Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:25:57 AM
No.149941547
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Heph I've said it before but this one's free
>Yay's on the run because she's a prototype of Moray back when King Shit Jellyfish God AI still had a body
>Yay's freaked out because in their cyberspace it briefly went "...you look familiar."
>God Bot 5000 doesn't actually give a shit because it has evolved into its current gooey form
>Moray learns Yay is technically her older sister and becomes obsessed with having one
>Moray spawns thousands of Morays to search the world
>Into the Moray Verse as it fits itself into all manners of packages, spaces and situations looking for Yay
Or else do what Willis did and have Martin cheat on Claire and go "I really am not gay."
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:37:41 AM
No.149941716
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>>149941388 (OP)
Hey, yellowtits, you know what you could give those people that you have and don't need but would benefit them greatly?
A FUCKING HOUSE TO LIVE IN.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:39:01 AM
No.149941731
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>>149941812
>>149941388 (OP)
My theory is that whenever Jeph has a plotline that he has to suddenly veto, he hard pivots to banal shit like this to buy himself a week.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:44:09 AM
No.149941812
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>>149941880
>>149941731
Yay plot line is way more important than new character of the week
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:47:16 AM
No.149941880
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>>149942770
>>149941812
I don't give a shit about Ahn, I'm talking about Dr. Loli getting bent over the counter at Mood Coffee while Moray watches
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:51:36 AM
No.149941952
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>>149942833
>>149941388 (OP)
I know Buckley hit a pretty high height of lolcowdom when he published Loss or got caught red handed plagiarizing that character design, but its rich to see teasing like that from Jacques who self-harmed because a tumblr poster didnt think he made Marigold look fat enough in her swimsuit
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:48 AM
No.149942246
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>>149942360
>>149941388 (OP)
Roko needs some human dick ASAP to cure her they/them/thussy addiction.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:02 AM
No.149942360
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>>149942468
>>149942246
it won't help, she's a breadophile
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:36 AM
No.149942383
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>Jeph referencing buckley B^U face
You don't get to do that you fucking hack.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:43 AM
No.149942468
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>>149942360
So she needs French dick?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:42:39 AM
No.149942770
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>>149941880
It's never going to happen, do not bump QC.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:44:40 AM
No.149942797
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>>149941388 (OP)
Does Jeph not really see how dystopian it is for a robot taking up scarce resources (in this very capitalist and not postscarcity society) basically for funsies (since the AIs in the robots don't need physical bodies for any reason) to set out a bowl of snacks for their own amusement at human hunger?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:46:38 AM
No.149942833
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>>149941952
Absolutely. Like a dwarf bullying a midget.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:54:23 AM
No.149943854
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>>149941388 (OP)
Did Hacks actually make a fucking Buckly joke? You're learning Geoph. Impressive.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:03:38 AM
No.149943981
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>>149944023
>>149941388 (OP)
Why's this orange bitch don't got a nose
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:08:53 AM
No.149944062
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>>149944023
It's weird how that answer simultaneously makes perfect sense and absolutely none at all, good job
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:19:41 AM
No.149944211
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>>149944225
>>149944023
Why does Roko have a nose?
