Thread 149920676

I don't get it, bros. Why is a Polish Giga-Chad like Paul just lying back and accepting this kind of abuse and humiliation? I thought he was supposed to be an alpha male! WTF is going on in Venom and Spider-Man, do they NOT understand Paul's character? Poland has so few important superheroes in Marvel, now we're losing one of our biggest forms of representation...

>>149920676 (OP)
>Paul.
>Alpha Male.
Lol.

>>149920676 (OP)
Paul has no choice. He has to get his revenge on both Mary Jane and the Symbiote by raping Dylan. They forced his hand...

Why this bot thread again

>>149920733
I felt annoyed with Gwenschizo again and wanted to post something to upset him. He'll be suckered in here sooner or later.

>>149920676 (OP)
I think Paul should do another genocide on 616 then they'll ALL be sorry for laughing at him!

>>149920761
If he shows up at all.

>>149920807
If he doesn't, then it's more likely a sign that he's developing serious health problems, because there's absolutely no chance that he's found something better to do.

>>149920676 (OP)
It'd be cool and funny if Paul, the pedophile, kills himself, and then in response so does the Gwenschizo, the other IRL pedophile!

Manbuns are fucking cringe.

>>149920676 (OP)
Honestly, Paul and Peter should just bury the hatchet and bond over the fact that they both are dating this whore anymore.
MJ can adopt some cats or whatever

>>149921075
That's Paul's ICONIC manbun my good sir, and furthermore is a part of the culture of his home country of Poland!

>>149921095
They LIED to him and they INSULTED him and they made FUN of him. This isn't going to end until Dylan is raped and Peter and MJ are dead. Just you watch anon he's going to make a pact with Knull and Mephisto to get his revenge...

>>149921003
>venom helping mj with her love life and cockblocking simps
this is what we need more of

>>149921075
the fact that this is going to make more sense than whatever marble comes up with is going to be funny
well, if they don't just hand wave it all away

>>149921233
They're setting up Paul for a villain turn because now that he's no longer with MJ, that's really all you CAN do with him. He's going to be aligned with Knull, similar to how his dad sold his soul to Wayep, and be bitchy and obsessed with MJ, Dylan, and for some reason even Peter based on the free comic book day narration. He's going to blame them all for his self-inflicted downfall, because Paul is not responsible.

>>149921177
MJ was supposed to be Paul's simp that TREACHEROUS WHORE!!!!!!!

Just counting the seconds until MJ is back with Peter, like she is meant to. :]

>>149921380
In 616?

>>149921405
Quesada is rolling over in his grave now that MJ has broken up with Paul. Sorry you useless dead faggot, MJ is going to get back with Peter.

>>149921427
Either USM gets a relaunch after Ultimate Endgame, or they bring back Peter and MJ into ASM. Kelly's run is already floundering, and Marvel knows they're leaving money at the table. That's why Tom Brevoort is constantly engaging in Extinction Burst Behavior.

>>149920676 (OP)
>All-Slop Venom
kys

>>149921476
Bro this is serious, this is a serious matter for Poland we can't let Paul just die in a fucking ASM side-book! He was supposed to be the next Superior Spider-Man now he's just some cuck!!!

>>149921469
Marvel can only survive by finally caving to the MJchads.

>>149921601
This suspiciously Irish woman defeats Poland yet again!

>>149921075
>whore
>*bitchslaps*

lmao. Paul is kinda based when he's not baseding out

Basically one ex (Venom) convinces the current ex (MJ) that she done fucked up

>>149920676 (OP)
He should just move on to Kristi Watson anyway.
Younger and better model

>>149922406
This is how proper Polish men handle their uppity women, and children.

>>149920676 (OP)
No!! If he kills himself, who's gonna remember the recipe for the ice factory?!

>>149921380
Peter's gonna look like a sucker for taking her ass back after all that shit.

>>149924029
Paul should get his revenge on Peter by raping and murdering Shay!

>>149924143
Bro, I was just making a polack joke, why you go so dark with it

>>149920676 (OP)
sex with MJ

>>149921075
Peter should kill himself

>>149924592
Why? Paul's the one who's getting shitcanned! Paul's just getting the same treatment as Peter Parker, it's just that neither Paul nor his fans can handle it.

>>149920676 (OP)
I like how there's a brilliant light shining through the window framing this as a triumphant moment

>>149924675
I think Paul should change his name to Melvin. Melvin Smalldick. That will get people to respect him.

>>149925112
Because it is.

>>149920676 (OP)
ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS MOLEST ONE BLONDE KID. NOW IT'S TOO LATE.

>>149925391
Melvin is a powerful name. But he does not deserve it. It belongs to the brother of the Joker.

>>149926521
It's a very strong and Polish name and it's probably Gwenschizo's name IRL.

>>149926646
Smalldick? Wow I didn't know.

>>149920676 (OP)
spiderfag fans are the biggest babies on earth, this only happened because those shitters couldn't self insert unless peter has a harem

>>149926999
You've been crying about it for 60 years gramp.

>>149920676 (OP)
>The fucking heavenly light coming out of the window
Even the angels are celebrating

>>149921075
>No you see Peter I was just punishing myself to jump on his dick
Women

>>149926999
lol Poland is a joke as a country

>>149927484
I can't imagine a worse hell than having to spend time with a Polish guy like Paul or Gwenschizo, what she says makes sense.

>>149920676 (OP)
>>149920761
Gwenschizo is still around? I saw his posts a few times before Wells' run started, stopped visiting, came back here, and he's still doing his usual autism? How the hell did he react when Gwen was brought back with weapon X? He did like that fanfic idea of Gwen coming back as a mutant...

>>149928203
>Gwen was brought back with weapon X

Ok, please explain to a non-autist who is gwenschizo and why one guy keeps samefagging about Poland? This thread is far too esoteric for me.

>>149928302
So what, she's another-nother-nother clone?

>>149928320
Some shithead who keeps showing up and spamming Spider-Man threads compulsively, fortunately he's also retarded enough that he's easily baited. Give him another four or five hours to wake up in his benighted hellhole homeland of Poland and he'll be along shortly.

>>149928537
She's a clone of a clone of Gwen from Clone Conspiracy.

>>149920676 (OP)
>single pic that mindbroke the nation of Poland

how is he even polish

Did Gwenschizo have a melty when Spider-Man won last year’s Mr?