Thread 149934158

Childhood is when you simp for Gwen.
Adulthood is realizing Heather makes more sense.

>>149934158 (OP)
I'd like to fuck Heather, but I don't want to pay for her upkeep.

>>149934158 (OP)
I'd still smash both but the difference is I wouldn't enjoy being around Heather after I came. You're out your mind thinking I didn't enjoy her flashing her tits when I was younger.

>>149934158 (OP)
Heather would be terrible to date and a subpar fuck.

>actually thinking Heather's better than Gwen

You're retarded

>>149935473
Gwen in relationships
>broke up with Trent
>broke up with Duncan
>led Cody on

Heather in relationships
>faithful and devoted to Alejandro

>>149934158 (OP)
>any of the season 1 girls
Ella from Paketew Island is the only right choice.

Heather seems like an awful choice, maybe even the worst choice out of all the TDI original girls. The type of girl who makes you do all the work in the bedroom, and incredibly bossy and demanding outside of the bedroom. She's nice eye candy to walk in a room with, but it's not worth the drama or browbeating to maintain that.

Courtney gets you the same hot spoilt rich bitch aesthetic but someone with more eagerness to please and have a healthier relationship with.

>>149935634
Don't care, Gwen's got the better ass

>>149935701
>BPD bitch Courtney
>better
Lol no

>>149935715
Okay Cody

>>149935852
I'm Courtney

Bump

Provided without comment.

>>149935715
Whatever you say Cody

For me it's her. She gave me false expectations that cool, hot, non superficial nerdy women existed but I still love her.

>>149937304
>Leshawna & Harold
>Courtney & Duncan
>Sierra & Cody
I'm thinking those based Canadians had a taste for some WMBF

>>149934158 (OP)
I never watched much of TDI as a kid but i fapped to the porn heavily as a teen

>>149937351
Don't deadname Courtney like that baka

>>149935701
You got that mixed up. Courtney is the one you have to try hardest to please on top of her constant demands.

>>149937476
I want to eat a big steak in front of Dawn.

>>149935701
Didn't Courtney give Duncan a book of rules he had to follow if he wanted to date her? Out of TD's first season, Bridgette or Lindsay would probably be the easiest girls to get along with.

>>149937393
They exist but all of them have already been taken since freshman college anon. I'm sorry. I know the pain. I agree with you tho she's the best girl

>>149934158 (OP)
Nah anon Heather is hot but I'd still rather fuck Gwen. Gwen aint worth it after she hits the wall cause of her whole alt aesthetic and Heather is too big of a bitch so neither of them are long term relationship material. Courtney has similar qualities to Heather plus she's not as mean as Heather but she's still a bitch and seems like someone who'd divorce your ass after 3 years over petty shit. Lindsay has no qualities beyond being hot so what is even the point of being with her after she hits the wall. The best girl is clearly Bridgette

Make your case for what needs fixing. Especially for TRR characters as I mainly only remember the goths, sisters, and ice skaters.

>>149938219
Yeah, Bridgette is the best choice for a long term relationship.

When does Total Drama get good? I feel pressured into watching it because I'm a fan of BFDI.

The best girl in TDI to date is Lindsay but Heather is the best girl overall

>>149934158 (OP)
They need to use entirely adult contestants for next season

>>149939386
sexy

>>149939386
>look at image hash in archive to see if there's more
>see the rest
>regret

We need another 24 episode season, 12 episodes is bullshit.

>>149938084
Yeah I'm aware.
It'll never happen but I still consider her best girl even if she was kind of designed to be.

>>149939386
They should use even younger contestants

>>149934158 (OP)
Gwen mogs, Heather probably isn't even in the top 10

>>149934158 (OP)
Bhildbood is bwen bou bimb bor bweb, babultbuud is weawizing beather bakes bore bense

>>149934158 (OP)
I wanted Heather ever since I was a kid though
Bitchy is my type

>>149934158 (OP)
I liked all the fat chicks except the one that kept saying her family invented stuff.

>>149939453
Give us a hint

>>149934158 (OP)
Never cared for her cleft chin, sorry

>>149934158 (OP)
>Total Drama Island thread kicking things off with waifu warmongering
>it's not even between the actual two best girls
What's even the point then..

>>149934158 (OP)
Until you ultimately realize that Julia mogs them both.

>>149934158 (OP)
I simped for Gwen until she fucked Duncan and then I couldn't look at her the same. I've always thought Heather was a bad bitch and that shit with Gwen just moved Heather to the front of the pack.

>>149935701
Courtney is for Cody (for world tour)

>Gwen
>Heather
No thanks. I'll take my favorite ditz and go.

>>149934158 (OP)
best character from entire show.

>>149937393
They exist. You just forgot one, moderately-important detail:

If they're socially competent, they get snapped up in a heartbeat and are married by 22.

If they're socially incompetent, you will never meet them, or wish you hadn't.

>>149938250

Put Amy in bad girlfriend,bad sex

>>149940100
there's three seasons of this and a special, knock yourself out

Heather would be very high maintenance. She'd probably demand you pay attention to her a lot, spend lots of time with her, and let her top in bed and do kinky femdom shit to you.

>>149938250
How come all the ones up top are so ugly

>>149946409
Too young, I was thinking contestants around twelve or so

>>149934158 (OP)
she just needs to be tamed.

>>149947773
It's Total Drama. Even the ugly ones are mostly still "butterfaces" because they have great bodies from the neck down. Even the fat bitches make up for the extra chub by having either melon-crushing thighs, great asses, tits as big as your head, or all of the above.
The only ones with nothing going for them at all are Sadie, Staci, and, unless you like your women to have the build of teenage boys, Jo.

Lindsay was my favorite because she had the biggest boobs

>>149934158 (OP)
I like dumb pretty women.

>>149945587
No argument against that. Adversarial shows live or die by their villains, and the host wasn't compelling on his own.

I want to unga bunga with Heather

Bump

>>149939386
I mean, you could always watch Disventure Camp if you’re looking for a cast that is majority adults. Since that is basically the same thing as TD.

>>149934158 (OP)
adulthood is not simping after cartoon teenagers

>>149934158 (OP)
Adulthood is realizing you don't have to choose, you can like both

>>149952010
No it isn't

>>149938250
>Dawn under bad sex
that doesn't feel right

>>149934158 (OP)
TRVTH NVKE

>>149952036
Why both when you can have all?

>>149934158 (OP)
Her topless scene did things to me as a kid. I dont know how they showed it on CN.