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Anonymous No.149917162 >>149917188 >>149917189 >>149917407 >>149917459 >>149917536 >>149917638 >>149917843 >>149917903 >>149918383 >>149918405 >>149919354 >>149920673 >>149922082 >>149922172 >>149922403 >>149923274 >>149923441 >>149926588 >>149927095
Hypothetically speaking, would you date jinx
Anonymous No.149917188 >>149917254 >>149920894
>>149917162 (OP)
I’d marry her
Anonymous No.149917189 >>149917324 >>149917391
>>149917162 (OP)
I don't think it's smart to pop an insane woman's cherry.
Anonymous No.149917217 >>149917610
>>149917135

Eyyyyyyyyyyy, who wants for /pol/ to learn of censorship?
Anonymous No.149917254 >>149917320 >>149917332
>>149917188
Would you survive her repeated attempts to murder you tho
Anonymous No.149917320 >>149917338
>>149917254
trying to smother you by sitting on your face isn't a genuine murder attempt.
Anonymous No.149917324
>>149917189
What's the worse that can happen
Anonymous No.149917332 >>149917368
>>149917254
That’s just her way to express love… and lust… and murderous behavior…
Anonymous No.149917338
>>149917320
Hhhugvdbdjdbfjdjjdns jonk butt
Anonymous No.149917368 >>149917385
>>149917332
Hnnnhhhgvdhdhdhdhbd I want her to tie me to a chair and threaten to kill me if I leave her
Anonymous No.149917385 >>149917586
>>149917368
I want her to tie me to a chair and forcefully impregnate her
Anonymous No.149917391 >>149917617
>>149917189
Jinx isn't crazy she just needs someone to love and care for her
Anonymous No.149917407 >>149918322 >>149920584
>>149917162 (OP)
>All these people simping for a niggers leftovers
Anonymous No.149917459 >>149917604 >>149917752
>>149917162 (OP)
What's your favorite things about Jinx?
>She's rly smart
>Can kill you
>Will lovebomb you
>Smells like motor oil and explosives
Anonymous No.149917536
>>149917162 (OP)
Id refuse because I'm not good enough for her
Anonymous No.149917586
>>149917385
Sorry she doesn't know what sex is, just what Sevika told her. So she's going to stick things into you until something happens.
Anonymous No.149917604 >>149917626
>>149917459
Everything about her is my favorite thing!
Anonymous No.149917610
>>149917217
I seriously do not have a single losing move here. Enters the archive, mods cannot delete it.
Anonymous No.149917617
>>149917391
That's an unrealistic dating expectation in [current year].
Anonymous No.149917626 >>149917681
>>149917604
Umm sure but what specifically
Like if you asked her out and she said why and was going to shoot you if you answered wrong what would you say
Anonymous No.149917638
>>149917162 (OP)
No, but I would rape Viktor
Anonymous No.149917681 >>149917713
>>149917626
I think she’s really sweet and cute
Anonymous No.149917713
>>149917681
>Sweet
Didn't she kill like fifty people? Like not by accident she or self defense but because it was funny
Anonymous No.149917752 >>149917836 >>149917876
>>149917459
the naizuri potential. but really, I'd steal her guns like women steal men's hoodies.
Anonymous No.149917836
>>149917752
Hnnnnng she's so pretty why can't she be real ;_;
Anonymous No.149917843 >>149918310
>>149917162 (OP)
Anonymous No.149917876
>>149917752
I want to steal her monster hoodie
Anonymous No.149917903 >>149917937
>>149917162 (OP)
>would constantly talk shit you you(playfully)
>call you "big guy" and "Chuck"
>build you gadgets to make life easier
>Would love going dancing
>shoot guns together
Anonymous No.149917937 >>149917945
>>149917903
>tells everyone you have a small dick, so women don't try to steal you away
Anonymous No.149917945
>>149917937
Aaawhwhhhhnnnnn so cute <3
Anonymous No.149918310
>>149917843
I want to lick her hair
Anonymous No.149918322
>>149917407
Characters aren't real, bro.
Anonymous No.149918383 >>149918403
>>149917162 (OP)
I would type her manifesto while she gives me head.
Anonymous No.149918403 >>149918423 >>149918471 >>149919075
>>149918383
You mean you'll be eating her shimmer leaking pussy as she types her manifesto
Anonymous No.149918405
>>149917162 (OP)
>danger hair color

No. I wouldn't even talk to her or look at her. If your hair is dyed a color that isn't a human hair color, you don't exist.
Anonymous No.149918423
>>149918403
Not bad
Anonymous No.149918471 >>149918511
>>149918403
why would it be leaking shimmer?
Anonymous No.149918511 >>149918529 >>149918690 >>149919075
>>149918471
Jinx a bodily fluids leak shimmer when she gets excited
Anonymous No.149918529 >>149918629
>>149918511
NTA but can she squirt shimmer?
Anonymous No.149918629 >>149919075
>>149918529
She has cried shimmer before. Shimmer seems to "bond" with hosts who can take it and replicate itself. For example, Vander's blood contains some kind of shimmer. Jinx continues to have her shimmer powers despite not taking anymore shimmer.
Anonymous No.149918690 >>149919111
>>149918511
do the fluids permeate skin?
Anonymous No.149919075
>>149918403
>>149918511
>>149918629
so basically one would become addicted to have sex with her.
Anonymous No.149919111
>>149918690
We never see it's effects on the skin, but it has pretty serious effects when inhaled. Probably not something you'd want to touch
Anonymous No.149919354
>>149917162 (OP)
If by "date" you mean "become a shota and get abducted and kept as a sex slave" then yes, of course I would date Jinx.
Anonymous No.149920584
>>149917407
Why not just project yourself onto him?
Anonymous No.149920673
>>149917162 (OP)
What kind of man would she be attracted to? I've never played her game and I can barely remember anything about Arcane.
Anonymous No.149920894
>>149917188
Pregnant women fart a lot btw
Anonymous No.149922082
>>149917162 (OP)
fuck jinx
Anonymous No.149922172
>>149917162 (OP)
Too bad she can't have my babies.
Anonymous No.149922403
>>149917162 (OP)
No. Not even because she's crazy I'm just not that interested.
Anonymous No.149923274 >>149924553 >>149924660
>>149917162 (OP)
Wow this is gonna sound weird but I look exactly like her lol
Anonymous No.149923322
Anonymous No.149923441
>>149917162 (OP)
>no boobs
>ugly
No.
Anonymous No.149924553
>>149923274
Yeah and I'm the prime minister if Britain
Anonymous No.149924660 >>149926205
>>149923274
Prove it lol
Anonymous No.149926205 >>149926581
>>149924660
No??
Anonymous No.149926581
>>149926205
Jinx would do it
I bet your hair isn't even blue
Anonymous No.149926588 >>149926751
>>149917162 (OP)
No.
Anonymous No.149926751
>>149926588
>Why not
Anonymous No.149927095
>>149917162 (OP)
realistically, no. She'd be a pain in the ass.
Anonymous No.149927232
Depends at what part in her life would it be?