Thread 149936984

>>149936984 (OP)
Clowns are funny

>>149936984 (OP)
Big blue was still alive, hope he got a refund

he was a good clown.

>>149936984 (OP)
The presidential campaign didn't have a semi-truck-tire-sized chunk of Kryptonite attached to it. The Joker brought serious goods with his offer. Also Luthor clearly knows his reputation if they're so chummy in the car together.

>>149936984 (OP)
>Lex paid over 10 times what she spent on her presidential campaign as a clown

Maybe the clown offered... other services.

>>149937056
>Sorry, Lexykins, but I simply just don't understand what on EARTH you need me to wear this Superman costume for! That wasn't a part of the deal, Mister Moneybags. Roleplay's extra! And besides, you know, blue REALLY isn't my color.
>Er, Lex? Why are you looking at me like that OH GOD NO I WAS JUST JOKING WITH THE ROLEPLAY BIT OH N--

>>149937347
>Get those rags off clown.

>>149937051
Where are the epstien files?

Given what Lex's plan was, this was him coming to the realization that total dehumanization for immortality for a mere 75 million dollars (which realistically is chump change for someone like him and probably burns thru that daily just in bribes alone) this is the easiest no shit deal he's ever wanted.

>>149936984 (OP)
Lex valued killing Superman more than just pissing him off.

>>149937566
>There's no laws against the Clown Superman! I can do what I want with it!

>>149938885
Ask the Obama appointed Judges

>>149938885
Yeah why didn't the democrats release them?

>>149936984 (OP)
Killing Superman is worth ten times as much as being President

Lex made the Democrat/Republican party pay for the rest.

>>149939428
They were prevented by court order, you ignoramus. Go back to jerking off to Cucker Tarlson's resting baffled face.

>>149936984 (OP)
He didn't pay Joker, and he was likely never going to pay out considering his double cross later.

>>149940489
>>149939357

>>149940559
Okay, I take it you're implying that Dems are in the files. If that's the case, then why is Trump protecting them?

>>149938885
probably in the hands of the people that propped up epstien in the first place

>>149938885
FBI lost then during the Biden campaign. Same FBI that also lost Hunter's laptop data. Funny how you guys choose to forget about that. I bet you won't be asking about the list as soon as Trump's term ends, just as I haven't heard a peep about it the last 4 years.

>>149937051
>one BILLION dollars
>gone in less than six months

I still can't believe that.

>>149938885
get fucked retard. the DNC is out of material. they’re finished as a party
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/18/doj-turning-over-epstein-files-capitol-hill-00513606

>>149937051
kek

>>149939428
true

>>149943036
And yet Trump said there was no list.

>>149943218
>fake news

>>149943218
that was bait to make dems push for the list

>>149938885
I put em in the fireplace to make americans angry at eachother
T.European

>>149944548
Sure, that's why Trump been crying about it.

>>149939428
Why doesn't the incumbent party now that they have them?

>>149936984 (OP)
Joker actually won against Superman...until the Caped Crusader came and ruined the party

>>149936984 (OP)
Joker's more of a jester than a clown.
Jesters make jokes of you, clowns are made jokes of.