Thread 149930535

Is this what people meant when they said they wanted a live action version of The Secret of NIMH?

>>149930535 (OP)
I cant wait till they CRISPR extinct animals like dodos and terror birds or titanaboa back to life unironically. If i had billions to spare id be like umbrella corpo and fund all these experiments to make monsters IRL that would be metal as fuck

>>149930555
What

>>149930774
If I'm understanding it correctly, scientists are trying to make fake extinct animals by mix matching phenotypes so they kinda look and act like the original

>>149930535 (OP)
>>149930555
>>149930785
Fucking why
Why can't these money and resources go into genociding cockroaches and raccoons instead

>>149930795
What did raccoons do to you

>>149930795
>why
Pic related

Also i love raccoons and bugs are also cool fuck you

Is this what China is capable of?

>>149930535 (OP)
How sad, seeing as they ate them later.

>>149931058
They didn't eat them lol

>>149930801
Raccoons killed his mother and raped his father.

>>149930884
>pic
It's cool until the mice gain human intelligence and take over humanity. I'd rather be replaced by AI than fucking rodents.

>>149930535 (OP)
>boosting pleasure
Oh no...

>>149931167
I for one welcome our new mouse overlords. I’d like to remind them that, as a popular contributor on an East Malaysian cake decorating forum, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground cheddar caves.

>>149931197
Not all mice like cheddar cheese.

>>149930535 (OP)
LMAO

>>149930535 (OP)
Thanks to advanced medical tech like in the OP, Who else is looking forward to total downie extermination?

>>149931391
What's so funny

>>149931167
>>149931197
Mice are social creatures, and have shown the capacity for actual empathy. If they had human levels of intelligence I think they would be our frens

>>149930795
I dont want to cure cancer i want to pleasure mice!

>>149930535 (OP)
When are we getting Pikachu?

>>149931797
We getting sonichu first m8

>>149930535 (OP)
>Boosting pleasure
What the fuck

>>149930535 (OP)
boosting pleasure for the mice or the chinese scientists?

>>149930535 (OP)
>Chinks invent Skaven
Of course.

>>149931866
>Skaven take over China
>Quality of life actually goes up

cheesed to meet you too :3

>>149931860
they probably ate the rat so I bet they put something in them for pleasure or penis enlargement.

>>149931742
Fag

>>149930535 (OP)
If they transplant too many human brain cells to mice, they're going to start thinking that they are humans and should get together with another human.

>it’s another “China has made yet another scientific breakthrough we are not showing proof or data of just this article in our State-owned papers” episode
Yawn, I hate reruns.

>>149931942
T. Literal retard afraid of extinction
>>149932021
Remember when they said they did a successful human head transplant with no proof?

>>149931995
What's that little critter doing?

>>149932049
It's a mystery.

>>149931742
I really don't understand why people would be upset with the idea of retards not being a thing in the future. If we can stop people from being born with horrible genetic mutations that basically robs them of agency and purpose, we fucking should. Not doing so is immoral.

>>149932082
>I really don't understand why people would be upset with the idea of retards not being a thing in the future.
Because aging boomers woukdnt be able to bring their downie pets into resturants anymore as they barely wrangle their tard offspring who screeches like a maniac the entire time and shits himself
>If we can stop people from being born with horrible genetic mutations that basically robs them of agency and purpose, we fucking should. Not doing so is immoral.
Thats another reason why i dont wanna have kids so i dont pass down shit like my 'tism and other issues to them. If i could fix myself with gene therapy i would

>>149932037
That's old new. Yesterday they announced the first artidicial wombs, due next year.

>>149932161
>Yesterday they announced the first artidicial wombs, due next year.
Theyre lying through their buck teeth but i do wish someone makes that break thru soon

>>149932082
>why can't we edit illness out of people
>why can't we edit people to genmaxx
>why can't we charge people for it
>why is there a genetic caste system

>>149932161
Remember the personal Lazer guns China also claimed to have?

>>149932082
Define retard.

>>149932208
Idiots who want to stunt progress and stagnate development like anon here are just as retarded as the downies they want to ensure get cursed to be born

>>149932227
Progress is a false god.

>>149932239
Scientific Progress is literally the only thing humanity should strive for and anyone who denies it and wants to live in the squalor of a perpetual dark age should be culled like the regressive filth they are

>>149932227
Looks like mormallele here didn't have parents that could afford to pay for his intelligence boost. Sad!

>>149932082
>I really don't understand why people would be upset with the idea of retards not being a thing in the future.
It's the death of 4chan.

>>149932257
All new technology just ends up as a new weapon for the ruling class to use against the ruled.

>>149932127
You could do IVF and pay extra to have fertility specialists examine fertilized embryos. They can already determine if individual embryos are going to grow up to be retarded. That way you can pick the one that has the least nonsense.

>>149932287
>All new technology just ends up as a new weapon for the ruling class to use against the ruled.
>"so the solution my dear anon is to destroy all tech and go back living in african huts made of shit and die at the ripe age of 25"
GENIUS!!!

>>149932318
At least we will still be human.

>>149932300
Didnt think of that yet. Thanks for the suggestion anon but i need to find a GF first before any of that even is considered

>>149932328
Being human is overrated. No one should be proud to be a backwards ape addicted to regression and stupidity. Humanity is garbage

>>149932342
Do you own a fur suit, by chance?

>>149932208
Best part is that homosexuality will be wiped out. It's like how the fat positivity movement vanished once ozempic became a thing.

>>149932364
>Do you own a fur suit, by chance?
Do you? Since you wanna live like an animal that eats its own shit so badly

>>149932342
So you would say that the point of technological advancement is to eliminate humanity?

>>149932385
Your definition of humanity is backwards and archaic schlock that isnt worth preserving. Humanity in general should either improve or if it wont evolve willingly then it deserves to die

>>149932375
I'm wasn't the Anon you were arguing with, loser. It's just that the faggoty stance of "Humanity heckin sucks I don't want to be human!!!" is often shared by fursuit wearing fursona having furfags. You give off that sort of vibe

>>149932410
What is your definition of Humanity then?

>>149932417
>I'm wasn't the Anon you were arguing with, loser.
Surrreeee you werent

>>149932425
>What is your definition of Humanity then?
Mostly dimwitted and poorly constructed sheep with terrible values and ideologies. Any positive aspect of the world made by civilization has mostly been ruined by other people within the past few years. Clinging to our species inherent faults will only doom us to misery and stagnation anyways.

>>149932455
>Mostly dimwitted and poorly constructed sheep with terrible values and ideologies.
By what standard?

>>149932509
By an objective standard, most people are regressive and retarded especially within the past decade +

>>149932527
What objective standard?
Any standard you have by default must be created by humanity and therefore be tainted by subjectivity.

>>149932455
You sound like someone who would go first against the wall in your eugenetopia.

>>149932559
Okay then by that retarded ass pull metric therefore you cant objectively state that humans should regress and stagnate then you disingenuous retard. Kill yourself

>>149932579
Maybe he wants that.

>>149932579
>You sound like someone who would go first against the wall in your eugenetopia.
If it means ensuring that all you primitive "proud to be a backwoods retard who wants society to stay dying of easily preventable diseases for all of time" die with me, then it would absolutely be worth it

>>149932585
I'm a Theist, I don't believe humanity creates truth, only discovers it.

>>149932641
So no wonder youre so backwards and retarded

>>149932626
I think you're just deressed. Everything all right? And by that I don't mean anything way beyond your control, but about your personal life, where you can make choices an enact courses of action that have a positive impact both in your own well being and that of others.
Or you can answer with a sophisitic platitude.

>>149932665
Anyone with any sense would be depressed in this time period or on this planet for that matter

>>149932654
I'd rather progress towards God than collective suicide.

>>149932688
>jesus freak
That explains the rampant stupidity then

>>149930535 (OP)
>/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>149930555
I can't wait until they CRISPR free will out of the human genome.

Off topic threads are cancer and against >>>/co/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Fulfill your civic duty to help purge this board of anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of 4chan (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like /b/, /trash/, /bant/, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=149930535

>>149932686
Agency, intent and purpose are part of what makes us human. If you have even the smallest capacity to apply those, you will feel better. You cannot control time or space. Sure, it's fine and sometimes even healthy to retreat into our minds and daydream of what could be, but ultimately we have the clay of the now and here to struggle with. And in that struggle is where we swim or sink.

>>149932741
But becoming anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive subhumans is humanity's true destiny!

>>149931756
OP’s commentary

>>149932756
>You cannot control time or space.
Hence why life isnt worth living

>>149932803
>I gib up

>>149932698
My usual tack is to try and prove that Progressivism and Futurism inevitably ends with some kind of Genocide but you kind of cut to the chase.
There is really no argument against a stronger people doing what they will with a weaker people without some kind of Objetive morality, which can only come from some kind of Theistic belief.
There's an excellent book on the subject

>>149932828
Thats retarded because all of those concepts of "objective morality" is just schizo posting made by arabs 2000+ years ago

>>149932836
Greeks too.
In fact any concept of subjective morality is pretty recent, mostly 19th century German philosophers dying of syphilis.

>>149930795
because as annoying as they are they are a vital part of the ecosystem and if we fuck that up we are goners. i wanna know why it isnt curing diseases like Sickle cell anemia or being used to spread that immunity to aids and HIV around. imagine the shift in sexual attitudes if aids and HIV aren't a threat anymore.

>>149932884
Whos to say whose morality is objective with all the different cultures in the world throughout history? You mentality is retarded

>>149931370
No True Scotsmouse would refuse a nibble of cheddar.

>>149932910
Most concepts of morality are more similar to one another than different.
You could take the 4 through 10 of the 10 commandments anywhere in the world at any time and they would be accepted.
Generally the places where moralities are said to be different are really just differences in government or table manners.
Also the issue is that morality guides what one ought to do, not what one actually does.

>>149932981
There is no objective morality anon. Monotheism is bullshit and while i wont deny that there are higher beings out in the cosmos most dont give a rats ass about us. We are a cosmic speck in the grand scheme of things and unless humans evolve and improve technologically and societally we will hold no value and be better off dead

>>149933016
>i wont deny that there are higher beings out in the cosmos most dont give a rats ass about us.
Well that's a start.
Why do you believe in these being?

>>149933041
>Why do you believe in these being?
Because the concept of existence isnt rational. The mere idea we exist and have consciousness shouldn't be physically possible by our current understanding. That and ive seen enough proof of ghosts and aliens and things thru documentaries and books and such. Honestly, i think humanity is a cosmic accident like most species in the universe. A Panspermia asteroid came here billions of years ago and were just a unintentional development from that. But what created life at the source? I dont know. But whatever it was is much more grander and massive to care about pond scum like us

>>149933083
I mean they bothered to create us.
To my mind the all knowing all wise would not engage in such an endeavor without some kind of plan.

>>149933125
Who says theyre all knowing and all wise. Nothing is all knowing in my mind, it makes no sense. We dont matter to the things that created the universe/multiverse/whatever because they probably are doing who the fuck knows out there, but whatever it is its so much more majestic then anything our rotten puny insignificant humanity could ever accomplish. I dont even see this as nihilism btw, i gain hope from the fact that theres so many civilizations and celestial beings greater then us running around the cosmos. The idea that the squalor humanity and of earth doesnt matter at all and that if we nuked ourselves to kingdom come tomorrow that no one else would care is the ultimate "fuck you" to the human race which i enjoy immensely

>>149933185
>The idea that the squalor humanity and of earth doesnt matter at all and that if we nuked ourselves to kingdom come tomorrow that no one else would care is the ultimate "fuck you" to the human race which i enjoy immensely
So it's more personal preference than anything.

>>149933198
No, in the universal scheme of things k genuinely think the human race doesnt matter. Why any creator entity would bother with us when the universe is so large makes no sense to me. Not saying there arent gods and other entities that we have encountered but again, to imply anyone is all knowing is bullshit imo and no ones morality is objective in the sense that religions like christianity portray it as. And the abrahamic depiction of god is a whole other can of worms and insanity and inconsistencies

Who let the schizos loose?

>>149932892
>and if we fuck that up we are goners.
No we're not

>>149932082
Because the Europeans will take it over and use it as a pretext to slaughter each other. Again.

>>149934394
Again?

>>149931841
Better capacity to think = better ability to appreciate pleasure?

>>149934834
Again.

>>149934866
That just sounds like gooner nice to me.

>>149930535 (OP)
I don't think you put mice in petri dishes.

>>149935627
The Chinese have.

>>149930535 (OP)
>boosting pleasure
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW MY MIND IS THINKING THINGS

>>149936084
you will fuck the mice

>>149933630
Honestly, society. We need to take the most crazy among us, and fucking lock them up somewhere.

>>149936133
Only if they look like this. Memes and insults aside, I do have certain standards, and RL mice are not hot..... without modifications in certain areas.

>>149936239
You say that now, but you'll be singing a different tune when the Chinese scientists start transplanting mouse brain cells into you.

>>149936289
Those chinese scientists will be singing a different tune when I start transplanting white women brain cells into them.

>>149936443
>Those chinese scientists will be singing a different tune when I start transplanting white women brain cells into them.
Truely a fate worse then death

>>149936522
>mfw even a rat knows how to drive before me