Thread 149931715

wat the actual fuck

Cranking my head 90 degrees
Thanks op

someone else make a better storytime thread

Ok you can wait until Wednesday.

i'll stop. sorry about that. Scanned images saved sideways.

>>149931943
no nigga fininh
wtf

>>149931964
Shills do this from time to time to make you go out and buy it

>>149931715 (OP)
SEVEN VAJANIAS

Man this universe really likes to crush any hope

>>149931889
Oh shit. Jonkler impregnates women to harvest the babies

Make sure you visit your local comic shops

>>149932636
They actually went with a homage to the time when Bane and Batman were partners. I love this comic so much.
>>149932649
While scuffed and oddly horizontal, thanks for the dump, OP.

jeez
thanks my nigga

>>149931715 (OP)
>>149932661
Don't support the Absolute Universe. They hire Deniz Camp. He is a traitor to the cause. He betrayed us.
https://clearsky.app/denizcamp.bsky.social/blocking

>>149932785
The cause? What cause?

>>149932649
Thanks for the sideways dump OP

>>149932744
Riddler is gonna be mindraped by acid or something,they gonna make oswald 5.0 by blowing out his shins but what will they do to harvey ?

>>149931889
>Joker has his own women on hand and constantly pregnant in case he needs baby fetus treatment
Freaky

>>149932797
THE TRANSVESTITES IN BIRMA AND ELECTRIC CARS IN BOSNIA

Aw man, I liked those guys.

>>149932224
Its Darkseid, what do you expect?
Superman and WW are taking the same treatment next, as Wally.

>>149932636
How big is that grenade launcher ?

>>149931827
>>149931837

Finally sells will go up

Hard to believe this is clay manns art, the quality is there but the sketchy-like art is very unusual

I assume they can't just unvenom Bruce now since he literally got his head based in and arms torn out

>>149933795
Read the sideways end, it was all Alfred weirdly fantasising about what Bane would do if he had come to kidnap Bruce instead

>>149933494
I think it’s a size 4U launcher

>>149932574
>>149932586
Holy shit

>>149933800
Isn't he still all venomed up from his first stint in Ark-M anyways? Not >>149932636 level but he's still got the tubes installed

>>149932636
uhhh.......... fucking what

>>149933874
We have yet to see the full effects of what they did to him in Ark-M. Could just give him an edge to defeat Bane, it could turn him into Man-Batman, or anything in between.

>>149933979
He is gonnna turn into Absolutest Batman and grow wings out of his back vampire style

>>149934365
He is missing his canines, which could grow back bigger and sharper.

>>149931715 (OP)
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>>149932744
I don't think the three of them stand a chance against a 20 foot tall Bane even after becoming villains

Didn't Batman ride a Killer Croc dragon and Bane became a Akira muscle wall? Was it all inside his head?

>>149931715 (OP)
we sideways now ?

>>149932785
Kill yourself faggot.

>>149934992
No that happened, Bane just went after Batman's friends instead of chasing him apparently

>>149934992
this issue was all inside Alfred's head. Batman escaped riding Killer Croc and Bane can't find him

>>149933950
The Bane vs Batman stuff is just Alfred imagining a weird fantasy that explain what Bane wants to do.
He actually went after Bruce's friends.

>>149931879
I like how they reinterpreted Bane's mask to give him his own animal motif

>>149932618
>Middle East
Is that why Absolute Ra's is so damn big?

>>149932785
Fuck off fag

>>149932649
>>149932744
Fucking knew it once I saw Bane in the city. Bruce and Croc are fucking galloping around Ark M. No way they'd escape that easily.

>>149937596
Ra's seems older than Joker. Joker probably studied with the League of Shadows then killed them. Ra's likely abandoned the League centuries ago to form Lazarus.

>scanned
>default sharpening and tone correcting
absolute madman

Venom'd up Absolute Batman will be Man-Bat
That's Absolute Batman's gimmick, Batman and all of his allies will be furries, you already have his alligator friend, Oswald's gonna be turned into a penguin Bruce can ride around on soon too

>>149932785
Based. Spread the word.

Wow things went sideways real fast.

Why did Bane become this way? Seemingly he consented.

>>149932539
>Bat carbombs
Perfect

>>149932744
I don't get it. Did Bane take Batman's identity, or did Batman get turned into Bat Bane?

>>149941025
I assumed it was Bane using the Batman identity?? Maybe? It's kinda vague.

>>149941084
I think it's some kind of fantasy sequence

>>149941096
Well, yeah. I just don't get what it's trying to convey.

>>149941025
Everything that happens between >>149931943 and >>149932636 is some weirdly specific fantasy Alfred has about what would happen if Bane went to Batman right now, what really happened is Bane went to Bruce's friends to break them to break Bruce, which is more than likely how you get absolute Riddler Two Face and Penguin

I honestly hate the logic that war somehow innately brings prosperity. People have been wrapped up in this delusion for decades now and it's led to all of the world's modern problems.

>>149941164
Like, there's this idea post-WW2 that war somehow brings a lot of progress. Except everyone ignored the amount of technological advances made by both sides that caused such a wild level of progress.
It was lightning in a bottle, and trying to capture it again isn't happening.

An entire issue densely packed with incident and action and yet, somehow, nothing happens.
This is some next level, slight of hand, decompression.

>>149931993
schizo

I think it'd be hilarious if Batman breaks Bane as revenge.
Just go full fucking Azbat on his ass

>>149932636
I want this statue.

>>149932785
i care about any of these people because.....?

>>149931837
Lawd Jesus this is a nice ass

>>149932636
Sometimes, just sometimes in his retardation Snyder gets it right

>>149941439
>somehow, nothing happens
It ends with Bane about to take Bruce's boys to the KWAB dungeon

>>149943690
Yeah even if Bruce wasn't actually in this issue it showed off Bane's origin, showed Joker was personally behind him getting venomed and ends with that. Accomplished a fair bit in one issue really

>>149931740
>>149931851
>muh back
>banes terrible horrible no good very unwholesome childhood
4 pages in and we’ve already exhausted all the depth this character has to offer for the millionth time. Why do writers keep using him again?

Wait what the fuck is going on. Wasn't the last issue him riding the crocodile or some shit? Is this just a flashback to that and he lost and got turned into Bane Batman or something?

>>149943821
This is all Alfreds nightmare/hope of the future except for the ending.

>>149943821
Filler issue, it is mostly an hallucination.

>>149931827
>>149931837
glad that this is once again allowed and trannies all were forced to leave

>>149943690
KWAB?

>>149935217
>>149937629
Keep yourself safe...

>>149944889
Kek what a bitch

>>149945155
I don't get why you're calling it that

>>149932627
How the fuck

>>149943795
Cause its easy and he looks cool
They should make more big guys with a wrestling theme
I want to see Batman fight hulk hogan or macho man,full theatrics and promos

>>149945173
You gonna get it soon
A lot of it,about 14 to 21 times

>>149932785
Still trying to figure out why this anon called Deniz a traitor

>>149942660
>Batman beats Bane by just not playing fair at all and being stealthy rather than trying to throw fists with him.
>In the end BANE is the one who gets turned into a nugget when Bruce chops off all of his limbs.

OP can you leak New Gods next, I cant wait till Wednesday

>>149945309
>supporting slop originally created by Nazi sympathizers like Jack Kirby
pass

>>149945319
Indians should be ignored.

>>149945399
t. Deniz Camp

>>149945319
>>149932785
i just want to read some comics /co/ what the fuck is this

are you guys being ironic or is the leaker legitimately a brain rotted sjw

Do I need to ask for comics written by other authors or are you just shit posting

>>149945319
Anon, Jack Kirby was Jewish....

>>149945602
So is Netanyahu

>>149935832
So this is just another shit hype up, DC doesn't have the guts to do this. Fucking cowards...

>>149945319
>ritesh

>>149946114
Yes, Ritesh

>>149932512
brutal page.

I don't like how much of this chapter was Alfred's imagination, what the fuck
This version of Bane is neat though

So what's Jonkler's motive?

>>149948423
we'll probably get some idea in october when absolute evil comes out. i'd guess it's some shit involving darkseid, maybe all the villains have been tasked with raising a superhuman army for him to take over the main earth universe

>>149948423
Baby skinsuits so far

>>149949719
I’d like to imagine the White Martian is worse.

>>149949801
It's the only one that seemingly has direct connections to Darkseid, at least so far.

>>149948423
Evil banker

>>149948423
Mossad agent unironically

>>149948423
he seems to represent elitist corruption (plus the adrenochrome baby meme lol) while batman is le noble poor
so i guess boredom.

>>149948423
>>149950748
Perhaps an addiction to hedonism.

>>149950748
Why do you idolize the rich?

>>149950886
I just hate the poor more

Ok but why did Bane kill his own father?

>>149951015
his dad wouldn't abide by selling out to a rich elite like what he fought against

>>149931827
sex

>>149951015
It probably went one of two ways
>kill you dad and end the revolution and I promise I'll make this sithole worth living in
Or what I think actually happened
>Your father and his legacy is your true prison, free yourself from him and this place and I can give you everything you ever wanted.

>>149951015
Because Jonkler said it would be funny

>>149951330
I think going by what Alfred said, but in a less bullshitty flowery "war is life" way, he would've said it like
"you know after you take the city, America will just gun you down in a few days. You know we're the only ones with all the power. So join us instead. Don't you wanna be on the winner's side?"

Mice and Menning his dad was Bane's own decision, because he wants to join the corrupt oppressors' team but his dad would be heartbroken if he saw

Absolute Cringe

>>149951015
Cause he's an asshole.

>>149931715 (OP)
The ABSOLUTE state of batman.

>>149931715 (OP)
The fucking cover posted horizontally keks me.

>>149952785
Isn't it great?

so basically half of this issue was just bane's backstory retold and the other half was a total waste of time "it was all just a dream" shit

Thanks, op.

>>149952028
Damn

Bump

>>149931740
>>149932603
>Breaks you back
>The man who never laughs
>The hero Gotham needs
My hate for Scott Synder grows with every issue.

nigga sideways

>>149932636
This goes hard

>>149959194
Anon, Joker literally had no sense of humor originally