Thread 149948744

Would you date a state, /co/?

>>149948744 (OP)
Loyalist? DOWN WITH THE KING.

>>149948744 (OP)
State? Like the United States?

>>149948744 (OP)
It's sad seeing Hiro sell out like this
His stuff was way more interesting before he decided to go the anime waifu route and now he's seeing him make another le ironic visual novel is pathetic
It just seems really creatively soulless

>>149949303
Jesus Christ a dating sim with 50 states as the girls. I vote that Pennsylvania looks like an angry Amish woman. With a crack in her head that looks like the Liberty bell.

>>149948744 (OP)
>more waifu slop
No wonder AI is replacing """artists"""

>>149948744 (OP)
Gimmie goth Maryland chan yespls riding a horse with a black eyed susan in hair

>>149949446
BRR had it's fair share of waifubaiting (nothing wrong with that), he can go back to doing something about that niche once he's made some numbers. As far as ironic dating sims go, I'll take this over whatever garbage tumblr or "mainstream" indies are coming up with any day of the week.

>>149949479
Oregon wearing a different outfit whenever you meet her, each one wildly different from the last

>>149949555
That's fair but I just think it's a very bad line of thinking that's resulted in the current industry being so bankrupt
It just feels like most artists nowadays are just as corporate minded as the companies that exploit the industry because they resort to the same "Do this because it's popular" ideas like waifus and having it be ironic or make epic references to more well known media
It's exactly the kind of thinking that has led to companies trying to use AI and exploitative measures to push actual artists out
It's just sad seeing someone like Hiro stoop to that level of corporate thinking since he stood out on his own anyway, it's not like BRR was doing poorly and his wife is a very creative person too so this just feels like he's giving up and letting corpos win

>>149949479
Hiro's also making a full 52-card deck set with both State-chans and National symbols. He's starting with the 13 colonies and will branch out from there, manifest destiny style.
>>149949531
Maryland's there, but she's more Ojou than Goth. New Jersey, on the other hand...

>>149948744 (OP)
Yes

>>149948744 (OP)
Date Everything: 3rd Grade Geography Edition?

>>149949724
Damn you know that Quaker is itching to make you a pie.

>>149949779
I don't wanna be pie!

>>149949724
Tennessee had better be a musician. I can at least trust she'll be sexy. Bless you Hiro for your consistently hot girls.

>>149949724

So is West Virginia, Virginia's dumb hick sister?

>>149949724
Can't wait to see my state as a hipster girl in a pioneer wagon whose four other wagon members died of dysentery...

>>149949724
Moar? O.O I didn't think Maryland counted as rich but then again we did have the B&O Railroad and also one of the strongest ports.

>>149948744 (OP)
Buy an Ad

I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be a trading sim, just borrowing some elements of presentation from dating sims.

>>149948744 (OP)
>>149950026
Wait, so this is real? What's it called?

>>149949873
Maryland was historically considered a by-word for wealth and this is definitely going off of historical views. Modern-day Baltimore is a pretty sad story honestly, doesn't reflect just how rich the city used to be.

>>149950074
>Hetalia
Now that's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

>>149948744 (OP)
Which state we talking about? Because Ohio is already taken by some /k/ommando.

>>149949724
Is there a CT? Because as a Connecticunt I have a vested interest in that.

>>149950913
Second. Also based fellow nutmegger

>>149950140
Hirotonfa has a webcomic called "Nothing New under the Sun", which is largely a comedy based on U.S. history during the colonial period. Characters like "Loyalist Lily" and "Patriot Patty" represent the English and Revolutionary forces respectively, and there are other characters reprsenting further military like Grenadier-chan, Light Infantry-chan, and so forth. These characters are are basically spinoffs from that initial concept.
>>149950913
Not yet, but so far, he's also drawn Georgia, Vermont, and Delaware. I'll post them soon.

Here's Georgia...

...Vermont...

and, finally, plain jane Delaware.

I need a Tennessee chan

>>149949724
Massachusetts mogs

>>149951280
>Vermont is Blue Rivers
Kek, as expected of Hiro

>>149951368
Yes she does.

WHERE IS TEXAS

>>149951368
>>149951401

>>149951280
>>149951766
I want to FUCK Blu HARD. The comic was ok but holy shit it's like Hiro reached into my brain and created the single most fuckable girl for me

>>149949724
MD SEXO
VA, Columbia, and Brittania are also great

>>149948962
A Loyalist would not identify as a state, even if it would allow for clever rhyming
British North America didn't have states, it had colonies that were subject to the crown

>>149951766
Boston butt...

>>149949724
Okay Maryland is pretty funny

>>149949446
I thought it had actually gameplay and it wasn't just a cheap cash in VN

>>149949724
10 kids with Louisiana

>>149949869
They also have parentheses on the cards about what period the different forms are, so they could get different variants for historical periods. So they could do (Pioneer) Oregon an Eastern and Western state variant, maybe during a joke pack we get (COVID) Oregon where she's naked and there's drug marks on her arms and pissing while holding the head of an elk statue, 'sat' on top of a graffiti'd benson bubbler.

>>149949724
>it’s just hetalia but american and for men
I never want to hear you fags complain about fujos again
link onegai

>>149949834
Camping tomboy.

>>149948744 (OP)
What is this from?

>>149954814
It's from a game on steam that OP is shilling but not fucking stating it's a goddamn game.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3789080/HIROTONFAs_American_Revolution_Smuggler/

>>149949526
Most AI is used to make "waifu slop" so you lose either way...loser.

No Arizona, no Sale

>>149954800
Oh no we'll complain about you, but we never said you don't exist.

>>149951764
Texas was the 28th state. Assuming the waves are 13 a go, they're start of phase three at best.

>>149954800
There's a difference between a card set with awooga sexy women and an entire fanbase schlicking to not-even-sexy men. Seriously women have shit taste in men, damn.

His wife's a good artist too.

>>149954987
>Both used to draw porn
>Get married
>Stopped drawing porn
Not sure if based or cringe. Maybe bringe.

>>149955013
They became each other's porn. It's a good thing.

>>149949724
I need to see Arkansas showing off her untamed blonde bush NOW

>>149949734
look at her go!

>>149950913
Hiro's a nutmegger so he's probably got something special planned

>>149949873
Maryland used to be the port of the central East Coast, and they threw it all away by replacing the port facilities with garbage.

>>149949724
Just give me those characters as a gacha game already and I'm gonna dedicate my life wasting on these

>>149951240
Has there been any racism backlash? There was another artist who stopped his state chans after the backlash for his interpretation of the southern states

>>149955064
Yeah, she's my favorite, too. Something about cute blondes with tanlines.
>>149956644
Refreshingly, no. I suppose it helps that, unlike Hetalia, these personifications are more self-contained (multiple states within a single country vs. multiple countries with differing ethnic backgrounds).

>>149951240
>>149951280
>>149951290
>>149951736
Ok, but why am I just now realizing women in Colonial American attire is super hot? I didn’t even know I had this fetish until today, is there more?

>>149948744 (OP)
Love the guy work, with his little green aliens livestocks from war of the world

>>149956561
That could go one of two ways because there are two types of nutmegger. The ones that hate the state, and the ones that REALLY hate the state.

>>149951210
>95
That’s too accurate, holy shit.

>>149948744 (OP)
Wasn't there that one guy who coomed hard to Utah on a shamanic drug trip and kept obsessing over Utah after that?

>>149949724
>>149955064
>>149957465
>Arkansas
For some reason, I thought the character and artists were Texans.

>>149948744 (OP)
Yes, but only Solid. All the others are floozies.

>>149957528
Women in uniforms are hot. Why else would we let them become police officers or join the military?

>>149948744 (OP)
I'd annex her, if you catch my drift.

>>149949724
Ooooh, my state's gonna have her boobie showing.

>>149954887
Look at it this way: being 48th in line means there'll be plenty of time to come up with a good design. Ideally one that can incorporate the 5 C's well.

>>149957738
because men got tired of dying in poinless wars, and decided to throw naive women to the wolves.

>>149949724
So this is an actual game?

>>149956561
Sweet.
>>149957643
What are you talking about bro, it's perfectly reasonably for the most major US route to have only 2 lanes like 5 miles outside of New haven so there are multi mile long traffic jams there daily.

Still amazed we don't have tolls yet, only think saving Ned Lamont's career.

>>149957656
Ohio

>>149948744 (OP)
Ok for one, you're clearly a colony.

>>149954856
Well, I'm sold. The shilling worked on me.

>>149957686
for me it's the cute blonde with tanlines but also that old explorer outfit. I think girls in it are so fucking hot

>>149960520
whoops meant for >>149957465

>>149960520
Hiro's definitely got a thing for tanlines. It's super based.

>>149949724
Why doses Arkansas dress like Davy Crockett?

>>149960567
Because why not?

>>149951766
I like the Red Sox but come on. They have less world series than the Cardinals. And nobody is even close to the Yankees with the money they can throw around.

>>149960570
Because he’s from Tennessee and was Tennessee‘s Congressman, and the other state he’s most known for is Texas where he fought for them? It’s just weird that he’s being represented by different state other than the two he’s most famous for.

>>149960567
>>149960600
I guess because Arkansas was considered a "frontier" state for longer than either and because it's between Texas and Tennessee, both of which have stronger modern stereotypes while most people forget Arkansas exists. Texas is probably gonna be a cowgirl and Tennessee a musician.

>>149960691
Texas isn’t a colonial state, also damn sucks that the state has so little interest that they have to copy another states homework.

>>149960691
>Texas isn’t a colonial state
I never said it was, it was however considered a frontier state for a while. Basically any state that wasn't one of the 13 colonies was. Tennessee and Texas both got settled faster than Arkansas so the designation got removed from them more early though.

>>149960723
>isn’t a colonial state
He said starting with the OG 13 and then branching out from there for a full 52-card deck.

>>149960763
What are 51 and 52 gonna be? I'm guessing 51'd be DC, but the only (other) closest thing we have to a 51st state is Puerto Rico, and most of them speak Spanish so we treat them like they isn't

>>149960740
Still very lazy though, they could’ve mad her dress like a fur trader that isn’t just Davy Crockett, heck the ties they had with the French and Spanish could make for some fun design‘s.

>>149960808
Fair enough, I kind of think he just had other stuff in mind for TN and TX though and just wanted to draw a girl wearing a Davy Crockett outfit like a 1950s pinup.

I wanna sniff these bitches.
Simple as.

>>149949479
what does iowa or delaware look like

>>149949834
Show West Virginia some respect. They broke off Virginia to remain loyal to the USA in the Civil War!

>>149954540
it's a trading/merchant game. You can date the state-chans as a plus

>>149949724
>no Black women
Why are Japs so racist?

>>149960567
>>149960808
I'm pretty sure it's a shoutout to the folk song "The Arkansas Traveler." I'm actually shocked Hiro knew about it.

>>149951240
Is Gerogia-chan retarded

>>149962041
That's the issue

>>149962743
I mean he IS an enormous history nerd so it tracks, he scratches that extremely specific itch of "historical babes" just right but he genuinely knows what he's talking about.

>>149962041
>Hates the Confederacy so much that they break off just to say fuck you in a way that really wasn't even legal by US OR Confederate law, don't even give a shit
>Becomes one of the most stereotypically redneck states of the modern era
The fuck happened there?

>>149960793
Liberty and Justice?

>>149963295
Probably got rawdogged by reconstruction. Then mindbroke by the strike breaks.

>>149963295
It’s less about ideology and more lifestyle. The culture is built around a certain way of living.

>>149948744 (OP)
With the level of loneliness epidemic we have going on in this century, you'd be hard pressed to find someone who wouldn't.

>>149963295
>muh party switch
Parties didn't switch places like there are only two lanes, I doubt 1800's Reps or Dems would even consider intelligible speech the gender-mumbo-jumbo modern day democrats babble.

>>149963971
That has nothing to do with a party switch though, >>149963787 makes way more sense.

>>149949446
What about it is ironic? Hiro has always been an open weeb and anime fag. Blu Rivers had constant anime and pop culture references.

>>149948744 (OP)
The game isn't out. Why should I give a shit.

Florida-Chan has landed. I repeat, Florida-Chan has landed.

ok

>>149965046
>>149965072
>those teeth
Whew

>>149962408
Black people are a myth

>>149948744 (OP)
maybe

>>149948744 (OP)
What about province-chans?

>>149967865
I would be open to it but I'd probably need some examples

>>149962743
I’d believe that if it weren’t for the iconic coonskin cap.

>>149967865
Hiro showed a preview of Quebec-Chan in his last game trailer. I can't post an image rn, but she has straight white hair and is holding a glass of red wine. She speaks french, naturally.

>>149967784
Most important state in the colonies, first of the colonies, birthed most of the presidents, significant in the revolution, more important than Massachusetts and their retarded pilgrims
Somehow, Virginia was ratified 10th
Wtf
Fuck Delaware

Will Louisiana-chan know French?

>>149968999
She should have price tag earrings

>>149968999
yes, but it's not the type Paris-chan would appreciate

>>149964054
my bad, think I missread "redneck" as "redstate"

>>149967865
>>149968528
Here she is.

>>149971474
Cool... Are there any Mexico/New Spain ones?

>>149949724
>>149951736
Patriot-Chan also got a new hairdo.

>>149971493
All I can find is what he's posted on his Twitter page (still calling it Twitter - we always have to say "formerly Twitter" when we call it "X" anyway.)

>>149971528
Nobody calls that site anything other than Twitter.

>>149963295
they are like Oregon
>hate slavery
>hate blacks
Pretty based

>>149948744 (OP)
What lind of State is she on, yo?

>>149968999
Looks like she even teaches you it

vidya is a good pivot, I think it started with him working on Peripeteia

>>149974342
It's where almost all indie western talent is these days. Not much work outside of it. Also, New Jersey-chan is so fucking hot.

>>149949724
>k*men am*rica
shill trash

>>149949724
Tennessee needs to be a bipolar girl who can't decide if she's a hillbilly or a manor-dwelling southern belle.

>>149954800
It's like that one post where if you genderswap Twilight, suddenly every man on Earth goes "I get it"

>>149956644
They're (so far) from a timeframe before chattel slavery was very widespread, so not really. Once we start getting to the Midwest, then you have to worry.

>>149972232
Eastern Tennessee was practically "the spooky woods people disappear inside" for the Confederates. Those mountain hillbillies were VERY religious and VERY serious about their Bible-motivated objections to slavery. They were so violently anti-slavery that despite the area around Memphis being one of THE most slavery-reliant cities in the nation, Tennessee was the first "southern" state to lose its military governor and return to self-rule after the war. It's kind of shocking the state wasn't divided in half, honestly.

>>149948744 (OP)
What Alabama chan looks like, a little sister?

>>149975220
Also didn't help that the rich slave owning parts of Tennessee looked down on them, to a much higher dree than what you'd usually see in the class divide of the time.
Not much reason to care about the confederacy when you not only don't benefit from slavery, but they ones who do, barely even consider you fellow citizens of the state.
With the common soldier of other confederate states, they could at the very least point to some form of loyalty to their state, or it's people, and their right to self determination, as a reason to care.

>>149975275
>Alabama
Did she get molested

>>149975220
>>149975370
Also worth remembering that Tennessee initially voted AGAINST secession and only joined the Confederacy after a second vote where the plantation owners basically held the transitional Middle Tennessee at gunpoint to vote in favor for it. And that it was the only state that didn't have -any- period of military occupation after the war, it was immediately allowed to return to self-rule precisely because of those voting circumstances. And it's where they had the Manhattan Project. And where they invented cotton candy of all things. And it has the only US government project that's ever turned a profit every single year since its inception in the form of the TVA.

Tennessee's such a weird fucking state man.

>>149976829
How do you get Tennessee gf?

>>149948744 (OP)
The Founding Fathers were just a bunch of rich merchants and aristrocrats that got upset at England for pussing out on colonial expansion after the French-Indian war and psyoped everyone it was about representation.

>>149977814
>This shit again
Cork it Nigel

>>149963295
Technically, West Virginia is the successor state to antebellum Virginia. When the rest of Virginia seceded, the Union-loyalist counties persuaded the Federal government that they were the legitimate government of Virginia, and asked for a formal partition of their state. After the war, one of the requirements for Virginia to re-enter the Union was the acknowledgement that WV was a separate state.

Virginia split from West Virginia, not the other way around.

>>149977511
West Tennessee: be a 6'5" chad country boy who makes more than 80k a year
Central Tennessee: be an artsy, sensitive type who can make her laugh
East Tennessee: you can shoot a deer, haul it back to your truck, bring it home, and prepare its meat for consumption around a bonfire that night while drinking beer and talking about how much you hate the Razorbacks/Ole Miss.

>>1499497247
>men discover why girls liked hetalia

>>149978032
>mfw I'm from west Tennessee but fit the middle Tennessee method far far more
Why did I have to be born in the worst part of this state?

Will the Illinois girl have a very big hat or will she be carrying around a sledgehammer for driving in railroad spikes? Is she a cute musclegirl? This is an important set of questions.

>>149979301
You have to remember middle TN's definition of artsy is if you can wax "poetic" about either the west or east TN's way of getting a girl.

>>149965046
>>149965072
I knew Florida would likely have sharp teeth and gators in her design.
Those were the first features that came to mind after understanding the concept.

>>149979403
What?

>>149948744 (OP)
yes, but not mine, since she'd probably be a morbidly obese welfare queen. I'd go balls deep into Kentucky though.

>>149979301
>being from Memphis's sloppy seconds

I'm so fucking sorry, bro. Genuinely. My heart goes out to you.

>>149980652
It's hell, bro. Really truly hell. Even the mall is mostly shit now, or at least too expensive 90% of the time

What is this called, I want to keep very close track of it and possibly do rule 34 of it at release

>>149979577
I was trying to make fun of the country music scene there.
All the more art oriented girls are either going into music like that or, as my experience, poetry with mental issues.

>>149982747
The artist is Hirotonfa, and they are characters from both the webcomic "Nothing New under the Sun" and the Steam game "American Revolution Smuggler."

No, they're too old.

>>149948744 (OP)
sure why not

Depends. What's the age of the youngest state?
Because my AoA is 3 to 11.

>>149950074
>columbia, britannia etc
>hetalia
>countryhumans
>flaggirls
>now this
there is truly nothing new under the sun

>>149985965
>my AoA is 3 to 11
AoA?

>>149955013
>Stopped drawing porn
Anon...

ENOUGH
FROM THE CROWN

>>149965072
>69

>>149986180
That's funny, seeing how America was the "clown" in that conflict, and I mean that in no positive way...

>>149977511
The same way you a gf anywhere else, be a decent human being and honest about yourself. You'll find somebody who appreciates you.

>t. west tennessian

>>149948744 (OP)
I'd watch the Toledo strip.
I'd take Mrs. Sippi out on a date.
I'd go south on Carolina.
Fertile lands just BEGGING to be plowed.
We do a little fracking.

>>149962901
it's a pun ya dip

>>149963295
It was more about getting away from the traditional powers in Virginian government. Also bad economy + brain drain = retards

>>149977878
>>149977814
I want to point out that at the time, the understood political theory really didn't include Parliament in colonial governance. Each colonial legislature was in effect its own Parliament on equal footing to the British Parliament, like the Parliament of Ireland then and the parliaments of Canada and Australia now.

The people were initially hesitant (and some of course remained loyal) and sought redress through the King, who was enormously popular in America at the time. The Founding Fathers saw themselves as Englishmen and their complaints were grounded in English law.

George Mason:
>"We claim nothing but the liberty and privileges of Englishmen in the same degree, as if we had continued among our brethren in Great Britain."

It was when the King ignored their petition and declared everyone who disagreed a traitorous outlaw that really cemented the cause for independence. He alienated the people who up until that point were angry at power grabbing politicians in London.

>>149987980
I should point out also that just as there were loyalists in America, there were revolutionaries and sympathizers in the other colonies and Britain. The war itself was incredibly controversial, especially the use of German mercenaries.

The basic problem is one that London has always had: the rich and powerful fear equality and when given the choice, they will always pour gas on the fire because fuck you.

>>149987980
I should point out also that just as there were loyalists in America, there were revolutionaries and sympathizers in the other colonies and Britain. The war itself was incredibly controversial, especially the use of German mercenaries.

The basic problem is one that London has always had: the rich and powerful fear equality and when given the choice, they will always pour gas on the fire because fuck you.

>when it observes that our complaints were either not heard at all, or were answered with new and accumulated injuries; when it recollects that the [British] minister himself, on an early occasion, declared, "that he would never treat with America, till he had brought her to his feet," and that an avowed partisan of ministry has more lately denounced against us the dreadful sentence, "delenda est Carthago;" that this was done in presence of a British Senate and being unreproved by them, must be taken to be their own sentiment, (especially as the purpose has already in part been carried into execution, by their treatment of Boston and burning of Charlestown;) when it considers the great armaments with which they have invaded us, and the circumstances of cruelty with which these have commenced and prosecuted hostilities; when these things, we say, are laid together and attentively considered, can the world be deceived into an opinion that we are unreasonable, or can it hesitate to believe with us, that nothing but our own exertions may defeat the ministerial sentence of death or abject submission.

>>149979664
>I'd go balls deep into Kentucky though.
I don't suppose you have an image of her, do you?

>>149988762
I could only find Arkansas, who is what I assume he was talking about.

>>149988762
no, I meant conceptually speaking, if Kentucky was anthropomorphized, I'd go balls deep into her.

>>149965046
>>149965072
she's perfect

>>149949734
>states as young schoolgirls
what's was grey's master plan here?

>>149954979
osomatsu and south park already showed fujoshits sometimes have ridiculously low standards; ones serious about looks will draw or look at bishified art anyway

>>149975179
a book of that exists btw. and it's not half bad.

I love how this artist clearly has a thing for redheads, tans, and tan redheads. Ultra-based taste.

>>149990912
Name the book please

>>149965072
>>149971506
>born and raised in Florida
>lived in Massechussets for half my life
>also blonde
Hardest decision of my life right here

>>149985965
Hawaii should definitely be a loli since she's the youngest state and we know what Polynesians are like

>>149992105
Does Hiro like drawing lolis or using loli characters?

>>149992504
No, even back when he drew porn he never touched on that. Pretty sure he like classically hot girls you could see in pinups from WWII.

>>149991977
I myself would have to choose Florida. You just know she stink good.

>>149992894
>stink

>>149994378
She is the embodiment of a state known for it's swamps

>>149994940
>perpetual swamp ass

>>149989847
>Those tanlines
>that Frontier outfit
>can play the fiddle
Sexy.

>>149965072

Personally I would have listed her as a Spanish colony rather than a loyalist. If you ever visit St. Augustine that's the majority of the old architectural influence. Spanish colonialism and Florida cracker: the only two architectural styles that should be allowed anywhere in the state. Maybe some New England influence too. I'm gonna have a fucking stroke if I have to see one more fucking blocky brutalist million dollar mansion being erected on my beautiful island.

>>149986159
i wont believe otherwise until im shown concrete proof.

>>149967784
i want to sex this miku.

>>149997163
The British won Florida in the French and Indian War, and most (damn near all) of the Spanish left for Cuba. The new British settlers didn't share the same grievances as the other colonies and were a handful of people in the fucking wilderness, so they remained loyal.

>>149962408
hiro is a racist rightwinger. Makes no sense because he's asian

>>149999293

Your timeline is right of course, and control of Florida changed hands more than a few times before it became a state. I just thought it would be a cool touch is all, considering, again, that the oldest city in the US has a distinctly Spanish flavor.

>>149999438
Nta but I think that Louisiana-chan will probably fill that niche. I hope Hiro adds Cuba, though.

>>149999376
>Makes no sense because he's asian

I FUCKING HATE NEW HAMPSHIRE FUCK

>>149954856
damn, this looks bad

>>150000145
You look bad

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