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Anonymous No.149927990 >>149928062 >>149928097 >>149928465 >>149928486 >>149928855 >>149928952 >>149929015
Death Battle
destined adversaries
Anonymous No.149928000
First for DADsura.
Anonymous No.149928009
Anonymous No.149928026
Outerversal walmarts
Anonymous No.149928028 >>149928048 >>149928444
Anonymous No.149928048
>>149928028
Why isn't Kratos holding his signature weapon? His cookbook, I mean.
Anonymous No.149928052
>
Anonymous No.149928059
>Greektos
Sorry anon, we’re using SOItos.
Anonymous No.149928062 >>149928114
>>149927990 (OP)
>just some worker vs a fucking ogre
what the fuck does Sully have to not get stomped?
also where is Jimmy Neutron?
Anonymous No.149928074 >>149928096
Is there ANY female who can beat Daiwa Scarlet in terms of canon breast size!?
Anonymous No.149928096
>>149928074
the glue factory
Anonymous No.149928097 >>149928458
>>149927990 (OP)
>DUCKrek trying to flee from Conker
Anonymous No.149928099 >>149928164 >>149928184 >>149928367 >>149928961
>came here to talk about Godzilla
>get nothing but angry fans from every fandom

I seriously don't believe any Godzilla fans come here
Anonymous No.149928114
>>149928062
He's speed blitzing Dexter.
Anonymous No.149928164 >>149928305
>>149928099
We banish every Fartzilla fan because they’re all annoying as shit.
Anonymous No.149928184 >>149928305
>>149928099
I'm a Godzilla fan but I've been forced to support Hulk due to a fag here making supporting Godzilla feel gay
just call me IT because I'm helping the enemy side for no reason
Anonymous No.149928198
>>149927783
>SuperBITCH has to fight literal kids to get wins now
Anonymous No.149928225
Every time I visit one of these threads I wonder if it's just a bunch of indians shouting at each other.
Anonymous No.149928249 >>149928271 >>149928287 >>149928296 >>149928471 >>149928713
Give me coomkino matchups. NOW.
Anonymous No.149928271 >>149928432 >>149928512
>>149928249
Saber versus any male above town level
Anonymous No.149928285 >>149928306
Anonymous No.149928287
>>149928249
Rance vs The Masterbating Fisherman
Anonymous No.149928296 >>149928447 >>149928713
>>149928249
Two sexy killers. It’ll be Ben’s ryona masterpiece.
Anonymous No.149928305
>>149928184
Explain, because I'm not familiar with your guys boogieman as the one I know on the Godzilla threads on /m/.

>>149928164
The only one that's annoying here is you.
Anonymous No.149928306
>>149928285
>filename
Nice.
Anonymous No.149928367
>>149928099
Anonymous No.149928432
>>149928271
...I admit, I completely forgot the context of this scene. I don't even remember WHO is choking her.
Anonymous No.149928444
>>149928028
>AI faggotry
INDIAN DETECTED!!!!
Anonymous No.149928447 >>149928621 >>149928713
>>149928296
I love Boberta so damn much. She ruined my taste in women forever ever since I first saw her.
Anonymous No.149928454
>>149928284
Kek GODvel wins again
Anonymous No.149928458
>>149928097
>Conker
What does he have to do with Shrek? They have nothing in common.
Anonymous No.149928465
>>149927990 (OP)
These threads are dogshit
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.149928468 >>149928485
Playing God of War: Ghost of Sparta. FUARK. I'm jobbing to the controls
Anonymous No.149928471
>>149928249
Anonymous No.149928485 >>149928504
>>149928468
Greek games actually required some modicum of skill and finesse instead of being just walking simulator and big number go up crafting bing bing wahoo
Anonymous No.149928486
>>149927990 (OP)
These threads are kino
Love yourself
Anonymous No.149928496
>disables smart atoms
Anonymous No.149928497
IN ONE WEEK, CHUDZILLA IS JOBBING TO HULK AND GETTING THE ASS VOID!!! WORSHIPPERS OF NIKOCADO AND THE ASS VOID, IF HULK LOSES THEN WE BOMBARD THE THREADS WITH THE ASS VOID!!!!
Anonymous No.149928504
>>149928485
I'm used to the PS2 controls of the GoW games, that being I don't hold L + R to evade
Slenderman No.149928512 >>149928603
>>149928271
Ben...not everyone is into ryona...
Anonymous No.149928540
Despite how often it's brought up that Superman is vulnerable to magic, I've never heard of a time where he lost a fight because his opponent's attacks were magical.
Anonymous No.149928603
>>149928512
True, but Seiba is literally imagined, conceptualised, designed, engineered, build, sanctified and consecrated for two specific things
- getting beaten up
- getting out-debated
Anonymous No.149928621 >>149928713
>>149928447
I can’t blame you.
Anonymous No.149928622 >>149928659 >>149928677
Your hero takes on the I Survive gauntlet
How do they fare?
How do they fare without their powers/equipment?
Anonymous No.149928659
>>149928622
>Reading
My hero JOBS to books.
Anonymous No.149928677
>>149928622
*I Survived gauntlet
Anonymous No.149928713 >>149928743 >>149928764
>>149928249
>>149928296
>>149928447
>>149928621
>Two sexy killers. It’ll be Ben’s ryona masterpiece.
Yor stomps, but since we're discussing Black Lagoon and sexy killers, might I suggest pic related?
Anonymous No.149928743
>>149928713
>Yor stomps
Gag feats don't count
Anonymous No.149928764
>>149928713
Damn, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen Jormungand. I still remember Koko’s nude tits to this day.
Anonymous No.149928839 >>149928865
Your dad folds my dad's laundry.
Anonymous No.149928855 >>149928887
>>149927990 (OP)
Can she beat Goku and Bejita?
Anonymous No.149928865
>>149928839
...in opposite day
Anonymous No.149928872 >>149928904
Anonymous No.149928887
>>149928855
She can't even beat black cock
Anonymous No.149928904 >>149928923 >>149928938 >>149928983
>>149928872
How do you make a battle with Asura of all people boring? Is Kratos that much of a boring brick wall to fight against?
Anonymous No.149928923 >>149928939 >>149929003
>>149928904
Norse Kratos is that much of a boring brick wall to fight against yes, if it had been Greek Kratos it would've been a much more over the top fight.
Anonymous No.149928938 >>149929003
>>149928904
Norse Kratos has zero panache
Literally every fight is him either TANKING damage before punching, or punching then tanking and punching again
His peak cinema moment was the first fight against Baldr lmao
Anonymous No.149928939 >>149928951
>>149928923
This might be a little controversial but I liked how Kratos maneuvered around to destroy Asura's giant form, besides that it was a hilarious mess
Anonymous No.149928951 >>149928962
>>149928939
It’s the closest the fight came to actually feeling over the top, too bad they refused to use Greek Kratos who would do shit like that constantly.
Anonymous No.149928952 >>149928957 >>149928960 >>149928988 >>149928993
>>149927990 (OP)
>Superman got cucked and named his son after the man who did it
Superbros..
Anonymous No.149928957
>>149928952
in Lois' defence, he was a really good lay...
Anonymous No.149928960
>>149928952
Anonymous No.149928961
>>149928099
Right? It sucks here now.
Anonymous No.149928962 >>149928965
>>149928951
they used Norse Kratos who has both become far stronger and far wiser
Anonymous No.149928965 >>149928974
>>149928962
… and is a boring faggot.
Anonymous No.149928974
>>149928965
the deaths now are about respect and hope, greek kratos would torture asura to death and probably cuck him too
Anonymous No.149928981 >>149928996 >>149929002
Who will be the next addition to the Saiyan Death Parade?
Anonymous No.149928983
>>149928904
Norsetos is just way too realistic compared to Asura. I'm sure you can make a good fight with him, but not against what's basically an indian Z Broly with a planet sized form.
Anonymous No.149928988
>>149928952
This.. this has to be a mistake SuperGODs..
Anonymous No.149928993 >>149929005 >>149929016
>>149928952
that's New 52 Superman, Post-Crisis Superman is the one with a son
Anonymous No.149928996
>>149928981
>All these matchups had the wrong ending
Wow. Death Battle really seething for years over Dragon Ball mogging their favorite shit.
Anonymous No.149929002
>>149928981
There's a non-zero chance of Gohan going up against Ultraman wank and losing.
Anonymous No.149929003
>>149928923
>>149928938
Should’ve went with Greektos, they had him on the thumbnail too. Also if they were gonna lie to us and say Kratos could breathe in space, why not take the fight there? Greektos would’ve been way more acrobatic and his aggressive style would’ve at least made the fight not look like Asura was carrying every notable motion.
Anonymous No.149929005
>>149928993
>Versions
Oh so now we're going to play that game.. funny
Anonymous No.149929015
>>149927990 (OP)
>Gaara v Toph
>Yang v Tifa
>Dio v Alucard
>Sasuke v Hiei
>Goku Black v Reverse Flash
>Goku v Superman
>Kratos v Asura
>Omni Man v Bardock

Man these guys are bad at this
Anonymous No.149929016
>>149928993
Post Crisis/Rebirth has all the memories of N52, they fused into one