also immeasurably retarded
Anonymous No.149917554
>>149917543
when has it ever?
Anonymous No.149917556
>>149917548
Godzilla obviously
Anonymous No.149917558 >>149917595
>>149917535
Aren't there like 50 Barry Allen stories that show that this is a bad idea
Anonymous No.149917563 >>149917578 >>149917616
>>149917548
Wile E. Coyote, supergenius!
Anonymous No.149917566 >>149917590 >>149917612 >>149917645 >>149918231
>>149917549
Nobody considers Invincible as capeshit, retard.
Anonymous No.149917573 >>149917594
>>149917535
>Traveling through time with speed is Immeasurable

Oh...
Anonymous No.149917578 >>149917606
>>149917563
…'s prey, the Road Runner
Anonymous No.149917581 >>149917855
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RNZ5qylG3qk&pp=ygUKVGhlIGJvb3RzIA%3D%3D
Anonymous No.149917590 >>149917619
>>149917566
>Invincitard insecure about his show being capeshit
Anonymous No.149917594
>>149917573
>>149917535
...........
Anonymous No.149917595 >>149917615
>>149917558
Arry Ballen is stuck in the perpetual faggotry of unchanging status quo, none of these stories actually mean anything
He can't save mom because that's his comic history needs her to stay dead that's all
Anonymous No.149917606 >>149917648
>>149917578
....'s vassal Wile.
Anonymous No.149917612
>>149917566
Cuckvincible is peak capeshit, lil bro.
Anonymous No.149917615
>>149917595
>Arry Ballen
>He can't save mom because that's his comic history needs her to stay dead that's all
Anonymous No.149917616 >>149917629
>>149917563
Anonymous No.149917619 >>149917706
>>149917590
he's right. Invincible is widely considered to be a masterfully crafted space opera
Anonymous No.149917628
>>149917491
Yes he fucking is
Anonymous No.149917629 >>149917659
>>149917616
Post Wile having a canon win.
Anonymous No.149917642 >>149917670
>>149917535
>Can take you back to the past
>To play the shitty games that suck ass
Anonymous No.149917645 >>149917663
>>149917566
Literally everyone who isn't retarded considers Invincible capeshit. It's literally a "what if Superman but evil" story.
Anonymous No.149917648 >>149917668
>>149917606
…current meal Road Runner (Shitpostingius Faggotius)
Anonymous No.149917651 >>149917684
THE ONLY REASON WHY PEOPLE ROOTED FOR TOM WAS BECAUSE THEY RELATED TO HIM MORE
Anonymous No.149917657
Are there any Human Male vs Female Anthro fights?
Anonymous No.149917659 >>149917683
>>149917629
https://youtu.be/pjbeO_I8iUI?si=KsIGRT4rvNmC6SEr
Anonymous No.149917663
>>149917645
>faggot delusions
Anonymous No.149917664 >>149917675 >>149917697
Invincible doesn't know what it wants to be, which ironically makes it the most capeshitty capeshit possible.
Anonymous No.149917668 >>149917704
>>149917648
.....'s unable-to-catch-him slave Wile E. Coyote (Tierelevenus Subwallicus).
Anonymous No.149917670 >>149919792
>>149917642
Anonymous No.149917672
Tom and Coyote vs Kratos and Asura
Anonymous No.149917675 >>149917698
>>149917664
>lemme just satirize other comics by doing exactly what they do but worse
Anonymous No.149917683 >>149917690
>>149917659
>canon
Anonymous No.149917684
>>149917651
What do you mean only, like yeah of course people relate to Tom more. Is that not a valid reason to root for one character over another?
Anonymous No.149917690 >>149917700
>>149917683
>Looney Tunes
>canon

We don't do that here.
Anonymous No.149917697
>>149917664
>Invincible doesn't know what it wants to be
The bland pastiche of most basic DC and Marvel storylines, only with blood and gore.
Anonymous No.149917698 >>149917718
>>149917675
Invincible is a love letter to the Odyssey.
But you're not cultured or mature enough to have that conversation.
Anonymous No.149917700 >>149917716
>>149917690
>Wile losing all of the epic shonen scaling he got in the episode out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.149917704 >>149917725
>>149917668
…jobbing to generic brands products slowpoke rival the Road Runner
Anonymous No.149917706
>>149917619
This, Invincible is capeKINO
Anonymous No.149917714
>comparing Invincible to the Odyssey
Shitvincible fags are delusional
Anonymous No.149917716
>>149917700
>Yes, because it's funny, that's how Looney Tunes works
Anonymous No.149917718 >>149917758
>>149917698
>Odyssey
You mean to the Foundation and Dune series, right, zoomer?
Anonymous No.149917725 >>149917745
>>149917704
...OWNING the company that has made trillions off the patronage of Cuck E. Coyote.
Anonymous No.149917729 >>149917742 >>149917755
what is Wile's counter to this?
Anonymous No.149917734 >>149917786
Anonymous No.149917735
>Better deconstruction of super heroes than Shitvincible
Anonymous No.149917742
>>149917729
Nothing, but it just knocks his head into his body and makes him turn towards the camera and hold up a sign that says "Ouch"
Anonymous No.149917745
>>149917725
fuck you
Anonymous No.149917753 >>149917764
>deconstruction
Stop.
https://www.reddit.com/
Go home.
Anonymous No.149917755
>>149917729
Shoot him with a 20 meters military grade Anti-aircraft warfare (made by acme).
Get put in extensive care because it backfired
Anonymous No.149917758 >>149917773 >>149917788 >>149917804
>>149917718
Absolutely not. Kirkman has a degree in Classical Literature and often incorporates Homeric elements into his work.
But again, you're not half as smart as you think you are.
Anonymous No.149917764
>>149917753
Agreed. Shitvincible fags, go home.
Anonymous No.149917770 >>149917772
>Comparing SHODyssey to GOATvincible
SHODysseyfags are delusional.
Anonymous No.149917772
>>149917770
yes
Anonymous No.149917773
>>149917758
>often incorporates Homeric elements
Yes, his writing is on par with Simpsons in their later seasons.
Anonymous No.149917778
YIPPIE
Anonymous No.149917779 >>149917784
kirkman often incorporates homoerotic elements into his work
Anonymous No.149917783 >>149917815
Your hero wins their DB, but is then revealed to be canonically gay and polygamous.
Anonymous No.149917784
>>149917779
just like /dbg/ with the threads
Anonymous No.149917785 >>149917810
>solos invincible
Anonymous No.149917786
>>149917734
nothing beats this short
Anonymous No.149917788 >>149917808
>>149917758
Kneel to the KirkGOD
Anonymous No.149917797
Invincible fag mother often incorporates crackheads dick into her vagina.
Anonymous No.149917798 >>149917809
>>149916807 (OP)
Invincible is the ultimate proof that superheroes can have a fist of iron and skin of steel, but maintain a heart of pure gold.
Marvel and DC are sorely lacking in comparison.
Anonymous No.149917803
Anonymous No.149917804 >>149918053
>>149917758
>Super heroes are based on classic literature
>Superman is based on John Carter of Mars
>John Carter was a Confederate

Oh, so that's why he's red and blue! It all makes sense!
Anonymous No.149917808
>>149917788
>Still can't write his way out of a paper bag and is completely mindbroken by capeshit
Kirksissy deserves our pity, nothing more.
Anonymous No.149917809
>>149917798
And also hold back their durability to make fights seem more tense
Anonymous No.149917810
>>149917785
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!
Anonymous No.149917815 >>149917822
>>149917783
You mean Superman?
Anonymous No.149917820 >>149917913
>Yuji after casually one shotting Denji because he thought that he was stronger
Anonymous No.149917822
>>149917815
no I mean Mario
Anonymous No.149917827
/dbg/? seething about Invincible? golly, what a surprise!
Anonymous No.149917834 >>149917841 >>149917853 >>149917869 >>149917872 >>149917904 >>149917940
I just challenged Gojo Satoru and he defeated me in every round and made me suck his dick. I-I will beat him in the rematch though!
Anonymous No.149917839 >>149917856 >>149917869
These threads ruined my fucking life. I've started to watch actual cuckold porn because of you all. I hate you
Anonymous No.149917840
>SHITvincible
Hulk solos the verse.
Anonymous No.149917841
>>149917834
Mario…
Anonymous No.149917848 >>149917868
Don't take the Invincible poster seriously
Anonymous No.149917852 >>149918006
It’s going to be really funny when DB doesn’t mention the Ultima novel at all. Mofos really think they spent $10,000+ to have that shit translated? Kek.
Anonymous No.149917853 >>149917892 >>149917947
>>149917834
We know, Makima.
Anonymous No.149917855
>>149917581
Modern Batman would snap her neck right there just so he can spend more time with the Joker
Anonymous No.149917856 >>149917875 >>149917877
>>149917839
Robert Kirkman...
Anonymous No.149917858
>solo invincible
Anonymous No.149917868 >>149917942 >>149917984
>>149917848
Invincibleposters are just doing what KINGtos posters did since it's effective and just as expected it worked
Anonymous No.149917869
>>149917834
Goku...
>>149917839
Bejita...
Anonymous No.149917872
>>149917834
Mark Grayson…
Anonymous No.149917875
>>149917856
Stop tha, I'm being serious for once
Anonymous No.149917877
>>149917856
Cuckman started that way before all this
Anonymous No.149917882 >>149917888 >>149917919 >>149917952
Anonymous No.149917888
>>149917882
HulkGODS....
Anonymous No.149917892
>>149917853
'kima is busy losing to Postal Dude
Anonymous No.149917895
I'M BEING SERIOUS, YOU MADE ME ADDICTED TO KEKOLDRY, I CAN BARELY GET HARD ON NORMAL PORN ANYMORE
Anonymous No.149917904
>>149917834
No need to share your intimacy with your boyfriend Geto
Anonymous No.149917913 >>149917925 >>149917930
>>149917820
Yuji after Denji tells him how sexy it is to watch Yoru fuck Big Black American Males
Anonymous No.149917919 >>149917980
>>149917882
Anonymous No.149917925
>>149917913
Yuji isn't like that. Please don't say such dumb things.
Anonymous No.149917928 >>149917935
Who would be a good match for him?
Anonymous No.149917930
>>149917913
Why would Yuji cry though
Anonymous No.149917935
>>149917928
>>149917397
Anonymous No.149917940
>>149917834
>Robert Kirkman, perched slightly askew on a convention chair, stroked his chin with the air of a philosopher contemplating the very fabric of existence.
> "Ah, the question of absolute power," he began, his voice a low rumble, imbued with an almost theatrical gravitas. "For the Occidental pantheon, one scarcely needs to look beyond the caped titans of Viltrum; their very conception was an exercise in unfettered, planetary devastationβ€”a terrifying efficiency of force made flesh. Yet, the Orient… ah, there the calculus becomes exquisitely intricate."
>"Goku, the Saiyan paragon, certainly possesses a prodigious, perhaps even limitless, wellspring of kinetic energy, an ever-escalating crescendo of destruction. And Kenshiro, the heir to Hokuto Shinken, whose very touch can unravel a foe from within, a master of precise, internal ruination. Both formidable, undeniably."
>Kirkman leaned forward, a conspiratorial glint in his eye. "But then, one must consider Gojo Satoru. No amount of raw force, no perfectly aimed pressure point, can surmount the absolute, unbreachable defense of the Six Eyes coupled with Limitless."
>"Indeed, the very thought sends a delightful shiver down my spine… Gojo Satoru, with his boundless technique and conceptually impregnable defense, might very well be the singular Eastern force capable of giving even the average Viltrumite pause. It is, perhaps, the closest a character has come to true, unassailable power." He finished, a look of serene, almost cosmic finality on his face.
Anonymous No.149917942 >>149918013
>>149917868
You know, the KINGtos posting hasn’t been that bad. Last thread was pretty calm.
Anonymous No.149917947 >>149917994
>>149917853
...'s Slave Spiderman
Anonymous No.149917952 >>149918024
>>149917882
You're a monster no longer...
Anonymous No.149917964
Goku could break through Gojo's Limitless by screaming and making a portal to him
Anonymous No.149917980
>>149917919
You know, that reminds me
All for One really was a fucking fraud. Dude got absolutely humiliated and only presented any sort of threat because plot needed him to. Even the final fight was just
>You got beat
>NU-UH! *pulls new bullshit abilities out of his ass*
Repeated several times
Anonymous No.149917984 >>149918012 >>149918025
>>149917868
I don't really get it. Why do people fall for something as ridiculous as equating Invincible with the Odyssey? That's just silly.
Anonymous No.149917985
You are a kaiju no longer…
Anonymous No.149917994
>>149917947
Spidey would never be so lucky.
Anonymous No.149917996
You are a man no longer...
Anonymous No.149918006 >>149918094
>>149917852
They've possibly considered it due to Alapu Upala. And like, you people said the exact same shit for Work Soul and Final Drill, neither of which have official translations. They still gave them to Simon.
Anonymous No.149918012 >>149918023
>>149917984
Because it's funnier than the mindless
>SHARTZILLA HAHAH
>SHARTYHULK HEHEHEH
Babbling
Anonymous No.149918013 >>149918160
>>149917942
It is a time of day thing. Early morning in the US is generally when the most sane posting happens.
Anonymous No.149918019 >>149918035 >>149918036 >>149918064 >>149918080 >>149918167 >>149918185
Does Odysseus have any good match ups?
Anonymous No.149918023
>>149918012
Yeah I guess that's fair.
Anonymous No.149918024 >>149918055 >>149918078 >>149918334
>>149917952
Unironically why did Sony turn Kratos into a onions reddit dad?
Anonymous No.149918025 >>149918031
>>149917984
Because people are actually butthurt about Invincible for some fucking reason
Anonymous No.149918031 >>149918084
>>149918025
Because it's shit.
Anonymous No.149918035 >>149918185
>>149918019
Someone recommended Sinbad on the recent ballot banter, that seems the most fitting and best
Anonymous No.149918036
>>149918019
Homer vs Homer
Anonymous No.149918053
>>149917804
Give me a match for Captain Confederacy
Anonymous No.149918055
>>149918024
Because we must be Better Men.
Anonymous No.149918064 >>149918097 >>149918185
>>149918019
Sinbad's good. Maybe Beowulf?
Anonymous No.149918078 >>149918311
>>149918024
Because the original dev team either left or got old and really embarrassed of their previous work and thought that Kratos of all characters needs to grow up and be a wholesome father figure
Anonymous No.149918080 >>149918103
>>149918019
Version of the story depends, but he's roughly peak human
Anonymous No.149918084 >>149918091
>>149918031
It's schlock but not worth getting mad over
Anonymous No.149918091
>>149918084
True.
Anonymous No.149918094
>>149918006
Retard, those were done by someone outside the team. You seriously can’t be comparing an hour long audio tape to a 400 page thick ass novel filled with schizo pseudoscience babbling.
Anonymous No.149918095 >>149918107 >>149918147
>>149916807 (OP)
PEW PEW Death Battle
Anonymous No.149918097
>>149918064
Biowolf was clearly superhuman. He's more in line with Achilles and stuff.
Anonymous No.149918103 >>149918119
>>149918080
Odysseus is 1/4 Greek god, IIRC
Anonymous No.149918107
>>149918095
Backshot is black and not anime, so he just can't lose to a silly anime chick.
Anonymous No.149918111 >>149918153 >>149918902 >>149918917
Holy shit! I wasn't expecting for them to do two TTGL vs DC episodes in the same season, but I'm all for it! Next time is Anti-Spiral vs Anti-Monitor, my dudes!

redictions?
Anonymous No.149918119 >>149918132
>>149918103
Yet he never demonstrates any abhuman abilities.
Anonymous No.149918132 >>149918149
>>149918119
His bow was too difficult for 108 men to string, at least
Anonymous No.149918147
>>149918095
Deadshot is MFTL+ due to Flash scaling. Yes, his power is just to shoot good, what about it?
Anonymous No.149918149
>>149918132
At the same time? How do 108 dudes string a bow together?
Anonymous No.149918153 >>149918169 >>149918188
>>149918111
I've always wondered, are those things in Anti-Monitor's face his teeth, or are they just really wrinkled lips?
Anonymous No.149918160
>>149918013
Last thread was relatively calm too.
Anonymous No.149918167 >>149918185 >>149918186
>>149918019
Sinbad is the best choice
Anonymous No.149918169
>>149918153
It's the teef. Just look at any decent illustration of him
Anonymous No.149918185 >>149918250
>>149918019
>>149918167
>>149918035
>>149918064
What would the Odysseus vs Sinbad shitposting look like?
Anonymous No.149918186 >>149918209 >>149918263
>>149918167
>Battle starts
>Neither of them can actually arrive to the place of the duel and are sidetracked by other shit
Anonymous No.149918188
>>149918153
He's a weird striated stone man
Anonymous No.149918209
>>149918186
Zoro vs Erza
Anonymous No.149918218 >>149918242 >>149918257 >>149918275 >>149918285
>>149916807 (OP)
Doesn't matter. Both lose to Franklin.
Anonymous No.149918231
>>149917566
You're right Invincible is just shit shit
Anonymous No.149918242 >>149918254 >>149918297
>>149918218
Why were women so upset about this?
Anonymous No.149918250
>>149918185
Remove kebab
Anonymous No.149918254 >>149918288
>>149918242
>women

There's your answer.
Anonymous No.149918257 >>149918292
>>149918218
Godzilla and OBA Hulk stomp
Anonymous No.149918263
>>149918186
Kek
Anonymous No.149918266
>>149917474
Cross series scaling is carrying build
Anonymous No.149918275
>>149918218
Shitlin Shitcards is so fucking retarded as a character. But then again Marvel has a weird fetish for kids and teenagers with multiverse-warping powers, preferably if they can be made gay
Anonymous No.149918285 >>149918302
>>149918218
No one on planet Earth cares about Franklin Richards.
Anonymous No.149918288 >>149918315 >>149918370
>>149918254
Post matches where men beat women to appease the Misogyny Gods.
Anonymous No.149918292
>>149918257
Skateboardsissies could never have this much fun.
Anonymous No.149918297 >>149918316 >>149918412
>>149918242
He is pretty bad, but here it made their all powerful girlbosses look like small fry
Anonymous No.149918302
>>149918285
True, but it gets women mad, so it's funny.
Anonymous No.149918311
>>149918078
Well ni because Jaffe was GOWIII and 18+Ragnarok.
Anonymous No.149918315 >>149918329
>>149918288
Makima is built to lose. She's perfectly designed and calibrated, sanctified and consecrated to job.
Anonymous No.149918316 >>149918331 >>149918333 >>149918357 >>149918371
>>149918297
All that reality warping power and he doesn't use it to make Spiderman, his literally favorite super hero and Uncle, life better
Anonymous No.149918321
when my winner got a vasectomy the doctor said he had a big dick
Anonymous No.149918326
Anonymous No.149918329
>>149918315
Perfect women.
Anonymous No.149918331
>>149918316
Peter is supposed to suffer
Anonymous No.149918333
>>149918316
With Great Power(c) there must also come Great Responsibility(tm)
Anonymous No.149918334 >>149918350 >>149918382
>>149918024
To be fair there's not really anything else you could have done with him that'd be interesting. If the Norse games were just him exactly retreading the Greek trilogy it'd be pretty boring
They clearly went way too far with it especially in Ragnarok but it didn't seem that bad at the outset
Anonymous No.149918350
>>149918334
should've had him beat the Demiurge and then go to the birth of Jesus
Anonymous No.149918357 >>149918394
>>149918316
Franklin can't do shit because he lost his powers and got told to GTFO
Anonymous No.149918370 >>149918388 >>149918398 >>149918739
>>149918288
>Zoro blud is desperate to fight some literal who woman, so he can duck this match up
Why are you scared of Yami?
Anonymous No.149918371
>>149918316
Even Franklin jobs to the Marvel editorial staff
Anonymous No.149918382
>>149918334
They could always have Kratos chilling in Scandinavia, but then get suspicious when gods start to stir shit up and investigate because it reminds him of what happened in Greece and he wants to stop similar thing from happening here too.
There, you have the beginning of a redemption arc and no weird God of Cope better man weirdness
Anonymous No.149918386
>Incels are getting uppity
Anonymous No.149918388 >>149918402 >>149918415
>>149918370
Nah, I just like to see women die.
Anonymous No.149918394 >>149918456 >>149918477
>>149918357
Didn't Xavier literally steal Franklin's powers at one point and try to destroy the universe?
Anonymous No.149918397 >>149918409
Makima's dick is bigger than yours.
Anonymous No.149918398 >>149918415 >>149918447
>>149918370
she was a hot literally who
Anonymous No.149918402
>>149918388
Ben...
Anonymous No.149918407 >>149918518
>m*sogyny
Get the FUCK out!
Anonymous No.149918409 >>149918420 >>149918435 >>149918443 >>149918466 >>149918790
>>149918397
Last digit is the size of Makima's futa penis in inches.
Anonymous No.149918412
>>149918297
Why did you feel the need to preface by saying he's pretty bad?
That's mean
Anonymous No.149918415
>>149918388
>>149918398
Fair, my bad.
Anonymous No.149918420 >>149918453
>>149918409
Holy shit I KNEEL
Anonymous No.149918435 >>149918445 >>149918453
>>149918409
I don't kneel, I BEND OVER....
Anonymous No.149918441 >>149918453 >>149918470
I wish Makima filled my bussy with her devil seed...
Anonymous No.149918443 >>149918489
>>149918409
Kobeni and Power are so lucky...
Anonymous No.149918445
>>149918435
I mean, based, but calm down
Anonymous No.149918447 >>149918451
>>149918398
Wife.
Anonymous No.149918451
>>149918447
Mario…
Anonymous No.149918453
>>149918420
>>149918435
>>149918441
Denji...
Anonymous No.149918456
>>149918394
That was clearly a dream you had anon, Marvel editorial would have remembered if that ever happened.
Anonymous No.149918459
Come on, you are better than this, guys. Focus on something else.
Anonymous No.149918466 >>149918488
>>149918409
GOJOSISTERS RUUUUUUUUUUN!
Anonymous No.149918470 >>149918490 >>149918493 >>149918502 >>149918510
>>149918441
Last digit is this anon's favorite character
1 - Invincible
2 - KINGtos
3 - CHADsura
4 - Denji
5 - Hulk
6 - Godzilla
7 - Goku
8 - Superman
9 - Simon
0 - Kyle
Dubs is Hal
Anonymous No.149918472
DESTROYERS
Anonymous No.149918477
>>149918394
That was Onslaught, basically a schizo Xavier mixed with Magneto
Anonymous No.149918488
>>149918466
No matter the size, Makima's cock can't break through the infinity.
Anonymous No.149918489 >>149918517
>>149918443
>Futa on female
Undeniably the straightest pairing to exist.
Anonymous No.149918490
>>149918470
Based KyleCHAD knows how to enjoy a good futa when he sees one
Anonymous No.149918493 >>149918512 >>149918566
>>149918470
You already know.
Anonymous No.149918502
>>149918470
>Kyle
Kyle? Kyle Katarn?
Anonymous No.149918505 >>149918523 >>149918550
Last digit of this post is Goku's penis size in inches
Second last digit of this post is Gojo's
Anonymous No.149918510
>>149918470
Uh, Lucas Simon-bros? Don't tell me Jade was packing something extra down there.....
Anonymous No.149918512
>>149918493
Oh fuvck my knees CHADsura please don't delete my universe
Anonymous No.149918516 >>149918534 >>149918544
>>149916807 (OP)
Just have a thought of this matchup and I wonder
who will win in this fight between CSM Four horsemen (Makima, Yoru, Fami and Lil D) vs The Lich from Adventure Time with their max powers
Anonymous No.149918517 >>149918544
>>149918489
it goes beyond straight and into the realm of the holy divine, ordained by God as our rightful future and final happiness
Anonymous No.149918518 >>149918565
>>149918407
BASED! This is a KINGtos general. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
Anonymous No.149918523
>>149918505
>MTF trans Makima x FTM trans Gojo
H-hot
Anonymous No.149918524
Anonymous No.149918528
godzilla wins
Anonymous No.149918534 >>149918556 >>149918666
>>149918516
Makima and Yoru carrying the team while Kiga shits herself and Shi-chan mouth breathes and maybe sends Falling to pretend she's on the team
Anonymous No.149918538
Anonymous No.149918544
>>149918516
Horsefus job. That's just what they do.
>>149918517
My fellow man of culture
Anonymous No.149918545
godzilla wins
Anonymous No.149918546
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
Anonymous No.149918550
>>149918505
So that's why Gojo was so mesmerized by Miguel's "frightening" physique...
Anonymous No.149918556
>>149918534
I mean, this is a reasonable scenario.
Anonymous No.149918562 >>149918614 >>149918627
Anonymous No.149918565 >>149918612
>>149918518
Who the fuck is Bruno
Anonymous No.149918566
>>149918493
mmmmmmnn… Asura’s kissable neck and chest…
Anonymous No.149918578
>>149916807 (OP)
I really hope Hulk wins this one, I'm tired of Godzilla glazing even if the lizard is kinda cool
Anonymous No.149918580
Hulk will win.
Anonymous No.149918582 >>149918609 >>149918630 >>149918851
Evens, Makima fucks Gojo with her 9-incher
Odds, Makima takes Gojo's strap
Anonymous No.149918609 >>149918617
>>149918582
What
Anonymous No.149918612 >>149918646
>>149918565
A GOW dev Kratosfag powerscalers love to harass.
Anonymous No.149918614 >>149919453
>>149918562
>Some people debate which manga characters could beat your gods in a fight
And some just turn said gods into sexy girls who then fuck their little brothers and this gets popular enough that a hentai doujjn gets a legit non-porn manga reimagining with less sex and more drama
I'm talking about Shub-Niggurath
Anonymous No.149918617 >>149918636
>>149918609
gojo is a lesbian
Anonymous No.149918627 >>149918641
>>149918562
Why is Lovecraft in Hell?
Anonymous No.149918630
>>149918582
At this point this is irreFUTAble.
Anonymous No.149918636
>>149918617
WHAT
Anonymous No.149918638
>>149917078
He's appearing in IDW Ninja Turtles and DC again.
Anonymous No.149918641
>>149918627
he never returned this book from the library
Anonymous No.149918642
9 million universes lowballed
Anonymous No.149918646
>>149918612
Poor dude. Getting accosted by literal schizos babbling about some retarded shit he has no idea about
Anonymous No.149918659
Anonymous No.149918662 >>149918674
DEEEEEEEEEEEEATH TO ALLLLLLLL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Anonymous No.149918666
>>149918534
But can it be enough to beat the Lich?
Anonymous No.149918669 >>149918694 >>149918709 >>149918718 >>149918783 >>149918837 >>149918979 >>149919012 >>149919092
Last digit is who will fuck you with futa 9-inches.
1 - Samus
2 - Rogue
3 - Wonder Woman
4 - Felicia
5 - Taokaka
6 - Chun-Li
7 - Mai Shiranui
8 - Rainbow Dash
9 - Zelda
0 - Peach
Anonymous No.149918674
>>149918662
Anonymous No.149918692 >>149918696
With this 0 all futa cocks are made into 2 inchers.
Anonymous No.149918694
>>149918669
All of them, at once.
Anonymous No.149918696
>>149918692
>92
Anonymous No.149918703 >>149918711 >>149918712 >>149918714 >>149918730 >>149918732
Last two digits are KINGtos' length
Anonymous No.149918709
>>149918669
Nah, this isn't it. The dick size joke was funny because it was very simple and stupid. You're overcomplicating it to the point of it feeling too artificial. Kinda like when big corpos start posting memes on their official social accounts, you know?
Anonymous No.149918711
>>149918703
>03
Anonymous No.149918712
>>149918703
>03
N'aaaaaaw....
Anonymous No.149918714
>>149918703
>03
KEK
Anonymous No.149918718 >>149918742
>>149918669
Dubs and I fuck Reimu
Anonymous No.149918730
>>149918703
why did Norsetos shrink?
Anonymous No.149918732
>>149918703
>03
SMALLDICKtos...
Anonymous No.149918735 >>149918749 >>149918816 >>149918872
I'm a simple power scaler. I scale what I see. And who do I see when I look at Kratos from GoW?

I see a really strong and resilient guy. Like peak human with herculean strenght. But he still gets hurt like a normal human and is tied to the laws of physics so he doesn't move faster than the fastest sprinter.
A man who lives in a world where Gods are a lot more grounded than in myth.
Anonymous No.149918739
>>149918370
Isn't Fairy Tail more popular than the manga literally kicked off of shounen jump
Anonymous No.149918740
We really have nothing to talk about huh
Anonymous No.149918742
>>149918718
Horsecock it is, then.
Anonymous No.149918745 >>149918777 >>149918804 >>149918810
Your favorite character? Weak.
Anonymous No.149918749
>>149918735
Forgot to mention the last digit is my dick size btw
Anonymous No.149918751 >>149918792
With this last digit, Greektos puts Norsetos’s tiny pecker to shame.
Anonymous No.149918754
Be nice to him, he grew a little from last time.
Anonymous No.149918758 >>149918779
I thought that this was about Death Battle. Why is everyone talking about dicks and futas?
Anonymous No.149918763
oh fuck here comes yakopoo
Anonymous No.149918777
>>149918745
>Doesn't work on Death Battle because has only one scene and only attack is a slash that destroys the cosmology
Anonymous No.149918779 >>149918790 >>149918817
>>149918758
Kratos broke /DBG/ into cock obsessed fags
Anonymous No.149918783 >>149918809
>>149918669
RAINBOW DASH
RAINBOW DASH
RAINBOW DASH
Anonymous No.149918790 >>149918838
>>149918779
It was Makima.
>>149918409
Anonymous No.149918792
>>149918751
it's ok Kratos, Greeks found tiny penises aesthetic
Anonymous No.149918793 >>149918815 >>149918821
Last 2 digits are Gojo's dick size.
Anonymous No.149918796 >>149918829
Do you pronounce WOG as "W", "O", "G' or do you pronounce like it was "wog" like the slur?
Anonymous No.149918804
>>149918745
>Is weak to any form of poison damage
>Loses to even low tier bullet hells
Anonymous No.149918805 >>149918859 >>149918901 >>149918908
What are some popular episodes you don't care about / dislike?
I think Optimus vs Gundam sucked even as a concept, obvious stomp with zero connections. Animation isn't bad, but it's clear they couldn't care less about Gundam when you compare it against other more fanservice-y fights. Didn't even get Amuro's suit right.
Anonymous No.149918809
>>149918783
I'm not taking no Wonder Woman, give me the horse
Anonymous No.149918810
>>149918745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkmOqXlrkCM
Anonymous No.149918815
>>149918793
HOLY SHIT!
Anonymous No.149918816 >>149918872
>>149918735
>where Gods are a lot more grounded than in myth.
All gods in GoW are basically just buff dudes who can shoot energy projectiles. Only Zeus and Poseidon displayed actual bullshit powers you'd expect of them and Kratos needed assistance to take them down.
Everyone else throws hands like they are in Street Fighter, just brawling with some projectile or other mumbo jumbo.
Anonymous No.149918817
>>149918779
>into
>implying
Anonymous No.149918821
>>149918793
Fuark... what a BEAST...
Anonymous No.149918829
>>149918796
I just say "Word of God".
Anonymous No.149918837
>>149918669
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY! Halbro btw!
Anonymous No.149918838 >>149918900
>>149918790
Stop talking about Makima's futacock.
Anonymous No.149918844
K as in "KIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGTTTOOOOSSSS!"
I as in "Is that KINGtos?"
N as in "No way can KINGtos lose."
G as in "Gods be praised, KINGtos is there."
T as in "Tony, get out of the way, you're blocking KINGtos."
O as in "Oh my God, it's KINGtos."
S as in "Sleep tight tonight, KINGtos is watching..."
Anonymous No.149918851
>>149918582
OH YES!
Anonymous No.149918853
Last two digits are Deku's dick size in inches.
Anonymous No.149918858
last digit is the size of Disintegration Man's cock in feet
Anonymous No.149918859 >>149918882 >>149918965
>>149918805
Weirdly Ben said on his old blogs he loved UC Gundam after watching it for the episode and wanted to spend an entire cast gushing about Zeta, and was disappointed when Amuro got stomped as hard as he did. I wonder if that's why Sayla made it in.
Anonymous No.149918867 >>149918887 >>149918919
We need a DB between worst, most deadbeat fathers
Anonymous No.149918872 >>149918988
>>149918735
>>149918816
Yeah, also you had Hermes who got hurt badly just from crashing into a building. I don’t know where all this multiversal GOW shit came from but it makes the games seem like fanfiction to the actual fanfiction of GOW wankers.
Anonymous No.149918876 >>149918909
STOP TALKING ABOUT PENISES
Anonymous No.149918882 >>149918965
>>149918859
>Since Nick left Death Battle, we ran into some obstacles working around filling his role without affected the quality of the show. Despite everything he was already doing while running the brand, Sean stepped up to handle Nick's dropped duties as best as he could. While he'd done a phenomenal job with his episodes thus far, managing ScrewAttack comes first, so for this one I jumped in to take some of the load off his back and help with the research and writing more than I usually do. I took on Gundam, watching and reading through all of the Universal Century Gundam franchise.

>Years ago, I'd done all this for Gundam Wing to make Tigerzord VS Gundam Epyon. I had previously heard that Gundam Wing was the best Mobile Suit Gundam series out there, and while it was really cool, I was unfortunately a little underwhelmed. So I didn't have stellar expectations for this giant robot story. But hot damn, it turns out this OG Gundam shit is my jam!! I had a blast working on this episode, and if I could I would gleefully dedicate an entire episode of Death Battle Cast just to praise Zeta Gundam in all its brilliance! Not even kidding, go watch the original series. Totally worth it.

>It's not often that I'm a little sad about the victor we choose, but I was honestly a little bummed when it became clear the Gundam stood little chance against Optimus Prime. β€˜Cuz you can't spell Optimus without O P, am I right?
Anonymous No.149918887 >>149918897 >>149918928
>>149918867
Anonymous No.149918897 >>149918913
>>149918887
Homer's mostly a good dad though, or at least well meaning, he's just slightly negligent
Anonymous No.149918900 >>149918920 >>149918923 >>149918937 >>149918946 >>149918963
>>149918838
Last two digits are the weight of Makima's boobs in kg.
Anonymous No.149918901
>>149918805
Optimus vs Amuro was popular?
To answer the question black vs zoom. Just further cemented that they're never using clark or Goku for anything other than to fight each the
Anonymous No.149918902
>>149918111
No amount of wank would save this weeb shit if this fight ever happened
Anonymous No.149918908 >>149918940 >>149918943 >>149919039 >>149919138
>>149918805
Megatron vs Frieza was a bore fest with weak reasoning for the match up.

Magneto vs Megatron is where it's at.
Anonymous No.149918909
>>149918876
WE'RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THE PENIS
Anonymous No.149918913
>>149918897
Except all those times he strangles Bart (he deserves it)
Anonymous No.149918916
Anonymous No.149918917
>>149918111
>AntiJobitor
Anonymous No.149918919
>>149918867
Who should fight Ging?
Anonymous No.149918920 >>149918933
>>149918900
>Makima is as flat as a table
Say it ain't so...
Anonymous No.149918923
>>149918900
flatly
Anonymous No.149918928
>>149918887
Composite Tree-house of Horror Homer vs Composite Cutaway Gag Peter
Anonymous No.149918933
>>149918920
Search your feelings! You know it to be true!
Anonymous No.149918937
>>149918900
This makes no sense as an actual measure
Anonymous No.149918940 >>149918981
>>149918908
Kinda crazy he made it as far as Black Frieza since they buy into Golden Freeza being Universal+
Anonymous No.149918943
>>149918908
>master of magnets
Vs
>A litteral walking tin can
Anonymous No.149918946
>>149918900
Damn even I have bigger boobs
Anonymous No.149918955 >>149918989 >>149918996
Comic fags are THE biggest pundits
>have the majority of wins in the shows history but still lose there mind when they lose even once
>straight up cry whenever the other side has a chance of winning
>"I-Izuku fans were being racist towards Miles!" And it's like one meme from Twitter doing that or it's here which is expected
>"You guys are idiots for saying Simon solos DC!" Literally nobody was saying this
>same shit with Simon is happening with Ultima
These fuckers have won almost everything yet barely lose and go insane when they do. They act like every other series is toxic when it's just them causing the bullshit. You guys are more obnoxious than any Kratosfag and that's saying something
Anonymous No.149918957
Last two digits are Gojo's boobs' weights in kg and Makima's dick length in inches.

Those two values are relative to each other, they're always the same no matter what.
Anonymous No.149918963
>>149918900
Anime fans like this
Anonymous No.149918965
>>149918859
>>149918882
I hope that at least incentivizes them to do Kamille vs Hikaru (which is what the Gundam fight should have been in the first place)
Anonymous No.149918979
>>149918669
Hoping for Samus
Anonymous No.149918981
>>149918940
>Kinda crazy he made it as far as Black Frieza
He didn't, he just pissed him off enough for Frieza to turn black on him and secure the kill, the fight was over as soon as he turned gold.
Anonymous No.149918988 >>149919094
>>149918872
I didn't play Ragnarok so I assume the obscene upscaling comes from there.
Because in Greek games even monsters are not anywhere near such power levels. I'd say the most impressive boss fight in terms of raw physical feats is final boss in Ascension or Kraken in 2.
Anonymous No.149918989
>>149918955
>lose there mind
Die listtroon
Anonymous No.149918996 >>149919014 >>149919134
>>149918955
>Composite
and
>Taking the character at their strongest
Is why comic battles are dumb. They are making up a non existing character instead of choosing a single version like a sane person.
Anonymous No.149919012
>>149918669
Dubs and I fuck any fate servant of my choice
Anonymous No.149919014
>>149918996
DC recently made the composites canon, because they're dumb.
Anonymous No.149919024
All I know about Makima's measurements is that I love her very much and this is the only thing that matters.
Anonymous No.149919039 >>149919052
>>149918908
That's retarded. If they bring Megatron back, do the /toy/ fight and have him fight Makuta Teridax and have the fight animation be stop-motion using the actual figures.
Anonymous No.149919052
>>149919039
>Makuta Teridax
Based
Anonymous No.149919054 >>149919062 >>149919064 >>149919078 >>149919088 >>149919553
Could Batman solve the Makima case?
Anonymous No.149919062
>>149919054
yes
Anonymous No.149919064 >>149919080
>>149919054
What case? That she's the control devil?
Anonymous No.149919078
>>149919054
What IS her case?
The question of whether she's a silly goose with room temperature IQ? Size of her butt? Real reason why is she so autistic?
Anonymous No.149919080 >>149919089 >>149919097 >>149919137 >>149919553
>>149919064
She causes many mysterious deaths in Japan. Yes, can he figure out her ploy and arrest her?
Anonymous No.149919084 >>149919089 >>149919553
Could they catch him?
Anonymous No.149919088
>>149919054
Uh no sorry bro, don’t you know comic geniuses are written by stupid people and can’t be smarter than real detectives?
Anonymous No.149919089
>>149919080
>>149919084
yes
Anonymous No.149919092
>>149918669
ROLLING
Anonymous No.149919094 >>149919188
>>149918988
I’d say for me it would be Cronos’s fight, despite Cronos being weakened. Kratos did have one of if not the biggest showcase of raw strength there.
Anonymous No.149919097
>>149919080
I mean yeah? He'd be annoyed that he's dealing with magic but he can 100% solve it
Anonymous No.149919101
I have nothing to contribute but I saw someone mention Felicia.
Anonymous No.149919134
>>149918996
They usually don't do full composites and taking characters at their strongest simply means that high ends are used to avoid retardation like rock level goku vs sub-rock level sonic
Anonymous No.149919137 >>149919553
>>149919080
Bro literally any reasonable person can figure this one out. Kima only got away with that because she got lucky, basically.
It's not figuring her out, but about defeating her but even that is not hard, she's an autist who got outsmarted by fucking DENJI
Anonymous No.149919138 >>149919158 >>149919179
>>149918908
>Magneto vs Megatron
I genuinely want to hear your reasoning on this, does Megatron have anything that wouldn't make this a comical shitstomp based on Magneto's powers alone?
Anonymous No.149919143 >>149919160 >>149919186
Yup, I'm homosexual
Anonymous No.149919144 >>149919172 >>149919196
Thoughts?
Anonymous No.149919157
I am genuinely buckbroken, no really.
Anonymous No.149919158
>>149919138
Connections. That's it.
Anonymous No.149919160
>>149919143
We know anonymous poster. We don't need to know your favorite character, we already knew.
Anonymous No.149919172 >>149919258
>>149919144
no
Anonymous No.149919179
>>149919138
Magneto in the comics can do that exact same thing to everyone with electromagnetism regardless if they are flesh or metal.
Anonymous No.149919186 >>149919203 >>149919209
>>149919143
Based KINGtos scholar.
Anonymous No.149919188 >>149919316
>>149919094
Damn, I forgot about this part. I guess ripping off Kronos' nail and an undead cyclops crawling out of his shoulder (with zero explanation or elaboration) displaced this moment in my memory.
Anonymous No.149919196
>>149919144
yes
Anonymous No.149919203
>>149919186
This guy really tries anything so people listen to him huh
Anonymous No.149919206 >>149919224 >>149919230 >>149919249 >>149919255
>>149916807 (OP)
None of you can stand up to the CHAMP.
Anonymous No.149919209
>>149919186
Asurabros, I think you just won.
Anonymous No.149919221
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh fuuuck I'm pissing my pants!!!
Anonymous No.149919224
>>149919206
True.
Anonymous No.149919230 >>149919243 >>149919391
>>149919206
Mr..Mr Satan SPARE ME!
Anonymous No.149919240 >>149919261
I feel like his fanbase parading him as some sort of unbeatable gag cartoon character doomed him to only have losing matchups
Anonymous No.149919243
>>149919230
Dan...
Anonymous No.149919245
Artoria WILL take the crown of queen of our threads from Makima, just you wait
Anonymous No.149919249
>>149919206
He's a real hero unlike those frauds using special effects
Anonymous No.149919255 >>149919498
>>149919206
Chainscaled Mr. Satan goes crazy
Anonymous No.149919258 >>149919294 >>149919375 >>149919413 >>149919474
>>149919172
Death Battle in Goku vs Superman 3 put the DC universe at 6.1e+20 bigger than the real life universe.

The Saint Seiya universe is 2.5e+45 times bigger than the real life universe.
Anonymous No.149919261 >>149919457
>>149919240
>some sort of unbeatable gag cartoon character
But that's all he really is.
Anonymous No.149919277 >>149919300 >>149919310
Official /db/ manga would be called Chainscaled Man.
Anonymous No.149919287 >>149919298 >>149919306 >>149919327 >>149919360
I want to rape artoria
Anonymous No.149919294 >>149919322
>>149919258
Uh which one is the bigger number?
Anonymous No.149919298
>>149919287
Why.
Anonymous No.149919300
>>149919277
Kratos would be top 1 in the verse
Anonymous No.149919306
>>149919287
Medea...
Anonymous No.149919310
>>149919277
It would be Cuckman and Jobin
Anonymous No.149919316 >>149919439
>>149919188
Kratos has good lifting and overall physical (and to a certain extent, striking) strength. It’s just his durability and speed that’s the big issue. He’s somewhat fast in the Greek games but the Norse games basically turned him into a snail in comparison.
Anonymous No.149919322
>>149919294
The "e+" is the amount of zeros after.

DC universe is "6[twenty zeros]" times bigger.
SS universe is "2[forty-five zeros]" times bigger.

Saint Seiya is bigger.
Anonymous No.149919327 >>149919357
>>149919287
I want to be raped by artoria's futa cock
Anonymous No.149919357 >>149919455
>>149919327
Gilgamesh...
Anonymous No.149919360
>>149919287
Pretty based
Anonymous No.149919375 >>149919423 >>149919427
>>149919258
One of Seiya's teammates could control a chain to stretch and cross the entire universe in a single panel to hit Saga right on the face.

Seiya by the end of the series should upscale MASSIVELY in speed from this feat.
Anonymous No.149919391
>>149919230
Superman..
Anonymous No.149919406
To Godzillafags, what's your favorite moment from the series?
Anonymous No.149919408 >>149919435 >>149919485 >>149919516 >>149919549 >>149919629 >>149919708
>>149916807 (OP)
Every animated Superman?
Fodder
Every live action Superman?
Fodder
Every comic Superman?
Fodder

Composite Superman?
Bitch made.
Anonymous No.149919413 >>149919565
>>149919258
Seiya learned to punch with the force of a Big Bang (so 2.5e+45 times above universal) and then had three sagas worth of power-ups after.
Anonymous No.149919423 >>149919458
>>149919375
Would this be relevant now that they put DC heralds at immeasurable speed and use dimensional tiering?
Anonymous No.149919427 >>149919459
>>149919375
>One of Seiya's teammates could control a chain to stretch and cross the entire universe in a single panel to hit Saga right on the face.
Nta but it says it crossed the interdimensional space, not the entire universe
Anonymous No.149919435
>>149919408
>Composite Superman
Anonymous No.149919439
>>149919316
>the Norse games basically turned him into a snail in comparison
Everyone is much slower in Norse games, both in cutscenes and during gameplay. They got rid of slightly stylised snappy movement in favor of 'realistic' one, so even when things move arguably at the same high speed as they did in Greek games, they FEEL slower. Plus there's an issue of camerawork and gameplay changes, but it's a whole other can of worms.
Anonymous No.149919453 >>149919494
>>149918614
The manga is very sweet, to be fair.
Also, the mangaka self-inserts as Shub-Niggurath, and the boy is her ideal little brother
Anonymous No.149919455 >>149919488
>>149919357
No, I don't believe this
Gil isn't THAT zesty
Anonymous No.149919457
>>149919261
Not really? His fight with Garou clearly showed otherwise. He wouldn’t need to grow, which was caused by Genos’s death, to beat Garou if he was an unbeatable gag character. The author clearly highlighted serious stakes for that battle.
Anonymous No.149919458
>>149919423
You can kind of argue for Immeasurable Saint Seiya too depending on how you translate a kanji, but I'm showing the direct feats instead, because focusing on translations about "transcending time" is fucking boring.
Anonymous No.149919459 >>149919478
>>149919427
nta but I watched the SS anime and the chain does travel across a whole universe. you could argue it was just like a visual simile kind of thing because the chain popped out in the Pope's chamber out of thin air and tagged him in the face though
Anonymous No.149919474 >>149919514
>>149919258
>The Saint Seiya universe is 2.5e+45 times bigger than the real life universe.
... based on what?
Anonymous No.149919478 >>149919546
>>149919459
It goes through a portal, crosses Saga's Another Dimension (which is a universe), then goes through another portal and hits him. That's what the manga visuals show.
Anonymous No.149919485
>>149919408
>Goku and Jiren are below bitch made fodder
Damn
Anonymous No.149919488 >>149919491 >>149919512
>>149919455
Have you ever read what he did with Enkidu in the original myths
Anonymous No.149919491
>>149919488
gay sex?
Anonymous No.149919494 >>149919534
>>149919453
Is it over? I admit I completely tuned out somewhere in the beginning when the whole plot of lil bro's uncle being one who originally summoned SN or something came up
Not because it was offensively bad but just very strange and not what i bargained for
Anonymous No.149919498 >>149919589 >>149919599 >>149919604 >>149919618 >>149919621 >>149919679
>>149919255
>chainscale
What is this new buzzword
Anonymous No.149919501
>>149917512
>The Hulk vs Atheistzilla

So the Roland Emmerich one?
Anonymous No.149919512
>>149919488
ORIGINAL MYTHS DON'T COUNT
Stop slandering Gil
Anonymous No.149919514
>>149919474
>"10^68 kilometers

Real life observable universe is 4e+23 kilometers
Anonymous No.149919516
>>149919408
Mountain Level YJ Superman can solo the ToP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME DEATH BATTLE
Anonymous No.149919524 >>149919542 >>149919552 >>149919562
Everyone in fate is town level
Anonymous No.149919534 >>149919598
>>149919494
Technically still ongoing, but it's been on hiatus for years after Pochi-sensei suffered from some major health issues. She's currently trying to write some more, but she's often busy with other jobs from bigger companies.
OVA when...
Anonymous No.149919542
>>149919524
in the OG visual novel? yes. power creep got autistic
Anonymous No.149919546
>>149919478
in the anime he said something like
>he's not in front of us, but in another universe. so go, my chain, and find him no matter how many hundreds of thousands of light years away he is, destroy him!! cross the universe!!
that was basically the gist of it. then it appeared in front of Saga's cloth, entered through its helmet and somehow teleported into Saga's chamber and tagged him. it was trippy as fuck
Anonymous No.149919549 >>149919566
>>149919408
Batman solos dragon ball
Anonymous No.149919552 >>149919561
>>149919524
Except for Mash (dinner table level) and Jeanne (instaloses to cock level)
Anonymous No.149919553 >>149919568
>>149919054
Batman can access the info of the higher ups in Japan or the US and they are aware of her true nature so yeah.
>>149919080
Powerscaled Batman obviously can, standard Batman gets obliterated.
>>149919084
No, Kira would fool Daphne and kill her, get Fred or Velma while they are alone and end them, only schooby would be a challenge because of his toon shenanigans, and even if they somehow manage to catch him he still can take them out with brute force alone.
>>149919137
You are a retard.
Makima never "got away" with anything in the first place, she was always maneuvering against the whole world who wanted her dead, what she managed to keep secret for a while was her plan with Denji.
>she's an autist who got outsmarted by fucking DENJI
First of all let me remind you that MAKIMA WON. Quite literally she kicked Pochita's ass and the only reason Denji and Pochita survived the encounter was because of an ass pull (Power as the blood devil coming out of nowhere) so from the get go you can't argue her strategy was flawed when the whole world had to break it's own rules to justify her not winning.
Second Denji explained a weakness of her character that he had the whole series to figure out, and it explicitly worked because of Denji's own personal experiences as a character and interactions with her, and even then he needed an ass pull Blood chainsaw to make his plan work
NOBODY but Denji could ever hope to succeed the way he did, once again proving how capable Makima actually was since the only thing that could defeat her was a combination of her own flaws as a character + the perfect individual that was deranged, and lucky, enough to kill her for good.
Anonymous No.149919554
If Hulk keeps challenging weaker and weaker enemies, soon he will fight Kid Goku or something.
Anonymous No.149919561 >>149919634
>>149919552
My cock specifically because she's my wife
Anonymous No.149919562
>>149919524
They are cock level more like
Anonymous No.149919565 >>149919613 >>149919647
>>149919413
Oh yeah, I forgot Shaka makes countless universes by opening his eyes in Next Dimension.

Straight up, I had forgotten about that feat. Next Dimension is that forgettable.
Anonymous No.149919566
>>149919549
No lies detected.
Anonymous No.149919568
>>149919553
Wow that's a lot of words. Shame I ain't gonna read them.
Anonymous No.149919589
>>149919498
What buzzword? Chain scaling is just
>character A is stronger than character B
>character C is stronger than character A
>so character C is stronger than character B
type shit.
Anonymous No.149919598 >>149919635
>>149919534
>on hiatus for years
Bruh...
Good for her that she's getting jobs, though.
Anonymous No.149919599
>>149919498
do you know what the links of a chain are? each one is a powerscale.
Anonymous No.149919604
>>149919498
>New
Anonymous No.149919613
>>149919565
Seiya at his peak is infinitely stronger than this.

This is because Shaka has finite Cosmo, but to get a God Cloth you need infinite Cosmo, and Seiya got a God Cloth.
Anonymous No.149919618
>>149919498
Chainscaling: when character A is strong because he scales to B who scales to C who did something or scales to D
Examples: Lore Kratos, Over-1 from Mega Man, fighting game characters
Anonymous No.149919621
>>149919498
>Character A beat Character B who fought Character C to a standstill who casually beat Character D who casually destroyed a planet
>therefore despite every other feat of Character A being below wall level they scale to character D's planet bust
Anonymous No.149919629
>>149919408
STAR LEVEL DCAU SUPERMAN M-MAKES JIREN HIS BITCH!
>sniff sniff
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.149919634 >>149919692
>>149919561
t. every master that has ever summoned her
I dunno why she's written like that but she instantly falls in love with whoever summons her
Guess she has a fetish for being abused and mindbroken
Anonymous No.149919635 >>149919712
>>149919598
IIRC, the hiatus started during the COVID lockdowns. I'm still holding out hope for more, even if the last chapter ended on a sweet note.
Anonymous No.149919639 >>149919676 >>149919733
Anyways, Gojo won
Anonymous No.149919647
>>149919565
this sequence with Shaka countering Shijima struck me as something other than literal. looked like a dream when they were bantering. and I don't mean it was a dream. just that it evoked the same surreal kind of feeling and the way things manifest in one
Anonymous No.149919650 >>149919664
... the getting pegged by Makima competition
Anonymous No.149919654
I just won the smurfing contest.
Anonymous No.149919662 >>149919689
>Anyways, Gojo won this sequence with Shaka countering Shijima struck me as something other than literal. looked like a dream when they were bantering. and I don't mean it was a dream. just that it evoked the same surreal kind of feeling and the way things manifest in one getting pegged by Makima competition
Anonymous No.149919664
>>149919650
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM
Anonymous No.149919676 >>149919696 >>149919778
>>149919639
People seethe because their fav jobber doesn't have anything to get past his sex eyes.
Anonymous No.149919679
>>149919498
welcome to powerscaling, newfriend!
Anonymous No.149919689
>>149919662
>the same surreal kind of feeling and the way things manifest in one getting pegged by Makima competition
Yeah, getting pegged by Makima competition would be really surreal. And things would certainly manifest.
Anonymous No.149919690
Makima would've canonically slobbered all over Gojo's 8 inch cock while making KEKji watch
Anonymous No.149919692
>>149919634
It's purely because every Master is supposed to represent the player, and everyone knows that Jeanne (the actual person) is the ultimate woman and wife.
This is why Jeanne is a potential love interest in almost every game she appears in.
Anonymous No.149919696
>>149919676
Don't make me call (((HIM))) Gojokek...
Anonymous No.149919704
>vnslop
Anonymous No.149919708 >>149919832
>>149919408
No you see Superman is really strong if you cherry pick all his 'feats' and wank him to the biggest number you can think of. Then he SOLOS all of fiction.

I am very smart.
Anonymous No.149919709 >>149919747
ENOUGH ABOUT PENIS LENGTH PLEASE
Anonymous No.149919712
>>149919635
>if the last chapter ended on a sweet note
I mean, still miles better than usual cliffhangers that axed manga ends with.
Anonymous No.149919718
Gojo would've canonically slobbered all over Makima's 9 inch Futacock while making KEKji watch
Anonymous No.149919722 >>149919728 >>149919771
when did this general start getting really gay?
Anonymous No.149919728
>>149919722
>start
Anonymous No.149919733
>>149919639
That's sure something he never does in his own series
Anonymous No.149919735
>>149919726
New thread
Anonymous No.149919747
>>149919709
The last number of this post is how many cocks I can take up the ass
Anonymous No.149919771
>>149919722
Homoeroticism, transgenderism, pedophilia, bestiality and cuckoldry are the five cornerstones of /dbg/. We're ALL gay, tranny, pedo, furry cucks.
And every single one of us has sucked more futa cock than you
Anonymous No.149919778
>>149919676
Anonymous No.149919787
>>149919772
>>149919772
Anonymous No.149919792
>>149917670
fucking kino
Anonymous No.149919832
>>149919708
same goes for Goku if you cling to the "universal shockwaves" and FTL dub-only statements, add on multiplier wank and ignore all the times he jobs to fire hydrants, rocks, ice and choo choo trains