Thread 149964236

Starting up a new one!

Have you seem the new preteen patrol cosplay set?

>>149964236 (OP)
>sign up for movie preview program
>fill in small survey about my demographic when I create my account
>get notified that the PAW Patrol Dino movie will be in town
>you can only RSVP if you have kids to bring to the preview
>I had already marked on my profile that I don't have kids
I understand that you can only go if you have kids, I'm not mad about that. What I am mad about is why would you invite me if I'm not in the demographic to "preview" the movie?

>>149964322
Going down to Albuquerque to get a kid in such short notice would be tough.

>>149964349
Why would I go there? I don't have family there.

>>149964385
That's where you get girls or boys at least during the biden administration they were trafficked up i-25 fron Ciudad and distributed out from Albuquerque. I assume you can still get a kid if you really wanted one. Price has gone up no doubt.

>>149964461
Dude what the fuck

>>149964512
It's a big commitment I know. Thats just how it use to be done. I don't know anything about SoCal

>>149964322
Fffff I'm so jealous

>>149964512
Ignore the /pol/brain

>>149964708
>jealous
Did you miss the part where he can't go because he needs to bring a kid with him?

>>149964322
What was the image? Or is it genuinely broken?

>>149964758
I'm jealous he was invited because I'm that same position I'd be able to go with my nephew

>>149964799
*In that same position

>>149964771
The image works fine for me. It's a screenshot of an email invitation to watch the PAW Patrol Dino movie, which isn't scheduled to come out until July next year.

>>149964236 (OP)
How old are all these dogs? Can they consent?

>>149964813
...... You see in that picture, there's a broken image at the top? That's what we neurotypicals are talking about here

>>149964322
Bitch get a kid from any friend or relation and get in there with a camcorder or at least give us the full plot summary

>>149964869
Yes, the image is broken.
>That's what we neurotypicals are talking about here
>we neurotypicals
>here (in this Paw Patrol thread)
Let's be honest, nobody in this thread, let alone this board, is a neurotypical. There's no need to be mean about it.

>>149964322
Why is the voice cast so black?

I'm honestly surprised they're already doing these preview screenings. We're still almost a year out from release
>>149964972
Well it's set in the jungle

>>149964799
Yeah it sucks. My brother is out of town until next week, so I can't take my nephew either.

>>149964906
They don't allow phones inside anyways.

>>149964708
Me too, hey OP accept the invitation and I'll come with you with shoes on my knees

>>149965278
Not OP, >>149964322 . You know what I meant

>>149965260
Call everyone you went to high school with til you can borrow one of their kids. They don't remember you as that creepy guy they would definitely not leave alone with their children or anything so it's fine right?

>>149965300
I didn't think that'll work anon...

>>149965482
There isn't a movie in existence that I need to see so badly that I would be willing to do that.

>>149965031
Don't they have to do it a year in advance otherwise they can't do "reshoots"? Or whatever they're called for animated movies.

>>149964322
What other preview screenings were you invited to?

>>149966058
I think it's a bit early for test screenings but nothing crazy

>>149966140
Most recently, it was Paw Patrol Dino, Crime 101, Is This Thing On, 4 Kids Walk Into A Bank, Art Monster, Shelter, and The Cat in the Hat.

>>149964322
Just show up anyway it says Parents/Guardians so just say you're a Parent and your child is turning 4 next year so this will be his first movie he'll see and you showed up by yourself to make sure it's not too violent or flashy for his epilepsy or whatever. What are they gonna do, ask you for pictures of your kid?

If you want things in life sometimes you gotta throw your weight around and have a silver tongue. If they refuse you, at least you tried.

>>149966384
Well then, there you have it. Just tell them the truth. "I'm in a preview screening program and one of them is a PAW Patrol movie. There are these other movies but I'm not sure they're as family-friendly as PAW Patrol haha."

>>149966456
>just say you're a Parent and your child is turning 4 next year so this will be his first movie he'll see and you showed up by yourself to make sure it's not too violent or flashy for his epilepsy or whatever
While this is believable, I'd still feel pretty embarrassed trying to pull this off.
>What are they gonna do, ask you for pictures of your kid?
I don't know, that might? It's they do I wouldn't have any pictures of me nephew and myself to support the lie.
>If they refuse you, at least you tried.
I'll think about it.

New thread already?

>>149966667
I don't think the truth would get him into the theater.

>>149966667
>>149967033
>tell them the truth
>"One ticket to the PAW Patrol movie preview, please"
>"Just one? But you're supposed to have a kid with you."
>"Right, right, I don't have kids, but I'm a big fan of PAW Patrol."
>"You're... a big fan of PAW Patrol?"
>"Yup!"
>"...PAW Patrol. The show for preschoolers?"
>"Yeah..."
>"Well I'm sorry Mr.Anon, I don't think the other parents would be comfortable having you in the theater."

>>149965656
Surely there must be one friend you actually like that has kids that you can enjoy watching a movie together? Just hide your power level.

>>149967246
Erm, actually, Robert would ask me if I know how many spots Marshall has as proof.

>>149967293
And? How many does he have?

>>149967442
The same as the number of official Japanese birthstones since 2021.

>>149967479
I'm surprised the answer was googleable. 43 spots seems like a lot.

>>149967949
Wot? There's 29.

Is he hinting at Arrby x Chase?

>>149968937
Paywalled spoilers

Did Dandi draw more pawps besides Marshall?

>>149968998
Arrby my beloved
>>149969055
Yes. I don't think he ever drew full on nudity though

>>149968998
Aw I thought it would be a new pirate pups episode
But Halloween is pretty cool too and these sound decent

>>149969091
Thanks! It's odd that these aren't on e6.

>>149969331
I'm pretty sure there are ... fuller versions of these pics in the big archive that archive anon posts. Unless I just dreamed that. Can't check rn
Like I said though he's never actually drawn puppy parts despite having no reservations about that kind of thing

>>149968998
Thanks anon. I don't love Arrby as much as a lot of you seem to but the first half sounds good

Did someone say pirates?

>>149969055
My husband

>>149970324
I really want these
Well maybe not rubble but the others
I might have to import

Subtle Ryder art from Kame

>>149970324
They get all the good stuff

>>149964906
This comic is so good. I'd almost forgotten about it

Apparently it's PAW Patrol day

>>149972222
Ew Skase

>>149972500
C'mon, at least show the boys and girls something new

I like how Dandi draws and colors but his poses and what he finds sexy just make no sense at all to me
But this is a guy who draws PJ Masks porn so he probably doesn't hope to be understood

>>149972951
Well, PJ Masks is dead. Is that why he's moving on to Paw Patrol?

>>149972951
I wish I could commission him to make Marshall x Rocky FILTH

>>149973154
He drew these ages ago and has barely gone back to PAW Patrol since

>>149973191
I dunno, can't you?

>>149972951
It just pisses me off that this is the full pic >>149969055

And even uncropped this just has some extra fluff
>>149969091

>>149973378
>$260 for a 2 character full color with no sketch lines
Maybe if my blood was made of gold I would

He does cheaper stream sketches on pomf

From KMT

>>149973487
It's fucking porn, just use AI.
~Supporting artists~ is for creatives moving you through their art not for smut

Is Marshall a boyfailure

>>149973827
I think you could stretch to argue he is, but he's competent in too many situations to really be a boyfailure

Dino spotted

>>149974337
Lucky fucking dinosaur

wtf are they talking about

>>149974918
What don't you get? Takuera is them just sticking Tuck and Ella together into one name, Tuckella. Takarazuka is a kind of all-female theater in Japan where women dress as pretty men, often princes, and women get really horny for them.
So KMT says Tuck is like the girly boy they treat like a princess in all-boys' schools while Ella is like the boyish prince-like girl in a girls' school. Tybsy says he wants to see Tuck in a princess dress and Ella all princely. Then the only bit the autotranslate really mangled was KMT replying "Genius!! I wanna see that!! It would really suit them!!"
>>149973689
Rocky: I got the Calendar Project! Waah~ it's so kyooot ~de arimasu ~

>>149974337
Skye looks desperate to be included

>>149973727
Is there a source or you just prompted it yourself?

>>149975516
By ArcticScales on Inkbunny

>>149969410
I swear I've seen a full version of this pic but I can't for the life of me find it.

>>149969410
>he's never actually drawn puppy parts
That's only ... half-true? Though his sketches, many of which he really should finish, are mostly lewding Ryder

This thread is much more degen than usual. Girls drawing boys kissing and it's funny when it sometimes becomes smut, but we don't usually just talk about porn artists. Is it because the thread was started in US hours for once?

Summery Vrest

Guess we're in the spotlight

>>149976310
Did he ever post this Rocky?

This may not be the thread for it, but it looks like Trump is now pushing through the Paramount merger and the stock is pumping. I bought because of PAW Patrol so thanks. Hopefully Spin Master will pump as the Dino Movie gets closer too.
Also was the Skye dino turnaround released somewhere? And without watermarks?

>>149972222
>>149972399
It's the most vanilla of PP ships, but I'll allow it.

Claw what did they do to you?
Did Spin Master pump out Skye's Road Trip because they knew this was coming and wanted to make it look even more of a rip off, a la Pupstruction?

I guess they're having trouble finding people to RSVP, they offered chance to win a reward for families that show up.

>>149978806
PAW Patrol is for girls, silly~

>>149978822
>4-15 year olds now
Okay surely you can find someone this time right

>>149979550
Oh I didn't even notice that. Not only did they offer a chance at a $100 gift card, they increased the age range from 10 to 15. Surely 15 year olds aren't in their target demographic?

>>149979550
As much as I would like to go, I do have a friend with a 12 year old son, but I'm pretty sure he outgrew PAW Patrol years ago.

>>149978822
The only thing stopping me from watching dogkino is the fact that I have to bring a kid with me. I'm almost thinking about pretending to be retarded to see if they'll let me in, but then they'll know my name and face, not to mention I'll have to sell the deception from the parking lot, to reception, throughout the movie, during the post movie survey, and then on the walk back to my car. I don't think I could do that.

>>149978806
I doubt it. It's clearly a toy tie-in since Road Trip toys were in expos beforehand.

>>149968998
Finally, a new Halloween Special. Well, I'm guessing for this

>>149969410
he's so cute

When will PAW Patrol pull a Bluey and start making jokes fire the parents?

>>149982872
*for the parents

>>149978806
@SPIN_MASTER @FBI @NINTENDO AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149975749
https://x.com/Dandiduu/status/1816140626611798044
https://x.com/Dandiduu/status/1816859948556648575
Stay based Rockybro

>>149984424
Aw he's cute and fluffy

>>149978822
>>149979683
Interesting. I guess a very small percentage of people who've signed up to see movie early previews are also parents of small kids in LA.

>>149978806
>>149984093
Claw's backstory spinoff is very unexpected

>>149981527
They'll have known this Paris Hilton thing is being developed from insider info for years

>>149982872
The movies come closest but PAW just doesn't have the set up to wink at parents like Bluey does since there are virtually no parents in the show and the adults are all exaggerated idiot characters

>>149984623
"PAW Patrol but for girls" isn't a new thing. Disney has tried enough times already, and Hilton is known for her love of dogs. I'm more inclined to believe her cartoon is a response to Snoop Dogg making his own preschool cartoon. Unless her cartoon is specifically about saving park animals, it's unlikely there's any espionage involved.
Maybe that Powerpuff Pups thing might be more in line with that.

What's the next ep?

>>149986003
Valiente next weekend

Do you guys hang around other pupbros. I mean, actually having friends that like this? it would be nice knowing someone from here.

>>149986064
New clips just came out
https://youtu.be/tISvUInidpo
>>149986383
My boyfriend is even more into the show than me kek but that's it. Our friends think it's funny but with a bit of sideeye, unsurprisingly

>>149986383
Bold of you to assume I have any friends at almost 29 years old. Maybe my boyfriend knows I'm into this, but we haven't really talked about it too much.
I'm having my 30th birthday be Paw Patrol themed though because we all know life goes fucking downhill after 30 and I use Paw Patrol to cope with the fact my parents will be dead someday and I'll be alone with my sister.

>>149976539
Hope she and Jake had a great honeymoon.

>>149987122
Your parents may well outlive you anon! Look on the bright side!!

>>149986572
>boyfriend
femanons or faggots?

>>149988319
Oh Anon, you should know by now I'm too mentally unstable to ever see the bright side of things. We get a little psychotic and crazy when things go wrong.
PLAY ON
YOU AND ME
SET ON THE LEGACY

>>149987122
Where do you even find that type of guy? I want a bf that watchs paw patrol too

>>149989355
Which of the Youtubers would you date? I pick wolfie but he's gonna be in the ball gag 24/7

>>149989388
Anon that is weird.
None of them sound cute to be honest. I'll take one of the fujo single moms

>>149989501
Yeah okay Humbert Humbert *I* sound weird

>>149989388
isn't he underage?

>>149989355
I found my boyfriend when I was 18 almost a decade ago. You're gonna need to find the boys who are a little quirky weird and lonely. They're the best once they open up to you. <3

>>149989616
That presumably depends on jurisdiction but I don't think the anon is being serious anyway

>>149989616
Mmm I hope so
>>149989649
Stfu prude who cares if he is, maybe I am too you don't know.
He better not be into that diaper faggotry though. The only guys I've ever found online who want to date are into that shit and it's an instant deal breaker

>>149989698
how? that shit is hard to find unless you're searching on inkbunny or deviantart

>>149989756
For gay dudes into paw patrol I mean

>>149989698
:(

>>149978822
I think that sounds more like the issue is they think a lot of people are gonna confirm and then not bother to show up. Always a problem when you give things away for free. They're emphasizing that they'll enter you for the prize if you're confirmed to be there, butts in seats

>>149989648
i guess so, i know the point of this is being anons but do we really need that? i dont really get the point of not making a group on discord, telegram or whatever other place allows that when there's so few people into this. if you're aware of other autists that like the same thing, it makes sense wanting to connect with each other. i just want frens im so lonely bros.....

>>149989768
where do you search for them?

>>149989849
Discord, Discord is like the only place people under 20 try to get a bf or gf

https://mov3.co/en/tvtokyo/
JP Big Trucks in 10 min.

Zuma showing off his rocket to Axel.

Ooh, is that Rocky x Axel? Maybe Niko will draw them now.

>>149989932
>>149989953
You guys are delusional

Who's Humdinger talking to if Helga hasn't been introduced yet?

>>149989965
Effen just asked the same thing. Random continuity error? Or super sophisticated foreshadowing

>>149989956
Rocky and Axel were literally pumping together to get a rocket to ejaculate.

Commentary kinda quiet today

>>149989980
And you were the one and only person to find it suggestive and comment on it. Twitter is just pondering if this is more Rocky/Zuma or Rocky/Marshall this week
Al is just not a sexual creature

Effen you're lurking this thread aintcha

I like how they all just accept this stupid episode is just the dumb physics of the PAW universe

>>149989991
>shippers pretend to not see ships outside of their preferred ships
And water is wet. Niko and co. and Effenwolven has never acknowledged Rocky x Zuma even once too.

>>149990021
Has he really never acknowledged green/orange?
Anyway not really the point, the point is zero signs of Axel in any shipping posts anywhere. They weren't shy about pointing out Chase x Gasket and Chase x Wild moments

ARE YOU READY? POW!

This humiliation ritual for Chase again huh

What episode is the Cowboy Challenge one?

>>149989982
It's just Effenwolven today? The furries are in their space.

>>149990096
Pups Save the Game Show

Humdinger is just calling for "Mama". Whether that's going to be Helga or not isn't really set in stone yet. I would expect them to change their relationship to siblings since they changed his relationship to the Cheetah to uncle/niece.

>>149990113
Man that's one I haven't seen since it aired

>>149990017
>Paw Patrol is as funny as ever in its "that can't be true" way
It seems they all like it because it's absurd and constantly subverting their expectations.

>>149990017
If Rocky says it can be done, who are you to question it.

Chubby cheeks

>>149990426
FOUR BEANS??? AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149990318
>constantly subverting their expectations
Urgh c'mon dude don't use that cursed term

So there's no new episode for a week and no manga translation and the thread has mostly been about a porn artist and trying to get a boyfriend who like PAW so is there much else to keep the thread alive for?

>>149990907
Uhh, the Dino Movie of course.There's bound to be leaks.

>>149991095
Well if brave anons are going then I look forward to it. Though trouble is we're just gonna have to take their word for it and people can easily troll. If not these anons I won't be surprised at all if we hear nothing from this weekend. Maybe Cal "The Egg" Brunker tweeting "OUR WORK IS SO AMAZING" again

>>149991106
You're not going to believe people when they say that Dino Movie ends with Marshall and Rex getting married and had 10 kids?

>>149991175
I'd believe it in a heartbeat and hope we get to see the conception of each one in great detail

>>149991552
Uh I guess I dragged that into the name field somehow

>>149991095
I really hope we get a teaser soon. At least some proper images

Dino Movie just flew over my house.

We bread now

Only in these threads can I post this and expect you all to know exactly which puppy this is

>>149993566
It's Pikachu

Marshall fucks