Thread 149954751

Rocky Gibraltar, nobody's favorite Toy

>>149954751 (OP)
I'm nobody's hero... An absolute zero...

>>149954751 (OP)
He looks like Brock Lesnar

>>149954808
More like Snore Lesshit

>>149954808
CoC Lesnar IS the face of this company.
https://youtu.be/cjkTuwp6RHQ

>>149954751 (OP)
gibraltar belongs to spain!

>>149954751 (OP)
>nobodys favorite toy
Wrong

>>149954751 (OP)
He did the dirty jobs.

I wonder if he was based on an in-universe wrestler.

>>149954751 (OP)
I like to think that he's one of those WWE action figures, and he's based on an actual person in universe.

Always hated him, cause he was just a mindless butch with no mind of his own. Hope we never see that motherfucker again

>>149954751 (OP)
all the toys in Toy Story were lame and gay
but he was the one that reminds you, oh yeah, superheroes are cool. and usually have cool toys. not like this gross playskool-ass shit which unfortunately became the trend irl after Toy Story.
so because of that, he seems even worse.
>>149954808
kinda looks like john cena aka marky mark.

>>149955636
> all the toys in Toy Story were lame and gay
Twitch from toy story 3 proves you wring you dumb bitch

>>149955780
>wearing a leather harness and a speedo

>>149955780
>>149956050
Pretty sure he's meant to be a Masters of the Universe style character.

>>149954751 (OP)
They’re going to reveal that, before Woody showed up, Rocky was Andy’s favorite toy.

>>149955513
He did as Potato-head told him.

>>149956141
They would never

>>149955780
This here's a Toy Story thread. Name-calling isn't necessary. We're all friends here.

Anyone else stoked for Toy 5tory?

>>149954751 (OP)
Him vs. the retarded baby from 3, who wins?

>>149954751 (OP)
Mr. Mike was cooler anyways.

>>149954751 (OP)
They actually made him a few years back and i got one

>>149958891
I got that one too but that wasnt his first figure. I got his first figure from hasbro at a flea market like five years agk

>>149955121
Whats his gym routine

>>149954751 (OP)
I honestly always forget he's in the movie.

>>149958891
>>149959636
Pic related is the one i found at a fles market. He was loose in a box of random toys and i got him for like a dollar or something

>>149960310
>Those fake points of articulation
Meta

>>149954751 (OP)
I lost my Stretch Armstrong out on my aunt's 100 acre property. I found it months later and ants were eating it because apparently the stretchy stuff on the inside is sweet (or turned sweet in the Texas sun/heat.) yes I tasted it because I was curious why they were eating my boy.

>>149960618
Post how your boy stretch looks like today, Anon

>>149960618
I just looked it up because my memory made me curious. Apparently it was highly concentrated corn syrup.

He was one of the only toys Andy owned in the first movie (besides Buzz of course) that didn't give the vibe of a hand-me-down, Goodwill grab or just something he held on to from when he was younger.

>>149960651
Was andy a poorfag or something? Why did he have such a small collection and even then why was his collection mostly fisher price tier shit at age 9? You telling me it was 1995 and a 9 year old like andy didnt have a bunch of kenner or toybiz capeshit figures lying around?

>>149960676
I think it was a mix of trying to show a wide range of toys that could connect with audiences who grew up at different times, and implying that yes, he is family couldn't usually afford the newest stuff, which helps to make Buzz a bigger deal.

>>149960701
>which helps to make Buzz a bigger deal.
Speaking of which I also fucking hate how theyre now trying to say that andy wanted buzz because he saw that fucking awful movie which was a boring interstellar ripoff and not the 50s pulpy buck rodgers setting buzz lightyear was meant to be apart of. What kid would want a buzz lightyear figure after seeing that boring shit? No one thats who

>>149960745
Jesus H. Christ, they all look like shit, and why tf was he allowed to bring all his toys into the theater with him?

>>149954751 (OP)
I can HEAR this image

>>149960760
>and why tf was he allowed to bring all his toys into the theater with him?
Because the kinoplex staff pitted the retard kid who brought all his toys to the theater like a massive autist. Same reason why my local movie theater hired a literal mongoloid who beats his head all the time in and wears a literal tard helmet like from that one spongebob episode as an employee. I dont understand how its allowed as hes so low IQ that is irresponsible to let a revolting subhuman like that waltz around without a wrangler

>>149960745
>Andy owning the Aliens before Buzz

>>149960676
that's a cool toy

>>149961959
Kenners swamp thing line is underrated and weed killer is one of my favorite figures from that era. I also like skinman alot too, i got pic related at a comic shop in richmond (thats sadly closed now) around 10 years back

He always reminded me of this toy. His name was even Rocky (this guy was Cliff, the rock climber).

>>149955001
very cute. im going to print this out and hang it on my fridge

>>149962037
>gem in abdomen
Steven universe before it was cool

>>149962056
>im going to print this out and hang it on my fridge
Post proof when youre done

>>149954934
God, this takes me back.

>>149961847
Dont expect modern disney to care

>>149962062
He had a little mechism where he'd make sparks internally and it would light the crystal up. Was kinda cool, but not as bright as I remember hoping.

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY PANTS

>>149962791
I have some of these and even got a sports one in package for a few bucks at a con a few years back

>>149960745
they must've thought opening the movie with that would sound really awesome but it made the movie even lamer

>>149963826
It makes no sense to anyone with half a brain. Its not even like what a 90s era sci fi movie would like, its monotone and gray and bland like that muh realism grounded aka shit sci fi from the brown and bloom era

>>149964022
Why is this implying MGS and Vanquish are lame

>>149954751 (OP)
he was on toystory.exe tho...

>>149962037
Same. I thought he was a Troll wrestler growing up.

>>149963240
what did pixar mean by this

>>149966253
why is this a camrip this movie's been out on digital for 6 years

>>149954751 (OP)
He's probably dead by now (in the city dump)

>>149954751 (OP)
Thought that was his hair at first lol

>>149966632
>6 years
huh???

>>149968448
Yes toy story 4 is six years old now

I hate too hate being alive

>>149960618
Cool story bro, but I wouldn't let the ants share me their Stretch Armstrong lunch.

>>149960760
>spend 15 dollars for a ticket
>go to the only open seat
>about to sit down
>this bitch kid in a girl's cowboy hat stops you
>"sorry anon, this seat's taken"
>look down, a cheap ass toy dinosaur probably made by a kid his age in a chinese sweatshop is sitting there
>mfw

>>149969720
>martin sheen eventually did become president
So the ending of the dead zone was retconned i take it?

>>149960745
What's worse is that we already GOT that movie. It even had an intro where the toys were excited to watch it.

>>149960745
>>149969931
It still boggles me what a massive flop Lightyear was, an action-packed sci-fi spinoff of your most notable franchise would've been an easy quick buck, but it looked so goddam boring and visually unappealing to just about everyone on the planet. I wouldn't say the lesbian culture war crap was the only thing that killed it's hype, but goddamn at making this a kid friendly Interstellar. Also that robot cat was unironically the worst part of the movie.

>>149969931
Lasseter can go to h*ll

>>149964226
Anon I...

>>149954751 (OP)
GIBRALTAR ESPAÑOL

>>149960618
Ha! Gay!

>>149963240
>Woody isn’t even make the same face as pic related

Godammit…

>>149969945
Lasseter and the rest of Pixar hated that TV show.
>>149969556
Things went from OK to mediocre in 2012, mediocre to bad in 2016, and from bad to worse in 2020, we lost and are stuck in the bad timeline.
>>149966632
>Wreck-it Ralph is farther from current year than from the beginning of the Millennium.
>Toy Story 3 is almost as removed from today as it is from Toy Story 1

>>149954751 (OP)
Why is he a toy?

>>149972525
Thus started getting bad in 2016 and went full on shit by 2017-2018. 2020 is where an already bad shituation somehow managed to get even worse. The fact that absolutely nothing has improved by now makes me want to punch out god

>>149973985
Anon you can't just go around asking that..

>>149954751 (OP)
He had a Rocky history

>>149975419
A rocky transition to 3D

>>149976319
a Rocky life...

>>149954751 (OP)
How come no one likes him?

>>149966632
>Toy Story 4 came out six years ago

>>149974057
And then you wonder why current generations are more interested on old stuff than on contemporary stuff.
Like in my example I am starting a 3D Blu-Ray collection but I still need a PS4 Pro with PS VR to watch those movies.

>>149978433
That'll happen when you're already working with a huge cast of lovable and memorable characters.

>>149979628
Everything was better in 2008 so much so that its not even funny

>>149981012
>GTA IV
>Mario Galaxy 1
>Halo 3
>LEGO Trilogy (Star Wars Complete Saga, Indiana Jones, Batman)
>PS3 is still in current year the best non-4K physical media player thanks to line doubling option

>>149962037
They're the Stone Protectors, their stones of power glow!

>>149981012
I hate how any time someone points this out there's always some know it all faggot saying
>But the 2008 recession!!!! But [some bad thing] here!!!!!
Don't care. It's not about some bad shit happening, it's about the soul being affected by the amount of bad shit happening

>>149981512
>PS3 is still in current year the best non-4K physical media player thanks to line doubling option
599 US DOLLARS

Andy had the space marines from warhammer during his teenage years and replaced the Green soldiers

>>149982271
https://youtu.be/I6LbzP-AJRQ
Thrift store/garage sale.
https://youtu.be/6NH1iIL4Q3o

>>149982191
Legit

>"bad shit happened back then, don't you dare be nostalgic"

Bad shit happens NOW

>>149981012
>>149982191
But what did 2008 do better than, say, 2004? '08 was good but half the bad shit we have now began in 2008 exactly. 2004 was much better

>>149982191
This, 2000s were so much sovlful

>>149982271
Not a gamer, but why are consoles and games spiking in prices all of a sudden?

>>149984719
Corporations are greedy and stupid.
Or just blame Trump

>>149954934
coc lesnar is the face of this face

>>149984761
Why not blame both?

>>149985174
Because there are people that hate the latter so much, giving blame to the former too is enough for them to think you are downplaying the latter.

>>149960310
The new ones so much better. I wish theyd sell sids toys already

>>149985524
Thats retarded because both are pure evil

>>149985539
I have the new one too its really cool but i prefer the old one

>>149985543
Yeah, but as I told you, they hate the latter so much they want him to have all of the blame.

>>149980523
I like the thespian porcupine, he's a charming lad

>>149954751 (OP)
He will be, soon enough.

>>149986406
Wasn't he a hedgehog?

>>149986406
I like the ragdoll for coomer reasons

>>149962037
This fugly piece of shit has some sort of undeniable charisma that makes me like him. I would want to have a beer with a guy that looks like this.

>>149989717
lol don't we all

>>149991717
Ayo those real?

>>149987864
Wasn't you a hedgehog?

I've been meaning to ask, were Woody/Buzz/Bo Peep actual toys in real life that were used for the movie like Mr. Potato Head?

I just sorta assumed they were created for the movie itself as original toys

>>149993100
They were created for the movie. If you werent a zoomer youd know this

>>149993100
Buzz was at least partially inspired by Buck Rodgers. Woody doesn't represent a specific character or toy but just "westerns" as a whole genre and bo peep is from a nursery rhyme about losing sheep.

>>149993100
They were inspired by types of toys, but they were original.
Besides a few, like Potato Head, Etch, and Rex being real toys, the rest were either original, or generic, like Green Army Men.

>>149993404
Combat carl was almost a real gi joe but hasbro objected to sid blowing gi joe up in the OG script