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Anonymous No.149935235 >>149936740 >>149938081 >>149938243 >>149939797 >>149939865 >>149940338 >>149940404 >>149940856 >>149940946 >>149941136 >>149942014 >>149943861 >>149944167
Sometimes Batman has to remind Superman of his place.
Anonymous No.149935244 >>149938217 >>149939797 >>149940575 >>149943861
That boot? Omniversal btw and that's us downplaying it because we hate Batman
>t. Death Battle
Anonymous No.149935433 >>149937013 >>149940602
People tend to gloss over how Superman won that fight after Batman got out of it by faking a heart attack.
Anonymous No.149936740 >>149939797 >>149943804
>>149935235 (OP)
based
Anonymous No.149936885 >>149937042 >>149939881 >>149945400
I remember the crossover episode of the cartoon where they went out of their way to show that Batman was the cooler one and Lois Lane also had a crush on Bruce Wayne, there is no way to look at it as a "draw", it was just a "remember that Superman is a bitch" moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe0gt60rNHI
if you look at the ending Batman essentially tells Superman "I'll allow you to keep her, I won't steal her from you"
jeez thanks Bruce! What a bro!
Last thing he says to Clark Kent is also a direct threat, which feels very weird considering Clark isn't even that confrontational, it's just free pot shots.

All of this in the Superman show, in front of Superman's fandom, this wasn't Superman being a guest in Batman's show.
It felt almost mean.
Anonymous No.149937013
>>149935433
Batchad completed the humiliation ritual so Cuck Kent took the obvious bait and went along with the fake heart attack. KWAB
Anonymous No.149937042 >>149939881
>>149936885
Cuck Kent fan enjoyed this btw. In fact this is the definitive superman according to them. Gunn is also taking a lot of inspiration from the DCU so hopefully he captures to the authentic KWABness of Cuck Kent in the presence of Batchad
Anonymous No.149938081
>>149935235 (OP)
That's something he can only get away with once.
Anonymous No.149938217
>>149935244
Other batman robots/suits arguably are but not this one. It was carried by a weaker superman, superman not fighting and keyptonite support.
Anonymous No.149938243
>>149935235 (OP)
Superbitch has always been a pussy. No wonder his dogshit film just went to streaming after flopping.
Anonymous No.149938368
Superman helps more people than Bruce and Superman doesn't endanger and sleep with Children like Bruce does.
Anonymous No.149939797 >>149939845 >>149940534
>>149935235 (OP)
>>149935244
>>149936740
Anonymous No.149939845
>>149939797
why are we posting 2012 facebook memes?
Anonymous No.149939865 >>149945130
>>149935235 (OP)
hi guys, OP here, i forgot the rest of my post

i post the greg capullo art instead of the frank miller art because i'm gay tranny faggot
Anonymous No.149939881 >>149940602 >>149940932
>>149936885
>>149937042
weird how esl retards obsess over cuck shit
Anonymous No.149940299
It's funny to imagine fat greasy haired dorks watching Batman fight another superhero and go "yes...that's ME on the screen..."
Anonymous No.149940338 >>149940598 >>149940623
>>149935235 (OP)
stupid and forced rivalry. Supes could always kill Bruce in less than a second,easily so,if he really wants it. It's like,he simply takes the beating from Batsy because he doesn't want to harm him
Anonymous No.149940404
>>149935235 (OP)
Get new material cornball
Anonymous No.149940534
>>149939797
Well yeah of course Bane breaking Batman's back would end his career. Knightfall was such a huge event that had Bats out of commission for a long time and the only reason he recovered at all was thanks to a literal healing metahuman healing his back.
Anonymous No.149940575
>>149935244
fpbp
Anonymous No.149940598 >>149940606 >>149940623
>>149940338
>Supes could always kill Bruce in less than a second
that is a plot point in the dark knight returns

superman literally lasers a warning on to the lawn of wayne manor asking about when and where their fight will happen
its an implicit threat that batman is literally no match for superman and he just humoring batman by not just slamming him from orbit but even letting batman have the home turf advantage
and when they do meet, superman tries to use talk no jutsu on batman first, leaving batman to get the first hit in
and even then, batman is still aided by sheer dumb luck, superman was weakened before the fight by a nuke to the face
batman didnt even get a clear cut victory, he faked a heart attack before superman could recover from the kryptonite gas, technically leaving the battle inconclusive

so even with literal decades of prep time, outside help from green lantern, having the home turf advantage, and superman literally being weakened by a nuke
the fight still only happens at all because superman deliberately chose not to just zap batman from space and then drop his nuggeted ass in the hospital

even frank miller has gotten sick of the batwank his comic caused and later said that, nah superman would have won even in his weakened state and batman never stood a chance of winning the physical fight
Anonymous No.149940602
>>149935433
>>149939881
Anonymous No.149940606
>>149940598
meant green arrow
Anonymous No.149940623 >>149940884
>>149940598
>>149940338
>S-Superman is so stro-ACKKKKK
Anonymous No.149940709 >>149940752 >>149940808 >>149940842
I can't really imagine the kind of person that likes seeing Superman cleanly lose to Batman.
Especially since this paints Joker as more threatening and powerful than Superman because he's Batman's equal.
I have begrudgingly accepted that I will have to see Superman lose to Batman again and again, but the fact that this means Superman would lose to Joker sounds insane to me.
Joker is already the king of asspulls when he fights Batman, in a way that barely makes sense - if Joker's power level is equal to Superman's something narratively doesn't work to me.
Especially since recently we have many stories that show that Harley Quinn is as dangerous as the Joker, who is an equal to Batman, who can beat Superman, meaning that Harley Quinn is on the same level as Superman.
Anonymous No.149940752
>>149940709
There are Joker fans who were assmad over that cover of Doom choking him out. Batman and Joker fans just self-insert because they think it makes them mysterious or cool, it's just gay
Anonymous No.149940808
>>149940709
Joker could easily solo most heros. Him taking down Superman isn't much of a stretch if it's a 1v1
Anonymous No.149940842
>>149940709
>if Joker's power level is equal to Superman's something narratively doesn't work to me.
joker beating superman usually involves a degree of trickery or super empowering
like having a ton of kryptonite (STAS), literally being given god powers (emperor joker), or having the backup of his own superpowered henchmen (JLU)
Anonymous No.149940856
>>149935235 (OP)
Superman is only 'tough' when wanked by his knob riders.
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Anonymous No.149940884
>>149940623
>superman losing to metallo
>a super powered robot that is equal to superman in durability
>and powered by kryptonite
>and using a kryptonite bullet
you do understand the context of superman losing to someone designed specifically to defeat him versus batman only managing a stalemate against a weakened superman who still thinks he can talk batman out of it?
Anonymous No.149940903
Anonymous No.149940932
>>149939881
Their inferior primitive values loop back into obsessive feminine gossip
Anonymous No.149940946
>>149935235 (OP)
SAAAAAVE MY BATMANNNN
Anonymous No.149941111
>Krypto takes a super speed shit while flying
>The force of it is propelled across several states and blows a gaping hole in Batman's head
There I wrote a better story
Anonymous No.149941136
>>149935235 (OP)
Animated Superman?
Fodder
Live action Superman?
Fodder
Comic Superman?
Fodder.
Composite Superman?
Fanfiction bitch made debunked shit.
Anonymous No.149942014
>>149935235 (OP)
yeah but who would win in a boxing match
Anonymous No.149943804 >>149943883
>>149936740
based on what
Anonymous No.149943861
>>149935235 (OP)
It's true what you say, for some reason he sometimes forgets that he has to be a good guy for some reason.
>>149935244
fpbp
Anonymous No.149943883
>>149943804
the truth
Anonymous No.149944167
>>149935235 (OP)
Anonymous No.149945130
>>149939865
Yeah, the Capullo drawings of TDKR are pretty soulless.
Anonymous No.149945400
>>149936885
So basically like the 2025 movie.